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Do we go to jay z tonight?

18 minutes ago

My reply is no

Do we go to jay z tonight?

18 minutes ago

Most likely

Do we go to jay z tonight?

18 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Do we go to jay z tonight?

18 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Do we go to jay z tonight?

18 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Do we go to jay z tonight?

18 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do we go to jay z tonight?

19 minutes ago

Without a doubt

will we get married? Fvk off

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

4 fold? Fvk off

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall I try and get one from J now? Fvk off

3 hours ago

Yes

Stop changing what I write, I post it on here before you change it again with an insult

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I'm not playing guess who, just fvk off.

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

am i a dee?? Fvk off

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

should i give up on love? Leave me alone and stop changing what I write

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

These actions along with daily spamming on here, sharing my personal emails or calls are the behaviours of a psychopath

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shredded my toy rabbit from when I was baby

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why are you that obsessed with me that you cut my clothes up and urinated over my walls and paintings?

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

For two years

3 hours ago

Yes

What kind of sicko goes through someone's bedroom and breaks their things, steals their jewelry then spams them online about it

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Been doing it for two years, obsessed with knowing what I miss the most

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Stop asking what item I miss that was taken from me

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

My grandfather had dementia he used to talk about going to Edinburgh. He wasn't anywhere near as bad as your symptoms

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will a lot of things happen when I go back to aUCKLAND?? Fvk off

3 hours ago

Outlook good

is this c on here ????? Fvk off

3 hours ago

Outlook good

John wants Carly ??? Fvk off

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Who's the overnight sicko putting thinks they believe I have phobias against in my feed then moaning they were set up when I didn't react.

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Not with me you won't.

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

G will I have success?

4 hours ago

Outlook good

I’m sick of you all, fvk off

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Last time you did that you put them through the letter box and before in my car

5 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Spamming my feet with rats this week fvk off

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Who is it stopping service

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming with navy ads, no navy guys I know needs to tell me. He's not compensating for anything he's not.

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

The worst part is you think it's funny hacking me to get a reaction. What did you say before, that by doing it until I react, reacting proves I care

9 hours ago

My reply is no

No mature sane person who act so pathetically, changing what I write

9 hours ago

It is certain

Unwelcome spaz

9 hours ago

Ask again later

Fvking nerd

9 hours ago

It is certain

My mum said you aren't even worth it when you annoyed her with your pathetic bs.

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

v?? Fvk off changing what I write you are a cretin

9 hours ago

Most likely

Go to Dublin and leave me alone

9 hours ago

Outlook good

You annoyed mum and I all last year with your need sht

9 hours ago

My sources say no

You are obsessed with a guy and for some reason you have attached me into your insanity

9 hours ago

My reply is no

h??? Fck off with your h bs

9 hours ago

Yes

Take your marine biology articles and fvk off.

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

Sick in the head.

10 hours ago

It is certain

You think you can treat people are you like as long as you can afford to pay them off

10 hours ago

Ask again later

Why did I have lab stuff in my searches all of last year when I never looked at it

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you spam about 4 mil and moving overseas

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

.??.? will emget perfusion job

10 hours ago

Most likely

Sick in the head and I don’t have time in my life for this, I’m not busy but I still don’t have time

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Why did you change what I wrote to killing yourself,

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Nothing worse than an obsessed stalking with anger issues and believes their intrusions are valid and turn nasty when their weak character is threatened

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Overriding my filters and searches, I don’t care about boring science. Go away whoever you are

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Last year when we moved you science sht started to appear

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Last year when we moved you science sht started to appear

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

can I trust a magic 8 ball? Changing what I write yet you believe I’m the jealous one

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

Spamming my feed with jealousy and phama, I don’t know who you are. Go away. How can someone be jealous of someone they don’t even know? Clown

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming my feed with jealousy and Obama, I don’t know who you are. Go away. How can someone be jealous of someone they don’t even know? Clown

10 hours ago

Yes

Who am I Won the Champions League but not the Premier League. Played under Rafa Benitez, Roy Hodgson, Brendan Rodgers, Stuart Pearce, Mark Hughes, Jose Mourinho. Played with Christian Benteke, Jonjo Shelvey, James Milner, Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney, Marcus Rashford. ?? Changing what I write again

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You cling onto me for some reason but all you are doing is weighing me down with your bs everyday

11 hours ago

My sources say no

Hacking, threatening, stalking or hanging up on me doesnt mean you are welcome in my life

11 hours ago

Ask again later

The only way you can try to get to me is by hacking. Not welcome and never will be

11 hours ago

Most likely

Am i still hers? Fvk off you clown

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Trying to gaslight me that I made everything up yesterday and nothing has ever happened in my entire life. Fvk off

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

And your obsession with my mother's things fvk off

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take your rugby sevens and go the get out

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Did he realise he was being judgmental the last few weeks? Fvk off clown

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Who knows me or who I know is none of your business so grow up and fvk off

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you spamming me with a montage of thinks you believe you know about people you suspect are around me

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

14 hours ago

Ask again later

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is b

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Does she have a role in my life still?

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does she have a role in my life still?

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does she have a role in my life still?

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does she miss me?

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does c fancy me

17 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Stop changing what I write you nasty freak

18 hours ago

My reply is no

Why for the last few years have you tried to gaslight me?

18 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You and your sad gang of nitwits cause me so much distress.

18 hours ago

It is certain

Is Paul still single ? Which Paul? Go fish somewhere else you troll.

18 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are sick to do this to me all the time for years with your different recruits. Event spring last year doing this to get a reaction and lie about me

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

Then you change what I rewrote to some bs about and Alan and a peter

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

Living in survival mode from your handywork

18 hours ago

Ask again later

You purposely trigger me, cause brain fog and sleepless nights

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

are ya a real person? Fvk off

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

You were horrible to me last year and started spamming my mothers devices as well causing us both distress. Leave me alone

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

I need you to leave me alone, you make me Ill with your little recruits. Constant headaches, anxious, stressed, cptsd

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Obsessed with the term fumbled or similar about ANY guy you are aware has been around me or in a business. What is this obsession with me and how do I get you to leave me alone, you cause me distress

18 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Also spamming about calling a guy shriek

18 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why are you obsessed with fertility spamming

18 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

What's in attleborough

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

July... ish

20 hours ago

Without a doubt

I’m a good person, despite what Aaron did to me.

22 hours ago

Most likely

Does he fancy me

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

G will I have success?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have success?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

G will I Half success?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

It’s a beautiful and sunny afternoon around here :)

2 days ago

Most likely

It’s a beautiful and sunny afternoon around here :)

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

G will I have another girlfriend?

2 days ago

Outlook good

G will I have another girlfriend?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Stop changing what I post and fvk off when I try exposing your bs

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Take your dating ads and fvk off

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

me

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I look nice in my bikini for holiday? Fvk off

2 days ago

Ask again later

Take your Simon sinek and your other deflecting bs and fvk off

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Does he know he's revoltingly ugly and a disgusting human and no amount of time will change that

2 days ago

Most likely

Today will go smoothly.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall I take the ultimate risk and get one final ever bag from the albanians right now?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Fvk off

3 days ago

Yes

Fvking nerd with the fisher scientific

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Fvking creep

3 days ago

My sources say no

Which company are you doing this from

3 days ago

Yes

Pathetic human

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

does carol eckert love me? Fvk off

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

will i get a new job soon? Fvk off cvnt

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Take yous bs and fvk off, I'm sick of you. Hiding behind a screen never the balls to come up to me and talk and the drugs or crap you say on here

3 days ago

Most likely

will today go OK?? Fvk off cvnt

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

will i get married?? Fvk off

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will we go to the august meeting together m? Fvk off cvnt

3 days ago

You may rely on it

I wish a black hole would swallow you

3 days ago

Ask again later

Take your science bs and fvk off

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i really take the ultimate risk and.try and get my fimal ever bag from the albanians once Conor goes to work?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

will jonny message me by 5.15 pm 2/4/14 ?? Fvk off cvnt

3 days ago

Most likely

What's fisher scientific

3 days ago

Ask again later

Peter Birch is mean to Ben Thompson? I don't care fvk fof

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i really take the ultimate risk ams.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i really take the ultimate risk ams.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Do you see how sick in the head you are along with your little gang of nitwits around the country, waiting to see what I do next or how what I say can be used to their advantage and denounce their actions

3 days ago

Yes

Why do I need Durex ads when my setting as personalised and this is not something I’m looking up

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Instead of saying what is suitable you hide and play games.

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Will we get mortgage offer ? So mature changing what I write.

3 days ago

Yes

You are a coward, I’m asking you what I’d suitable to give back and you hide then will spam me in a few hours until I react like usual.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

You still haven’t answered on what I should give back to you on any of the counts mentioned below, there are others that we are all aware of

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

I won’t apologise yet to people who deserve an apology because an apology is genuine and is a conscious effort to not repeat the same mistake. I can’t do that if you do the same thing for days on end until I react.

3 days ago

Yes

What about spamming me to get a reaction then omitting your provocations and using my reaction as evidence to support your opinion that I’m a terrible person.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Hounding me out of a company and industry, then doing it again twice more for in different industries, what would be suitable to give back

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

I ask because it’s not being about being a professional victim as you like to label but to ask what is a suitable expectation to give back after receiving yours

3 days ago

You may rely on it

How would you give back to spreading malicious lies about myself to ruin my name and link me to married men who I’ve never met.

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I’m waiting for the answers as you have been typing over, I have published it though.bit of a coward to always hide

3 days ago

Most likely

I think I give back on here when you spam me with nasty s e x toys and wedding dresses

3 days ago

Yes

What about stealing my jewellery and urinating over my bedroom while I was working elsewhere give back

3 days ago

Don't count on it

What would using my email to sign up to lesbian things despite only being attracted to men give back

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

What would breaking into my emails and ganging up on a person across a country give back

3 days ago

Most likely

Kabbalah teaches it's balance: what you create, reality gives back.

3 days ago

Yes

Not hurting the person foot, what do you think about that?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

So they can’t paint anymore

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

If they are a painter, an eye for an eye would mean to hurt their hand

3 days ago

Ask again later

The rabbi said, if you are a runner and someone hurts your foot so you can’t run anymore

3 days ago

Yes

Do you believe in an eye for an eye

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Do you have a certificate

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

What’s with the Stannah stairlift bs

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

How do you know my emails an hour before they arrive

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Mamas and papas

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

And NCA rubbish

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

What’s with your faking temu

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I get a job in London this year as I’m not ever going back into cs

3 days ago

My sources say no

What's dola

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Uncertain times...

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

Don't count on it

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

Outlook good

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

You may rely on it

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

Very doubtful

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

Without a doubt

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

My reply is no

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

should i move areas on my current job

3 days ago

My reply is no

G will I have another girlfriend?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Think you are clever hacking me and playing both side, then hide like a coward when called out

4 days ago

Yes

Is it the noah bs?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Who are you coaching fatty

4 days ago

Ask again later

And answering questions with stupid answers gwr

4 days ago

Ask again later

What's this pookie bs

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Same with the stannah stairlift

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

You do this on purpose. Fvk off

4 days ago

Yes

Why are you spamming with engagement ring and breastfeeding again

4 days ago

Most likely

Spamming with dating women, sicko. I only like Jewish men to have a Jewish family

4 days ago

My sources say no

is there any way to improve my arthritis? I don't care

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Bondage outfits and women. You dirty creep

4 days ago

Outlook good

Why did you spam me with s e x toy ads

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

crab for dinner? Fvk off unkosher

4 days ago

Without a doubt

You wonder why I'm furious at this sht. You don't even remember the sick lies you say and the things you forced into my feed.

4 days ago

Very doubtful

You must be desperate for some reason and I don't care, just leave me alone along with your mental creeps desperate to know what I'm doing next

4 days ago

Most likely

What fvked up human lies about this and spamms with dead baby charities two years in a row

4 days ago

Yes

Even said your had a baby that died which is another sick lie

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Two years you played the stupid pregnancy card along with the lie about dying of cancer, being married yet wanting every guy around to text you. All along being obsessed with whatever I do.

4 days ago

Outlook good

Why do you spam me and hack my words

4 days ago

My reply is no

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