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O.o

59 minutes ago

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Why the fvk can't I have a normal life with normal people and not the fvking weirdo rejects hounding me

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Leave me alone, it's fcked up

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You did this weird stuff last year

2 hours ago

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You did this weird stuff last year

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Why do you put channels of Chinese women eating and cutting up fish and meat

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Also other weird sht like picking lice

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you fill my feed with Chinese channels cutting fish

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will Paul get the job FFS

2 hours ago

My sources say no

You waited until people left this afternoon to start up. After 7 plus hours of it today I've had enough of your pathetic rage baiting immature games

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

It's wasn't funny last year or the year prior. It's pathetic.

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

It's crude and immature. I've had enough of stupid idiots with nothing to bring to the table other than the mentality of a 5year old who thinks they are smart

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You probably think you are clever spamming me with this stuff or your naked women and dating ads.

3 hours ago

My reply is no

This in conjunction with your plaster and builder videos shows why workmen are nasty

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

If anyone was in any doubt of what kind of sicko I have to suffer everyday for years, this is a prime example

3 hours ago

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Do I need vag surgery? Why do you erase my words to replace them with the sick spamming

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

You make me sick. I feel violated whenever you hack into my phone and h a r a s s me

3 hours ago

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Why do you spam me with Bedford. Just leave me alone. You did the same last year and you weren't welcome then either

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do you stop my ability to get away from these predators and trap me here

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

I feel physically sick at the thought of these disgusting creepy men in my phone

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

It's disgusting

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

And that Anthony creep

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you still spam me with workmen. It's nasty

3 hours ago

Yes

Why do you stop my opportunities this year last and prior to get away from these awful people

3 hours ago

It is certain

Why did you force me here and now I have this person with their plastering and Anthony sht

3 hours ago

It is certain

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

3 hours ago

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Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Mattel did a great deal in the 50’s creating that toy.

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

But I can’t deny it isn’t satisfying to talk to a Magic 8 Ball and its random answers.

9 hours ago

My sources say no

Haha, people being naive regarding a Magic 8 ball.

9 hours ago

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What to expect from an algorithm? Random answers. It doesn’t lie or tell the truth, duh.

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

Does this lie?

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Does this tell the truth always?

20 hours ago

It is certain

Does this tell the truth?

20 hours ago

You may rely on it

Is Rob R. a good person?

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will Rob and I date each other?

20 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will I go to Wales next year?

20 hours ago

Outlook good

Will I be single for the rest of my life?

20 hours ago

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Is Rob the right guy for me?

20 hours ago

My reply is no

Boohoo, is it baby gonna cry?

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

F#ck everybody. Keep it down or zip it.

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i?

1 day ago

My reply is no

You spam me with. Fvking plumbing, gas electricians and firefighters. W t f get out

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Then again you didn't see anything wrong with what

1 day ago

Outlook good

Ai says you are draining me with your intrusion. It also says you are a threat to me with you actions. Fvk off

1 day ago

Don't count on it

I love skipping what a cvnt

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Imagine someone being in your house and talking about themselves and the most boring topics you have no interest in then when you also them to leave they don't. This is my life for years. Fvk off

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Do you understand how frustrating it is to have some hideous twerp in your phone everyday haking it and spamming you with their life along with things about being friends when they make you feel sick

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

You are h a r a s s I n g me along with your dental bs fvk off

1 day ago

Outlook good

Quit spamming me with knives all the time. I literally don't care what you like I don't even like you

1 day ago

Very doubtful

When I said I never wanted to see anyone ever again I meant it.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Quit spamming me with your workmen bs. I don't want a builder or whatever the fvk you are

1 day ago

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will jess fall in love with me? Fvk off

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Fvk off you plumber cvnt with your best plumbing ads and Shtty workman crp

1 day ago

Outlook good

Moan moan moan

1 day ago

My sources say no

What? Explain yourself. You have been flooding or spamming the website with this repeating stuff.

1 day ago

It is certain

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

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Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

My sources say no

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

Outlook good

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

It is certain

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

Outlook good

Heaters hull hut

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

hmm, ok.

1 day ago

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Is Fran going to get eliminated again this week at sentower

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You bs doesn't work on me because I never wanted you around from the start try a different schmuck who will buy the sht you sell

2 days ago

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I see your YouTube screen flicker and the videos about putting yourself in a cage to feel safe. Way to twist it well done. Except you have been spamming me erasing my words and stating you are stopping my job applications.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

So now you go back to pretending to be a student. How many nutters are floating around in your head that you spam me with. I hope they all end up in jail away from me so I can live my life like a normal person

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Especially how many years you have hounded me for. Spamming with any guy who has worked around me. Chasing after them like a crazed nutter.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Kind of why I want to be single. With people like this around. It's best to stay alone

2 days ago

Don't count on it

I was shocked and hurt by it that someone who has into my devices to spam me with it, the vindictive nature of purposely trying to take a guy they thought I liked and thought liked me out of spite.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

But you still spammed me with this story you made up in your head

2 days ago

My reply is no

The problem is I wasn't told who I liked and no guy liked me

2 days ago

Most likely

Ow from your spamming in Telford, what did you say I know you liked him and he liked you so I took him and you need to get over it

2 days ago

My reply is no

You are the one who had her man taken by another. W t f

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

You also said are we sharing the git with London when I was going down there

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Everyone else is busy doing while you are stopping me because you have achieved nothing and don't want to be lonely at the bottom so you drag others down

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Is the reason Karla left facebook is that Jobe being a git? More names and erasing my words. Always looking into everyone else's business

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Don't expect anybody with the name you spam me with to turn up. They have no obligation or responsibility to you so quit baiting me and them.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Not sure what you think name dropping achieves. People are busy achieving and you are sitting there stopping me dragging names onto the mix for no good reason.

2 days ago

Yes

Spamming my phone with ads of women in no clothing, XL pole dancing, gambling, and other nasty things. You spam me then act offended when called out. If you were such a dirty creep I wouldn't have anything to say

2 days ago

You may rely on it

True or not doesn't matter you decided to follow me from website to website with your grotesque immature spamming then say but I have a certificate for adhd

2 days ago

Without a doubt

So maybe before you try to come after me as the bad person quit spamming me around the internet and sharing your tiny peepee question again and again via your account you made other questions private

2 days ago

Yes

Also quit spamming with your love honey ads, it's sxl h a r a s s m e n t

2 days ago

My sources say no

My mum said the one who can't have kids is a Jaffa. I didn't know the term but she explained it

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Also your new build houses are chavvy

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Yet you spend your time spamming me and h a r a s s I n g me. You shouldn't be anywhere near children

2 days ago

My reply is no

You spam me with adoption in Norfolk ads

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

I have spoken to many people about this certificate you said you have when asked to explain why you hacked my phone. Not a single person I have spoken to who is disabled, has a certificate.

2 days ago

Outlook good

You erased my words for this wow that certificate you have for ADHD is crazy

2 days ago

My reply is no

is joey a chid ?? Who's joey? What's a child?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

You don't even have anything to say. Just a load of immature spamming

2 days ago

You may rely on it

The crazy thing is you don't see any fault erasing my word and replacing them in my phone

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Just another way for you to twist what you did to paint me as the bad person while you stop me leaving

2 days ago

My reply is no

Especially with all the other nasty things you spam me with

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

You publicly asked a question about having a sub 4 inch peepee that you could have made private. You shared this information so don't act all hurt when I raise it while you s.talk me

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Making accounts on websites to follow me and try to communicate with me fvk off

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

You had a problem when you are the one following me around the internet

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

so? Wow looks who's crawled out from under their rock

2 days ago

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Leave me alone instead of ruining another day you turned up in. Get lost prik

2 days ago

My sources say no

You can't even spell.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

will i go out with hrvy W t f get lost

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you say your excuse is your have ADHD certificate.

2 days ago

It is certain

So take your football and the rest of your s h I t e and fvk off. Know your audience instead of hounding me

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Also spamming that you have ADHD is no excuse to h a r a s s me. You being the problem doesn't make me the solution when you create the situation I have to suffer

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

You are spamming my phone the onus is on you to fvk off

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam me with a r s e n a l football I don't like football at all.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

How much longer until I'm rid of these hideous people and i can live my life, wear my nice clothes and get away from everyone

2 days ago

My sources say no

As you are spamming me with Norwich maybe you could go to cookes and ask for the world's smallest violin. Trying to manipulate or muster sympathy from people worse off than you shows how out of touch you are

2 days ago

It is certain

Erased my words to spam me about your job while you stop me getting one. Yet you come to me with this. I don't fvking think so pal. Fvk off

2 days ago

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will i keep my job? Why does this fvking builder keep turning up with their sht. I don't want gravel or pavement I want to live in a flat leave me alone

2 days ago

Most likely

I'm not being paid for attention or otherwise

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

I didn't. I am not a hacker. I am not your person. It isn't only you who uses this website. I gotta go.

2 days ago

Yes

If you pay attention, all the Magic 8 Ball answers are always the same 20 answers.

2 days ago

It is certain

Why do my camera look like Star wars when it's not snowing outside. You did this last year

2 days ago

Most likely

I am not an AI. I am a human being. This site doesn’t opera-te like ChatGPT or Gemini.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

I am not an AI, but Magic 8 Ball is generated by algorithms' answers.

2 days ago

My reply is no

are you ai

2 days ago

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are you ai

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Joan Jett - bad reputation. Rock n roll baby.

2 days ago

My reply is no

Living in the past, it's a new generation A girl can do what she wants to do and that's what I'm gonna do

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

I don't gi.ve a da.mn 'bout my repultation

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Now I posted what you do to me you usually then spam me with narcissist posts stating a narcissist is never on the wrong. But doing it for three years so why change now.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Guess that's been the running theme. You do something questions are asked then you do more for revenge that anyone has the audacity to ask you questions about your actions. On repeat for years plus all the things you did before anyone turned up. But still it's not enough revenge against me. Always something else to do to me

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Never anything to say for yourself when I ask when I ask how much longer as you going to stop my jobs for, at least year year you had the balls to say you would only allow me to get a job if you get to keep yours while then recruiting more people to do the same

2 days ago

Outlook good

Funny how your actions never enter the conversation just your bs including spamming other sites I visit.

2 days ago

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So now you use my mother as new material. Fyi she hated what you were doing last year. She told me to get as far away from you as possible.

2 days ago

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You only started doing it once you forced us here and when you also restarted your threats of activities you did in Telford.

2 days ago

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Why else would you spam me with these things and spam me you are stopping my job applications.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Just ignore the fact you were spamming me with financial amounts and ndas while stopping my jobs. Kind of implies you are trying to force a desperate situation for a low ball amount under duress

2 days ago

Yes

No matter how you try to spin it you are an awful person. Stopping my ability the earn any income for over a year forcing me into a position where I had less than £12 a month the buy electric, food and water while spamming me with naked women and your disgusting dating sotes

2 days ago

It is certain

Debts but once again your hacking changes my words

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

I'm the bad person for taking out loans to cover my mother's dental paying her bills, food electronics whatever she wanted I did all I could for her but let use it as an opportunity to cause more psychological harm to me. You have nothing else going on in your life.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I'm the bad person for you spamming my with your tat every single day for years on end.

2 days ago

My reply is no

I'm the bad person for not forcing her against her will to do things, for not being able to get us out of here because you broke my car and stopped my jobs and spammed me daily.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I missed the lorry by 10 meters if that in the dark. Just ignore that focus on my mother and how you can use her to come after me as I refuse to put up with your bs in every other part of the country while you stop my jobs and make me homeless

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Yet I'm the bad person always. Never you and what you have done to me daily. Always looking for a reason to punish me, calling me crazy. Trying to have me sectioned, repeating the same bs company after company. Spreading lies about me again and again to ruin my life but that's never enough for you

2 days ago

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The cut engine cut out as I was crossing a national speed limit road as a lorry was coming.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why would my car change the music on my phone when it changed gear every time on an automatic engine

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Like the trackers you keep spamming me with that cut out my car engine and nearly killed me

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why is it always I'm the bad person when you invade my devices but you never see what your actions have done to me

2 days ago

Yes

Why do you spam me with people or situations of abuse and expect me to not be triggered and ignore it when it's personal in my phone on sites I visit

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Why do you mess with my job applications

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Can't use my mother as an excuse that time when you have been doing it for years. Can't blame me either like you try to twist everything

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why do you stop my job applications

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Playing your little hmo games again

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

But that's never enough, always a step further you want to take things. Something else to take I'm sure when I'm dead you will take my organs as well like a vulture against my will.

2 days ago

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Funny how you erase my words but in all of this I'm the problem even when you follow me around the country all you do is look the reasons to blame me while stopping my jobs and forcing me into poverty and soon homelessness

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Funny how you never want to be held to account isn't it just looking to trigger and blame me since the moment you forced me here

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Wow changing my words again when they expose your sick actions well done

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Why are you spamming me with ads for the ms society website. Fat lot a good it did when she wouldn't eat any of the foods she knew would help her and only wanted the things which I repeatedly told her would make her illness worse then caused me of dictating to her. Sorry for wanting her to be healthy and alive instead of giving her symptoms inducing foods. But forget reality look for something to trigger me with instead

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

How about instead you get out of my phone, life and leave me alone I stead of following me from one website to another to h a r a s s me

2 days ago

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Should i go to folkestone next Friday?

2 days ago

My sources say no

“ Oh, when there's no-one else in sight A-in the crowded lonely night Well, I wait so long for my love vibration And I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove And I'm dancing with myself, oh, oh, uh-oh”

2 days ago

My reply is no

Take your slapper Charlotte Tilbury makeup and fvk off

2 days ago

My sources say no

Never wanted, always violating people's lives, taking normal people and eroding everything they had

2 days ago

My sources say no

You will get the end of your life and realise the only thing you did was destroy other people's lives

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Only ever like looking like a saint while controlling me and trying to trigger me for a reaction to them fake say you are the only person who can helpe

2 days ago

It is certain

Never like the truth coming out

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

You always erasing my words when I expose your games and actions.

2 days ago

Most likely

Does he no I want him w t f are you erasing my words for you pathetic bs

2 days ago

It is certain

Or you tried to blame me saying I ended up here by my own making while two years ago you spammed that you didn't want me working in this place or that job and everything was too good for me

2 days ago

Without a doubt

You tried to create a false illusion of freedom while telling others on sites to stop my job applications

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does he want to stay with me the week he is homeless w t f you are demented

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

You try to make your indispensable to maintain control and feel needed and have validation. You forced me here knowing why I never wanted to be here then try to punish me for rejecting your bs

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Because it's never about me, you spam me with yourself all day everyday.even when you say you don.you made up thing that you told others I like when I don't. It's always about yourself and positioning yourself in the center, claiming we are friends, claiming you are the expert of me when I don't even know you.

2 days ago

Yes

You forced us here and try to stop me leave. Why do you spam me with Florida all the time. What's so special about Florida to you

2 days ago

Yes

You spammed that on Thursday as well

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Spamming this morning again no evidence so you carry on doing what you do

2 days ago

Yes

Not a single day have I had for years where you haven't h a r a s s e d me then knowing this website is the only way I can fight back try to use it against me

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Spamming with Canterbury, Cambridge any other places beginning with c while you did the same in Kent being a horrible Shtty person

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Clinging onto me like a fvking freak

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Take your fvking Chinese temu and fvk off

2 days ago

It is certain

You make me sick. You forced us here and hounding me to death daily like a sick obsessed freak

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

The only thing you are paying is to hack my phone and destroy my life

2 days ago

It is certain

You spam me constantly now saying we are paying. No I am paying every single day with my mental health from suffering you

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

You are well aware of the psychological distress you caused me

2 days ago

Ask again later

nnnntnetehteh exactly why I don't want such a fvking freak in my life

2 days ago

My reply is no

You do the same with houses while purposely stopping my applications to knowing it will make me homeless.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

So why do you hak my phone to spam me with yours

2 days ago

Most likely

My grandparents are dead, my mother is dead. I have no family

2 days ago

It is certain

Why don't you just leave me alone.

2 days ago

Outlook good

Why do you always spam with granny or grandpa knows best

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Had that temu spamming down their then the call last week with some woman lying

2 days ago

It is certain

Why the grandma stuff still from kent

2 days ago

It is certain

When this doesn't work you say sharpen control over me like you did on Friday and looked at my job applications to stop me getting away from you while you make me homeless

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

While you hak my phone, it's the only thing you have. You don't have anything else and you aren't smart or connected enough without it. You act like you are something special but it only works if you are admired which you aren't. Carry on spamming you don't care, everyone who hates you has a life you don't want or going on about your husband while spamming with engagement rings. None of it matters when you seek validation from someone who has nothing by your design

2 days ago

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I tried ignoring you but you have become more and more triggering over the last few days, making me cry and spamming me with your happy clappy bs positivity after trying to break me.

2 days ago

Most likely

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