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does he hate me

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It is decidedly so

does he hate me

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I need desperate help so I spilt cooking oil down my coat when I was biting into a parsnip I’ve sprayed it with Elbow Grease then washed it and it’s not worked!! Any ideas?

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Is me and Colette going to split up

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will i get the job at MSFT

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will i get the job at MSFT

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Reply hazy, try again

Whoa

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Yes - definitely

Will I get the job

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My reply is no

Who the fvk lives in thorpe end

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It is certain

Have I messed up

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Most likely

Yes or no

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Cannot predict now

Yes or no

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Most likely

Does it matter ?

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My sources say no

Just know that if you’re a fan of the show and you don’t like it then you don’t need to be on it

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Outlook not so good

Stop trying to convince people who are not interested in your advice

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As I see it, yes

Is this the best way forward?

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Better not tell you now

How many times are you going to post this Nothing to do with you how old are you

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How many times are you going to post this Nothing to do with homemaking tips

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My reply is no

what does it take to get rid of you and your stupid games

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Yes - definitely

Am I being annoying why won’t I get a reply?

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Most likely

Am I being annoying

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Yes

Am I being judged

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Very doubtful

Better tell Snoop dog then

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Concentrate and ask again

Sarah Sarah Sarah

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Very doubtful

will with the eminem crap fvk off

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Very doubtful

Will I Get A Girlfriend Soon?

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Signs point to yes

Hmm

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Yes - definitely

same wit the eminem crap you pulled tonight

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It is certain

always a sarah and your always begging

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whats the hideous cats about? because you know i hate them or because i hate you and them

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Yes

Shall I ask sarah for 30 quid until tomorrow?

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My sources say no

i deserve to be able to go to the toilet or have a shower without strangers watching

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Very doubtful

whats the point in having me surround by security for years on end when you havent addressed the problem

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Without a doubt

thn wonder why i hate your living guts

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You may rely on it

is ithy i have the constant job emails over the last week, because you know its too fvking basic yet you set it up and prevented the ones i wanted

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Better not tell you now

its a bad combination of me seeing too much and you not being up to it (sloppy)

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My reply is no

TNA

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It is decidedly so

whats with the birds, you no they are touchy about robyn

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It is decidedly so

its constant fvk ups all day every day and yet its water off a ducks back to you

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Yes - definitely

i just dont understand why you are so stupid and hod the position you do

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My sources say no

why do you punish me when i didnt do anything wrong

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Outlook good

Good Good job?

20 hours ago

Most likely

Good job !

20 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is it true ?

20 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is it true ?

20 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Oh soz

20 hours ago

You may rely on it

Very sad news

20 hours ago

Very doubtful

Very sad news

20 hours ago

My sources say no

Very sad news

20 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shut up junkie and your stupid bag.

20 hours ago

Yes - definitely

No. If you do. You’ll get a gambling addiction.

20 hours ago

Without a doubt

Should I gamble ?

24 hours ago

My sources say no

Yeah, if you trained hard you’ll do good in your 2000 m race.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Am going to do good in my 2000m race

1 day ago

Very doubtful

I will find a rehab for you and you won’t have to get bags.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Shut up junkie and your stupid bag.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

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