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I’m done with dedicating years and more years to you, Mister A.S.R., and getting crumbs.

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Mister A.S.R, if you can’t choose me, I will choose myself, and you must go away.

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

you drive people to dispair then blame them for snapping, you not even attend church you just hack people or you would know its not a christian service

5 hours ago

My reply is no

you like jesus only when it comes to talking to us, the rest of the time you like drugs

5 hours ago

Yes

since you decided to force us back here you spammed with your church of jesus christ. what kind of christian are you? im not one

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

get your jesus rubbish out

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

you broke into the house and cut my clothes up, stole my jewelry and destroyed my personal items

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

mum knew when you said you would throw acid over me, she knew when you said you would shoot me in the head, she knew it all.

6 hours ago

Cannot predict now

saying one of the few people mum hates and is terrified of is coming while she was ill is so wrong.

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

you trapped us here then toyed with us like our lives are just a game

6 hours ago

My sources say no

you are whats wrong

6 hours ago

It is certain

we were taking it in turns to stay up at night and watch the cameras when you were playing your stupid game to waste the battery

6 hours ago

Most likely

she kept asing when are we leaving while you are spamming us all of our devices and messing with our cameras

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

when you come on here bragging you stopped me leave last year, it impacted all of us, my mum was desperate to leave this house as much as i was

6 hours ago

My reply is no

when you tampered with my cars, its was just an attack on me but an attack on my mum

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

it was our car that i took her places when ever she wanted and if she wanted as much as mine, as have all of my cars been.

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

my mum knew everytime you threatened me, that you broke my car and bragged on here about it

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

no one should have to live in those coniditions

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

you are the sick one with your stupid computer games

6 hours ago

Most likely

you and your merry band of fools tried to have me sectioned last year and then threaten to kill me as i was trying to care for my mum

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

its childish and illegal

6 hours ago

My sources say no

you are doing it again

6 hours ago

My reply is no

you have decided you didnt like me then try to look for a reason to back it up.

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

at some point you will need to realise i didnt do anything wrong and accept it, i have tried my best every year yet you are obsessed with trying to punish me or get me into trouble

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

i knew you were back as it shows discover more box and games are the suggestions

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

you arent a nice person and i dont want you around me

7 hours ago

It is certain

you keep telling me ive done something wrong when i havent for years

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

and your ali express shopping

7 hours ago

Yes

what is makera?

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

call me the devil all the time

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

why do you think i left and moved? To get away from your sickness but you recruit and force me back here to maintain control and abuse then tell me to kill myself

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

when you hack in and change what i write, you put my location to places im not or i dont believe you are either

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

why is my location luton

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

you change what i write

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

is it the only wy i can get rid of you

7 hours ago

My reply is no

what will it take for you to leave me alone

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Is John Saunders going to get fired

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

whos the lab tech bs? yet again go away

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

I said STOP flooding.

15 hours ago

Yes

Shall I try and get my last ever bag from PW now? Last one for good

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Shall I try and get my last ever bag from PW now? Last one for good

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall I try and get my last ever bag from PW now? Last one for good

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall I try and get my last ever bag from PW now? Last one for good

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall I try and get my last ever bag from PW now? Last one for good

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall I try and get my last ever bag from PW now? Last one for good

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i get my definite last ever bag now and make things work with Charlotte

15 hours ago

Yes

Stop, your weirdo.

16 hours ago

Ask again later

Shall i get my definite last ever bag now and make things work with Charlotte

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i get my definite last ever bag now and make things work with Charlotte

16 hours ago

Outlook good

Should i get one final ever bag before I delete all numbers

17 hours ago

Yes

Should i get one final ever bag before I delete all numbers

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should i get one final ever bag before I delete all numbers

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should i get one final ever bag before I delete all numbers

17 hours ago

My reply is no

Should i get one final ever bag before I delete all numbers

17 hours ago

Yes

Should i get one final ever bag before I delete all numbers

17 hours ago

My reply is no

Should i get one final ever bag before I delete all numbers

17 hours ago

My sources say no

whats alternaleaf?

18 hours ago

Yes

O.o Junkie.

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i get one final ever bag if Charlotte is on whatsapp after 11.30pm

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

i dont deserve this and its something every day to upset me

19 hours ago

Better not tell you now

why do you write the nasty stuff when i get changed

19 hours ago

Yes - definitely

who is this immature twerp

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

vulgar not gross

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

ask jack

20 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Eew. Gross. Keep it to yourself. You must be a man to say jack off.

20 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I jack off

20 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Friends? What does the TV series have to do with that?

20 hours ago

Outlook good

just for the record

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

i hate friends

20 hours ago

It is certain

He feels insecure with his appearance and to boost his ego he does all he does.

22 hours ago

Outlook good

If he is an eunuch that would explain why he needs to belittle other people, etc.

22 hours ago

It is certain

no, just a troll

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is he an eunuch?!

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

what bag did he use to carry it?

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

does he still have his brompton to?

24 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Does he have bipolar?

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will he be diagnosed with psychosis?

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will he be diagnosed with bipolar?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

You only brought her name up because I was speaking to my step dad last night about her

1 day ago

My reply is no

Shesh It

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Shesh It

1 day ago

Outlook good

Shesh It's not that hard if you just talk to people and don't be afraid to openly express yourself.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

I hope you’re joking

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

don't want to see you again because it would really hurt me. It's going to remind us of all the good times we had together. It'll help me see things from a different person's point of view. A person I didn’t know turned distant and just walked away without even saying goodbye.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

G will I have a wife?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

i qualify under the UN rules

1 day ago

My reply is no

even your staff said we deserve a chance at a normal life without repeated death threats and now years later nothing has changed, still have threats

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

we qualified when they first started threatening us, why did you stop them when your staff asked without my knowledge

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Shall I call in sick one last time?

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Shall I call in sick one last time?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Shall I call in sick one last time?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

why did you stop the id request? see the damage you have let happen to me

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Would Emma go topless on holiday

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will Emma take a bbc if I asked?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Should I go to the gym

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

STOP NOW.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

It is certain

Stop please.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Flooder Spammer.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My reply is no

He only cares about his learning platform and podcast. All revolves around these topics in his life.

2 days ago

Ask again later

Is it a wig

2 days ago

Very doubtful

G will I have a wife?

2 days ago

Yes

Hmm… Ok.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

how do these people expect me to heal when they forced us to the place that traumatised me

2 days ago

Yes

whats with the world gold council

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I lose the weight?

3 days ago

Outlook good

He acted in La La Land, Barbie live action, and other movies.

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

always leading up to midnight

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

whats with the dell computers

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Ryan Gosling is an actor. He is famous.

3 days ago

Don't count on it

An actor.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

and you mentioned rhys. whos rhys

3 days ago

Yes

whos ryan gosling you mentioned earlier

3 days ago

Most likely

barrys tea

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

jeff bezos eye

3 days ago

Don't count on it

O.o

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Who's the guy in the hat in the white sedan

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

im not and have never been a size 16

3 days ago

Outlook good

im sorry

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

And I don’t have anything with your person who spammed you, etc. I just came across with these things here.

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Someone before me said something about Ken. My mind just linked “Ken” with that movie song who Ryan Gosling sang.

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Haven’t you watched the Barbie live-action movie? Ryan Gosling is the actor who interpreted Ken.

3 days ago

Very doubtful

i dont deserve this cruelty

3 days ago

It is certain

why dont you leave me alone instead of constantly saying all this rubbish

3 days ago

My reply is no

why dont you leave me alone instead of constantly saying all this rubbish

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

why dont you leave me alone instead of constantly saying all this rubbish

3 days ago

Most likely

why dont you leave me alone instead of constantly saying all this rubbish

3 days ago

Very doubtful

i dont deserve this

3 days ago

Don't count on it

spamming me with videos of how to manipulate someone to believe something is there idea when it isnt

3 days ago

Yes

you are the sick one watching videos how to gaslight and manipulate someone

3 days ago

Outlook good

why do you play these games then try to get a doctor involved

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

spamming me with images of guns again and half naked women you sick pos

3 days ago

Most likely

just another game to try and get me sectioned like last year

3 days ago

Yes

write in plain english if you want to be understood, im not interpreting this rubbish as i said to them back in april

3 days ago

You may rely on it

who the fvk is ryan gosling?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Hahaha. Ryan Gosling sent memories: “ Cause I'm just Ken Anywhere else I'd be a ten Is it my destiny to live and die a life of blonde fragility? I'm just Ken Where I see love, she sees a friend What will it take for her to see the man behind the tan and fight for me?”

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

whos the temu cvnt?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

you pretend to be a ken you are not

3 days ago

Ask again later

whats with the ken stuff all the time?

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I have seen Racheal today

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I have seen Racheal today?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I have had treatment from ken

3 days ago

Yes

No flood, no spam. Down the flooders and spammers.

4 days ago

It is certain

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Ask again later

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

waste of money

4 days ago

Without a doubt

should i move to israel

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

do they have a plan so im rid of tthese people

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

It’s tempting, but I won’t do it. I need to resist. He isn’t worth it. I’d receive only breadcrumbs, and my brain likes it.

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

where do you find these people?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will China defeat Singapore in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Will China defeat Singapore in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will Georgia defeat Bahrain in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Will Indonesia defeat Oman in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Will Azerbaijan defeat Malta in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will Azerbaijan defeat Malta in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will Georgia defeat Bahrain in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Will Tajikistan defeat India in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

Ask again later

Will Tajikistan defeat India in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will Tajikistan defeat India in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will Tajikistan defeat India in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will Indonesia defeat Oman in a football match today Friday 5th June, 2026?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

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