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Say someone doesn't want to be fixed when you are holding them down is beyond words stupid

20 minutes ago

Without a doubt

You trap me then say I don't want to change. You gaslight me and say I'm the toxic one for reacting.

21 minutes ago

You may rely on it

You follow me around the country and say I'm the problem.

22 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Why do you try to change the narrative when you stop and and I'm doing everything I can to get away from you. You lie

22 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Haven't got enough holiday travel money and need to stop me to earn your pocket money

56 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Looking to earn 50p and tell people where I have applied or what for? Vulture

57 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Who is this with the stair lift and travel insurance.

57 minutes ago

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Take your Iraqi looking Lidl carrying guy and the old Iranian looking man with the moustache

1 hour ago

Concentrate and ask again

Go hack someone else's phone and tell them about your cream pies and latex

1 hour ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why you looking for pagans alter supplies

1 hour ago

My sources say no

Why did you encourage the black guy? Do you see how fvked in the head you are

1 hour ago

It is certain

Calling me fat when I get changed or wash and making comments on my body, don't be surprised if you get it back. You like to make it about you anyway especially when it's my figure being discussed

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

G will have another girlfriend?

2 hours ago

It is certain

G will have another girlfriend?

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

G will have another girlfriend?

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

F a t b a s t a r d trousers go away

2 hours ago

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Take Your science freak and go away.

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Tell him to stop searching me online the freak

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Force me back here, then use the same method to prevent me leave. Take that ugly Anthony creep and go away

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Bunch of vultures feeding off of any information you get on my life. It's scabby

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go hack someone else's phone and tell ruin their life instead

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Christian marriage, go away. Never into the goyim

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Stannah stairlfot

2 hours ago

Most likely

K harris

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Then get some black guy to ask me out?

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you tell him he's not allowed to date me

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

It wasn't about the guy, it was about forcing me

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

No normal secure person would encourage men you know I wouldn't ever date to as me out because you are too insecure and need to control someones life

3 hours ago

My reply is no

If you are so secure in your life and I'm so much beneath you, why do you keep tabs on me and won't leave me alone

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Life when I get changed or eat then you spam me with weight loss or put nasty posts relating to physical appearance

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You have to create a life np one would want by stopping me to make yourself feel better

3 hours ago

It is certain

Is it why you drive past and constantly monitor me

3 hours ago

Yes

Why do you stop guys from dating me then brag about not being jealous of someone's life you would never want

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why did they force me back here and stop us leave

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you fire cheaters

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Sverre or Chris

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

It is certain

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Do it with the right people

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Blasi and I were in

13 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Yes

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Ask again later

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Waters why are you obsessed with homelessness

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I like having a small circle of people, because you seem shady

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Then the next it's better being single, are you trying to split people up

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

One minute it's if they bring stress into your life, dump them

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do you spam With reasons to be single and why men are bad?

16 hours ago

It is certain

Is it boy

17 hours ago

My reply is no

Is it wrong

17 hours ago

As I see it, yes

How am I going to die

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

What am I supposed to do with it? I'm not a cryptographer, tell me what the message is from this nonsense

17 hours ago

It is decidedly so

All you do is spam me ith cruise holidays, engagement rings or jesus.

17 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why are you so obsessed with me for, I don't know you. I have a small circle of people I know and a larger circle I respect. I don't think you fit into either.

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Like last year, rolling out the silly excuses I ask for too much to justify ruining an opportunity and preventing me leave.

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

If you haven't decided on your ring by now then maybe it's a sign. Just saying.

17 hours ago

Yes

2 years and 8 months of engagement ring spamming

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do you stop me and trap me in a place I never wanted to be

17 hours ago

Outlook good

I'm not here to make your life decisions, I don't even know you but you won't leave me alone

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Should I divorce JASON- who's Jason and why are you changing what I write to ask me fr

17 hours ago

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Why do you keep putting engagement rings ads in my phone,

17 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

So much prejudice.

18 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I want to be around my own people and not still putting up with Christian goyim

22 hours ago

My reply is no

You people give me cabin fever

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Will I get out of here soon and away from these people

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Who's the schmuck who supports the gunners football

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Did he actually cheat on me

23 hours ago

It is certain

Did he actually cheat on me

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have success?

1 day ago

My sources say no

G will I be good?

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

G will I be good?

1 day ago

Ask again later

G will I have success?

1 day ago

My reply is no

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

G do I already know my future wife?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

G will I get married?

1 day ago

It is certain

G will I stay with Kongka?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

G will I stay with Kongka?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

G will I have another girlfriend?

1 day ago

My sources say no

Will I be rid of this Simon sinek looking creep with their water bs

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should I buy a revcomps ticket?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will this nightmare be over soon so I can live again

2 days ago

You may rely on it

You forget when you rummage about my devices it brings your algorithm with it

2 days ago

Very doubtful

I don't need to investigate anyone as I don't care enough.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Why do I have bark quote ads for private investors

2 days ago

My sources say no

Was it natalinia this whole time ?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Also don't need to know about your sausage dog either no offence

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go spam someone else about rich men, I'm not a gold digger

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do they put their likes in my devices and expect me to like it when I dont

2 days ago

Ask again later

G will I be good?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I get a haircut

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will she

2 days ago

Yes

Does she like someone else

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Does she

2 days ago

It is certain

Will she be in my life

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you begging for a nickname. They only get them if they are the best or absolutely awful.

3 days ago

Yes

Why do you change what I write

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Why were you in London over the weekend

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G could Meni be interested in me?

3 days ago

Outlook good

And yes, I am not pregnant. I went to the gynecologist to treat an insistent yeast infection.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

I had my glucose tolerance test today, and until the results come in, I’m afraid my gynecologist will find out a prediabetes. Fingers crossed it will be normal.

3 days ago

My sources say no

He knew I liked him from the second I saw him so quit your sh*t and leave me alone

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are aware I like a guy and have done for two years

3 days ago

Without a doubt

I hope that answers your silly little question

3 days ago

Yes

I would rather kill myself than being anywhere near you

3 days ago

My reply is no

G will I be with Meni?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Do they understand I would rather rotten in bed as their existence in my life is worse than death

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will they leave soon so I can live again

3 days ago

Don't count on it

You wonder why I last out when I'm surrounded by people I hate

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

I have been asking for them to leave for well over a year

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I be rid of this boconept creep

3 days ago

Most likely

Will he do well

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Will he do well

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will he do well

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Do i have spinal stenosis

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Do i have spinal stenosis

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get the job

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do i have spinal.stenosis

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Do i have spinal.stenosis

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

They only care when its about them, my guy friend cares when it's about me

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

They only care when its about them, my guy friend cares when it

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Drugs and people in the same sentence? It will get wrong.

3 days ago

Outlook good

This is so wrong in all ways…

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i try and beat connor and get two more bags...last ones ever

3 days ago

Ask again later

Shall i get my final ever bag now instead of a tyre tomorrow

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Most likely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Do I turn mark on

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do I turn mark on

4 days ago

Most likely

Should I do.the 10k on Sunday

4 days ago

Very doubtful

WOukd she

4 days ago

It is certain

WOukd she

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

WOukd she

4 days ago

My sources say no

Today will be a nice Sunday.

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have success?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Will b come help me?

4 days ago

Without a doubt

I will make it. I WILL MAKE IT!!! I need to get back to myself.

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Today will be a good one

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Will B come help us?

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have success?

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Aurora - Runaway.

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Very doubtful

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Yes

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i really risk it all and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Aurora - runaway

5 days ago

Ask again later

And all this time, I have been lyin' Oh, lyin' in secret to myself I've been putting sorrow on the farthest place on my shelf La-di-da

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

I was painting a picture The picture was a painting of you And for a moment I thought you were here But then again, it wasn't true, gone

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Now take me home Take me home where I belong I got no other place to go Now take me home Take me home where I belong I can't take it anymore

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

5 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

5 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i take the ultimate risk and really get my final 2 ever bags from the albanians tonight?

5 days ago

Ask again later

Ok, got it.

6 days ago

Very doubtful

sorry to anyne not doing any of the bs

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

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