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who kill my father

10 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

who kill my father

10 minutes ago

Yes

Do I have cidp

1 hour ago

Yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If you need help with therapy, find a psychiatrist or try any hotlines available to talk to someone.

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

This site is for entertainment purposes only; we take no responsibility for actions taken as a result of Magic 8's answers

12 hours ago

It is certain

When you begin to pretend the magic 8-ball is a person or confuse the answers of an algorithm. You are hallucinating.

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Mental heath needs to be treated urgently.

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Dang, you are unbelievable and delusional. Site based on a foretell child toy.

12 hours ago

It is certain

Wake up, face the reality. This is a magic 8-ball site. If you want to talk to your man or whatever gender is send them a message or see them in person.

12 hours ago

It is certain

What did I say? You are pretending you’re talking to a person when you aren’t. I am not your person.

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Wow so low you have to choose a married woman

14 hours ago

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Point is ?

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Point is ?

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

Exactly, this site was based on a foretell toy made for kids.

14 hours ago

Most likely

Do I have ms

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Do I have cidp

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

How fascinating

15 hours ago

My sources say no

This site was based on a Mattel toy from the 50’s or 60’s called Magic 8 Ball. It is random. Statistics. Algorithm, capisce?

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

But I guess you're too stupid. You don’t know the difference between an algorithm that generates random answers and a real person.

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Stop pretending you are talking to your person. If you do really want to talk to them. Send them a message or see them in person.

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

On this website, you won’t find a human talking to you. Just other users like you, but they aren’t your person.

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

If you still haven’t figured out this is a magic 8-ball that generates answers like most likely, my sources say, my sources say yes, etc.

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

If they are doing things to you. Why not contact them? Here you will only find generic algorithm answers.

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Who do you think you are talking to? If you do want to talk to the person you think you’re talking to. You should message them directly.

15 hours ago

Signs point to yes

just another game because you have no plans for this evening, so you thought you would troll

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

why were you posting videos in my feed of how to unlock a door lock

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

the question i have is why am i supposed to care

16 hours ago

It is certain

Yuck, stop it.

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I M-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e?

17 hours ago

Most likely

why d you worry about my appearance more than i do

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I go

18 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I go

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

should i cook the chicken and mushrooms

21 hours ago

Most likely

should i cook the chicken

21 hours ago

Cannot predict now

should i cook the beef

21 hours ago

Yes - definitely

why am I thinking about a idol being next to me, staring at me with desire in his eyes?

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

why am I thinking about a idol being next to me, staring at me with desire in his eyes?

22 hours ago

Ask again later

Not just yesterday but repeatedly by all of you

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

this is the problem, the lack of freedom and purposely eroding the value of my words by over riding my wishes

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Do you think turning up n the route i travel every day is a provocative act after i said i dont go where you are because i dont want to see you

23 hours ago

Ask again later

Ridiculous. Your brain is like a pea.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Did I leave a wet patch on the chair

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Congrats to whoever reads this next. Will they enjoy the fart conversation?

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Super concentrated so should I send farts in a jar?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

How about now? Should I send farts in a jar?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I send farts in a jar?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

It's later why are farts illegal?

1 day ago

My reply is no

why are farts illegal?

1 day ago

Ask again later

Tell me now are farts illegal?

1 day ago

Most likely

Are farts illegal?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Are farts illegal?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Junkieeeee, junkie.

1 day ago

Yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

All that because of cocaine. You guys should be addicted to Coca-Cola or chocolate instead. It's safer compared to cocaine.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

I heard the UK has Albanian drug dealers or mafia. Good luck with that. I am not from UK.

1 day ago

Yes

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk go junkie

1 day ago

My sources say no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

why are you so immature and obsessed with me, go away junkie

1 day ago

Most likely

will i be rid of this annoying person with their car toys

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

when are you masking do you eel bad for people who get the blame or is it justified in your head to survive and continue

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

whats with the nissan and mercedes obsession

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

nothing changes des it when your burberry ads turn up, same sh*t another day, im sick of it

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

whats with the Rs

2 days ago

Yes

Mr cream pie? The ice cream man or the person who works at a cake shop?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Are you nuts?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

You ask how I'm still alive, ask Mr cream pie. My anger is valid

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Are you the kind of who cares about what other people think or you are okay with they you get dressed?

2 days ago

Outlook good

But the most important is the fact you like this style.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

It depends on what kind of impression you would like other people to have.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Is Wearing A Baseball Cap Still Considered As Cool?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

The adm needs to intervene again. This site became a mess again.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Am I G-a-y?

2 days ago

Most likely

Will My Premium Bonds Win A Million Soon?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Will Glasgow Rangers Win The SPL This Season?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Will I Buy Steptoe & Son For £8?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Why the fvk did they force me into this job and keep turning up leave me the fvk alone

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

When the adm updated this website. They didn’t want this chaos and mess.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

No toxicity and bad language in here. Keep the manners.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Your life happens outside the internet. So treat in person. Not spread venom here.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

No aggression in this site. Resolve your issues outside here.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Calm down.

2 days ago

Yes

Just fvk off before I get a restraining order against you

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why won't she leave me the fvk alone

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Who is this Krissy cvnt

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Get rid of your fvking women

2 days ago

Outlook good

Am I getting a new id

2 days ago

It is certain

Should I post it on facebook

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

How do you say I was looking for you when you were circling looking at me

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Is that what the video is about showing up

2 days ago

You may rely on it

He’s not a good person.

2 days ago

Ask again later

No, you wouldn’t like to meet Donald Trump. Believe me, he’s a megalomaniac.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is there life after death

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I ever meet donald trump

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Do I have cidp

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Do I have cidp

3 days ago

Very doubtful

I get it and I'm sorry

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will my hubby get the job

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will my hubby get the job

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Crystal clear

3 days ago

Ask again later

Crystal retinal

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I work tomorrow rather than today?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I work tomorrow rather than today?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

A iesit bine endoscopia?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Am suportat bine anestezia?

3 days ago

Ask again later

Am suportat bine anestezia?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Am suportat bine anestezia?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will the lodge sell soon

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

I self medicate and I hope won't have so many sideeffects.

3 days ago

Outlook good

Would S. Pale date me?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

will they realise telling someone they are safe when you are still putting your junk in their account is not the same as actually being or feeling safe and is part of the problem

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Most likely

Will I have the baby tomorrow

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will I have the baby tomorrow

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I

3 days ago

Ask again later

Will thatbcompany reach out to

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I be truly happy?

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I ft show with Ariel today?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I ft show with Ariel today?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

will I ever be head of singing?

4 days ago

Outlook good

Do you think it will push him away to anyone else

4 days ago

Don't count on it

You like to be in control of everyone I have noticed

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Is he cheating

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Because it is the truth. You're mental sick. I don't need to be in the UK to notice it. I'm from South America by the way.

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

thank you for your opinion, its not valid but thank you anyway

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Stop hallucinating. You're schizo.

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Stop hallucinating.

4 days ago

My reply is no

you have been warned before about gossiping.

4 days ago

My sources say no

dont gossip at the state o other peoples lives

4 days ago

Most likely

Who's using SPS investigators

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Does she want to impress me

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Does she want to impress me

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I Mastercard now

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Will cleaning that room with vinegar and leaving the dehumidifer on stop it?

4 days ago

Outlook good

Will spraying a lot of vingar help?

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Will spraying a lot of vingar help?

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will spraying a lot of vinegar help?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Will spraying a lot of vinegar help?

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will spraying a lot of vinegar help?

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Will running humifiders stop it?

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will running humifiders stop it?

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will running humifiders stop it?

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Can i avoid mould build up 9n

4 days ago

Outlook good

Why do you lie

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

You say you lied and defended your friend who also lied to your boss

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

why do all of your private plates have 7 in them on most of your personal cars

5 days ago

My sources say no

what happened to the Lamborghini and the Aston? whats the number 7 obsession

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

why do you do what you do, while pretending to be an honourable person in the force

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

did you put all the G sh*t up and the would she bs

5 days ago

Yes

that and your stupid computer games

5 days ago

My reply is no

a litany of references about playing for both side and being a two headed snake today

5 days ago

Very doubtful

i knew when you put up your muscle tops because you were always into body building and you also said observe dont say. heard that one before when you are involved

5 days ago

My reply is no

my family hate him and says hes not a good guy

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

why do you let the jimmy character around when you know his history

5 days ago

Ask again later

you have such a high opinion for someone who is nothing to do with me other than a job

5 days ago

It is certain

you didnt like the maltese guy, you didnt like the army guy. no one is asking you to date them

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

why are the men i chose not acceptable to you but the ones you chose never bother

5 days ago

Ask again later

is that the foundation of this bs, rile me up and await a guy you want to turn up

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

why did you put, will he and i see each other soon over the text

5 days ago

Don't count on it

link a nursey toy a miffy

5 days ago

Ask again later

who is this and have they gotten the wrong idea again

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

who is this and have they gotten the wrong idea again

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

if you go to the places im heading then you do have to herd me off course because i wont follow

5 days ago

It is certain

am i supposed to follow them when they try to herd me

5 days ago

Outlook good

is it like going to the gym in your head?

5 days ago

Without a doubt

It seems we have a schizophrenic person in here. They think they are being chased, etc.

5 days ago

You may rely on it

is it like studying for an eye test

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

how do you obtain a certificate?

5 days ago

My reply is no

Is my girlfriend cheating on me?

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

didnt you say you have a certificate for your adhd

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I drink while designing this project?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I drink while designing this project?

5 days ago

Yes

Should I drink while designing this project?

5 days ago

Don't count on it

whats this orange trolling bs go away

5 days ago

It is certain

you are a liar

5 days ago

It is certain

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