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O.o

24 minutes ago

Most likely

Did everything you could to stop us leave last time then forced us back here with the help of your little recruits

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Does your family know what kind of freak you are

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Constantly trying to communicate with someone who doesn't give a sht about you and wishes you didn't exost

4 hours ago

Ask again later

You hack me directly but everyone sees the mental things you write when I post it

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Ever day with your sad hacking

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

is nev going to go under? I don't care

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

You need to realise a creep like you is never ever going to be anything other than just that and leave me alone

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Stop my emails and prevent me leaving. Trying to trap me here you pos

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Everyday you stop me and keep trying to delay it, fvk off cretin

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Just fvk off I'm leaving and you need to fvk off.

4 hours ago

It is certain

If you were in Manchester, he would of sorted you out by now. He doesn't have the patience for your crap

4 hours ago

Yes

Now you are spamming with Manchester, you have dementia or something

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

To show what you try to hide

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I publish what you change my words to

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You doing everything to prevent me leave sicko

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will ross treat me better? Why would I care. Fvk off

4 hours ago

My sources say no

I'm going to get as far away from you as humanly possible despite you doing everything to stop me

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Fvk off dikhead

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Are there anymore flies in my room

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Immature pathetic good for nothing disturber of peace and normality

4 hours ago

Ask again later

Before it was a tony and Georgia, you need to visit the funny farm for this stupid sht

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

This is what you change my writing to.

5 hours ago

My reply is no

will toby text me back tonight

5 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why are you obsessed with Poole, these fvk all there.

5 hours ago

Most likely

Fvking creep. Leave me alone and stop sharing my emails about my life and opportunities to your little possy to destroy me

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

When it's not weddings, babies it's writing and publishers

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Still obsessed with babies and children all weekend the fertility clinic

5 hours ago

Ask again later

You knowingly cause me distress then brag you will lie about it through this hacking

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Startrite shoes the local council ads

5 hours ago

Yes

Your details are local to this area

5 hours ago

My reply is no

You say fvked up things they change it when I try to expose you

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Stop trying to communicate with me you freak fvk off

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Why do you keep changing what I write every time I press go

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

does harry like jenny?? Gfys

5 hours ago

Most likely

mcfee grows paws? Fvk off troll

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

When will I be rid of you?

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I buy Mounjaro

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I buy Mounjaro

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Should I get NHS test for sleep apnea

7 hours ago

My sources say no

This site is peculiar. It has this person who says G something, other says about bag from the Albanians, etc.

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Either way, I’m not offended. I’m not a man. Men should be offended not me.

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Tiny Pepe? I don’t have a pe-nis.

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

It was a rhetorical question. Tiny pepe

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Maybe not.

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Me too. Maybe they abbreviated the magic with a G? They probably nominated the magic 8 as G.

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Probably the same reason you follow whatever website I visit

8 hours ago

My sources say no

I wonder why you choose the say g all the time

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have success?

8 hours ago

It is certain

G will I have success?

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

G will I have success?

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

Maybe if you grew up a bit you mind finding a real person who likes you instead of forcing yourself on someone who doesnt

13 hours ago

Outlook good

Still changing my writing to immature dribble. Bit of a one trick pony

13 hours ago

It is certain

Are your parent proud of the person they created?

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Was milke at in a girls house? This is the mature reply I'm guessing you needed to say

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

If you had something to bring to the table, you would have by now, but instead you are just looking to hinder and get a reaction to use.

13 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Also why spam with Christians and erika Kirk, I don't care.

14 hours ago

It is certain

All three have nothing to do with me but you think they will gets reaction, this is the reaction and you aren't worth your silly little games

14 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why are you spamming me with Mark Feuerstein, tarantulas and saying Deloitte is sh*t

14 hours ago

Don't count on it

Stop it.

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

Shall i do the ultimate and.get my last ever 2 bags right now. Last ones for ever. Then delete the numbers

18 hours ago

Most likely

Shall i do the ultimate and.get my last ever 2 bags right now. Last ones for ever. Then delete the numbers

18 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i do the ultimate and.get my last ever 2 bags right now. Last ones for ever. Then delete the numbers

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

Shall i do the ultimate and.get my last ever 2 bags right now. Last ones for ever

18 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will we ever meet again

19 hours ago

It is certain

Will we ever meet again

19 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will we ever meet again

19 hours ago

Ask again later

Will we ever meet again

19 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will we ever meet again

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will we ever meet again

19 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I answered you already, junkie. Don’t ignore me :/

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i start my rebirth on a Monday and get my final ever 2 bags from the albanians now?

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

And you, junkie from the Albanians. Snap out of it.

21 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You are like Dan Schneider from Nickelodeon, right? He was crazy about feet.

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Lick someone’s feet? Yuck.

21 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall i start my rebirth on a Monday and get my final ever 2 bags from the albanians now?

21 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Most likely

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Yes

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Most likely

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

It is certain

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Most likely

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

My sources say no

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will i ever lick jessicas feet

1 day ago

Without a doubt

i wnat to build a brand what shoul i do ?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

i wnat to build a brand what shoul i do

1 day ago

You may rely on it

i wnat to build a brand what shoul i do

1 day ago

Ask again later

i wnat to build a brand what shoul i do

1 day ago

Yes

i wnat to build a brand what shoul i do

1 day ago

Outlook good

“ Well-a, well-a, well-a, huh Tell me more, tell me more Was it love at first sight? Tell me more, tell me more Did she put up a fight?”

1 day ago

It is certain

You’re hilarious anonymous.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Kkkkkkk. What the heck is going on here?

1 day ago

It is certain

is haider cheating on me? Why would I care. I don't give a fvk

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Or that's the angle you are portraying

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Everyday, listening and using my life as some sort of material for a shame book

1 day ago

Without a doubt

What with the stupid visa about writing a book in my feed for, you are a vulture

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

The differences are everywhere. If you want a different species you need to isolate yourself, etc.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

We live in a society with people of different genders, ethnicities, countries, religions, etc. We have miscegenation.

1 day ago

Most likely

Your own kind? You’re not an alien. We are all human beings.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why are you obsessed with weddings

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I be around my own kind by the end of the year

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Nooooooooooo, stop.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i end on a high with 2 final ever bags in my life from the Albanians?

2 days ago

It is certain

Shall i end on a high with 2 final ever bags in my life from the Albanians?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i end on a high with 2 final ever bags in my life from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i end on a high with 2 final ever bags in my life from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i end on a high with 2 final ever bags in my life from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i end on a high with 2 final ever bags in my life from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Do i have covid

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I marry Lee?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Has Emily been thinking about me today?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will i get a bonus this week

2 days ago

My reply is no

O.o

2 days ago

It is certain

sounds as if you are well rid of him Kate. It’s hard to move on but try not to give this man the power of destroying you.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Take your brilliant earth diamond rings go away and stop preventing me live my life

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Does Elisa love me too much? Fvk off

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

What do you tell people to take onyour liabilities and wrongdoing to then repeat or encourage their actions

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Take your fcking minion trolling pos

2 days ago

Don't count on it

When I write it correctly you erase what I write

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Why are you obsessed with met or bed ford

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Any name you hear, you spend weeks trolling me with that name and looking to collect more if people turn up

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Now a Harrison and James and, two name you replaced my comment with, 20 minutes ago

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

So go put your socks and shoes on and get the fvk out of my computer

2 days ago

My sources say no

You don't seem smart or mature enough to produce it on your own merit judging by the utter tripe you replace my remarks with

2 days ago

My sources say no

What you wrote a few years ago isn't to far from reality especially the interrogation techniques used

2 days ago

Very doubtful

I said it years ago, you done this to create material for a book and do what you do because you don't have the imagination to think of it naturally

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Why do you keep going on about a book you started just under three years ago and publishers

2 days ago

Outlook good

Take yourself off to the funny farm and leave me alone

2 days ago

Most likely

*people hears. I never stand a chance with you dripping poison about me

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Take your little recruits with you so they I can get a job without you whispering in people's hearts before I turn up for the first day

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Free food and heating, you should visit

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Hoce li me kontaktirati? I hear mental hospitals are good this time of year

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Every day you sit and watch me live while your life drains away

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Not a single day goes by where you haven't hacked into my emails and shared the data

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

You enjoy ruining my life like a coward, obsessed with me and spammed with all last week that I was alone and abandoned. Why are you clinging onto me for

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Are these all the people in you head that you spam me with

2 days ago

Without a doubt

will eryk ever like me more than a friend

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

is reece ok? Fvk off

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Yesterday it was an ian, you have a book of names you spam me with

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Like a Dom, Paul, Harrison, James, clarke

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Just saying random names like yesterday to see what sticks

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Who is this demented evil twit changing what I write

2 days ago

It is certain

Our body is our vessel for our soul and no Jew would cremate or harm this

2 days ago

You may rely on it

You are sick, and tell me to move on when I call out your nasty videos and changing what I write

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

What's your obsession with insurance trying to force me into that.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam with organ donation since my mum died even this morning when we both opted out

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Why do you tell me to move on when you hack me everyday

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I be offered another job in Suez? Why would I care? I don't give a sht about who ever you are

2 days ago

It is certain

w i b s f??? What is this rubbish

2 days ago

Yes

Funny how you tell me to move on and get over it when you are the cause

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Wasted years of my life for force me to a place then tell me to move on while continuing

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

moove on- this is what you have mee with

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you keep spamming me with organ donation when we opted out last spring.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

You are evil and now I'm back where you forced me to be, it doesnt stop. You won't leave me alone

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

I worked so hard to get away from you all and you followed me then trapped me back where to worked to get away from

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

It took everything I hate to leave and you forced me back here to trap me

2 days ago

Very doubtful

You broke me, you forced us here you broke us

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i really be an idiot and get one final ever bag from rhe albanians now?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

May this night be nice for me and everyone from this site.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I take the dog camping this weekend

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I take the dog camping this weekend

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I take the dog camping this weekend

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Take your peonies and go away

3 days ago

Ask again later

Always telling someone who doesn't want you.

3 days ago

Outlook good

How many years have you been buying your house, selling it or getting a fake divorce

3 days ago

Outlook good

Will our move go ahead ? Me me me all you care about curry

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

They think my death will be closure and it gets them off of what has happened but it won't be.

3 days ago

Most likely

I'm just looking to make sure when it happens, people don't get away with what they have done to me

3 days ago

Without a doubt

You can't win because I'm living on free time. Unlike you, I don't care when I die

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Take you fertility problems and go away

3 days ago

Without a doubt

You try to scare someone who wanted to be dead and you put them in that position

3 days ago

Outlook good

You think you own people by controlling and preventing them. You don't own anything.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

I'm not staying here and no matter how much you say you own me, you don't.

3 days ago

Without a doubt

It's why people told me about you when it mattered, because they saw you behind closed doors. I put everything in the open, I don't need to hide

3 days ago

Don't count on it

I won't be stopped living my life by someone like you. I won't be limited and it will come back to haunt you

3 days ago

Most likely

If a guy wants to be around me, he won't ask your permission, he will turn up when he can. If he doesn't he isn't worth my time and he won't need approval of someone else.

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

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