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It must be tiring constantly needing to paint me as a liar or jealous when I highlight your actions

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Maybe if you kept your things to yourself, you wouldn’t need to do that like your did with the numberplate fiasco

4 hours ago

My reply is no

I didn’t know if I should say something or ignore it but when I call you out on something like your Harland obsession you always out a catty videos like getting treatment for a double chin. Always spiteful catty bs.

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

It’s been going on for months. I thought you would have gotten over it by now.

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

It’s wrong to look at a man like that who’s not yours.

5 hours ago

Yes

Why don’t you look at a man who’s single

5 hours ago

Yes

Navy double breasted suit while he had the bun hair.

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I get your sht in my feed

5 hours ago

Yes

Why do you look at Instagram of erling Harland. Like girl crush insta clips

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why do they all copy them. They act like they hate them then start copying the men.

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You dont need to know where I will be buried because you aren't welcome at my grave

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

I'm sick of every single day hounding me with the most disgusting things

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Now you use other people who have died as an opportunity to hound me

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

You think hounding me about how my mum died for a year is acceptable. You are fvked in the head.

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

For the last week give or take

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Is that why you spammed with gunner football

7 hours ago

Most likely

Using personal loses as a stick to beat me with and to hak my phone to do it.

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You are a bottom feeder

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

who is chris? Fvk off

7 hours ago

Ask again later

Telling me to go talk to him or spamming last night that they need to be naked to do crp on is sickening

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

You clearly know George hanged himself during covid

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Am i suffering from black magic. Wha wha wha all you say when you are a spiteful pos

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

If you were anyone you would already know but you ain't. Always trying to look in.

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

At least you were cut short abusing doc

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Left the envelope half put of the box when you dressed like a chav sped off when I came back.

7 hours ago

Most likely

You looked at my burial docs

7 hours ago

Most likely

will blackburn rovers beat burnley next sunday. Fvk off I don't even know where Burnley is

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Will me and dom go away in June fvk off. You are always spamming me with your chasing after men like a desperate sleeze

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I leave work because I lost my notebook? Fvk off your petty bs isn't my problem

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you change what I wrote the other day to go talk to george

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will I be rid of these people so I can find a job and them not know where I am

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

And the cars pulling up. Is it because I rejected your har as sment for years and local people can't accept no

20 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Who's flash photography on the walk last night

21 hours ago

Most likely

G will I have the success?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have the success?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have another girlfriend?

1 day ago

My sources say no

G will I have success?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

G will I have success?

1 day ago

Ask again later

G will I have success?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I see Meghan?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Will I hear from Meghan?

1 day ago

Yes

Will I have surgery this year

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will he hold it against me if I don’t go?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Should I go to the funeral?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I hear from Meghan?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I see Meghan?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Haven't been able to reverse your bs and just keep on s.talking me

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

So when you are going to fvk off out of my emails so I can get a job and away from you all.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

I also offer performance reviews for shoddy work and happy to provide a full and detailed reviews as you are stopping my jobs so I have an abundance of time.

2 days ago

It is certain

Given the fact you are in my devices and s.talking me for years you would know I have never spoken to any of the people you pretend to be yet your silly little head can’t accept any facts even when they are told to you directly.

2 days ago

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After spamming with your montage of things you could learn of LinkedIn, you then always spam with I’m not going to help you as if it’s the person you are pretending to be.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You did the same for the entirety of last year while you only ever spam me with insurance or third rate companies but you don’t know that. You watch inane guys on YouTube to learn about finance, if you were any of the people you pretend to be you wouldn’t do any of the things I’ve mentioned

2 days ago

Without a doubt

You need to talk to me more than I need to talk to you. You spam a montage of different things trying to make it look like the history or attributes of a particular person.

2 days ago

Ask again later

Is it the crazy wife who keeps S.talking me? I think you are a NPC

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

You never answer but can change my words at other times.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why did you force us back here then try to stop me leave

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Wear what you like doesn't make you a better person

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

You wore sunnies because he wore sunnies.

2 days ago

My reply is no

Following behind on your motorbike

2 days ago

Most likely

Coming on here before asking red or blue

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Get lost you rage baiter think wearing a red top because they wear the opposing team while you cycled past the house when I lived in kent

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Get lost you rage baiter think wearing a red top because they wear the opposing team while you cycled past the house when I loved in kent

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

G will i have success?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Every single time.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why do they always miss the mark, if I like apples they put bananas.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam about not competing with others. Leave me alone and take your man issues with you.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Curry or gravy get lost

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Glad I'm not into gentiles. Sloppy and immoral

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Dating match you are a nasty person

3 days ago

Without a doubt

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Yes

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Ask again later

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

How much longer are we to be trapped here

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

That's the boring, immature idiot

3 days ago

It is certain

Troll stannah

3 days ago

Very doubtful

DOES REUBEN LOVE CHLOE fvk off

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Date your dating ads as well you desperate disgusting creep

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should we go on vacation in December 2013? Fck off

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

So until I get back to where I feel at home I'm stuck here in jogger bottoms and jumpers because I'm not wearing my nice clothes in a place filled with horrible memories and surrounded awful people

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

A real suit not a flammable situation

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

This doesn't ever happen to me with any person who wears a suit.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

I almost forgot antisemitic

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

What a side you have, between the financial activities, the haking and breaking and entering, threats, now erasing my words to ask for sx. What a disgusting motley crew

3 days ago

Yes

Hak to spam for sx. Tell me you aren't a predator without telling me you aren't a predator

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

oh botty sx yes? Are you a nasty slimeball

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

I was better last year as I had mum here with me. I could go for days between meltdowns but now it's different. You use the fact I will soon be homeless and know I can't afford to rent as I don't have a job which you also stop unless you have someone in place already to do things off books

3 days ago

Yes

Ii also stopped apologising when I was the only one and it's supposed to bring a meaningful different but you never stopped

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

I'm not haking, tracking intimating, spamming or threatening. I'm reacting and telling you the fvk off as I ran out of nicer words and patience some time ago when nothing changes

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

The worst thing I do is come on here and have a meltdown to express myself.

3 days ago

Outlook good

Don't go to London, most people wear them you will have a panic attack

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Act like a little b*tch last Thursday over some suits

3 days ago

My reply is no

Tried to take my freedom that I have left and wanted to lock me up

3 days ago

My sources say no

This is my only way I can express myself and you try to erase that aswell

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

So you still spam me, how many people have you hounded like this? It's not effective

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

You just make stuff up to blame me for and ignore the fact you have followed me around the country, violated my ability to wash and tried to interrogate me because your ego won't accept that you don't need to know what others haven't told you

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

You don't accept facts or reality and still go full steam ahead with your bs and try to twist everything to fit your lies.

3 days ago

Very doubtful

I hope you stay away from me you are sick along with your gang at Surrey street and beyond.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Looking to repeat the same bs because you always believe I'm at fault

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

11:35 you tapped into my phone to look at my emails.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

It's mundane, I only car when you break my car because like. Coward you never fix the damage you hide

3 days ago

My sources say no

Cars are like electric and football boring asf

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do Norfolk people always spam with motoring even when I was in Kent. You hak and spam with motoring

3 days ago

Most likely

Why do Norfolk people always spam with motoring even when I was in Kent. You ham and spam with motoring

3 days ago

My sources say no

My men don't need it but they aren't creepy either

3 days ago

Yes

Alpecin hair dye

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Must have been doing this nearly as long as people trying to stop it

3 days ago

Ask again later

Your voicemail friend

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Turned up at the court to watch from another room

3 days ago

Outlook good

But to also put them in my feed k

3 days ago

It is certain

But to also put them in my feed k

3 days ago

You may rely on it

It's sickening that you watching videos of dogs being cooked and eaten

3 days ago

Yes

Always demanding answers even after violating my privacy.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is it why you wanted the job to invade and violated a women's life

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

How many women have you followed then watched in the showers

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

I demand to be left alone by a narcissist egomaniac decades older

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Then turning up at my door demanding answers

3 days ago

Yes

Dirty old man watching strangers shower

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Quit spamming with your yes or no bs it's not the new 6 7

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Creepy pervert

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Is Daniel Tyson going to win the euro millions jackpot ffs

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Get out of my emails. I don't need these creepy old slimy locals watching me looking for clues as to who people are or who they work for. I feel violated

3 days ago

My sources say no

Take your dell and your jesus and get lost

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Take your dee

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Predator vibes

3 days ago

Yes

I should be able to go to work and live my life without this and the intrusion of watching outside my shower at the gym by creepy old men in their ,50s decades older

3 days ago

Very doubtful

I want to leave but you stop me then I worry that If I do it will anger you and I will be subject to more threats as you will be losing your control an

3 days ago

My sources say no

I want to leave but you stop me then I worry that If I do it will anger you and I will be subject to more threats as you will be losing your control an

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

To be forced here where I'm not and don't feel safe then do this is horrible

3 days ago

Very doubtful

It's sick for me especially when one of you spammed last year you watched to throw acid over me and this week spam with acid attack women

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

I hope I never eat anywhere near you are you keeping watching poison videos or spamming me with them and also bleach with vinegar.

3 days ago

Ask again later

Why do you watch such nasty horrible stuff or put it in my feed late at night most nights

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Watching murder and police interviews or putting them in my feed is disgusting. You watch some sick stuff I don't have the stomach for but have no choice as it's your algorithm pumping it

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I dont feel comfortable having Chinese videos and eating dog intestine or your obsession with murder

3 days ago

My sources say no

I don't feel comfortable having a sicko spamming with eating dog I testones

3 days ago

Don't count on it

I don't feel comfortable having a sicko spamming with eating dog I testones

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

I don't feel comfortable having a sicko spamming with eating dog I testones

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

I don't feel comfortable having a sicko spamming with eating dog I testones

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

If you didn't do what you have done what I have anything to write on here. Nope

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Yet you believe I'm the problem when you are the one hounding me in my own email, YouTube, Instagram Facebook and ads despite them showing as already blocked

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Spam with things about people I don't know and what they wear. People I don't know never met.

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Spam with locations you think people are from or linked to without any idea of reality

3 days ago

My sources say no

Always seem to know from my devices when to get a team to follow and when not to

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

What are you a pi?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Spam me with your bs then hide like a coward. Haven't pretended to be a woman today yet.

3 days ago

Most likely

Get lost beige trousers Tommy Hilfiger oap

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You forced us back here for what to spam with your dell ads and demand to know who's who.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Leave me alone. Take that creep a few doors up with you

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Why are you so desperate to do this to me. This year, last year. And versions of this for many many years. Despite knowing I'm not talking to you.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

To repeatedly try to communicate with me when I tell you not to

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

To purposely spam and hound me when I asked you to leave me alone.

3 days ago

Ask again later

Prison would have been nicer for the last 5 years because I would have been safer and not mentally tortured by your gang

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Noise and it's back

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

You have to be in range of my wifi

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Cupboard closed next door as gone

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

I guess the good guys wouldn't do such a thing but the nasty ones would hak and spam me

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Never handsome mensch's.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with women dating or drugs and others bs.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Everyday it's something nasty

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Cotton trader

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

These ads were pictures of women in underwear taken as an upward photo for a dating site

3 days ago

It is certain

Like those videos this week about eating dogs

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

You are sick in the head

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam me with poison, drowning, video tapping and other things

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You forced us here. I deserve better and don't fvking talk to me. Leave me alone.

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Take your bs and fvk off.

3 days ago

It is certain

Should I wear the green dress to church this week? I don't fvking care

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Forced us here then trap us. Around these local people

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Bunch of vultures picking at me

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Sick of having to tolerate people

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

You aren't welcome take your rubbish out of my YouTube and fvk off.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Leave me alone.

3 days ago

My reply is no

You ruined my life and still hang around for mpre

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Spamming with your de fvk off leave me alone

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

I don't care anymore you have taken everything from me and you still hound for more

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Take your stupid go karts

3 days ago

My sources say no

I don't like you or anything you like take your train bs and get away from me

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Go away and leave me alone take your stupid police videos

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Go away andeave me alone take your stupid police videos

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Go away take all this stuff for theasy few hours with you. I'm sick of it

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

When will I be rid of these people

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

date it

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Why is it allowed to continue while everyone else absolutely fine and I'm always suffering

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Why is my life being wasted by someone else decisions who are wanting to punish me to getting away from them multiple times

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Why do you stop me leave

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why did you force us here

3 days ago

Ask again later

No morals or integrity but then again that's why they are recruited

3 days ago

Outlook good

Makes me sick these money obsessed creeps. Slimey men and women obsessed with money and will sleep anywhere to get it.

3 days ago

Outlook good

Spamming with engagement rings when I don't have a single man I want to be around. I want to be left alone not hounded by the undesirables of this world who will do anything for money

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Forced us here and trapped us and say you own us. You don't fvking own us. Fck up your own life not mine fvking cvnt

3 days ago

Yes

Get out of my life, stop trying to talk to me and leave me alone. You haven't fixed what you broke. Haven't replaced what you stole just done more and more of it then try to walk away

3 days ago

My reply is no

Stopped me earning money. Ruined my reputation, my possessions, my health and want me to forget about it while I have these ugly cvnts keep hounding me and doing the same thing you want me to forget

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Never wanting any consequences for your actions and the mess you created

3 days ago

My reply is no

Deleted my emails last year from lawyers. Deleted jobs. Yet you forced us here around these fvking people and try to gaslight it's what I wanted like that fvking job

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Will Danielle be my girlfirend fvk off put of my phone you cvnt

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Never enough to force me here, trap me have to erase my words aswell

3 days ago

Don't count on it

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