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Take you told man shoes, your wife who tells people things she shouldn't and leave me alone. I don't care just leave me alone.

16 minutes ago

It is certain

Wuit with your insurance ads I don't care. Just leave me alone

17 minutes ago

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Leave me alone

43 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Take your gang of track su it men with you.

43 minutes ago

My reply is no

Everyday names of people. Fvk off.

44 minutes ago

My sources say no

How much longer are you going to trap me here for? Spamming my feed with a dog video about not having enough money for food

44 minutes ago

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You are not fooling me with your sht. You spam with things you decided about me so it never works and is plain to see you are just ha ras sing me

45 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Get out of my phone I see your stupid car finance ads that you did since last year pretending to be a regulator.

46 minutes ago

Yes

You make me cry all the time you horrible person

47 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Leave me alone

48 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

I don't like you

48 minutes ago

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Spam with your fvking cars I don't give a sht about computer games and a load a tat

48 minutes ago

My sources say no

Why do I have to come on here to beg to go to prison just to get away from you

49 minutes ago

My sources say no

I don't want to be here and you forced me here then took away every opportunity to leave unless you could hound me

49 minutes ago

It is certain

Just leave me alone why don't you leave me alone

50 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Like you did on other sites before you tried to stop me leave

51 minutes ago

You may rely on it

So you could trap me and do this everyday

52 minutes ago

Very doubtful

This county is toxic. Filled of sick people that won't leave me alone and you forced me here

52 minutes ago

Without a doubt

I don't want to see any Paul leave me alone

53 minutes ago

Outlook good

Spamming with a video of London and a sign saying Paul's walk. Fvk off

53 minutes ago

It is certain

Don't change my words to hi. Leave me alone

53 minutes ago

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Leave me alone

54 minutes ago

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Take your old man shoes. I don't want some creepy old men around fvk off

54 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Take that sicko at beccles with you

54 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Take you nasty dating ads your old man shoes and leave me alone you sicko

55 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Why don't you leave me alone

55 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Will i be offered the senior management accountant job at your move? Fvk off

56 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Take your old man shoes and fvk off sicko

57 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Take your stupid cars and tracksuit wearing men with you. I'm not interested.

57 minutes ago

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Should I go for cqc job? Fvk off spamming me about your jobs while you stop me getting a job cruel pos

58 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

You forced here. I never wanted to be here

59 minutes ago

Most likely

I want to get away from you. I have spent years living like a prisoner and surrounded by people. I want my freedom and to wake up without you in my day to ruin it

59 minutes ago

Most likely

Take your disgusting dating ads and leave me alone

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

You confuse haking my phone with being intelligent. You didn't obtain any information because you are smart, you do it immorally. That's not smart and you don't know me you just relay information that was Infront of you no brain power needed. Leave me alone

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Take your stair lift ads with you and your co op funerals that you spammed me with even in 2024

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Get lost

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

What's with all the gluten morgen GIFs in my phone

1 hour ago

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w i g t c s j FFS get lost

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

Will the cycling shoes sell this weekend on ebay? Fvk off

1 hour ago

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is carys ignoring me? Fvk off

1 hour ago

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Why did you trap us here after breaking my car then spam on here you were going to stop her money like you spam your g sht

1 hour ago

Outlook good

Why do you stop my jobs

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you delete my emails last year so mum and I couldn't leave

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

I don't like germans

1 hour ago

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Just get lost and leave me alone. Haven't you caused me enough damage over the last few years

1 hour ago

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Probably the same bser that said I liked some ugly flowers they do

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Whu do you still spam with jewellery. I'm still not interested in any of it

1 hour ago

My reply is no

Just leave me alone

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Or talking about money or spamming with co op cremations

1 hour ago

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Just leave me alone I'm sick of having your dating sht everyday

1 hour ago

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I need a break and you then spam about killing myself

1 hour ago

Yes

I'm fed up of this car stuff I have no interest in it or the person putting it there go away.

1 hour ago

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I just want a day off from everyone trapping me. Stopping me live trapping me in poverty and spamming my phone

1 hour ago

My reply is no

At least I would have a day off away from everyone

1 hour ago

My reply is no

You refused the id requests for multiple years when asked

1 hour ago

My sources say no

Can I go to prison. You haven't sent the people doing this to me and unlike them I haven't done anything wrong.

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Get out of my phone it's doing its own thing

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Is Fran going to be selected for the team to go to South Africa

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Are we going to sell Milton Equestrian centre soon

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should we give up showjumping

3 hours ago

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Music lyrics are everywhere.

9 hours ago

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Guantanamo rhymes and reminds me of “ Guantanamera Guajira Guantanamera Guantanamera Guajira Guantanamera Yo soy un hombre sincero, de donde crece la palma Yo soy un hombre sincero, de donde crece la palma“

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

Would guantanamo be nicer than having to tolerate this

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

"Oompa loompa, doompa di-doo I got a bad feeling 'bout you Oompa loompa, I don't know, dude I got a bad feeling 'bout you"

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

will i get a 2.2 degree this year? Leave me alone I don't want to talk to you

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Will I see james tmrw get lost

10 hours ago

Most likely

Will I get away from these people

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Bigfoot, not big food. Lol.

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Oh, hey ya! There's a big food between us. They have such huge feet.

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

The big foot, duh.

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Who wears 12-14

13 hours ago

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What does that mean

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Hmm, uh-huh.

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will these people go to prison for this

15 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will these people go to prison for this

15 hours ago

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Will these people go to prison for this

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will these people go to prison for this

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Maybe that stair lift should be taken off of you so you know what it's like to be trapped. You trapped my disabled mum and I last year so we couldn't leave

16 hours ago

You may rely on it

Pathetic stannah spammer pathetic.

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Bet you won't answer this just change to some pathetic bs

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

How much longer are you going to trap me in poverty for and prevent me leaving

16 hours ago

My sources say no

You just do more harm to me and play you pathetic games

16 hours ago

My reply is no

You never apologise or make right what you have done

16 hours ago

Don't count on it

Is Jordan seeing someone? Fvk off

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will this work withie fvk off

16 hours ago

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All you care about is yourself and what you can get out of any situation even when it means hounding me and making me homeless through your actions

16 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take your luxury affordable blind ads and go fvk yourself

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Can't answer me you fvking coward can you

16 hours ago

Outlook good

All while you spam me with your sht

16 hours ago

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How many companies have you told not to hire me and how many lies have you spread about me

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

What's your fvking plan, how much longer are you preventing me from living

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

You stopped me for months and yet you are happy to earn money yourself and even brag about bonuses every year

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Are you going to pay to fix my car before the end of the year as you stop my jobs and came on here with your g bs

16 hours ago

Very doubtful

You are more than happy to stop me working and paying to heat this house myself

16 hours ago

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Are you going to pay for heating this winter?

16 hours ago

Don't count on it

Stop preventing me getting a job

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Back with the stannah list again

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Every time I come on here and ask a random ball of probability if I will get a job in London Aviva ads flickers and it says no

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

Go get a C's job and leave me alone. See how you like it I'm not doing iti would rather be in Guantanamo than deal with a fvking customer

19 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Never bothered to actually know me, you had a preconception and ran with it. Made it up as you went along.

19 hours ago

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Even said you can't understand me because you decided who I was from day one.

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

Been pregnant for over two years straight. You are mental

19 hours ago

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Will my baby come in next 3 days? Fvk off

19 hours ago

Yes - definitely

If it's good enough to forced me how about you do it. Thought not

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is this I know her then turns out you don't when you lied and made decisions on someone else's life who has to do the sht job

19 hours ago

My reply is no

You don't know me or you wouldn't do that to me. You deal with those idiots everyday I'm not going to

19 hours ago

My sources say no

All to get your bent friend off

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Because you aren't the one having to do that sht and deal with fvking people

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

Stop preventing my jobs and trying to force me into some c s

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

how on earth did edward surive without wally? Get lost

19 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming with pension annuity rates because you heard me on the radio shows how little you know about me. You know nothing about finance, nothing about the industry and nothing about me so you play these stupid games.

19 hours ago

Outlook good

Get out of my phone, your hacking messes with my ability to use it properly including writing or using a touch screen.

19 hours ago

Outlook good

If you can't be trusted to have like a human then maybe you shouldn't be allowed near electronic devices

19 hours ago

As I see it, yes

They don't whip out of medical certificate every time you are told to leave me alone.

19 hours ago

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Fyi some ex sas have ADHD and they don't do this. It's not part of it so don't hind your repeated actions as an excuse of a illness that doesn't make do you this.

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You said at some point you have ADHD and that means you can do this to me

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

Probably are disabled or know someone disabled because you spam with it. Spam about being g a y or disabled physically or said you had ADHD thinking it makes you excused while continuing doing the same thing every day

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

And your play different protective characteristics believing it means your childish spamming is protected

19 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I believe you are a man

19 hours ago

My reply is no

When you put children's clothes, do you believe you are a child. Is that why you look at the clothes Although you spam me that you are pregnant.

19 hours ago

Yes

Are you a dei hire

19 hours ago

Outlook good

tetheeehhhhteet stop changing my words to this

19 hours ago

It is certain

Spamming me with things from 2015, 2013 do you have dementia or are you saying you have done this since then

19 hours ago

As I see it, yes

will i attebd job interviews nov 2015? Stop changing my words to this rubbish

19 hours ago

Most likely

What does spamming me with transport police do though? If you think I have police around me it makes me wonder why you do this in front of them.

19 hours ago

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I guess those applications will go nowhere as you have come on here to announce like you do when you mess them up.

20 hours ago

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Am I supposed to be scared when you spam me with mi5/6 You are the one hacking me and spamming with baby or childrens thing.

20 hours ago

It is certain

Spam me on here or another app knowing I can only respond publicly

20 hours ago

It is certain

Is that why you record every conversation you have where you orchestrate a reaction so you look like you aren’t causing it.

20 hours ago

Most likely

That’s why you do it, to upset me so I swear then you can use it against me.

20 hours ago

Without a doubt

It’s beyond frustrating when I say to leave me alone every single day and you don’t.

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Now with the Stannah lifts

20 hours ago

Don't count on it

Just leave me alone, you purposely came on here to post because I received a confirmation email. You do it near the time they arrive. It’s intentional that you want me to know you are seeing them like you did in telford

20 hours ago

Most likely

Stop spamming me with mi5/6 ads like you did two years ago and British transport police. I really don’t care for your games.

20 hours ago

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All clear insurance. Get lost.

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Always with some insurance rubbish last year it was Axa all the time.

20 hours ago

My reply is no

Five out reading my emails you looked within 10 minutes of me receiving them and now spam with childrens clothes like I had in 2024

20 hours ago

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G will I have the success?

21 hours ago

Outlook good

G will I have the success?

21 hours ago

Yes

Get your insurance bs out. I hate the industry

21 hours ago

Outlook not so good

It's actually grotesque and I don't like you being around me but I have no choice because you hack my phone and I can't afford to stop it. You make sure of that

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Not a single decent person I have ever met has been that obsessed with money. It pays the bills and can do things for people. You are like a greedy monster obsessed with money everyday

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You are sick

24 hours ago

Yes

You are aick

24 hours ago

Outlook good

Spamming me about becoming homeless then also bragging you are stopping my jobs because they are all too good for me.

24 hours ago

Most likely

Coming on here to change my words this year to going on about money and being a millionaire everyday since I went to London this year is sickening. No a single wealthy person I'm aware of has every looked at their money everyday. Only people who are in something for the wrong reasons

24 hours ago

My sources say no

Every place since where they do stuff they all see the money signs and become greedy. No creed, no morals, no decency

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

You probably say I didn't know this I didn't know that but you did it anyway. You hounded me and we're aware in one form or another about the history because you reference other places before.

24 hours ago

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Then you start blaming eachother when you all did the same thing and try to avoid the consequences of it.

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

You all sqeal and squirm but you still do it. Hak my phone follow me online everywhere I go, try to talk to me and change my words. Yet all you do is look at me and point a finger

24 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you spam and come after me when your actions are looked at. You throw the kitchen sink at me. Yet you forget all the things you have done to me over the last however many years

24 hours ago

My reply is no

What do you believe in when all you care about is money.

1 day ago

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I wouldnt even call it being ruthless because it requires some skill other than self creed.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Then again they were quoting conversations I had at home

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spending all day talking about wanting to be a millionaire bit like spamming me on here

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

I haven't come across anyone this obsessed with money since my last boss. In all the finance companies the creed without skill or the genuine interest in the subject was genuinely off the charts

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You are a sicko leave me alone

1 day ago

My sources say no

Will i meet my own catwoman and her latex catsuit? Fvk off you sicko

1 day ago

Most likely

Also claimed I was highly sensitive at the time and started to label as me it. Don't put words in my mouth and don't make up sht

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Why do you only allow admin jobs which I made clear I never wanted when they tried t talk me I to that crap two years ago

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Every single time I came on here and asked if I would get out of here soon it always said no if I mentioned london

1 day ago

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Why did you stop my jobs and say it was because they are too good for me last year. Every single jobs I applied for came with a pathetic excuse

1 day ago

Outlook good

Everyday you spam with this Katherine name and different people

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Reactive abuser

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You change my words to get a reaction then claim I'mnot stable

1 day ago

Most likely

Is Phil Armstrong going to kiss Katherine Umayam the next time he sees her ? Fvking off with these same names

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You are obsessed with money and how you can get it. Be a decent person and leave me alone.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You changed what I write

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will I become financially rich in less than two weeks from today? Fvk off gold digger

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Why do I have to put up with this everyday.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Spamming me I can't have a job I applied for minutes earlier when you change what I write because it's too good for me and it's something I had previously done

1 day ago

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Living in groundhog day get out

1 day ago

Very doubtful

It's always the same. Don't like the people that turn up, don't like it a guy gives me attention and need to compete. Usually decades older for some reason. W t f

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Always some bs about how I'm ugly or how you always need to be better in one way or another. I don't know you stop competing with me in my own phone.

1 day ago

Yes

Leave me alone

1 day ago

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I haven't lied. Yet when I expose it you always call me fat or that I'm a liar

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

are you lying? Lave me alone

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I'm sick of your names, sick of the dating. Sick of your money obsession and how you keep spamming about the poorest rich people in vulgar

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Why didn't I receive an acknowledgement email today. It's an automated system.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

I'm not asking you for a job I've seen what they are like. I don't want you messing with my life. That's different.

1 day ago

Most likely

Leave me alone and stop preventing me get a job u less it's a shtshow

1 day ago

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You spam with random names. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

1 day ago

Most likely

Take you made up names. Take your corrupt people and leave me alone

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

I don't manipulate you, you twist the narrative and I don't want anything from you. Just leave me alone.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Next you will try to twist this that I'm trying to manipulate as you do every time I try to explain what you have done isn't acceptable

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You write it because you think it will upset me like you asked what my phobias are. No nice person would ask that only a sinister person planning to cause harm.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Yet writing this you spam about some cloud or being up the duff. Gain why would I need to know.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You decided I wasn't good enough in my natural state so try to erase me and replace it with a version you create

1 day ago

My sources say no

I don't care if you are a Christian, g a y or anything else. I shouldn't know. That's the point. Every aspect of my life you try to erase and write over. Forcing things on me to try to erase my natural tastes and abilities

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Why is it impossible to leave me alone and leave your stuff in your device and stop overwriting my life

1 day ago

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Don't put you stuff in my phone, take your mechanic bas as well that's the latest along with football

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Spam with Shtty sourdough bread and blueberries because you know I don't like them. The same with other foods, animals, hobbies and anything else you can think of.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Why do you sht on me then get upset when I mention it.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Back with the stannah bs

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Then you spent weeks spamming with psychology videos about gaslighting someone into thinking something was there idea when I complained about being forced into something

1 day ago

My sources say no

Bragged you deleted my job prospects that you knew I wanted because you didn't want me to leave where I was forces

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

You literally wait to hear what I don't want to do and then look for the worst version of it to force on me.

1 day ago

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Never have I come across such controlling oppressive individuals who have dictated someone else's career based on their own insecurities and need to punish them

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Does London need to be evacuated because only two people can live their and no one else

1 day ago

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