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you are a liar

5 minutes ago

It is certain

Hallucination… Some people are hallucinating, unfortunately. They should seek some help.

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Who is this fvking science nerd

6 hours ago

Cannot predict now

not sure if its lack of intellect or your own self importance i think a mix of both, its offensive

8 hours ago

It is certain

you wouldnt pull this crap on other religions because you know how they react

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will i get the house properly dry before tomorrow?

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

I know right? Some things seem not to change.

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

14 hours ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Was i right to break things off with Charlotte?

14 hours ago

Most likely

Was i right to break things off with Charlotte?

14 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Was charlotte talking to another guy as well as me?

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Was charlotte talking to another guy as well as me?

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Was charlotte talking to another guy as well as me?

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Was charlotte talking to another guy as well as me?

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Was i right to break things off with Charlotte?

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have success?

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Does Will love me

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

Does Paul love me?

18 hours ago

Yes

When he got involved with Daisy. She was married and prioritized her husband instead of him.

18 hours ago

Outlook not so good

If she’s married. Leave her. It isn’t wise to have an affair with a married woman. Gatsby learned a lesson.

18 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Ask her.

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

She is married

19 hours ago

Ask again later

Should I

19 hours ago

Yes

Is it possible congratulations

19 hours ago

My reply is no

Is it possible

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

Is this with the flo app? Years later still tracking my periods

19 hours ago

It is certain

Have a day off

20 hours ago

Outlook good

Is it possible that I'm pregnant

20 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is it possible that I'm pregnant

20 hours ago

My reply is no

Is it possible that I

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Is it possible that I'm pregnant

20 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is it possible that I'm pregnant

20 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

do they have a return policy

21 hours ago

My sources say no

Exactly. As Elsa from Frozen and the Beatles say let it go or let it be.

21 hours ago

Most likely

Where are the papers?

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Let it all go

1 day ago

Ask again later

Let it all go

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Let it all go

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Let it all go

1 day ago

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Let it all go, move forward. You are living in the past so he/ them still have hold, live in the now and future.

1 day ago

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afraid of being rejected, or of saying the wrong thing.?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

The only way I could do that was if you had to do a little more research on how much you could do it for the same amount as the rest and I could get a little bit better results

1 day ago

Very doubtful

will he be my client ?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

two women with your careless words. The woman you don’t love deserves your honesty. You filled her ears with false hopes. Your declarations for another woman hurt the lady you love. Your only way out is honesty. Some honest conversations. Close the door in a mature way to the woman you wish not pursue further. She needs no false hopes. Then it is rebuilding time with the one you want. Trust is broken a lot easier than it is built. Most of all, spend some time just working on making you the “best you” not for either woman— but yourself.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Chit chat.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Blah blah…

1 day ago

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G will we have a child together?

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

G will I be with the love of my life?

1 day ago

It is certain

Does she regret it?

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

G will I be a father?

1 day ago

My sources say no

G will I be with the love of my life?

1 day ago

Ask again later

G will I be with the love of my life?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

do you believe your contribution adds value

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

what do you think you offer with your wedding pins and meceredes ads

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

why are you here

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will the chiro be really good for hugo?

1 day ago

Yes

Will the chiro be really good for hugo?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will the chiro be really good for hugo?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

When will i get to my trip

1 day ago

It is certain

Will i get the house dry now with all the heaters?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Will i be able to get the house dry?

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will i be able to get the house dry?

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will i be able to get the house dry?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will i be able to keep it from them??

1 day ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will i get the carpert dry before my parents find out?

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I be able to keep it from them??

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I get the house properly dry before mum and dad notice?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Most likely

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Most likely

Should I attempt to get my last ever two from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I break things off with Charlotte because she is entertaining other men?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I break things off with Charlotte because she is entertaining other men?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Should I break things off with Charlotte because she is entertaining other men?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

and a laura or a campervan

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

why do you aways go on about money

2 days ago

It is certain

Will someone buy our house so we can move into 57 Malhamdale?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Will Mrs Williams offer me a job for September?

2 days ago

It is certain

Will Mrs Williams offer me a job for September?

2 days ago

Ask again later

giving bunny boiler notes to rip off someones life for your own self-adulation

2 days ago

Very doubtful

why did you put posts on the other site as if what happens to me how you would feel, why do you do this every time something happens to me make it about you

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

why are you trying to learn dance and gymnastics on top of your running

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

why do you try to do things i have done

2 days ago

Most likely

take your engagement rings and wedding planning bs and shove it, just go away, i dont need this sh*t

2 days ago

Very doubtful

why did mi5 stop my id requests

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

the same names come up when things fvk up dont they

2 days ago

It is certain

Me and Emily Terry?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

I'm not trying to be cool, I'm being real

2 days ago

Outlook good

Calling another man unattractive because he said he could easily win in a fight is ugly

2 days ago

Yes

It isn’t Arron. It’s A-A-R-O-N!! Yeah, bye forever.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I buy

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

please come back and finish

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

please come back and finish

2 days ago

Most likely

sf you missed a fox

2 days ago

Outlook good

Bye arron forever

3 days ago

Ask again later

will you be done soon so i can use my computer

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

will you be done soon so i can use my computer

3 days ago

My sources say no

will you be done soon so i can se my computer

3 days ago

My sources say no

why do you spend all day looking at medieval weddings

3 days ago

Most likely

Should i commit suicide?

3 days ago

Yes

Should i kill myself then as you just said there is no hope to feel ok?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will i stop feeling depressed and freaked out by this exisistence?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Send cards may?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Send cards july?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Send cards june?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Send cards may

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Send cards may?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Send cards july?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Send cards june?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

So Juice feast 6 months next year, not 92days??

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

So Juice feast 6 months next year, not 92days??

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Juice feast 6 months next year?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Juice feast 92 days next year?

3 days ago

Most likely

Study photography again next year?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Go back to old job in october?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Go back to old job in autumn?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Pip money dec?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Pip money o

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Pip money october?

3 days ago

My sources say no

Pip money november?

3 days ago

My sources say no

Pip money this year?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Pip money this year?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should i ask my dad for more money in the card?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Should i ask my dad for more money in the card?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Ok so 92 day juice feast ?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

60 day juice feast this summer?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Should i start a youtube channel after i go raw?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should i start a youtube channel after i go raw?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should i start a youtube channel?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Quit tv june?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Quit tv june?

3 days ago

Ask again later

Joseph false twin?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Joseph false twin?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Joseph false twin?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is george the other me?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Is george the other me?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is guy the other me?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Go raw for years starting june?

3 days ago

Most likely

Shall i go raw for 6 months

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

hes not even half as decent as his father and should be ashamed of himself

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

why does he do it when he could just ask he out instead of using me

3 days ago

It is certain

why d you put engagement rings in my devices?

3 days ago

Ask again later

it would explain the need to control and brag

3 days ago

Without a doubt

is it a make yourself feel better by looking down on others

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

why for the last 2 years is all you say my husband this my husband that and what ever materialism you own

3 days ago

Don't count on it

point proven

3 days ago

Don't count on it

the same this morning, this week, last week. you feel the need to brag about how you have everything and are better than me but i dont care about you so why do you need to feel superior

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

via my phone when yo rewrite what i put in the box and press send, something else appears as a message to me instead

3 days ago

My reply is no

why did you ask if you will live in harrow

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

a female and not welcome

3 days ago

You may rely on it

only one i know with the burberry link

3 days ago

My reply is no

if a civilian asks me out on a date will it be blocked

3 days ago

Outlook good

Am I a female.

3 days ago

My sources say no

im not into women good bye

3 days ago

You may rely on it

im not into women good bye

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

im not into women good bye

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

im not into women good bye

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

im not into women good bye

3 days ago

Very doubtful

im not into women good bye

3 days ago

My reply is no

im not into women good bye

3 days ago

Don't count on it

im not into women good bye

3 days ago

Most likely

im not into women good bye

3 days ago

Yes

quit your fvking games, i care about individuals not about the collective

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Does she miss us?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Is she going to contact me?

3 days ago

Most likely

you fill my feed with russian tripe, you would get on well with sir richard

3 days ago

You may rely on it

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