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Why do you wait for me to wake up to do this every morning wit your spamming it's fvked up

12 minutes ago

It is certain

Stupid idiot leave me alone and take these pathetic people with you

20 minutes ago

Most likely

What does it chieve, I haven't bought any from the companies you spam with

20 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with insurance all the time since you forced us here

21 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Literally all the same bs from 2024

22 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Take your roedean schools* and bs out it

22 minutes ago

It is certain

Take your roedean shoes and bs out it's like 2024 again

23 minutes ago

Yes

A boy? Fvk off

28 minutes ago

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Quit changing my words

28 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Do i block carys the a-hole? Fvk off

28 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Why did dell start when they started doing stuff last year

29 minutes ago

My sources say no

why not be real and call me..... Fvk off I don't know you freak

30 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

They use dell

30 minutes ago

It is certain

Only show up when I mention jobs or the on the way back from my weekly meeting.

30 minutes ago

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What's with the dell ads

31 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Can I go and let others get on with their lives? Fvk off

31 minutes ago

Yes

Fvking idiot

32 minutes ago

My sources say no

Spamming with babies when I'm not pregnant

32 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

What does spamming me with wedding dresses when I'm not gettingarried do exactly

33 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

im marrying him what do u think of that asked wallis w t f are you on about

33 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Stop spamming with wedding dresses for years and Shtty rings or babies

34 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Stop spamming with wedding dresses for years and Shtty rings or babies

34 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Stop spamming me with my abusers name you fvked up sicko

35 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

should I use my last £1 to get a scratch card? Money desperate

35 minutes ago

Outlook good

Can't blame that on your fake ADHD or what bs you have

36 minutes ago

My sources say no

Disgusting pos who has to be told the same thing over and over and yet still won't accept the reality of the situation. Fvking teat

36 minutes ago

Outlook good

You did the same thing with my jobs as soon as I left to run down my money while breaking my car to force us here. Fvk you. Bet you have no money yourself. Clinging onto me to hound me because you won't lose anything by it. Disgusting pos

37 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

She could have come back at any time she didn't want to either.

38 minutes ago

Yes

You stopped my jobs to force us here. It was her house yet you forced me here.

39 minutes ago

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She hated you last year

39 minutes ago

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She hated you last uear

39 minutes ago

Outlook good

Ironic fvk you

40 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

She hated what you are doing to me fvk u

41 minutes ago

It is certain

She didn't like you. She hated you in my phone

41 minutes ago

Yes

Spamming me with wedding dresses of her name. Fv u

41 minutes ago

My reply is no

Going over the same thing about my mum while still spamming me and causing me upset fvk u

42 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Desperate pos deadbeat human

42 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Spamming about minions as well you pos you know what you are doing fvk off

43 minutes ago

Most likely

Take your wed ding dresses to

43 minutes ago

It is certain

If I text him will he reply fvk off you cvnt

43 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

All the way stating your needs are greater because you need to get yourself off of the mess you have all caused.

10 hours ago

It is certain

You on the other hand spent every moment forcing us here then re traumatising me to get a reaction. You trapped us here and bragged on here about it.

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

If she really wanted to she would, she was happy to eat chocolate or go on Facebook. She could have done more and nagging her was done multiple times a day just to do something. She was happy I nagged her because she knew I cared. The same can't be said about you

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Unlike you I didn't abuse my mum. When she said no she dint want to do something I wouldn't do it. My problem was getting her to do anything for herself because she didn't want to do anything at all.

10 hours ago

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You are sick in the head to mention that abuser. You do it on purpose. He a sick pos

10 hours ago

My reply is no

She could have done more but she didn't want to. She used her phone all the time but didn't want to answer the phone to her nurse when she called. I try to do a bit everyday. But it's easy to give up when you are hounding and stopping me

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

But you now use it as an opportunity to beat me with it. Same way you use people's names or jobs. Anything to get at me.

10 hours ago

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Leave me and my mother alone. She hated you are in my phone

10 hours ago

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I'm fed up of seeing your personal GIFs that you send and the rest of your personal data coming into my accounts. I don't care about the bs you send your partner I don't even want you around so leave me the fvk alone

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I'm sick of you spamming with your wedding dresses, engagement rings and baby things when that's not what my mother wanted for me

10 hours ago

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I think it was an excuse because she didn't want to continue to go through it year in year out. Seeing people threaten to kill me every few months

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

My mum could see I was stressed, anxious worried and scared and she kept saying she was holding me back because of having to deal with you hounding me everyday

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

My mum could see I was stressed, anxious worried and scared and she kept saying she was holding me back because of having to deal with you hounding me everyday

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You are a sicko and like them still desperate to know names of people and who they are while bragging about jobs or spamming with attributes of people who have done things

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

If you had any decency about you, you would have left me alone when I begged last year when my mum was unwell but instead you made sure to causee extra stress, threatened to kill me and constantly spam me

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Me and Lucy fvk off

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I try because I can, not what can I get out of a situation.

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Even around here, all people ever say is what's in it for me before they do anything

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Amazing how people come out of the woodwork now but didn't care before when they had the chance

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

She chose who she wanted on her life and didnt reply to anyone else. If you weren't welcome then fvk off now

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You are a no body looking to upset me everyday

10 hours ago

My sources say no

If you were anyone you would know this

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Even when I helped lift her it was cause me bleeding she was awa re of this and yet still would do anything to help me or herself

10 hours ago

Most likely

should i buy my brother the movie minions fvk off

10 hours ago

Yes

She didn't want to wash, she didn't want to let me do it, didn't want to get up. For years I was trying to get her to get up or do some exercises but she didn't want to

10 hours ago

My sources say no

She did everything that was bad for her, when she was improving and getting stronger she didn't want the foods

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't care what you do. You are sick in the head.

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Now you spam with wedding dresses with my mother's name as the designer.

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

All the time doing your daily torment of changing my words on here and announcing when I applied for jobs then making silly excuses why I won't get it

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spammed me with ads of naked women which is disgusting. Why do I need that. I'm a women I wear clothes. I don't need that.

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You knew you were causing harm and then started mentioning my mother's money when she said she wanted to fix my car so we could get out of here

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Knew that after my bills every months I had £10-15 pounds spare and yet you still put a traker on my car and then broke it further so I could afford to fix it or leave

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Here spamming me last year, knew you were causing my health to decline and I was using headache tablets daily and lightheaded yet you continued

10 hours ago

My sources say no

Always others trying to blame when they never cared or helped at any stage. Most were part of the problem too I treated in getting names and stopping us leave than helping in any way

10 hours ago

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She would starve herself if I didn't make her food the way she wanted it. Like cutting sandwiches into square not triangles to prove a point.

10 hours ago

Yes

She would watch me tidy up her mess all day then throw rubbish on the floor or across the room. She's always done this since I was a child. She purposely would try to scare or manipulate me of I didn't do what she wanted or in the way she wanted it.

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I'm sick of you using my mother as an opportunity to hound me. You don't know her

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Another fvking name game is it

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

should i move in with joe? Fvk off

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

She didn't want to look after herself, didn't want to try and would say I can't because she didn't want to. I encouraged her and she could do it easily but it took constant nagging to get her to do anything. If she wanted she could have but since COVID she used it as an excuse to no try and do less and less. She didn't want to be here and was reliant on me getting us out of here.

11 hours ago

Outlook good

If she wanted to be here she would have tried harder. She didn't want to eat the right things for her illness, told me I was dictating to her when I tried to get her to eat healthier foods

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

She said if I got married she didn't want to go so fvk off about things you don't know

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why are you spamming me with Maggie wedding dresses. Mum didn't want me to get married as she wanted me to be with her

11 hours ago

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Do I even bother applying for a job or are you going to come on here and announce it then ruin my name with another company.

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Awill I ever be able to use Instagram again without their bs love crap to their partners being pushed in my feed

12 hours ago

My reply is no

Yoy spam me about money while stopping my job and emails. If you could read the rules you would know. Fvk off hounding me. Leave me alone

14 hours ago

My sources say no

You forced us here and it's unforgivable

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I dont want to see these disgusting people as long as I live

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Dell? The Dell computer brand?! Is that Dell?

17 hours ago

It is certain

Who this dell thats plagued my life this uear and last fvk off

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Less than Jake - all my friends are metalheads: “ You think its strange, that there's a way Of how you looked, and how you act, and how you think Pretend they're not the same as you Do you know about her strength in convictions Or how she puts all her faith in religion Did we take the time to really discover How little we know about each other Keep us from saying anything Can't separate from everything And all this really means is You're one in a crowd And you're paranoid of every sound You're not the friend You won't miss anyhow”

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

G will I have all the success?

19 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Nysnc - bye bye “ Hey, hey Bye, bye, bye (bye, bye) Bye, bye (Oh, oh) I, I'm doing this tonight You're probably gonna start a fight I know this can't be right Hey, baby, come on I loved you endlessly When you weren't there for me So now it's time to leave and make it alone”

20 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Bye Bye

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

When will I be rid of these people

20 hours ago

Outlook good

Music lyrics by Kirsty Maccoll - in these shoes?

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

“ I once met a man with a sense of adventure He was dressed to thrill wherever he went He said, "let's make love on a mountain top Under the stars, on a big hard rock" I said, "In these shoes? I don't think so (What do you say, love?) I said, "Honey, let's do it here" So I'm sitting at a bar in Guadalajara In walks a guy with a faraway look in his eyes He said, "I've got a powerful horse outside Climb on the back, I'll take you for a ride I know a little place We can get there 'fore the break of day" I said "In these shoes? No way, José" I said, "Honey, let's stay right here"

20 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

When are you going to have to explain yourself

21 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Every week I have t explain why I haven't been able to get a job and you are the problem

21 hours ago

You may rely on it

Just fvk off

21 hours ago

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I don't care for any of it. I'm not a mechanic I don't give a sht unless you mess with my car

21 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

It doesn't make me a narcissist for not wanting your life rammed in my face everyday

21 hours ago

My reply is no

You change what I write to prevent me exposing you. I don't want it get lost

21 hours ago

It is certain

Stop spamming me with your sht then blaming me for being the problem

21 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Your sour dough, Halloween Christmas decorations and get lost

21 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take your cheap suits direct and fvk off

21 hours ago

Outlook not so good

does toto hate me? Fvk off

21 hours ago

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Leave me alone. Take your bs and fvk off

21 hours ago

It is certain

Will it be karen fvk off

21 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't care which one of you is logged in today or why you didn't it just leave me alone

21 hours ago

Without a doubt

I have tried every possible way to get away from you leave me alone.

21 hours ago

Yes

Sicko leave me alone and you repeatedly threatened to harm me leave me alone

21 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Leave me alone you bragged about stopping my jobs then to force us here then you bragged about breaking my car as well to drain my money like you do every time you mess it up

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you still spamming with your coop funeral care. I don't care leave me alone you did this in Kent and I didn't want it then either

21 hours ago

It is certain

When will I be left alone

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

If they didn't do it and go online to brag then i wouldnt have emails the Israelis

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I be rid of these people who have interfered with my jobs and forced us back here two years ago.

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Quit messing with service

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Leave me the fvk alone along with your gang of people you recruited along the way

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

I should be able to live where I want in the UK without you following me and trying t stop me every step of the way year in year out

22 hours ago

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Quit spamming me with axelrod show when you have no idea what you are on about. Just get lost and stop using YouTube as a educational tool because it's not smart

23 hours ago

Yes

Stop my jobs during the week then blame me on the weekend

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You try it every week and I'm sick of it and you.

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Stop trying to gaslight me that I'm in this situation because I put myself here

23 hours ago

Outlook good

Especially when it's by people who I don't like, respect or what to emulated.

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

I dont need what I wear, what I weigh or how I look to be criticised

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

I don't even want to get married. My life's aim is to be left alone by these desperate vulgar money obsessed weirdos

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Spamming me with engagement rings when I'm single w t f

23 hours ago

My sources say no

Your insecurities to compete with meel while trying to professional I'm just jealous of you. Like w t f I don't know you. You make this up to deflect from what you are doing

23 hours ago

Yes

Erasing my words, letting people know what I'm doing. Searching me online. Trying to recruit others. You are the problem

23 hours ago

It is certain

You don't need to do itm you could have left me alone years ago and then over 3 years ago when something was being done about it yet here we are

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

By changing my words you are doing the very thing I'm highlighting you dumb twit

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

If someone is filling something in you aren't better you are dumb

23 hours ago

It is certain

You change my words to say I'm a kid filling it in but you are better

23 hours ago

It is certain

will Anand stop wetting the. bed by Christmas? Ffs

23 hours ago

It is certain

None of this had to happen if you left me alone from the start yet you close your eye to the truth and continue to blame me for your haking hounding and obsession

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with medical people, finance and the rest is just fabricating problems to extend this nightmare you force on me

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

If you ever read a website in your life you would know this. Not smart

23 hours ago

My sources say no

Spamming to go to a place I can't doesn't change anything. You still do this daily

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You could have left me alone for the last 3 plus years but you havent

23 hours ago

Yes

You are too far gone to just log out of my phone when I move look how obsessed you are now.

23 hours ago

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Then try to manipulate me that it's what I wanted or was my decision while making catty remarks that you are stopping me along the way

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Going to try and control where I go aswell like before

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

your insecurities depend on my location

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Changing my words to everything will be amazing when she moves

23 hours ago

Yes

Why spam with Israel when I'm not longer eligible after my mum died

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will T come good for me fvk off

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You spam with Israel

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I'm not competing with you I'm trying to get away from you.

23 hours ago

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How about you leave me alone and stop forcing me down because you cant handle me living my life away from you and need to compete or oppress me

23 hours ago

Most likely

Stopped my jobs then tried to pressure me into inferior or ones that aren't me. Forced me to places I never wanted to go then make catty remarks I'm poor or it's alright you will still be richer

23 hours ago

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From day one I asked to be left alone and you have done everything to make my life harder

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

am i a lesbian fvk off. I'm not a lesbian. I'm waiting until I'm away from a sicko like you to find a real man

1 day ago

Don't count on it

should i go to rugby fvk off

1 day ago

Don't count on it

How much longer am I going to be trapped here

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Take you told man shoes, your wife who tells people things she shouldn't and leave me alone. I don't care just leave me alone.

1 day ago

It is certain

Wuit with your insurance ads I don't care. Just leave me alone

1 day ago

Ask again later

Leave me alone

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Take your gang of track su it men with you.

1 day ago

My reply is no

Everyday names of people. Fvk off.

1 day ago

My sources say no

How much longer are you going to trap me here for? Spamming my feed with a dog video about not having enough money for food

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are not fooling me with your sht. You spam with things you decided about me so it never works and is plain to see you are just ha ras sing me

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Get out of my phone I see your stupid car finance ads that you did since last year pretending to be a regulator.

1 day ago

Yes

You make me cry all the time you horrible person

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Leave me alone

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I don't like you

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spam with your fvking cars I don't give a sht about computer games and a load a tat

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why do I have to come on here to beg to go to prison just to get away from you

1 day ago

My sources say no

I don't want to be here and you forced me here then took away every opportunity to leave unless you could hound me

1 day ago

It is certain

Just leave me alone why don't you leave me alone

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Like you did on other sites before you tried to stop me leave

1 day ago

You may rely on it

So you could trap me and do this everyday

1 day ago

Very doubtful

This county is toxic. Filled of sick people that won't leave me alone and you forced me here

1 day ago

Without a doubt

I don't want to see any Paul leave me alone

1 day ago

Outlook good

Spamming with a video of London and a sign saying Paul's walk. Fvk off

1 day ago

It is certain

Don't change my words to hi. Leave me alone

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Leave me alone

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Take your old man shoes. I don't want some creepy old men around fvk off

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Take that sicko at beccles with you

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Take you nasty dating ads your old man shoes and leave me alone you sicko

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why don't you leave me alone

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will i be offered the senior management accountant job at your move? Fvk off

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Take your old man shoes and fvk off sicko

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Take your stupid cars and tracksuit wearing men with you. I'm not interested.

1 day ago

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Should I go for cqc job? Fvk off spamming me about your jobs while you stop me getting a job cruel pos

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You forced here. I never wanted to be here

1 day ago

Most likely

I want to get away from you. I have spent years living like a prisoner and surrounded by people. I want my freedom and to wake up without you in my day to ruin it

1 day ago

Most likely

Take your disgusting dating ads and leave me alone

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You confuse haking my phone with being intelligent. You didn't obtain any information because you are smart, you do it immorally. That's not smart and you don't know me you just relay information that was Infront of you no brain power needed. Leave me alone

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Take your stair lift ads with you and your co op funerals that you spammed me with even in 2024

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Get lost

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

What's with all the gluten morgen GIFs in my phone

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

w i g t c s j FFS get lost

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will the cycling shoes sell this weekend on ebay? Fvk off

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

is carys ignoring me? Fvk off

1 day ago

Ask again later

Why did you trap us here after breaking my car then spam on here you were going to stop her money like you spam your g sht

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why do you stop my jobs

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you delete my emails last year so mum and I couldn't leave

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I don't like germans

1 day ago

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