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Either way, it must be a misspelled word.

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Gizzly? What is that? I know grizzly, which is a type of bear.

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Thank you for not calling me gizzly this time

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Leave me alone and stop lingering until I wake up like a fvking weirdo

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Always some names you erase my words to

10 hours ago

Ask again later

Stop changing my words about your cruise ads to some boy

10 hours ago

Most likely

Does Max love Lua? Leave me alone

10 hours ago

Most likely

Stannah leave me alone you literally wait until I wake up and go on my phone, I saw the screen flicker leave me alone

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why are you spamming me with adds to contest a will or inheritance

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

The oracle talked to you.

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Survive and don’t give up.

15 hours ago

Signs point to yes

So, what are you telling me to do

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

So, what are you telling me to do

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

O.o

18 hours ago

Yes

is she going to sleeep soon

24 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

is she going to sleeep soon

24 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Mmm, uh-huh.

1 day ago

It is certain

Quit using my mum as an opportunity to deflect from your actions. You are a coward who hounded me and still do.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Stop hiding like a coward

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Come on G you think you know everything. You think you own me like you told me by changing my words

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why did you force us here

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Why would it come up everyday for months when my phone screen flickered.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Yet all you care about is painting me as a bad person. You were desperately spamming me with videos about settlements and NDA last year as well

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Then again you came on here earlier this year to say to poison my dog when I was miles away at work.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Wanting to section me because I refused to accept your lesbian narrative and you wanted my mum and dog Abandoned

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Who was it that pushed for the call to social services last year you gave them my number

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go on carry on spamming me everyone can see when you finally allow it to go through

1 day ago

My reply is no

Go on carry on spamming me everyone can see when you finally allow it to go through

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Every time you do it, I will happily explain what you were and continue to do while I should have been with my mum and getting away from you.

1 day ago

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Keep spamming me and changing my words, it just shows what a bag of sht you are and what I had to deal with when I should have been able to spend time with my mum and get us out of here

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have success?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Then all you care about if spamming me if you should get a new job or if you will get laid. You pathetic pos

1 day ago

Most likely

Well I'm sick of having you hack my phone everyday for years. Looking through my life then judging me on a situation you inflict only to blame me for it

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You are sick and desperate so you wheel the old guard out

1 day ago

Outlook good

You either erase them or try to twist it into something it isn't.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Yet you are always blond to how your actions impact me then when I come on here to explain them

1 day ago

Most likely

You erase my words with your bs to stop me posting yet are happy for me to rant as it fits your narrative year in year put

1 day ago

Without a doubt

All you have done is try to si le nce me

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Is my name Sam Abels? Fvk off

1 day ago

Outlook good

D l t I l h fvk off

1 day ago

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What about the old man in the mall he's past it and should be on a home not sitting on a bench thinking he's still got it on thursday

1 day ago

Most likely

You have them my number after spamming all day with disgusting things and stopping my applications

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Marking your own homework now it seems

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Then spam with rows and rows of hearts to cover it up

1 day ago

Outlook good

A call to section me under the mental health act last year as a direct result of your actions in my phone and on here

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

And ask someone to refer me for a social services call how did they get my number

1 day ago

Most likely

Why did you spam my phone with women all day and night then come on jere

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will i hear from my job application? Fvk off

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Always spamming with your names but never any accountability from you actions to me and I directly to my mum

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Are you going to turn yourself on what doing this to us last year

1 day ago

Yes

Should who and Andrew step out fpr a moment

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

When that wasn't enough you were changing my words to your pathetic bs like you have done moments ago

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Threatening to kill me and haking my cameras so I was up all the time trying to keep watch

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Spamming me about money

1 day ago

Outlook good

Trapped in a place you stopped me being able to get us out of

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

You piece of shr

1 day ago

Very doubtful

I will remind you of how her last days were

1 day ago

Outlook good

So every time you spam me with wedding dresses designed by a Maggie

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

But you didn't do that you threatened to kill me instead.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I don't care if you are fed up with me writing this because this is what my life has been like every single days for years. I don't get a day off. A moment where I'm left alone. Even when I begged you to leave alone while my mum was dying. I didn't know she was dying and I was asking you to stop as you were causing us stress

1 day ago

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What do you need revenge for, for being exposed for what you did before that.

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Yet it doesn't stop you and your disgusting friends doing this everyday to get revenge on me for years.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Yet you spammed for nearly 2 years I get a pay out from you actions. How you got nothing

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Financial abuse

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why do you stop my job applications to trap me here

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

is pg tips better than coffee ? Fvk off

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

YES OR NO? Fvk off

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You forced me here with your pathetic little gang now trapped me by stopping my jobs applications.

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Take your stannah ads and fvking off

1 day ago

Yes

Shall Brian and I go outside fvk off

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

It wasn't enough last year that you also spammed you would start touching me in the supermarket because I didn't go anywhere else so you couldn't get to me

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Yet I'm the awful person and my only avenue to react to any of it is on here Infront of everyone so you can claim you are a victim

1 day ago

My sources say no

This videos has appeared multiple timesover the course of months when my screen flickers

1 day ago

Outlook good

Because you are sick enough to brag about it and you want me to know how you are ruining my life

1 day ago

Most likely

Is that why you spammed with a video about if a wealthy person did it they could be sued but if you aren't they have nothing to take.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Getting a kickback for trying to discredit me

1 day ago

My reply is no

Why do you hide like a coward and spam that I will have to live in my car.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why do you hind like a coward and spam that I will have to live in my car.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why do you stop my jobs then spam you will be a millionaire

1 day ago

My sources say no

When will you leave me alone. You are fvked in the head

1 day ago

Most likely

Forced me here for what exactly. Nothing you do nothing other than hide in my phone like a fvking weirdo

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Just fvk off you predator

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Stopping my jobs then coming on here with G

1 day ago

Most likely

am I wasting my time with this girl fvk off

1 day ago

My sources say no

How about you fvk off out of my life and get lost.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

I'm not playing you did the same last year

1 day ago

It is certain

-- -- --- -----? Fvk off with you sht games

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Hide behind a computer desperate to know who people are and where I go next. So sad

1 day ago

You may rely on it

You bring nothing to the table but give me a headache

1 day ago

My sources say no

Leave me alone you are like a serial killer creep s.talkong their victim

1 day ago

My sources say no

if i dont see him i wont believe any more fvk off weirdo

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why did you change my words to call me a lesbian yesterday

1 day ago

My sources say no

Good luck trying to kill me like you say

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

At least I won't have you spamming and hounding me everyday. I would finally have a day off

1 day ago

My sources say no

Spamming with videos about being arrested like I care. If it means I'm locked up and you can't get to me bring it on

1 day ago

Most likely

Forcing my into poverty because you read my emails and ruin every chance I can to get away from you

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

isben going on the ski trip because of mellisa fvking off

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

If you were a decent person you would have left me alone at the start but instead you still do it and how it makes me feel

1 day ago

Most likely

A few more weeks bs until you can blame me for something like last year with your sht everyday

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

How much longer are you going to stop me getting a job and away from you

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Why do they constantly try to scare me when they hide my words that exposed them

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

You seem to thinks it's perfectly acceptable to hound me daily for 3 years and at multiple stages people around me have had to walk me back from killing myself even in 2023 from your actions and yet you see no issue with this and still try to come after me. Always deflecting from you being the cause

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

You seem to do this because you will financially benefit from it. It goes hand in hand along with the she doesn't want me so I will destroy her

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

While you try to blame me for things I couldn't possibly know or understand. You did everything on purpose

1 day ago

Most likely

Going to have to delete your account on the telegraph

1 day ago

It is certain

I guess you will have to stop watching Sheldon cooper now as well

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

The fact you delete my words when they expose your actions is very telling

1 day ago

Ask again later

You start something you don't have the capacity to finish. Always the same with people on the wrong.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

If you were a bag of sht you wouldn't be in my phone asking for names. Either you know people or you don't.

1 day ago

My reply is no

Bit like gambling that's a sickness as well

1 day ago

Most likely

You hold onto materialism and that's why you think you are superior. My my held onto items, is weighed her down and it's an illness

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Spamming me about homelessness again all manufactured by stopping my jobs

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Why would you spam with lesbians if you weren't involved,

1 day ago

It is certain

Always blame the person who calls it out

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Fascinating how you don't see your own actions now or last year or the years prior as a problem.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

You have shown your colours. And you try to do it covertly. Spamming that I'm a lesbian when I'm not you just ugly

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Yet you think that me mentioning what my mother called her mother and her son who a SSA ulted me ia a trigger.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

And insurance

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Spamming with James bond videos

1 day ago

My reply is no

Always spamming about money

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

I begged you to leave me alone as you were causing me and my mother stress yet you couldnt

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Bragged you stopped my jobs like you do now

1 day ago

Outlook good

Then spammed he would turn up and no one would know because you stopped my cameras

1 day ago

Yes

Don't want people to know you turned off my cameras and had them pointed at my bed room

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Always changing my words when I mention torches

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why don't you want me exposing your behaviour

1 day ago

Yes

You spammed my brother who abused me and broke my mother's jaw would come around when my mother was unwell

1 day ago

Ask again later

Should I ask fernando always looking for back up

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

The fact you bragged you would stop her money knowing it was being used for both of us to eat is sickening

1 day ago

It is certain

fhehehhre wow what a clever boy

1 day ago

Yes

I asked you for help as my mum has advanced ms symptoms and you wouldn't stop hounding me

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I'm sure it resonates with you as you fit the profile of an abuser.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Tried to have me sectioned for doing what you have done everyday since we came here. Reactive abuse. Apparently it's how abusers feel better about themselves by bring others down.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

The fact I went to the police and they did nothing multiple times then tried to turn the screws on me. Shtty

1 day ago

My sources say no

Carry on stopping my jobs it's the only way you make yourself feel big

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Changing them to moving to Florida run away coward

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Hiding my words when they expose you. Coward

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Should I move to Florida fvk off coward

1 day ago

Ask again later

I begged you for help to be left alone so I could get us out of here from the moment we were forced here and you did nothing

1 day ago

It is certain

You don't love me bringing up the Oliver sweeney clothes

1 day ago

Most likely

You hounded me while my mum was dying, very little room for you to manoeuvre

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Exactly like the hockey wife, straight from her playbook

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Very school playground

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Hack my phone to insult me then run for backup to try and play the victim

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Always know someone who's losing a battle when they resort to pig noises

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

OINK mature as always

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Without this who are you?

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

No one replies to you that's why you hack them.

1 day ago

Yes

Is Abu going to reply to me is he a terrorist

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Do what you like, having to tolerate all of you as I have said for a few years would make guantanamo look like butlins

1 day ago

Outlook good

No substance behind the ears just an ego and a fragile one that can't handle being wrong

1 day ago

My reply is no

The fact I had to tell you and you still think you are smart

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You think I care you moved, I knew for two years while you did nothing.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

See it's your true colouring coming out, hiding behind hacking to try and scare or threaten me. Coward

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

I don't care if you moved. I never needed to know where you lived. You still to up your own ar se to realise it

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Nothing to say now do you.

1 day ago

Outlook good

All roads lead back to you being a bag of sht

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

You think spamming me with someone who s e xuall a s s aulted me is a trigger points then well done what a decent person you are

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You have something to live for I do not. We are not the same

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

You have something to love for I do not. We are not the same

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You have something to love for I do not. We are not the same

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spamming me with that. Says more about you than it ever did about me.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Knowing someone's trigger points that you made up.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

When you threaten to kill someone enough times they start to welcome it

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

I have a grave ready. I don't care

1 day ago

Ask again later

This is a job to you this is my life

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Unlike you

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Caring requires a will to live and you stripped that from me so I have very little left I like you

1 day ago

Very doubtful

I really don't care

1 day ago

Most likely

so i do know her trigger points:P fvk off

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Is it the poison dwarfs birthday as my mum called my grandmother

1 day ago

Most likely

Why do you wait for me to wake up to do this every morning wit your spamming it's fvked up

1 day ago

It is certain

Stupid idiot leave me alone and take these pathetic people with you

1 day ago

Most likely

What does it chieve, I haven't bought any from the companies you spam with

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with insurance all the time since you forced us here

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Literally all the same bs from 2024

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Take your roedean schools* and bs out it

1 day ago

It is certain

Take your roedean shoes and bs out it's like 2024 again

1 day ago

Yes

A boy? Fvk off

1 day ago

Ask again later

Quit changing my words

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Do i block carys the a-hole? Fvk off

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why did dell start when they started doing stuff last year

1 day ago

My sources say no

why not be real and call me..... Fvk off I don't know you freak

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

They use dell

1 day ago

It is certain

Only show up when I mention jobs or the on the way back from my weekly meeting.

1 day ago

Ask again later

What's with the dell ads

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Can I go and let others get on with their lives? Fvk off

1 day ago

Yes

Fvking idiot

1 day ago

My sources say no

Spamming with babies when I'm not pregnant

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

What does spamming me with wedding dresses when I'm not gettingarried do exactly

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

im marrying him what do u think of that asked wallis w t f are you on about

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Stop spamming with wedding dresses for years and Shtty rings or babies

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Stop spamming with wedding dresses for years and Shtty rings or babies

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Stop spamming me with my abusers name you fvked up sicko

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

should I use my last £1 to get a scratch card? Money desperate

1 day ago

Outlook good

Can't blame that on your fake ADHD or what bs you have

1 day ago

My sources say no

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