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You hounded me daily with your disgusting things like you still do.

just now

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You think you are so clever when you erase my words and replace with your pathetic games but you hide like a coward when I highlight you trapped mum and I and we hated you for it

1 minute ago

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You never have anything to say when you trapped me here and broke my car like a coward

3 minutes ago

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You forced us here and stopped me leave

7 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

I don't care about your stupid Dobbins bs.

8 minutes ago

Most likely

She didn't want to be here either

9 minutes ago

Most likely

She didn't force me here

9 minutes ago

Don't count on it

The only person I care about is my mum.

9 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Why are you spamming with your bs for fvk off

12 minutes ago

It is certain

dobbin died who the fvk is dobbin

12 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

You are a sicko doing this in my phone for years.

13 minutes ago

Without a doubt

You are a sicko doing this in my phone or years.

14 minutes ago

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I shouldn't have to tolerate your disgusting predatory behaviours in my phone or your nasty spamming on every website I visit with the same bs

14 minutes ago

Outlook good

You hide behind a computer screen and you need a dose of karma.

16 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Whether your spamming with naked women like all of last year or your underwear. You sick pos.

17 minutes ago

My sources say no

Sick of these disgusting pigs spamming me with a e x u a l h a r a s s m ent they need to learn a fvking lesson

19 minutes ago

My sources say no

You think you are brilliant yet you hide like a coward

35 minutes ago

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How much longer are you forcing me around these locals

36 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

You forced me here and stop my jobs so I can leave and go back to the civilised world away from inbred farmers like you lot

38 minutes ago

Outlook good

Also goes by Jimmy

40 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

The John jk on the flyer

40 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

The lilysilk sicko for over three years

41 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

The sicko spamming me with weddings and dogs beagles dressed as bride and groom in my Instagram

41 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Is he also the James from yesterday and the jay from last week

42 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Who is this John you speak of

42 minutes ago

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You spam with other people's names to see what reaction it will get because you are so insecure you play games. I would be insecure to if I was into half the stuff you spammed the other website with.

1 hour ago

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Make you feel powerful being a disgusting pervert who's so ashamed you hide it so others can't see it's you

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

You have done it o every site you watch me visit. Rinse and repeat with the sick predator

1 hour ago

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Why were you searching for p o r n and other X rated acronyms

1 hour ago

Most likely

Must be tough, quickly searching medical and other bs to hide your nasty sht because calling for others to see what a nasty person I am.

1 hour ago

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PODDY PIGGY well done you learned another word since this morning

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

If you come near me I only have a rubber mallet and a blunt rusty saw but I will do whatever to get a sicko like you away from me.

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

Seems appropriate given your sick obsession with me

1 hour ago

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Italians have some interesting laws on castrating predators

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

Spam with your disgusting dating ads. Maybe a honeypot

2 hours ago

My sources say no

You turn up everyday to hound me.

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You forced me here and stop my jobs so I have all the time in the world to hunt you and sell you out to what ever nation can use you

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Desperate ugly creep

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why do you spam me about birthdays when you ruin it by hacking my phone year after year. Sick pos

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You watching every move I make on my phone and spamming with inappropriate perversions

2 hours ago

Most likely

Are your family and friends proud of you s.talking women

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

All of last year you spammed me with Germany and n a z I s. My mum called you sick yet here you are still doing it

2 hours ago

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Not sure why as I don't know anyone who drinks alcohol or would ever admit to drinking that pizz

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

You also spam me with Jack Daniels ads

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You spam with avocado and Norfolk cottages. What value do you bring to the table

2 hours ago

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SHOULD I LEAVE JOHN. I don't give a fvk

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

You constantly spam with German, it holds very little value like your pretend bs.

2 hours ago

Yes

You always spam with Germany as well. Tonight private jets with German flag, big houses, trading. You know nothing but what you see in movies or tv

2 hours ago

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Why do you spam with what you think finance guys have and are interested in opposed to actually knowing any. I can spot a fake a mile away

2 hours ago

It is certain

Sht that won't flush

2 hours ago

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Why do you think it's appropriate to spam the other site with such things, like you did on other sites for years. Sickening perverted creep clinging onto me like a

2 hours ago

My sources say no

I applied for a job there because you spammed to see if it was a set up like before. Luck was on my side and I didn't have to tolerate another sht show

2 hours ago

It is certain

Why do you repeatedly spam with fisher investments for weeks

2 hours ago

Yes

You need shutting down, you vile sick pos with your disgusting fetish spamming

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You are a problem

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Because you should be

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Are you on a register yet

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

But of a theme, same ads, same disgusting freak with their s e x u a l spamming

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Along with your octopus ads

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Predator vibes judging by the acronym search

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

And now you still spam me with your fvking octopus ads

4 hours ago

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You forced us here, don't expect anything other than utter distain

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Take your resin driveways and gfys

4 hours ago

It is certain

Why does this idiot spam me with Instagram about betrayal, they forced me here and stopped me leave.. once I leave I not coming back. Mum and I never wanted to be in norfolk

4 hours ago

Most likely

Still with your harry potter bs fvk off

7 hours ago

Yes

All the scrubs ads and the rest of your look at me bs.

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Nurses are supposed to help people get better not make the world about them and the person mentally exhausted by their bs

7 hours ago

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I heard the definition of insanity is doing the same thing and expecting a different result. Were you expecting to wear me down so I would eventually accept your smothering in my life.? Spamming with your nurse bs

7 hours ago

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Then you try to claim I'm just jealous of you but you turn up where I am I don't know or care where you are

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You act like eople can't live without you and you need to be in around when you suffocate people with your overbearing center of attention act. Leave me alone.

8 hours ago

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You believe you try to save people but the reality is you suffer ate them with your word salad video nonsense and your overbearing smothering.

8 hours ago

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But you you try to claim I have bipolar or some other mental case disease when I just want a life without you in it. But your deluded ego can't accept the reality I hate you and you don't fvking leave me alone

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If you left me alone the first ten times I asked them maybe you wouldn't be feeling sorry for yourself when you keep invading my life.

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Take your sht and fvk.off. you don't listen, never have, think you know best and do everything to upset me then play the feel sorry for yourself at me when I reject your bs.

8 hours ago

Most likely

You say I need a holiday yet turn up and ruin everyday you appear in. You won't let me go on holiday because you know I won't come back

8 hours ago

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Take your whinge bag quote videos and fvk off

8 hours ago

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Why am.i living in a parallel world where when I don't like someone, don't want to tolerate them and say as such they don't fvking leave me alone even after two years of the same message. It used to work. Telling someone to fvk off was pretty obvious what was wanted

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why am.i living in a parallel world where when I don't like someone, don't want to tolerate them and say as such they don't fvking leave me alone even after two years of the sameessage

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Zero tolerance for you lot fvk off

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I had this possessive nurse freak in Kent. Fvk off now

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I dont get your game, you forced me here then spam with Kent where you knew I was happy and didn't want to leave. Is it just another layer to your sick and twisted games

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Equally as desirable as chatham

9 hours ago

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Maybe you can find some land in Damascus to spam me with as well.

9 hours ago

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Have fun avoiding those roadman in balaclavas on bikes.

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I'm not buying land but you still spam me with it like a broken record. Leave me alone

9 hours ago

You may rely on it

The place has security guards in stab vests at the McDonald's. Should be twinned with Kabul imo. You hear gunfire every morning from the naval barracks. Great place to live enjoy your land purchases and leave me the fvk.alone.

9 hours ago

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Maybe I should say Woolwich with soldiers being stabbed and riots while I was there along with being on Russia hit list top ten targets

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Take your Chatham land searches and fvk off. I'm not buying land my life is none of your business. Chatham is like Lewisham.

9 hours ago

Most likely

O.o

10 hours ago

My reply is no

Do I cast it again ?

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Did he get the video messge ?

11 hours ago

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It’s a happy day so sweet

11 hours ago

Ask again later

Cya cya

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Have I reached the end is it black ?

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I’m flying away disappear in the distance so fast a million away stretching out it hurts my eyes breaking reality

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Fast travel

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Moving soon ?

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

cross, so who had the gold cross?

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

kitten or a puppy? or wanting one?

11 hours ago

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Then they brought up baby news. It felt like someone has either just found out they’re expecting or is very close to having their baby. I kept hearing an L name too. Lynn, Lucy or Laura were the names that came to mind,

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Back with your Norfolk adoption ads. While your mental age qualifies I think you are too old for anyone to pick you. Fvk off

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

For someone whos haking my phone you aren't very bright

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your octopus ads as well my screen flickers and they show up aka hak

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

when will I win a million pounds will I meet lots of gold diggers? Fvk off cretin

12 hours ago

Outlook good

Cheap shot by a unimpressive person.

12 hours ago

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Erasing my words to call me piggy

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Erading my wprds this morning to call me piggy

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

If you got your head and your ego out of your backside you would know the difference

12 hours ago

My reply is no

I haven't asked for help I said leave me alone but no you stop me it's not the same you fcking idiot

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

When will I be rid of your sht in my phone. Your gif help me I'm poor and the rest of your disgusting stuff

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Funny how you never answer how much longer you are going to stop my jobs but you can spam me with insurance ads and the rest of your bs

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You change the goal posts every day, a few more weeks, you will be left alone when you move, when the house is sold, when you leave the country. All a load of bs while you prevent me and trap me here. You are sick to h a c k my phone to spam with this

13 hours ago

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You have a plan to cause the maximum amount of disruption and damage to me or you wouldn't have done any of what you have done today, yesterday or at anytime. You are sick and obsessed with making my life a living h e l l

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You are an evil pos who won't leave me alone fvk off n

13 hours ago

Outlook good

Why did you spam me earlier will their be any funds left. You clearly have a strategy or you wouldn't be stopping my job applications

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

The same freak telling my managers when I do have a job word for word conversations that they repeat in offices

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Then when I come on here to expose it either try to have me sectioned in a hospital, arrested or threatening me.

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

I'm sick of this freak spamming me with drugs, chlorophyll, marriage, underwear and spamming they killed someone in a hospital.

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't need some cretin stalker hacking my feed to erase my words and spam about men that have visited them or others in their network

14 hours ago

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I don't need a holiday I need this bs sorted and to be left alone to live safely where ever I am.

14 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I'm sick of every single day you spam me about my job applications because you know what I've applied for and stop me. For years you have done this you are a sick pos. You said you only allowed a job because my mum died and you knew she was paying for my food while I was paying other bills. What kind of sicko allows someone else to earn money and get a job while stopping me for an entire year's before to force us here then break my car at a cost you knew I couldn't afford

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

Then you spam me with your obsession about millionaires.bspamming you are getting married in 3 weeks, why do I care.

14 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You forced me here against my will,stopped my jobs to run down my reserve funds and trap me.

14 hours ago

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You play you stupid games with your pathetic hacking I've never had a break from it. Not a single day you haven't spammed with some bs.

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

How much longer are you stopping my jobs for

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you also spam Will I get a job soon when you erased my words or going on about being a millionaire

14 hours ago

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should miriam go on holiday

14 hours ago

Outlook good

should miriam go on holiday

14 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

should miriam go on holiday

14 hours ago

It is certain

You also spammed with Angela this morning as you did spring summer last year

15 hours ago

My sources say no

You are the one who spoke of a jp and you said you killed someone's wife at that hospital

15 hours ago

Yes

You said will I join my son, you also said something about an Anna at a qe2 hospital

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

more to come soon what does that mean

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You spam with it yet it means nothing to me

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Mouser ads really

15 hours ago

It is certain

You forced me here against my will

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I'm sick of dealing with this immature post spamm Ng me everyday and stopping my jobs just fvk off

18 hours ago

Yes

are me kate getting back together? Fvk off cretin

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I'm not responsible for you so stop making me suffer your delinquency

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

You have the mental age of a child, I shouldn't have to tolerate you every fvking day with your pathetic hacking and baby bs

18 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your Norfolk adoption ads and fvk off you freak

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why haven't you been locked up with the rest of the immature mentally handicapped people

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take you temu ads

18 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You are an immature pos

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

It's your octopus ads

18 hours ago

Outlook not so good

will i join the reptilian army fvk off freak

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

How much longer am I going to be forced around these sht people stopping my job and deciding everything is too good for me

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You erase my words when I expose your realtime watching and examples

1 day ago

Most likely

Are we back at the stage of if you can't have me no one else will.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Are we getting married in 3 weeks fvk off spamming me it's sick

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

How does that go down with your recruits.

1 day ago

My sources say no

I don't recruit people, they have the freedom to form their own opinions. You don't do that, you need to frame a situation to detract from your sickening activities like spamming me with ads for the exact colour and style of underwear I wear on any given day when I go to the toilet or get dressed

1 day ago

It is certain

They are liable for their own actions regardless of how much or little they know when it falls outside of the boundaries of acceptable activities. I'm curious how you recruit them to enact your sick actions in one form or another

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Do you tell the people you recruit to repeat the same things you did everything you still do or is it just about framing me as a bad person

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Or spam me with I get dressed that you are the only one I let see me undressed when you watch me in the house like a predator freak and you make me feel sick at the thought of a fvking weirdo I don't know watching me

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Or that daily you tell me to lose weight despite knowing I don't want a sicko like you anywhere near me

1 day ago

My sources say no

Do you tell people you did that up and down the country when you say I'm the bad one and you need to get revenge me

1 day ago

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You spamming me to have a bath today or previous years a shower because you put cameras in the place to watch me.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I bet you don't tell people that you spam me with underwear every time people go into companies for years like a sick predator

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I wonder when you spread your lies do you include the bit where you did things or just stick to the bs you make up about me.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

No job I will have will require an NDA, i can't even get a job because you hacked my accounts. You know the reality but you spread lies and fables for no good reason than to tarnish my reputation

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

You seem to fail at the concept of the reality as it is Infront of you. I don't have a job and you stop me getting one yet you spam that I sign an NDA for a job that I don't have.

1 day ago

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Why do you still spam with job having ndas. You did this all of last year when spamming about settlements. You are obsessed and a waste of time.

1 day ago

It is certain

In any other setting you wouldn't be anywhere near me but you force yourself in my devices then do what you think is the most upsetting to get a reaction.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Every single company you spam you are dating whoever has been the most awful

1 day ago

Most likely

You cling onto every single person that's been awful then spam me with them iny phone that I'm the problem

1 day ago

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If I'm honest judging by the people you spam me with, you haven't chosen a great or even decent bunch.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Spammed me on here calling me a lab rat while you broke into my car and put rats in it then as you spammed with rat drawings tonight along with some danish bo concept ads yet again

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Why do you spam ith your pathetic drawings like you did all of last year along with your Juliet spamming because she was a direct colleague at Lloyds for a short time.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

The report I heard was she was in denial about her hideous grandson even when they visited to talk to her years ago.

1 day ago

Yes

Why would I care you know what plates my grandmother bought when she moved house when I don't talk to the poison dwarfs as my mother calls her

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You play your hand to me who doesn't give a sht if the king of England turned up or Donald duck to talk to you.

1 day ago

My reply is no

What do you think filling my feed with look alike people to whoever you have seen today means to me. You never spam with look a like military men just people you see.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Have been asked to fvk off repeatedly but don't then spam with look a likes of people I don't give a sht about and spam with names that mean something to you

1 day ago

My reply is no

You turn up with your Wayfair ads like I'm supposed to care for nearly 3 years.

1 day ago

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I'm struggling to understand to value to it

1 day ago

It is certain

Or anything about people in companies that have been awful to me

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

My mother's g l a s s cutting

1 day ago

You may rely on it

And her hotter shoe brand or whatever it is

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you spam me with my grandmothers portimeirion plates

1 day ago

Outlook good

Your self importance job bs all the time

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Is it why you spam my phone with too big to fail

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Will I meet Thomas at the weekend fvk off with your dik chasing

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Im sick of every time I come on here highlighting the crap you force on me, you go on about your job while stopping me. Why is it still happening. Maybe spend less time spamming my Instagram and fvk off with your self importance crusade.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Just get out and fvk off.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you always make it about your job in my Instagram

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I be rid of this selfish person in my phone who tries to make everything I say they spam me with about themselves every single time

1 day ago

Very doubtful

It's weird, you constantly watch what I'm doing in my phone yet hide like a freak. Get lost

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I heard its always someone who is close to you who are obsessed s.talker types but I haven't had anyone close so you forced yourself in my phone

1 day ago

Outlook good

Quit spamming with your no bs..I haven't asked anything from you but it hasn't stopped you hindering my life and stopping me has it. You like to brag you are stopping me like you spam with some fvking cows all the time

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

How much longer are you planning on trapping me in this fvking place with these fvking local people

1 day ago

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Stopping my jobs to trap me in poverty, spam me I will be homeless and that I'm a lab rat. Fvk off

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

I don't know you. You just turn up in my phone and spam me with cholrophy, underwear and pregnancy, weddings engagement rings.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

If that wasn't sick enough you are a freak and spammed about tracking periods years ago. It's fvking creepy

1 day ago

It is certain

Why is it always black underwear, every time. Corsets, bondage bs. Multiple times a year. Leave me alone sicko

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

It's desperate, disgusting and spamming me with it like the love honey bs is sick

1 day ago

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You have spammed my phone with underwear for years. No one buys that much underwear unless it's their profession or is the only way they can get attention. Leave me alone

1 day ago

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