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Shall i? One last time?

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i? One last time?

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time?

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Then you spam me that you will win, like what your are doing to me isn't enough

6 hours ago

My reply is no

You and your little gang as causing real life pain and suffering from your actions, are aware of it and still do it.

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Every week you do this, same last year and the year prior. Constant spamming and I'm constantly having migraines from suffering you, not fake ailments for a pity party

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You had asthma, cancer, some other crap as well

6 hours ago

Most likely

It's what a child does to avoid getting into trouble

6 hours ago

Ask again later

Always a poor you and fake illnesses all the time when you are called out of your actions to me

6 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are sick in the head.

6 hours ago

Cannot predict now

am I going to have a fatal asthma attack within the next ten days - leave me alone you can't manipulate me with your fake bs like you have tried for over 2 years

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I've never met such a horrible, nasty, psychopath

7 hours ago

Outlook good

You are happy you make people unwell and trap them in poverty then belittle them for it.

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I'm going through painkillers quicker than a fat person at a buffet

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You make me sick, I have painkillers everyday from you actions at me

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

All you care about is upsetting me.

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Everytime I mention the sick behaviour you wrote something different to dismiss your own atrocious behaviour.

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

should I suggest dino golf for our day out fvk off

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Like coming on here when I apply for a job or to brave that my car is broken, jobs I applied for or item on my bedroom

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

This is how sick you are, you want me to know how you intrude into my life. Like spamming me with the colour and type of my underwear when I get changed

7 hours ago

My sources say no

Are you also spamming with jesus sht as well

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

should i get the turtle - because you have been spamming with turtle rings in my Instagram today

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If you were around me or even part of my circles then you would know I like men. The fact you aren't proves you aren't welcome and are a harmful actor

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

For nearly 3 years. Fvk off

7 hours ago

Ask again later

Is that why I'm spammed with clown make up Charlotte tilbury

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Sick to spam a straight women with female dating chats

7 hours ago

My reply is no

will the kids like rob fvk.off

7 hours ago

My sources say no

You are a sicko spamming a straight women with lesbo dating

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Should I break things off with Charlotte? Fck.off

7 hours ago

Yes

Take your women chat ads and fvk.off

7 hours ago

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I'm so fvkig sick of having you whoever you are turn up in my phone.also pestering for a reaction

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Stop preventing my job prospects and telling your sad little friends toess my life up further. Grow up and fvk off

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Lol as you say #cringe

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will I be successful at lloyds fvk off

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will Corey contact me today? Fvk off

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

kiddo....lol fvk off

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Fvk off

7 hours ago

Yes

Trapping someone in a place they don't want to be then preventing them live where they want because you are a sick horri le pos

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

I should be able to live my life without these awful people trapping me and stopping me live properly

7 hours ago

Outlook good

I doubt you would accept what you do to others

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

D? Fvk.off

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why do you prevent me from living where I want and stopping me

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

The law of probability shows that it wouldn't happen

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why is it everytime I mention about going to a place it says no, now, months ago, day and night. Last year. Every single time

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Am i in bed with my girlfriend

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Am i in bed with my girlfriend

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

Am i in bed with my girlfriend

9 hours ago

My sources say no

Will it be ok

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Will it be ok

10 hours ago

Ask again later

Today will be smoothly.

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't know why my life is anyone else's concern. Fvk off then I can have a sht in peace without half the fvking army knowing.

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Trapped me here and forcing me In to financial poverty, recruiting others to ruin my career. Fvk off.

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't need to fvking creep hacking into my phone and changing what I write. Fvk off

11 hours ago

It is certain

Do I respond to any guys texts, no. Fvk off

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I don't give a sht who anyone is, if they aren't welcome in my life then fvk off.

11 hours ago

Ask again later

None of you creeps are welcome. Fvk off

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will penny realise he is a predator? Fvk off with your sht

12 hours ago

Most likely

Looking through my phone to the point it doesn't work properly to see what I'm doing. If you were welcome in my life you wouldn't need to use illegal means to know about me

12 hours ago

My sources say no

You forced us back here now fck off

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Stop preventing us from leaving like to did last year and before. Fvk off

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Take your recruits and fvk off

12 hours ago

Most likely

You forced us back here yet won't say on of the rubbish to hack my phone to my face like a coward

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You aren't welcome and never have been so fvk off

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why did you force me here now continue to intrude on my life every fcking day

12 hours ago

My reply is no

You purposely set me up to get a response, you did it all of last year as well, changing. What I write

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take you antisemitic bs and your devil images and leave

12 hours ago

It is certain

IG invests and temu trash

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why are you back in my feed

12 hours ago

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Quit spamming me with engagement rings as well. Done it since 2023.

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Quit with your stupid Instagram rubbish about someone having a month to live or things about funerals. I don't need this bs

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don't want men watching me wash and forcing a security bubble around me. It's not normal or healthy.

14 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't know what you think it will achieve, it just extends the time I have security and makes you look worse than you already do

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I don't know who you are and I don't even care. It's pointless.

14 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Purposely trying to trigger me and not allowing me to love or move on with my life

14 hours ago

Outlook good

You do it to get a reaction it's called reactive abuse.

14 hours ago

Most likely

Spamming with the market place companies. Get out.

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Spamming me with stalham?

14 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spamming me with items from my bedroom is sick

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

deku x deku ? Get out

14 hours ago

Ask again later

So stop logging into my phone everyday to read my emails, see. What I'm doing and trying to communicate with me. It's sickening. Spamming me with places and believing it's normal. Get out

14 hours ago

Yes

I refuse to accept your unwelcome intrusion and your silly little games like forcing me here and your delusions

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

Just a load of bull sht

14 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Hacking into my phone because you don't have the bulls to do this rubbish in person

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

On every app

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why is my phone crash

15 hours ago

Outlook good

will I get good at electric guitar

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I am feverish...

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

G will I get on ok?

18 hours ago

Outlook good

G will I have success?

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

G will I be ok?

19 hours ago

My reply is no

G will I have success?

19 hours ago

My reply is no

Intrusive thoughts, leave me alone…

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

It is certain

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time?

1 day ago

Outlook good

They aren't kosher so why stop someone who isn't going to be compatible

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Why do they need to prevent me when I don't want anything to do with them or their men

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Why do they stop me dating then go on and on about their lives in my phone

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does he miss me go away

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does Jordan miss me? Which one is it? Yes or no? Go away

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

It is painful to have a tattoo, but it is even more painful to remove with a laser.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

A tattoo is for all your whole life. It takes a big responsibility. Even if you’d regret it and remove it with a laser. It won’t be the same thing.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Should I get a tattoo

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why were guys banned from dating me

1 day ago

Most likely

Will I go on a date with a mensch when I get back to london

1 day ago

Ask again later

But that’s ok. It isn’t because I am on the Nintendo team that I will be against those who like Xbox or PlayStation.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

I’m 34 years a female gamer and my first console was a Super Nintendo 64 when I was around 5/6 years old.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

When I am not on my iPad or playing games on desktop steam platform. I am probably playing on Nintendo Switch.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Don't get me wrong, I also tested PlayStation 1 and PlayStation Vita, but nothing compares to Nintendo consoles.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

I am a team Nintendo, but I briefly tested an Xbox 360 in the past, and I prefer Nintendo consoles.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

2 days ago

Don't count on it

I hope today goes smoothly.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

G will I have success?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Has my mam died

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Don’t be such a pessimist, Magic 8.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

May tonight have sweet dreams.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

It is certain

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Spamming me with overseas all the time, is that the goal drive me out of the UK with your silly little games.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

How many more times are you planning on repeating the same bs and lies, each places does a bit extra than the previous so it just makes the hole you dug a bit bigger.

2 days ago

My sources say no

It should clear your obsession, chasing me around the country with recruits and I can't even remember you, just the irritating noise of when you disrupt my speech on here

2 days ago

Ask again later

You should probably think about the imbalance of effort and disparity of care given.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I don't even remember what you look like

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why do you still turn up online whatever website I visit and tell others you recruit

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why do you turn nasty on here about men who supported or protected me when you don't even know them

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Why do you spread lies about myself and men I've never met

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you spread lies about myself and men I've never met

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

go for it.....see what happens? Go away

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

I don't understand why for years after I leave a place you still follow me around the country and spread lies about me. Follow me online to any site I visit on personal devices, check my private emails and think this is acceptable or normal

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I don't compete against anyone, any athlete will tell you the same.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

I'm not competing against you, I don't know or are which one you are from which company.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I don't follow any of you people or your recruits, so why follow someone who doesn't care about you

2 days ago

It is certain

Why do you spread lies about me and prevent me

2 days ago

It is certain

Why do you hack my devices and follow me in person or o line

2 days ago

Outlook good

Am I gonna win? Leave me alone

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why don't you let me live me life instead of forcing me into these awful situations where I'm miserable

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I see him soon? Please leave me alone

2 days ago

It is certain

Ok, ok.

2 days ago

It is certain

Thank you on behalf of British Jews. Shana Tova

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

He can go to h#ll.

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

He won't test my patience anymore.

3 days ago

My sources say no

F#ck him and all that.

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

G will I make a comeback?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have success?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will Emma and I be ok ?

3 days ago

Yes

Take your paint and drawings go away with your sciatica bs

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Take your Lowestoft bs and go away

3 days ago

Ask again later

Spamming me with company ads ive done governance work on is pathetic

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Take your hideous tribe with you. All you do is target me through my accounts then spread your lies

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Take your insurance ads and get out

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Looking at chef bs and CIA. Do you have an account on the telegraph

3 days ago

Yes

Shall I book dubai? How about get out

3 days ago

Outlook good

Take your stupid rubbish and get lost.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Spamming with property in a place I never wanted to be and was forced here

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Are u a robot? Get out

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Also take your location rubbish including water and get out. Vulture, looking to rip of my life and get information to ruin another opportunity with your. Gang of horrible people

3 days ago

It is certain

I never gave you whoever you are so leave me alone stay out of my emails and get out of my life

3 days ago

Outlook good

Take you ethical hacking bs ads and your stupid she phoenix leave me alone, nothing ethical about illegally hacking someone. I pay my bill and never give you permission

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Why are you spamming with jungle, I don't care about them or others

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I hear from him by my February

3 days ago

It is certain

Will I hear from him by my birthday

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I hear from him by my birthday

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I hear from him before Christmas

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will my brother and his wife separate

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I see him again

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I see him again

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i? One last time?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

G would Amalia date me?

3 days ago

Most likely

What the heck? This sounded like come out of fiction. It isn't real, is it?

3 days ago

Ask again later

OK, this is gross, but I heated up leftovers in the microwave for 3 minutes and, when I opened it, there was an ant in there walking on the rotating tray. How did that ant live after being nuked for 3 minutes? Did I make a radioactive mutant ant?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

said person went and js cut everything off between us and tbh I’ve sat bawling my eyes out bcuz ik I wasn’t the greatest person towards them but I’m not ready to js move on. They said they would text me once they are ready or js in general if they ever want me back but ik that won’t happen bcuz they want to put themselves first. And im ok w that it js kinda hurts yk? Cuz like i still know i love them but i gotta get over it bcuz ik feelings are nvr gonna be reciprocated so im gonna js have to try to move on. Well sorry for like the rlly random yap js had to say smth bcuz i don’t rlly have anyone else anymore that would actually sit and listen and not make it abt themselves or js not care

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

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