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Msl cmm training get out

46 minutes ago

Yes

What will it take to get rid of you

47 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Two years your fvking wedding sht in my life fvk off

52 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Alejandra poupel wedding planners fvk off

55 minutes ago

It is certain

Did she like the flowers

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Did she like the flowers

2 hours ago

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Will she take me back

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Does she still have feelings for me

2 hours ago

It is certain

Does she still have feelings for me

2 hours ago

Yes

Does she still have feelings for me

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Does she still have feelings for me

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does she still have feelings for me

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Does she still have feelings for me

2 hours ago

Yes

Does she still have feelings for me

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why did you drove 500 miles to stalk me and hide around the corner

11 hours ago

Yes

You only work in self interest and so far it's blown up in your face but it's my life that's suffered. See why your a cvnt yet

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you think your decision on my career is more important than me who has to do the work.

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You forced us here. You had a motive to do so. Now you are hiding like a coward.

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam that I don't want a job when it's the only type of job I apply for. Who do you think you are

11 hours ago

Ask again later

Do you see how the optics are

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

While stopping me get a job and forcing me to live in poverty is a sht move

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Do you understand that spamming someone or moaning about your job

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I run? Fvk off

11 hours ago

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Do your friends and family know what you do to people

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you force us back here

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I get the havant job fvk off I don't care.

11 hours ago

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It's illegal to do so. You did it before to stop my jobs applications over 3 years ago

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Looking through my emails when you shouldn't have access to my device

11 hours ago

It is certain

What do you tell them to repeat it, that's on them

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Why did you drive 500 miles to where I was staying when I never told anyone my location

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why did you drove 500 miles to where I was staying when I never told anyone my location

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

I think following me around the country then trapping me and removing my ability to physically leave is part of it.

11 hours ago

It is certain

Security thinks it's only a matter of time before you act

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Especially when you trapped me here and read my emails and bragged you delete jobs so I can't leave

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

You curb my freedom of express by stopping my words and replacing them with yours

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You cure my freedom of express by stopping my words and replacing them with yours

11 hours ago

My reply is no

It's concerning you never accept then you aren't welcome and won't leave me alone

11 hours ago

Yes

Others think you have the traits on a sta lker ki ller

11 hours ago

Yes

You never accept being told no and to leave me alone. Spamming with naked women. It's not a quantum leap. Is it.

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Are you any different to a rapist

11 hours ago

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Will I get the job fvk off

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Do you not care because you think you can get away with it. Hounding me forcing me here and forcing your sick bs on me

11 hours ago

It is certain

Do you not see what it's s e x u a l ha ra SS ment

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Should I keep the tights fvk off

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with naked women

11 hours ago

My reply is no

freddie cheats in tests fvk off

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Do you understand that changing my words to your tripe is an attack on my freedoms

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Every time I say it's hindering my human rights to live and removing my freedoms

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

You see what you are doing

11 hours ago

Most likely

am i pregnant fvk off

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

does beth like malachi fvk off weirdo

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

This is a positive? Fvk off

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Because you still do it

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you understand what I'm saying

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Unsolicited to spam with naked women or dating

11 hours ago

My reply is no

shall i go with her? FFS fvk off creep

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Unsolicited yet again

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Today you changed what I write to mas ter bation

11 hours ago

Yes

You forced us back here then said you were going to touch me in the supermarket as it was the only place I went

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Do you understand what unsolicited messaging is

11 hours ago

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will demetrice file chapter 7 bankruptcy? Ffs

11 hours ago

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Do you know this is s e x u a l hara ssing

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will RRBBC and I become fwb? Ffs

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Will he do well ffs

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Do you even feel bad that you know you are upsetting someone or do you try to justify it with your needs are greater than anything else bs

11 hours ago

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Why did you force us here then continue your spamming ads

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you ignore your provocation and just focus on my reaction to your daily invasion

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you try to have me sectioned last year when you spammed me with naked women and I didn't want it

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force us here

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How do I get you to leave me alone and out of my devices it's creepy and fvked up.

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Not sure how someone can be this deluded for this long

11 hours ago

Yes

It's been 4 years at least of this sht

11 hours ago

Outlook good

How many more years until you take the hint that I don't like women and I like men

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take this date women ads is vile. Never any nice men.

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

FFS ig go away

11 hours ago

My sources say no

Why the constant lesbo rubbish, nothing more revolting than a women trying to date you

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do you need to change what I write to some pointless bs

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I’m not sure why you hak my iPad to change what I write, it’s illegal to hak someone and cause them harm

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Do I have to buy new earphones now? Fvk off

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will I have 3 embryos put in ow about fvk off

11 hours ago

Most likely

Will Jay come back to me eventually —-what am I supposed to do with this

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

will I 2nd interview I think you should fvk off out of my iPad.

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does it bother you I don’t like women, I don’t even want to deal with their vapid bs problems

11 hours ago

Outlook good

What does spamming a straight women with anything but her preference achieves other than resentment, distance and a long term hatred for a sicko creep

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you force us back here then spam me constantly with women. I am a women, why don’t you spam with handsome men.

12 hours ago

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Date who you want I don’t care, I don’t want you. I like real men, not a man how has to pay for attention

12 hours ago

My reply is no

Why did you spam with this women dating all of last year.

12 hours ago

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Do you put women in my iPad because you are desperate

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I don’t care you forced me back here.

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Was the one yesterday about grey sweat pants, sainsburys shorts.

12 hours ago

Yes

It sure why you spam me with it, I like men and only men. Not those here that’s why they don’t want me to leave,

12 hours ago

Most likely

It’s disgusting, rancid

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You started spamming with these nasty disgusting women dating 3 years ago.

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Meetheage fvking nasty

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Now you spam with meeting women, disgusting

12 hours ago

Yes

You forced us back here

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

When will I be rid of this

12 hours ago

Most likely

Where do you find these

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why did you force us here

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Berlin Belgium I think Birmingham. Ever where you say like New York, Newcastle.

12 hours ago

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Will I get the job in Belgium fvk off

12 hours ago

Ask again later

Where do you find them?

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force us back here when is not what we ever wanted and now I have the ugly fvking Anthony creep.

12 hours ago

It is certain

Don’t you think it’s strange how you try to say I’m jealous of people I don’t even know while hounding me. Ow can you be jealous of people who don’t really exist

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

is abigail tired? I don’t give a sht, hopefully you and your little friends will take their wedding planning and shove it with your jewellery and make up, skin care, lab science, small business owners bs, be apparently being jealous of being I don’t know or care about

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Did you get into trouble for telling me to go to Israel then I contacted them

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do you spam me with your ads when you know you are hated

12 hours ago

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Do you think it will be enough if it did move overseas I doubt it would be. You are too obsessed and fvked up in the head to leave me alone

12 hours ago

Most likely

Why the stannah ads

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why was it never enough to leave us alone even now

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why did you force us back here

12 hours ago

Yes

Last year you said go to Israel, why force me to this fvking place and now still won’t leave me alone. Still saying go back to Israel I hope you got into trouble for it last time.

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you force me here

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Do they remember last time they said to is Israel

12 hours ago

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You spam with accounts I’ve blocked, subjected moved to less of. Fvk off.

13 hours ago

It is certain

Take your false eyelashes videos your boyfriend beauty regime and get lost

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Willlandonbringin articcircletonite ffs

13 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don’t know why you put videos saying go to Israel, how about fvk off.

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

Get you wedding ring hair dress and the rest of your rubbish out fvk off

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Force me here then prevented us leave. Never ever forgiven or forgotten.

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Just fvk off all of you.

13 hours ago

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Take your mental hospital bs and fvk off. You purposely put your jewellery and sht in my feed. I’m not looking at that, nor netball, hockey or some other sht

13 hours ago

Outlook good

Leave me alone. Take your trash with you, it’s not required in any way shape or form.

13 hours ago

As I see it, yes

If you know you actions are upsetting me then why do you do it again and again with your fvking ads, sht in my Instagram feed. Who the fvk likes mr men bullsht

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Are they purposely spamming with Nordic spirit and companies I worked at or were linked

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Should I go to berlin? Fvk off

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your Pinterest ads as well. It's just another site you want to dehumanise me and put everything you like in my account and erase my own interests

15 hours ago

Most likely

Take your engagement rings and nappies as well. I'm not ever getting married or having children so be a creep weirdo elsewhere

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

evan simply adore the new cricket season so many balls FFS

15 hours ago

Most likely

is the girl mine? FFS go away cretin

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Hockey earlier fck.off with that sht as well.

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You are pathetic with your skin care netball, constant which room would you choose, which place out of 1-5 would you choose. Fvk off with your lab bs

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Same sht in my Instagram as earlier today, same fcking tramp changing what I write fkv off

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Does Tarun Singh like me? Fvk off

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

So just leave me alone.

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

And when that's not enough you then try to communicate directly and upset me with nasty things in my feed. I'm sick of this every day

16 hours ago

My reply is no

Don't call me crazy. It's an overplayed record along with being a loner, having affairs, and all the other slanderous lies you all like to spread. Stop using relative social media to look at me, searching me directly or hak my accounts to see what I'm doing.

16 hours ago

Ask again later

How would I know who people are or what they are called. I wouldn't spam myself so don't call me craY

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

While you are working how to twist what I put to blame me as you always do, ask yourself why you spam me with names of people I don't know, never met and don't recognise in person or name yet you all do.

16 hours ago

Most likely

So fcking stupid,fvk off

17 hours ago

Ask again later

Still not receiving the text 4th attempt

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

It lasts 60 seconds yet the text arrived 45 minutes later

17 hours ago

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Again you have stopped it. Fvk off messing with my life pos

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

How do you expect me to pay my bills when it's a two step time sensitive log it that you stopped until it has expired

17 hours ago

Outlook good

My life is none of your fcking business, always looking for a reason to hate and disrupt my life never looking in the mirror at the damage you do to me

17 hours ago

Outlook not so good

45 minutes to receive a text message while you search through my account to see why I'm receiving a text fvk off

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You stop me text messages arriving when I need to pay a bill. Fvking off

17 hours ago

It is certain

You see what you have done to me for years and yet you still think you deserve to continue hounding me, hak my phone, spam me, change what I write and be a cvnt

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Especially if I apply for a location, department or sector you can't control or believe is above my station and keep me on the lowest level

17 hours ago

My reply is no

Let me guess you are only trying to help every time you mess with my job applications, contact HR to cancel them, mess them up with the hiring managers. That's been the same game you played every year

17 hours ago

Ask again later

Wonder why I'm tired of your same games different year messing with my jobs

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Did it in 2022, 2023, 2024, 2025 & 2026

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Always talk about my job situation when you have fvked me over every single time year in year out

17 hours ago

My reply is no

will I get a job soon fvk off

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Take you LV ads and fvking off

17 hours ago

Ask again later

Will I win a lot of money soon? Fvk off

17 hours ago

Ask again later

Take you sciatica ads and leave me alone. If someone tells you to leave them alone day in day out. Fcking do it

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

You have no legal basis to hak into my phone, change what I write and try to communicate with me

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Never met anyone who has to constantly hak someone phone to tell them you are better than them

17 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take you I'm better than you science fvk off

17 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will we move to that house fvk off

17 hours ago

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Your life isn't my problem fvk off trying to talk to me you make me sick

17 hours ago

Most likely

Should I stay at my current job? Fvko off

17 hours ago

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Yet I'm the problem and should accept someone else control and dictating my life and shouldn't fight suc a sick fvked up controll freak psycho with their recruits.

18 hours ago

Outlook good

Look through my mail to see what I'm doing then change what I write in my phone

18 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Do you see the problem, I'm trying to live my life, get through the day and you constantly put your things in my life

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

should I chuck it fvk off

18 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Leave me alone take your stupid child bs and fvk off

18 hours ago

Yes

You sad little troll hac

18 hours ago

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Take your sad life and get out of my phone

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

will he find me fvk off cvnt

18 hours ago

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halo fvk off

18 hours ago

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Always whatever I do is wrong what ever cause it is fine. Always ignoring your own bs. Nothing wrong with spamming me day and night making up lies and trying to manipulate me

18 hours ago

Yes

Trying to use different females as a jealousy play every time. You don

18 hours ago

My sources say no

Trying to use different females as a jealousy play every time. You don't know me even after stalking me for years. Always an agenda

18 hours ago

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And when I'm not trying to get me into trouble. That's the aim every time

18 hours ago

Yes

You did the same thing all of last year, the year prior, this year. Yet I'm supposed to be fine with it.

18 hours ago

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That's what you focus on, manufactured rage cause by your baiting year in year out. I'm the problem for reacting not you are the problem for being the cause

18 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You see no moral or legal problem with doing something like that only the reaction of me being pushed to the edge.

18 hours ago

Outlook good

But you are never the problem, hacking and using someone's private information against them isn't the problem

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Just rage baiting me to use against me like you did spring last year

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why do you spam me with things I wouldn't know then say I'm the problem when I've had a fvking enough of it.

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your shty lab bs and your fvking irritating look at me vapid materialism and fvk off

18 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Leave me alone

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

You go through men like bonnie blue. Every five minutes it's a different guys name

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

will sean be my boyfriend fvk off

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

You would have left before but you haven't

18 hours ago

My reply is no

Will it be settled out of court fvk off

18 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will we go away ffs

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

Been doing this for two years fvk off

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

Stop spamming with 6 million, 3 million. Just fvk off you vulgar troll to talk about money

18 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Just fvk off.

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I don't know what you are trying to say, reference or imply.

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

I'm not in on your stupid sick details fvk off

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with names and ads with the same name.

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

S e x u a l h a r a s s m e n t

18 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is Jordan still in love with me? Fvk off

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

does he wnk over me fvk off you sicko

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

is alan comeing to my house soon tonight fvk off

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

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