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Am I allowed to decide anything in my own life

just now

Without a doubt

It’s amazing how other people try and pick a man which they know is everything that I don’t like in a man. Still go full steam ahead despite knowing it’s completely wrong and forced

2 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Will I will I be allowed to leave and not have some ugly inbred local set up like last year with your stupid premise to trap me here

5 minutes ago

Most likely

Pizzing in the wind as usual

7 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Should I break up with peter fvk off

7 minutes ago

My reply is no

Other than constantly moving the goal posts every time you spam a few more week a few more weeks. When have you decided I can live my life and it be as far away from you as physically possible.

8 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Other than constantly moving the goal posts every time you spam a few more week a few more weeks. When have you decided I can live my life and it be as far away from you as physically possible.

8 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Purposely forced me back here to get yourself off the hook because I told the court I was instructed not to go home as it wasn’t safe due to your actions

10 minutes ago

You may rely on it

All roads lead back to the same handful of cvnt.

13 minutes ago

It is certain

Spamming with your NatWest ads all fvking week. Exactly the one where you seem to read my emails before they arrive to my mailbox

13 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

You can’t even face me you fvking coward

15 minutes ago

Outlook good

The same thing this morning, saying I’m not going to get a job for a while. How the fvk would you know that unless you are still fvking my life up

15 minutes ago

Don't count on it

You have no right to dictate to me or manipulate my life fvk off you hideous pos. No fvking way are you trapping me. Fvk off

16 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Who do you think you are

17 minutes ago

Most likely

Because you didn’t want me to live where I want and wanted to force me here

18 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why did you brag that you deleted emails from companies I wanted to work at

18 minutes ago

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will i find my keys tommorow fvk off

19 minutes ago

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Fvking snake

20 minutes ago

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Then you spam with videos of who’s to make someone believe it was their idea and gaslight them

20 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Constantly manipulating the jobs to force me into a desperate situation that you try to capitalise into a job you set up for another round of your fvked up plan

20 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Changing what appears on my screen when I press send, to things about my jobs when you fvked it up.

21 minutes ago

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Hide behind a computer screen, looking through my emails stopping my jobs and bragging about it with your sht excuses like I was asking to much money despite asking under minimum wage

22 minutes ago

It is certain

You hijacked my iPad and my life fvk off

23 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

I never invited you into my iPad, you force yourself on me and it’s mental torture

24 minutes ago

My reply is no

My devices and life is not yours. You have no right to force yourself on me fvk off. Forced us here to mentally torture and trap me

26 minutes ago

Very doubtful

My devices and life is not yours. You have no right to force yourself on me fvk off. Forced us here to mentally torture and trap me

26 minutes ago

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Unforgivable then you have the audacity to try and say I’m after anything. I want to be left alone. Leave me alone you forced us here and now keep hounding me and trying to communicate Fvk off

27 minutes ago

Most likely

Forced us here to mentally torture us

28 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

is david mentally ill as he loves em fvk off

28 minutes ago

Most likely

Fvk off just fvk off

29 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

You forced us here. Stopped us leave by breaking my car and bragging on here. Now trapped me again while spamming with your sht leave me alone.

30 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

How many years have you done this leave me alone.

31 minutes ago

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How many years have you been unwelcome, hated and in my devices. Fvk off

32 minutes ago

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Take your science and leave me alone

33 minutes ago

My sources say no

Always trying to push me off course then try to gaslight me that it was my idea fvk off

35 minutes ago

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Take your plumbing and go away

36 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Will I go back to London this year and away from these people

1 hour ago

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Should I stop talking to him

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Should I stop talking to him

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I add him on snapchat

3 hours ago

My sources say no

"Ooh, yeah Alright Here we go again Na-na, whoa, no, da-na, hey, hey, yeah Give a little bit Oh, give a little bit of your love to me I'll give a little bit I'll give a little bit of my love to you There's so much that we need to share So send a smile and show you care (Alright)"

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take your insurance and go whoever you are.

3 hours ago

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Am I worrying too much

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Are you going to repay me, repay me for the cars you have broken? The reputation of mine you have ruined the years I have lost? No, you try to make me out to be a crazy person with your reactive abuse and financial abuse by forcing me to use me income to repair what you have broken and prevent me earn money to get away from you

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

How many thousands of pounds over the years have I lost in income frome being forced out of jobs because of your stupid games

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you only allow jobs that you have set up with some person ready to repeat the moment I walk in the door?

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do you read my emails and ruin job applications?

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Is that why you said you were on the other team, with the animals abusers drug dealers and more. Going after the honest people

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Are you still going after everyone that

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Reactive abuse is entrapment I said this last year since you forced us back here.

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

I came back this year, she was upset flinching if I stroked her head and then she had a lump near her stomach. Vomited blood. Did you kick her?

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Will I get my focus back for work? Fvk off animal abuser

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Car finance claims ads, always pretending to be in finance company but don't understand finance and think it's all suits, bonuses and insider trading

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do they stop my jobs in London and keep giving stupid excuses or being angry when there set ups don't work

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why do they have so much distain for anyone wearing a non flammable suit

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Is it true they are looking into every person and trying to find something that's why they needed the names

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

Most likely

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

Yes

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will we get away from these abusers and be safe

4 hours ago

It is certain

I am from Brazil, but even me, I know that was incorrect and you say that you live in the UK. Are you an immigrant?

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Just saying. I don’t speak English fluently, but this is basic when we are learning English.

5 hours ago

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“I’m don’t” It is incorrect. It is I am not or I don’t.

5 hours ago

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At least I'm don't sleep with anything

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

And you said they are on the other side. How many sides are there?

6 hours ago

It is certain

That's why you keep creating a reactive abuse situation and say I'm an angry person

7 hours ago

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My dog isn't scared of me so you create a false narrative and manufacture the evidence

7 hours ago

Outlook good

That's why you spam about you are getting money all the time at me you sicko.

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

That's why every job I go for you stop unless it benefits your corruption

7 hours ago

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Should I send it? Fvk off and get out of my cameras the side still doesn't work

7 hours ago

Yes

[email protected] ffs

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

She flinches when she never normally does with me. Always barking when I come though the door when this happens. It takes weeks for her to calm down and not flinch. She should be safe to live with me without being hit when I go out and you break in

7 hours ago

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Is that why you spammed with things that my dog doesn't like you and she's stressed when I come home after you have been in my house

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

No decent person who abuse a person's dog

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Is that why when I saw you in London next to a van you said you were on the other side.

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Quit spamming with Muslims as well, or your anti Jew hate.

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Stop trying to talk to me that's the problem. Even an idiot can work that one out. Leave me alone

7 hours ago

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hes mpo who are you talking to I dont care

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Very diverse range of women, all ages. You don't have a type of seems.

8 hours ago

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You spam you are having an affair with, is that why you accused me

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Anyone in any company that's female that has hounded me

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Why don't you like me talking about you spamming with women

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does Tom want to be with mefvk off

8 hours ago

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Haking to communicate because like all sick abusers you thing you have a connection with the person you abuse. You forced my body and mind into survival mode when you enjoy mentally torturing me.

8 hours ago

Yes

Spamming me with reactive abuse so I know you are doing it to me.

8 hours ago

Yes

Wanting your victim to know how you are abusing them in ways they don't see.

8 hours ago

My reply is no

So instead of preventing me, sta liking me, hounding me. Leave me alone. You do the same thing on repeat. Multiple years, multiple times. Ignoring all the bad you do to me. Trapping me,l then purposely telling me how you are ruining my life. It's a psychopathic thing to do.

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I represented England, I'm a patriot. Not a schmuck.

8 hours ago

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You think you are playing games but you don't play your silly little games with national security.

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

You mo of just being interested in psychology bs, you are weaponising the information you get to use it as an abuse tactic

8 hours ago

My sources say no

You watched YouTube videos of how to mentally destroy someone then started doing those things to me

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

But tells forget about that, just focus on getting a reaction out of me to use against me as always every single day.

8 hours ago

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Fyi I called it in when you posted it online. Not sure how it will impact you if you fly to America

8 hours ago

Yes

At least you have stopped with your CIA bs

8 hours ago

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How else would they know my location when I travelled for a haircut or to come here for some post and they turned up in the carpark of a supermarket out of hours despite not working at the company for years and yet they still stalked me. You are pathetic

8 hours ago

My reply is no

You played these games so people would visit to see where they are from and where they were going. You are an immature pos that won't leave me alone along with your little recruits

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You also made accounts on other news webpages under names and locations of people that went into companies expect you got their locations wrong

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Like that Jimmy account on the telegraph

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You use LOL like that

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

You think money is everything. What a fvking clown

8 hours ago

Yes

Will I become financially rich in less than two weeks from today? Fck off money obsessed freakshow

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

It's not the first time, you always say a bit longer a bit longer thinking you will break me so I won't ever leave. How many months have you stopped my jobs unless it's an insider set up and you said you only allowed me tog etc a job because my mum died

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you gaslight when I say what you have don't on here and tell people to ignore me

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Always a j name comes are isn't it. What a fvking creep

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Or you change what I write to erase my words when I exposing you

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do you spam with videos saying real victims don't talk about it and only attention seekers do

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Is jay single fvk off no person called jay that I know or have met is attractive, intelligent or interesting

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

All you ever do is look at my life and say I have too much and you must destroy it. Every single day you hak in to see what I'm doing of what I have got

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Not once have you ever left my things alone, repaired what you did break or even apologise. Not once

8 hours ago

My reply is no

And all you can say for yourself is h or v ps some other sht

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

You broke my car breaks when the weather turned icy.

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why touch what isn't your, break it then try to gaslight me when I mention it as she's just having a hissy fit

8 hours ago

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Why do you break my things then try to change what I write when I call you out for it

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Does Lois like anime boys fvk off

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Always they can't do anything, get a skilled man campaign. How about keep your nose in your own life

8 hours ago

Yes

Why do you bs about suits

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Your so called handy work broke my car

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You blew the electrics after the court date and I had to buy candles for light every night

8 hours ago

Yes

Will work turn out ok fvk off

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

For months you spammed my dog doesn't like you and and guess what I don't either.

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Every time I buy something you destroy it. Like my car, my clothes. Electronics, everything. So I stop wanting those things. You even abused my dog so now she flinches when you break in

8 hours ago

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Even that's not enough, now you have to hak me everyday even when you have taken everything

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Your games may work on people who actually want you around but you took everything from me so you have nothing to offer that I want.

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Should we get Doah? Fck off

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Then you try to make out I'm jealous. Of what? What do I be jealous of?

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What kind of freak spams me with the perpetrators as well as spamming with underwear and s e x fetishes

8 hours ago

My sources say no

You spammed you liked a women in her 20s then it's was a women in her 50s because they went into that business

8 hours ago

Most likely

Still stalking me eh? You really he’ fvk off

9 hours ago

My sources say no

You spammed you like a 60 plus year old

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You spam me that you are attracted to them, all ages, you don

9 hours ago

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You spam me that you are attracted to them, all ages, you don't have a type apart from if they have bullied me

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

Every single women who's been horrible to me

9 hours ago

You may rely on it

For years you spam that you are dating

9 hours ago

Outlook good

Everyday you hak my phone see what I'm doing and spam me

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shty temu Chinese crap

9 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do you cling onto me and hak my phone everyday to see what I'm doing

9 hours ago

It is certain

So obsessed with money it's revolting

9 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will diego pay me next month fvk off

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

My life is none of your business and the fact you hak into my phone to insult and bother me is absurd

9 hours ago

It is certain

Spamming last night that I should be homeless but my mum has a house

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

Changing what I write to your immature rubbish

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

fffff? Get lost

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

So when I have no money and I'm freezing this winter, can't afford food or to go to the shops as you broke my car. What's the plan then another bs not yet knowing I'm trapped and can't get away while trying to make me homeless

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

Haven't found a company to do a rinse and repeat

9 hours ago

Most likely

Why you are stopping my jobs or saying I won't get one yet when my ability to live is and buy food is none of your business

9 hours ago

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I don't know or care about any electrician fvk off

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Stop spamming me with some electrician they blew the electrics on my caravan fvked up the car.fck off

9 hours ago

It is certain

Whatever you do to a dog deserve to be done to you. Animal abuser

9 hours ago

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She never usually flinches with me because I don't harm her. She was barking and barking when I came back in and a car sped up the road.

9 hours ago

My sources say no

She flinches for no reason when I come back from being out suddenly and this the same a few times this year while I was at work.

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you harm my dog when you break in to my house

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

who is this shadow behind me ? Fvk off

9 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming me with this this year last year and the year prior

9 hours ago

Outlook good

Take your big motoring and go

9 hours ago

It is certain

--- - -- ----?fvk off with your stupid games

9 hours ago

Most likely

I deserve better than this fvking idiot

9 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are a fvking idiot haking me

9 hours ago

Most likely

I LOVE SMERFS FFS

9 hours ago

Outlook good

Every fcking year this good for nothing troll follows me online spams with weddings and is a prized prat. Fck off you freak leave me alone

9 hours ago

It is certain

Why is nothing being done about such an imbecile troll

9 hours ago

Outlook good

You spammed me all over the country

9 hours ago

My reply is no

Fvk off changing what I write

9 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

will i start dating phil fvk off bird brain

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will I be rid of this fvking idiot troll

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

I deserve better than having to suffer you everyday for years

10 hours ago

Most likely

AND ONES IN SUITS RUNNING THE UK fvk.off troll

10 hours ago

Most likely

marry me magic 8 fvk.off

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You have done the same things for years and years.

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You think spamming and hounding me will make people turn up. Fvk off

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Stop using me to so others show up

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Stop spamming me

11 hours ago

Yes

Does nate think I’m pretty fvk off

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

will willie and i get married while he in prison? Fvk off

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Leave me alone and stop using me to get at others

11 hours ago

It is certain

Will I see her again fvk off.

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will liverpool beat Norwich today? I don't give a sht

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take your science rubbisha Nd get lost, I don't need a fcking nerd annoying me with their can't get pregnant bs. Fvk.off

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Just fck off you annoying little pathetic troll. You do this bs over 2 years ago with your sht. Stop spamming me I'm not having children, getting married or wanting to even suffer you in my life. Fvk off. I plan on being single so I don't have to suffer people I can't stand. Completely isolate as humanity is a fvking disappointment

11 hours ago

Yes

Why are you spamming me with fertility clinics

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

You having or not having children is your poor choice not mine. Leave me alone.

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take your fisher science sht

11 hours ago

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Take your cybex prams and fvk off you fvking troll. It's malicious

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Always lurking

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

What's with their Jermyn bs

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Nothing good ever comes out of this place you forced us back to. The place, the people, all bad

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Yoy turn up before or after I have a meeting all of last year and again this year. How is it any of your business. It's not, take your Tommy Hilfiger sht and get lost

11 hours ago

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Get lost. You upset us last year and I repeatedly asked you to leave me alone

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why is it so difficult to be left alone. One have done this since the moment we were forced here with dell so Bosch

11 hours ago

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And take your Bosch bs to

11 hours ago

Outlook good

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