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Ele está tendo muito tempo livre para tamanha indecência.

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Outlook good

Invés de falar pau ou pênis. O cara chama de linguiça o negócio dele.

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Yes - definitely

Pervertido e sua linguiça asquerosa.

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My reply is no

Que nojo.

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Better not tell you now

Do I Have A Large Weiner?

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Yes - definitely

Do I Have A Large Weiner?

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Cannot predict now

Do I Have A Very Large Weiner?

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My sources say no

Do I Have A Tiny Weiner?

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My sources say no

Do I Have A Tiny Weiner?

just now

Reply hazy, try again

Will I Become A Millionaire Soon?

just now

It is certain

Will I Become Homeless?

just now

Outlook good

Está bem, está bem.

38 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Certo, certo.

39 minutes ago

My reply is no

Should I resign from 1Energy

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will I get more offers on my house this week?

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

will rajan get a job soon?

5 hours ago

Yes

Fvk off

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why was my location caister st Edmunds

6 hours ago

Yes

Quem é você?

9 hours ago

Most likely

Take your stupid games and go becak to the nuthouse

10 hours ago

Ask again later

Is it because I didn't reply to your texts, people aren't playing your games or because of the Jesus spamming all weekend every weekend

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Always with the drugs and the spamming on my devices and accounts. The front stunk of it last night then the bs this morning with the amber ads

10 hours ago

My sources say no

so unless you want me to turn nuclear i suggest you fvk off and take your stupid fvking videos with you

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

turning up halfway through doesnt mean you are a part of it,never were, never will be

10 hours ago

Most likely

any other pearls of wisdom you have to offer other than hmm

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

thats helpful

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

i thought i saw the back of you when i left kent but some who you turn up where you arent welcome

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

and pay attention to your wife, im sick of her and the stupid my husband this my husband that. she needs a fvking hobby

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

that worked out well, forcing someone into a toxic workplace. next time keep your great fvking ideas to yourself.

11 hours ago

Yes

who is this chav who constantly goes on about their husband in the ugg boots and leggings

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Your Answers Are Rubbish !

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Your Answers Are Rubbish !

20 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Don't Be Stupid ! How Can Celtic & Hearts Both Win The SPL In The Same Season?

20 hours ago

My reply is no

Will Hearts Win The SPL This Season?

20 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will Celtic Win The SPL This Season?

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will Rangers Win The SPL This Season?

20 hours ago

Don't count on it

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