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Cosa stai dicendo???

8 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

w s d r m b n w ?

49 minutes ago

It is certain

Noi dobbiamo non essere cosi... Tu stai esagerando.

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

you think everything is about you, you are your husbands problem not mine so leave me

8 hours ago

My reply is no

go make your husband his cheesecake

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

And a dead beat dad

8 hours ago

My sources say no

A dirty junkie

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why did you recruit a drug dealer

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why did you

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

I dont deserve this I didn't do anything wrong and I still haven't

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

I cant live with this hbo person and their cartoons

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Enough of this of Charlotte and the Albanians.

13 hours ago

Outlook good

Should I trust Charlotte over this Instagram thing?

14 hours ago

It is certain

Shall I really get my last ever bag now before I start my new job?

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall I really get my last ever bag now before I start my new job?

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall I really get my last ever bag now before I start my new job?

14 hours ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

15 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Blegh, blegh.

15 hours ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

15 hours ago

It is certain

i cant do anything to resolve it as its an external problem

21 hours ago

Most likely

of topic, please fix before tomorrows service

21 hours ago

As I see it, yes

it used to be cool but now you use it differently

21 hours ago

Very doubtful

its a bit harsh and im not a man, i have seen it many times before

21 hours ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have a wife?

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have a wife?

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

“ Darling, you've got to let me know Should I stay or should I go? If you say that you are mine I'll be here till the end of time So you got to let me know Should I stay or should I go?”

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Stay or go

1 day ago

Ask again later

Stay or go

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Stay or go

1 day ago

Outlook good

will i get an 18 or above on my exam results that come out on June 3

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

will i get an 18 or above on my exam results that come out on June 2

1 day ago

Most likely

is he crawling out of the wood work because of the car that visited yesterday

1 day ago

You may rely on it

8 days of this stopping me use my computer

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

and last year when you stopped me watch synagogue

1 day ago

Outlook good

been like this since the bank holiday weekend

1 day ago

My sources say no

why are you messing with my computer and feed so i cant watch more than 2 seconds of any video

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Shall I break things off with Charlotte

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall I really push my luck and get my last ever bag from the albanians right now?

2 days ago

Most likely

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I see Debi?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I hear from Debi?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I be able to start clearing some debts in the next few weeks

2 days ago

Most likely

Is b

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Is b

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

WOukd b

2 days ago

My sources say no

WOukd b

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

WOukd b

2 days ago

You may rely on it

G will I have success?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

G will I have success if I work hard?

3 days ago

My reply is no

G will I have success if I work hard?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I be prego soon

3 days ago

It is certain

Am I pregnant

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Am I pregnant

3 days ago

Outlook good

Will I see Kris today

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I see Kris today

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will Landi come back

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

There’s no hope in love.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

you hurt me so i will not come back on here, you will need to do your job instead of waiting for me to tell you

3 days ago

Ask again later

maybe speak to another christian about your christian needs

3 days ago

Ask again later

Any particular christian you wish to discuss?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

tickets to the dwarf game high jump event

3 days ago

My sources say no

puddle diving

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

toe wrestling

3 days ago

You may rely on it

a hot air balloon ride and a bread machine

3 days ago

My sources say no

G will I get what I want?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

i hope the wedding is soon

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

you always write these awful rage baiting things overtly and covertly

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

why are we having to put up with you

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Will donald trump die in 2026

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will donald trump die in 2026

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will donald trump die in 2026

3 days ago

Ask again later

Will donald trump die in 2027

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

he was a bit immature before

3 days ago

Without a doubt

will i make it to the next checkpoint

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Does b

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

WOukd I bang him iut

4 days ago

Outlook good

Will i hear from Debi

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will i see Debi?

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will i see Debi?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Will I see Kris today

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I see Kris today

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I see Kris today

4 days ago

My sources say no

Will Avery see David today

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will Avery see David today

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will Avery see David today

4 days ago

It is certain

Kkkk. Fale com a minha mão, pois eu não vou deixar de falar na minha língua.

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

work on your insecurities instead of saying im dry begging people im not talking to

4 days ago

Very doubtful

saying im dry begging, fvk off.

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

WOukd I

4 days ago

Very doubtful

WOukd I

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Did she

4 days ago

Most likely

i dont care to learn what ever language you are writing so dont talk to me

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

É em português. Não confunda as línguas.

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Não é em espanhol, kkk.

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

dont talk to me if you speak in spanish

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Que diabos????

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

when do you leave me alone?? whats it going to take you sad pathetic creep

4 days ago

Very doubtful

G will I have a son or daughter?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Para de floodar.

5 days ago

My reply is no

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

My reply is no

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

Ask again later

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Ask again later

Paraaaa com isso. É sempre a Charlotte e as drogas com os albaneses.

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

Most likely

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

Most likely

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

Ask again later

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Eu, hein? Que diabos.

5 days ago

Most likely

when you say it will take too long to explain because you are at fault

5 days ago

It is certain

will i be financially compensated

5 days ago

Most likely

do i need to drink again just to get through the night with these people

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Hehe, mas gente.

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Sa bf ko ba kami sa 3

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Sa bf ko ba kami sa 3

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Saamin ba kami sa 3

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Saamin o sa bf ko

5 days ago

Outlook good

Saamin o sa bf ko

5 days ago

Yes

you could just go home instead, i wouldnt mind one bit

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

the men dont whinge to me, and that is an attractive trait that distinguishes them from the over grown boys

5 days ago

Yes

in my experience thse who moan when given any task arent usually that busy, the ones who arer usy dont have time to whinge about it

5 days ago

Yes

havent you got a wedding to plan or to moan about how much work you have

5 days ago

Yes

Kkkk. Meu Deus.

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

citreon fvk off west mercia

5 days ago

Very doubtful

do you ever get bored of turning up where you are hated

5 days ago

Ask again later

why are you obsessed with peptides

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

why are you obsessed with pembleton cars

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

when am i rid of you cretin

5 days ago

Yes

you make me sick

5 days ago

Ask again later

pull and bear vomit

5 days ago

Most likely

waters fvk off

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

what is this

5 days ago

Yes

whos the fvking science nerd

5 days ago

Ask again later

did gh dial in?

5 days ago

You may rely on it

did gh dial in?

5 days ago

My reply is no

did gh dial in?

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

did gh dial in?

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

did gh dial in?

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

one could argue that you are jealous of me being surround by fit, healthy men.

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

muslims and wedding doesnt mean im jealous.

5 days ago

Don't count on it

changing the definition os how you are using jealousy to fit your narrative doesnt make it true or real

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Shut the fu.ck up.

6 days ago

Outlook good

G will I be happy?

6 days ago

Yes

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

6 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Very doubtful

Did they get M at the leisure centre?

6 days ago

My sources say no

Yes, you will muhahahaha.

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will I Be Alone Forever Without Meeting The Woman Of My Dreams?

6 days ago

My reply is no

Will I Be Alone Forever Without Meeting The Woman Of My Dreams?

6 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I Become A Millionaire Soon?

6 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I Become A Millionaire Soon?

6 days ago

Ask again later

Will I save a lot of money with my ebike

6 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I Ever Find A Woman To Love Me?

6 days ago

My sources say no

Will I Become A Millionaire Soon?

6 days ago

Ask again later

Will I ever find a man to love me?

6 days ago

Don't count on it

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