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just now

Signs point to yes

Turkey neck ?

just now

Outlook not so good

Turkey neck ?

just now

Outlook good

Why do you spam me with ads for the company I'm about to be rejected for, hours before I'm made aware

just now

Very doubtful

yuohave caused this by forcing me into a place i didnt want to be and had no choice in

6 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

why did you stop my jobs except this one, it wasnt because its so great, what was it

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

why do you linger when i asked you to go away years ago

6 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

when i search for jobs your cr*ppy searches come up

6 hours ago

Ask again later

i hope you do so i no longer have your absolute tat in my computer

6 hours ago

Most likely

Will faberge offer me the role on a trial basis

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

11 hours ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You spam my device with desperate dating that any normal non psychotic human finds repulsive and you think it's great because you are sick

13 hours ago

Most likely

You always brag you stop my job applications, it's your life achievement because you haven't amounted to anything yourself so you proudly brag that you try to make someone else a failure like you are

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

I never go where you are and actively avoid it so I never have to see you again but you can't do the same

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Go back to the west, you aren't ever welcome wherever I am in the world

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Given up on the stupid nebula stuff

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

Dating Korea's, seniors everything with a pulse. What happened to you to be so desperate mummy didn't love you enough

13 hours ago

Ask again later

You are a pos

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

That's how awful you are with your sad pathetic dating ads

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You make me wish I was dead every time you turn up

13 hours ago

Most likely

I don't want to live if you are around

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Fvk off

13 hours ago

Ask again later

Who is this sad desperate cretin with their dating ads

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You have a lot to answer to and the amount of damage you have done

13 hours ago

Most likely

Why did you force me into this crappy company

13 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why did you stop my applications except this pile of excrement you forced me into

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

You are dumber than you look if you believe the rubbish you tell others

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why did you force me into this job and say she was a good leader

13 hours ago

My sources say no

Why did you force me back here and try to stop me leaving

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Do they know I have nothing but time when t

13 hours ago

Ask again later

Why do you say you are stopping my jobs

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will they be stopped

14 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will tomorrow be a good day?

14 hours ago

You may rely on it

last time men were around me you kept spamming me about having a big nose, today its my neck. two years ago you said you would die because i had men around me, its all rather pathetic

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will I Get A Girfriend Soon?

19 hours ago

Don't count on it

No I'm Not ! I'm Not, I'm Not Even A Dad !

20 hours ago

My sources say no

Am I A Grandpa?

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Am I A Grandpa?

20 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do People With Turkey Necks Go To Turkey For Cosmetic Surgery?

20 hours ago

Without a doubt

Should I Pay For Cosmetic Surgery?

20 hours ago

Ask again later

Am I Over The Hill?

20 hours ago

Ask again later

Am I Past it?

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Am I Old?

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Is My Neck Like A Terapin's neck?

20 hours ago

My reply is no

Is My Neck Like A Turtles?

20 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Turkey neck can be improved through lifestyle changes, neck exercises, nonsurgical treatments like laser skin tightening, or surgical options such as a neck lift. It

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

O.o

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will I be able to get rid of my turkey neck?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

why cant they all just leave me alone im not a safe person by their own words so go away because hey make me worse

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Fu.ck it

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Ask again later

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Most likely

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Will caravan sell by the summer

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will the caravan sell soon

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will there be a buyer for our caravan

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will we be able to sell caravan

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will our lodge sell in April

2 days ago

My sources say no

Stop messing with things you clearly don't have the intelligence to handle. You break tuff and hide like a coward, this is the third camera you have hacked and broken

2 days ago

Ask again later

You stopped my cameras working for me pos

2 days ago

It is certain

Why did you mess with more of my cameras 6 days ago and

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Vocês dois são malucos.

2 days ago

Yes

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