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Sem spam ou flood, entendeu?

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Você está spammando ou floodando de propósito. Pare!!!

12 hours ago

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Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

13 hours ago

Yes

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

13 hours ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

13 hours ago

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Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

13 hours ago

My sources say no

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

13 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

14 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

14 hours ago

Outlook good

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

Não sei o que esse povo vê em falar de ser mendigo, milionário, do pau e de perseguição.

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Um fala sobre ser mendigo, do pai dele e outra fala de ser perseguida.

16 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Nesse sítio só falam monte de besteira.

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Mais um dia tedioso hoje é nesse sitio só tem merda.

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Is she missing me?

17 hours ago

It is certain

You would be able to discuss your tiny manhood as well as the music you love so much as they seem to go in tandem every time you show up

19 hours ago

It is certain

Maybe you can have a room in a hospital somewhere and do the same thing everyday for people who will appreciate your condition

19 hours ago

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I don't know what you think it will achieve doing the same thing and expecting a different outcome other than rejection every time you show up

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

Can't you just go away, I ask every time you show up

19 hours ago

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To use alongside or not

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Não está fácil para ninguém.

19 hours ago

Outlook good

A vida não está fácil para ninguém.

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Send in curly to sort them out

20 hours ago

Outlook good

No excuse for that disgraceful person. It's not good enough, what do they have on you to allow them to do this

20 hours ago

Most likely

I'm not a day care they can foxtrot oscar

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do I have to have the special needs person controlling my music with their rap music

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are they allowed to repeatedly do it and never fcking leave me alone

20 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why do I have to suffer this person's awful music

20 hours ago

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Is he

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is he

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Is he

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Was that

23 hours ago

It is certain

Was that a good stare him looking at me

1 day ago

It is certain

Was that a good stare him looking at me

1 day ago

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Was that a good stare him looking at me

1 day ago

My sources say no

Was that a good stare him looking at me

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Was that a good stare him looking at me

1 day ago

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Was that a good stare him looking at me

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Was that a good stare him looking at me

1 day ago

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Why did they punish me with stupid people

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Why did they stop my jobs unless I'm was over experienced for and knew I didn't want

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will the lodge sell before Easter

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Can something be done about the hideous music. I'm sure you won't like my ideas

1 day ago

Yes

É sempre a mesma ladainha todo dia ou semana.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

A vida acontece fora da internet, seu nojento.

1 day ago

Yes

Não é perguntando se você é um mendigo, vai virar milionário ou de seu órgão genital que vai resolver seus problemas.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Se você quer ganhar dinheiro e uma namorada vá atrás disso fora da internet.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Vá arrumar o que fazer de mais útil.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Pare de se importar com seu órgão genital ou questões imbecis.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Que nojo, cara.

1 day ago

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Will I lose the weight

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I lose the weight?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

I Thought So !

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Are You Lying?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Are You Lying?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Are You Lying?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Is My P-e-n-i-s Too Small?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Is My P-e-n-i-s Big Enough When Erect?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Is My P-e-n-i-s Big Enough When Erect?

2 days ago

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Is My P-e-n-i-s Big Enough?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will Bennett get at least a 1550 on the sat?

2 days ago

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O mesmo cara que pergunta se vai virar mendigo, milionário. Fica perguntando de p-enis.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Blah blah. Se toca, seu idiota. Para com isso.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Do I Have A Very Large Weiner?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will I Become A Millionaire?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I Become A Millionaire?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Que chatice.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I Become Homeless?

2 days ago

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Will I Become Homeless?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

I'm so disappointed that you would thinks it's acceptable to out them back after last summer. Absolutely appalling

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will I be rid of this bo concept who upset mum

2 days ago

Most likely

Ai, meu deus estão spammando muito.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I Die Old And Alone?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I Die Old And Alone?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I Die Old And Alone?

3 days ago

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Will I Marry Miss Universe?

3 days ago

Ask again later

Will I Marry Miss World?

3 days ago

My sources say no

Will I Be Successful In Life?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

I Have To Accept Your First Answer

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will I Become A Millionaire?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I Become A Millionaire?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I Become A Millionaire?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will I Become A Millionaire?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I Become Homeless?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Quem faz isso faz propositalmente para fazer spam.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Viu?! Exatamente Spam.

3 days ago

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Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Yes

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

É spam, sim. Nem vem dizer que não é, pois é sim.

3 days ago

Yes

E lá vamos nós de novo com o spam.

3 days ago

My sources say no

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Most likely

Eu pareço não sair muito de onde eu estou.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

2016 ou 2026 não tem lá muita diferença. A minha vida está implacada.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Eu estou exatamente como eu estava há 10 anos atrás. Sinto que não muito mudou desde então.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Eu tenho 34 anos e me sinto presa na vida.

3 days ago

It is certain

Eu não sei se acredito mais em sonhos como antes…

3 days ago

My reply is no

is this toxic person going to stop my jobs applications again because they are an financial abuser

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

I knew you were back last week when you put no more Mr nice guy song

3 days ago

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They have been spamming that I have some mental disease like autism all weekend

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Are they going to call social services again this year because I don't like their dead baby charity spamming

3 days ago

You may rely on it

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