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So, it is pretty common that most of the answers are intentionally positive.

28 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

This site follows the original statistics rate from the original Mattel Magic 8 Ball. That would be 10 answers 50 percent, 5 negative answers 25 percent, and 5 neutral answers 25 percent.

29 minutes ago

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I did but can’t remember where

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Did I hide a sum of money a while back if so where

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Did I hide a sum of money a while back

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

Do you answer positively more often than negatively

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Do you answer positively more often than negatively

2 hours ago

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Am I getting dumber

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

What address is my dog kilo at

4 hours ago

Most likely

G will I have a wife?

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

I have no worries

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Is it our time

6 hours ago

It is certain

Are we going to do it

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Are we going to do it

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Are we going to do it

6 hours ago

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Cosa stai dicendo???

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

w s d r m b n w ?

8 hours ago

It is certain

Noi dobbiamo non essere cosi... Tu stai esagerando.

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

you think everything is about you, you are your husbands problem not mine so leave me

15 hours ago

My reply is no

go make your husband his cheesecake

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

And a dead beat dad

15 hours ago

My sources say no

A dirty junkie

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why did you recruit a drug dealer

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why did you

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

I dont deserve this I didn't do anything wrong and I still haven't

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

I cant live with this hbo person and their cartoons

16 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Enough of this of Charlotte and the Albanians.

21 hours ago

Outlook good

Should I trust Charlotte over this Instagram thing?

22 hours ago

It is certain

Shall I really get my last ever bag now before I start my new job?

22 hours ago

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Shall I really get my last ever bag now before I start my new job?

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall I really get my last ever bag now before I start my new job?

22 hours ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

22 hours ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

22 hours ago

Ask again later

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Blegh, blegh.

22 hours ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

23 hours ago

It is certain

i cant do anything to resolve it as its an external problem

1 day ago

Most likely

of topic, please fix before tomorrows service

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

it used to be cool but now you use it differently

1 day ago

Very doubtful

its a bit harsh and im not a man, i have seen it many times before

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have a wife?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have a wife?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

“ Darling, you've got to let me know Should I stay or should I go? If you say that you are mine I'll be here till the end of time So you got to let me know Should I stay or should I go?”

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Stay or go

1 day ago

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Stay or go

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Stay or go

1 day ago

Outlook good

will i get an 18 or above on my exam results that come out on June 3

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

will i get an 18 or above on my exam results that come out on June 2

1 day ago

Most likely

is he crawling out of the wood work because of the car that visited yesterday

2 days ago

You may rely on it

8 days of this stopping me use my computer

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

and last year when you stopped me watch synagogue

2 days ago

Outlook good

been like this since the bank holiday weekend

2 days ago

My sources say no

why are you messing with my computer and feed so i cant watch more than 2 seconds of any video

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall I break things off with Charlotte

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall I really push my luck and get my last ever bag from the albanians right now?

2 days ago

Most likely

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I see Debi?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I hear from Debi?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I be able to start clearing some debts in the next few weeks

2 days ago

Most likely

Is b

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Is b

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

WOukd b

3 days ago

My sources say no

WOukd b

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

WOukd b

3 days ago

You may rely on it

G will I have success?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

G will I have success if I work hard?

3 days ago

My reply is no

G will I have success if I work hard?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I be prego soon

3 days ago

It is certain

Am I pregnant

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Am I pregnant

3 days ago

Outlook good

Will I see Kris today

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I see Kris today

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will Landi come back

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

There’s no hope in love.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

G will I have a wife?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

you hurt me so i will not come back on here, you will need to do your job instead of waiting for me to tell you

3 days ago

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maybe speak to another christian about your christian needs

3 days ago

Ask again later

Any particular christian you wish to discuss?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

tickets to the dwarf game high jump event

3 days ago

My sources say no

puddle diving

3 days ago

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toe wrestling

3 days ago

You may rely on it

a hot air balloon ride and a bread machine

3 days ago

My sources say no

G will I get what I want?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

i hope the wedding is soon

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

you always write these awful rage baiting things overtly and covertly

4 days ago

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why are we having to put up with you

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Will donald trump die in 2026

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will donald trump die in 2026

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will donald trump die in 2026

4 days ago

Ask again later

Will donald trump die in 2027

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

he was a bit immature before

4 days ago

Without a doubt

will i make it to the next checkpoint

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Does b

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

WOukd I bang him iut

4 days ago

Outlook good

Will i hear from Debi

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will i see Debi?

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will i see Debi?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Will I see Kris today

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I see Kris today

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I see Kris today

4 days ago

My sources say no

Will Avery see David today

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will Avery see David today

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will Avery see David today

4 days ago

It is certain

Kkkk. Fale com a minha mão, pois eu não vou deixar de falar na minha língua.

4 days ago

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work on your insecurities instead of saying im dry begging people im not talking to

4 days ago

Very doubtful

saying im dry begging, fvk off.

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

WOukd I

4 days ago

Very doubtful

WOukd I

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Did she

4 days ago

Most likely

i dont care to learn what ever language you are writing so dont talk to me

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

É em português. Não confunda as línguas.

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Não é em espanhol, kkk.

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

dont talk to me if you speak in spanish

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Que diabos????

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

when do you leave me alone?? whats it going to take you sad pathetic creep

5 days ago

Very doubtful

G will I have a son or daughter?

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Para de floodar.

5 days ago

My reply is no

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

My reply is no

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

Ask again later

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I break things off with Charlotte over the Instagram things?

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Ask again later

Paraaaa com isso. É sempre a Charlotte e as drogas com os albaneses.

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

Most likely

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

Most likely

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

Ask again later

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Eu, hein? Que diabos.

5 days ago

Most likely

when you say it will take too long to explain because you are at fault

5 days ago

It is certain

will i be financially compensated

5 days ago

Most likely

do i need to drink again just to get through the night with these people

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Hehe, mas gente.

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Sa bf ko ba kami sa 3

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Sa bf ko ba kami sa 3

5 days ago

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Saamin ba kami sa 3

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Saamin o sa bf ko

5 days ago

Outlook good

Saamin o sa bf ko

5 days ago

Yes

you could just go home instead, i wouldnt mind one bit

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

the men dont whinge to me, and that is an attractive trait that distinguishes them from the over grown boys

5 days ago

Yes

in my experience thse who moan when given any task arent usually that busy, the ones who arer usy dont have time to whinge about it

5 days ago

Yes

havent you got a wedding to plan or to moan about how much work you have

5 days ago

Yes

Kkkk. Meu Deus.

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

citreon fvk off west mercia

5 days ago

Very doubtful

do you ever get bored of turning up where you are hated

5 days ago

Ask again later

why are you obsessed with peptides

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

why are you obsessed with pembleton cars

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

when am i rid of you cretin

5 days ago

Yes

you make me sick

5 days ago

Ask again later

pull and bear vomit

5 days ago

Most likely

waters fvk off

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

what is this

5 days ago

Yes

whos the fvking science nerd

6 days ago

Ask again later

did gh dial in?

6 days ago

You may rely on it

did gh dial in?

6 days ago

My reply is no

did gh dial in?

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

did gh dial in?

6 days ago

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did gh dial in?

6 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

one could argue that you are jealous of me being surround by fit, healthy men.

6 days ago

Outlook not so good

muslims and wedding doesnt mean im jealous.

6 days ago

Don't count on it

changing the definition os how you are using jealousy to fit your narrative doesnt make it true or real

6 days ago

Don't count on it

Shut the fu.ck up.

6 days ago

Outlook good

G will I be happy?

6 days ago

Yes

Should I break things off with Charlotte?

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

6 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

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