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G will I be good?

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You think it was appropriate the first time to constantly spam me with your s e x u a l organ problems

3 hours ago

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What's with snip reversal bs

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I hope karma catches up with you soon because hashem owes me big time suffering you

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Just carry on stopping my jobs as always and spamming me with your pathetic life

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Not a single sorry I will leave you alone ever

3 hours ago

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But you have your head so far up your own backside you can't see for sht

3 hours ago

Most likely

It was always your shtty hacking

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

See the typos you mocked me for where never my doing

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall I try and get one from J now? Hahaha what a fvkind creep

3 hours ago

Yes

Did the students like me? Fvk off

3 hours ago

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And that's why you hide behind your computer because you know you never stood a chance with me as I find you disgusting

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Do you usually buy women off when they are tired of your drug use. I was never interested in anything you have to offer you are a repulsive pos

3 hours ago

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You still spam me with your altenaleaf bs

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Back with your designer brands because you think all women are gold diggers because you have a type. Fvk off cretin your plastic bs doesn't impress me like I asked you to fvk off over two years ago.

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Not so brilliant now are you

3 hours ago

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Stopping my jobs erasing my words spamming me with companies thinking you are smart while I see into your life and you do t even know it

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

So when will you leave me alone instead of being a pile of sht

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You tried last year with your cartoon snoopy playlists on YouTube, I saw through your sht from day one. You think you are subtle but you aren't so I let it run until I have enough or I'm bored

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

So many indicators of the hacking and data leakage. The screen flickers and the key oard is extra sensitive and a new history of data appears. Great for harvesting and profile building because you didn't know it was happening

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You are a fcking freak and turn up when I apply for jobs your search settings come up in my feed like you Shtty YouTube subscriptions did. I took my time to unsubscribe you to as much as possible. You prefer Manchester United over city football team

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Wonder why I'm not friendly when you have done this for nearly two years you sick pos

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Sick freak

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Then spammed me with a fleshlight of whatever you called it

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Then spammed me with a flashlight of whatever you called it

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Are you the one who bought themselves an ai girlfriend

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

At the start of the last sentence I wrote see and it changed it to she e. Fvking foreigner

3 hours ago

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See the Shtty hack messed with my keyboard. I

3 hours ago

Outlook good

I forget you don't like me exposing what he e l l you put us throw during her final months. You only like making me look bad at all times

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I said the same last year when mum and I were complaint about what you did to my phone and laptop

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Results are what matters and you have none to show

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I can say your sht because I have the results in my phone

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Im using the touchscreen and then it requires a second tap while the first is pressed down. I guess you get monkeys if you pay peanuts for a sht show you offer

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

My phone times out when I'm using it. Fix it cvnt

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Had the audacity to mock me yesterday with your help I'm poor job but you are a hinderance not a solution.

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Not a solution

3 hours ago

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You are a problem with your Nissan bs and octopus ads. Fvk off.

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Back with your Remington and that Shtty program you spam me with fvk off zero tolerance for you. Fvk off

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Take your altenaleaf Somerset bs and fvk off cretin

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

So take your knock of hackers bs and fvk off.

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Uk law states you are responsible for your own liabilities. Outsourcing doesn’t mean you aren’t responsible for its actions.

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Someone on the outside looking in with half a brain

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

What kind of clown spams me with an ceo security costs videos.

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Can’t even write a sentence without this sht changing from your pathetic handiwork.

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

This temu sht I’d turned up in Telford

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

Temu spyware that doesn’t recognise English is that why I have German ads and videos about learning English in my YouTube.

5 hours ago

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is that why you watch chinese women eating raw fish and other nastiness, explains why you don’t know English and neither does my phone when you hack into it

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Yet you think you are clever and smart because you can read an email. I think I know your limits

5 hours ago

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The clock and the screen layout changes depending on which idiot is hacking it

5 hours ago

My sources say no

It times out while I’m in the middle of typing a sentence

5 hours ago

Yes

Shoddy work and an illiterate inept out of their depth hacker

5 hours ago

Most likely

Why does it not recognise words and misses letters

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Why does my phone time out while I’m typing

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Next time you force someone to a place they don't want to be, don't expect rainbows and unicorn kisses

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Is that why you spam me with temu because you arent a team level

5 hours ago

It is certain

You forced me here so take it chump. Stop my jobs then accept you aren't getting a nice version of me along with your little friends

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

That's local Tommy Hilfiger wearing types in ford focuses I guess.

5 hours ago

It is certain

Couldn't call a private contractor to ask the cost for ex special forces had to spam me with YouTube videos instead. Wow you are stupid

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

fffff? Get lost

5 hours ago

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Why am I having security cost videos come us for AI businesses. If you were anyone you would know what my security costs a have been. The fact you are looking on the Internet for this sort of thing just looks like you are the other party still hacking my phone

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

How much longer are you going to stop my jobs or spam me with companies for.

6 hours ago

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It takes up to 45 seconds to open a single app and minutes to turn on from you hacking.somedays is worse than others particularly with company activity do it's obvious you are messing with it

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Also get out of my phone it hardly works and you messed with the keyboard

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Whays woth the videos thee last 5 years of my life have been a failure when you are still doing the same things to me

6 hours ago

Most likely

Soldiers got it was watching their friends being blown up my ieds. You know what you have done to me

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

At least with soldiers they knew war was thousand miles away in a culture different to their own.

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

But that hasn't stopped you hacking my phone and erasing my words daily or stopping my jobs to trap me here longer.

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

While this is the only excitement your life gets, others have said I imagine being such a bag of sht that you caused the same illness soldiers get in war.

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Constantly heating the different ways they wanted to fire me and the set ups created the achieve it. On top of your bs everyday. Spamming, hacking the hounding and people from previous places, without this life would have been a walk in the park

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

The jobs weren't even difficult, the situation you put me in with the games you played was mentally debilitating

7 hours ago

It is certain

How I wish to be as drunk on my own stupidity as you are. Thinking you are the victim for hacking and trapping me in poverty

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

But in your deluded head, hacking my phone, spamming me and erasing my words makes you the victim.

7 hours ago

My reply is no

So may e write me a cheque instead of your stupid letter

7 hours ago

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If you hadn't forced me out of London the first time I was would have had enough for a deposit on a flat for mum and I. Even the second time with your fvking games I couldn't afford to move be because it wasn't stable after what you did

7 hours ago

Most likely

Forcing me out of comap ies so I have to suffer you everyday instead of earning g thousands of pounds a month.

7 hours ago

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How much longer are you trappi g me on Norfolk against my will and removing my ability to earn money

7 hours ago

Most likely

Is my letter okay don't care, quit spamming me and fvk off hacking my phone and life

7 hours ago

My reply is no

I am a fool, it -still erasing my words for your non sense bs

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

No couldn't possibly leave us alone to live our lives where we wanted which was away from the dregs like you. Have to force us here to hound us daily

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Thats it scuttle away, if only you did that years ago we would be happy and in Kent.

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Never thought the harm you actions caused us and still cause me just a vulture picking away at me

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Funny how you could do that to scare mum and I but never thought what it was doing to us daily

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Trying to keep the torches flashed at my old bedroom window quiet

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will Robyn contact me? Doubt it

7 hours ago

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Obviously you didn't get the reaction you wanted when you tried playing she's angry card. Mum said take no notice of them

7 hours ago

Most likely

Exactly what any person want who's forced to a place against their will, to be told be a horrid creature like you that we won't ever leave as you are stopping me

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Getting in my phone looking at what I'm doing and being A negative horrid old creep

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

This boconcept turning up almost everyday last year from the moment you forced us here

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Is Dion bad at csgo? How exciting erasing my words that expose you for this. It must be so important

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I clearly need to have a strong security system to be safe from creatures like you. It's expensive. Your a tions caused this you should pay the damage.

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Get you cheque book out you Shtty human turning up in my phone. Sitting across the road watching me like a sicko

7 hours ago

It is certain

Did the same last year.

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Maybe this science freak can send some cleaning supplies my way as they are stopping my jobs and ability to earn money so they do need to make up for loss of income

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Another example of quality brought to the table

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Was a dikhead that upset my mum.

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Another dikhead stopping my jobs this boconcept

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Who asked do we have to do anything when I was threatened on here while my mum was unwell. Quality guy

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Ow look bbed ads must be boconcept

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Usually when a guy spams so hard about women's he's in the closet

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Either way I don't care. You are a busted flush who trapped me here to torture mentally. Waste of oxygen in my opinion

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

That's science freak or the oliver sweeney

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

The only room that was trashed when the house was broken into while we were in telford

7 hours ago

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The idiot who said they couldn't do anything while torches were flashed at my old bedroom

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

The one who wouldn't do anything while you spam me and messed with my cameras

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Is the science ads supposed to be the Sheldon idiot from last year

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Planning on shoving that through the letter box as the rat are getting old

8 hours ago

It is certain

Moved on from erasing my words to same you are getting a tarantula but can't spell it properly

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Well done am I supposed to know what this means. Spamming me along with your temu crap for three years

8 hours ago

It is certain

Back with your Fischer sciencw

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

So your so called help you say you bring while.stopping me is your true motive doesn't even look convincing

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Your ego says you are needed but you spam with nothing. Third rate companies and low value people.

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You are lacking the substance so take cheap shot but the shock value went when you over used it because you had nothing else.

8 hours ago

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Maybe you could enlighten me why spamming me phone with women who h a r a s s e d me for years adds value or the immature bs is of any value

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

You run on the premise that you are needed. I don't know if it's an ego or a man thing but you haven't brought anything to the table and in fact have stopped me repeatedly

8 hours ago

Most likely

Even then I have standards and wouldn't date a man who drives a ford or a copper

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

You can't tell me I'm wrong when you are stopping my jobs and spamming you want to make me homeless

8 hours ago

My sources say no

Like a silo of the dregs who think they way to get a women is to wait until they are desperate then you look good when they having nothing because you forced them into that state

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Way to pick a winner

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Anti semites, hackers, the list of undesirables is endless

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

You really have a strong side of stalkers, creeps and predators

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Do I come first for anthony. Another ugly creep TD to leave me alone in Kent but forced me here and waited

8 hours ago

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I have to spell it out for you because you are too thick to connect the dots

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Then when the post date it came up and the men turned up thinking you could use it to get information from me it didn't work after four years of your bs

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

What does it achieve, you are an undesired pos who tried to make themselves something they aren't while spam begging that you can't get a date

8 hours ago

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And spam me that you are fvking them

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

That you spam me with women who sht on me

8 hours ago

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Why is it important

8 hours ago

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Turns out crime pays.

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Over 5 years doing this bs in the companies

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Four years of this same act in my phone

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

How much longer am I having to suffer you

8 hours ago

Most likely

Any women who sht on me you put on a pedestal and spam me with them

8 hours ago

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For four years you have spammed me with their clothes, wigs in their hair style, long posts about them on multiple websites I visit different women all with a common denominator of doing stuff to me

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Yoy spammed with anyone who sht on me that you liked them or were fvking them

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You erase my words as they expose your pathetic actions

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Do aliens use the magic8ball? Wow clutching at straws

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

For years you have spammed me with the clothing, wig and other attributes of anyone who sht on me

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

H a r a s s m e n t is what you are yet you spam about writing letter on other people

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Did that every time along with your pervert temu ads of lilac mini skirts and latex spamming

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You only turn up to spam with hockey wife footwear after people had been in the company

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

When you are going to pay me my loss of earnings from stopping me

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Here you are again crawling out from under your rock into my phone

8 hours ago

It is certain

Spammed with your motorpoint in kent

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You forced me here, stopped my jobs to run down my savings

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Doubt you have a sister. You just write things you think make you sound like you have a brain

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

do i write a letter to the....about my sister wow so exciting

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Maybe if you weren't a bag of sht for over two years in my phone then I wouldn't be a cvnt to you. It's the least you deserve

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Spamming me with UK holidays, why. Your holiday bs is judging me by your own frivolous behaviours

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You were a busted flush from day one yet you still flogging yourself as competent like a dead horse

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Quick put the invest in gold ads so it looks like you know anything about finance.

8 hours ago

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Wonder why you can't get a women and have to resort to online when for years you spammed you are getting with any and every women that's sht on me

8 hours ago

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That's another person you spammed you were having an affair with. People in every place and every location. Bit of a slimeball

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You started spamming with the hideous shoe boots a certain some one wears

8 hours ago

My sources say no

Your motorpoint only turned in up Kent when they went into Av.only after they left through

8 hours ago

Ask again later

How long are you going to continue to prevent my jobs and me leaving here

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Don't like the word trollope

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Back with your temu trash

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why the mature dating spamming every day. You are immature mentally yet you look for over 50s women

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Not sure why you spam with Charles and Keith everyday either

8 hours ago

Yes

Take your motorpoint ads and fvk off along with your sick dating spamming

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Dead end area for a dead end person

8 hours ago

Yes

Looking at a house on angel road suits you down to a t

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Erase my words of your dating ads and motor point

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

will sim contact over xmas wow so exciting

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

How much longer are you trapping me here with this local filth

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Is it a stipulation? Low braincells high ego

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What's fascinating is where you find such Shtty men.you have them in abundance

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Back with your octopus ads again well done

9 hours ago

My sources say no

O.o

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

So sicko of putting up with it and nothing is done

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

Can the MMA tattoo guy come sort this fvker out

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

Can the MMS tattoo guy come sort this fvker out

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I want results not some sicko spamming me another year

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Spam with men yet again pathetic pest

13 hours ago

Most likely

will i get a boyfriend this year? Fvk off

13 hours ago

Yes

You hounded me daily with your disgusting things like you still do.

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

You think you are so clever when you erase my words and replace with your pathetic games but you hide like a coward when I highlight you trapped mum and I and we hated you for it

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You never have anything to say when you trapped me here and broke my car like a coward

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You forced us here and stopped me leave

13 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't care about your stupid Dobbins bs.

13 hours ago

Most likely

She didn't want to be here either

13 hours ago

Most likely

She didn't force me here

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

The only person I care about is my mum.

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why are you spamming with your bs for fvk off

13 hours ago

It is certain

dobbin died who the fvk is dobbin

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You are a sicko doing this in my phone for years.

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

You are a sicko doing this in my phone or years.

13 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I shouldn't have to tolerate your disgusting predatory behaviours in my phone or your nasty spamming on every website I visit with the same bs

13 hours ago

Outlook good

You hide behind a computer screen and you need a dose of karma.

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Whether your spamming with naked women like all of last year or your underwear. You sick pos.

13 hours ago

My sources say no

Sick of these disgusting pigs spamming me with a e x u a l h a r a s s m ent they need to learn a fvking lesson

13 hours ago

My sources say no

You think you are brilliant yet you hide like a coward

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

How much longer are you forcing me around these locals

14 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You forced me here and stop my jobs so I can leave and go back to the civilised world away from inbred farmers like you lot

14 hours ago

Outlook good

Also goes by Jimmy

14 hours ago

As I see it, yes

The John jk on the flyer

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

The lilysilk sicko for over three years

14 hours ago

As I see it, yes

The sicko spamming me with weddings and dogs beagles dressed as bride and groom in my Instagram

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Is he also the James from yesterday and the jay from last week

14 hours ago

Better not tell you now

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