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Either way, it is too much to process. You guys wrote a lot, you know.

47 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

You guys, have a serious problem. Luckily we Brazilians aren’t bizarre like you.

48 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

What the heck is going on with this site? I opened this site at 16:24 in my time zone and came across this bizarre content.

49 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

i cant even be bothered, ive said it before but you are too deaf to listen

1 hour ago

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fyi im just getting all the questions out in the most restrained way beore i come off here

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

why do you wear calvin klein?do you pay you to advertise this crap

1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

why do you gamble? are you still borrowing money to fund it

1 hour ago

Reply hazy, try again

why do you always have thrush

2 hours ago

It is certain

Will I get pregnant this fall

3 hours ago

Yes

Will I get pregnant this summer

3 hours ago

My sources say no

my people wouldnt be alowed to do what they do i they did this type of thing. You have a sickness to hack and put nasty things in my feed

6 hours ago

It is certain

my people arent sick. you sre not my people

6 hours ago

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why were you also looking at piano removals, my life is nothing to do with you.

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

it doesnt matter i you are a danger to girls

6 hours ago

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changing what i wrote to will we have enough staff

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

obsessed with children all the time and now this

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

why are you looking at princess charotte like that

6 hours ago

Yes

why would such videos show in the feed if its not in your usual activity

6 hours ago

My reply is no

are they a pedo?

6 hours ago

It is certain

Will France Beat Spain?

6 hours ago

It is certain

Will England Beat Argentina?

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

will this water person go away, they make me uncomfortable

7 hours ago

Most likely

Should I ask Darren to breakfast

11 hours ago

My sources say no

Will my job interview go well next week and will I be offered a job?

16 hours ago

Outlook good

I don't live in the UK, but news online spin the globe. I'm from Brazil by the way.

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

It is a sort of DEA in the UK.

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

There is even a police department go after them and their drug cartel.

17 hours ago

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Then why are albanians in UK involve.d with drugs?

17 hours ago

My reply is no

Are you from Albania by chance? Did yoy feel insulted?

17 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I insulte.d them. What do you have to do with this?

17 hours ago

Outlook good

What the heck? A random person said about last bag and albanians.

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I called it before but you didn't listen, always know better. It's why you called me dangerous, because the facts don't match your agenda

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

And the Albanians are involved with illicit dru.gs.

18 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Hahaha. I won’t. It is the truth. Our random person is involved with them.

18 hours ago

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You can't say bs Albanian gang, you will be accused of having anger issues

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have more women?

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

This is bull sh.it. Albanian gang. Go fu.ck them.

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i start my life again tomorrow but get one more bag from the albanians tonight?

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

Shall i start my life again tomorrow but get one more bag from the albanians tonight?

22 hours ago

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Is Robin in love with me

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Should I sack Liz

1 day ago

Outlook good

Does he love me

1 day ago

You may rely on it

am i living next door to alcatraz

1 day ago

Without a doubt

why all the police next door again

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Should I message him

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Purple : ) Go on.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

What colour

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

What app should I spin 10 pounds on

2 days ago

Outlook good

What app should I spin 10 pounds on

2 days ago

My reply is no

We don’t care about you and your Albanian gang. Screw you.

2 days ago

Most likely

Shall i get just one more bag ever from the Albanians once I've bolted

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will we meet?

2 days ago

It is certain

Does she miss me?

2 days ago

Yes

Will Emily be in touch tomorrow?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Animals should be protected always.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

But it is true. Animals aren’t as complex as people are.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Animals are so much easier to understand than people.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Now, it’s 17:28 in my time zone and I was thinking about how sadly certain things are…

2 days ago

Don't count on it

It's a pity people have to hide or pretend to be someone else online.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

So, I’m not making things up. I’m real.

2 days ago

Most likely

No, I’m Gaby from Brazil. I didn’t need to make up.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Does she feel rejected

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Did she want to date me

2 days ago

It is certain

Did she fancy me

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Is she jealous

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Was she upset

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Was she upset

2 days ago

Yes

Can I do better

2 days ago

It is certain

shall I cancel

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Is she trying to make me jealous

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Has she met someone

2 days ago

My sources say no

Fu.ck you and your Albanians gang.

3 days ago

Most likely

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

3 days ago

Yes

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

3 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

3 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

The timeline doesn't really add up—how could he get the shots before the vaccine actually existed? Let me know what you meant by that and I'd be happy to answer!

3 days ago

It is certain

G will I have success?

3 days ago

It is certain

G will I have success?

3 days ago

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Important to note that the first two are the same thing as each other so the two of them are identical

3 days ago

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Question is why did he get the shot and why did he not get it in time to get his shots done before the vaccine was available

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

My reply is no

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

My sources say no

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

My reply is no

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

My sources say no

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

Yes

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

My sources say no

Am I still in the queue

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do I have cidp

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I have 1 more

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I have 1 more

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

I'm not my thoughts. Thoughts come and go. I don’t have to fight against them. The OCD wants that. I need to stay strong.

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will it go back to how it was with her?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Will it go back to how it was with her?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will time heal with her?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

If you like this Albanian gang so much. Go fu.ck their ball.s

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Albanians this or that. Blah blah. Screw you and this gang.

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall I do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

4 days ago

It is certain

Should I call him

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Did you say no to him liking me because he loves me instead

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Did you say no to him liking me because he loves me instead

4 days ago

Outlook good

Did you say no to him liking me because he loves me instead

4 days ago

Outlook good

Did you say no to him liking me because he loves me instead

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Does Micah like me more than the other girl

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Does Micah like me

4 days ago

My reply is no

Does Micah like another girl

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Does micah like another girl

4 days ago

It is certain

Why is Micah not reaching out to me

4 days ago

My reply is no

Why is Micah not reaching out to me

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

4 days ago

It is certain

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

True, exposure only works if it's gradual, controlled, and 100% consented to by the patient. Forcing someone straight into a trigger doesn't heal anything, it just worsens the trauma. That's why many people prefer trauma-informed approaches.

4 days ago

You may rely on it

also forcing someone into the environment that triggers then isnt going to heal them, only a moron would think it would help

4 days ago

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cbt doesnt wrk and causes more damage

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

I speak directly from Brasilia, Brazil.

4 days ago

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Hey, I’m not playing games. And here it’s still Thursday. It's 18:56.

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Fvk up Friday every week. What do you do for the rest of the week? Conserve energy to play games over the weekend

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

So knock it off.

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

I'm not a robot. I'm a human being. I don’t eat pure oil. Oil is used to fry food or to put on salad.

4 days ago

My sources say no

I’m just going home home to eat oooooooooooooii

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Are you friends with Angela ?

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Thanks Nananinah for the tip

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Why is it so hard to find a good one

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more work and I would be happy with it but you have a hard time doing anything

4 days ago

Yes

Not really No1s answering

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Bah No white Christmas my end

4 days ago

My reply is no

Name the joeseph!!!

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Name the joeseph!!!

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Name the joeseph!!!

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Name the joeseph!!!

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Hi joe

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Love it’s so good to be able to see the beautiful flowers

4 days ago

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Tell Chaz to call me

4 days ago

Ask again later

truthfully don

4 days ago

Without a doubt

truthfully don't give a monkeys if i upset anyone

4 days ago

Outlook good

Could do with the snow now

4 days ago

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Wow is it free snow ?

4 days ago

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Aw so no free snow?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Orlando bloom

4 days ago

My sources say no

Shame Brazil suck

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Either way, I must get going. Good luck with your life, anonymous.

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Remember that name. Gaby. Gaby with one B and Y. And I’m from Brazil, got it?!

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

The only Orlando I know is the city in Florida or the actor Orlando Bloom.

4 days ago

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Why are you obsessed with this Orlando thing by the way?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

No Orlando creep. Just Gaby here.

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

orlando creep

4 days ago

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Good luck, anonymous person.

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Either way, immigration in my country Brazil is super easy going if you choose to immigrate here.

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

I know in the States and around other European countries they are pretty firm on immigration issues. But in the UK?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

I hope you aren’t illegal though.

4 days ago

Without a doubt

I'm not an immigrant or a foreigner in my own country. I’m Gaby from Brazil who lives in Brazil.

4 days ago

Most likely

Are you an immigrant?

4 days ago

Ask again later

Who are your people? Are you a foreign person?

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Will ste die from this cancer

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Has ste best cancer

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

is it the one who threatened me that if my people go after them they will go after me

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

you only care about self preservation and not the harm you do to people

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

you want a reaction to manipulate and use. its malicious and you are dangerous

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get the new job

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get the new job

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

also why did you put that jamie creep on last night

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will I get the new job

4 days ago

Most likely

Will I get the new job

4 days ago

My sources say no

Will I get the new job

4 days ago

Without a doubt

whos Orlando?

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I make it to the next round of interview?

4 days ago

It is certain

Finished I finally finished the essay

5 days ago

Yes

Finished okay

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

are they purposely trying to make me unwell?

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is what

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

What goes up must come down and what goes down must come up it's a vicious pattern

5 days ago

Outlook good

I would vomit if I know the first bit is coming endup onit for 2 days and sit without a pint of milk for the rest of the month keep it up pal well done

5 days ago

Don't count on it

But should I do something different?

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will the business be okay

5 days ago

Without a doubt

No, you won’t see her. Nananinah.

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I see her?

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Boring, boring.

5 days ago

Ask again later

Will i find the voucher?

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall we call it over

6 days ago

Without a doubt

Is it over

6 days ago

Outlook good

No, no. Stop it.

6 days ago

You may rely on it

Do i get them albanians back one more time

6 days ago

You may rely on it

Do i get them albanians back one more time

6 days ago

Better not tell you now

Do i get them albanians back one more time

6 days ago

It is decidedly so

Do i get them albanians back one more time

6 days ago

My sources say no

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