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You were doing this bs in 2021 that's how fvked up you are expecting me to accept your sht

22 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

You tried to stop me leave this place four plus years ago and at every company been obsessed with wanting to know when I will travel back even if for a weekend or a day. You forced me here through hacking, conspiring and ruining my reputation now stop my jobs to prevent me leave.

23 minutes ago

Outlook good

Spamming my account feeds with p e n I s e s or inappropriate immature games. It's sickening

40 minutes ago

Outlook good

The theme of you watching what website I visit then spamming it with your inappropriate immature bs has happened on three plus websites. The more I visit a website the more you spam it. Then you do more and spam with inappropriate bs.

41 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Quit using the acronym website to translate things that don't exists from call signs. Every website I visit you then flood it with your bs. Get the fvk out of my life

43 minutes ago

Outlook good

Read the fcking room and get out of my life

47 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

I'm sick of your Currys ads and your wah wah wah bs while sitting in a warm house and a working bathroom fvk off

48 minutes ago

You may rely on it

I block accounts in the same way I block ads but the screen flickers and your ugly sht turns up then you whine how hard your life is at me while you forced me into poverty and stop my ability to earn anymore and better myself

48 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do you put unattractive men in my feed and the same accounts on repeat. Everything you do bothers me. You project at me instead of leaving me alone to decide for myself be abuse you need to control everything fvk off

50 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Yet in your fvked up head, you aren't the problem and that's not entrapment

56 minutes ago

It is certain

Now you have the reaction you want you will message someone asking if it's enough to use like you did last year when you upset my mum and i

57 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Go spam someone else with Heli call signs instead of using every website I visit to try and figure out who I know or how I communicate. This has been going on for years fvk off. You are a freak leave me alone.

58 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

am I heteros-e-x-u-a-l? Fvk off you are the problem

59 minutes ago

Very doubtful

You forced me here against my will ands top me getting a job before abuse then I will get the fvk away from a sick creep like you.

1 hour ago

It is certain

If you didn't follow me around the internet from website to website spamming me then I wouldn't have a problem. Look in the mirror and fvk off haking my phone.

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

You always have an angle, looking at others who are in the right while spamming me trying to make me in the wrong. You are the problem take your star link ads for years and fvk off

1 hour ago

It is certain

I take screen shots of your fcking ads you spam me with and I also see you have seen searching call signs on acronym search while you spam me for a reaction.fck off

1 hour ago

Most likely

Big pay rise?

1 hour ago

It is certain

Never met a Jewish builder. Never found workmen attractive. Fvk off

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You are causing me distress and yet you try to blame me for your spamming and haking my devices. Fvk off with your daily dose of builder sht.

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

You spammed with Shtty new build houses wherever I have lived around the country for years while you spam with your temu sht. Leave me the fvk alone.my life has nothing to do with you. Horrible creep fvk off with your hideous Lego houses

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Leave me alone

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

will it be good ? Fvk off

2 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer are you going to stop me getting a jobs dn leave this place while spamming me with Easton surveyors and Norfolk sht everyday. I'm not searching what is appearing you are and it's coming in when you hak. Leave me the fvk alone.two years of asking the same thing and you still won't leave me alone

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why are you spamming me with ads for me talking health instead of leaving me alone. You are the problem trying to dress up as a solution. You forced me here then spam me daily. Stop my jobs to prevent me leave then spam me about the trauma in the place you forced me

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shows what type of person you are, using someone's trauma to spam them then trying to use their reaction as evidence against them

3 hours ago

Ask again later

Bit like spamming with your insurance because they repeated similar comments about my body as I heard the year prior

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Are you going to try and have me arrested because I refuse to live in this Stockholm syndrome situation you are trying to force upon me.

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Back with your painting sht as well. I didn't want it last year either. You spammed that you would paint or draw women names in companies I worked at then this year spammed I had my chance and moved onto someone else yet you still aren't wanted by me and still won't leave me alone

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Every single day you spam me with happy birthday for the last week because you saw my Harrods email. You don't know me or you would know when my birthday is. Get out of my emails and leave me alone

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Every time you turn up and I asked you to leave me alone you spam with arrest or change my words to say you will send a letter or get me into trouble. Two years of constantly living in fear of your hounding and what you will do to me if I don't accept you

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Mum said to ignore you when you kept spamming my phone with videos of the socks you get in a mental hospitals and all the other videos. You are a horrible horrible person who focused on what would inflict the most distress and ran with it.

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't know why you constantly spam me with videos of arrest, last year it was all about mental hospitals every time I asked you to leave us alone

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Even when my mum said it's not fun having to live like this and she wanted to get out of here you didn't stop. You carried on haking my phone and stopping me

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

If I give up and kill myself who are you going to lame then because you see no fault in your actions and the impact your intrusion has on the people you hound

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

All be abuse you were upsetting us daily and still doing it to me today

4 hours ago

Yes

You were constantly trying to label me as crazy while haking my phone and hounding me.

4 hours ago

My sources say no

You were a horrible narcissist who was constantly playing a game of if you dont accept me then I will punish you knowing mum and I were desperate to leave you spammed you were stopping us

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Finding out what would upset us most and spamming us with it then trying to use my reaction against me

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You were a horrible negative person last year stopping me and bragging. Brought so much stress to our lives everyday

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Why does this balsam creature with their Easton surveyors still turn up when they upset mum and I and we asked for them to leave us alone all of last year

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Why did they turn up everyday last year being horrible and forcing themselves in our lives and still turn up being as a s s today

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why the fvk is this balsam still in my phone. Absolute a s s to mum and I last year stopping me everyday they hak

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

“So if you're lost and on your own You can never surrender And if your path won't lead you home You can never surrender And when the night is cold and dark You can see, you can see light 'Cause no one can take away your right To fight and to never surrender With a little perseverance You can get things done Without the blind adherence That has conquered some”

18 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

"Here's where the story ends Ooh, here's where the story ends … It's that little souvenir of a terrible year Which makes my eyes feel sore Oh, I never should have said the books that you read Were all I loved you for It's that little souvenir of a terrible year Which makes me wonder why It's the memories of your shed that make me turn red Surprise, surprise, surprise"

23 hours ago

Outlook good

But thank you for the comparison. You compared me to a famous person. Among many people, etc that is nice.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

I am a foreigner who happens to write texts, etc in English cuz I like to share with an international audience.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

No, mine. I created. I am not an English speaker, but I risk speaking English.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Is that a Kamala Harris quote

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

To live is to take risks and uncertainties that can keep us uncertain or not.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Our certainties aren’t always certain. We are surrounded by uncertainties that may incline or not to certainties.

1 day ago

My reply is no

Nothing lasts forever.

1 day ago

Most likely

Hmm, ok.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

My reply is no

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Why else would you spam me with these

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Out on the water ?

2 days ago

Yes

I don’t know if I should go back and look for a different job

2 days ago

Ask again later

I don’t know if I can get a hold of you but I have a question for you about the car

2 days ago

Don't count on it

She told me do you Gemma she said this me so is this true and does everyone know ?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

No it is Olivia

2 days ago

Ask again later

Should I give it up to Lauren

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Moan Moan moan

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Complete waste of time to be the problem and act like a solution

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why did you put Pinterest ads in my phone while I was in Kent and in the last 20 minutes again. As well as your builder videos. FFS you spam about therapy but you are a problem to someone who says they want to be left alone.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

O.o

2 days ago

My reply is no

You do it for years purely for the reaction yet deny it's reactive abuse to trigger a response

2 days ago

Most likely

I guess the only explanation is the same bs of she's so mean. Always removing your actions to focus on my reaction.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

It's obvious you are mentally handicapped because you spam me with the same things that you know I don't want and expect a didn't outcome. Why else would you spam someone who finds you revolting

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

wil the thai prince be kidnapped before the wedding#kinkyedgeromanticism??q"v fvking twit

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Maybe stop being a disgusting control freak s talker and fvk off. Not a single person in insurance I've met has a life or job I want. D

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do you spam with insurance, land for sale and octopus energy. What's the fvking point day in day out. I don't want any of it yet your ego is so far up your own backside you decided it what my life should be.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Take your land for sale and fvk off. You play the same record I don't want bit like yourself. Acting like you are a prize while being a creepy slime ball hounding me.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Imagine if you were spammed by creepy men all the time who won't leave you alone for years then try to use anything as an excuse to stay around. Disgusting old creep fvk off

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

You spam me with stuff I don't want like yourself and then your ego can't take it. You make stuff up I never said and ran with it. I don't like you. Fvk off

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

You spammed me with this octopus sht from the moment you forced me here. Fvk off you are s.talking me and you are seen as a unattractive hideous creature who then tries to play she so mean card when you don't fvk off creep

2 days ago

Yes

Why do you spam me with tracksuit wearing builders. Just leave me alone. You are putting your sht in my phone not the other way around.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Why do I keep having break up videos. I don't care about your life so get out of mine

2 days ago

It is certain

Will i get away from these people who forced me here and stop me get a real job

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I get new clients

2 days ago

Yes

Will I get new clients

2 days ago

Ask again later

Will I get new clients

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I get new clients

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Have I got new clients

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Her and I?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Don’t buy on AliExpress hoping you will get everything exactly…

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get the refund from AliExpress?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

What do you mean?!

3 days ago

Without a doubt

I deserve justf your actions

3 days ago

My reply is no

“ I'm on my way Driving at ninety down those country lanes Singing to Tiny Dancer And I miss the way you make me feel, it's real We watched the sunset over the castle on the hill Over the castle on the hill Over the castle on the hill”

3 days ago

Yes

Why are you spamming me with local bouncy castle ads

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Where's my entertainment?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

O.o

4 days ago

Ask again later

Why the fvk can't I have a normal life with normal people and not the fvking weirdo rejects hounding me

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Leave me alone, it's fcked up

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

You did this weird stuff last year

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You did this weird stuff last year

4 days ago

My reply is no

Why do you put channels of Chinese women eating and cutting up fish and meat

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Also other weird sht like picking lice

4 days ago

Outlook good

Why do you fill my feed with Chinese channels cutting fish

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will Paul get the job FFS

4 days ago

My sources say no

You waited until people left this afternoon to start up. After 7 plus hours of it today I've had enough of your pathetic rage baiting immature games

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

It's wasn't funny last year or the year prior. It's pathetic.

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

It's crude and immature. I've had enough of stupid idiots with nothing to bring to the table other than the mentality of a 5year old who thinks they are smart

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

You probably think you are clever spamming me with this stuff or your naked women and dating ads.

4 days ago

My reply is no

This in conjunction with your plaster and builder videos shows why workmen are nasty

4 days ago

Very doubtful

If anyone was in any doubt of what kind of sicko I have to suffer everyday for years, this is a prime example

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Do I need vag surgery? Why do you erase my words to replace them with the sick spamming

4 days ago

Very doubtful

You make me sick. I feel violated whenever you hack into my phone and h a r a s s me

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do you spam me with Bedford. Just leave me alone. You did the same last year and you weren't welcome then either

4 days ago

My sources say no

Why do you stop my ability to get away from these predators and trap me here

4 days ago

You may rely on it

I feel physically sick at the thought of these disgusting creepy men in my phone

4 days ago

You may rely on it

It's disgusting

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

And that Anthony creep

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you still spam me with workmen. It's nasty

4 days ago

Yes

Why do you stop my opportunities this year last and prior to get away from these awful people

4 days ago

It is certain

Why did you force me here and now I have this person with their plastering and Anthony sht

4 days ago

It is certain

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

4 days ago

Outlook good

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

4 days ago

Ask again later

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these awful people in my phone and around me

4 days ago

My sources say no

Mattel did a great deal in the 50’s creating that toy.

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

But I can’t deny it isn’t satisfying to talk to a Magic 8 Ball and its random answers.

4 days ago

My sources say no

Haha, people being naive regarding a Magic 8 ball.

4 days ago

Ask again later

What to expect from an algorithm? Random answers. It doesn’t lie or tell the truth, duh.

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Does this lie?

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Does this tell the truth always?

4 days ago

It is certain

Does this tell the truth?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Is Rob R. a good person?

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will Rob and I date each other?

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will I go to Wales next year?

4 days ago

Outlook good

Will I be single for the rest of my life?

4 days ago

Ask again later

Is Rob the right guy for me?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Boohoo, is it baby gonna cry?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

F#ck everybody. Keep it down or zip it.

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i?

4 days ago

My reply is no

You spam me with. Fvking plumbing, gas electricians and firefighters. W t f get out

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Then again you didn't see anything wrong with what

5 days ago

Outlook good

Ai says you are draining me with your intrusion. It also says you are a threat to me with you actions. Fvk off

5 days ago

Don't count on it

I love skipping what a cvnt

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Imagine someone being in your house and talking about themselves and the most boring topics you have no interest in then when you also them to leave they don't. This is my life for years. Fvk off

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do you understand how frustrating it is to have some hideous twerp in your phone everyday haking it and spamming you with their life along with things about being friends when they make you feel sick

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

You are h a r a s s I n g me along with your dental bs fvk off

5 days ago

Outlook good

Quit spamming me with knives all the time. I literally don't care what you like I don't even like you

5 days ago

Very doubtful

When I said I never wanted to see anyone ever again I meant it.

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Quit spamming me with your workmen bs. I don't want a builder or whatever the fvk you are

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

will jess fall in love with me? Fvk off

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

Fvk off you plumber cvnt with your best plumbing ads and Shtty workman crp

5 days ago

Outlook good

Moan moan moan

5 days ago

My sources say no

What? Explain yourself. You have been flooding or spamming the website with this repeating stuff.

5 days ago

It is certain

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

My sources say no

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Outlook good

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

It is certain

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Outlook good

Heaters hull hut

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

hmm, ok.

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is Fran going to get eliminated again this week at sentower

5 days ago

Don't count on it

You bs doesn't work on me because I never wanted you around from the start try a different schmuck who will buy the sht you sell

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I see your YouTube screen flicker and the videos about putting yourself in a cage to feel safe. Way to twist it well done. Except you have been spamming me erasing my words and stating you are stopping my job applications.

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

So now you go back to pretending to be a student. How many nutters are floating around in your head that you spam me with. I hope they all end up in jail away from me so I can live my life like a normal person

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Especially how many years you have hounded me for. Spamming with any guy who has worked around me. Chasing after them like a crazed nutter.

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

Kind of why I want to be single. With people like this around. It's best to stay alone

5 days ago

Don't count on it

I was shocked and hurt by it that someone who has into my devices to spam me with it, the vindictive nature of purposely trying to take a guy they thought I liked and thought liked me out of spite.

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

But you still spammed me with this story you made up in your head

5 days ago

My reply is no

The problem is I wasn't told who I liked and no guy liked me

5 days ago

Most likely

Ow from your spamming in Telford, what did you say I know you liked him and he liked you so I took him and you need to get over it

5 days ago

My reply is no

You are the one who had her man taken by another. W t f

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

You also said are we sharing the git with London when I was going down there

5 days ago

Very doubtful

Everyone else is busy doing while you are stopping me because you have achieved nothing and don't want to be lonely at the bottom so you drag others down

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

Is the reason Karla left facebook is that Jobe being a git? More names and erasing my words. Always looking into everyone else's business

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Don't expect anybody with the name you spam me with to turn up. They have no obligation or responsibility to you so quit baiting me and them.

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

Not sure what you think name dropping achieves. People are busy achieving and you are sitting there stopping me dragging names onto the mix for no good reason.

5 days ago

Yes

Spamming my phone with ads of women in no clothing, XL pole dancing, gambling, and other nasty things. You spam me then act offended when called out. If you were such a dirty creep I wouldn't have anything to say

5 days ago

You may rely on it

True or not doesn't matter you decided to follow me from website to website with your grotesque immature spamming then say but I have a certificate for adhd

5 days ago

Without a doubt

So maybe before you try to come after me as the bad person quit spamming me around the internet and sharing your tiny peepee question again and again via your account you made other questions private

5 days ago

Yes

Also quit spamming with your love honey ads, it's sxl h a r a s s m e n t

5 days ago

My sources say no

My mum said the one who can't have kids is a Jaffa. I didn't know the term but she explained it

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Also your new build houses are chavvy

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Yet you spend your time spamming me and h a r a s s I n g me. You shouldn't be anywhere near children

5 days ago

My reply is no

You spam me with adoption in Norfolk ads

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

I have spoken to many people about this certificate you said you have when asked to explain why you hacked my phone. Not a single person I have spoken to who is disabled, has a certificate.

5 days ago

Outlook good

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