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Shall i try my luck one more time with the albanians

7 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i try my luck with the albanians one final time?

17 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Why is it such a problem and bothers so many people when I just try to live my life and get through the day on my own. Not having someone in my phone who I don't know insulting me or spamming a load or donkey dung at me

53 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

If I wanted a conversation on any way, shape or form I would go to a pub, not just live my life on my phone

55 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Jon or Michael stop trying to talk to me I don't like it

56 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Spamming my feed with different men. I don't date any one who works around me, it's a conflict of interest and I'm interested is men who aren't being paid to be around me. Mensch not gentiles

57 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Don't you have anything better to do at all

59 minutes ago

My sources say no

Why do you feel the need to hak into my phone to insult me

60 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

What's in oracle

1 hour ago

Yes

At least I'm not having to suffer you nasty fvking fetishes and outfits you like to spam with. Disgusting

1 hour ago

Most likely

Take your temu and jog on

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

M I t. Sloan what's that

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

are you fake FFS get a life away from me

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

will i be good as a photographer ffs

1 hour ago

It is certain

Why the jewellery all the time. I'm not interested, I can't be bought with trinkets I'm not a gold digger

1 hour ago

My sources say no

I don't even know why it's so intense at the moment, you are all hours day and night. Why are you so desperate and clinging onto me with this rubbish all the time

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I haven't done anything wrong but you seem to constantly want to punish me for some reason.

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why can't you just leave me alone instead of using me as a resource to spam and abuse when things take a turn in a direction you don't like

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why the Tommy Hilfiger bs today

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Do you ever say no to anything? FFS what now

3 hours ago

It is certain

Why are you always so angry, dangerous and aggressive towards me when I've don't nothing wrong

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you think it's acceptable to put these nasty things in my feed.

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you putting lehman and stories of boyfriends burning their girlfriends faces or killing their partner in my feed.

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

I don't know who you are, if I did a restraining order would have arrived at your door by now

6 hours ago

Yes

I'm not interested in your games or messages that require me to know what's going on in your life. I don't care

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

So why do you spam with Switzerland for and now over the last couple of weeks the big four

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Not sure what sick fetish you have to act in such a precise manner

7 hours ago

Yes

That's the theme being spammed in my phone, I'm always the bad person and head in the sand to evidence or opposing opinions

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Always seem to have a crush on any women who sht on me that's the only. Common theme

7 hours ago

Yes

Yet the game has been played multiple times so leave me alone

7 hours ago

Ask again later

All the women think they are the only one

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't know who he is

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

will we be together fvk off

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

does he feel the same way I do? Fvk off

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

In my phone for the last 3 years is targetred

7 hours ago

It is certain

Spamming with clothing, attributes of difficult people I have had to deal with

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I go out tonight? FFS get lost temu

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Obviously never heard of conflict of interest or maybe you think you are so smart you are above everything

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

As I said earlier this year, sit on a fence then get up with splinters

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Bit like those coaching videos of how to handle being questioned or what I was saying about a short fused character. It's amazing how someone's character changed instantly based on my comment 30 minutes later. Like they were given information from a private call miles away from the office

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Shows it's manipulation

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

All clear travel just goes again doesn't it. Amazing how that happens

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I'm not in that situation but others are so fvk off out of my phone. I'm not a two headed snake helping people fvk off.

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Flickering my screen then waiting 5 minutes like a you have selective amnesia. Get out.

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your employment law out of my insta and get stuffed. Your ads are back and so is you legal bs about having an employment claim about an employee being fired. Get stuffed and leave me alone. I don't need your life in my insta

7 hours ago

Ask again later

So take your all clear travel insurance and FO out of my phone

7 hours ago

It is certain

You should have learnt your lesson by now that I call it out. If you are a two headed snake, it always comes out.

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Who are you coaching? You have done this all year but never previously, why is this year different

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you putting videos in my insta feed about needing to know who made the decision on firing a person to then take to a lawyer

7 hours ago

It is certain

Who's accessing my device

7 hours ago

It is certain

Screen flickered for it to arrive and just flickered again after I posted this question.

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why am I getting videos in my feed about when you are getting fired this is what you need to ask etc

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will I get accepted at the job interview

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Well done you haven't try to message this directly or change what I write so no one else sees it

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Full of the Jews as per usual

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

Am I supposed to feel sorry for you when the screen flickers with your stair lifts? The only person I cared about is my mum.

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

If it was a one off why has it happened multiple times over a number of years

13 hours ago

Outlook good

If it was a one off that would be something but the fact colleague have come up to me asking about a job I received an email on my phone 15 minutes before and haven't even looked at, didn't tell anyone I was applying in a different company on another part of the country is odd. As is them mentioning conversations I had at home with my mother.

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

When I do have a small amount, something always happens usually to the car or I have to leave a job to keep me in a cycle of poverty

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

That's why you stop my job at place you can't control and prevent me have any means of income what I can get away from you again

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

The rare moments I can write freely before the screen flickers it's seems

13 hours ago

It is certain

Did the same last year

13 hours ago

My sources say no

That's when you point the finger say I'm crazy and start spamming with straight jacket jokes and mental hospitals

13 hours ago

Ask again later

The only thing that matters is getting me worked up and erasing what I say until I start swearing from frustration then you allow it through

13 hours ago

Ask again later

Spamming with weight loss jabs every time I eat.

13 hours ago

Outlook good

Then to use their personal devices to goad them about it everyday to the point they feel uncomfortable doing anything and you broke our car so we could get up and leave

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

Do you think it's acceptable way to force two people to live

13 hours ago

Outlook good

Do you think this is normal behaviour or a way to treat people in a house we never wanted to come back to and I worked hard to achieve this only for it to be pulled out from under us

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

How are you able to spam with ads or images of the type and colour of underwear I wear on any particular day.

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

You did this from the moment you forced us back here by stopping my jobs to ensure my money ran out

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam with things in my feed that I need t shave when I get changed or go to the toilet in the house

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Do you ever thing about having a day off and leaving me alone.

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I'm not a Christian so I'm not sure how Jesus is compatible with your actions but this doesn't wash with rabbis.

13 hours ago

Ask again later

You have an end goal

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

What have you done to do this to me everyday and night.

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Am I supposed to understand the messages or give a sht stannah

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming with ads for Paula choice or Paul smith, now you mention a ross or a lucy

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

The last 5 attempts toy have changed what I put then deleted it when I press go

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are still doing at atm

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Yet you spam with jesus

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Very sinister then Threaten me or lie about me when you thing you are loosing control over me and that's why you forced us back here by stopping my jobs so I could no longer afford to live elsewhere. Breaking my car knowing I would be trapped and the. Stopping us completely once we were here

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Trying to discredit their words

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Did the same last year, erasing someone via the backdoor

13 hours ago

It is certain

You want everyone to see I say f off but not what you are doing behind the senses and delete ot

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Selective to make me took a certain way it seems

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Stop erasing my words. Fvk off

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You are trying to erase me via the backdoor

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do you removed my words but put your things in my phone

13 hours ago

Ask again later

Do you think Jesus is real that he would have saved me by now from all of you.

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why the jesus stuff?

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

18 hours ago

Most likely

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

18 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why shouldn't I go tomorrow

19 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why shouldn't I go tomorrow

19 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Ask again later

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Digital version of breaking into my house to watch me sleep.

23 hours ago

Outlook good

You even make accounts on website of people I talk to on the phone or others and put locations as ones you believe they are. Make accounts under names of old Facebook friends.

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

If I'm the crazy one why do you follow me from website to website with no end goal or purpose. Whatever you think it's a no. You stalking me on the interview what do you expect.

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Even spamming with crazy or mental hospitals again while trying so so hard to get a reaction like always to use against me

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

It's why you popped up and spammed with green lambos because I was on linkedin

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

Yet you still swear blind I'm the problem despite breaking into my phone to change what I write to your benign tripe

24 hours ago

As I see it, yes

And that wasn't enough so you stay around trying to cause more damage to me with recruits and companies who decide to take on your poison chalice and run with it

24 hours ago

My reply is no

Then you tried to have me locked up

24 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You did it last year when I was trying to focus on my mum. She matters to me you don't. Yet you did this every day to upsete and make sure I have a meltdown and couldn't cope

24 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

24 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

24 hours ago

Don't count on it

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

24 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

24 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

24 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

It's not healthy and you make me sick. I think of harming myself when you show up

24 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Like a smoker who gets lung cancer. Just sad. I'm not sure if it's a cry for attention but get away from me. I don't want your problems at my door

24 hours ago

My reply is no

Some people have genuine illnesses and need genuine help, not some attention seeking wind up merchant

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

A slave to your addiction, it's sad. And boring

24 hours ago

My reply is no

Have funny tales but you are soon boring

24 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I thought druggies were supposed to be fun

24 hours ago

As I see it, yes

should i go to ballet tonight FFS

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

You are boring

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will me and Laura get back together? Ffs

24 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't even care about cars. They do a job or it doesn't and needs fixing. That's all.

24 hours ago

Most likely

Shall i? One lasr time...then delete the numbers

24 hours ago

It is certain

I don't think I could date a builder or someone like that. It's just so boring

24 hours ago

Don't count on it

I don't get why people work to buy a house then spend their time doing stuff to it to work to pay it off.

24 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

24 hours ago

It is certain

B and q is where souls go to die. It's no hideous and boring.

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

24 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

24 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't want to spend my free time looking at home improvements or gardening. If I had a garden it will be concrete so I can do exciting things with my life.

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is that what life has to offer. Just boring nothingness.

24 hours ago

Yes

Why all boring ads like cars, gardens or homes?.

24 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

24 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

24 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time?

24 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time?

24 hours ago

Most likely

Shall i? One last time?

24 hours ago

My sources say no

Will the uni email this week FFS.

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

And big motoring or motor world. Cars a boring

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

Home improvements.

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

What's with the amber ads

24 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

should i move to 10 trudolubie street ffs

24 hours ago

Don't count on it

You will have to tell them when you next speak to them. I don't talk to people or tolerate them.

24 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Another nothing that's you think will mean something to me. All these people are in for a nasty surprise when they hear they are nothing to me.

24 hours ago

Ask again later

You changed what I wrote to some jay character

24 hours ago

Outlook good

Back with the stair lift stannah. Not sure why I'm being pestered by it. Nothing to do with me

24 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Going on about fran two years ago when I was in London. It's all a bit boring

24 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Bit immature, not very bright and little pathetic

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

Fourth or fifth trying to write that

1 day ago

Ask again later

Changing what I write again

1 day ago

Yes

Do you ever have meetings where you discuss how perverse and fvked up you are like driving hundreds of miles to stalk a women whos decades younger and doesn't even talk to you

1 day ago

My sources say no

I don't even have to give them interest or even talk to them and they try to suck the life out of me like a life raft

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why is it always the ugly creepy old men that latch onto me and never normal decent men.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Also why the purple lambo

1 day ago

It is certain

That's where you picked up using Cambridge

1 day ago

My sources say no

When you came on here asking if I would talk to you. How did you know I was on the island. No records were kept that I was there. No one was told my location

1 day ago

It is certain

Morrisons on the island

1 day ago

You may rely on it

is justin worth my time? FFS get a life

1 day ago

It is certain

Is it telford

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will Michael message me today? Ffs

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Autistic son and pet tortoises.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Were you retired

1 day ago

Most likely

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

1 day ago

Outlook good

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is miracle going to be ok tomorrow

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Is Francesca going to go well at hoys next year

1 day ago

My reply is no

Should we withdraw from hoys next week

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will Fran and miracle get eliminated at hoys next week

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will Fran and miracle get round the course without being eliminated at hoys next week

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Will Fran and miracle jump a clear round at hoys next week

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Should we take miracle jumping tomorrow

1 day ago

Most likely

Should we take miracle jumping tomorrow

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Is miracle feeling better now

1 day ago

Outlook good

Has miracle been feeling unwell

1 day ago

It is certain

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

1 day ago

Ask again later

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

1 day ago

It is certain

Life isn’t like the movies or TV shows. It isn’t like Disney fairy tales.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

“I. L.o.v.e Y.ou” was ba.nalized and is a cliche.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Either way, you got it. Actions speak more than just simple cliches.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Actions prove more than words, you know.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Actions prove more than actions, you know.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

If he loved you he probably would have already proved it to you through actions.

1 day ago

My reply is no

Does he love me?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I don’t believe other people have to live this this with a predator hounding them and controlling their life everyday sicko cvnt

1 day ago

It is certain

You upset me last year and you are back doing the same this year.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Take your waters tm ads and fvk off

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

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