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I don't care who this Chris is or some Kim either.

just now

My sources say no

Does Chris love kim? Fvk off with your pathetic nonsense

just now

Don't count on it

Stopped me getting a job last year while spamming with your skin care and bs clothes

2 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Take your skin and me ads, you were a hideous sket all of last year fvking tramp

3 minutes ago

Without a doubt

You brag about stopping me get a job my interfering with my applications then spamming me you aren't helping. I don't need you in any form you are a sicko. But you don't stop there. You have to ruin my life instead because you are a lonely old toxic freak obsessed with me

10 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

You are a sick person destroying my life

12 minutes ago

Very doubtful

You made me suffer your sht daily and you need karma knocking at your door you creepy old man

13 minutes ago

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Why do you think I contacted Israel, because you bragged about stopping my jobs in Kent. Every action has a reaction. You forced me here you deserve whatever comes you way. If that's a fcked up p r o s t a te, you deserve it

14 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Moobs and love handles vomit

20 minutes ago

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It's always the over the hill creeps with grey hair who thinks they are something special. No one wants them. They only got women because it was a honey trap

21 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

You are a disgusting old man to

22 minutes ago

Outlook good

Your tractor

22 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Send what

22 minutes ago

Without a doubt

What makes you think a women in her early 30s wants to talk to a creepy old man decades older than her with p r o st a t e issues who's s e x u a l l y h a r a s s I n g her

23 minutes ago

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Stopped my jobs and telling people who harmed me about my life while you threaten me.

25 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

You think it's acceptable to s e x u a l l y h a r a s s me then claim to be the victim based on my posts on here while still hounding and threatening me.

26 minutes ago

Outlook good

You think I care. I contacted mossad about you. I don't care what you do.

27 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Send your fcking tweets you try to threaten me with different things everyday.

27 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Stopping me get a job then bragging about it while you erase me words, you are a fvking predator and see me as a vulnerable target.

28 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Erasing my words to say shall I tweet. I don't care you are in the wrong hacking my phone to h a r a s s ment

29 minutes ago

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A thought of a sicko going in my phone a sick old man feels like r a p e

29 minutes ago

Yes

It's se xual ha ras sment

31 minutes ago

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Fvk off. Sicko

32 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

You are violating my life

33 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

And you are so deluded you think I'm being friendly. You sicko leave me alone. You are a stranger to me. A no body. A freak who's s e x u a ll y h a r a s s ING me

33 minutes ago

Most likely

You belong on an offender register

34 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you think hacking a vulnerable stranger with crappy paper with b oobs on it or p e n I s shaped candles is acceptable. You sick in the head and need to fvk off you sicko

35 minutes ago

Outlook good

You make me sick. You are a cancer in my life

39 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Sick old man with your prostate state spamming fvk off sicko

39 minutes ago

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You ruin everyday you turn up in spamming with p e n I s e s you sick. Pi e c e of. S h I t

39 minutes ago

You may rely on it

my name is narender fvk.off weirdo

40 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Spamming my Etsy they are my favourite person to swear at. I hate them. They make me sick. Fvk off deluded old creep

41 minutes ago

Without a doubt

When will this sick fcked up cvnt be punished for hacking me with their sick delusions that I like them and realise they make me want to vomit at the thought of this sick old creep hacking my phone and invading my life

42 minutes ago

My sources say no

What do you think spamming a stranger with disgusting things and obsessed with any man that's around me. As long as it isn't you. Fvking off you sick freak

2 hours ago

Yes

Take your p e n I s spamming elsewhere you belong on a register

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Is aksha stupid get the fvk out

2 hours ago

Yes

You erased my words to replace them with I quote 'and hide the body'

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I hope I get far away from you. Sicko

2 hours ago

Yes

You belong on a register spamming me me inappropriate things and hacking my phone

2 hours ago

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Get out of my phone you sicko. I don't know you. I don't like you. You make me sick

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

Erasing my words while spamming my Etsy feed with vile.s e x u a l I s e d things sick pos

2 hours ago

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Why don't people get out of phone devices instead of using it to get to me or at me.

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why was some stuff in my feed last night about overturning a wrong conviction. Why is this turning up

3 hours ago

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Tsk, tsk.

7 hours ago

Yes

Why the word salad be all the time in MY feed. Can't you just get out of my life

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Hang out with your own kind, like that dentist obsessed with teeth.

11 hours ago

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TRain get a life and out of mine

11 hours ago

Yes

Will I be rid of this health care nutcase

11 hours ago

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Why am I having housing ads for shr ops hire

11 hours ago

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Why am I having housing ads for she ops hire

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Hmm, ok.

14 hours ago

Signs point to yes

What did they think would happen when they forced us here. They crossed a fvking line and they know it. Dont act all sorry for yourself

16 hours ago

Most likely

G will I find a wife?

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

G will I find a wife?

17 hours ago

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Klaviyo ads why. Who is this geriatric in my phone. Get out.

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

When will I be rid of you and that cvnt stopping legitimate job opportunities. Maybe you can go explain yourself next week

18 hours ago

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No G I fvked your job applications up today.

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why can't I scroll my phone without it it trying to click on anything and everything

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

To the guys keeping me safe, thank you. To the pr#ck on here, f##k you

22 hours ago

My sources say no

Can't even get an answer as to why you are stopping me earn enough to have heating through the winter

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

You think I care if I'm dying. I don't. I have absolutely no future and nothing to live for. Can't earn money, can't get a house or anywhere to live can't be left alone by a sick old creep like you

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Can't answer because you can't accept your actions forced me here and you are a s c u m bag pos

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Never an answer just trolling me about bleeding when I go to the toilet. Well done.

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Fvck off with your temu you rotten pos

23 hours ago

It is certain

O lying interested in who I know and how I know people who don't even want to waste their time on bodies bothering me

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

When they case they need to see the evidence yet the police don't consider what you do a crime

23 hours ago

My sources say no

Why I can't prove on my emails I haven't applied outside of my areas when you removed automated emails

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

What am I going to say today when they ask why I can't get a job

23 hours ago

It is certain

Take your g rubbish and go fvk yourself. Ow wait you are too small

23 hours ago

It is certain

We were never together. You are sick in the head

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Will we ever get back together fck off tiny man sub 4 inches

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Still no answer from the coward, when are you going to stop preventing me get a job because you don't like it

23 hours ago

Most likely

Spamming with ads for the elderly, don't care. You know how to hack my phone.

23 hours ago

My sources say no

You think you are smart and something special yet can't answer a simple question and resort to acting like a 5 year old with a fake illness

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Never has an actual operative spammed with that sht, only an idiot since they started that fake rumour.

23 hours ago

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That's the thought process of a jumped up turnip

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Let me guess when I turn up ads for MI5 and the royal navy will appear on my phone despite that not being how they operate

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Every time you replace it but avoid my question. Coward

23 hours ago

Yes

Four times you erase my words

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

And the last two years where to stopped actual jobs

23 hours ago

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Just hiding with today's fakery of spinal stenosis what ever that is

23 hours ago

Outlook good

No reason as to why you stop confirmation emails arriving that I can use as evidence that I'm doing my bit

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Never an answer as to when you will leave me alone or why I will be punished for you stopping my jobs

23 hours ago

Outlook good

Erasing my words again. How very in leaping with a spineless idiot like you

23 hours ago

Yes

All I see is a disgusting overgrown creep

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Spamming with your Chinese tat again. How clever are you. Back with the bikini like a predator you are

23 hours ago

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Maybe you are used to idiots believing your bs but I I'm not taking it from someone stopping me and someone I don't want to be around

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Fvk off out of my life, take your lie about it will all be better once you move. If that was the case why did I have to keep moving while the same sht happened

23 hours ago

It is certain

You may think you are all that but you really aren't to me

23 hours ago

Yes

Take your bs other people get jobs bs. They also receive confirmation emails and don't have someone bragging they are stopping it

23 hours ago

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Take your Timberland shoes and fvk off I'm not a chav

23 hours ago

Yes

You are a pos hiding because I will be punish for your cowardly actions.

24 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming with octopus energy, nicotine bs and other stuff. I don't give a sht who you are or pretending to be Tim, obsessed with florida

24 hours ago

As I see it, yes

When the going gets tough, you are a coward through and through

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

Spam with your temu ads of women you wouldn't have a chance with unless you paid them. Your latex dresses and hideous taste

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

Hurry up I don't have all day you pos

24 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

So come on what am I going to say when I'm punished for your actions

24 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You never gave an excuse two years ago to force me here or once we arrived year. No reason just lame excuses. Cancer. ADHD some other bs.

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

They will sanction me and give me even less money because you are stopping my jobs and removing the confirmation emails so it looks like I haven't even tried you sick pos

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

What will your sympathy calling card be this time, stubbed your toe as your COVID has recovered in the last 5 minutes

24 hours ago

My sources say no

Because I can't afford wood or heating. I can't afford to heat and to eat

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

So come on, how much longer am I going to be forced to survive in po erty, burning my clothes to keep warm this winter

24 hours ago

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Even when I explain the s c u m like you stop me they say it's not enough and I should just get a job

24 hours ago

Most likely

They think they should be able to view the file or they will sanction me for not getting a job

24 hours ago

As I see it, yes

They believe they should have access to live cases

24 hours ago

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Because the simpleton doesn't believe s c u m like you stops me

24 hours ago

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I have to go and explain myself as to why I can't get a job

24 hours ago

Yes - definitely

How much longer

24 hours ago

My sources say no

Forced me here against my will and trap me by stopping my job to have to suffer your bs everyday

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Is that the best you can do, covid

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Do i have covid

1 day ago

My sources say no

And your temu trap

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

With your sciatica bs

1 day ago

Most likely

How much longer until you fvk off out of my phone forever

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

And Halloween decorations. Fvk off

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming with your sht Xmas

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

am I in love with him I don't care. You are nothing to me but a ant that needs extermination from my life

1 day ago

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Why you needed to do that I don't know. I don't want you

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Like last year spamming me on my birthday with some other women's likes. Well done you piece of sht

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

None of you will ever have a place in my life. Never have and never will, I'm a job that you are failing at.

1 day ago

My reply is no

You arent smart enough to do this job, you spammed with blue for days because you cling onto something to prove you know me. You don't know me.

1 day ago

Yes

Spamming a retired athlete how to get in shape you dumb fvking idiot

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Take your sht TV and spamming me how to get in shape. The only weight I need to lose is you

1 day ago

Yes

Breaking my car with trackers, stopping my jobs, hara ssing me daily

1 day ago

Don't count on it

When you fvk up you look to deflect from you own incompetence always instead of fixing what you break like chipping my Winnie the pooh mug

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Like you did last year

1 day ago

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Next you will bring out your fake middle east looking men to try and make me thinks it's Israel because you fcked up

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

If you hate your life that's on you but to make me suffer you and stop me getting away from you that's unforgivable

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Except you constantly look for any excuse to spam with your sht and extend me having to put up with your vapid nonsense

1 day ago

My reply is no

If you spent more time doing your job and less window shopping I would be rid of you

1 day ago

Very doubtful

If you spent more time doing wh

1 day ago

You may rely on it

You forced me here yet still turn up. You could have come here without me because I don't want you wherever I am in the country

1 day ago

Don't count on it

When you turn up everything dies

1 day ago

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Does it compute why I hate you yet

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Spamming with your shopping all day everyday while stopping my job. Spamming with homes for sale hile making me homeless and stopping me get a jobi

1 day ago

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Spamming with your shopping all day everyday while stopping my job. Spamming with homes for sale wi

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Maybe you have nothing going on in your life but it's no excuse to be a burden in mine

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

I dont like the sht you bring to my feed for over two years. No value. Just vapid bs shopping.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't like any of the sht you have offered for over two years. You bring no Vue to

1 day ago

Yes

Tell thos liberty person to fvk off, I

1 day ago

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Tell thos lo erty person to fvk off, I'm not buying the sht they are selling they were in Kent. Fvk off

1 day ago

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You need to be trapped and stalked for years then surrounded by local s c um to understand what you Dish out to others

1 day ago

Outlook good

How much longer are you going to trap me here

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Begging me to stop while still hacking my phone

1 day ago

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Trap me here and stop me earn money. Fvk you

1 day ago

My sources say no

Forced us here when we never wanted to return

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

I wouldn't need to come on here if you didn't hack and s.talk me. Sick creep

1 day ago

Outlook good

You forced me here so quit begging me to stop while stopping me leave

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Take your shtty workmen with you. Spamming they can make things, all they make is me distressed.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Just fvk off

1 day ago

It is certain

Back with your shtty temu ads with the lilac mini skirt

1 day ago

Outlook good

Erasing my words yet again while getting ugly men to try and follow me on Instagram

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You weren't welcome last year at any point and aren't welcome this year fvk off

1 day ago

Most likely

Take your octopus ads and get out

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Why beg me to live yesterday to jail me today

1 day ago

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Spam I'm going to jail today. I don't care. At least I will be away from that science freak

1 day ago

Without a doubt

I have to put up with it the protect tbw UK economy while you carry on

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Yet forget all that I'm the bad guy always

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be jealous, you aren't a catch but will likely catch something from you

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Telford, Norwich, London (twice), Kent.

1 day ago

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You spam you fvk the women who's the meanest to me

1 day ago

Yes

Then you spam you

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Every time people go in, spammed with clothing, hair styles or look a likes

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You spammed me with anything that is linked to a person in companies that have sht on me

1 day ago

Yes

Why beg me to stop then come back 5 minutes later to carry on with your temu spamming

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Too busy trying to come after me instead of looking at s c u m like you

1 day ago

Without a doubt

The police do nothing they are complicit. Too busy asking how I know about MI5 since you forced me here

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

It's torture having to tolerate your hacking everyday for years while nothing is done about it

1 day ago

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Erasing my words to will it be what you want to hear. Fvking off you are the problem.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

You forced us here. Change my words constantly and beg me to talk to you.eave me alone

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Take your hamburg bs too

1 day ago

It is certain

No one like a fvking nerd

1 day ago

Ask again later

Take your fisher science nerd and fvk ofr

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Getting away from s c u m like you would be worthy any money

1 day ago

Without a doubt

If I had money I was have gotten away from you last year with mum instead of being forced here against our will. We would have gone anywhere that would come down on you like a ton of bricks

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Even when I have nothing you still try to see what you can take from me and spam with this fvked up obsession I'm secretly wealthy.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Needing to burn my old clothes on the fire to keep warm. But it's still too much and you stop my jobs

1 day ago

My sources say no

Same sht different year s c u m b a g.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Can't afford to wash, wear clean clothes and hoover. Stopped my jobs

1 day ago

Yes

Erasing my jobs so I'm trapped with s c u m like you and can't afford to live properly. Can't afford to cleaned everyday

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

What makes you think you can stop.when you waited for me to wake up to spam morning and erase my words on here sicko

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Fyi Asian women do get fat, when they become women.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

That's along with not liking a women with a women's figure sounds like a pedo

1 day ago

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Axillary fat that develops during p u b e r t y.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

lets talk please and i will stop. Hahaha fvk off. You are past stopping. You never needed to start predator did you

1 day ago

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You spammed that you didn't like when women get a shape and they are past their best once they have fat around their armpits

1 day ago

Without a doubt

That's the vibe you give off, hacking my phone for years, won't leave me alone and giving stupid excuses why I'm not good enough for some fvking creep

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You always created a false narrative why you wouldn't date me, you would probably strangle me then try and marry my dead body

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Why were you moaning in my phone in Telford that all English women get fat as they age while Asian don't

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Maybe I should go to the press and crash the UK economy. Get away from you.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Is that why you watch videos of Chinese women eating all the time.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming me with temu all the time. No one likes the chinese

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

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