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Why did you drove 500 miles to stalk me and hide around the corner

11 minutes ago

Yes

You only work in self interest and so far it's blown up in your face but it's my life that's suffered. See why your a cvnt yet

15 minutes ago

Outlook good

Why do you think your decision on my career is more important than me who has to do the work.

16 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

You forced us here. You had a motive to do so. Now you are hiding like a coward.

18 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam that I don't want a job when it's the only type of job I apply for. Who do you think you are

18 minutes ago

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Do you see how the optics are

19 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

While stopping me get a job and forcing me to live in poverty is a sht move

20 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Do you understand that spamming someone or moaning about your job

20 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Should I run? Fvk off

20 minutes ago

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Do your friends and family know what you do to people

22 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you force us back here

22 minutes ago

My reply is no

Will I get the havant job fvk off I don't care.

23 minutes ago

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It's illegal to do so. You did it before to stop my jobs applications over 3 years ago

24 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Looking through my emails when you shouldn't have access to my device

24 minutes ago

It is certain

What do you tell them to repeat it, that's on them

25 minutes ago

Outlook good

Why did you drive 500 miles to where I was staying when I never told anyone my location

26 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Why did you drove 500 miles to where I was staying when I never told anyone my location

26 minutes ago

Without a doubt

I think following me around the country then trapping me and removing my ability to physically leave is part of it.

27 minutes ago

It is certain

Security thinks it's only a matter of time before you act

28 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Especially when you trapped me here and read my emails and bragged you delete jobs so I can't leave

28 minutes ago

You may rely on it

You curb my freedom of express by stopping my words and replacing them with yours

29 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

You cure my freedom of express by stopping my words and replacing them with yours

29 minutes ago

My reply is no

It's concerning you never accept then you aren't welcome and won't leave me alone

30 minutes ago

Yes

Others think you have the traits on a sta lker ki ller

31 minutes ago

Yes

You never accept being told no and to leave me alone. Spamming with naked women. It's not a quantum leap. Is it.

32 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Are you any different to a rapist

33 minutes ago

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Will I get the job fvk off

33 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Do you not care because you think you can get away with it. Hounding me forcing me here and forcing your sick bs on me

33 minutes ago

It is certain

Do you not see what it's s e x u a l ha ra SS ment

34 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Should I keep the tights fvk off

35 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with naked women

35 minutes ago

My reply is no

freddie cheats in tests fvk off

35 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Do you understand that changing my words to your tripe is an attack on my freedoms

36 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Every time I say it's hindering my human rights to live and removing my freedoms

37 minutes ago

Don't count on it

You see what you are doing

37 minutes ago

Most likely

am i pregnant fvk off

37 minutes ago

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does beth like malachi fvk off weirdo

38 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

This is a positive? Fvk off

39 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Because you still do it

40 minutes ago

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Do you understand what I'm saying

40 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Unsolicited to spam with naked women or dating

41 minutes ago

My reply is no

shall i go with her? FFS fvk off creep

41 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Unsolicited yet again

41 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Today you changed what I write to mas ter bation

42 minutes ago

Yes

You forced us back here then said you were going to touch me in the supermarket as it was the only place I went

42 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Do you understand what unsolicited messaging is

43 minutes ago

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will demetrice file chapter 7 bankruptcy? Ffs

44 minutes ago

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Do you know this is s e x u a l hara ssing

44 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Will RRBBC and I become fwb? Ffs

45 minutes ago

Outlook good

Will he do well ffs

45 minutes ago

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Do you even feel bad that you know you are upsetting someone or do you try to justify it with your needs are greater than anything else bs

46 minutes ago

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Why did you force us here then continue your spamming ads

47 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you ignore your provocation and just focus on my reaction to your daily invasion

48 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you try to have me sectioned last year when you spammed me with naked women and I didn't want it

49 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force us here

49 minutes ago

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How do I get you to leave me alone and out of my devices it's creepy and fvked up.

54 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Not sure how someone can be this deluded for this long

55 minutes ago

Yes

It's been 4 years at least of this sht

55 minutes ago

Outlook good

How many more years until you take the hint that I don't like women and I like men

56 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Take this date women ads is vile. Never any nice men.

58 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

FFS ig go away

59 minutes ago

My sources say no

Why the constant lesbo rubbish, nothing more revolting than a women trying to date you

1 hour ago

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Why do you need to change what I write to some pointless bs

1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

I’m not sure why you hak my iPad to change what I write, it’s illegal to hak someone and cause them harm

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

Do I have to buy new earphones now? Fvk off

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

Will I have 3 embryos put in ow about fvk off

1 hour ago

Most likely

Will Jay come back to me eventually —-what am I supposed to do with this

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

will I 2nd interview I think you should fvk off out of my iPad.

1 hour ago

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Does it bother you I don’t like women, I don’t even want to deal with their vapid bs problems

1 hour ago

Outlook good

What does spamming a straight women with anything but her preference achieves other than resentment, distance and a long term hatred for a sicko creep

1 hour ago

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Why did you force us back here then spam me constantly with women. I am a women, why don’t you spam with handsome men.

1 hour ago

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Date who you want I don’t care, I don’t want you. I like real men, not a man how has to pay for attention

1 hour ago

My reply is no

Why did you spam with this women dating all of last year.

1 hour ago

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Do you put women in my iPad because you are desperate

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

I don’t care you forced me back here.

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Was the one yesterday about grey sweat pants, sainsburys shorts.

1 hour ago

Yes

It sure why you spam me with it, I like men and only men. Not those here that’s why they don’t want me to leave,

1 hour ago

Most likely

It’s disgusting, rancid

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

You started spamming with these nasty disgusting women dating 3 years ago.

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Meetheage fvking nasty

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

Now you spam with meeting women, disgusting

1 hour ago

Yes

You forced us back here

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

When will I be rid of this

1 hour ago

Most likely

Where do you find these

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

Why did you force us here

1 hour ago

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Berlin Belgium I think Birmingham. Ever where you say like New York, Newcastle.

1 hour ago

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Will I get the job in Belgium fvk off

1 hour ago

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Where do you find them?

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force us back here when is not what we ever wanted and now I have the ugly fvking Anthony creep.

1 hour ago

It is certain

Don’t you think it’s strange how you try to say I’m jealous of people I don’t even know while hounding me. Ow can you be jealous of people who don’t really exist

1 hour ago

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is abigail tired? I don’t give a sht, hopefully you and your little friends will take their wedding planning and shove it with your jewellery and make up, skin care, lab science, small business owners bs, be apparently being jealous of being I don’t know or care about

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

Did you get into trouble for telling me to go to Israel then I contacted them

2 hours ago

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Why do you spam me with your ads when you know you are hated

2 hours ago

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Do you think it will be enough if it did move overseas I doubt it would be. You are too obsessed and fvked up in the head to leave me alone

2 hours ago

Most likely

Why the stannah ads

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why was it never enough to leave us alone even now

2 hours ago

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Why did you force us back here

2 hours ago

Yes

Last year you said go to Israel, why force me to this fvking place and now still won’t leave me alone. Still saying go back to Israel I hope you got into trouble for it last time.

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you force me here

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Do they remember last time they said to is Israel

2 hours ago

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You spam with accounts I’ve blocked, subjected moved to less of. Fvk off.

2 hours ago

It is certain

Take your false eyelashes videos your boyfriend beauty regime and get lost

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Willlandonbringin articcircletonite ffs

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don’t know why you put videos saying go to Israel, how about fvk off.

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

Get you wedding ring hair dress and the rest of your rubbish out fvk off

2 hours ago

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Force me here then prevented us leave. Never ever forgiven or forgotten.

3 hours ago

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Just fvk off all of you.

3 hours ago

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Take your mental hospital bs and fvk off. You purposely put your jewellery and sht in my feed. I’m not looking at that, nor netball, hockey or some other sht

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Leave me alone. Take your trash with you, it’s not required in any way shape or form.

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

If you know you actions are upsetting me then why do you do it again and again with your fvking ads, sht in my Instagram feed. Who the fvk likes mr men bullsht

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Are they purposely spamming with Nordic spirit and companies I worked at or were linked

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Should I go to berlin? Fvk off

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your Pinterest ads as well. It's just another site you want to dehumanise me and put everything you like in my account and erase my own interests

4 hours ago

Most likely

Take your engagement rings and nappies as well. I'm not ever getting married or having children so be a creep weirdo elsewhere

4 hours ago

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evan simply adore the new cricket season so many balls FFS

4 hours ago

Most likely

is the girl mine? FFS go away cretin

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Hockey earlier fck.off with that sht as well.

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You are pathetic with your skin care netball, constant which room would you choose, which place out of 1-5 would you choose. Fvk off with your lab bs

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Same sht in my Instagram as earlier today, same fcking tramp changing what I write fkv off

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Does Tarun Singh like me? Fvk off

5 hours ago

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So just leave me alone.

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

And when that's not enough you then try to communicate directly and upset me with nasty things in my feed. I'm sick of this every day

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Don't call me crazy. It's an overplayed record along with being a loner, having affairs, and all the other slanderous lies you all like to spread. Stop using relative social media to look at me, searching me directly or hak my accounts to see what I'm doing.

6 hours ago

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How would I know who people are or what they are called. I wouldn't spam myself so don't call me craY

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

While you are working how to twist what I put to blame me as you always do, ask yourself why you spam me with names of people I don't know, never met and don't recognise in person or name yet you all do.

6 hours ago

Most likely

So fcking stupid,fvk off

6 hours ago

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Still not receiving the text 4th attempt

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

It lasts 60 seconds yet the text arrived 45 minutes later

6 hours ago

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Again you have stopped it. Fvk off messing with my life pos

7 hours ago

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How do you expect me to pay my bills when it's a two step time sensitive log it that you stopped until it has expired

7 hours ago

Outlook good

My life is none of your fcking business, always looking for a reason to hate and disrupt my life never looking in the mirror at the damage you do to me

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

45 minutes to receive a text message while you search through my account to see why I'm receiving a text fvk off

7 hours ago

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You stop me text messages arriving when I need to pay a bill. Fvking off

7 hours ago

It is certain

You see what you have done to me for years and yet you still think you deserve to continue hounding me, hak my phone, spam me, change what I write and be a cvnt

7 hours ago

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Especially if I apply for a location, department or sector you can't control or believe is above my station and keep me on the lowest level

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Let me guess you are only trying to help every time you mess with my job applications, contact HR to cancel them, mess them up with the hiring managers. That's been the same game you played every year

7 hours ago

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Wonder why I'm tired of your same games different year messing with my jobs

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Did it in 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 & 2026

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Always talk about my job situation when you have fvked me over every single time year in year out

7 hours ago

My reply is no

will I get a job soon fvk off

7 hours ago

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Take you LV ads and fvking off

7 hours ago

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Will I win a lot of money soon? Fvk off

7 hours ago

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Take you sciatica ads and leave me alone. If someone tells you to leave them alone day in day out. Fcking do it

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

You have no legal basis to hak into my phone, change what I write and try to communicate with me

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Never met anyone who has to constantly hak someone phone to tell them you are better than them

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take you I'm better than you science fvk off

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will we move to that house fvk off

7 hours ago

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Your life isn't my problem fvk off trying to talk to me you make me sick

7 hours ago

Most likely

Should I stay at my current job? Fvko off

7 hours ago

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Yet I'm the problem and should accept someone else control and dictating my life and shouldn't fight suc a sick fvked up controll freak psycho with their recruits.

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Look through my mail to see what I'm doing then change what I write in my phone

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Do you see the problem, I'm trying to live my life, get through the day and you constantly put your things in my life

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

should I chuck it fvk off

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Leave me alone take your stupid child bs and fvk off

7 hours ago

Yes

You sad little troll hac

7 hours ago

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Take your sad life and get out of my phone

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

will he find me fvk off cvnt

7 hours ago

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halo fvk off

7 hours ago

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Always whatever I do is wrong what ever cause it is fine. Always ignoring your own bs. Nothing wrong with spamming me day and night making up lies and trying to manipulate me

8 hours ago

Yes

Trying to use different females as a jealousy play every time. You don

8 hours ago

My sources say no

Trying to use different females as a jealousy play every time. You don't know me even after stalking me for years. Always an agenda

8 hours ago

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And when I'm not trying to get me into trouble. That's the aim every time

8 hours ago

Yes

You did the same thing all of last year, the year prior, this year. Yet I'm supposed to be fine with it.

8 hours ago

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That's what you focus on, manufactured rage cause by your baiting year in year out. I'm the problem for reacting not you are the problem for being the cause

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You see no moral or legal problem with doing something like that only the reaction of me being pushed to the edge.

8 hours ago

Outlook good

But you are never the problem, hacking and using someone's private information against them isn't the problem

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Just rage baiting me to use against me like you did spring last year

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why do you spam me with things I wouldn't know then say I'm the problem when I've had a fvking enough of it.

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your shty lab bs and your fvking irritating look at me vapid materialism and fvk off

8 hours ago

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Leave me alone

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

You go through men like bonnie blue. Every five minutes it's a different guys name

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

will sean be my boyfriend fvk off

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

You would have left before but you haven't

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Will it be settled out of court fvk off

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will we go away ffs

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Been doing this for two years fvk off

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

Stop spamming with 6 million, 3 million. Just fvk off you vulgar troll to talk about money

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Just fvk off.

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I don't know what you are trying to say, reference or imply.

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

I'm not in on your stupid sick details fvk off

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with names and ads with the same name.

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

S e x u a l h a r a s s m e n t

8 hours ago

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Is Jordan still in love with me? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

does he wnk over me fvk off you sicko

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

is alan comeing to my house soon tonight fvk off

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

You are a cancer in my life. Infecting it with your toxic trolling to push to me react on here.

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Fvk off insecure

8 hours ago

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Take you she's not going to London just you and me bs

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

the film or the literal code? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Outlook good

You forced me here now what, what's your big fcking plan you stupid cvnt

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Just leave me the fvk alone fcking troll

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Fvk off with you AJ stuff. Another pointless bs

8 hours ago

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Just fvk off

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

did someing happy to marvin at work t fvk offoday

8 hours ago

It is certain

will caroline avril like the flowers i fvk off vastard

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Fvk off cvnt

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Not a single person I find attractive so let me go if you want, you never had a chance with me. Deluded fool

8 hours ago

Most likely

Stopping my jobs, putting your pathetic loves in my feed then saying I'm jealous

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

Wasting my life you fvking cvnts.

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Sould I let her go fvk off

8 hours ago

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