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Will cleaning that room with vinegar and leaving the dehumidifer on stop it?

6 hours ago

Outlook good

Will spraying a lot of vingar help?

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will spraying a lot of vingar help?

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will spraying a lot of vinegar help?

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Will spraying a lot of vinegar help?

6 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will spraying a lot of vinegar help?

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will running humifiders stop it?

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will running humifiders stop it?

6 hours ago

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Will running humifiders stop it?

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Can i avoid mould build up 9n

6 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you lie

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You say you lied and defended your friend who also lied to your boss

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

why do all of your private plates have 7 in them on most of your personal cars

14 hours ago

My sources say no

what happened to the Lamborghini and the Aston? whats the number 7 obsession

14 hours ago

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why do you do what you do, while pretending to be an honourable person in the force

14 hours ago

Better not tell you now

did you put all the G sh*t up and the would she bs

14 hours ago

Yes

that and your stupid computer games

14 hours ago

My reply is no

a litany of references about playing for both side and being a two headed snake today

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

i knew when you put up your muscle tops because you were always into body building and you also said observe dont say. heard that one before when you are involved

14 hours ago

My reply is no

my family hate him and says hes not a good guy

14 hours ago

Signs point to yes

why do you let the jimmy character around when you know his history

14 hours ago

Ask again later

you have such a high opinion for someone who is nothing to do with me other than a job

15 hours ago

It is certain

you didnt like the maltese guy, you didnt like the army guy. no one is asking you to date them

15 hours ago

Outlook not so good

why are the men i chose not acceptable to you but the ones you chose never bother

15 hours ago

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is that the foundation of this bs, rile me up and await a guy you want to turn up

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

why did you put, will he and i see each other soon over the text

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

link a nursey toy a miffy

17 hours ago

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who is this and have they gotten the wrong idea again

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

who is this and have they gotten the wrong idea again

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

if you go to the places im heading then you do have to herd me off course because i wont follow

19 hours ago

It is certain

am i supposed to follow them when they try to herd me

19 hours ago

Outlook good

is it like going to the gym in your head?

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

It seems we have a schizophrenic person in here. They think they are being chased, etc.

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

is it like studying for an eye test

20 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

how do you obtain a certificate?

20 hours ago

My reply is no

Is my girlfriend cheating on me?

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

didnt you say you have a certificate for your adhd

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Should I drink while designing this project?

20 hours ago

My sources say no

Should I drink while designing this project?

20 hours ago

Yes

Should I drink while designing this project?

20 hours ago

Don't count on it

whats this orange trolling bs go away

21 hours ago

It is certain

you are a liar

21 hours ago

It is certain

Hallucination… Some people are hallucinating, unfortunately. They should seek some help.

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Who is this fvking science nerd

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

not sure if its lack of intellect or your own self importance i think a mix of both, its offensive

1 day ago

It is certain

you wouldnt pull this crap on other religions because you know how they react

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will i get the house properly dry before tomorrow?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

I know right? Some things seem not to change.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Was i right to break things off with Charlotte?

1 day ago

Most likely

Was i right to break things off with Charlotte?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Was charlotte talking to another guy as well as me?

1 day ago

My sources say no

Was charlotte talking to another guy as well as me?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Was charlotte talking to another guy as well as me?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Was charlotte talking to another guy as well as me?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Was i right to break things off with Charlotte?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Does Will love me

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Does Paul love me?

2 days ago

Yes

When he got involved with Daisy. She was married and prioritized her husband instead of him.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

If she’s married. Leave her. It isn’t wise to have an affair with a married woman. Gatsby learned a lesson.

2 days ago

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Ask her.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

She is married

2 days ago

Ask again later

Should I

2 days ago

Yes

Is it possible congratulations

2 days ago

My reply is no

Is it possible

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Is this with the flo app? Years later still tracking my periods

2 days ago

It is certain

Have a day off

2 days ago

Outlook good

Is it possible that I'm pregnant

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Is it possible that I'm pregnant

2 days ago

My reply is no

Is it possible that I

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Is it possible that I'm pregnant

2 days ago

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Is it possible that I'm pregnant

2 days ago

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do they have a return policy

2 days ago

My sources say no

Exactly. As Elsa from Frozen and the Beatles say let it go or let it be.

2 days ago

Most likely

Where are the papers?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Let it all go

2 days ago

Ask again later

Let it all go

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Let it all go

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Let it all go

2 days ago

Ask again later

Let it all go, move forward. You are living in the past so he/ them still have hold, live in the now and future.

2 days ago

Ask again later

afraid of being rejected, or of saying the wrong thing.?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more research on how much you could do it for the same amount as the rest and I could get a little bit better results

2 days ago

Very doubtful

will he be my client ?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

two women with your careless words. The woman you don’t love deserves your honesty. You filled her ears with false hopes. Your declarations for another woman hurt the lady you love. Your only way out is honesty. Some honest conversations. Close the door in a mature way to the woman you wish not pursue further. She needs no false hopes. Then it is rebuilding time with the one you want. Trust is broken a lot easier than it is built. Most of all, spend some time just working on making you the “best you” not for either woman— but yourself.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Chit chat.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Blah blah…

2 days ago

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G will we have a child together?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

G will I be with the love of my life?

2 days ago

It is certain

Does she regret it?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

G will I be a father?

2 days ago

My sources say no

G will I be with the love of my life?

2 days ago

Ask again later

G will I be with the love of my life?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

do you believe your contribution adds value

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

what do you think you offer with your wedding pins and meceredes ads

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

why are you here

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will the chiro be really good for hugo?

2 days ago

Yes

Will the chiro be really good for hugo?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will the chiro be really good for hugo?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

When will i get to my trip

2 days ago

It is certain

Will i get the house dry now with all the heaters?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Will i be able to get the house dry?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Will i be able to get the house dry?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Will i be able to get the house dry?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will i be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will i get the carpert dry before my parents find out?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get the house properly dry before mum and dad notice?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Most likely

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Most likely

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I break things off with Charlotte because she is entertaining other men?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I break things off with Charlotte because she is entertaining other men?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Should I break things off with Charlotte because she is entertaining other men?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

and a laura or a campervan

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

why do you aways go on about money

3 days ago

It is certain

Will someone buy our house so we can move into 57 Malhamdale?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Will Mrs Williams offer me a job for September?

3 days ago

It is certain

Will Mrs Williams offer me a job for September?

3 days ago

Ask again later

giving bunny boiler notes to rip off someones life for your own self-adulation

3 days ago

Very doubtful

why did you put posts on the other site as if what happens to me how you would feel, why do you do this every time something happens to me make it about you

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

why are you trying to learn dance and gymnastics on top of your running

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

why do you try to do things i have done

3 days ago

Most likely

take your engagement rings and wedding planning bs and shove it, just go away, i dont need this sh*t

3 days ago

Very doubtful

why did mi5 stop my id requests

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

the same names come up when things fvk up dont they

3 days ago

It is certain

Me and Emily Terry?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

I'm not trying to be cool, I'm being real

3 days ago

Outlook good

Calling another man unattractive because he said he could easily win in a fight is ugly

3 days ago

Yes

It isn’t Arron. It’s A-A-R-O-N!! Yeah, bye forever.

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I buy

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

please come back and finish

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

please come back and finish

3 days ago

Most likely

sf you missed a fox

3 days ago

Outlook good

Bye arron forever

3 days ago

Ask again later

will you be done soon so i can use my computer

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

will you be done soon so i can use my computer

4 days ago

My sources say no

will you be done soon so i can se my computer

4 days ago

My sources say no

why do you spend all day looking at medieval weddings

4 days ago

Most likely

Should i commit suicide?

4 days ago

Yes

Should i kill myself then as you just said there is no hope to feel ok?

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will i stop feeling depressed and freaked out by this exisistence?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Send cards may?

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Send cards july?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Send cards june?

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Send cards may

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Send cards may?

4 days ago

Outlook good

Send cards july?

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Send cards june?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

So Juice feast 6 months next year, not 92days??

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

So Juice feast 6 months next year, not 92days??

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Juice feast 6 months next year?

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Juice feast 92 days next year?

4 days ago

Most likely

Study photography again next year?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Go back to old job in october?

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Go back to old job in autumn?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Pip money dec?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Pip money o

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Pip money october?

4 days ago

My sources say no

Pip money november?

4 days ago

My sources say no

Pip money this year?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Pip money this year?

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should i ask my dad for more money in the card?

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Should i ask my dad for more money in the card?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Ok so 92 day juice feast ?

4 days ago

Without a doubt

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