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Ok. Ok.

1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

Why does it bother them if people turn up but their haking and other activities don't. They only seem annoyed it's exposed not that they are wrong to do it

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

He knows I'm in survival mode and don't deal with sequences, you only learned about it this year via a phone call you tapped.

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why did you put Lehman brothers closure in my feed again. Talk about obsessed with it this year. In the office, in my phone. Then the CEO about giving to those in need interview. Not forgiving someone who's trying to make me homeless, an entire montage.

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do you have a problem with me venting but don't see the problem with the cause every week

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Sup, cool, sweet. Vent. That’s right. Don’t keep to yourself.

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Hmm, uh-huh.

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Or your gluten free safari bs that turns up.

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Bit like last year with your only you and I belong in London no one else while stopping my jobs and running after some guy all year

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Putting we deserve to be millionaires in my feed while hounding me and meaning that you are so hard done by. So tone deaf all the time like spamming me with houses when I will be homeless as a direct result of not having a job which you stop

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Your cyber defense lawyer ads came up who specialise in cases where you were told not to use devices. How would that come up on my phone if you were complying

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Quit with the workmen act, I don’t find it attractive. It’s yuk. Leave me alone

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming your boss is setting you up to fail. Sorry I don’t give a sht, you have a job. I don’t and you are stopping me get one. No violins for you

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

All last year you did this, then spamming me with monetary amounts and ndas. Leave me alone, read the rules and get out of my life. You think I benefit from what you are doing to me then spam me that in have secure wealth. You a crazy. Leave me alone. Why do you spam with cyber security and Ashdod for

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

The screen flickers, your bs appears then you try to frame me a angry. I’m cold, tired, bleeding internally for some reason and having to suffer you daily. Leave me alone.

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Every week I’m having to explain myself as to why I can’t get a job and they refuse to accept you are stopping me while you spam me daily whenever I receive a company email and you spam my Instagram feed with silly excuses why I won’t get it. Why would you say that along with your g rubbish on here

7 hours ago

Most likely

Then when I don't want this in my life you state I will feel the consequences. Fcked up

8 hours ago

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Haking my phone to read my texts, email and listen into calls then sabotage my opportunities because I would be miles away from you. Who wants that. It's fcked in the head

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What sane person would date their stalker who has serious issues with jealousy. W t f. Serial killer in the making

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Trying to love b o m b me then having issues with anyone else if I don't want you. Spamming with other men. Just accept I don't like you. Leave me alone

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You are sick spamming me with engagement rings all the time. I don't even know you but what you are doing to me I saw happen to my mum by my dad. He's a social climbing socialist weasel

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I don't benefit, you stop me earning any money and you are an opportunistic gold digger

8 hours ago

It is certain

I have no interested in you and you are wrong to believe I benefit from this nightmare you enforce upon me. You think I benefit then you can poa over me as a cash cow

8 hours ago

Most likely

Trying to cause a meltdown to take control over my life. Spamming with 1 acre property and outdoor kitchens. I'm not interested.

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spamming me and for months trying to make me look like I'm unable to look after myself when you are abusing my via haking

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take you Adidas trainers and tents in your temu ads. I'm not interested

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Then you spam me that I have anger issues like you did moments ago because I write on here what you are doing. It's not anger it's you being offended when exposed for you sick acrions

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why have I had calls then I answer and no sound. You are messing with my phone and repeatedly say you want to marry me w t f. You sick haker who goes after me if you can't control me

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Day in day out this local corruption trapping me in poverty while blaming me for it

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

You spam me with everything but yourself. Always with your insurance or Norfolk Suffolk jobs then blame London when you stop me

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

It's sick along with your other stunts like the anti Semitic bs all of last year since we were forced here along with the rest I have repeatedly mentioned

8 hours ago

Most likely

You spam me with 6 ads or met when you spam my feed with excuses why I won

8 hours ago

Most likely

Yoy spam me with 6 ads or met when you spam my feed with excuses why I won't get a job I have applied for minutes before. The company wouldn't have even looked at it but you spam me I won't get it

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will I get away from this creep with their dating ads in my phone and their firefighting bs

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get away from these mental people stopping my jobs

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why are you looking at amex 25 for

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Spamming me with things you wouldn't know or having colleagues ask me about unless they read my emails 15 minutes before. It was the other end of the country and they wouldn't have known.

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Spamming me with NatWest and weatherbys. I remember what you did when I was in Telford. You send a message when you spam me with these company ads

9 hours ago

Outlook good

Tsk… “- -

9 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are a sick desperate cling on who won’t leave me alone. Two years ago you bragged about stopping my applications to force me here.

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

It’s sick you s.talk me and spam me about what I look like

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You erased my words to talk about my weight loss. How do you see that I have lost weight and going on about some Christian

11 hours ago

Most likely

Leave me alone. Stop preventing me earn money and suitability look after myself in a place I want to be and feel safe unlike where you forced me

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Changing my words to do I like being a muse - no. Why did you write to over my words and answer your own question

11 hours ago

Ask again later

It’s amazing what you allow through and what you erased

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will Ireland win cricket match against Namibia today

11 hours ago

Yes

Maybe I should email for asylum again can tell them about all the names you spam me with

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are erasing my words like a weasel

12 hours ago

Yes

Trapped me and prevented my jobs for two years unless I turn up and they already know the story you gave them

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

will odhran hate me I don't care

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Noticed how I haven't applied because I don't want to

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Any job that's not around here you have stopped for two years since insurance that you try and force me back to

12 hours ago

Most likely

vvcvcvcvccvvcvcvvcvcvc that's all you have to say like a idiot

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

How would you know I wouldn't get the job u less you stop it

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why dp you spam me with met ads and 5/6 then Shtty excuses why I won't get a job I've just applied for.

12 hours ago

Outlook good

You are corrupt and think insurance is the holy grail. It isn't. Leave me alone and stop trying to force me into a second rate pile of sht like you did last year spring summer. Same AXA bs same Insurance spamming

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

Always trying to force me here or only allowing jobs that are nearby to go through. I don't want and never have wanted to be here. So leave me alone you sick corrupt freak

13 hours ago

My sources say no

Why are you spamming my linkedin with AXA people. I don't know how many times over how many years you have tried to force me into that place or industry while stopping my job applications then adding another few weeks, another few weeks now another 6 months

13 hours ago

Most likely

Will New Zealand win cricket match against India today

14 hours ago

Yes

Will India win cricket match against New Zealand today

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Yup. All we need a day off. Good luck :)

20 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Have a day off, I know I need one.

21 hours ago

It is certain

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne and plays everybody else

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne and play everybody else

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne and play everybody else

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Does Marcus EnochMeade love only Chantelle Merylinne and play everybody else

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne and play others

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne

23 hours ago

Most likely

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Merylinne

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Are we going to have a successful show at South view with both ponies next week

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Are miracle and Fran going to be back on form now

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Have miracle and Fran got over their confidence loss

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

- -“ tsk

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Get out of my phone and go away

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Fvk off with your coffee machines, just because I've been on the phone to the doctor doesn't give you a g-d given right to hound me fvk off

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Stop erasing my words and fvk off with you sht everyday.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

will i move in with archana? Leave me alone

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why is this sicko allowed to continue to hound me year in year out. They stop my jobs financially trapped me and try to trigger me everyday then call their friends when they are told to stop.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will Afghanistan win cricket match against Bangladesh today

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will Afghanistan win cricket match against Bangladesh today

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Stop erasing my words. You hate me I don't carem my mum hated you and what you are doing to me leave me alone

1 day ago

My sources say no

Will he come back to me? Go away

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I don't need your targeted bs everyday this year or last. It's mental torture this year and last while I was trying to get mum and I away from here while you did this to me.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Take your woe is me bs along with your friends you call up after someone speak to you.

1 day ago

My reply is no

Take you Shtty wood cutting and coffee machines and get out

1 day ago

Most likely

I'm cold, tired and fed up of this.

1 day ago

My reply is no

Why are they trapping me here and hounding me everyday

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why can't they leave me alone to get a job and be able to live like a normal person so how I currently have to

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Who is this coffee machine person who came back in my phone along with dell

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Most likely

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

It is certain

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

Most likely

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

1 day ago

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If I was to bet I would say gammy foot wife. She seemed to know what was going on in av and what they were looking at the day prior

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You only turn up to spam and look in my phone for the market place who do you know there? Sister or friends wife?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Didn't torment me enough last year is that it.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Is this the reaction you wanted so you call up to have me sectioned.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

How could I forget the antique lighters and n a z I videos what a fine specimen you are

2 days ago

Yes

Spamming me with the beige trousers farmer man and how I nearly drowned, well done. Aren't you a clever person

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Aaron had the brain of a pea. For over seven years he couldn’t understand the nuances, my pov, etc.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

You have issues and won't leave me alone.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

You spammed me with them while stopping my jobs to make me homeless. Just think about how sick it is what you are doing

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

should i even care who this is you care enough to erase my words. Leave me alone and take your horrible new build houses with you.

2 days ago

My reply is no

We have nothing in common, you cling onto me and hak my phone to stop me earn money, I want you to leave me alone. You like Lego houses and I think they are hideous. Leave me alone I don't like you

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

And you always spam me with new build homes, horrendous taste in properly

2 days ago

Most likely

Why do you spam me with companies when you are stopping me get away from a horrible horrible cruel person like yourself.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Hmm, uh-huh.

2 days ago

Yes

How much longer am I going to be trapped against my will here

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Every day you stop my jobs and trapped me here. The place you knew I never wanted to be leave me alone

2 days ago

Outlook good

Quit with your insurance ads leave me alone and stop trapping me here

2 days ago

My reply is no

Will I hear from Lee soon?

2 days ago

Most likely

Will I hear from Lee?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I get a job at bath and body works?

2 days ago

It is certain

Will current contract silver micro price in mcx come down below Twolakhninethousand price today

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will current contract gold ten price in mcx come down below onelakhfortyfourthousand price today

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will current contract silver micro price in mcx come down below Twolakhtenthoussnd price today

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will current contract silver micro price in mcx cross Twolakhfourteenthousand price today

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Am I going to get the job on gilt financing

3 days ago

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Am I going to get the job on gilt financing

3 days ago

Ask again later

Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

But you know what already because you spammed me with it stating I wasn't good enough and if I was a better daughter she would have loved me and tried harder

3 days ago

Outlook good

She didn't want to clean her teeth and declined when I asked if I could for her, she just wanted to get out of here and I couldn't do that for us.

3 days ago

Most likely

If someone doesn't want to eat I can't force her it's a use, if she didn't want to wash and didn't want me to when I offered it's abuse to force her, same with her nails and taking her medication that she never took yet you try to spam me with the most horrible things that I wasn't good enough

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Then you spam that I didn't beg her enough to try or to eat more when she kept asking when are we leaving and going back to kent

3 days ago

Ask again later

I was the one getting up and making her whatever she wanted t eat or drink everyday, offering her to wash, doing the laundry, trying to clean up the house with a tiny bin and no money to do it. Needing to apply for jobs, being hounded online and yet you decide it's never enough and try to use your spamming causing a meltdown as an opportunity to hurt me.

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

I was the only one trying to help her and get us out of here and you all did everything you could to stop me, threaten me and hound me daily. Scared her about care homes, stopping her money when she wanted to fix the car. She kept asking how much longer until we can leave and I had to tell her you were stopping my jobs applications and bragging with your g sht

3 days ago

It is certain

I was constantly trying to get mum to go outside but she didn't want to be seen or to deal with anyone on this road. Bet you will try to blame me for this as well instead of looking at the issue that she didn't feel comfortable being in her own house and wanted to get out of it while you hounded us and stopped us leaving.

3 days ago

Ask again later

You are sick in the head obsessed since we were forced back here and never look in the mirror at what it has been like for us living here with you hounding us daily with your fake help

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Who on earth what want to live in a place like this where they can go in the garden ithout being treated like a zoo exhibition. Mum didn't want to go out. Every time I did you always appeared to try and take to me.

3 days ago

Outlook good

Even last year when I was clearing the garden you stood on your roof top watching me. My mum saw you on the cameras so you stopped them

3 days ago

It is certain

Every time I try to tidy up or clean you get worse and worse with your accusations that I've done something wrong.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

You tried to split us up, stopped my jobs to trap me here and this year try to take my dog away the videos suggest

3 days ago

It is certain

You forced us here then along with your network, hacked and hounded me daily. Stripping any chance of leaving and trying to take me away from mum when she needed me. Everything she said was us. She wanted to be with me even when I asked her to go back due to the heat I had on me. She always made plans for us together and repeatedly said we are ok because we have eachother

3 days ago

Outlook good

So much for being a decent person while making drug drops and parking outside our house to do it

3 days ago

My sources say no

Mum was the least mobile yet made her do all the travelling. Then again you offered to help while stealing and breaking things that were precious to my mum and spouting your g-d bs

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Some friend for someone who has been in her life since they were teenagers.

3 days ago

Outlook good

Same the year prior cares so much that she couldn't take a 20 minute detour to see mum while driving past yet needed to know all the details about where we were

3 days ago

My sources say no

Funny how she was desperate to know where we were located then mum repeatedly told me asked if she would visit which she said no and didn't like mum saying then you don't need to know. Couldn't even bother t attend her memorial service because she was too busy on holiday in Wales at a farming show. Farming spammed all last week infact

3 days ago

Yes

Funny how you or ann that you also spam me with only texted mum when elwe were away when people had been in companies

3 days ago

Outlook good

Funny how yoy or ann that you also spam me with only texted mum when elwe were away when people had been in companies

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Christians don't deal drugs or steal from others

3 days ago

Yes

Then came around here preaching after watching a YouTube video about the wrong section of religion you said you attended once or twice

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Before coming around with your fake act of charity you spammed on here what's on it for you like always. Grubby money grabber. Ask your friend jimmy

3 days ago

Most likely

You broke my grandfathers chimney sweep and stole s I l v e r marked e g g c u p s

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

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