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G will I have success?

6 hours ago

My sources say no

Do I need to worry about the repercussions of ignoring him and what he may do to get back at me

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

They shouldn't be iny device to start with but by being fake

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why does this person flip to being nice when they see people coming in to town

10 hours ago

Yes

am i supposed to know why you are always looking at witches videos and spamming me with it

14 hours ago

You may rely on it

'Home now??' why did you replace what i wrote with this nonsense

14 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

whos the orlando bully

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

i dont want to go through this again

14 hours ago

It is decidedly so

am i the only one who thinks this is unacceptable every day for years

17 hours ago

Yes - definitely

im not buying a new phone like i usually have to for it to work again after

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

my phone wont even turn off or respond to what ever you have done, you did the same a few days ago as well. fix it. Now

18 hours ago

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same rubbish year in year out

19 hours ago

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you try to frame it as i have anger issues but you still havent fixed what you have broken. I think anyone would be annoyed at this crap every day

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

fix it

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

stop with your Orlando bs, i dont care.

19 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

i shouldnt have to put up with this sh*t every day. Its not good enough and you should have been dealt with by now.

19 hours ago

It is certain

why is it always over 60s nonsense?

19 hours ago

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everyday im sick fo this crap

19 hours ago

Outlook good

stp it and leave me alone

19 hours ago

It is certain

you have broken my phone when you hack into it

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You’re a junkie.

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Should i really get my final bag of my life?

23 hours ago

Yes

Should i really get my final bag of my life?

23 hours ago

Ask again later

Should i really get my final bag of my life?

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Should i really get my final bag of my life?

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should i really get my final bag of my life?

23 hours ago

Outlook good

Should i really get my final bag of my life?

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Should i really get my final bag of my life?

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Whats paston college doing in my phone

1 day ago

You may rely on it

is it linked to the portland comments person and whatever happened in 2019

1 day ago

My reply is no

could be bother based on traffic and ip addresses.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

how else would they turn up ono every site i visit then distibute the information to others

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

maybe its not when you look but when i look at the screen flickers or the ads change.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Will I be with Emmy

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

same person from last year and nothing positive

1 day ago

My reply is no

whats with the waters

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

will they sort it as it was unacceptable last year as much as this year

1 day ago

It is certain

would you want to become such a low life to succeed? I wouldnt call it a success.

1 day ago

Outlook good

the same way i wouldnt think to turn off someones security cameras and shove rats through the letter box or break their car and come on here to brag about it the next day

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

im not a toxic schemer so i dont have capacity to think like they do

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Hmm... Maybe the roles can get switched and you'd succeed.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

are they mad at me for exposing them and now try to flip to narrative on me

1 day ago

Outlook good

Trying to get people into trouble because you can no longer control them is wrong

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Is it to try and get me sectioned again for speaking the truth

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Doctors around again like last year to try and get me sectioned.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

What's with the imperial college health care

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

just because the police refused to do anything about it for years, doesnt mean i will put up with it

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

fyi if you keep chnaging what i write, then i will continue as i have for months to post it on here to the real side and your insults you think you can get away with

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

as why said years ago, it doesnt matter who i am and arent with if you are causing distress and not leaving me alone

2 days ago

Very doubtful

what are you on abut maddie and baked beans? you cant just keep putting me with different people for no reason

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

why barclays ro hsbc?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

thats what you decide to change it to

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

oh so u cnt be clever oh i get it ur thick'

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

why is this person obsessed with planning what they are to do my mums house for months on end? leave me alone and get out of my computer

2 days ago

Outlook good

whos robbie george rg services?

2 days ago

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What was the point of the last 3 years

2 days ago

Yes

Will I lose weight before London

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I lose weight before London

2 days ago

Ask again later

Nooooo, you shouldn’t.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i go down to the till and grab another fiver for one more bag?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i go down to the till and grab another fiver for one more bag?

2 days ago

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Should i proper push my luck for the last time and get one more bag...

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Should i proper push my luck for the last time and get one more bag...

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should i proper push my luck for the last time and get one more bag...

2 days ago

Ask again later

Someone has farted here, lol.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Your life will only be sorted out when you stop using drugs.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Do i really get my last ever bag now...and then get my life sorted out?

2 days ago

It is certain

Will Louisa and I end up together?

2 days ago

It is certain

Will the musical be a financial success for me?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will the musical be a financial success?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will the musical be a financial success?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will the musical be a success?

2 days ago

Yes

Is this darvo aimed at me or about the person putting senior dating and date Korean women in my phone all day

2 days ago

Ask again later

Wonder why I'm stressed, anxious and burnt out all the time. This is why. Every day, in one way of another to try and break me. Guantanamo is probably like Butlins compared

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Ask the senior manager with a temper who doesn't like the question

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

How do you guys put up with?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Outlet shoppings su.ck.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I spent fu.cking hours parked still at that stu.pid parking lot waiting for my mom come back from the shoppings.

2 days ago

Outlook good

I spent fu.cking parked still at that stu.pid parking lot waiting for my mom come back from the shoppings.

2 days ago

My reply is no

when will i have my people back

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

whats with the guiness?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Not ashamed of it

2 days ago

Without a doubt

I love cheese

2 days ago

My reply is no

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee If you are wise you? Ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come, of, that”

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee If you are wise you? Ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come, of, that”

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee If you are wise you? Ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come, of, that”

2 days ago

Outlook good

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee If you are wise you? Ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come, of, that”

2 days ago

It is certain

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee If you are wise you? Ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come, of, that”

2 days ago

Yes

Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee If you are wise you? Ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come, of, that”

2 days ago

Without a doubt

I know right

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I know right

2 days ago

Without a doubt

i didnt trust them last year either

2 days ago

Yes

where are my people?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

who is this tesco/wayfair?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

are they lying to me

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I wasn’t born learning everything, you know. So, teach me your point of view, sensei.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Explain to me, please. I want to know what they’re in your point of view.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

What is a mixer person? I only got the annoying part.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

whos the annoying mixer person

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have success?

3 days ago

Yes

Authenticity, yeah.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

It's better to be a first rate version of yourself than a second rate version of someone else

3 days ago

My sources say no

Why do they try to catfish and pretend to be ken

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Using the option “make question private”. You’d have some privacy.

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

What did you expect? This site is public. There’s an option “ make question private”.

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Am I not allowed to write my thoughts on here or gripes without some person reading into it and causing problems

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

What's a bone defect

3 days ago

My reply is no

are you going to be alright today?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Am I going to be alright today?

3 days ago

It is certain

Am I going to be alright today?

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will she contact me?

3 days ago

My reply is no

Throw out the fu.cking mirror…

3 days ago

You may rely on it

My lips are continuously wounded and I have new zits.

3 days ago

Yes

I’m feeling ugly today…

3 days ago

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Does she love me?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Why are they following my around and checking the milage on my car

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

What is going on next door and why is it when ever I go out

4 days ago

Most likely

G will I have success?

4 days ago

My sources say no

Goodbye, adeus, adieu, addio, adios, sayonara, auf Wiedersehen, Aerie.

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have children?

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have children?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

It isn’t easy cuz breadcrumbing is like a drug and dopamine your brain wants…

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Resisting the old habits that hurt me.

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

why didnt they wat me to work with them

4 days ago

Ask again later

What's fisher scientific

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Growing up is to know when we let go on things or people that we know even though we love them. They aren't making us any good.

5 days ago

Very doubtful

Does she want to see me too?

5 days ago

Without a doubt

is it a false flag event

5 days ago

My sources say no

What on earth is going on on the road

5 days ago

You may rely on it

“ Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-doo I've got a perfect puzzle for you Oompa loompa doo-ba-dee-dee If you are wise you? Ll listen to me What do you get when you guzzle down sweets? Eating as much as an elephant eats What are you at getting terribly fat? What do you think will come, of, that”

5 days ago

Outlook good

and whos the nasty putting women in my computer again

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

I love you A.S.R, but I need to protect myself from you.

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Could I

5 days ago

My reply is no

Alicia and I will become a cuple?

6 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I be successful in my business

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will something happen between me and Danny

6 days ago

It is certain

Will something happen between me and Danny

6 days ago

As I see it, yes

I’m feeling a little nauseous. It has to do with something I ate and a headache.

6 days ago

Without a doubt

what did you do to my phone

6 days ago

My sources say no

Thank you for trying to understand me

6 days ago

It is certain

What does “G” stands for? I notice you’re pretty active around here.

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have success?

6 days ago

Most likely

Will I get a distinction overall this year?

6 days ago

Yes

Will I win the neurology prize this year?

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

Hahaha you’re nose is bust

6 days ago

My reply is no

truthfully don

6 days ago

Ask again later

truthfully don't give a monkeys if i upset anyone

6 days ago

Outlook not so good

Are my people ok

6 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

thats cool

6 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why did they say use your gifts but I don't know what they are

7 days ago

Outlook not so good

O.o Ladies and gentlemen, the junkie is here.

7 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i brave it and get my last ever bag for good this time?

7 days ago

Yes

Shall i brave it and get my last ever bag for good this time?

7 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

If i win this bet, shall I get my last ever bag for good tnis time?

7 days ago

Yes - definitely

Flirt with Pakistani girl?

1 week ago

Reply hazy, try again

Exactly. So cool to be sober, and not high or drunk.

1 week ago

Outlook good

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