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Take your peonies and go away

2 hours ago

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Always telling someone who doesn't want you.

2 hours ago

Outlook good

How many years have you been buying your house, selling it or getting a fake divorce

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Will our move go ahead ? Me me me all you care about curry

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

They think my death will be closure and it gets them off of what has happened but it won't be.

2 hours ago

Most likely

I'm just looking to make sure when it happens, people don't get away with what they have done to me

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

You can't win because I'm living on free time. Unlike you, I don't care when I die

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Take you fertility problems and go away

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

You try to scare someone who wanted to be dead and you put them in that position

2 hours ago

Outlook good

You think you own people by controlling and preventing them. You don't own anything.

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I'm not staying here and no matter how much you say you own me, you don't.

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

It's why people told me about you when it mattered, because they saw you behind closed doors. I put everything in the open, I don't need to hide

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

I won't be stopped living my life by someone like you. I won't be limited and it will come back to haunt you

2 hours ago

Most likely

If a guy wants to be around me, he won't ask your permission, he will turn up when he can. If he doesn't he isn't worth my time and he won't need approval of someone else.

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't need so crumbs you are allowing me to have because you don't want them or some job you decided I'm allowed and nothing to do with my life in a place I was tortured.

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You think I'm jealous of you because you keep trying different angles but I forgot about you until you turn up. So take your car back to Oxford and maybe control all your little men

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

You put all this over the last few days because you are desperate for me to know you are around. So sad. So very sad to make everything about you again

2 hours ago

Most likely

Why do you go on about stopping them get me a birthday present in Kent when they wanted to. Did it pain you that the attention wouldn't be on you for a day

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I bet you get off on it, destroying people's lives and them going shopping like you obsessed with

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You said I couldn't have a certain job because you decided and forced me here now turn up here on purpose and always want to be seen

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why did you always need to be around even when the men changed? Why did you take the plane to fly over the house for no reason. You are a freak obsessed fvk off

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Was it you who said I can't have this career or that job because you didn't want me to have a job, or a life and now turn up where you forced me to be against my will. Go back to oxford

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

I hope I never have the misfortune to see you ever again and be rid of you.

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

What was your fcking plan, it started here. Force me here for another round of the same

5 hours ago

My reply is no

How you show your face and have no fvking shame

5 hours ago

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Even stopped me date guys you don't even like them surround me with ugly Anthony looking types

5 hours ago

Yes

You trapped me here around this corrupt bunch and prevent me leave

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I qualify under UN rules and you prevent it, even your staff asked unbeknown to me and to took it out on me

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Over turned valid ID requests by staff, prevented us at a chance of a normal life and chastised me when I tried to get away.

5 hours ago

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You should return your salary because it was a waste

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

3 years you had to sort it and you have done nothing but harm.

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Just fvk off, you force me here and then follow me here. Creep.

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

And your cruises. #vomit

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your all clear insurance and gfys

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Do they even see how they fvked me up

5 hours ago

Outlook good

What did you say yesterday that you look at my life and never want it. But you follow me around the country

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Turns out forcing to the one place on earth i never wanted to be didnt solve the problem or your insecurities

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

Bit of a cell it seems.

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Is the Iranian yours?

7 hours ago

It is certain

Post gram? ??

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

The level of manipulation your mind goes to is fvked up

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

At least you stopped spamming me about creating a false suicide note to blame random people

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Maybe someone who actually cares about what you write will translate but I dont

7 hours ago

My reply is no

zpeed snuiven en man zoekt gast 18+ mij laten neuken in mijn kont? I don't give a sht

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Goyim at its finest, thinking that shouting about fvking multiple people at once is a badge of honour

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don't care who you are just fek off you dirty lay about

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will ian and i go on another date? Why are you telling me about all these people, you must be the local bike with all this dik you chase and spam me with intel of is

7 hours ago

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And when rejected you can't take no for an answer so you try to bring in mental health like a predator to section

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Abuse of po po power and authority trying to trap someone their make their like you, Stockholm syndrome

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Like this creep with their drama school in wymondham ads and all clear travel insurance

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will I be rid of that local freaks like Anthony preventing me leave and calling me their girlfriend when they are revolting

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Hack into my computer and change what I write and send me messages like a fvked up psycho

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

You purposely cause me distress everyday and won't leave me alone

10 hours ago

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Take your g rubbish and fvk off

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have a girlfriend?

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take anthony creep with you.

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why are you overwriting about marrying an Alex? Get a life away from me you creep

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just get fvk off

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Looking through my emails and giving the contents to others

10 hours ago

My reply is no

cream cake? Fvk off fatty

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Not sure why you spam with cruises, never been on one and never plan to so just fvk off

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I'm being kind just saying Ipswich and not getting Into the weeds

10 hours ago

My reply is no

I'm not staying around here despite forcing me here and I hate you so take your wedding rubbish and do one.

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

All clear travel I surance just get the fvk away. Take you farmer friends and fvk off

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Right under robs nose as well. He doesn't come out looking like the solution but a problem like anthony

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Sht company AXA to force someone I to buy preventing legitimate applications because you can't control them

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Insurance again? Last year you were trying to force me to ipswich

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does Chris love Nicky ?? Why would I care who Chris or Nicky are

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

You hounded us everyday with this and chases us around the country

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Neither was my mother's

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

My life is nothing to do with you

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Instead of posting it for everyone to see you target at me and see where I go next to set up a new gang

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Fvk off

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I go for a drink with Marc?

11 hours ago

Yes

Bridgett newson still love me

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

is this crap? Changing what I write again

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your sell you house ads and fvk off

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Changing what I write to say will he break in, just trying to ruin everyone's weekend with your silly games

11 hours ago

Yes

I deserve a day off which I haven't had in years because you all never leave me alone

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Your little friends have done the same thing three times and now you try fourth

11 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Go ruin your own sad pathetic life and stop preventing me earn money

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

To tell your little friends what I've been up to

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Looked through my emaisl

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Utter bullocks you hack me for

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Does Ranbir Kapoor like me?

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Utter bullocks you hack me for

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

Does shaz think of me a lot

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Is Ron Greg Gloux going to see Katherine Umayam again ?

11 hours ago

Most likely

Will I ever get a day off away from your hacker trolling

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Pretending to be a school child and spamming with cremation

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just go away cretinous troll

11 hours ago

It is certain

is alan thinking about me today? So sad you troll with this

11 hours ago

My sources say no

You are obsessed and like the ones before won't leave me alone

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Two years of this rubbish with insurance go away

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

W i h f g a what does that mean

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your insurance ads and go away. I should be rid of you by now

11 hours ago

My sources say no

Definition of a vulture, feeding off of others for your own benefit

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

50p as I just logged into my emails? Selling my life away

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

am i gonna get juul money??? What does this even mean

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do you always turn up with you all clear travel insurance

12 hours ago

It is certain

When will my new car be delivered

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If you are going to spam me, at least do it with hot Jewish men

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

Is this what you have to offer the world

19 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

19 hours ago

It is certain

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

19 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

19 hours ago

Don't count on it

Actually I don't care,. I care you spread lies about me that I like you when I thought you were creep old man

19 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why did you become obsessed with me

19 hours ago

Outlook good

This level of bs didn't turn up before I left that company

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

Not going on about your junkie drugs yet then, you damage people

19 hours ago

Outlook good

You spam with dating ads then change what I write if it exposed you

19 hours ago

My reply is no

Am I supposed to understand the messages

19 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I don't know, but good luck and may things get better for you.

21 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why does nothing make sense

21 hours ago

Most likely

Why does it happen like before Syria

21 hours ago

Yes

Why does someone always pop in before ops but they are talking to someone else, why do they waste time in my devices when theya re wanting to speak to someone else

21 hours ago

Yes

Who is this pharma troll

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Bit controlling to try and decide who was allowed to date me and no regard for people feelings who are nothing to do with you.

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you ban a guy from dating me then go on about your boyfriend

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Who's the arm wrestler guy

23 hours ago

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Who's Hollie?

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does Hollie still want to strangle me? Why did you change the a r s e n a l question to this

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why the ads again for the private investigators? Something to do with yesterday's men and women?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I hope everyone on this site has a nice day.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Are you trapping me here until you have paid off your debts and using me as a cash cow

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Didn't you say last January what in it for me?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you always so desperate for money all the time.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

will i get a pay rise in work- all you care about is what you get

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Who is this h person you are obsessed with

1 day ago

Yes

It's stupid, especially the issues with me leaving when you forced me here against my will

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

hhhhhh? FFS take your Donna bs to and grow away, I don't care about some Harvey TV show or your obsession with thinking I want someone else's man

1 day ago

Most likely

Why are they allowed to prevent me get a job and not stopped repeatedly when I call it out for years then I

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why are you obsessed with me? You tell people where i am and what I'm doing. What does group stalking achieve

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You changed what I wrote on here to ask about time. Are you dying and think you can do what you like to someone and not face the consequences

1 day ago

It is certain

When I went to get a haircut, or the supermarket so civilian people turned up

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

To the people who caused this when I travelled

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Did you give out my location

1 day ago

My reply is no

is ths the first time uve had me?what does this mean and why is it important that you remove my words

1 day ago

Don't count on it

is ths the first time uve had me?

1 day ago

Outlook good

The one who said they own me

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

The one who said the jobs were too good for me and stopped them

1 day ago

My reply is no

Were you saying I was asking for too big salary last year when it was below minimum wage

1 day ago

Outlook good

Some other creep and the reason why I have security bubbles around me

1 day ago

Most likely

Are you the weirdo who turned up in the lambo, Ferrari, the and other super cars? The one with the private plates on your silver cars

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

What kind of person is doing that to someone and them spams them with me me me crap

1 day ago

Yes

I don't even know you and you still have to tell me about yourself.

1 day ago

Most likely

Always me me me with you. Hack my computer to write about yourself

1 day ago

My sources say no

should i wash my hair - really what you change it to

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Happy for people to make up lies and slander my name but when they bring you or your family into it them you act. Selfish.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I'm sick of this bs, you forced me here and trapped me. Only care if I say I'll go elsewhere to sort it as you can't control it and you look bad, nothing about doing the right thing just about yourself as always. You failed me

1 day ago

It is certain

Whats the pont with these ads, for three years you have done nothing and wasted my life, put me in the worst possible situation and sit watching your vile work. Fake pretending you are doing something is bs

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

What was the point of stopping my emails

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will I have to retake f7- how about retake English language to us erstand what fvk off means instead of changing what I write

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Are you going to compensate me when you stop my jobs or spread your stories to force me out and recruit your little gang to get me fired if possible

1 day ago

Yes

Purposely stop my ability to get a job then blame me for it

1 day ago

Most likely

No respect for me yet get upset when I don't respect you.

1 day ago

Yes

You knew the red lines and crossed them

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't know who you are but a cretin in my computer, a coward who hides behind a screen while purposely causing me distress and repeatedly doing the same thing. Forced us here and stay to ruin my life fvk u

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Call me the problem when you won't leave me alone

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Always begging for me to not seek revenge when you violated my devices and life. Carry on doing it after begging for me to drop it

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Take your Roman clothes and do one creep

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Now you hang around because you are paranoid I know too much about you while trapping me

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Forced us here and blamed us for it. Fvk you

1 day ago

Outlook good

Fvk off temu

1 day ago

My reply is no

Say someone doesn't want to be fixed when you are holding them down is beyond words stupid

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You trap me then say I don't want to change. You gaslight me and say I'm the toxic one for reacting.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

You follow me around the country and say I'm the problem.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Why do you try to change the narrative when you stop and and I'm doing everything I can to get away from you. You lie

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Haven't got enough holiday travel money and need to stop me to earn your pocket money

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Looking to earn 50p and tell people where I have applied or what for? Vulture

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Who is this with the stair lift and travel insurance.

1 day ago

Ask again later

Take your Iraqi looking Lidl carrying guy and the old Iranian looking man with the moustache

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Go hack someone else's phone and tell them about your cream pies and latex

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why you looking for pagans alter supplies

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why did you encourage the black guy? Do you see how fvked in the head you are

1 day ago

It is certain

Calling me fat when I get changed or wash and making comments on my body, don't be surprised if you get it back. You like to make it about you anyway especially when it's my figure being discussed

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

G will have another girlfriend?

1 day ago

It is certain

G will have another girlfriend?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

G will have another girlfriend?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

F a t b a s t a r d trousers go away

1 day ago

Ask again later

Take Your science freak and go away.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Tell him to stop searching me online the freak

1 day ago

My sources say no

Force me back here, then use the same method to prevent me leave. Take that ugly Anthony creep and go away

1 day ago

My sources say no

Bunch of vultures feeding off of any information you get on my life. It's scabby

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go hack someone else's phone and tell ruin their life instead

1 day ago

My reply is no

Christian marriage, go away. Never into the goyim

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Stannah stairlfot

1 day ago

Most likely

K harris

1 day ago

My reply is no

Then get some black guy to ask me out?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you tell him he's not allowed to date me

1 day ago

Without a doubt

It wasn't about the guy, it was about forcing me

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

No normal secure person would encourage men you know I wouldn't ever date to as me out because you are too insecure and need to control someones life

1 day ago

My reply is no

If you are so secure in your life and I'm so much beneath you, why do you keep tabs on me and won't leave me alone

1 day ago

My reply is no

Life when I get changed or eat then you spam me with weight loss or put nasty posts relating to physical appearance

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You have to create a life np one would want by stopping me to make yourself feel better

1 day ago

It is certain

Is it why you drive past and constantly monitor me

1 day ago

Yes

Why do you stop guys from dating me then brag about not being jealous of someone's life you would never want

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why did they force me back here and stop us leave

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you fire cheaters

1 day ago

Outlook good

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