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Why can’t I like anything, why do you have to put what you like in my life and I can’t have anything for me

just now

Cannot predict now

Take your gardening stuff and go I hate gardens

just now

It is decidedly so

Why do you keep putting the grey hair ugly creep around me. Just leave me alone bo concept

1 minute ago

You may rely on it

You hide behind a computer like a coward

2 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Why did you force us back here

2 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Why do I have this Pokémon bs fvk off you creep leave me alone

3 minutes ago

It is certain

Why do you put these people in my devices, I didn’t do anything to deserve this.

3 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

I don’t deserve this. Having to live here and deal with any of you, I deserve better

4 minutes ago

Very doubtful

You forced us here and continue to bombard me

5 minutes ago

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We were clear we never wanted to be here.

5 minutes ago

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Why did you do this to us

5 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why are you trapping me here with these fvking local people I want to die having to be around these localpeople

6 minutes ago

Yes

Why the fvk do they keep flying here fvk off you failed me

6 minutes ago

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Why the fvk do they keep flying here fvk off you failed me

6 minutes ago

Without a doubt

You are a sick creep just leave me alone

7 minutes ago

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Am i Alive? Leave me alone fvk off

7 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Everyday some lab bs. Just leave me alone

8 minutes ago

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Why did you keep putting these science and lab rubbish since I left telford

8 minutes ago

Most likely

You forced us here why do you come back to see the distress you cause like a sick joke. Leave me alone

9 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Why don’t they leave me alone, stop flying here go away

10 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why do

10 minutes ago

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Why do you never answer when I ask what will it take to have you leave me alone

20 minutes ago

Very doubtful

You keep spamming me with pictures of robins. Why the fvk all I supposed to know or care, like the croc bs

21 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

What is this Robyn bs about

22 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Then you spam me with some dirty fvking Russian. Fvk off commie

23 minutes ago

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You trapped me here and stopped us leave

23 minutes ago

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I shouldn’t have to tolerate you I deserve better and everyone has failed me

24 minutes ago

Without a doubt

What’s the point when you say you own me, control where I am and still bombard me with your bs

25 minutes ago

Don't count on it

You make me question why I wake up everyday

25 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

is karishma hotter than me? Fvk off leave me alone

26 minutes ago

Outlook good

Why do you do this to me what I have I done to you to deserve this constant attack sveryday

29 minutes ago

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Why don’t you leave me alone, what will it take to be rid of you hounding me everyday

32 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

I don’t deserve this just leave me alone

33 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Just leave me alone

35 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why won’t you leave me alone

35 minutes ago

My reply is no

will dan get a job ? Fvk off leave me alone

35 minutes ago

Yes

You force us back to the people who did this to us and it’s your fault we are trapped here

36 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

We didn’t deserve to suffer here, it’s cruel to force people where they never wanted to be and trap them

37 minutes ago

Yes

We never wanted to be here and you trapped us

39 minutes ago

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We never wanted to be here and you trapped us

39 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

We never ever wanted to come back here you you bragged about stopping my jobs to force us here

39 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Why did you force us back here

40 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

It’s it going to take to be rid of you

41 minutes ago

My reply is no

Take you boconcept and fvk off.

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Talk to him? Fvk off

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

When someone says to leave them alone everyday for years, leave them the fvk alone

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Take your online pharmacy ba and fvk off

4 hours ago

Most likely

And now you still won’t leave me alone

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is that why as my mum was unwell you were sending me death threats the day before in fact and have people fly up there

8 hours ago

Outlook good

And the bordering counties where I used to go like Meole brace

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You stop my posts about the county iron bridge is in

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

What did you do

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I did everything for nothing? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will I hear from Michael again? Fvk off clown

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Should i back off? Fvk off is the correct term

8 hours ago

My sources say no

You have the audacity to say I’m obsessed with you why you are hacking into my device to write it to me

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why for 3 years have science companies appeared as searching for me on linkedln

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why are you obsessed with me? Go away

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

will I lose weight today? Go away. Go ruin someone else’s high holidays

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

wil he come back to me? Leave me alone fi Cscher lab location put as city of London bs

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

5 years of stopping me leave then forcing us back here

10 hours ago

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Is Ellis going to reply to my email? Go away take your fake names and go

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I don’t need to do any of that because I wasn’t the one doing wrong. I don’t come on here asking about drugs

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don’t even know who you are because you recruit random people who then become invested in trying to control my life, where I live, where I work, who can communicate with me.

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

I don’t deserve what you are doing to me, changing what I write invading my life to prevent me live.

10 hours ago

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It’s unacceptable to use my own phone against me when I’m not doing anything illegal, I’m trying to get a legitimate job and earn money instead of being trapped into poverty like you keep trying to make me homeless

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why were you looking in my Spotify when it wasn’t even open

10 hours ago

My reply is no

You tell them* your stories about me before I even turn up for day one.

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

You tell her your stories about me before I even turn up for day one.

10 hours ago

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Why are you telling people where I apply? Me trying to live my life without you spreading malicious lies and stopping me earn money or trying to get me fired wherever I try to work

10 hours ago

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Why are you looking at my job searches and applications

10 hours ago

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My phone is asking to close apps I don’t have open

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

wiswetw?? Leave me alone stop changing what I write

10 hours ago

My sources say no

Why would you need to be looking through my LinkedIn account

10 hours ago

Yes

ive played with beckham giggs young viera campbell ramsey owen gerrard salah?? Leave me alone get out of my phone

10 hours ago

Yes

fegrrgrgwrwwr ?? Leave me alone.

10 hours ago

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Will he contact me again soon ?? Leave me and LinkedIn account alone

10 hours ago

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Lol. If you don’t tell. We will only guess this…

16 hours ago

Very doubtful

Is it inappropriate or a crime?

16 hours ago

My sources say no

What?! What do you mean? Spill it.

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i.....again?

18 hours ago

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Shall i.....again?

18 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i.....again?

18 hours ago

Outlook good

Will Emily tell me she wants another try?

21 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I hope today goes smoothly.

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

G will I have another hot girlfriend?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

G will I have another hot girlfriend?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Fisher again

1 day ago

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G will I have another hot girlfriend?

1 day ago

My sources say no

Thank you for sorting the post. Nothing has arrived opened or torn since

1 day ago

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Will Liz sign the cot3

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will my mam die before she moves to a care home

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will my mam die before she moves to a care home

1 day ago

Most likely

Will my mam die before she moves to a care home

1 day ago

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Will my mam die before she moves to a care home

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will my mam die before she moves to a care home

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will my mam die this October

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will my mam die this October

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will my mam die this October

1 day ago

My sources say no

Will my mam die this October

1 day ago

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Maybe leave me alone as I don't want anything to do with you yet again.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

That's the second time I have to write as the first you removed and replaced with old and it didn't post on here

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Putting spider brooches in my insta feed crashed it

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

The world is scary…

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i? Again?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i? Again?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Will Emmie come back to be with me?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Fvk off temu

2 days ago

Most likely

I dont care, you don't own me.

2 days ago

My reply is no

I don't forgive and I won't forget so fvk off

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

I don't need to ask your permission to live I just sit and collect data that you are clumsy about and it's your own fault

2 days ago

Without a doubt

It has nothing and no one. Not a single person here worth staying for or even coming back to.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

What do you think this place has to offer me or why is it so important that I'm forced to stay here?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Yet you follow me and stalk me. Everyday

2 days ago

Yes

Is this why you stop my jobs because they aren't in the place you decided I should live

2 days ago

It is certain

v ? Nothing to offer like always

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I Jack the bean stalk ? Fvk off

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

my boyfriend and i are gonna get married this year 2018 ? Spaz

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

How do you think it will work when I'm not staying here?

2 days ago

Most likely

Guantanamo seems nicer than this. At least they are left alone for 5 minutes

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Why would I stay a place I don't want to be and don't have a single person

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

I'm leaving and no matter how much you try, it won't ever work. You are nothing to me and never will be. Fvk off

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

You don't deserve a job when you hack my phone fvk off

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get fired this year? I fvking hope you fvk off

2 days ago

Don't count on it

So paranoid you watch me. Fvk off

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

So eager to trap me here yet forget all the things I pull up

2 days ago

Very doubtful

gggdb?? Fvk off cvnt.

2 days ago

It is certain

This is me being kind as well so fvk off cvnt.

2 days ago

Most likely

Force someone else t live the life you decide for them because I won't do it. Fvk you cvnt

2 days ago

My reply is no

It's not a manipulation tactic, it's the truth. Forced me here then followed me. Fvk off.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why is investment Norwich appearing in my account when I will kill myself before staying in a place I never wanted to be but you force me.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Me Gaby is outta here for now. It's 08:46 in the morning and I don't want to stress myself out with you.

2 days ago

Yes

Let’s wrap this up. I will keep accessing this website from Brazil and there’s nothing you can do about it.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Believe whatever you want. My consciousness is clean.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

I don't need to come on here you are desperate to talk to me and find out what I know, I don't care about you.

2 days ago

My reply is no

I heard it involves mathematics, a lot of code, etc. I am a person who is more from the humanities field.

2 days ago

Most likely

I don't believe you are legitimate or have anything to offer than being a nosey good for nothing pain who is obsessed

2 days ago

Yes

How could I know how to hack if I never get interested in programming, etc? I am not your hacker.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

I am not a hacker. I don’t have this power of doing those things you said. I am not your person.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Since then I have only been traveling inside my own country Brazil, which is pretty big.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Same way you didn't need to put guns in my insta feed. I'm not interested in these action men with tattoos and guns

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

I am not your person. In 2019 I was in Florida to visit Disneyland and buy things cuz in the US are way cheaper.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

But I live in Brazil and haven’t been abroad since 2019 that it was when I traveled to Florida.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

You didn't need to write on here about today about my posts but you did.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

I guess you won't be able to do this when I move overseas. That's why you stop me.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Who is this guy Pierluigi Collina?

2 days ago

It is certain

Pi j what is that?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Bit like Pierluigi Collina look a like.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Ok, if this madness is going to end now. Fine by me. You are weird.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

You act like a pi j

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Whatever DARLING

2 days ago

Outlook good

Suit yourself. I am not your darling. I am not lesbian.

2 days ago

Outlook good

I don't have an MBA or even a college degree. I only have a high school diploma from 2011. So, I am not your person.

2 days ago

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Of course DARLING. Of course.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Always the same bs. How about fvk off, you are rubbish at your bs

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shut up, I’m not kidding. And it isn’t because I am a Brazilian woman that I am ignorant. I studied English for years. I am 34 years old.

2 days ago

Yes

What's this MBA you didn't want published on here when you changed twice my screen

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Kind of blows your cover

2 days ago

Without a doubt

You forgot to post it publicly and not privately to me

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Ok, enough is enough. You clearly have problems. And I won’t go crazy along with you.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Sloppy, I'm in Brazil, don't know English. Oops exposed

2 days ago

Very doubtful

darling one of your relatives was mad im not ? Who the fvk are you talking to

2 days ago

It is certain

I am not your father, a police officer, etc. I told you. If I could share my ID you would know it is from Brasilia, Brazil. I am Gaby.

2 days ago

My reply is no

momma was a demon dicsuss ? Fvk off

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

People who access this site besides me. Let this crazy person say these absurdities alone. They aren’t out of their minds.

2 days ago

Outlook good

Take your lies, my bio dad and fvk off

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

See? Now, you think someone is also altering what you write. Before it was stalking you, avoiding your applications, etc. Now your paranoia has gotten worse.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

It doesn't matter what guys I have around me,, it will never be you.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

You play the same games yet no helicopters come to visit you. Fvk off. Leave me alone. Fvking troll

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Go back to your older women and sports car obssession

2 days ago

My reply is no

You aren't worth my time. Fvk off j

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will my painting arrive next week? ?? Fvk off clown

2 days ago

Ask again later

Either way, it doesn't work to dialogue with you. Since 2023 this site became your paranoic journal.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I'm not fawning over any man and was exposing your car finance ads

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Does he still love me ? Changing what I write to this.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are strange and accuse me of stalking,etc. I don't have anything to do with you.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

You are confusing me with someone else.

2 days ago

Yes

If I was wrong why did my camera word after I come on here, within minutes

2 days ago

Very doubtful

You just fish around like a pi

2 days ago

Without a doubt

I see your friends when you go into my Instagram.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Always with Jermyn ads when you try to talk to me, it's a pattern

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

No, you are wrong. I am not a character. I am Gabriela Dutra Santos, but my nickname is Gaby. I am 34 years old, I live in Brasilia and right now is 08:15.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I'm not your friend, leave me alone

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Suddenly I have some Harvey show in my feed when you appear on here every time.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I not buying your sht, never have and never will so leave me alone. Take your bs and go. You didn't even know the name of this guy you obsessed over h.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I used to use www.ask8ball.net, but for some unknown reason they deleted it.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Yoy forget which character you play and change what I write to your other characters

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

I need to vent. I am not following you. I remember I googled on 2023 magic 8 ball websites and this one were among the results.

2 days ago

My reply is no

You rant. So I come here to vent.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I am not a hacker. What is the big deal of a brazilian using an english website?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

As always since 2023/2024 you accuse or blame me of things I haven't done.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Sometimes I just read what people write on here this site and others I answer, but I am not your person.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

I am not obsessed with a guy and I don't play a character. I am Gaby from Brazil and I have the same right of accessing this site from Brazil as you have.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Do you see how wrong you are with your gang.

2 days ago

Yes

How much longer are you going to prevent me living my life and forcing me to places I never wanted to be and trapping me?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Forced us back here but it’s never enough

2 days ago

Most likely

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