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I’m not sure why you hak my iPad to change what I write, it’s illegal to hak someone and cause them harm

just now

As I see it, yes

Do I have to buy new earphones now? Fvk off

1 minute ago

Signs point to yes

Will I have 3 embryos put in ow about fvk off

2 minutes ago

Most likely

Will Jay come back to me eventually —-what am I supposed to do with this

3 minutes ago

Without a doubt

will I 2nd interview I think you should fvk off out of my iPad.

4 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does it bother you I don’t like women, I don’t even want to deal with their vapid bs problems

5 minutes ago

Outlook good

What does spamming a straight women with anything but her preference achieves other than resentment, distance and a long term hatred for a sicko creep

5 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you force us back here then spam me constantly with women. I am a women, why don’t you spam with handsome men.

7 minutes ago

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Date who you want I don’t care, I don’t want you. I like real men, not a man how has to pay for attention

8 minutes ago

My reply is no

Why did you spam with this women dating all of last year.

9 minutes ago

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Do you put women in my iPad because you are desperate

11 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

I don’t care you forced me back here.

12 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Was the one yesterday about grey sweat pants, sainsburys shorts.

13 minutes ago

Yes

It sure why you spam me with it, I like men and only men. Not those here that’s why they don’t want me to leave,

15 minutes ago

Most likely

It’s disgusting, rancid

16 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

You started spamming with these nasty disgusting women dating 3 years ago.

16 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Meetheage fvking nasty

17 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Now you spam with meeting women, disgusting

17 minutes ago

Yes

You forced us back here

18 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

When will I be rid of this

18 minutes ago

Most likely

Where do you find these

18 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Why did you force us here

21 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Berlin Belgium I think Birmingham. Ever where you say like New York, Newcastle.

21 minutes ago

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Will I get the job in Belgium fvk off

23 minutes ago

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Where do you find them?

24 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force us back here when is not what we ever wanted and now I have the ugly fvking Anthony creep.

24 minutes ago

It is certain

Don’t you think it’s strange how you try to say I’m jealous of people I don’t even know while hounding me. Ow can you be jealous of people who don’t really exist

26 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

is abigail tired? I don’t give a sht, hopefully you and your little friends will take their wedding planning and shove it with your jewellery and make up, skin care, lab science, small business owners bs, be apparently being jealous of being I don’t know or care about

27 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Did you get into trouble for telling me to go to Israel then I contacted them

30 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Why do you spam me with your ads when you know you are hated

31 minutes ago

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Do you think it will be enough if it did move overseas I doubt it would be. You are too obsessed and fvked up in the head to leave me alone

31 minutes ago

Most likely

Why the stannah ads

32 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Why was it never enough to leave us alone even now

33 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why did you force us back here

34 minutes ago

Yes

Last year you said go to Israel, why force me to this fvking place and now still won’t leave me alone. Still saying go back to Israel I hope you got into trouble for it last time.

36 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you force me here

37 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Do they remember last time they said to is Israel

44 minutes ago

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You spam with accounts I’ve blocked, subjected moved to less of. Fvk off.

1 hour ago

It is certain

Take your false eyelashes videos your boyfriend beauty regime and get lost

1 hour ago

My reply is no

Willlandonbringin articcircletonite ffs

1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

I don’t know why you put videos saying go to Israel, how about fvk off.

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

Get you wedding ring hair dress and the rest of your rubbish out fvk off

1 hour ago

Reply hazy, try again

Force me here then prevented us leave. Never ever forgiven or forgotten.

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Just fvk off all of you.

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Take your mental hospital bs and fvk off. You purposely put your jewellery and sht in my feed. I’m not looking at that, nor netball, hockey or some other sht

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Leave me alone. Take your trash with you, it’s not required in any way shape or form.

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

If you know you actions are upsetting me then why do you do it again and again with your fvking ads, sht in my Instagram feed. Who the fvk likes mr men bullsht

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Are they purposely spamming with Nordic spirit and companies I worked at or were linked

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Should I go to berlin? Fvk off

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your Pinterest ads as well. It's just another site you want to dehumanise me and put everything you like in my account and erase my own interests

3 hours ago

Most likely

Take your engagement rings and nappies as well. I'm not ever getting married or having children so be a creep weirdo elsewhere

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

evan simply adore the new cricket season so many balls FFS

3 hours ago

Most likely

is the girl mine? FFS go away cretin

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Hockey earlier fck.off with that sht as well.

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You are pathetic with your skin care netball, constant which room would you choose, which place out of 1-5 would you choose. Fvk off with your lab bs

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Same sht in my Instagram as earlier today, same fcking tramp changing what I write fkv off

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Does Tarun Singh like me? Fvk off

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

So just leave me alone.

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

And when that's not enough you then try to communicate directly and upset me with nasty things in my feed. I'm sick of this every day

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Don't call me crazy. It's an overplayed record along with being a loner, having affairs, and all the other slanderous lies you all like to spread. Stop using relative social media to look at me, searching me directly or hak my accounts to see what I'm doing.

5 hours ago

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How would I know who people are or what they are called. I wouldn't spam myself so don't call me craY

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

While you are working how to twist what I put to blame me as you always do, ask yourself why you spam me with names of people I don't know, never met and don't recognise in person or name yet you all do.

5 hours ago

Most likely

So fcking stupid,fvk off

5 hours ago

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Still not receiving the text 4th attempt

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

It lasts 60 seconds yet the text arrived 45 minutes later

5 hours ago

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Again you have stopped it. Fvk off messing with my life pos

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

How do you expect me to pay my bills when it's a two step time sensitive log it that you stopped until it has expired

5 hours ago

Outlook good

My life is none of your fcking business, always looking for a reason to hate and disrupt my life never looking in the mirror at the damage you do to me

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

45 minutes to receive a text message while you search through my account to see why I'm receiving a text fvk off

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You stop me text messages arriving when I need to pay a bill. Fvking off

6 hours ago

It is certain

You see what you have done to me for years and yet you still think you deserve to continue hounding me, hak my phone, spam me, change what I write and be a cvnt

6 hours ago

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Especially if I apply for a location, department or sector you can't control or believe is above my station and keep me on the lowest level

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Let me guess you are only trying to help every time you mess with my job applications, contact HR to cancel them, mess them up with the hiring managers. That's been the same game you played every year

6 hours ago

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Wonder why I'm tired of your same games different year messing with my jobs

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Did it in 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 & 2026

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Always talk about my job situation when you have fvked me over every single time year in year out

6 hours ago

My reply is no

will I get a job soon fvk off

6 hours ago

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Take you LV ads and fvking off

6 hours ago

Ask again later

Will I win a lot of money soon? Fvk off

6 hours ago

Ask again later

Take you sciatica ads and leave me alone. If someone tells you to leave them alone day in day out. Fcking do it

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

You have no legal basis to hak into my phone, change what I write and try to communicate with me

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Never met anyone who has to constantly hak someone phone to tell them you are better than them

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take you I'm better than you science fvk off

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will we move to that house fvk off

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Your life isn't my problem fvk off trying to talk to me you make me sick

6 hours ago

Most likely

Should I stay at my current job? Fvko off

6 hours ago

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Yet I'm the problem and should accept someone else control and dictating my life and shouldn't fight suc a sick fvked up controll freak psycho with their recruits.

6 hours ago

Outlook good

Look through my mail to see what I'm doing then change what I write in my phone

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Do you see the problem, I'm trying to live my life, get through the day and you constantly put your things in my life

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

should I chuck it fvk off

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Leave me alone take your stupid child bs and fvk off

6 hours ago

Yes

You sad little troll hac

6 hours ago

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Take your sad life and get out of my phone

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

will he find me fvk off cvnt

6 hours ago

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halo fvk off

6 hours ago

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Always whatever I do is wrong what ever cause it is fine. Always ignoring your own bs. Nothing wrong with spamming me day and night making up lies and trying to manipulate me

7 hours ago

Yes

Trying to use different females as a jealousy play every time. You don

7 hours ago

My sources say no

Trying to use different females as a jealousy play every time. You don't know me even after stalking me for years. Always an agenda

7 hours ago

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And when I'm not trying to get me into trouble. That's the aim every time

7 hours ago

Yes

You did the same thing all of last year, the year prior, this year. Yet I'm supposed to be fine with it.

7 hours ago

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That's what you focus on, manufactured rage cause by your baiting year in year out. I'm the problem for reacting not you are the problem for being the cause

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You see no moral or legal problem with doing something like that only the reaction of me being pushed to the edge.

7 hours ago

Outlook good

But you are never the problem, hacking and using someone's private information against them isn't the problem

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Just rage baiting me to use against me like you did spring last year

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why do you spam me with things I wouldn't know then say I'm the problem when I've had a fvking enough of it.

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your shty lab bs and your fvking irritating look at me vapid materialism and fvk off

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Leave me alone

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

You go through men like bonnie blue. Every five minutes it's a different guys name

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

will sean be my boyfriend fvk off

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

You would have left before but you haven't

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Will it be settled out of court fvk off

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will we go away ffs

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Been doing this for two years fvk off

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Stop spamming with 6 million, 3 million. Just fvk off you vulgar troll to talk about money

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Just fvk off.

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I don't know what you are trying to say, reference or imply.

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

I'm not in on your stupid sick details fvk off

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with names and ads with the same name.

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

S e x u a l h a r a s s m e n t

7 hours ago

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Is Jordan still in love with me? Fvk off

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

does he wnk over me fvk off you sicko

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

is alan comeing to my house soon tonight fvk off

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

You are a cancer in my life. Infecting it with your toxic trolling to push to me react on here.

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Fvk off insecure

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Take you she's not going to London just you and me bs

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

the film or the literal code? Fvk off

7 hours ago

Outlook good

You forced me here now what, what's your big fcking plan you stupid cvnt

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Just leave me the fvk alone fcking troll

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Fvk off with you AJ stuff. Another pointless bs

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Just fvk off

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

did someing happy to marvin at work t fvk offoday

7 hours ago

It is certain

will caroline avril like the flowers i fvk off vastard

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Fvk off cvnt

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Not a single person I find attractive so let me go if you want, you never had a chance with me. Deluded fool

7 hours ago

Most likely

Stopping my jobs, putting your pathetic loves in my feed then saying I'm jealous

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Wasting my life you fvking cvnts.

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Sould I let her go fvk off

7 hours ago

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Putting your Dublin bs in my account last year over my job search fvking cvnt

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

If I asked her to prom after a while, would she actually say yes and go with me? Fvk off

7 hours ago

It is certain

You are the problem when you are changing what I write to your nonsense

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

now? Fvk off

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Trolling for a reaction then saying they are the problem is reactive abuse

7 hours ago

It is certain

Will I get this job I trialled for? Fvk off cvnt

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Constantly trolling me then saying I'm jealous stupid

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Saying I'm jealous over a trolling pos pathetic insecure freak

7 hours ago

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Does John love Nicky fvk off

7 hours ago

My reply is no

When I say fvk off and take you bs out of my insta

7 hours ago

Most likely

Take you bs girl in 20s don't care vibes

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

will i marry ritu panda? Fvk off cvnt

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Insta girl in 20s living life bs fvk off

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Insta girl in 20s living life Vs

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Fvking science cvnt fvk off

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Fvk off with your names, h bs

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Take your labs and fvk off with your girl in 20s insta bull crap

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Will fernando read it fvk off

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Leave children alone pedo

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Every time I reject you and your bs you say about harming yourself. I genuinely don't want to live with you in my life. That's not manipulation that's fact

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Is starving bad get lost your manipulation doesn't work here. Your life isn't my responsibility so stop trying to put the onus on me for not tolerating your bs.

7 hours ago

My reply is no

mario hate me who gives a flying fvk about mario, you don't even know what it means fvk off

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Take your science and fvk off

8 hours ago

It is certain

You were a spaz like this last year and the year before

9 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Other people's lives aren't your business so focus on being less of an idiot one day at a time and leave me alone

9 hours ago

It is certain

Ripp of people to make character out of them for story time.

9 hours ago

Outlook good

Is this another story for a little book

9 hours ago

My sources say no

Are you playing a teacher in your head today. You always spam with schools

9 hours ago

Most likely

I don't know a gabr, Ross or any of the other names you mention.

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take you silly little act that comes out when you think it gets you out of whatever bs you are doing and fvk off

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

is gabriel adopted? Fvk off

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You do this then also try to portray you are UK version of mossad who had their little pagers. Some how the brain power isn't adding up

9 hours ago

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DOES MY BOYFRIEND LOVE ME YES OR NO ffs

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

Bit like spamming with companies of names you have collected. These things mean nothing to me and are so obvious you are playing your sad little games.

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Only an idiot would spam with such juvenile things.

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't know their process but I doubt if any would spam with such pathetic obvious bs.

9 hours ago

Most likely

Spamming with security service ads and other bs. You think I care?. You watch to much James bond

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming with victorian terrace houses and other rubbish achieves what?

9 hours ago

Yes

I guess because you can't do it in a workplace you are attacking me online. You did try in the supermarket, what a sad state of affairs

9 hours ago

It is certain

My hairs turning grey and falling out like it did when you first started doing this rubbish

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

This type of stuff is unparalleled

9 hours ago

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Everyday is a war, against a cretinous gang desperate to cancel out their bs by doing more of it.

9 hours ago

My reply is no

How do you expect a person to function when they are attacked daily

9 hours ago

My sources say no

Think playing a prat make you protected from the harm you caused me

9 hours ago

Most likely

How FFS fvk off

9 hours ago

My sources say no

Make me cry everyday and have headaches from the stress. You are your recruits.

9 hours ago

Most likely

Always like this when it's time to look at your actions.

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

will i be better by summer? Doubt it, your fvked in the head

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Looking though my personal accounts to use against me and trap me in poverty then say your needs are greater and you need to win

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Is Harry thandi going to message me today? FFS

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You can't hide behind an illness when it comes on to cause me harm and avoid accountability.

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Even that child understood to go away, if you don't then you need devices taken from you are you aren't capable of being a civilised human and cause harm to me

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

You aren't very interesting, I have said I'm not interested and to leave but here you are. Charged up for another day of being a pratt

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

This is you, you are the ADHD child, wanting someone attention all the time by getting into my phone and changing what I typed to your bs

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

There was a girl on my road about 6 maybe 7 she would ride her bike outside the house and shout look at me look at me.

9 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Anyone with an iq above 60 would know that spamming with details you know to someone who wasn't there. Doesn't make the person who wasn't aware or involved the problem

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

So when you try to portray me as the problem, how would I get these names or details that I know nothing about

10 hours ago

It is certain

You fail to understand these are names linked to you. Not to me

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You spam with a Ross and other names when I try to post it

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get a new account at sjb? FFS get lost

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will something happen with Ross? FFS

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

tehteteheeteeteethet ffs

10 hours ago

Most likely

Spamming about a husband then looking at engagement rings. How does that add up. You are married or you aren't. Fcking idiot

10 hours ago

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