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Why else would you spam me with these

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Why else would you spam me with these

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why else would you spam me with these

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why else would you spam me with these

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why else would you spam me with these

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Out on the water ?

2 hours ago

Yes

I don’t know if I should go back and look for a different job

2 hours ago

Ask again later

I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I have a question for you about the car

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

She told me do you Gemma she said this me so is this true and does everyone know ?

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

No it is Olivia

2 hours ago

Ask again later

Should I give it up to Lauren

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Moan Moan moan

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Complete waste of time to be the problem and act like a solution

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Why did you put Pinterest ads in my phone while I was in Kent and in the last 20 minutes again. As well as your builder videos. FFS you spam about therapy but you are a problem to someone who says they want to be left alone.

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

O.o

3 hours ago

My reply is no

You do it for years purely for the reaction yet deny it's reactive abuse to trigger a response

9 hours ago

Most likely

I guess the only explanation is the same bs of she's so mean. Always removing your actions to focus on my reaction.

9 hours ago

Outlook not so good

It's obvious you are mentally handicapped because you spam me with the same things that you know I don't want and expect a didn't outcome. Why else would you spam someone who finds you revolting

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

wil the thai prince be kidnapped before the wedding#kinkyedgeromanticism??q"v fvking twit

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Maybe stop being a disgusting control freak s talker and fvk off. Not a single person in insurance I've met has a life or job I want. D

9 hours ago

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Why do you spam with insurance, land for sale and octopus energy. What's the fvking point day in day out. I don't want any of it yet your ego is so far up your own backside you decided it what my life should be.

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your land for sale and fvk off. You play the same record I don't want bit like yourself. Acting like you are a prize while being a creepy slime ball hounding me.

9 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Imagine if you were spammed by creepy men all the time who won't leave you alone for years then try to use anything as an excuse to stay around. Disgusting old creep fvk off

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You spam me with stuff I don't want like yourself and then your ego can't take it. You make stuff up I never said and ran with it. I don't like you. Fvk off

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You spammed me with this octopus sht from the moment you forced me here. Fvk off you are s.talking me and you are seen as a unattractive hideous creature who then tries to play she so mean card when you don't fvk off creep

9 hours ago

Yes

Why do you spam me with tracksuit wearing builders. Just leave me alone. You are putting your sht in my phone not the other way around.

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why do I keep having break up videos. I don't care about your life so get out of mine

11 hours ago

It is certain

Will i get away from these people who forced me here and stop me get a real job

11 hours ago

My sources say no

Will I get new clients

15 hours ago

Yes

Will I get new clients

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Will I get new clients

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will I get new clients

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Have I got new clients

15 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Her and I?

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Don’t buy on AliExpress hoping you will get everything exactly…

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get the refund from AliExpress?

20 hours ago

It is decidedly so

What do you mean?!

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

I deserve justf your actions

1 day ago

My reply is no

“ I'm on my way Driving at ninety down those country lanes Singing to Tiny Dancer And I miss the way you make me feel, it's real We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill Over the castle on the hill Over the castle on the hill”

1 day ago

Yes

Why are you spamming me with local bouncy castle ads

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Where's my entertainment?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

O.o

2 days ago

Ask again later

Why the fvk can't I have a normal life with normal people and not the fvking weirdo rejects hounding me

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Leave me alone, it's fcked up

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

You did this weird stuff last year

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You did this weird stuff last year

2 days ago

My reply is no

Why do you put channels of Chinese women eating and cutting up fish and meat

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Also other weird sht like picking lice

2 days ago

Outlook good

Why do you fill my feed with Chinese channels cutting fish

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will Paul get the job FFS

2 days ago

My sources say no

You waited until people left this afternoon to start up. After 7 plus hours of it today I've had enough of your pathetic rage baiting immature games

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

It's wasn't funny last year or the year prior. It's pathetic.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

It's crude and immature. I've had enough of stupid idiots with nothing to bring to the table other than the mentality of a 5year old who thinks they are smart

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

You probably think you are clever spamming me with this stuff or your naked women and dating ads.

2 days ago

My reply is no

This in conjunction with your plaster and builder videos shows why workmen are nasty

2 days ago

Very doubtful

If anyone was in any doubt of what kind of sicko I have to suffer everyday for years, this is a prime example

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Do I need vag surgery? Why do you erase my words to replace them with the sick spamming

2 days ago

Very doubtful

You make me sick. I feel violated whenever you hack into my phone and h a r a s s me

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do you spam me with Bedford. Just leave me alone. You did the same last year and you weren't welcome then either

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why do you stop my ability to get away from these predators and trap me here

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I feel physically sick at the thought of these disgusting creepy men in my phone

2 days ago

You may rely on it

It's disgusting

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

And that Anthony creep

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you still spam me with workmen. It's nasty

2 days ago

Yes

Why do you stop my opportunities this year last and prior to get away from these awful people

2 days ago

It is certain

Why did you force me here and now I have this person with their plastering and Anthony sht

2 days ago

It is certain

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

2 days ago

Ask again later

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

2 days ago

My sources say no

Mattel did a great deal in the 50’s creating that toy.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

But I can’t deny it isn’t satisfying to talk to a Magic 8 Ball and its random answers.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Haha, people being naive regarding a Magic 8 ball.

2 days ago

Ask again later

What to expect from an algorithm? Random answers. It doesn’t lie or tell the truth, duh.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Does this lie?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Does this tell the truth always?

3 days ago

It is certain

Does this tell the truth?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Is Rob R. a good person?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will Rob and I date each other?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will I go to Wales next year?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Will I be single for the rest of my life?

3 days ago

Ask again later

Is Rob the right guy for me?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Boohoo, is it baby gonna cry?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

F#ck everybody. Keep it down or zip it.

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i?

3 days ago

My reply is no

You spam me with. Fvking plumbing, gas electricians and firefighters. W t f get out

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Then again you didn't see anything wrong with what

3 days ago

Outlook good

Ai says you are draining me with your intrusion. It also says you are a threat to me with you actions. Fvk off

3 days ago

Don't count on it

I love skipping what a cvnt

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Imagine someone being in your house and talking about themselves and the most boring topics you have no interest in then when you also them to leave they don't. This is my life for years. Fvk off

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do you understand how frustrating it is to have some hideous twerp in your phone everyday haking it and spamming you with their life along with things about being friends when they make you feel sick

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

You are h a r a s s I n g me along with your dental bs fvk off

3 days ago

Outlook good

Quit spamming me with knives all the time. I literally don't care what you like I don't even like you

3 days ago

Very doubtful

When I said I never wanted to see anyone ever again I meant it.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Quit spamming me with your workmen bs. I don't want a builder or whatever the fvk you are

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

will jess fall in love with me? Fvk off

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Fvk off you plumber cvnt with your best plumbing ads and Shtty workman crp

3 days ago

Outlook good

Moan moan moan

3 days ago

My sources say no

What? Explain yourself. You have been flooding or spamming the website with this repeating stuff.

3 days ago

It is certain

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

My sources say no

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Outlook good

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

It is certain

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Outlook good

Heaters hull hut

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

hmm, ok.

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is Fran going to get eliminated again this week at sentower

3 days ago

Don't count on it

You bs doesn't work on me because I never wanted you around from the start try a different schmuck who will buy the sht you sell

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I see your YouTube screen flicker and the videos about putting yourself in a cage to feel safe. Way to twist it well done. Except you have been spamming me erasing my words and stating you are stopping my job applications.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

So now you go back to pretending to be a student. How many nutters are floating around in your head that you spam me with. I hope they all end up in jail away from me so I can live my life like a normal person

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Especially how many years you have hounded me for. Spamming with any guy who has worked around me. Chasing after them like a crazed nutter.

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Kind of why I want to be single. With people like this around. It's best to stay alone

3 days ago

Don't count on it

I was shocked and hurt by it that someone who has into my devices to spam me with it, the vindictive nature of purposely trying to take a guy they thought I liked and thought liked me out of spite.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

But you still spammed me with this story you made up in your head

3 days ago

My reply is no

The problem is I wasn't told who I liked and no guy liked me

3 days ago

Most likely

Ow from your spamming in Telford, what did you say I know you liked him and he liked you so I took him and you need to get over it

3 days ago

My reply is no

You are the one who had her man taken by another. W t f

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

You also said are we sharing the git with London when I was going down there

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Everyone else is busy doing while you are stopping me because you have achieved nothing and don't want to be lonely at the bottom so you drag others down

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Is the reason Karla left facebook is that Jobe being a git? More names and erasing my words. Always looking into everyone else's business

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Don't expect anybody with the name you spam me with to turn up. They have no obligation or responsibility to you so quit baiting me and them.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Not sure what you think name dropping achieves. People are busy achieving and you are sitting there stopping me dragging names onto the mix for no good reason.

3 days ago

Yes

Spamming my phone with ads of women in no clothing, XL pole dancing, gambling, and other nasty things. You spam me then act offended when called out. If you were such a dirty creep I wouldn't have anything to say

3 days ago

You may rely on it

True or not doesn't matter you decided to follow me from website to website with your grotesque immature spamming then say but I have a certificate for adhd

3 days ago

Without a doubt

So maybe before you try to come after me as the bad person quit spamming me around the internet and sharing your tiny peepee question again and again via your account you made other questions private

3 days ago

Yes

Also quit spamming with your love honey ads, it's sxl h a r a s s m e n t

3 days ago

My sources say no

My mum said the one who can't have kids is a Jaffa. I didn't know the term but she explained it

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Also your new build houses are chavvy

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Yet you spend your time spamming me and h a r a s s I n g me. You shouldn't be anywhere near children

3 days ago

My reply is no

You spam me with adoption in Norfolk ads

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

I have spoken to many people about this certificate you said you have when asked to explain why you hacked my phone. Not a single person I have spoken to who is disabled, has a certificate.

3 days ago

Outlook good

You erased my words for this wow that certificate you have for ADHD is crazy

3 days ago

My reply is no

is joey a chid ?? Who's joey? What's a child?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

You don't even have anything to say. Just a load of immature spamming

3 days ago

You may rely on it

The crazy thing is you don't see any fault erasing my word and replacing them in my phone

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Just another way for you to twist what you did to paint me as the bad person while you stop me leaving

3 days ago

My reply is no

Especially with all the other nasty things you spam me with

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

You publicly asked a question about having a sub 4 inch peepee that you could have made private. You shared this information so don't act all hurt when I raise it while you s.talk me

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Making accounts on websites to follow me and try to communicate with me fvk off

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

You had a problem when you are the one following me around the internet

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

so? Wow looks who's crawled out from under their rock

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Leave me alone instead of ruining another day you turned up in. Get lost prik

3 days ago

My sources say no

You can't even spell.

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

will i go out with hrvy W t f get lost

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you say your excuse is your have ADHD certificate.

3 days ago

It is certain

So take your football and the rest of your s h I t e and fvk off. Know your audience instead of hounding me

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Also spamming that you have ADHD is no excuse to h a r a s s me. You being the problem doesn't make me the solution when you create the situation I have to suffer

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

You are spamming my phone the onus is on you to fvk off

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam me with a r s e n a l football I don't like football at all.

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

How much longer until I'm rid of these hideous people and i can live my life, wear my nice clothes and get away from everyone

3 days ago

My sources say no

As you are spamming me with Norwich maybe you could go to cookes and ask for the world's smallest violin. Trying to manipulate or muster sympathy from people worse off than you shows how out of touch you are

4 days ago

It is certain

Erased my words to spam me about your job while you stop me getting one. Yet you come to me with this. I don't fvking think so pal. Fvk off

4 days ago

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will i keep my job? Why does this fvking builder keep turning up with their sht. I don't want gravel or pavement I want to live in a flat leave me alone

4 days ago

Most likely

I'm not being paid for attention or otherwise

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

I didn't. I am not a hacker. I am not your person. It isn't only you who uses this website. I gotta go.

4 days ago

Yes

If you pay attention, all the Magic 8 Ball answers are always the same 20 answers.

4 days ago

It is certain

Why do my camera look like Star wars when it's not snowing outside. You did this last year

4 days ago

Most likely

I am not an AI. I am a human being. This site doesn’t opera-te like ChatGPT or Gemini.

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

I am not an AI, but Magic 8 Ball is generated by algorithms' answers.

4 days ago

My reply is no

are you ai

4 days ago

Ask again later

are you ai

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Joan Jett - bad reputation. Rock n roll baby.

4 days ago

My reply is no

Living in the past, it's a new generation A girl can do what she wants to do and that's what I'm gonna do

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

I don't gi.ve a da.mn 'bout my repultation

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Now I posted what you do to me you usually then spam me with narcissist posts stating a narcissist is never on the wrong. But doing it for three years so why change now.

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Guess that's been the running theme. You do something questions are asked then you do more for revenge that anyone has the audacity to ask you questions about your actions. On repeat for years plus all the things you did before anyone turned up. But still it's not enough revenge against me. Always something else to do to me

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Never anything to say for yourself when I ask when I ask how much longer as you going to stop my jobs for, at least year year you had the balls to say you would only allow me to get a job if you get to keep yours while then recruiting more people to do the same

4 days ago

Outlook good

Funny how your actions never enter the conversation just your bs including spamming other sites I visit.

4 days ago

Ask again later

So now you use my mother as new material. Fyi she hated what you were doing last year. She told me to get as far away from you as possible.

4 days ago

Ask again later

You only started doing it once you forced us here and when you also restarted your threats of activities you did in Telford.

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why else would you spam me with these things and spam me you are stopping my job applications.

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Just ignore the fact you were spamming me with financial amounts and ndas while stopping my jobs. Kind of implies you are trying to force a desperate situation for a low ball amount under duress

4 days ago

Yes

No matter how you try to spin it you are an awful person. Stopping my ability the earn any income for over a year forcing me into a position where I had less than £12 a month the buy electric, food and water while spamming me with naked women and your disgusting dating sotes

4 days ago

It is certain

Debts but once again your hacking changes my words

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

I'm the bad person for taking out loans to cover my mother's dental paying her bills, food electronics whatever she wanted I did all I could for her but let use it as an opportunity to cause more psychological harm to me. You have nothing else going on in your life.

4 days ago

You may rely on it

I'm the bad person for you spamming my with your tat every single day for years on end.

4 days ago

My reply is no

I'm the bad person for not forcing her against her will to do things, for not being able to get us out of here because you broke my car and stopped my jobs and spammed me daily.

4 days ago

You may rely on it

I missed the lorry by 10 meters if that in the dark. Just ignore that focus on my mother and how you can use her to come after me as I refuse to put up with your bs in every other part of the country while you stop my jobs and make me homeless

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Yet I'm the bad person always. Never you and what you have done to me daily. Always looking for a reason to punish me, calling me crazy. Trying to have me sectioned, repeating the same bs company after company. Spreading lies about me again and again to ruin my life but that's never enough for you

4 days ago

Ask again later

The cut engine cut out as I was crossing a national speed limit road as a lorry was coming.

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why would my car change the music on my phone when it changed gear every time on an automatic engine

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Like the trackers you keep spamming me with that cut out my car engine and nearly killed me

4 days ago

My sources say no

Why is it always I'm the bad person when you invade my devices but you never see what your actions have done to me

4 days ago

Yes

Why do you spam me with people or situations of abuse and expect me to not be triggered and ignore it when it's personal in my phone on sites I visit

4 days ago

Without a doubt

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