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What's the point of this

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

Until I'm dead is that it. Two years so far plus those before when I tried to move

1 hour ago

My reply is no

How much longer are you trapping me here

1 hour ago

Reply hazy, try again

How much longer until I'm rid of you

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

You are a digital rapist. Forcing yourself on me and spamming with p e n I s e s

1 hour ago

My reply is no

How much longer are you forcing yourself on me for

1 hour ago

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Changing my words again

1 hour ago

Ask again later

Will the police have to come wow how exciting

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

How exciting

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

GOT MAIL NOW SHOULD I PAY THE BILLS THAT CAME NOW ONLINE ?? Wow

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

How much longer are you going to trap me here.

1 hour ago

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Or the one who said they want to spit on my cold dead body

2 hours ago

Yes

When am I rid of you

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Are you the same creep who said you would harm yourself then falsely blame someone in a note

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Fvking off creepy ball bag

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

How much longer are you going o use it as an excuse. What's your excuse for stopping my jobs in 2024

3 hours ago

Yes

If anyone needs looking into it's you hacking my phone erasing my words and ignoring the truth to go after me with your lies

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Clinging onto me even last year why my mum was unwell, hounding that our abuser was coming

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming with your tennamen

3 hours ago

Yes

Send whatever you like. I don't care. I have my own evidence on you

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Thought you sent your bs earlier or last week or the week before

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Back with your s c r o t u m and should I send it.

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

I have nothing to be ashamed or guilty or. You hacked your your way through the worst moments of my life and made them worse

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You paint me as some horrible character when I expose you today and multiple times this week but you don't ever look in the mirror at how you make me sick

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Yet if you thought she wasn't anything other than what she told me was wrong and she didn't believe she was as ill other than her ms when we looked up her symptoms why didn't you do something other than make her final days h e l l

3 hours ago

Most likely

Captain hindsight while hacking my devices and mentally torturing us at the time.

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Almost everyday you spam me murderer or cheater neither is true

3 hours ago

Yes

Every time i show you up you look for reasons to blame my mum dying except you never look at yourself stopping my jobs and hounding me then threatening us that our abuse will turn up and breaking my car so we can't leave

3 hours ago

Ask again later

Are you keeping track of how many jobs you have stopped me getting while you try to unwind the things that did at av and beyond

3 hours ago

It is certain

Are you keeping tack of how many jobs you have stopped me getting while you try to unwind the things that did at a and beyond

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Maybe go change your nappy

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Usually to expect a rejection within 48 hours at the most. Well done

3 hours ago

My reply is no

You only do it when you have stopped me yet again

3 hours ago

Yes

will i get the job well done for spamming me.

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Norfolk ways pigs in sht

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Getting questions to ask me then ignoring the answers

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Erase my words when I say check his phone records 12:30 calls when I was there

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do you drive polestar

3 hours ago

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Glad I was never the source of your affection. Nothing worse than having the attention of someone who makes you want to vomit

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Back with your Juliette dates, not drawing today

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

While you spam me with soap my mum and I didn't use because it gave us a reaction trying to imply you have been in the house since Kent. You rely on Tim. His.own mother calls him a liar. Well done. Mod caught him in a lie years ago about blabbr mouth, it's also why he was stabbed in the back in manchester

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Bet you wished you didn't stop my jobs and forced me here now and I'm just getting started

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You know what's I'm talking about, you ugly to

3 hours ago

It is certain

Anti semite is ugly

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Are me & Jay going to be ok together jays and ugly cvnt. Shtty cars and hideous name

3 hours ago

Outlook good

????? Playing dumb are we now

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Definitely legitimate process followed there

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

And my dad is told by the police

3 hours ago

It is certain

Even Infront of police cars

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Doesn't explain why I can speed anywhere and never get in trouble for it though does it

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Just ignore that focus on what you can use against me instead. Must stay focused on the plan discredit me blame me for things t get the inheritance. Must stay focused and deny abusing your own family.

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Quite the mess you made for yourself while forcing me back here

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Back when I was 11.

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I had an abuser you used to trap me on the bed and se xually a s s ault me

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Was that my sister? Doubt you have a sister. I don't have a brother.

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I heard they found it weird that you have photos of Africa children at home

4 hours ago

Most likely

Is that why you spam about Cambodia the little legal girls on your humanitarian missions

4 hours ago

My reply is no

What do you call yourself Peter pan

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Yet you still try and use anything against me. All because I expose your disgusting predatory behaviours

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Guess that's why you forced us here. Had the house set up while we were away

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

When you spammed me with covert cameras in some woman's bedroom then last year spam me with my clothes as I get changed.

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You drive people to kill themselves thats what you said years ago final 3 remember

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Have I killed someone? W t f get away from me you sicko

4 hours ago

Outlook good

I'm better off alone than. Thank you for showing me what a regret it would be to have a husband

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

To be honest they are all like it in Norfolk and suffolk

4 hours ago

My reply is no

I'm better off alone than suffering a man child I didn't sign up for

4 hours ago

It is certain

Having you forced on me has made me realise I don't want children or a man.

4 hours ago

Most likely

Maybe it's why you are soon immature. Always around children so you act like one

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Stopping my texts who play with the child at scouts in you white electric car

4 hours ago

My reply is no

G will I have another girlfriend?

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Surrounded by ugly desperatevcreeps

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

How much longer are you going to trap me here.

4 hours ago

It is certain

Why are you still stopping my jobs and spreading lies about me, spamming with your your old shriveled up prostate

5 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You forced us here and stopped me earning money for years, driving me out of jobs and what do you say. It's my fault.

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

See you are still looking for reasons to punish me. Maybe look in the mirror at the last 5 years

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Take you timberlands ads and fvk off

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

That's what you spam me with stannah lifts

5 hours ago

Yes

Go play with your stannah stair lift instead of annoying me

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

You spam me that I'm the architect of my own problems but you hack my phone to say it. Hahaha seem the irony

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Well done you can copy and paste, there is hope for you after all

5 hours ago

My reply is no

i bite back infront of everyone because i have nothing to hide, id rather everyone know wha i said than you make up some lie . Wow spamming me with my previous posts, haven't seen that since lloyds

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Just because you are old doesn't mean you shouldn't be punished

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

I shouldn't have to wait until you are dead to be left alone like mi6 said get lost now

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Take your stannah stair lift ads and go fvk yourself

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Mine are going in the bin where they belong. You should join them instead of driving past with a smug look on your face like a fvking creep

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You know I'm wearing these clothes until I move then I wear real clothes what about you in your blue tracksuit and hat

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why can't SBS go and sort the sicko out.

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

When you aren't spamming me with p e n I s e s or stopping my jobs you spam with your positivity bs. After moving three times in three years to get away and nothing changes in the UK. What would you do if 5 years later it's still happening. How many chances does the UK get if it was happening to you

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

So carry on being a shtbag, threatening me or trying to make me out as a crazy person while stopping me earn any money at all. I don't care. If the UK won't sort it I will go elsewhere. It does t look like I can live under UK authority with this type of inaction.

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

So carry on spamming with your shtty insurance ads and your MI5 every time I go to the job center. Actual people in those jobs have known me for years and they haven't once done that. Only immature idiots do

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You are a danger to me and my civil liberties. A danger to women intact and need restrictions put on you. Sicko

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You try to change the narrative to deflect from what you do to me to questioning me. You are sick creep who needs karma at their door.

6 hours ago

Ask again later

I don't care about you or what happens to use. You forced us here then made our lives unbearable.

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I said it before I refuse to live in a world where what you do is acceptable to me

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

I said it before I refuse to live in a world where what you do is acceptable to me

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I took the screen shots around the time you did this and tried to have me sectioned. I'm sure your family are proud of you

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

May 2025 spamming with pole dancers and half naked women, same in June July august and beyond. Others have seen what you put on here and gchq recorded it. A dirty pervert who threatened to kill me repeatedly

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't act I always react. I have said it long enough, yet you seem to think you are so intelligent but I took screen shots last year with your nasty women dating ads you spammed with.looked through my ad history and none of it appears because it's not mine.

6 hours ago

Yes

Videos of you erasing my words and replacing them with your spamming on this website

6 hours ago

My sources say no

So tweet what you like I tookscreen shots and videos of the nasty ads you spam me with for years.

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

The reason girls are taught to carry their keys between their fingers. Because of men, creepy old men who think age makes them attractive.

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

Because you are a threat, the reason women can't go out on their own and enjoy socialising at night.

6 hours ago

Cannot predict now

They will be grateful that you are old and slow so they can get away from you quickly

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

You will be a shriveled up old creep still looking at women in their 20s and 30s. They will see a disgusting pervert they don't want to deal with.

6 hours ago

Cannot predict now

When you look back at your life, you will see you hacked my phone and s e x u a l l y h a r a s s e d me with your disgusting spamming. Vile pos

6 hours ago

Ask again later

Your time is being used for this. No intrinsic value.

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Do you believe you have a purpose in life. I don't think your efforts have any value to anyone

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

What value do you being to the table.

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Are becci and I finished wow how start you can use a computer to spam me. Well done have a gold star

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Is Jordan going to come back to me? You spam me directly yet have nothing to say

7 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't care who this Chris is or some Kim either.

7 hours ago

My sources say no

Does Chris love kim? Fvk off with your pathetic nonsense

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Stopped me getting a job last year while spamming with your skin care and bs clothes

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your skin and me ads, you were a hideous sket all of last year fvking tramp

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

You brag about stopping me get a job my interfering with my applications then spamming me you aren't helping. I don't need you in any form you are a sicko. But you don't stop there. You have to ruin my life instead because you are a lonely old toxic freak obsessed with me

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You are a sick person destroying my life

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

You made me suffer your sht daily and you need karma knocking at your door you creepy old man

7 hours ago

Ask again later

Why do you think I contacted Israel, because you bragged about stopping my jobs in Kent. Every action has a reaction. You forced me here you deserve whatever comes you way. If that's a fcked up p r o s t a te, you deserve it

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Moobs and love handles vomit

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

It's always the over the hill creeps with grey hair who thinks they are something special. No one wants them. They only got women because it was a honey trap

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You are a disgusting old man to

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Your tractor

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Send what

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

What makes you think a women in her early 30s wants to talk to a creepy old man decades older than her with p r o st a t e issues who's s e x u a l l y h a r a s s I n g her

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Stopped my jobs and telling people who harmed me about my life while you threaten me.

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You think it's acceptable to s e x u a l l y h a r a s s me then claim to be the victim based on my posts on here while still hounding and threatening me.

7 hours ago

Outlook good

You think I care. I contacted mossad about you. I don't care what you do.

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Send your fcking tweets you try to threaten me with different things everyday.

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Stopping me get a job then bragging about it while you erase me words, you are a fvking predator and see me as a vulnerable target.

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Erasing my words to say shall I tweet. I don't care you are in the wrong hacking my phone to h a r a s s ment

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

A thought of a sicko going in my phone a sick old man feels like r a p e

7 hours ago

Yes

It's se xual ha ras sment

7 hours ago

Ask again later

Fvk off. Sicko

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You are violating my life

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

And you are so deluded you think I'm being friendly. You sicko leave me alone. You are a stranger to me. A no body. A freak who's s e x u a ll y h a r a s s ING me

7 hours ago

Most likely

You belong on an offender register

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why do you think hacking a vulnerable stranger with crappy paper with b oobs on it or p e n I s shaped candles is acceptable. You sick in the head and need to fvk off you sicko

7 hours ago

Outlook good

You make me sick. You are a cancer in my life

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Sick old man with your prostate state spamming fvk off sicko

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You ruin everyday you turn up in spamming with p e n I s e s you sick. Pi e c e of. S h I t

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

my name is narender fvk.off weirdo

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming my Etsy they are my favourite person to swear at. I hate them. They make me sick. Fvk off deluded old creep

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

When will this sick fcked up cvnt be punished for hacking me with their sick delusions that I like them and realise they make me want to vomit at the thought of this sick old creep hacking my phone and invading my life

7 hours ago

My sources say no

What do you think spamming a stranger with disgusting things and obsessed with any man that's around me. As long as it isn't you. Fvking off you sick freak

8 hours ago

Yes

Take your p e n I s spamming elsewhere you belong on a register

8 hours ago

My sources say no

Is aksha stupid get the fvk out

8 hours ago

Yes

You erased my words to replace them with I quote 'and hide the body'

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I hope I get far away from you. Sicko

8 hours ago

Yes

You belong on a register spamming me me inappropriate things and hacking my phone

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Get out of my phone you sicko. I don't know you. I don't like you. You make me sick

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Erasing my words while spamming my Etsy feed with vile.s e x u a l I s e d things sick pos

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why don't people get out of phone devices instead of using it to get to me or at me.

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why was some stuff in my feed last night about overturning a wrong conviction. Why is this turning up

10 hours ago

Ask again later

Tsk, tsk.

13 hours ago

Yes

Why the word salad be all the time in MY feed. Can't you just get out of my life

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Hang out with your own kind, like that dentist obsessed with teeth.

17 hours ago

Ask again later

TRain get a life and out of mine

17 hours ago

Yes

Will I be rid of this health care nutcase

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why am I having housing ads for shr ops hire

17 hours ago

Ask again later

Why am I having housing ads for she ops hire

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Hmm, ok.

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

What did they think would happen when they forced us here. They crossed a fvking line and they know it. Dont act all sorry for yourself

22 hours ago

Most likely

G will I find a wife?

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

G will I find a wife?

24 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Klaviyo ads why. Who is this geriatric in my phone. Get out.

24 hours ago

As I see it, yes

When will I be rid of you and that cvnt stopping legitimate job opportunities. Maybe you can go explain yourself next week

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

No G I fvked your job applications up today.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Why can't I scroll my phone without it it trying to click on anything and everything

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

To the guys keeping me safe, thank you. To the pr#ck on here, f##k you

1 day ago

My sources say no

Can't even get an answer as to why you are stopping me earn enough to have heating through the winter

1 day ago

Very doubtful

You think I care if I'm dying. I don't. I have absolutely no future and nothing to live for. Can't earn money, can't get a house or anywhere to live can't be left alone by a sick old creep like you

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Can't answer because you can't accept your actions forced me here and you are a s c u m bag pos

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Never an answer just trolling me about bleeding when I go to the toilet. Well done.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Fvck off with your temu you rotten pos

1 day ago

It is certain

O lying interested in who I know and how I know people who don't even want to waste their time on bodies bothering me

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

When they case they need to see the evidence yet the police don't consider what you do a crime

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why I can't prove on my emails I haven't applied outside of my areas when you removed automated emails

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

What am I going to say today when they ask why I can't get a job

1 day ago

It is certain

Take your g rubbish and go fvk yourself. Ow wait you are too small

1 day ago

It is certain

We were never together. You are sick in the head

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will we ever get back together fck off tiny man sub 4 inches

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Still no answer from the coward, when are you going to stop preventing me get a job because you don't like it

1 day ago

Most likely

Spamming with ads for the elderly, don't care. You know how to hack my phone.

1 day ago

My sources say no

You think you are smart and something special yet can't answer a simple question and resort to acting like a 5 year old with a fake illness

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Never has an actual operative spammed with that sht, only an idiot since they started that fake rumour.

1 day ago

Ask again later

That's the thought process of a jumped up turnip

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Let me guess when I turn up ads for MI5 and the royal navy will appear on my phone despite that not being how they operate

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Every time you replace it but avoid my question. Coward

1 day ago

Yes

Four times you erase my words

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

And the last two years where to stopped actual jobs

1 day ago

Ask again later

Just hiding with today's fakery of spinal stenosis what ever that is

1 day ago

Outlook good

No reason as to why you stop confirmation emails arriving that I can use as evidence that I'm doing my bit

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Never an answer as to when you will leave me alone or why I will be punished for you stopping my jobs

1 day ago

Outlook good

Erasing my words again. How very in leaping with a spineless idiot like you

1 day ago

Yes

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