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Sorry I was late

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Most likely

A esperança é a última que morre.

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Very doubtful

Will they ever sort this so I can live and not just survive

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Reply hazy, try again

Should I quit my job?

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My sources say no

Eu vi um avião, um trem? Não, eu vi um… ga ga galinha taradão!!!

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It is decidedly so

Will I Become A Millionaire Soon?

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It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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Yes - definitely

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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Very doubtful

Eu hein, tarado.

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Outlook not so good

Vai para o tinder ou qualquer outro lugar.

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Signs point to yes

Caí entre nós ninguém aqui quer saber do seu órgão genital, cara.

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My sources say no

Kkkkkk, mas soa como um ao falar de linguiça, etc.

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Yes - definitely

Gosto de mulheres

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Better not tell you now

Eu não sou um pervertido

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Better not tell you now

Kkkk só sabe ser disco quebrado.

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Outlook good

Troca o disco, pô.

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Cannot predict now

no materialism, no bs just peace and quiet. no unwelcome or unwanted people i didnt ask for or want

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Outlook good

is there a place in the uk i can live without anyone good or bad knowing and finally be left alone

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Concentrate and ask again

is there a place in the uk i can live without anyone good or bad knowing and finally be left alone

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Don't count on it

Vai embora seu pervertido.

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Outlook not so good

Não, você não terá seu pervertido.

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Is Starmer On The Way Out?

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Will SNP Win The Local By elections In May This Year?

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Yes

Will SNP Win The Local By elections In May This Year?

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Will I Find A Woman To Play With My Weiner?

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Yes

Ele está tendo muito tempo livre para tamanha indecência.

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Outlook good

Invés de falar pau ou pênis. O cara chama de linguiça o negócio dele.

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Yes - definitely

Pervertido e sua linguiça asquerosa.

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My reply is no

Que nojo.

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Better not tell you now

Do I Have A Large Weiner?

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Yes - definitely

Do I Have A Large Weiner?

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Cannot predict now

Do I Have A Very Large Weiner?

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My sources say no

Do I Have A Tiny Weiner?

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My sources say no

Do I Have A Tiny Weiner?

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Will I Become A Millionaire Soon?

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It is certain

Will I Become Homeless?

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Outlook good

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