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yuohave caused this by forcing me into a place i didnt want to be and had no choice in

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why did you stop my jobs except this one, it wasnt because its so great, what was it

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why do you linger when i asked you to go away years ago

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when i search for jobs your cr*ppy searches come up

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i hope you do so i no longer have your absolute tat in my computer

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Will faberge offer me the role on a trial basis

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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You spam my device with desperate dating that any normal non psychotic human finds repulsive and you think it's great because you are sick

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You always brag you stop my job applications, it's your life achievement because you haven't amounted to anything yourself so you proudly brag that you try to make someone else a failure like you are

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I never go where you are and actively avoid it so I never have to see you again but you can't do the same

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Go back to the west, you aren't ever welcome wherever I am in the world

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Given up on the stupid nebula stuff

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Dating Korea's, seniors everything with a pulse. What happened to you to be so desperate mummy didn't love you enough

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You are a pos

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That's how awful you are with your sad pathetic dating ads

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You make me wish I was dead every time you turn up

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I don't want to live if you are around

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Fvk off

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Who is this sad desperate cretin with their dating ads

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You have a lot to answer to and the amount of damage you have done

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Why did you force me into this crappy company

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As I see it, yes

Why did you stop my applications except this pile of excrement you forced me into

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You are dumber than you look if you believe the rubbish you tell others

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Why did you force me into this job and say she was a good leader

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My sources say no

Why did you force me back here and try to stop me leaving

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Do they know I have nothing but time when t

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Why do you say you are stopping my jobs

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Will they be stopped

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As I see it, yes

Will tomorrow be a good day?

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last time men were around me you kept spamming me about having a big nose, today its my neck. two years ago you said you would die because i had men around me, its all rather pathetic

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Will I Get A Girfriend Soon?

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No I'm Not ! I'm Not, I'm Not Even A Dad !

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Am I A Grandpa?

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Am I A Grandpa?

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Do People With Turkey Necks Go To Turkey For Cosmetic Surgery?

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Should I Pay For Cosmetic Surgery?

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Am I Over The Hill?

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Am I Past it?

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Am I Old?

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Signs point to yes

Is My Neck Like A Terapin's neck?

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My reply is no

Is My Neck Like A Turtles?

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Turkey neck can be improved through lifestyle changes, neck exercises, nonsurgical treatments like laser skin tightening, or surgical options such as a neck lift. It

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O.o

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Signs point to yes

Will I be able to get rid of my turkey neck?

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why cant they all just leave me alone im not a safe person by their own words so go away because hey make me worse

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Fu.ck it

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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Better not tell you now

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Will caravan sell by the summer

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It is decidedly so

Will the caravan sell soon

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My sources say no

Will there be a buyer for our caravan

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As I see it, yes

Will we be able to sell caravan

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Will our lodge sell in April

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Stop messing with things you clearly don't have the intelligence to handle. You break tuff and hide like a coward, this is the third camera you have hacked and broken

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You stopped my cameras working for me pos

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Why did you mess with more of my cameras 6 days ago and

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Vocês dois são malucos.

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Yes

Quando não é o mendigo tarado. É você com a sua mania de perseguição.

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Ah, cala boca.

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you poke and poke to get a react then cry foul and blame me for it, its emotional abuse and im sick of this toxic bs and you in fact so go away and dont bother me again

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maybe if you didnt do what you do then i wouldnt have anything to react to, or is that too much truth to handle

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As I see it, yes

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do you not have any jews, so i can be around my own kind

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because it isnt me and just shows you know nothing if it is

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who is the stuff in my feed for?

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will i be rich

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will i be rich

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stay in your own lane, your opinions arent welcome in my life

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maybe tell them to keep their opinions to themselves

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why do you say i dont need to explain myself but have stupid idiots telling me to change the front door, if they had an ounce of knowledge or intelligence they would know

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what is Sequelize and how it helps and what it does ?

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No, she won’t. She’s gone, bro.

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Will she be back?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Will I hear from Rick?

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Shut the fu.ck up.

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Shut up.

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should i give compensation

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should i give compensation

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Should I Become A Terrorist?

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Will I Ever Get Enjoyment Out Of Life?

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Do I Have Much Time Left?

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My reply is no

Will I Develop Alzhimers Disease?

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Yes

Am I Old?

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Am I Old?

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Will I Be Happier In The Afterlife?

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Should I Look Forward To Death?

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Should I Look Forward To Death?

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Will I Die Alone?

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Will I Take A Stroke?

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Will I Take A Heart Attack?

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Will I Die Of Heart Failure?

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Will I Be In A Lot Of Pain Before Death?

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Will I Die Suddenly?

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Will I Die This Year?

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Will I Go To Heaven When I Die?

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Will I Be Financially Successful?

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Will I Win £100,000?

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Will I Win A Million Pounds Sterling?

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My sources say no

Will I Meet A Beautiful Model?

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Will I Be Alone Forever?

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Should I Self Harm?

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Should I Self Harm?

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Will Europe Get Nuked?

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Will Europe Get Nuked?

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Will they

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You keep repeating yourself. This is boring. You should ask for help outside here.

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It isn't I am insensitive. Just it is always the same things.

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Give me a break frim your melodrama

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Should I Continue Living?

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Should I Kill Myself?

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Does b

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Does

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Will I Get A Girlfriend Next Year?

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