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O.o

4 hours ago

It is certain

sounds as if you are well rid of him Kate. It’s hard to move on but try not to give this man the power of destroying you.

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Take your brilliant earth diamond rings go away and stop preventing me live my life

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does Elisa love me too much? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

What do you tell people to take onyour liabilities and wrongdoing to then repeat or encourage their actions

9 hours ago

Don't count on it

Take your fcking minion trolling pos

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

When I write it correctly you erase what I write

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why are you obsessed with met or bed ford

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

Any name you hear, you spend weeks trolling me with that name and looking to collect more if people turn up

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

Now a Harrison and James and, two name you replaced my comment with, 20 minutes ago

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

So go put your socks and shoes on and get the fvk out of my computer

10 hours ago

My sources say no

You don't seem smart or mature enough to produce it on your own merit judging by the utter tripe you replace my remarks with

10 hours ago

My sources say no

What you wrote a few years ago isn't to far from reality especially the interrogation techniques used

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

I said it years ago, you done this to create material for a book and do what you do because you don't have the imagination to think of it naturally

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why do you keep going on about a book you started just under three years ago and publishers

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Take yourself off to the funny farm and leave me alone

11 hours ago

Most likely

*people hears. I never stand a chance with you dripping poison about me

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take your little recruits with you so they I can get a job without you whispering in people's hearts before I turn up for the first day

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Free food and heating, you should visit

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Hoce li me kontaktirati? I hear mental hospitals are good this time of year

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Every day you sit and watch me live while your life drains away

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Not a single day goes by where you haven't hacked into my emails and shared the data

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You enjoy ruining my life like a coward, obsessed with me and spammed with all last week that I was alone and abandoned. Why are you clinging onto me for

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Are these all the people in you head that you spam me with

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

will eryk ever like me more than a friend

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

is reece ok? Fvk off

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

Yesterday it was an ian, you have a book of names you spam me with

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Like a Dom, Paul, Harrison, James, clarke

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just saying random names like yesterday to see what sticks

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Who is this demented evil twit changing what I write

11 hours ago

It is certain

Our body is our vessel for our soul and no Jew would cremate or harm this

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

You are sick, and tell me to move on when I call out your nasty videos and changing what I write

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What's your obsession with insurance trying to force me into that.

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam with organ donation since my mum died even this morning when we both opted out

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why do you tell me to move on when you hack me everyday

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I be offered another job in Suez? Why would I care? I don't give a sht about who ever you are

11 hours ago

It is certain

w i b s f??? What is this rubbish

11 hours ago

Yes

Funny how you tell me to move on and get over it when you are the cause

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Wasted years of my life for force me to a place then tell me to move on while continuing

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

moove on- this is what you have mee with

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you keep spamming me with organ donation when we opted out last spring.

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You are evil and now I'm back where you forced me to be, it doesnt stop. You won't leave me alone

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I worked so hard to get away from you all and you followed me then trapped me back where to worked to get away from

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

It took everything I hate to leave and you forced me back here to trap me

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

You broke me, you forced us here you broke us

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i really be an idiot and get one final ever bag from rhe albanians now?

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

May this night be nice for me and everyone from this site.

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Should I take the dog camping this weekend

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Should I take the dog camping this weekend

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Should I take the dog camping this weekend

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Take your peonies and go away

1 day ago

Ask again later

Always telling someone who doesn't want you.

1 day ago

Outlook good

How many years have you been buying your house, selling it or getting a fake divorce

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will our move go ahead ? Me me me all you care about curry

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

They think my death will be closure and it gets them off of what has happened but it won't be.

1 day ago

Most likely

I'm just looking to make sure when it happens, people don't get away with what they have done to me

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You can't win because I'm living on free time. Unlike you, I don't care when I die

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Take you fertility problems and go away

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You try to scare someone who wanted to be dead and you put them in that position

1 day ago

Outlook good

You think you own people by controlling and preventing them. You don't own anything.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

I'm not staying here and no matter how much you say you own me, you don't.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

It's why people told me about you when it mattered, because they saw you behind closed doors. I put everything in the open, I don't need to hide

1 day ago

Don't count on it

I won't be stopped living my life by someone like you. I won't be limited and it will come back to haunt you

1 day ago

Most likely

If a guy wants to be around me, he won't ask your permission, he will turn up when he can. If he doesn't he isn't worth my time and he won't need approval of someone else.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

I don't need so crumbs you are allowing me to have because you don't want them or some job you decided I'm allowed and nothing to do with my life in a place I was tortured.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

You think I'm jealous of you because you keep trying different angles but I forgot about you until you turn up. So take your car back to Oxford and maybe control all your little men

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You put all this over the last few days because you are desperate for me to know you are around. So sad. So very sad to make everything about you again

1 day ago

Most likely

Why do you go on about stopping them get me a birthday present in Kent when they wanted to. Did it pain you that the attention wouldn't be on you for a day

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

I bet you get off on it, destroying people's lives and them going shopping like you obsessed with

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You said I couldn't have a certain job because you decided and forced me here now turn up here on purpose and always want to be seen

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why did you always need to be around even when the men changed? Why did you take the plane to fly over the house for no reason. You are a freak obsessed fvk off

1 day ago

My reply is no

Was it you who said I can't have this career or that job because you didn't want me to have a job, or a life and now turn up where you forced me to be against my will. Go back to oxford

1 day ago

Without a doubt

I hope I never have the misfortune to see you ever again and be rid of you.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

What was your fcking plan, it started here. Force me here for another round of the same

1 day ago

My reply is no

How you show your face and have no fvking shame

1 day ago

Ask again later

Even stopped me date guys you don't even like them surround me with ugly Anthony looking types

1 day ago

Yes

You trapped me here around this corrupt bunch and prevent me leave

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

I qualify under UN rules and you prevent it, even your staff asked unbeknown to me and to took it out on me

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Over turned valid ID requests by staff, prevented us at a chance of a normal life and chastised me when I tried to get away.

1 day ago

Ask again later

You should return your salary because it was a waste

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

3 years you had to sort it and you have done nothing but harm.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Just fvk off, you force me here and then follow me here. Creep.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

And your cruises. #vomit

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Take your all clear insurance and gfys

1 day ago

My sources say no

Do they even see how they fvked me up

1 day ago

Outlook good

What did you say yesterday that you look at my life and never want it. But you follow me around the country

1 day ago

My reply is no

Turns out forcing to the one place on earth i never wanted to be didnt solve the problem or your insecurities

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Bit of a cell it seems.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Is the Iranian yours?

1 day ago

It is certain

Post gram? ??

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

The level of manipulation your mind goes to is fvked up

1 day ago

Don't count on it

At least you stopped spamming me about creating a false suicide note to blame random people

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Maybe someone who actually cares about what you write will translate but I dont

1 day ago

My reply is no

zpeed snuiven en man zoekt gast 18+ mij laten neuken in mijn kont? I don't give a sht

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Goyim at its finest, thinking that shouting about fvking multiple people at once is a badge of honour

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I don't care who you are just fek off you dirty lay about

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will ian and i go on another date? Why are you telling me about all these people, you must be the local bike with all this dik you chase and spam me with intel of is

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

And when rejected you can't take no for an answer so you try to bring in mental health like a predator to section

1 day ago

My reply is no

Abuse of po po power and authority trying to trap someone their make their like you, Stockholm syndrome

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Like this creep with their drama school in wymondham ads and all clear travel insurance

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will I be rid of that local freaks like Anthony preventing me leave and calling me their girlfriend when they are revolting

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Hack into my computer and change what I write and send me messages like a fvked up psycho

2 days ago

Without a doubt

You purposely cause me distress everyday and won't leave me alone

2 days ago

Ask again later

Take your g rubbish and fvk off

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have a girlfriend?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Take anthony creep with you.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Why are you overwriting about marrying an Alex? Get a life away from me you creep

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Just get fvk off

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Looking through my emails and giving the contents to others

2 days ago

My reply is no

cream cake? Fvk off fatty

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Not sure why you spam with cruises, never been on one and never plan to so just fvk off

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

I'm being kind just saying Ipswich and not getting Into the weeds

2 days ago

My reply is no

I'm not staying around here despite forcing me here and I hate you so take your wedding rubbish and do one.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

All clear travel I surance just get the fvk away. Take you farmer friends and fvk off

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Right under robs nose as well. He doesn't come out looking like the solution but a problem like anthony

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Sht company AXA to force someone I to buy preventing legitimate applications because you can't control them

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Insurance again? Last year you were trying to force me to ipswich

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Does Chris love Nicky ?? Why would I care who Chris or Nicky are

2 days ago

Without a doubt

You hounded us everyday with this and chases us around the country

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Neither was my mother's

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

My life is nothing to do with you

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Instead of posting it for everyone to see you target at me and see where I go next to set up a new gang

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Fvk off

2 days ago

My reply is no

Should I go for a drink with Marc?

2 days ago

Yes

Bridgett newson still love me

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

is this crap? Changing what I write again

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Take your sell you house ads and fvk off

2 days ago

Outlook good

Changing what I write to say will he break in, just trying to ruin everyone's weekend with your silly games

2 days ago

Yes

I deserve a day off which I haven't had in years because you all never leave me alone

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Your little friends have done the same thing three times and now you try fourth

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Go ruin your own sad pathetic life and stop preventing me earn money

2 days ago

Don't count on it

To tell your little friends what I've been up to

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Looked through my emaisl

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Utter bullocks you hack me for

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Does Ranbir Kapoor like me?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Utter bullocks you hack me for

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Does shaz think of me a lot

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Is Ron Greg Gloux going to see Katherine Umayam again ?

2 days ago

Most likely

Will I ever get a day off away from your hacker trolling

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Pretending to be a school child and spamming with cremation

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Just go away cretinous troll

2 days ago

It is certain

is alan thinking about me today? So sad you troll with this

2 days ago

My sources say no

You are obsessed and like the ones before won't leave me alone

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Two years of this rubbish with insurance go away

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

W i h f g a what does that mean

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Take your insurance ads and go away. I should be rid of you by now

2 days ago

My sources say no

Definition of a vulture, feeding off of others for your own benefit

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

50p as I just logged into my emails? Selling my life away

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

am i gonna get juul money??? What does this even mean

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do you always turn up with you all clear travel insurance

2 days ago

It is certain

When will my new car be delivered

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

If you are going to spam me, at least do it with hot Jewish men

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Is this what you have to offer the world

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

It is certain

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Actually I don't care,. I care you spread lies about me that I like you when I thought you were creep old man

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why did you become obsessed with me

2 days ago

Outlook good

This level of bs didn't turn up before I left that company

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Not going on about your junkie drugs yet then, you damage people

2 days ago

Outlook good

You spam with dating ads then change what I write if it exposed you

2 days ago

My reply is no

Am I supposed to understand the messages

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

I don't know, but good luck and may things get better for you.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Why does nothing make sense

2 days ago

Most likely

Why does it happen like before Syria

2 days ago

Yes

Why does someone always pop in before ops but they are talking to someone else, why do they waste time in my devices when theya re wanting to speak to someone else

2 days ago

Yes

Who is this pharma troll

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Bit controlling to try and decide who was allowed to date me and no regard for people feelings who are nothing to do with you.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Why did you ban a guy from dating me then go on about your boyfriend

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Who's the arm wrestler guy

2 days ago

Ask again later

Who's Hollie?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does Hollie still want to strangle me? Why did you change the a r s e n a l question to this

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Why the ads again for the private investigators? Something to do with yesterday's men and women?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

I hope everyone on this site has a nice day.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Are you trapping me here until you have paid off your debts and using me as a cash cow

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Didn't you say last January what in it for me?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you always so desperate for money all the time.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

will i get a pay rise in work- all you care about is what you get

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Who is this h person you are obsessed with

2 days ago

Yes

It's stupid, especially the issues with me leaving when you forced me here against my will

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

hhhhhh? FFS take your Donna bs to and grow away, I don't care about some Harvey TV show or your obsession with thinking I want someone else's man

2 days ago

Most likely

Why are they allowed to prevent me get a job and not stopped repeatedly when I call it out for years then I

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why are you obsessed with me? You tell people where i am and what I'm doing. What does group stalking achieve

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

You changed what I wrote on here to ask about time. Are you dying and think you can do what you like to someone and not face the consequences

2 days ago

It is certain

When I went to get a haircut, or the supermarket so civilian people turned up

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

To the people who caused this when I travelled

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Did you give out my location

2 days ago

My reply is no

is ths the first time uve had me?what does this mean and why is it important that you remove my words

2 days ago

Don't count on it

is ths the first time uve had me?

2 days ago

Outlook good

The one who said they own me

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

The one who said the jobs were too good for me and stopped them

2 days ago

My reply is no

Were you saying I was asking for too big salary last year when it was below minimum wage

2 days ago

Outlook good

Some other creep and the reason why I have security bubbles around me

2 days ago

Most likely

Are you the weirdo who turned up in the lambo, Ferrari, the and other super cars? The one with the private plates on your silver cars

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

What kind of person is doing that to someone and them spams them with me me me crap

2 days ago

Yes

I don't even know you and you still have to tell me about yourself.

2 days ago

Most likely

Always me me me with you. Hack my computer to write about yourself

2 days ago

My sources say no

should i wash my hair - really what you change it to

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Happy for people to make up lies and slander my name but when they bring you or your family into it them you act. Selfish.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

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