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Who wears 12-14

45 minutes ago

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What does that mean

48 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Hmm, uh-huh.

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will these people go to prison for this

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will these people go to prison for this

4 hours ago

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Will these people go to prison for this

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will these people go to prison for this

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Maybe that stair lift should be taken off of you so you know what it's like to be trapped. You trapped my disabled mum and I last year so we couldn't leave

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Pathetic stannah spammer pathetic.

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Bet you won't answer this just change to some pathetic bs

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

How much longer are you going to trap me in poverty for and prevent me leaving

4 hours ago

My sources say no

You just do more harm to me and play you pathetic games

4 hours ago

My reply is no

You never apologise or make right what you have done

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Is Jordan seeing someone? Fvk off

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will this work withie fvk off

4 hours ago

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All you care about is yourself and what you can get out of any situation even when it means hounding me and making me homeless through your actions

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take your luxury affordable blind ads and go fvk yourself

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Can't answer me you fvking coward can you

4 hours ago

Outlook good

All while you spam me with your sht

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

How many companies have you told not to hire me and how many lies have you spread about me

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

What's your fvking plan, how much longer are you preventing me from living

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

You stopped me for months and yet you are happy to earn money yourself and even brag about bonuses every year

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Are you going to pay to fix my car before the end of the year as you stop my jobs and came on here with your g bs

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

You are more than happy to stop me working and paying to heat this house myself

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Are you going to pay for heating this winter?

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Stop preventing me getting a job

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Back with the stannah list again

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Every time I come on here and ask a random ball of probability if I will get a job in London Aviva ads flickers and it says no

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

Go get a C's job and leave me alone. See how you like it I'm not doing iti would rather be in Guantanamo than deal with a fvking customer

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Never bothered to actually know me, you had a preconception and ran with it. Made it up as you went along.

7 hours ago

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Even said you can't understand me because you decided who I was from day one.

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Been pregnant for over two years straight. You are mental

7 hours ago

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Will my baby come in next 3 days? Fvk off

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

If it's good enough to forced me how about you do it. Thought not

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is this I know her then turns out you don't when you lied and made decisions on someone else's life who has to do the sht job

7 hours ago

My reply is no

You don't know me or you wouldn't do that to me. You deal with those idiots everyday I'm not going to

7 hours ago

My sources say no

All to get your bent friend off

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Because you aren't the one having to do that sht and deal with fvking people

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Stop preventing my jobs and trying to force me into some c s

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

how on earth did edward surive without wally? Get lost

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming with pension annuity rates because you heard me on the radio shows how little you know about me. You know nothing about finance, nothing about the industry and nothing about me so you play these stupid games.

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Get out of my phone, your hacking messes with my ability to use it properly including writing or using a touch screen.

7 hours ago

Outlook good

If you can't be trusted to have like a human then maybe you shouldn't be allowed near electronic devices

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

They don't whip out of medical certificate every time you are told to leave me alone.

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Fyi some ex sas have ADHD and they don't do this. It's not part of it so don't hind your repeated actions as an excuse of a illness that doesn't make do you this.

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You said at some point you have ADHD and that means you can do this to me

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Probably are disabled or know someone disabled because you spam with it. Spam about being g a y or disabled physically or said you had ADHD thinking it makes you excused while continuing doing the same thing every day

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

And your play different protective characteristics believing it means your childish spamming is protected

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I believe you are a man

7 hours ago

My reply is no

When you put children's clothes, do you believe you are a child. Is that why you look at the clothes Although you spam me that you are pregnant.

7 hours ago

Yes

Are you a dei hire

7 hours ago

Outlook good

tetheeehhhhteet stop changing my words to this

7 hours ago

It is certain

Spamming me with things from 2015, 2013 do you have dementia or are you saying you have done this since then

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

will i attebd job interviews nov 2015? Stop changing my words to this rubbish

7 hours ago

Most likely

What does spamming me with transport police do though? If you think I have police around me it makes me wonder why you do this in front of them.

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I guess those applications will go nowhere as you have come on here to announce like you do when you mess them up.

8 hours ago

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Am I supposed to be scared when you spam me with mi5/6 You are the one hacking me and spamming with baby or childrens thing.

8 hours ago

It is certain

Spam me on here or another app knowing I can only respond publicly

8 hours ago

It is certain

Is that why you record every conversation you have where you orchestrate a reaction so you look like you aren’t causing it.

8 hours ago

Most likely

That’s why you do it, to upset me so I swear then you can use it against me.

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

It’s beyond frustrating when I say to leave me alone every single day and you don’t.

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Now with the Stannah lifts

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Just leave me alone, you purposely came on here to post because I received a confirmation email. You do it near the time they arrive. It’s intentional that you want me to know you are seeing them like you did in telford

8 hours ago

Most likely

Stop spamming me with mi5/6 ads like you did two years ago and British transport police. I really don’t care for your games.

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

All clear insurance. Get lost.

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Always with some insurance rubbish last year it was Axa all the time.

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Five out reading my emails you looked within 10 minutes of me receiving them and now spam with childrens clothes like I had in 2024

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have the success?

9 hours ago

Outlook good

G will I have the success?

9 hours ago

Yes

Get your insurance bs out. I hate the industry

9 hours ago

Outlook not so good

It's actually grotesque and I don't like you being around me but I have no choice because you hack my phone and I can't afford to stop it. You make sure of that

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Not a single decent person I have ever met has been that obsessed with money. It pays the bills and can do things for people. You are like a greedy monster obsessed with money everyday

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You are sick

12 hours ago

Yes

You are aick

12 hours ago

Outlook good

Spamming me about becoming homeless then also bragging you are stopping my jobs because they are all too good for me.

12 hours ago

Most likely

Coming on here to change my words this year to going on about money and being a millionaire everyday since I went to London this year is sickening. No a single wealthy person I'm aware of has every looked at their money everyday. Only people who are in something for the wrong reasons

12 hours ago

My sources say no

Every place since where they do stuff they all see the money signs and become greedy. No creed, no morals, no decency

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

You probably say I didn't know this I didn't know that but you did it anyway. You hounded me and we're aware in one form or another about the history because you reference other places before.

12 hours ago

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Then you start blaming eachother when you all did the same thing and try to avoid the consequences of it.

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

You all sqeal and squirm but you still do it. Hak my phone follow me online everywhere I go, try to talk to me and change my words. Yet all you do is look at me and point a finger

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you spam and come after me when your actions are looked at. You throw the kitchen sink at me. Yet you forget all the things you have done to me over the last however many years

12 hours ago

My reply is no

What do you believe in when all you care about is money.

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I wouldnt even call it being ruthless because it requires some skill other than self creed.

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Then again they were quoting conversations I had at home

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spending all day talking about wanting to be a millionaire bit like spamming me on here

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I haven't come across anyone this obsessed with money since my last boss. In all the finance companies the creed without skill or the genuine interest in the subject was genuinely off the charts

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You are a sicko leave me alone

12 hours ago

My sources say no

Will i meet my own catwoman and her latex catsuit? Fvk off you sicko

12 hours ago

Most likely

Also claimed I was highly sensitive at the time and started to label as me it. Don't put words in my mouth and don't make up sht

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do you only allow admin jobs which I made clear I never wanted when they tried t talk me I to that crap two years ago

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Every single time I came on here and asked if I would get out of here soon it always said no if I mentioned london

12 hours ago

Ask again later

Why did you stop my jobs and say it was because they are too good for me last year. Every single jobs I applied for came with a pathetic excuse

12 hours ago

Outlook good

Everyday you spam with this Katherine name and different people

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Reactive abuser

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You change my words to get a reaction then claim I'mnot stable

12 hours ago

Most likely

Is Phil Armstrong going to kiss Katherine Umayam the next time he sees her ? Fvking off with these same names

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You are obsessed with money and how you can get it. Be a decent person and leave me alone.

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

You changed what I write

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will I become financially rich in less than two weeks from today? Fvk off gold digger

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why do I have to put up with this everyday.

22 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spamming me I can't have a job I applied for minutes earlier when you change what I write because it's too good for me and it's something I had previously done

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Living in groundhog day get out

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

It's always the same. Don't like the people that turn up, don't like it a guy gives me attention and need to compete. Usually decades older for some reason. W t f

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Always some bs about how I'm ugly or how you always need to be better in one way or another. I don't know you stop competing with me in my own phone.

23 hours ago

Yes

Leave me alone

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I haven't lied. Yet when I expose it you always call me fat or that I'm a liar

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

are you lying? Lave me alone

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I'm sick of your names, sick of the dating. Sick of your money obsession and how you keep spamming about the poorest rich people in vulgar

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why didn't I receive an acknowledgement email today. It's an automated system.

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I'm not asking you for a job I've seen what they are like. I don't want you messing with my life. That's different.

23 hours ago

Most likely

Leave me alone and stop preventing me get a job u less it's a shtshow

23 hours ago

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You spam with random names. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

23 hours ago

Most likely

Take you made up names. Take your corrupt people and leave me alone

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't manipulate you, you twist the narrative and I don't want anything from you. Just leave me alone.

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Next you will try to twist this that I'm trying to manipulate as you do every time I try to explain what you have done isn't acceptable

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You write it because you think it will upset me like you asked what my phobias are. No nice person would ask that only a sinister person planning to cause harm.

23 hours ago

Outlook good

Yet writing this you spam about some cloud or being up the duff. Gain why would I need to know.

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You decided I wasn't good enough in my natural state so try to erase me and replace it with a version you create

23 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't care if you are a Christian, g a y or anything else. I shouldn't know. That's the point. Every aspect of my life you try to erase and write over. Forcing things on me to try to erase my natural tastes and abilities

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why is it impossible to leave me alone and leave your stuff in your device and stop overwriting my life

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Don't put you stuff in my phone, take your mechanic bas as well that's the latest along with football

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spam with Shtty sourdough bread and blueberries because you know I don't like them. The same with other foods, animals, hobbies and anything else you can think of.

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do you sht on me then get upset when I mention it.

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Back with the stannah bs

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Then you spent weeks spamming with psychology videos about gaslighting someone into thinking something was there idea when I complained about being forced into something

23 hours ago

My sources say no

Bragged you deleted my job prospects that you knew I wanted because you didn't want me to leave where I was forces

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You literally wait to hear what I don't want to do and then look for the worst version of it to force on me.

23 hours ago

Ask again later

Never have I come across such controlling oppressive individuals who have dictated someone else's career based on their own insecurities and need to punish them

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does London need to be evacuated because only two people can live their and no one else

23 hours ago

Ask again later

Why do you say I can't live or work in London because it's for the two of you whoever you are I don't give a sht

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why did you make the stupid excuse I ask for too much money when it's below minimum wage

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Belittle me when I try to go for a job I like, criticise my abilities, ambition my body and looks while preventing me on everything in my life

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Cant let me decide my own life, have to control it despite knowing what you are forcing on me is everything against my wishes

23 hours ago

Most likely

Cant let me decide my own life, have to control it despite knowing what you are forcing on me is everything against my woshes

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Can't ever allow me t have a career or a job that's not sht

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Changing my words to prevent me posting and exposing you.

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Take your Aviva ads and get out of my phone

23 hours ago

It is certain

Is that what today has been about

23 hours ago

Yes

Always a step back until their isn't one and try to go further back in my life until I kill myself

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Always some admin sht despite me repeatedly saying I don't ever want to removing everything else

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Purpose trying to force me into jobs that are not me then blaming me when it blows up in your face

23 hours ago

Ask again later

It's all about oppression. Text Gemma she will be happy

24 hours ago

My sources say no

What about Gemma? She needs to know aswell

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Changing my words to should I text nick.

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Ads not apps

24 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Forcing lesbians dating apps in my phone is you not me

24 hours ago

Ask again later

Stop changing what I write.

24 hours ago

My reply is no

You put Korea women dating ads. I don't care. You never put handsome finance guys or mensch in my phone.

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is that why you become excited and do more when I say it's distressing.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

So they are the ultimate beneficiary of your actions and you get a financial kickback in your plan that you spam me with.

1 day ago

Outlook good

For months for spammed with a videos that you are a poor puppet for rich people because they won't get anything if they sue you but you also spam you will get money if they overthrow it so you do it

1 day ago

Outlook good

Everything you do to me at the moment you did last year as well. Are you planning on doing this next year as well. How many years are you going to do it.

1 day ago

Ask again later

It's theatre and on purpose so I know you hack me and you want me to know. Same with changing my words you wantme to know.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are back doing the same things of calling people my colleagues while stopping my jobs and spamming with dell like you did last year before and after every weekly job meeting

1 day ago

You may rely on it

It's like I live in a world where I'm the only one who thinks it's fvked up

1 day ago

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You hacked my emails so I kept making news ones, same with Instagram then changed my account handle to spongebobrageface . Everything is designed for a reaction.

1 day ago

Yes

I don't want to be anything like you and I fear you longer you hack me the worse I become. I needed to work on looking at you and making sure I'm nothing like that as it's not who I was before you did this and it's not who I want to end up being

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

I'm ashamed of how I don't walk away when you play your games, how I have a meltdown and how you relish in it all then try to claim the victim hood in the situation you orchestrate

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Get back to being a person I can be proud of and away from you

1 day ago

My sources say no

You bring me down. I don't like myself and I don't like being manipulated and wound up. I need to work on myself and get away from your toxic games.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I'm a better person with a will to live when you are away from me. Yet you won't let me be free of you.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

I hate you being in my phone, you make me sick.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Hopefully I will be away from you as well soon. Fet up of you spamming with Israel and how to make Aliyah. It's not up to you so fvk off it's annoying like everything you have done to me

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You have done this for multiple years, even in offices find out who she knows, follow her around in office, out of offices. Tap the phone, emails everything yet no one wants to talk to you.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

If any one ever wanted to speak to you. They would have taken a hint. You only talk to me because you hack me.i don't want you either

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Will I find Dom? No. You wont

1 day ago

Outlook good

Removing my words in my phone multiple times to wind me up before allowing it through

1 day ago

My sources say no

Leave me alone. I'm sick of dealing with a s.talker and your recruits. Spamming with anything you think is triggering

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

That's what you change my words to when I call out your Aviva ads

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

A double stranded portion of DNA consists of a total of 564 nucleotides, 135 of which are adenine. If the coding strand contains 75 adenosine residues, then all of the following must be true EXCEPT: * 1 point The non-coding strand contains 75 thymidine nucleotides . The sum of the guanosine and cytidine nucleotides in the sense strand is 147. Half of the base pairs in the coding region are adenosine and thymidine nucleotides . The sum of the adenosine and guanosine nucleotides equals the sum of the thymidine and cytidine nucleotides .ju

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

It's the second time I wrote it because you changed it to your bs

1 day ago

Ask again later

Why do you still try to communicate with me despite being told to leave me alone daily

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force me here then force yourself in my devices

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

If you gossip to me you will gossip about me. Not interested and don't respect it

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Gossip to someone who respects you

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Is Phil Armstrong going to tell his girlfriend that he cheated on her ? Why do I care

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Fvk it I don't care just get lost

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Why are you here.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I hate being horrible but being nice got me nowhere you are still here

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Bo concept fvk off.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Bo concept

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Nothing like a panic meeting of the local drug lords because they don't trust their phones.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

It funny how I mention the car photograph and so many cars driving around in circles while I walked my dog stinking of weed.

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do you also put navy or army ads when it's never them

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Lot of furniture moving next door

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Who is this hertz creep with their 5/6 ads since the map incident in 24

1 day ago

Most likely

Gammy foot wife said he was off work with poor feet yet spent every weekend walking the entire coastal perimeter of Kent coast line

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Walking shoes for elderly with poor balance

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Knit shop

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Back with your old man shoes ready to fvk my life up further.

1 day ago

It is certain

Why do you put Simon sinek freak in my feed for a reaction.

1 day ago

Yes

Do you see why I'm mad yet. Because you cancel my actual jobs and forced me into some bs third rate things that's not where I wanted to go or the job I wanted to do

1 day ago

Outlook good

Couldn't even do the course this summer as you purposely forgot to pay me on time.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

I started at that company when I was 27 to learn investments and get back to London. In going to be 33 next month and I still have you every single day hounding me with your pathetic immature bs

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

so are you a six ?

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

I had plans to complete investment exams and get to where I want to be but I stead I have spend everyday for years fighting your hounding to survive. You trap me in poverty by stopping my jobs and not enabling me to complete courses had to run around the country to get away from you and you forced us here.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

O.o

1 day ago

Without a doubt

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