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Gaby here. It’s 19:15 in Brazil. Good night everyone :)

38 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

whats the hair situation about?

59 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

is either sonic back?

1 hour ago

My sources say no

is either sonic back?

1 hour ago

My reply is no

why the fek do i have bury st edmunds cathedral?

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Am I overthinking right now?

2 hours ago

It is certain

Will it be okay

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

If im honest it is rathe sad watching and commenting on someone living their life while you fritter yours away

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

your not invited around for chicken sweetcorn mayo pasta, you can just watch me in the house like a creep

4 hours ago

Most likely

have a house point you know whats im cooking and eating

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Gaby here. It's15:05 in Brazil. Good afternoon, everyone :)

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Yessssssss mayo champions

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Did I make a mistake

5 hours ago

Most likely

It’s 11:46 here in Brazil. How are you guys doing? ^.^

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Good morning, everyone :) Gaby here.

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will mouse and I be happy?

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will mouse and I be happy?

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

Is Jake coming to the picnic

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Is Jake coming to the picnic

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Is b

22 hours ago

Most likely

Is b

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Are the Osaga trainers better value than the Skechers?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Your guys' humor is resilience.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Life is already complex. Why should we be bitty? I’m Brazilian and one thing I admire most about English people is their humor.

1 day ago

Outlook good

I, Gaby, am autistic and have OCD, but I want to be positive.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Mr or miss Grumpy, turn that frown upside down!

1 day ago

Without a doubt

And I also ask how are you guys doing? And things like that.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

I follow these patterns. I just like to stop by and be positive. This site needs this.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Do you recognize this :) ^.^ it’s me Gaby. This also was me: I hope today everyone in this site, will have a nice day!

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

I'm not your person. By the way, good afternoon everyone :)

1 day ago

You may rely on it

I’m Gaby, from Brazil. It’s me who has been sending good morning, good afternoon and good night here.

1 day ago

Ask again later

what did you spam me with once i was forced here, no more mr nice guy. somes you up doesnt it

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

maybe next year i can go a year without you threatening to kill me multiple times.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

all i ever wanted is to be left alne and get away from you all

1 day ago

You may rely on it

you plotted to force me back here with your co conspirators

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

you were mentally torturing me last year as well and when i reacted you tried to have me sectioned.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

This is where we are different, you want to get away with whatever damage you have caused. I want to get away from you all. Just get away.

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

I hope today everyone in this site, will have a nice day!

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Will needles live

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will we get the house

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Was Brenda more annoying?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Was Brenda annoying?

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Was Brenda annoying?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get away with it?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Did I upset people?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Was I irritating today?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

How are you guys doing? ^.^

1 day ago

Most likely

Have I gotten away with it?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Have I gotten away with it?

1 day ago

Yes

Have I gotten away with it?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Was Brenda worse?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Was Brenda worse?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Was I okay today?

1 day ago

My reply is no

how are all these people aware of the sites i visit and use my own systems against me

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Not that it matters because you failed me and filed to stop this bs attack on me everyday

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

it was an account called G with a kawasaki ninja mentioned.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

i preferred it a few years ago when you posted this g stuff that somene visited you and try and do something about it.

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Good morning, everyone :)

1 day ago

Don't count on it

G will I have more women?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

so dont bother saying you have changed when i dont care

2 days ago

Very doubtful

people dont change

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will she take me to an employment tribunal

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will it be okay

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Do i have spinal stenosis

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

In my timezone is 18:36. I have dinner around 19:00.

2 days ago

Most likely

It’s me, Gaby. I’m back.

2 days ago

Outlook good

do they realise i never self harmed before they turned up and now everytime they are hear i wish i was dead

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will we still do the pub quiz on Thursday?

2 days ago

Yes

why dont you ever respect my wishes

2 days ago

Ask again later

why was paul lingering by the bridge? i said i never wanted to see any o you ever again

2 days ago

Ask again later

why does he wear michael jordan hoodies and linger around in supermarkets

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

how do they stop what i write and replace it with some bs

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

I’m Gaby from Brazil and I will turn up or show up ( I learned American English at school. I don’t speak English from the UK).

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Did you talk to me, Gaby? Gaby from Brazil. I will always whenever I want in here.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

What's Dr p research

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

why would someone turn up when you say you don't want to see them again

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I move to Israel this year and be rid for good

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Gaby from Brazil was here in the morning and now is here in the afternoon.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Good afternoon, everyone :)

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

ffs stop looking into my accounts and coing on here playingyour stupid games

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Was my card application successful?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Was my card application successful?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Good morning, everyone :)

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will it be okay

3 days ago

Ask again later

Will she sign an agreement

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Good night everyone :)

3 days ago

Most likely

Will she take me to employment tribunal

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Did I make the right decision

3 days ago

Outlook good

So doesn’t he love me anymore?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

And now doesn’t he have feelings for me anymore?

3 days ago

It is certain

Did he ever have feelings for me?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will I end up with Louisa?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Will I end up with Louisa?

3 days ago

My sources say no

Will I end up with her?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Does Louisa have feelings for me?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

It’s 15:24 around here. Are you guys ok?

3 days ago

My sources say no

I'm back, Gaby from Brazil.

3 days ago

Most likely

not going to ask about being homeless like you did earlier this year along with yur money obsession

3 days ago

Without a doubt

its revolting

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

why are you so obssessed with money

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

whos the troll with the wedding dresses

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I be a millionaire within 5 years?

3 days ago

Yes

I hope all of us have a nice day! Gaby (me) is going out.

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Gaby (me), I will head to the gym and get some serotonin, etc.

3 days ago

You may rely on it

How are you guys doing today? ^.^

3 days ago

My reply is no

Hi, it’s Gaby from Brazil here.

3 days ago

Ask again later

Should I go back to sleep?

3 days ago

My sources say no

G will I have more women?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

G will I have more women?

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

why are you putting this nasty stuff

4 days ago

Don't count on it

why do you keep putting an ad that says kill the boss. Whos the boss

4 days ago

My sources say no

will i move on to the next round at GXX?

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

And rid of you all

4 days ago

You may rely on it

I'm not messing around when I say I want justice

4 days ago

Most likely

Every person I speak to I leave a token unique to them so when it comes back they are mapped and exposed

4 days ago

Yes

Ok, this is my cue to leave this site for today. I get it. Nothing in this says anything about me. I’m not your person. I live in Brazil and already have my own issues.

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

you are a stain on our lives and have been since you started this

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

just go

4 days ago

Without a doubt

you have shown yourself up as the problem everytime you show up. you think you know me but you have decided what i like by changing what i actually like to something else.

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

why would someone be so desperate to interact with someone who hates them

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

you think im interested in quantum theory, you are showing exactly why you are the problem.

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

I hear you. Maybe that’s why besides my struggle to interact. I don’t have any friends. People are too complicated.

4 days ago

It is certain

The Flip: The manipulator ignores their own instigation and points exclusively to your raw reaction as "proof" that you are unstable, toxic, or the problem.

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

The Reaction: Your nervous system goes into fight-or-flight, causing an intense, defensive survival response.

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

The Provocation: A person deliberately uses your known trauma or a sensitive situation to upset you.

4 days ago

My reply is no

or emotional baiting as AI claims

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

or is it reactive abuse

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

is it entrapment if someone uses a traumatic situation you experienced to trigger you and use your reaction a proof to label you

4 days ago

My sources say no

I don’t interact a lot. I struggle with socialization. I only have acquaintances at the gym.

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Maybe. Why?

4 days ago

Most likely

has anyone ever given you the ick when you looked at them?

4 days ago

It is certain

Either way, I came here just to regulate myself. I haven’t done anything wrong.

4 days ago

Very doubtful

I have medical reports. I’m not lying. I was diagnosed when I was 17 years old.

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

what makes you think its about you all the time

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

other than being a nosey b*****d with a disease fetish

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

But I’m not trying to diagnosing anybody. I’m Gaby, I’m 34 yrs, a woman who goes to the psychiatrist

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

hypochondriac is when they diagnose themselves, but whats it called when they decide others are ill for no reason?

4 days ago

Ask again later

Even so, I’m trying to be optimistic.

4 days ago

It is certain

whats it called when someone is obssesed with trying to diagnose someone with something for 3 years a bunch of different diseases like adhd or autism

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Intrusive thoughts, OCD, autism. It is do much to deal with.

4 days ago

You may rely on it

I try to come here to alleviate a bit of my anxiety.

4 days ago

Don't count on it

When I said I hoped had a nice day and I was anxious. It was cuz I have OCD and autism.

4 days ago

Very doubtful

No, I don’t. I’m not married. I’m single. Why?

4 days ago

Most likely

It was me here before talking about my day, etc.

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

do you plan your wedding when you are single?

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

But I haven’t done anything. I’m Gaby from Brazil and I'm not a hacker.

4 days ago

Outlook good

go play your stupid games elsewhere you make me think of moldy socks

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

you change what i write

4 days ago

Most likely

psychiatry and weddings? troll

4 days ago

Outlook good

Magic 8 ball, don’t be such a pessimist.

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

A bit anxious, but everything will be fine! ^.^

4 days ago

Don't count on it

I hope today will be a nice day.

4 days ago

Yes

Good morning people from UK. It’s me Gaby, from Brazil :)

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

G will I be happy?

5 days ago

My sources say no

go away

5 days ago

My sources say no

Is letting Liz go the right decision

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

Is letting Liz go the right decision

5 days ago

My reply is no

G will I be with more women?

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Whoever wrote that letter. I hope you find happiness.

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

: ) It’s late in the UK. Here in Brasilia it’s 22:46. Well, good night.

5 days ago

Ask again later

Nice to meet u

5 days ago

My reply is no

Will michal get made redundant

5 days ago

Very doubtful

Will michal get made redundant

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

Hi, I’m Gaby from Brazil. The last time I came here was 16:37 in my time zone and I wished my day went smoothly. Now it’s 22:00 around here.

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Available, been single for 3 months now. There is definitely pros and cons to being single that's for sure.

5 days ago

You may rely on it

What is going on here?

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Well I truly hope this person knows how special it was and how grateful of the times shared.

5 days ago

It is certain

Why do you keep hurting me if you got others you can hate on

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Stop it please you don't like it here in the USA go back to where you came from

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Hmm That deep…didn't expect to see this on here , the struggle continues my friend

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Welcome to the sandman because it gets stuck into a place where you cannot get out

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

I don’t know who you are

5 days ago

It is certain

Thanks for sharing finally a nice enough post and not some horrible comments

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Hope you find what you are looking for

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Hi not ur person we never had a family cuz we never got married im sorry but this love letter isnt mine to answer,hi hope ur person comes bk for me benefits,have a good life with love,honesty,loyalty build on trust with lots of communication's.i hope u feel safe with ur person with gratudade

5 days ago

It is certain

Don't tell anyone else. You are my favorite person. I feel very safe with you. I feel free to be vulnerable in front of you. With others, I feel like I can't be as open and true to myself as I am with you. In front of others, I need to maintain a certain image. I don't need to do that in front of you. You know the real me. You have seen the raw version of me. With you, I feel protected and accepted. I feel happy from the depths of my heart. I trust you. I feel like I can share my deepest secrets with you. I love spending time with you. I love telling you everything about myself. I love that we both are very similar in many ways, so you can relate to me at a deeper level. That is why I feel understood by you. I trust you enough to know that whenever I ask you for any advice or opinions, you will always be honest with me.

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I manage to get the middle deck in and out?

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I manage to get the middle deck in and out?

5 days ago

Don't count on it

G will I get married?

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

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