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Full of the Jews as per usual

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Am I supposed to feel sorry for you when the screen flickers with your stair lifts? The only person I cared about is my mum.

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

If it was a one off why has it happened multiple times over a number of years

4 hours ago

Outlook good

If it was a one off that would be something but the fact colleague have come up to me asking about a job I received an email on my phone 15 minutes before and haven't even looked at, didn't tell anyone I was applying in a different company on another part of the country is odd. As is them mentioning conversations I had at home with my mother.

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

When I do have a small amount, something always happens usually to the car or I have to leave a job to keep me in a cycle of poverty

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

That's why you stop my job at place you can't control and prevent me have any means of income what I can get away from you again

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

The rare moments I can write freely before the screen flickers it's seems

4 hours ago

It is certain

Did the same last year

4 hours ago

My sources say no

That's when you point the finger say I'm crazy and start spamming with straight jacket jokes and mental hospitals

4 hours ago

Ask again later

The only thing that matters is getting me worked up and erasing what I say until I start swearing from frustration then you allow it through

4 hours ago

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Spamming with weight loss jabs every time I eat.

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Then to use their personal devices to goad them about it everyday to the point they feel uncomfortable doing anything and you broke our car so we could get up and leave

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Do you think it's acceptable way to force two people to live

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Do you think this is normal behaviour or a way to treat people in a house we never wanted to come back to and I worked hard to achieve this only for it to be pulled out from under us

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

How are you able to spam with ads or images of the type and colour of underwear I wear on any particular day.

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

You did this from the moment you forced us back here by stopping my jobs to ensure my money ran out

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam with things in my feed that I need t shave when I get changed or go to the toilet in the house

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Do you ever thing about having a day off and leaving me alone.

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I'm not a Christian so I'm not sure how Jesus is compatible with your actions but this doesn't wash with rabbis.

4 hours ago

Ask again later

You have an end goal

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

What have you done to do this to me everyday and night.

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Am I supposed to understand the messages or give a sht stannah

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming with ads for Paula choice or Paul smith, now you mention a ross or a lucy

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

The last 5 attempts toy have changed what I put then deleted it when I press go

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are still doing at atm

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Yet you spam with jesus

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Very sinister then Threaten me or lie about me when you thing you are loosing control over me and that's why you forced us back here by stopping my jobs so I could no longer afford to live elsewhere. Breaking my car knowing I would be trapped and the. Stopping us completely once we were here

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Trying to discredit their words

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Did the same last year, erasing someone via the backdoor

4 hours ago

It is certain

You want everyone to see I say f off but not what you are doing behind the senses and delete ot

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Selective to make me took a certain way it seems

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Stop erasing my words. Fvk off

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You are trying to erase me via the backdoor

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do you removed my words but put your things in my phone

4 hours ago

Ask again later

Do you think Jesus is real that he would have saved me by now from all of you.

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why the jesus stuff?

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

10 hours ago

Most likely

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why shouldn't I go tomorrow

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why shouldn't I go tomorrow

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Don't count on it

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Ask again later

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

14 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Digital version of breaking into my house to watch me sleep.

14 hours ago

Outlook good

You even make accounts on website of people I talk to on the phone or others and put locations as ones you believe they are. Make accounts under names of old Facebook friends.

14 hours ago

You may rely on it

If I'm the crazy one why do you follow me from website to website with no end goal or purpose. Whatever you think it's a no. You stalking me on the interview what do you expect.

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Even spamming with crazy or mental hospitals again while trying so so hard to get a reaction like always to use against me

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

It's why you popped up and spammed with green lambos because I was on linkedin

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

Yet you still swear blind I'm the problem despite breaking into my phone to change what I write to your benign tripe

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

And that wasn't enough so you stay around trying to cause more damage to me with recruits and companies who decide to take on your poison chalice and run with it

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Then you tried to have me locked up

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You did it last year when I was trying to focus on my mum. She matters to me you don't. Yet you did this every day to upsete and make sure I have a meltdown and couldn't cope

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

15 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

It's not healthy and you make me sick. I think of harming myself when you show up

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Like a smoker who gets lung cancer. Just sad. I'm not sure if it's a cry for attention but get away from me. I don't want your problems at my door

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Some people have genuine illnesses and need genuine help, not some attention seeking wind up merchant

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

A slave to your addiction, it's sad. And boring

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Have funny tales but you are soon boring

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I thought druggies were supposed to be fun

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

should i go to ballet tonight FFS

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

You are boring

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will me and Laura get back together? Ffs

15 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't even care about cars. They do a job or it doesn't and needs fixing. That's all.

15 hours ago

Most likely

Shall i? One lasr time...then delete the numbers

15 hours ago

It is certain

I don't think I could date a builder or someone like that. It's just so boring

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

I don't get why people work to buy a house then spend their time doing stuff to it to work to pay it off.

15 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

15 hours ago

It is certain

B and q is where souls go to die. It's no hideous and boring.

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

15 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't want to spend my free time looking at home improvements or gardening. If I had a garden it will be concrete so I can do exciting things with my life.

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is that what life has to offer. Just boring nothingness.

15 hours ago

Yes

Why all boring ads like cars, gardens or homes?.

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time?

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time?

15 hours ago

Most likely

Shall i? One last time?

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Will the uni email this week FFS.

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

And big motoring or motor world. Cars a boring

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Home improvements.

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

What's with the amber ads

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

should i move to 10 trudolubie street ffs

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

You will have to tell them when you next speak to them. I don't talk to people or tolerate them.

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Another nothing that's you think will mean something to me. All these people are in for a nasty surprise when they hear they are nothing to me.

15 hours ago

Ask again later

You changed what I wrote to some jay character

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Back with the stair lift stannah. Not sure why I'm being pestered by it. Nothing to do with me

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Going on about fran two years ago when I was in London. It's all a bit boring

15 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Bit immature, not very bright and little pathetic

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Fourth or fifth trying to write that

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Changing what I write again

15 hours ago

Yes

Do you ever have meetings where you discuss how perverse and fvked up you are like driving hundreds of miles to stalk a women whos decades younger and doesn't even talk to you

15 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't even have to give them interest or even talk to them and they try to suck the life out of me like a life raft

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Why is it always the ugly creepy old men that latch onto me and never normal decent men.

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Also why the purple lambo

15 hours ago

It is certain

That's where you picked up using Cambridge

15 hours ago

My sources say no

When you came on here asking if I would talk to you. How did you know I was on the island. No records were kept that I was there. No one was told my location

15 hours ago

It is certain

Morrisons on the island

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

is justin worth my time? FFS get a life

15 hours ago

It is certain

Is it telford

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Will Michael message me today? Ffs

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Autistic son and pet tortoises.

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Were you retired

15 hours ago

Most likely

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

17 hours ago

Outlook good

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is miracle going to be ok tomorrow

17 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Is Francesca going to go well at hoys next year

17 hours ago

My reply is no

Should we withdraw from hoys next week

17 hours ago

My reply is no

Will Fran and miracle get eliminated at hoys next week

17 hours ago

Outlook good

Will Fran and miracle get round the course without being eliminated at hoys next week

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will Fran and miracle jump a clear round at hoys next week

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should we take miracle jumping tomorrow

17 hours ago

Most likely

Should we take miracle jumping tomorrow

17 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Is miracle feeling better now

17 hours ago

Outlook good

Has miracle been feeling unwell

17 hours ago

It is certain

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

17 hours ago

Ask again later

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

17 hours ago

It is certain

Life isn’t like the movies or TV shows. It isn’t like Disney fairy tales.

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

“I. L.o.v.e Y.ou” was ba.nalized and is a cliche.

20 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Either way, you got it. Actions speak more than just simple cliches.

20 hours ago

My sources say no

Actions prove more than words, you know.

20 hours ago

Very doubtful

Actions prove more than actions, you know.

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If he loved you he probably would have already proved it to you through actions.

20 hours ago

My reply is no

Does he love me?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I don’t believe other people have to live this this with a predator hounding them and controlling their life everyday sicko cvnt

1 day ago

It is certain

You upset me last year and you are back doing the same this year.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Take your waters tm ads and fvk off

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Take your waters to ads and fvk off

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why do you only allowe to earn money in companies you already have a Muppet in to spread your tales and continue your bs

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will chelsea kick off? Fvk off

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

You can't mold someone into something they don't want to be, applying pressure on them when they don't even respect you. You may have a high opinion of yourself but it doesn't have an intrinsic value to others who don't subscribe to your bs.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Putting someone in the wrong place and expecting the best out of them doesn't ever work. Anyone with half a brain cell would realise this.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Why is it that even when I'm over experienced that you then apply pressure in other ways to push me in survival mode and then say I wasn't good enough. If the extra bs you create didn't exist then maybe you would get the best out of someone

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Did this multiple times. Now you try to do it at another company, how people act is on them. If they take up the poison chalice and act on your sick instructions that's on them.

1 day ago

My reply is no

And you recruit people who have been told things that gossip the moment I walk in the door. You try to blame my abilities but I read the room and it was stacked against me before I even began working.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

What kind of person does that.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

You only allowed one position that wasn't in a location I wanted to be, the only one. It was a test.

1 day ago

Yes

Self appointed authority to manipulate and control my life. No mandate.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

I'm not showing you anything you are taking time to look through my emails. None of it is yours

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why do you feel the need to look through my things and say everything is too good for me

1 day ago

It is certain

will i sell my stuff on ebay fvk off

1 day ago

Most likely

I don't understand why you are in my devices then say I'm the problem. It's mindbogglingly how you square that one

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Every time it's from day one before I even start the position then try to say I'm not up to the job, blame me for undermining me and force me into a job I wouldn't even go for but brag and stop my actual jobs

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

It's the same rhetoric you said at the second and third time while spamming my devices.

1 day ago

My sources say no

All yph are doing is disrupting my life to repeat the same disgusting activities then try to blame me as it's always happening to me with different people so it must be my fault while you sit back with your little gang trying to remove any blame at your door

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do you moan to me about living an expensive life or expecting someone else to pay for it while stopping me earn an income and forcing me into poverty. Do you see how it makes you look because that all you care about. Public perception

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Why do you think spamming me with your life and then saying I’m jealous when your are ramming your life down my throat

1 day ago

It is certain

Why does it take over two and a half years to plan a wedding? If you wanted to be married you would have done it over 700 times by now

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Take your stannah bs and fvk off with your Barclays. Bs

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

You purposely spam me with weddings and change the ads when I come on here yet you have been sending I love you gifs to someone else. What a prat

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Pack up your life and fvk off. I don’t respect you, trust you and even like you.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

I see the gifs you send as well

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You spam with wedding and moaning about being high maintenance. Your life isn’t my problem so fvk off

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Do you realise I get all of your emoji history I see what you send to people

1 day ago

My reply is no

So far you have only allowed the job that gets you off the hook, never about my preference or best interests and stopped the rest

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

So far you have only allowed the job that gets you off the hook, never about my preference or best interests and stopped the rest

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

You are allowing me to get a job this year, even when it won’t get you off the hook or are you planning on making me freeze to death this winter

1 day ago

Ask again later

Msl cmm training get out

1 day ago

Yes

What will it take to get rid of you

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Two years your fvking wedding sht in my life fvk off

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Alejandra poupel wedding planners fvk off

1 day ago

It is certain

Did she like the flowers

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Did she like the flowers

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will she take me back

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Does she still have feelings for me

1 day ago

It is certain

Does she still have feelings for me

1 day ago

Yes

Does she still have feelings for me

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Does she still have feelings for me

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does she still have feelings for me

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Does she still have feelings for me

1 day ago

Yes

Does she still have feelings for me

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Why did you drove 500 miles to stalk me and hide around the corner

2 days ago

Yes

You only work in self interest and so far it's blown up in your face but it's my life that's suffered. See why your a cvnt yet

2 days ago

Outlook good

Why do you think your decision on my career is more important than me who has to do the work.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

You forced us here. You had a motive to do so. Now you are hiding like a coward.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam that I don't want a job when it's the only type of job I apply for. Who do you think you are

2 days ago

Ask again later

Do you see how the optics are

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

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