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you hurt me so i will not come back on here, you will need to do your job instead of waiting for me to tell you

1 hour ago

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maybe speak to another christian about your christian needs

2 hours ago

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Any particular christian you wish to discuss?

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

tickets to the dwarf game high jump event

2 hours ago

My sources say no

puddle diving

2 hours ago

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toe wrestling

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

a hot air balloon ride and a bread machine

2 hours ago

My sources say no

G will I get what I want?

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

i hope the wedding is soon

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

you always write these awful rage baiting things overtly and covertly

11 hours ago

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why are we having to put up with you

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will donald trump die in 2026

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will donald trump die in 2026

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will donald trump die in 2026

11 hours ago

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Will donald trump die in 2027

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

he was a bit immature before

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

will i make it to the next checkpoint

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Does b

19 hours ago

Yes - definitely

WOukd I bang him iut

19 hours ago

Outlook good

Will i hear from Debi

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will i see Debi?

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will i see Debi?

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I see Kris today

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will I see Kris today

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Will I see Kris today

1 day ago

My sources say no

Will Avery see David today

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will Avery see David today

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Will Avery see David today

1 day ago

It is certain

Kkkk. Fale com a minha mão, pois eu não vou deixar de falar na minha língua.

1 day ago

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work on your insecurities instead of saying im dry begging people im not talking to

1 day ago

Very doubtful

saying im dry begging, fvk off.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

WOukd I

1 day ago

Very doubtful

WOukd I

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Did she

1 day ago

Most likely

i dont care to learn what ever language you are writing so dont talk to me

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

É em português. Não confunda as línguas.

1 day ago

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Não é em espanhol, kkk.

1 day ago

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dont talk to me if you speak in spanish

1 day ago

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Que diabos????

1 day ago

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when do you leave me alone?? whats it going to take you sad pathetic creep

1 day ago

Very doubtful

G will I have a son or daughter?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Para de floodar.

2 days ago

My reply is no

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

2 days ago

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Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

2 days ago

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Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

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Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

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Paraaaa com isso. É sempre a Charlotte e as drogas com os albaneses.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

Most likely

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

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Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

Most likely

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

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Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

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Eu, hein? Que diabos.

2 days ago

Most likely

when you say it will take too long to explain because you are at fault

2 days ago

It is certain

will i be financially compensated

2 days ago

Most likely

do i need to drink again just to get through the night with these people

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Hehe, mas gente.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Sa bf ko ba kami sa 3

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Sa bf ko ba kami sa 3

2 days ago

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Saamin ba kami sa 3

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Saamin o sa bf ko

2 days ago

Outlook good

Saamin o sa bf ko

2 days ago

Yes

you could just go home instead, i wouldnt mind one bit

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

the men dont whinge to me, and that is an attractive trait that distinguishes them from the over grown boys

2 days ago

Yes

in my experience thse who moan when given any task arent usually that busy, the ones who arer usy dont have time to whinge about it

2 days ago

Yes

havent you got a wedding to plan or to moan about how much work you have

2 days ago

Yes

Kkkk. Meu Deus.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

citreon fvk off west mercia

2 days ago

Very doubtful

do you ever get bored of turning up where you are hated

2 days ago

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why are you obsessed with peptides

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

why are you obsessed with pembleton cars

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

when am i rid of you cretin

2 days ago

Yes

you make me sick

2 days ago

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pull and bear vomit

2 days ago

Most likely

waters fvk off

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

what is this

2 days ago

Yes

whos the fvking science nerd

2 days ago

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did gh dial in?

2 days ago

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did gh dial in?

2 days ago

My reply is no

did gh dial in?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

did gh dial in?

2 days ago

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did gh dial in?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

one could argue that you are jealous of me being surround by fit, healthy men.

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

muslims and wedding doesnt mean im jealous.

3 days ago

Don't count on it

changing the definition os how you are using jealousy to fit your narrative doesnt make it true or real

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Shut the fu.ck up.

3 days ago

Outlook good

G will I be happy?

3 days ago

Yes

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

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Should I break things off with Charlotte?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Did they get M at the leisure centre?

3 days ago

My sources say no

Yes, you will muhahahaha.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will I Be Alone Forever Without Meeting The Woman Of My Dreams?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will I Be Alone Forever Without Meeting The Woman Of My Dreams?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I Become A Millionaire Soon?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I Become A Millionaire Soon?

3 days ago

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Will I save a lot of money with my ebike

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I Ever Find A Woman To Love Me?

3 days ago

My sources say no

Will I Become A Millionaire Soon?

3 days ago

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Will I ever find a man to love me?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

will baby swenke be a girl

3 days ago

It is certain

will baby swenke be a boy

3 days ago

Most likely

Will Howie develop feelings for me?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have success?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

G will I have success?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Does A.S. R really love me?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Does H love me

3 days ago

My reply is no

Kkkkk. Meu Deus.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

take youor wedding planning and fvk off

4 days ago

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whats in bedford

4 days ago

Outlook good

what does the university of cambridge and pole dancing have in common

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Stop it.

4 days ago

Most likely

Should I question Charlotte about ner 2 Instagram accounts?

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I question Charlotte about ner 2 Instagram accounts?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I question Charlotte about ner 2 Instagram accounts?

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

rom the Albanians?

4 days ago

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Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

my stepdad said to ignore you so i will

4 days ago

Don't count on it

how do find the sites for women,i dont look at sites with men all the time

4 days ago

Yes

whats with the cows

4 days ago

It is certain

are you an old women

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

its sick

4 days ago

Most likely

why do you spam with fetishes

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Am I going to find peace of mind?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Did Yasmina get me a gift card?

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Did Yasmina get me a gift card?

4 days ago

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Did Yasmina get me a Sephora gift card?

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Will everything be ok with the IVA?

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Is everything going to be alright?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

medexpress v50 ads thats despressing

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

i dont need you in my life, never did and never will go plan your wedding and leave me alone, i dont care, never have yet you need to tell me for validation

5 days ago

It is certain

take your pilates and shove it

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

whats with the wedding planning for 2 years get lost

5 days ago

It is certain

Is everything with the IVA going to be ok?

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

every week you bore me, go annoy someone who likes you

5 days ago

Very doubtful

save money n the legging you were looking at

5 days ago

Yes

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOn0cLh7Ek0

5 days ago

My sources say no

i dont care

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

you are a coward to do this online but never in person

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

maybe you should be with him and leave me alone

5 days ago

My reply is no

is your husband going to jail??? thats what you said

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

enhanced bottom pants

5 days ago

Don't count on it

anti aging beecream

5 days ago

Yes

take your meds and fvk off

5 days ago

Very doubtful

would tim ever marry me?? whos tim??

5 days ago

It is certain

is kelly a prozi? what a waste of oxygen dealing with a pos like you

5 days ago

My reply is no

why arent you on medication or in a straight jacket

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will my results indicate that I have myasthenia gravis? i dont care if you have gonorrhea leave me alone pos

5 days ago

You may rely on it

is colleen one of the people in your head

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

you also say you want a guy, i dont think you are all the ticket

5 days ago

Most likely

you say you have a husband every week

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

how many people do you think you are?

5 days ago

Outlook good

is it mpd?

5 days ago

Ask again later

every week you do this get a life

5 days ago

Ask again later

Does he want to study with me?

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

go annoy your husband

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

go away

5 days ago

My sources say no

Am I getting rid of toxic clients?

5 days ago

Very doubtful

airplane landing

5 days ago

My sources say no

Will I meet the vamps?? cretin

5 days ago

Don't count on it

why do you think to tell me abut your husband going to prison, leave me alone

5 days ago

Very doubtful

and anti aging cream

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

i was caling out you but enhancing leggings

5 days ago

Yes

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