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Recent questions

We’re cool with that. This site is for everyone. However, let’s keep the respect, etc always.

21 minutes ago

Yes

Sorry to anyone not playing stupid games and stopping me.

39 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

O.o

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

You are a stain on my life and need to fvk off out of haking my phone

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Take you stannah stair lifts and fvk off with your keratin hair sht

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I hope the guy doesn't ever go to Starbucks or you would probably blow the place up for talking to a stranger

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Before you turned up and injected yourself into my business I used to have sympathy for people but since you. I don't care about anymore anymore. I cared about my mum but now she's not with me. Fvk everyone else. You forced us here knowing we didn't want to ever return. You don't deserve a nice version of me

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why else have you listened to my private phone calls with my mother's for years then tried to include a woe is me card at every turn when you aren't even part of the phone call, a topic or exist other than by hounding me to make yourself relevant in my life

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I think I've sussed it. You wheel out the Ive got cancer that only shows up when I'm called out on stopping someone else live their life because I'm insecure and pathetic card

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

How me offering a stranger a coffee would cause you to die as a direct consequence of listening into my phone calls two and a half years ago is baffling

5 hours ago

It is certain

Why do you still spam with cremations three years later. I thought you said you were dying and your children will be without a parent because I offered a guy in a helicopter a coffee

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Still my phone clicking on whatever when I'm not because you hak it. Yet you think I'm the one with the problem not you being a pos

5 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Hahahahahaha wow erasing my words for you to write that where sbs when I need them. They like giving stupid prizes to people who play stupid games

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

Hideous ugly freak. I don't know which one you are but luckily I've seen you all and can confirm my description is correct

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

You erased my words and replace them with your disgusting self. Dont fvking turn up in my phone. Fvk off

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I hope you suffer like you make me suffer. Hopefully some deranged ugly creep will s.talk you for years and not leave you alone then you will start to see what I have to put up with

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

You forced me here against my will and I have told you that since yet you still stop my jobs unless you have some fvking insider ready to carry on your bs. Fvk off cvnt

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

D s s f w h t m I m fvck off

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

Hideous fvking locals

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Just fvk off. Sick of this fireman bs. I don

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just fvk off. Sick of this foreman bs. I don't care about any fvking emergency service twit all ugly.

6 hours ago

My reply is no

What part of fvk off are you struggling with. You are not attractive, you are forcing yourself in my phone. You are a disgusting fcking creep

6 hours ago

My sources say no

Take you Nordic spirit and your ceiling or light store and Fvk.off. I don't want a fvking builder in my life freak

6 hours ago

My sources say no

I told you they were corrupt while in Kent. Yet you didn't listen

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

Khwo much longer as I going to be trapped here around these horrendous fvking people

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Hopkins homes and recliner chairs. Fvk off with your ads as well as your starling bs for the last 23 months

6 hours ago

Most likely

Hmm, ok.

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Like being surrounded by cavemen. All stupid backwards and think haking someone's phone to bother them is how you date someone.

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Demented inbreds

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Trapping me here around these local twits.

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

I would talk to every guy that wasn't you. Fvk off

7 hours ago

Most likely

is my wife talking to anorther guy? If I was your wife I would talk to another guy

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will he feel bad about how he’s treated me recently? Fv off

7 hours ago

It is certain

I shouldn't have to live like this and be followed workplace to workplace around the country by a sicko like you always forcing me back to Norfolk where you have control

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

What happened to spamming about your cancer.

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You planning on continuing to hound me another 10 years is that what erasing my words was about. Sick ugly cvnt. Erasing my words to replace them for a reason.

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Spamming this morning with army call signs. Fvk off

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why were you spamming on the other site about sbs Thursday and Porsches yesterday. I'm sick of you being obsessed with anything surrounding me when you are the problem.

7 hours ago

My sources say no

But what kind of person does that to someone they can't even show their face to

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You spam me and put rats in my car and through the letter box of my mum's house

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Along with your AJ ads and the rest of your honking self

7 hours ago

Yes

Take your shtty fisher investment ads and fvk off.

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

You do this so I react them try to use it against me.

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You have caused me distress and upset every time you show up to hound me. You are a cancer of a person

7 hours ago

Yes

How much longer until you realise you are nothing and never will be. No matter how much spamming you and haking you will never be wanted

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Erasing my words like an obsessed cretin s.talkong me around the country and forcing me here against my will.

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Destroyed my career and still won't leave me alone fvk off

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

You have taken a years of my life

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Must be something good to happily take on your actions and repay them all to get at me

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What do you tell you pathetic little recruits for them to always have jealousy towards me and do your bidding

7 hours ago

It is certain

Taken years of my life and trapped me here against my will

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You have hounded me for years and ruined my career

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Does he know i am right? Fvk off

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

--- ---- -- -- -----? W t f get lost

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Erasing my words to go on about yourself

7 hours ago

My sources say no

should I try to save my marriage fvk off cvnt

7 hours ago

Yes

will the new job last 10 years or more? Fvk off leave me alone. You have wasted years of my life with your haking and h a r a s s m ent

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

I had a good day yesterday because I was back where I wanted to be around people I liked. Today I'm stuck with this fvking idiot

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Just fvk off erasing my words and get lost. I fvking had enough of your stupid games every day

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Yes or no ? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

You act like you are superior because you view my phone and emails without my consent.

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Erasing my words for your tupid nonsense all the time.

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Would I weigh 500 lbs I don't give a fvk. Fvk off

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Spamming on here yesterday with your lost bs because I was using Google maps and then my phone died because you drain it from haking. Everything for years has been linked to real time activities. Spamming on here about jobs within minutes of receiving job emails or spamming with other things

9 hours ago

Ask again later

Not going to call me crazy or spam me with doctors ads. Run away predator

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Maybe that's why you are spamming me with theatre bs, so you can look at women in lycra. Sicko

9 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Imagine how mortifying it will be for your children to know what kind of man you are. Your wife will be teaching them to stay away from people like you not knowing she married one

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

Repulsive disgusting creep go play with your children instead of h a r a s s I n g me sicko

9 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You don't have anything going for you. At least the gold-diggers wanted something from him. I don't want to be on the same timezone as you

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Taking tips of Jensen haung at being a creepy old cheat.

9 hours ago

Don't count on it

You erase my words and replace with a wink face. Fvking disgusting. Hope you wife knows what a creep you are

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

L o w e s t o f. T

9 hours ago

Outlook not so good

does he really tho ? Fvk off erasing my works one trick pony

9 hours ago

It is certain

Why did you erase my words to say did I start hear the voices at 14. Is that your angle now, still trying the crazy card or is it the latest excuse it's not me it's the voices along with the shtty musical theatre obsession and blaming the wife

9 hours ago

My reply is no

You started spamming me with workmen #vomit when I left lloyds along with your drugs

9 hours ago

Outlook good

You do it every week before service

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

You are so dumb. Spamming me with thinks I don't look for and don't want them acting like a demented cretin when I call you out on it

9 hours ago

Outlook good

Spamming me with storage places for Norwich when I never wanted to be here yet you stopped my jobs and bragged about it.

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

m moeelslslslsls my models mmmm######################################################################################### wow so smart

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Does anything go on in your brain that doesn't involve spamming me with my life everyday like a spaz

9 hours ago

Outlook good

Spamming me with Aviva ads as well now. Well done.

9 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are still spamming me with your mechanics bs and gravel. Just fvk off.

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

You were doing this bs in 2021 that's how fvked up you are expecting me to accept your sht

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You tried to stop me leave this place four plus years ago and at every company been obsessed with wanting to know when I will travel back even if for a weekend or a day. You forced me here through hacking, conspiring and ruining my reputation now stop my jobs to prevent me leave.

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Spamming my account feeds with p e n I s e s or inappropriate immature games. It's sickening

10 hours ago

Outlook good

The theme of you watching what website I visit then spamming it with your inappropriate immature bs has happened on three plus websites. The more I visit a website the more you spam it. Then you do more and spam with inappropriate bs.

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

Quit using the acronym website to translate things that don't exists from call signs. Every website I visit you then flood it with your bs. Get the fvk out of my life

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Read the fcking room and get out of my life

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I'm sick of your Currys ads and your wah wah wah bs while sitting in a warm house and a working bathroom fvk off

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

I block accounts in the same way I block ads but the screen flickers and your ugly sht turns up then you whine how hard your life is at me while you forced me into poverty and stop my ability to earn anymore and better myself

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do you put unattractive men in my feed and the same accounts on repeat. Everything you do bothers me. You project at me instead of leaving me alone to decide for myself be abuse you need to control everything fvk off

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Yet in your fvked up head, you aren't the problem and that's not entrapment

10 hours ago

It is certain

Now you have the reaction you want you will message someone asking if it's enough to use like you did last year when you upset my mum and i

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Go spam someone else with Heli call signs instead of using every website I visit to try and figure out who I know or how I communicate. This has been going on for years fvk off. You are a freak leave me alone.

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

am I heteros-e-x-u-a-l? Fvk off you are the problem

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

You forced me here against my will ands top me getting a job before abuse then I will get the fvk away from a sick creep like you.

10 hours ago

It is certain

If you didn't follow me around the internet from website to website spamming me then I wouldn't have a problem. Look in the mirror and fvk off haking my phone.

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You always have an angle, looking at others who are in the right while spamming me trying to make me in the wrong. You are the problem take your star link ads for years and fvk off

10 hours ago

It is certain

I take screen shots of your fcking ads you spam me with and I also see you have seen searching call signs on acronym search while you spam me for a reaction.fck off

10 hours ago

Most likely

Big pay rise?

10 hours ago

It is certain

Never met a Jewish builder. Never found workmen attractive. Fvk off

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You are causing me distress and yet you try to blame me for your spamming and haking my devices. Fvk off with your daily dose of builder sht.

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

You spammed with Shtty new build houses wherever I have lived around the country for years while you spam with your temu sht. Leave me the fvk alone.my life has nothing to do with you. Horrible creep fvk off with your hideous Lego houses

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Leave me alone

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

will it be good ? Fvk off

11 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer are you going to stop me getting a jobs dn leave this place while spamming me with Easton surveyors and Norfolk sht everyday. I'm not searching what is appearing you are and it's coming in when you hak. Leave me the fvk alone.two years of asking the same thing and you still won't leave me alone

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why are you spamming me with ads for me talking health instead of leaving me alone. You are the problem trying to dress up as a solution. You forced me here then spam me daily. Stop my jobs to prevent me leave then spam me about the trauma in the place you forced me

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shows what type of person you are, using someone's trauma to spam them then trying to use their reaction as evidence against them

13 hours ago

Ask again later

Bit like spamming with your insurance because they repeated similar comments about my body as I heard the year prior

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Are you going to try and have me arrested because I refuse to live in this Stockholm syndrome situation you are trying to force upon me.

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Back with your painting sht as well. I didn't want it last year either. You spammed that you would paint or draw women names in companies I worked at then this year spammed I had my chance and moved onto someone else yet you still aren't wanted by me and still won't leave me alone

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Every single day you spam me with happy birthday for the last week because you saw my Harrods email. You don't know me or you would know when my birthday is. Get out of my emails and leave me alone

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Every time you turn up and I asked you to leave me alone you spam with arrest or change my words to say you will send a letter or get me into trouble. Two years of constantly living in fear of your hounding and what you will do to me if I don't accept you

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Mum said to ignore you when you kept spamming my phone with videos of the socks you get in a mental hospitals and all the other videos. You are a horrible horrible person who focused on what would inflict the most distress and ran with it.

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't know why you constantly spam me with videos of arrest, last year it was all about mental hospitals every time I asked you to leave us alone

13 hours ago

My sources say no

Even when my mum said it's not fun having to live like this and she wanted to get out of here you didn't stop. You carried on haking my phone and stopping me

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

If I give up and kill myself who are you going to lame then because you see no fault in your actions and the impact your intrusion has on the people you hound

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

All be abuse you were upsetting us daily and still doing it to me today

13 hours ago

Yes

You were constantly trying to label me as crazy while haking my phone and hounding me.

13 hours ago

My sources say no

You were a horrible narcissist who was constantly playing a game of if you dont accept me then I will punish you knowing mum and I were desperate to leave you spammed you were stopping us

13 hours ago

My sources say no

Finding out what would upset us most and spamming us with it then trying to use my reaction against me

13 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You were a horrible negative person last year stopping me and bragging. Brought so much stress to our lives everyday

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Why does this balsam creature with their Easton surveyors still turn up when they upset mum and I and we asked for them to leave us alone all of last year

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Why did they turn up everyday last year being horrible and forcing themselves in our lives and still turn up being as a s s today

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why the fvk is this balsam still in my phone. Absolute a s s to mum and I last year stopping me everyday they hak

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

“So if you're lost and on your own You can never surrender And if your path won't lead you home You can never surrender And when the night is cold and dark You can see, you can see light 'Cause no one can take away your right To fight and to never surrender With a little perseverance You can get things done Without the blind adherence That has conquered some”

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

"Here's where the story ends Ooh, here's where the story ends … It's that little souvenir of a terrible year Which makes my eyes feel sore Oh, I never should have said the books that you read Were all I loved you for It's that little souvenir of a terrible year Which makes me wonder why It's the memories of your shed that make me turn red Surprise, surprise, surprise"

1 day ago

Outlook good

But thank you for the comparison. You compared me to a famous person. Among many people, etc that is nice.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

I am a foreigner who happens to write texts, etc in English cuz I like to share with an international audience.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

No, mine. I created. I am not an English speaker, but I risk speaking English.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Is that a Kamala Harris quote

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

To live is to take risks and uncertainties that can keep us uncertain or not.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Our certainties aren’t always certain. We are surrounded by uncertainties that may incline or not to certainties.

2 days ago

My reply is no

Nothing lasts forever.

2 days ago

Most likely

Hmm, ok.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

My reply is no

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Out on the water ?

2 days ago

Yes

I don’t know if I should go back and look for a different job

2 days ago

Ask again later

I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I have a question for you about the car

2 days ago

Don't count on it

She told me do you Gemma she said this me so is this true and does everyone know ?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

No it is Olivia

2 days ago

Ask again later

Should I give it up to Lauren

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Moan Moan moan

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Complete waste of time to be the problem and act like a solution

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why did you put Pinterest ads in my phone while I was in Kent and in the last 20 minutes again. As well as your builder videos. FFS you spam about therapy but you are a problem to someone who says they want to be left alone.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

O.o

2 days ago

My reply is no

You do it for years purely for the reaction yet deny it's reactive abuse to trigger a response

2 days ago

Most likely

I guess the only explanation is the same bs of she's so mean. Always removing your actions to focus on my reaction.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

It's obvious you are mentally handicapped because you spam me with the same things that you know I don't want and expect a didn't outcome. Why else would you spam someone who finds you revolting

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

wil the thai prince be kidnapped before the wedding#kinkyedgeromanticism??q"v fvking twit

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Maybe stop being a disgusting control freak s talker and fvk off. Not a single person in insurance I've met has a life or job I want. D

2 days ago

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Why do you spam with insurance, land for sale and octopus energy. What's the fvking point day in day out. I don't want any of it yet your ego is so far up your own backside you decided it what my life should be.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Take your land for sale and fvk off. You play the same record I don't want bit like yourself. Acting like you are a prize while being a creepy slime ball hounding me.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Imagine if you were spammed by creepy men all the time who won't leave you alone for years then try to use anything as an excuse to stay around. Disgusting old creep fvk off

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

You spam me with stuff I don't want like yourself and then your ego can't take it. You make stuff up I never said and ran with it. I don't like you. Fvk off

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

You spammed me with this octopus sht from the moment you forced me here. Fvk off you are s.talking me and you are seen as a unattractive hideous creature who then tries to play she so mean card when you don't fvk off creep

2 days ago

Yes

Why do you spam me with tracksuit wearing builders. Just leave me alone. You are putting your sht in my phone not the other way around.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Why do I keep having break up videos. I don't care about your life so get out of mine

3 days ago

It is certain

Will i get away from these people who forced me here and stop me get a real job

3 days ago

My sources say no

Will I get new clients

3 days ago

Yes

Will I get new clients

3 days ago

Ask again later

Will I get new clients

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I get new clients

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Have I got new clients

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Her and I?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Don’t buy on AliExpress hoping you will get everything exactly…

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get the refund from AliExpress?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

What do you mean?!

3 days ago

Without a doubt

I deserve justf your actions

3 days ago

My reply is no

“ I'm on my way Driving at ninety down those country lanes Singing to Tiny Dancer And I miss the way you make me feel, it's real We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill Over the castle on the hill Over the castle on the hill”

3 days ago

Yes

Why are you spamming me with local bouncy castle ads

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Where's my entertainment?

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

O.o

4 days ago

Ask again later

Why the fvk can't I have a normal life with normal people and not the fvking weirdo rejects hounding me

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Leave me alone, it's fcked up

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

You did this weird stuff last year

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You did this weird stuff last year

4 days ago

My reply is no

Why do you put channels of Chinese women eating and cutting up fish and meat

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Also other weird sht like picking lice

4 days ago

Outlook good

Why do you fill my feed with Chinese channels cutting fish

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will Paul get the job FFS

4 days ago

My sources say no

You waited until people left this afternoon to start up. After 7 plus hours of it today I've had enough of your pathetic rage baiting immature games

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

It's wasn't funny last year or the year prior. It's pathetic.

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

It's crude and immature. I've had enough of stupid idiots with nothing to bring to the table other than the mentality of a 5year old who thinks they are smart

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

You probably think you are clever spamming me with this stuff or your naked women and dating ads.

4 days ago

My reply is no

This in conjunction with your plaster and builder videos shows why workmen are nasty

4 days ago

Very doubtful

If anyone was in any doubt of what kind of sicko I have to suffer everyday for years, this is a prime example

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Do I need vag surgery? Why do you erase my words to replace them with the sick spamming

4 days ago

Very doubtful

You make me sick. I feel violated whenever you hack into my phone and h a r a s s me

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

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