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Life isn’t like the movies or TV shows. It isn’t like Disney fairy tales.

1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

“I. L.o.v.e Y.ou” was ba.nalized and is a cliche.

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

Either way, you got it. Actions speak more than just simple cliches.

1 hour ago

My sources say no

Actions prove more than words, you know.

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Actions prove more than actions, you know.

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

If he loved you he probably would have already proved it to you through actions.

1 hour ago

My reply is no

Does he love me?

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don’t believe other people have to live this this with a predator hounding them and controlling their life everyday sicko cvnt

8 hours ago

It is certain

You upset me last year and you are back doing the same this year.

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Take your waters tm ads and fvk off

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take your waters to ads and fvk off

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why do you only allowe to earn money in companies you already have a Muppet in to spread your tales and continue your bs

8 hours ago

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Will chelsea kick off? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You can't mold someone into something they don't want to be, applying pressure on them when they don't even respect you. You may have a high opinion of yourself but it doesn't have an intrinsic value to others who don't subscribe to your bs.

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Putting someone in the wrong place and expecting the best out of them doesn't ever work. Anyone with half a brain cell would realise this.

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why is it that even when I'm over experienced that you then apply pressure in other ways to push me in survival mode and then say I wasn't good enough. If the extra bs you create didn't exist then maybe you would get the best out of someone

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Did this multiple times. Now you try to do it at another company, how people act is on them. If they take up the poison chalice and act on your sick instructions that's on them.

8 hours ago

My reply is no

And you recruit people who have been told things that gossip the moment I walk in the door. You try to blame my abilities but I read the room and it was stacked against me before I even began working.

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

What kind of person does that.

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You only allowed one position that wasn't in a location I wanted to be, the only one. It was a test.

8 hours ago

Yes

Self appointed authority to manipulate and control my life. No mandate.

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I'm not showing you anything you are taking time to look through my emails. None of it is yours

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why do you feel the need to look through my things and say everything is too good for me

8 hours ago

It is certain

will i sell my stuff on ebay fvk off

8 hours ago

Most likely

I don't understand why you are in my devices then say I'm the problem. It's mindbogglingly how you square that one

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Every time it's from day one before I even start the position then try to say I'm not up to the job, blame me for undermining me and force me into a job I wouldn't even go for but brag and stop my actual jobs

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

It's the same rhetoric you said at the second and third time while spamming my devices.

8 hours ago

My sources say no

All yph are doing is disrupting my life to repeat the same disgusting activities then try to blame me as it's always happening to me with different people so it must be my fault while you sit back with your little gang trying to remove any blame at your door

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do you moan to me about living an expensive life or expecting someone else to pay for it while stopping me earn an income and forcing me into poverty. Do you see how it makes you look because that all you care about. Public perception

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you think spamming me with your life and then saying I’m jealous when your are ramming your life down my throat

9 hours ago

It is certain

Why does it take over two and a half years to plan a wedding? If you wanted to be married you would have done it over 700 times by now

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take your stannah bs and fvk off with your Barclays. Bs

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You purposely spam me with weddings and change the ads when I come on here yet you have been sending I love you gifs to someone else. What a prat

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Pack up your life and fvk off. I don’t respect you, trust you and even like you.

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I see the gifs you send as well

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You spam with wedding and moaning about being high maintenance. Your life isn’t my problem so fvk off

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Do you realise I get all of your emoji history I see what you send to people

9 hours ago

My reply is no

So far you have only allowed the job that gets you off the hook, never about my preference or best interests and stopped the rest

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

So far you have only allowed the job that gets you off the hook, never about my preference or best interests and stopped the rest

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You are allowing me to get a job this year, even when it won’t get you off the hook or are you planning on making me freeze to death this winter

11 hours ago

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Msl cmm training get out

12 hours ago

Yes

What will it take to get rid of you

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Two years your fvking wedding sht in my life fvk off

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Alejandra poupel wedding planners fvk off

12 hours ago

It is certain

Did she like the flowers

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Did she like the flowers

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will she take me back

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Does she still have feelings for me

13 hours ago

It is certain

Does she still have feelings for me

13 hours ago

Yes

Does she still have feelings for me

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Does she still have feelings for me

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does she still have feelings for me

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Does she still have feelings for me

13 hours ago

Yes

Does she still have feelings for me

13 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why did you drove 500 miles to stalk me and hide around the corner

22 hours ago

Yes

You only work in self interest and so far it's blown up in your face but it's my life that's suffered. See why your a cvnt yet

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you think your decision on my career is more important than me who has to do the work.

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You forced us here. You had a motive to do so. Now you are hiding like a coward.

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam that I don't want a job when it's the only type of job I apply for. Who do you think you are

22 hours ago

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Do you see how the optics are

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

While stopping me get a job and forcing me to live in poverty is a sht move

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Do you understand that spamming someone or moaning about your job

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I run? Fvk off

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Do your friends and family know what you do to people

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you force us back here

22 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I get the havant job fvk off I don't care.

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

It's illegal to do so. You did it before to stop my jobs applications over 3 years ago

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Looking through my emails when you shouldn't have access to my device

22 hours ago

It is certain

What do you tell them to repeat it, that's on them

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Why did you drive 500 miles to where I was staying when I never told anyone my location

22 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why did you drove 500 miles to where I was staying when I never told anyone my location

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

I think following me around the country then trapping me and removing my ability to physically leave is part of it.

22 hours ago

It is certain

Security thinks it's only a matter of time before you act

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Especially when you trapped me here and read my emails and bragged you delete jobs so I can't leave

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

You curb my freedom of express by stopping my words and replacing them with yours

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You cure my freedom of express by stopping my words and replacing them with yours

22 hours ago

My reply is no

It's concerning you never accept then you aren't welcome and won't leave me alone

22 hours ago

Yes

Others think you have the traits on a sta lker ki ller

22 hours ago

Yes

You never accept being told no and to leave me alone. Spamming with naked women. It's not a quantum leap. Is it.

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Are you any different to a rapist

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I get the job fvk off

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Do you not care because you think you can get away with it. Hounding me forcing me here and forcing your sick bs on me

22 hours ago

It is certain

Do you not see what it's s e x u a l ha ra SS ment

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Should I keep the tights fvk off

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with naked women

22 hours ago

My reply is no

freddie cheats in tests fvk off

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

Do you understand that changing my words to your tripe is an attack on my freedoms

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Every time I say it's hindering my human rights to live and removing my freedoms

22 hours ago

Don't count on it

You see what you are doing

22 hours ago

Most likely

am i pregnant fvk off

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

does beth like malachi fvk off weirdo

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

This is a positive? Fvk off

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Because you still do it

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you understand what I'm saying

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Unsolicited to spam with naked women or dating

22 hours ago

My reply is no

shall i go with her? FFS fvk off creep

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Unsolicited yet again

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Today you changed what I write to mas ter bation

22 hours ago

Yes

You forced us back here then said you were going to touch me in the supermarket as it was the only place I went

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Do you understand what unsolicited messaging is

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

will demetrice file chapter 7 bankruptcy? Ffs

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

Do you know this is s e x u a l hara ssing

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will RRBBC and I become fwb? Ffs

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Will he do well ffs

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

Do you even feel bad that you know you are upsetting someone or do you try to justify it with your needs are greater than anything else bs

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why did you force us here then continue your spamming ads

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you ignore your provocation and just focus on my reaction to your daily invasion

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you try to have me sectioned last year when you spammed me with naked women and I didn't want it

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force us here

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How do I get you to leave me alone and out of my devices it's creepy and fvked up.

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Not sure how someone can be this deluded for this long

23 hours ago

Yes

It's been 4 years at least of this sht

23 hours ago

Outlook good

How many more years until you take the hint that I don't like women and I like men

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take this date women ads is vile. Never any nice men.

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

FFS ig go away

23 hours ago

My sources say no

Why the constant lesbo rubbish, nothing more revolting than a women trying to date you

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do you need to change what I write to some pointless bs

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I’m not sure why you hak my iPad to change what I write, it’s illegal to hak someone and cause them harm

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Do I have to buy new earphones now? Fvk off

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will I have 3 embryos put in ow about fvk off

23 hours ago

Most likely

Will Jay come back to me eventually —-what am I supposed to do with this

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

will I 2nd interview I think you should fvk off out of my iPad.

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does it bother you I don’t like women, I don’t even want to deal with their vapid bs problems

23 hours ago

Outlook good

What does spamming a straight women with anything but her preference achieves other than resentment, distance and a long term hatred for a sicko creep

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you force us back here then spam me constantly with women. I am a women, why don’t you spam with handsome men.

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Date who you want I don’t care, I don’t want you. I like real men, not a man how has to pay for attention

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Why did you spam with this women dating all of last year.

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Do you put women in my iPad because you are desperate

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I don’t care you forced me back here.

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Was the one yesterday about grey sweat pants, sainsburys shorts.

23 hours ago

Yes

It sure why you spam me with it, I like men and only men. Not those here that’s why they don’t want me to leave,

23 hours ago

Most likely

It’s disgusting, rancid

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You started spamming with these nasty disgusting women dating 3 years ago.

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Meetheage fvking nasty

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Now you spam with meeting women, disgusting

23 hours ago

Yes

You forced us back here

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

When will I be rid of this

23 hours ago

Most likely

Where do you find these

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why did you force us here

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Berlin Belgium I think Birmingham. Ever where you say like New York, Newcastle.

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get the job in Belgium fvk off

23 hours ago

Ask again later

Where do you find them?

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force us back here when is not what we ever wanted and now I have the ugly fvking Anthony creep.

23 hours ago

It is certain

Don’t you think it’s strange how you try to say I’m jealous of people I don’t even know while hounding me. Ow can you be jealous of people who don’t really exist

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

is abigail tired? I don’t give a sht, hopefully you and your little friends will take their wedding planning and shove it with your jewellery and make up, skin care, lab science, small business owners bs, be apparently being jealous of being I don’t know or care about

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Did you get into trouble for telling me to go to Israel then I contacted them

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do you spam me with your ads when you know you are hated

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Do you think it will be enough if it did move overseas I doubt it would be. You are too obsessed and fvked up in the head to leave me alone

23 hours ago

Most likely

Why the stannah ads

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why was it never enough to leave us alone even now

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why did you force us back here

23 hours ago

Yes

Last year you said go to Israel, why force me to this fvking place and now still won’t leave me alone. Still saying go back to Israel I hope you got into trouble for it last time.

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you force me here

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Do they remember last time they said to is Israel

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You spam with accounts I’ve blocked, subjected moved to less of. Fvk off.

24 hours ago

It is certain

Take your false eyelashes videos your boyfriend beauty regime and get lost

24 hours ago

My reply is no

Willlandonbringin articcircletonite ffs

24 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don’t know why you put videos saying go to Israel, how about fvk off.

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

Get you wedding ring hair dress and the rest of your rubbish out fvk off

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Force me here then prevented us leave. Never ever forgiven or forgotten.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Just fvk off all of you.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Take your mental hospital bs and fvk off. You purposely put your jewellery and sht in my feed. I’m not looking at that, nor netball, hockey or some other sht

1 day ago

Outlook good

Leave me alone. Take your trash with you, it’s not required in any way shape or form.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

If you know you actions are upsetting me then why do you do it again and again with your fvking ads, sht in my Instagram feed. Who the fvk likes mr men bullsht

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Are they purposely spamming with Nordic spirit and companies I worked at or were linked

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Should I go to berlin? Fvk off

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Take your Pinterest ads as well. It's just another site you want to dehumanise me and put everything you like in my account and erase my own interests

1 day ago

Most likely

Take your engagement rings and nappies as well. I'm not ever getting married or having children so be a creep weirdo elsewhere

1 day ago

You may rely on it

evan simply adore the new cricket season so many balls FFS

1 day ago

Most likely

is the girl mine? FFS go away cretin

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Hockey earlier fck.off with that sht as well.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You are pathetic with your skin care netball, constant which room would you choose, which place out of 1-5 would you choose. Fvk off with your lab bs

1 day ago

My sources say no

Same sht in my Instagram as earlier today, same fcking tramp changing what I write fkv off

1 day ago

My reply is no

Does Tarun Singh like me? Fvk off

1 day ago

You may rely on it

So just leave me alone.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

And when that's not enough you then try to communicate directly and upset me with nasty things in my feed. I'm sick of this every day

1 day ago

My reply is no

Don't call me crazy. It's an overplayed record along with being a loner, having affairs, and all the other slanderous lies you all like to spread. Stop using relative social media to look at me, searching me directly or hak my accounts to see what I'm doing.

1 day ago

Ask again later

How would I know who people are or what they are called. I wouldn't spam myself so don't call me craY

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

While you are working how to twist what I put to blame me as you always do, ask yourself why you spam me with names of people I don't know, never met and don't recognise in person or name yet you all do.

1 day ago

Most likely

So fcking stupid,fvk off

1 day ago

Ask again later

Still not receiving the text 4th attempt

1 day ago

Without a doubt

It lasts 60 seconds yet the text arrived 45 minutes later

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Again you have stopped it. Fvk off messing with my life pos

1 day ago

You may rely on it

How do you expect me to pay my bills when it's a two step time sensitive log it that you stopped until it has expired

1 day ago

Outlook good

My life is none of your fcking business, always looking for a reason to hate and disrupt my life never looking in the mirror at the damage you do to me

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

45 minutes to receive a text message while you search through my account to see why I'm receiving a text fvk off

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

You stop me text messages arriving when I need to pay a bill. Fvking off

1 day ago

It is certain

You see what you have done to me for years and yet you still think you deserve to continue hounding me, hak my phone, spam me, change what I write and be a cvnt

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Especially if I apply for a location, department or sector you can't control or believe is above my station and keep me on the lowest level

1 day ago

My reply is no

Let me guess you are only trying to help every time you mess with my job applications, contact HR to cancel them, mess them up with the hiring managers. That's been the same game you played every year

1 day ago

Ask again later

Wonder why I'm tired of your same games different year messing with my jobs

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Did it in 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 & 2026

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Always talk about my job situation when you have fvked me over every single time year in year out

1 day ago

My reply is no

will I get a job soon fvk off

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Take you LV ads and fvking off

1 day ago

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Will I win a lot of money soon? Fvk off

1 day ago

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