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Could resonate to you

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It is decidedly so

numbers 11, 22, 7 or 4/ 14

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Better not tell you now

My feeling right now

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Most likely

A, K, D, L or J.

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Outlook not so good

You yes you speaking to me This is not a quick pull. This is a deep look at the energy around you right now. What is influencing you. What is hidden. What is coming in. What you need to know but maybe are not seeing clearly yet. It goes into love, decisions, blockages, timing and the truth around a situation.

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As I see it, yes

You are not imagining it.

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It is decidedly so

What was strange is that the energy around them feels very restless. maybe like they need help... Like they have something they want to say, or something they regret.

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Don't count on it

It's almost feels like - you probably almost can't believe it has happened?

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Very doubtful

It's almost feels like - you probably almost can't believe it has happened?

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Don't count on it

Will I see Debi again?

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Without a doubt

I have a Fever

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It is certain

Goodbye forever

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Reply hazy, try again

Should I say Good luck

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Very doubtful

Para com isso, cara e vá se tratar.

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Yes - definitely

Eu super concordo com as respostas abaixo.

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It is certain

Você é louco, doente e malvado.

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You're Twisted !

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Don't count on it

You're Scary !

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My sources say no

You're Really Creepy !

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My sources say no

You're Evil !

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Without a doubt

You're Off Your Head !

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Signs point to yes

Your Answers Are Sick !

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Yes

Should I Form A Murder Suicide Pact?

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Yes - definitely

Should I Kill Someone Else?

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It is certain

Should I Kill Myself?

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As I see it, yes

Should I Kill Myself?

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Hallelujah !!!

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Yes

Should I Become A Monk?

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Yes - definitely

Should I Stay Celibate?

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It is certain

Should I Have S-e-x With A Woman?

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My reply is no

Should I Have S-e-x With A Woman?

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Reply hazy, try again

Should I M-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e?

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My reply is no

Should I M-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e?

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Do I Have Lots Of S-p-u-n-k?

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You may rely on it

Does the magic 8-ball tell the truth as much as Donald Trump does

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It is decidedly so

does the magic 8-ball provide a money-back guarantee

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It is certain

will chmp give blarcamesine a negative opionion at re-examination

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It is certain

will chmp give blarcamesine a positive opionion at re-examination

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Very doubtful

will chmp give blarcamesine a positive opionion at re-examination

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with chmp give blarcamesine a positive opionion at re-examination

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Reply hazy, try again

Ecaaa

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Most likely

Will My P-e-n-i-s Get Hard Tonight?

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Most likely

Does A want another date with me

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Outlook not so good

Nãooooo

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Reply hazy, try again

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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You may rely on it

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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Concentrate and ask again

Narcisista escroto.

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Better not tell you now

Nojentooooo

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Cannot predict now

Idiotaaaaa

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Better not tell you now

Vá se foder sozinho.

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Very doubtful

Cala essa boca seu idiota.

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Cannot predict now

Do I Have A Big P-e-n-i-s?

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Yes - definitely

Who is thinking about me?

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My reply is no

Sim, se inscreva para apps de relacionamento e pare de insinuar coisas estranhas por aqui.

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Yes

Should I subscribe to OKCupid ?

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Don't count on it

Did someone call out my name

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Começou tudo de novo.

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It is decidedly so

Êh láiá.

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Don't count on it

Yes or no?

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My sources say no

😃

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It is decidedly so

😃

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My sources say no

😃

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Concentrate and ask again

😃

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Better not tell you now

😃

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Outlook not so good

😃

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As I see it, yes

😃

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Good

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Yes

Get lost SCU MBAG

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It is certain

Andie in kingrosia park clydach

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You may rely on it

Blo ody he ll

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My reply is no

Hi

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What is my spirit guides name called

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Yes - definitely

*duas. Enfim, deu para entender.

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Outlook good

As suas pessoas tem que saber e concordar com o ato. Para ser consentido e ponto.

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Yes

Isso é fato.

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Yes

Se a pessoa não está esperando e é contra a vontade dela. Não é consentido.

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Mas é a verdade algoritmo.

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Sem isso, não é consentimento seu.

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Don't count on it

Sim, isso mesmo só quando você souber se e quando vai acontecer.

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It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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My reply is no

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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Signs point to yes

SAY NO!

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Better not tell you now

send a fake ticket, and swear it’s legit?

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You may rely on it

Will a scammer ever ask you to come visit them?

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My sources say no

Was scammer nigita ?

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really need a cigarette. Think I pregnant. I haven't smoked a cigarette in 5 weeks. I really need one. Will one a day be okay?

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My reply is no

told you that you obviously don't get it

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It is decidedly so

Man Stop doing that stop blaming the other person. Let them go

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Without a doubt

mike do u know me or how u know her and how u tring to to help me and y would u want to try to help me .

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My reply is no

talking about someone else not me and for some reason y’all can’t call me or text but I know the truth and the reason why so if y’all want the truth call or text or stop making up lies about me

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felt every word of this & the tears won't stop

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As I see it, yes

Só é consentimento próprio se eu souber se e quando isso vai acontecer?

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Most likely

O que você quer não é estupro. É se-xo consentido.

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You may rely on it

Nojento e doentio.

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As I see it, yes

I Want To Be R-a-p-e-d By A Beautiful Woman As Long As She's Gentle With me

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Signs point to yes

Dito e feito. Boa sorte, jovem.

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Concentrate and ask again

É um crime sob a jurisdição…

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You may rely on it

Me desculpe cara, mas você falou besteira. Estu-pro é feito sem consenso.

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You may rely on it

E essa garota de programa ser bonita e sem aids ou HIV.

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My reply is no

É mais fácil você contratar o serviço de uma garota de programa.

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Very doubtful

Entendeu a diferença? Nada que não é feito sob consenso é certo.

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Outlook good

Se ela e você fazem se-xo sob consenso ai deixa de ser estu-pro.

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Se ela te estu-prar é crime. Pois estu-pro é crime.

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Se alguém te estupra é crime e contra a sua dignidade humana.

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Cannot predict now

Não importa se é de uma mulher bonita sem HVI ou aids, etc. É crime!!

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Don't count on it

Estu-pro é estu-pro. É crime.

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It is certain

Tenha mais respeito por sua vida.

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Yes - definitely

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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My sources say no

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