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Will I have surgery this year

48 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Will he hold it against me if I don’t go?

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

Should I go to the funeral?

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will I hear from Meghan?

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will I see Meghan?

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Haven't been able to reverse your bs and just keep on s.talking me

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

So when you are going to fvk off out of my emails so I can get a job and away from you all.

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I also offer performance reviews for shoddy work and happy to provide a full and detailed reviews as you are stopping my jobs so I have an abundance of time.

5 hours ago

It is certain

Given the fact you are in my devices and s.talking me for years you would know I have never spoken to any of the people you pretend to be yet your silly little head can’t accept any facts even when they are told to you directly.

5 hours ago

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After spamming with your montage of things you could learn of LinkedIn, you then always spam with I’m not going to help you as if it’s the person you are pretending to be.

5 hours ago

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You did the same for the entirety of last year while you only ever spam me with insurance or third rate companies but you don’t know that. You watch inane guys on YouTube to learn about finance, if you were any of the people you pretend to be you wouldn’t do any of the things I’ve mentioned

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

You need to talk to me more than I need to talk to you. You spam a montage of different things trying to make it look like the history or attributes of a particular person.

5 hours ago

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Is it the crazy wife who keeps S.talking me? I think you are a NPC

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You never answer but can change my words at other times.

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why did you force us back here then try to stop me leave

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Wear what you like doesn't make you a better person

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You wore sunnies because he wore sunnies.

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Following behind on your motorbike

8 hours ago

Most likely

Coming on here before asking red or blue

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Get lost you rage baiter think wearing a red top because they wear the opposing team while you cycled past the house when I lived in kent

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Get lost you rage baiter think wearing a red top because they wear the opposing team while you cycled past the house when I loved in kent

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

G will i have success?

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Every single time.

9 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do they always miss the mark, if I like apples they put bananas.

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam about not competing with others. Leave me alone and take your man issues with you.

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Curry or gravy get lost

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Glad I'm not into gentiles. Sloppy and immoral

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Dating match you are a nasty person

21 hours ago

Without a doubt

How much longer are we to be trapped here

21 hours ago

Yes

How much longer are we to be trapped here

21 hours ago

Yes - definitely

How much longer are we to be trapped here

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

How much longer are we to be trapped here

21 hours ago

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How much longer are we to be trapped here

21 hours ago

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How much longer are we to be trapped here

21 hours ago

It is decidedly so

That's the boring, immature idiot

22 hours ago

It is certain

Troll stannah

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

DOES REUBEN LOVE CHLOE fvk off

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Date your dating ads as well you desperate disgusting creep

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Should we go on vacation in December 2013? Fck off

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

So until I get back to where I feel at home I'm stuck here in jogger bottoms and jumpers because I'm not wearing my nice clothes in a place filled with horrible memories and surrounded awful people

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

A real suit not a flammable situation

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

This doesn't ever happen to me with any person who wears a suit.

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I almost forgot antisemitic

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What a side you have, between the financial activities, the haking and breaking and entering, threats, now erasing my words to ask for sx. What a disgusting motley crew

22 hours ago

Yes

Hak to spam for sx. Tell me you aren't a predator without telling me you aren't a predator

22 hours ago

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oh botty sx yes? Are you a nasty slimeball

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I was better last year as I had mum here with me. I could go for days between meltdowns but now it's different. You use the fact I will soon be homeless and know I can't afford to rent as I don't have a job which you also stop unless you have someone in place already to do things off books

22 hours ago

Yes

Ii also stopped apologising when I was the only one and it's supposed to bring a meaningful different but you never stopped

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I'm not haking, tracking intimating, spamming or threatening. I'm reacting and telling you the fvk off as I ran out of nicer words and patience some time ago when nothing changes

22 hours ago

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The worst thing I do is come on here and have a meltdown to express myself.

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Don't go to London, most people wear them you will have a panic attack

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Act like a little b*tch last Thursday over some suits

22 hours ago

My reply is no

Tried to take my freedom that I have left and wanted to lock me up

22 hours ago

My sources say no

This is my only way I can express myself and you try to erase that aswell

22 hours ago

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So you still spam me, how many people have you hounded like this? It's not effective

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You just make stuff up to blame me for and ignore the fact you have followed me around the country, violated my ability to wash and tried to interrogate me because your ego won't accept that you don't need to know what others haven't told you

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You don't accept facts or reality and still go full steam ahead with your bs and try to twist everything to fit your lies.

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

I hope you stay away from me you are sick along with your gang at Surrey street and beyond.

22 hours ago

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Looking to repeat the same bs because you always believe I'm at fault

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

11:35 you tapped into my phone to look at my emails.

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

It's mundane, I only car when you break my car because like. Coward you never fix the damage you hide

22 hours ago

My sources say no

Cars are like electric and football boring asf

22 hours ago

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Why do Norfolk people always spam with motoring even when I was in Kent. You hak and spam with motoring

22 hours ago

Most likely

Why do Norfolk people always spam with motoring even when I was in Kent. You ham and spam with motoring

22 hours ago

My sources say no

My men don't need it but they aren't creepy either

22 hours ago

Yes

Alpecin hair dye

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Must have been doing this nearly as long as people trying to stop it

22 hours ago

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Your voicemail friend

22 hours ago

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Turned up at the court to watch from another room

22 hours ago

Outlook good

But to also put them in my feed k

22 hours ago

It is certain

But to also put them in my feed k

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

It's sickening that you watching videos of dogs being cooked and eaten

22 hours ago

Yes

Always demanding answers even after violating my privacy.

22 hours ago

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Is it why you wanted the job to invade and violated a women's life

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

How many women have you followed then watched in the showers

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I demand to be left alone by a narcissist egomaniac decades older

22 hours ago

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Then turning up at my door demanding answers

22 hours ago

Yes

Dirty old man watching strangers shower

22 hours ago

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Quit spamming with your yes or no bs it's not the new 6 7

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Creepy pervert

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Is Daniel Tyson going to win the euro millions jackpot ffs

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Get out of my emails. I don't need these creepy old slimy locals watching me looking for clues as to who people are or who they work for. I feel violated

23 hours ago

My sources say no

Take your dell and your jesus and get lost

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your dee

23 hours ago

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Predator vibes

23 hours ago

Yes

I should be able to go to work and live my life without this and the intrusion of watching outside my shower at the gym by creepy old men in their ,50s decades older

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

I want to leave but you stop me then I worry that If I do it will anger you and I will be subject to more threats as you will be losing your control an

23 hours ago

My sources say no

I want to leave but you stop me then I worry that If I do it will anger you and I will be subject to more threats as you will be losing your control an

23 hours ago

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To be forced here where I'm not and don't feel safe then do this is horrible

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

It's sick for me especially when one of you spammed last year you watched to throw acid over me and this week spam with acid attack women

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I hope I never eat anywhere near you are you keeping watching poison videos or spamming me with them and also bleach with vinegar.

23 hours ago

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Why do you watch such nasty horrible stuff or put it in my feed late at night most nights

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Watching murder and police interviews or putting them in my feed is disgusting. You watch some sick stuff I don't have the stomach for but have no choice as it's your algorithm pumping it

23 hours ago

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I dont feel comfortable having Chinese videos and eating dog intestine or your obsession with murder

23 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't feel comfortable having a sicko spamming with eating dog I testones

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

I don't feel comfortable having a sicko spamming with eating dog I testones

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't feel comfortable having a sicko spamming with eating dog I testones

23 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don't feel comfortable having a sicko spamming with eating dog I testones

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

If you didn't do what you have done what I have anything to write on here. Nope

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Yet you believe I'm the problem when you are the one hounding me in my own email, YouTube, Instagram Facebook and ads despite them showing as already blocked

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spam with things about people I don't know and what they wear. People I don't know never met.

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Spam with locations you think people are from or linked to without any idea of reality

23 hours ago

My sources say no

Always seem to know from my devices when to get a team to follow and when not to

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What are you a pi?

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Spam me with your bs then hide like a coward. Haven't pretended to be a woman today yet.

23 hours ago

Most likely

Get lost beige trousers Tommy Hilfiger oap

23 hours ago

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You forced us back here for what to spam with your dell ads and demand to know who's who.

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Leave me alone. Take that creep a few doors up with you

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why are you so desperate to do this to me. This year, last year. And versions of this for many many years. Despite knowing I'm not talking to you.

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

To repeatedly try to communicate with me when I tell you not to

23 hours ago

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To purposely spam and hound me when I asked you to leave me alone.

23 hours ago

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Prison would have been nicer for the last 5 years because I would have been safer and not mentally tortured by your gang

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Noise and it's back

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You have to be in range of my wifi

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Cupboard closed next door as gone

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I guess the good guys wouldn't do such a thing but the nasty ones would hak and spam me

23 hours ago

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Never handsome mensch's.

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with women dating or drugs and others bs.

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Everyday it's something nasty

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Cotton trader

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

These ads were pictures of women in underwear taken as an upward photo for a dating site

23 hours ago

It is certain

Like those videos this week about eating dogs

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You are sick in the head

23 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam me with poison, drowning, video tapping and other things

23 hours ago

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You forced us here. I deserve better and don't fvking talk to me. Leave me alone.

24 hours ago

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Take your bs and fvk off.

24 hours ago

It is certain

Should I wear the green dress to church this week? I don't fvking care

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Forced us here then trap us. Around these local people

24 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Bunch of vultures picking at me

24 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Sick of having to tolerate people

24 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You aren't welcome take your rubbish out of my YouTube and fvk off.

24 hours ago

My reply is no

Leave me alone.

24 hours ago

My reply is no

You ruined my life and still hang around for mpre

24 hours ago

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Spamming with your de fvk off leave me alone

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I don't care anymore you have taken everything from me and you still hound for more

24 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take your stupid go karts

24 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't like you or anything you like take your train bs and get away from me

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

Go away and leave me alone take your stupid police videos

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

Go away andeave me alone take your stupid police videos

24 hours ago

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Go away take all this stuff for theasy few hours with you. I'm sick of it

24 hours ago

Better not tell you now

When will I be rid of these people

24 hours ago

It is decidedly so

date it

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why is it allowed to continue while everyone else absolutely fine and I'm always suffering

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Why is my life being wasted by someone else decisions who are wanting to punish me to getting away from them multiple times

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why do you stop me leave

1 day ago

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Why did you force us here

1 day ago

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No morals or integrity but then again that's why they are recruited

1 day ago

Outlook good

Makes me sick these money obsessed creeps. Slimey men and women obsessed with money and will sleep anywhere to get it.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Spamming with engagement rings when I don't have a single man I want to be around. I want to be left alone not hounded by the undesirables of this world who will do anything for money

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Forced us here and trapped us and say you own us. You don't fvking own us. Fck up your own life not mine fvking cvnt

1 day ago

Yes

Get out of my life, stop trying to talk to me and leave me alone. You haven't fixed what you broke. Haven't replaced what you stole just done more and more of it then try to walk away

1 day ago

My reply is no

Stopped me earning money. Ruined my reputation, my possessions, my health and want me to forget about it while I have these ugly cvnts keep hounding me and doing the same thing you want me to forget

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Never wanting any consequences for your actions and the mess you created

1 day ago

My reply is no

Deleted my emails last year from lawyers. Deleted jobs. Yet you forced us here around these fvking people and try to gaslight it's what I wanted like that fvking job

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Will Danielle be my girlfirend fvk off put of my phone you cvnt

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Never enough to force me here, trap me have to erase my words aswell

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Changing my words again

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will he call today fvk ofd

1 day ago

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Fck off with you stannah sht and your content with life. Cvnt . Forced me here and stopping me leave.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Stay away from my cars

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Mainline clothing

1 day ago

Outlook good

Hmm, uh huh.

1 day ago

It is certain

But then again so is haking someone's phone and trapping them when they find you repulsive

1 day ago

Outlook good

Maybe if any of the Paul's in the world wanted to meet you they would have. The fact you need to seek them out is a damming review of your character

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Ive met a few Paul's in my lifetime it's a very popular name with men

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Asking about a Paul again. You will have to refresh me which Paul you want to know about.

1 day ago

It is certain

All last year every afternoon this boconcept and spams my phone. Always saying we will never leave

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Getting into her phone being a cvnt I mean being yourself

1 day ago

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Mum hated you. You made her upset

1 day ago

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You annoyed my mum last year

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Fvk off

1 day ago

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I know what you look like

1 day ago

Most likely

Leave me alone

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Does j remember? Fvk off

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Every single time last year from the moment we were forced here no no no

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Every single time last year from the moment we were forced he no no no

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You spam every time I ask if I'm getting away from you and away from this place no no no

1 day ago

My reply is no

You weren't welcome last year at any point and aren't welcome this year fvk off

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Fvk off boconcept

1 day ago

Most likely

Are there no depths you won't stoop to

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

G at wi ck

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Holiday inn

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Bet you did it when you used my account to stay in a hotel

1 day ago

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Give me my account back

1 day ago

Ask again later

And the logins

1 day ago

Yes

Changed the picture

1 day ago

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It was snoopymenorah

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

To spongebobrageface

1 day ago

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What kind of idiot changes the name

1 day ago

My sources say no

Give me my old Instagram back

1 day ago

My sources say no

Stop changing what I write to your sht

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will he text this week fvk off

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Why did you hijack my Instagram

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why did you hijack my Instagram

1 day ago

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