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Will Afghanistan win cricket match against Zimbabwe today

15 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

As you are doing it and watching this now. What do you thing your punishment should be. What would you do if someone did it to you

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

I was told to ignore people who have already made up their minds about me before they have even spoken to me which is easy if they aren't haking my phone and spamming me with it through video feeds or changing my words.

1 hour ago

My reply is no

Forced me here and try to trap me fvk you

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Messing with my keyboard when you hak my phone

1 hour ago

My sources say no

And your fake illness every time I remind you that you forced us here by trapping me in poverty

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

And your fake illness every time I remind you that you forced us here by trapping me in po erty

1 hour ago

Outlook good

Take your insurance ads and fxk off

1 hour ago

Concentrate and ask again

She was dependent on me getting us out of here and you stopped us while hounded me to the point of disregulation to use against me

1 hour ago

My sources say no

More like these local cvnts don't like losing control of something and their egos can't accept it. You forced me here and I won't forgive you or forget what you have done to me and by extension my mum.

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Had your water spamming last year while you were a spiteful prik, erasing my words, stopping my jobs and spamming me asking if I will get a job when you know you messed with it

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

This only happened after sir Richard

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Had the 5/6 ads every time I go to the job center in my phone and thisprning at the doctor's funny that when you stop my jobs

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

Affinity water last year ot was Anglian water and being a cvnt erasing my words stopping my jobs

1 hour ago

My sources say no

Doesn't fit your angry narrative when I talk about 5/6 ads and water ads

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

Funny how you allow that through but never when I write what exposes you

1 hour ago

My sources say no

will i get a job soon. Fvk off cvnt

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

You still stop my jobs and blame the met. Why would the met police stop a civilian getting a civilian job

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

You stopped my jobs and gave the excuse it was too good for you. Every single job was too good for me unless you had someone already there to tell your stories about to me

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

You broke my car came on here bragged you stopped my jobs so I couldn't fix it then say so, just buy a new one

2 hours ago

Ask again later

Yet I'm the bad guy, I haven't done any of this to you. You feed off of me like a vulture. Desperate

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Awhy did you stop me getting a job last year or break my car and come on here to tell me

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't want to rest of your fvked up squad with a grudge for being found out. You have done things then come after me for being found out.

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't want your alterna leaf drug ads your fcking jewelry or you. Fvk off

2 hours ago

Yes

by forcing yourself into it. I don't want you, never have never will. I don't even know you or care to find out.

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You made my life a living h e l l

2 hours ago

My reply is no

You forced us here I won't forget it. Especially while you continue your same games every single day then expect everything to be done. It's not fine. It never will be. You forced us here

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

You decided I was a bad person before you even knew me. Then erasing my words or spam to ragebait me to fit your profile you made up over the years

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Why drive past the house, sorry across the road watching me if you don't care or aren't interested, spamming with engagement rings.

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You all say you don't care yet hak my phone and see what I'm doing multiple times a day and stop me. If I don't care, I get away from people I hate. Yet you forced me here to obsessed over me while pretending not to care

2 hours ago

It is certain

You spammed me thisprning that people who dislike me ganged up together, like a care. I don't follow them around the country dripping poison to anyone before they meet

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

My mum was reliant on me getting a job to get us away from the likes of you and your local squad of cvnts, but you prevented that and hounded me so I will remind you what a piece of dirt you are at every opportunity until you realise what you are still doing is the cause

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Does your family know what a piece of sht you are and how you spend your days, stopping people get jobs, hound them and trap them in poverty so they have to choose between heating a small room in before you make them homeless or eating

2 hours ago

Yes

Is your mum proud of you and what you are doing to me

2 hours ago

My reply is no

I hate what you are doing to me, my mum hated what you are doing to me.

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are sick and you make me sick. Take your pathetic haking and gfys

2 hours ago

Most likely

You do it if it's so great. Force your sht down your own throat. Instead of stopping me live me life away from the likes of you

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

You are sick in the head

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Or working in a shop because that's what you have decided for my life

2 hours ago

Yes

Spamming me about cleaning and cleaning jobs.

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Emma is a 25 year old and rents an apartment. She has a newer car worth $30,000 but owes $5,000. She has a new job but only has $2,000 in her 401(K), and 1,000 in savings. She is paying down $25,000 in student loans and racked up $2,500 in Credit Card debt. What is Emma’s Net Worth? FFS get out

2 hours ago

Most likely

You stop me getting a job and trapped us here and still trapping me

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Get out of my phone and my life I hate you, my mum hated you

2 hours ago

It is certain

Will fernando move up here fvk off

2 hours ago

Most likely

Will we make it work fvk off prik

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Take your Roman ads get lost

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

You never answer, always hiding like a coward while you destroy my life year on year

2 hours ago

Ask again later

How much longer are you trapping me here with these repulsive people and the invasion into my phone, erasing my words and stopping me earn money in a legitimate job

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Always deflecting and looking at other people's lives with your spamming. I doubt the cob goblin cares that you spam about him.

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Peter Birch enjoys munching oblong male exterior organs. Pathetic sicko erasing my words again

2 hours ago

Yes

But then again neither are you or you would be the one hacked by a bunch of desperate no bodies hiding behind a computer

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I can't remember they aren't important

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Last year it was all about drawing a Julie/Juliet

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Who's Hannah you go on about her a lot and it's so important you erase my words to write it

2 hours ago

It is certain

should devin go bowling for four months erasing my words again

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What do you think is suitable punishment

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

What would you do if someone did that to you

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You forced us from a place we were happy to a place that we never wanted to return to yet expect me to be nice to you while to continue to stop me leave

2 hours ago

Most likely

You proved us from a place we were happy to a place that we never wanted to return to yet expect me to be nice to you while to continue to stop me leave

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Dish it but can't take it

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Erasing my words like the coward you are

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Do you get these ideas when you are on deugs

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming my phone with your pathetic word salad happy thought nonsense fvk off

2 hours ago

Yes

Prevent me earn money unless it's in a company and role you have decided and have people in place. Sick in the head

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You disgust me. Forced us here then prevent me live

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming me with junkies and kosher wedding food. Same bs I have on this site.

2 hours ago

My sources say no

You all declare you aren't interested but never leave me alone and never stop messing with my life.

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Want to know who's to blame look in the mirror you trapped us then hounded me

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Sick in the head. Trapping me here and trying to use any excuse to punish me.

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Are Fran and miracle going to get their mojo and confidence back

2 hours ago

Yes

Forced me here, trapped me then come to gloat and see the damage you have done.

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Not interested in someone who hates you yet you hak their phone to communicate with them.

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Are Francesca and miracle going to get going again like they were or better

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Are Francesca and miracle going to get going again like they were or better

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Sitting across the road wasn't enough in your vws or seat cars, looked pretty angry in that grey BMW yesterday with some blond bimbo beside you

2 hours ago

Ask again later

I have no interest in you all caps sorry, but there you go! Why did you erase my words to put your bs

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't think you can convert to be a lesbian like I can't decide to be black. Fvking irritating ragebaiter.

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

What was your excuse for doing this before my mum died as you are dining out on using her to get at me. You were spamming me to be a lesbian. Sick in the head

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Forced me here and block me earning money unless you approve the job you allow me to have and a location you don't feel threatened. Sick pos.

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

But instead you spam me with pineapple WiFi jammers and other computer sht

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Same as I can't make outbound calls the first time and have to try multiple times for my phone to dial out

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Stopped my jobs than try to twist it that I don't answer the phone. There's no sound when I do answer. You are a liar

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

You forced me here you are nothing to me take that fvking junkie cvnt with you and their jewelry

3 hours ago

It is certain

Get out of my phone and life you weren't welcome in Kent fvk off now

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Wil I be rid of this fvking nurse that's bothered me for over two years fvk off

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What's it going to take to get a ads out of my phone and the rest of the rubbish. You forced us here and trapped me. No amount of engagement ring spam forgives what you have done to me

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Just leave me alone, I'm sick of suffering you and being trapped here.

3 hours ago

It is certain

What's with the altenaleaf ads I don't do drugs

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do I have affinity water ads, like the horrible water person last year replacing my words. Also putting 5/6 ads

5 hours ago

Yes

Will Zimbabwe win cricket match against Afghanistan today

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will Zimbabwe win cricket match against Afghanistan today

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will current contract silver micro price in mcx cross Twolakhtwothousand price today

8 hours ago

Most likely

I hope they suffer like they made mum and I suffer

9 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spam me like we have a future. My future is to get as far away from these fvked in the head people as possible who forced me here knowing I never wanted to be here then stopped my jobs

9 hours ago

Don't count on it

Forced us here and continue to prevent me getting a job and leaving

9 hours ago

My sources say no

Take your jewelry ads and fvk off

9 hours ago

You may rely on it

I hate these people as long as I fvking love for forcing us here and stopping us leave

9 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will I get the fvk away from these Norfolk Suffolk people once and for all this year

10 hours ago

Most likely

Ok. Ok.

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why does it bother them if people turn up but their haking and other activities don't. They only seem annoyed it's exposed not that they are wrong to do it

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

He knows I'm in survival mode and don't deal with sequences, you only learned about it this year via a phone call you tapped.

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why did you put Lehman brothers closure in my feed again. Talk about obsessed with it this year. In the office, in my phone. Then the CEO about giving to those in need interview. Not forgiving someone who's trying to make me homeless, an entire montage.

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do you have a problem with me venting but don't see the problem with the cause every week

18 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Sup, cool, sweet. Vent. That’s right. Don’t keep to yourself.

19 hours ago

My reply is no

Hmm, uh-huh.

19 hours ago

My reply is no

Or your gluten free safari bs that turns up.

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Bit like last year with your only you and I belong in London no one else while stopping my jobs and running after some guy all year

21 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Putting we deserve to be millionaires in my feed while hounding me and meaning that you are so hard done by. So tone deaf all the time like spamming me with houses when I will be homeless as a direct result of not having a job which you stop

21 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Your cyber defense lawyer ads came up who specialise in cases where you were told not to use devices. How would that come up on my phone if you were complying

21 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Quit with the workmen act, I don’t find it attractive. It’s yuk. Leave me alone

21 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming your boss is setting you up to fail. Sorry I don’t give a sht, you have a job. I don’t and you are stopping me get one. No violins for you

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

All last year you did this, then spamming me with monetary amounts and ndas. Leave me alone, read the rules and get out of my life. You think I benefit from what you are doing to me then spam me that in have secure wealth. You a crazy. Leave me alone. Why do you spam with cyber security and Ashdod for

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

The screen flickers, your bs appears then you try to frame me a angry. I’m cold, tired, bleeding internally for some reason and having to suffer you daily. Leave me alone.

21 hours ago

Very doubtful

Every week I’m having to explain myself as to why I can’t get a job and they refuse to accept you are stopping me while you spam me daily whenever I receive a company email and you spam my Instagram feed with silly excuses why I won’t get it. Why would you say that along with your g rubbish on here

21 hours ago

Most likely

Then when I don't want this in my life you state I will feel the consequences. Fcked up

22 hours ago

Ask again later

Haking my phone to read my texts, email and listen into calls then sabotage my opportunities because I would be miles away from you. Who wants that. It's fcked in the head

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What sane person would date their stalker who has serious issues with jealousy. W t f. Serial killer in the making

22 hours ago

My reply is no

Trying to love b o m b me then having issues with anyone else if I don't want you. Spamming with other men. Just accept I don't like you. Leave me alone

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You are sick spamming me with engagement rings all the time. I don't even know you but what you are doing to me I saw happen to my mum by my dad. He's a social climbing socialist weasel

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I don't benefit, you stop me earning any money and you are an opportunistic gold digger

22 hours ago

It is certain

I have no interested in you and you are wrong to believe I benefit from this nightmare you enforce upon me. You think I benefit then you can poa over me as a cash cow

22 hours ago

Most likely

Trying to cause a meltdown to take control over my life. Spamming with 1 acre property and outdoor kitchens. I'm not interested.

22 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spamming me and for months trying to make me look like I'm unable to look after myself when you are abusing my via haking

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take you Adidas trainers and tents in your temu ads. I'm not interested

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Then you spam me that I have anger issues like you did moments ago because I write on here what you are doing. It's not anger it's you being offended when exposed for you sick acrions

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why have I had calls then I answer and no sound. You are messing with my phone and repeatedly say you want to marry me w t f. You sick haker who goes after me if you can't control me

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Day in day out this local corruption trapping me in poverty while blaming me for it

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

You spam me with everything but yourself. Always with your insurance or Norfolk Suffolk jobs then blame London when you stop me

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

It's sick along with your other stunts like the anti Semitic bs all of last year since we were forced here along with the rest I have repeatedly mentioned

22 hours ago

Most likely

You spam me with 6 ads or met when you spam my feed with excuses why I won

22 hours ago

Most likely

Yoy spam me with 6 ads or met when you spam my feed with excuses why I won't get a job I have applied for minutes before. The company wouldn't have even looked at it but you spam me I won't get it

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will I get away from this creep with their dating ads in my phone and their firefighting bs

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get away from these mental people stopping my jobs

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why are you looking at amex 25 for

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Spamming me with things you wouldn't know or having colleagues ask me about unless they read my emails 15 minutes before. It was the other end of the country and they wouldn't have known.

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Spamming me with NatWest and weatherbys. I remember what you did when I was in Telford. You send a message when you spam me with these company ads

23 hours ago

Outlook good

Tsk… “- -

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are a sick desperate cling on who won’t leave me alone. Two years ago you bragged about stopping my applications to force me here.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

It’s sick you s.talk me and spam me about what I look like

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You erased my words to talk about my weight loss. How do you see that I have lost weight and going on about some Christian

1 day ago

Most likely

Leave me alone. Stop preventing me earn money and suitability look after myself in a place I want to be and feel safe unlike where you forced me

1 day ago

My reply is no

Changing my words to do I like being a muse - no. Why did you write to over my words and answer your own question

1 day ago

Ask again later

It’s amazing what you allow through and what you erased

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will Ireland win cricket match against Namibia today

1 day ago

Yes

Maybe I should email for asylum again can tell them about all the names you spam me with

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are erasing my words like a weasel

1 day ago

Yes

Trapped me and prevented my jobs for two years unless I turn up and they already know the story you gave them

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

will odhran hate me I don't care

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Noticed how I haven't applied because I don't want to

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Any job that's not around here you have stopped for two years since insurance that you try and force me back to

1 day ago

Most likely

vvcvcvcvccvvcvcvvcvcvc that's all you have to say like a idiot

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

How would you know I wouldn't get the job u less you stop it

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Why dp you spam me with met ads and 5/6 then Shtty excuses why I won't get a job I've just applied for.

1 day ago

Outlook good

You are corrupt and think insurance is the holy grail. It isn't. Leave me alone and stop trying to force me into a second rate pile of sht like you did last year spring summer. Same AXA bs same Insurance spamming

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Always trying to force me here or only allowing jobs that are nearby to go through. I don't want and never have wanted to be here. So leave me alone you sick corrupt freak

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why are you spamming my linkedin with AXA people. I don't know how many times over how many years you have tried to force me into that place or industry while stopping my job applications then adding another few weeks, another few weeks now another 6 months

1 day ago

Most likely

Will New Zealand win cricket match against India today

1 day ago

Yes

Will India win cricket match against New Zealand today

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Yup. All we need a day off. Good luck :)

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Have a day off, I know I need one.

1 day ago

It is certain

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne and plays everybody else

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne and play everybody else

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne and play everybody else

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Does Marcus EnochMeade love only Chantelle Merylinne and play everybody else

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne and play others

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Chantelle Merylinne

2 days ago

Most likely

Does Marcus Enoch Meade love only Merylinne

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Are we going to have a successful show at South view with both ponies next week

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Are miracle and Fran going to be back on form now

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Have miracle and Fran got over their confidence loss

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

- -“ tsk

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Get out of my phone and go away

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Fvk off with your coffee machines, just because I've been on the phone to the doctor doesn't give you a g-d given right to hound me fvk off

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Stop erasing my words and fvk off with you sht everyday.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

will i move in with archana? Leave me alone

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why is this sicko allowed to continue to hound me year in year out. They stop my jobs financially trapped me and try to trigger me everyday then call their friends when they are told to stop.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will Afghanistan win cricket match against Bangladesh today

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will Afghanistan win cricket match against Bangladesh today

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Stop erasing my words. You hate me I don't carem my mum hated you and what you are doing to me leave me alone

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will he come back to me? Go away

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

I don't need your targeted bs everyday this year or last. It's mental torture this year and last while I was trying to get mum and I away from here while you did this to me.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Take your woe is me bs along with your friends you call up after someone speak to you.

2 days ago

My reply is no

Take you Shtty wood cutting and coffee machines and get out

2 days ago

Most likely

I'm cold, tired and fed up of this.

2 days ago

My reply is no

Why are they trapping me here and hounding me everyday

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Why can't they leave me alone to get a job and be able to live like a normal person so how I currently have to

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Who is this coffee machine person who came back in my phone along with dell

2 days ago

Ask again later

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

2 days ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

2 days ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

2 days ago

Ask again later

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