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Why beg me to live yesterday to jail me today

2 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spam I'm going to jail today. I don't care. At least I will be away from that science freak

3 minutes ago

Without a doubt

I have to put up with it the protect tbw UK economy while you carry on

3 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Yet forget all that I'm the bad guy always

4 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be jealous, you aren't a catch but will likely catch something from you

4 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Telford, Norwich, London (twice), Kent.

5 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

You spam you fvk the women who's the meanest to me

6 minutes ago

Yes

Then you spam you

6 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Every time people go in, spammed with clothing, hair styles or look a likes

7 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

You spammed me with anything that is linked to a person in companies that have sht on me

7 minutes ago

Yes

Why beg me to stop then come back 5 minutes later to carry on with your temu spamming

9 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Too busy trying to come after me instead of looking at s c u m like you

10 minutes ago

Without a doubt

The police do nothing they are complicit. Too busy asking how I know about MI5 since you forced me here

10 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

It's torture having to tolerate your hacking everyday for years while nothing is done about it

12 minutes ago

Concentrate and ask again

Erasing my words to will it be what you want to hear. Fvking off you are the problem.

12 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

You forced us here. Change my words constantly and beg me to talk to you.eave me alone

13 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Take your hamburg bs too

14 minutes ago

It is certain

No one like a fvking nerd

14 minutes ago

Ask again later

Take your fisher science nerd and fvk ofr

14 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Getting away from s c u m like you would be worthy any money

14 minutes ago

Without a doubt

If I had money I was have gotten away from you last year with mum instead of being forced here against our will. We would have gone anywhere that would come down on you like a ton of bricks

15 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Even when I have nothing you still try to see what you can take from me and spam with this fvked up obsession I'm secretly wealthy.

17 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Needing to burn my old clothes on the fire to keep warm. But it's still too much and you stop my jobs

18 minutes ago

My sources say no

Same sht different year s c u m b a g.

19 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Can't afford to wash, wear clean clothes and hoover. Stopped my jobs

20 minutes ago

Yes

Erasing my jobs so I'm trapped with s c u m like you and can't afford to live properly. Can't afford to cleaned everyday

21 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

What makes you think you can stop.when you waited for me to wake up to spam morning and erase my words on here sicko

22 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Fyi Asian women do get fat, when they become women.

24 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

That's along with not liking a women with a women's figure sounds like a pedo

24 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Axillary fat that develops during p u b e r t y.

25 minutes ago

Don't count on it

lets talk please and i will stop. Hahaha fvk off. You are past stopping. You never needed to start predator did you

28 minutes ago

Concentrate and ask again

You spammed that you didn't like when women get a shape and they are past their best once they have fat around their armpits

29 minutes ago

Without a doubt

That's the vibe you give off, hacking my phone for years, won't leave me alone and giving stupid excuses why I'm not good enough for some fvking creep

31 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

You always created a false narrative why you wouldn't date me, you would probably strangle me then try and marry my dead body

32 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Why were you moaning in my phone in Telford that all English women get fat as they age while Asian don't

33 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Maybe I should go to the press and crash the UK economy. Get away from you.

35 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Is that why you watch videos of Chinese women eating all the time.

35 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming me with temu all the time. No one likes the chinese

36 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Are you a Chinese spy.

36 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why beg me to not give up when s c u m like you won't leave me alone. That's the problem with the UK. Never focus on the perpetrators just look at blaming the victim

40 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Allowed s c u m like you to continue hacking my phone

41 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Allowed a c u m like you to continue hacking my phone

41 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Am I off to jail today I don't care if you live in a sewer. Leave me alone

41 minutes ago

Most likely

Failed me repeatedly.

42 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

You all lost that right in Kent.

42 minutes ago

Don't count on it

They think I say too much but I don't care who knows what.

43 minutes ago

Very doubtful

That's the thing your not trained and say too much. Your ego gets in the way

43 minutes ago

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You claim to know what people have planned for me. So tell me then

44 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Why was he begging me to don't give up and live yesterday when I have to suffer you

46 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

Stopping me get away from sickos like you

47 minutes ago

Outlook good

Why do you delete my emails and stop my job you fcking weasel

47 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Then you call for backup

48 minutes ago

My sources say no

Have you heard of a term called reactive abuse, spamming me, erasing my words using personal triggers to get me to come on here

48 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

So sad.

49 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Has Jordan read my messages? Always begging others to talk to you as well as haking me for a conversation

49 minutes ago

Outlook good

Nothing in this world would please me more than being somewhere you can't get to me

52 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming me you are my friend and never leaving me. I would sell you out to anyone to get away from you.

54 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Take your latex dresses fcking weirdo

55 minutes ago

Concentrate and ask again

HARTLEYS JAM get a life erasing my words freak

55 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Even when you shave your face still looks mouldy.

57 minutes ago

My reply is no

You don't deserve my time or attention, that's not because I think so highly of myself but because you make me feel sick every time you turn up.

58 minutes ago

My reply is no

So you carry on stopping my jobs, make me freeze this winter while spamming with your out of touch bs you can't even afford yourself. My mum told me to look at the crap because you spammed me you don't like gold diggers so I became one every time you turned up.

59 minutes ago

Yes

I guess you have to be morally repugnant to do what you do to me. Sick pos

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

That's the problem with these egotistical abuser types, the smallest amount of power or control where ever you are in the country turns you into a psychotic creep drunk of your own power and use it to destroy my life. Also creepy men. Ones that look off

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

Then again so is recording your HR calls when you have done something wrong to use their reaction against them.

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

Even his solicitors believed his was mentally unwell

1 hour ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why he thinks his opinion on anything matters when he's a dead beat woman beater is beyond me but I heard abusers are fragile when their ego is involved. I don't want to be like them.

1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

My bio dad called me a disappointment to my face, I'm not a coward who has to s.talk someone on every website they visit for attention and try to invade their life

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

Now I'm stuck with some sick pos who clings onto me like a life raft and won't leave me alone for years thinking that repeating the same offence again and again means it's acceptable

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

Then she had kids with him and he revealed his true colours and it was too late. She was stuck with that pos

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

He's a curse upon my life, my mum wished she never met him. I asked her why she dated him and she said didn't know she felt sorry for him as he was nervous and drunk

1 hour ago

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I hope I'm nothing like my bio dad.

1 hour ago

Most likely

Manipulative predator

1 hour ago

Concentrate and ask again

He faked he was dying also, played the old man card. For someone who you hated, you are just like him.

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

You are just like you father

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

will we ever be slim? No you will always be how you are. Nasty troll haking and s.talking me

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Still following me around the Internet, acronym search to try and communicate with me. Fvk off. using the a

1 hour ago

Reply hazy, try again

That's why they said you are a predator. Sick pos who won't leave me alone

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

I'm going to be single for life. Who needs a man when men like you exist.

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

You are like Meghan markles dad, spamming with over 65 then spamming with images of mini skirts, latex and girls in bikinis

1 hour ago

Outlook good

Good luck explaining that one

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Your ads appeared on velonetic systems

1 hour ago

Yes

Spamming with your temu trash.

1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

Ran off like a coward haven't you.

1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

You owe me everything you own. You stop my jobs you don't deserve anything you have earned while stopping me earn money.

1 hour ago

Ask again later

You are a disgusting creep and I hate you. Fvk off stopping my jobs. Take your shtty jewelry and get out.

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Imagine being so desperate that you spam a stranger just for someone to talk to. Imagine being that creep, ow you don't have to imagine

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

S talk me at 4 am. Desperate

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will Matt be angry with our decisions? Get lost

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Either way fvk off, I don't have the want to deal with you. Fvk off

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

yn gavin yn ffidlwr anifeiliaid fferm fud w t f is this keyboard bs

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Also why did you give out non public police information and get some of your friend while having your late night meetings at the turn in between the bridge and the round about

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is it a Telford thing? Luckily I filtered the water while I was there.

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Go talk to your friend about why she tries to rub herself up against strangers in public shops

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Gunners football and j d williams clothing

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you spamming with my feed with green lambos

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Who the heck is Ben? I don’t know any Ben.

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

G will I have more northeast?

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

G will I have more northeast?

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

It’s Ben

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You wish. In your dreams, G.

14 hours ago

Signs point to yes

G will I have success?

19 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming with third tier bs and is like putting lipstick on a pig and calling it a supermodel

19 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Only an ego centric maniac thinks so highly of themselves and believes I would need their help while they actively stop me. Trust me, from the ads you spam me with you aren't any help

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Then you spam you aren't going to help me. I don't k ow you and I do t need your help. I need you gone

19 hours ago

As I see it, yes

All while the last two years spamming with insurance companies and stopping almost any job I apply for. Which I give you a hint, are the ones I actually want.

19 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Stopping my emails, my jobs and then spamming me that I'm going to be homeless and it's my fault. You have some fvking nerve

19 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You think trapping me in poverty then me getting sick from it is my own fault and nothing to do with you stopping my ability to improve my living standards

19 hours ago

Yes

will i have much longer to wait to retire. I don't care you selfish horrible troll. Stopping me earn money while winging about your job.

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Like rats in a sack. She didn't do this or he did that. I was still subject to it. Dumb dumb

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Read about liabilities, historic and other wise, if you take on someone else's issue you also take on their risk.

19 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Only an idiot doesn't understand that

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

Doesn't matter if you started it, you carried it on

19 hours ago

Outlook good

TS? W t f does this mean

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Trying to sidestep responsibility for your own actions you are a network

19 hours ago

Ask again later

Why would you repeat something if you didn't know it existed

19 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Never owned any I'm not into any of your bs. You all play the same game yet try to blame eachother

19 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Get lost with your doc marten shoes

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

who hurt jean not emma w t f is this

19 hours ago

Yes - definitely

This h ad person is horrible

20 hours ago

My reply is no

What's this all clear insurance ads all the time now corgi and Hammond's

20 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why you think it's appropriate, you need a check up from the neck up

20 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your growing prostate and insurance ads and fvk off. For two years you have done this bs stopping me again and again

20 hours ago

My sources say no

You aren't the one being pressured every week and having to explain yourself over something someone else is doing. Leave me alone, stop trapping me in poverty

20 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why are you stopping my confirmation emails

20 hours ago

Outlook good

Not a single person in investing says we are just as smart as insurance yet the same can't be said the other way around.

21 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming me with prostate is sick. Fvk off with your reproductive organ spamming its sick

21 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your insurance ads and fvk off you are only doing it because of the comments made about Europe. Fvk off. It's clear you see what side you are on and it's getting people off what they have done since you forced me here

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Uh-uh, ok.

1 day ago

It is certain

Is Rob my soulmate?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Is Rob my soulmate?

1 day ago

Most likely

Will I get take on a new role with the bank?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

What fakery are you cooking up against me this week

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

period mmmmmmmmmmmmm wow so mature.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Where I go and what job I have is none of your business. So quit hacking my phone and accounts and leave me alone with your false allegations

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Yesterday you were spamming me you will pay for my bail money. For what? Responding on here to your haking, hurt your feelings. I haven't done anything wrong but you try different angles all the time weekly

1 day ago

Most likely

Is this why from the moment we returned you kept spamming me that I was away from training for two years and spamming me with spy film. W t f. I watch synagogue so you spam with mossad. Get a grip. It's so cringe.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Not sure you used a film I watched yesterday to try and spam accusations I'm a double agent. Not even a single agent

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

I see you have been erasing my words on here and use the acronym search aswell. Any website I visit you use. Spamming with things personal or when I visit putting b I t c h

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Is he only letting me leave once his house is built

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Forcing people to a place that's personally traumatic then also trying to traumatised those same people is a sht thing to do. Not forgiven.

1 day ago

Yes

You turned up last year and anyone who turns up after we were forced here or shortly before is a problem not a solution

1 day ago

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Who wears suitsdirect

1 day ago

Outlook good

Or maybe somewhere like Disneyland? Either way, ok.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Land? Land like a lot, acres? Or land, as in the plane has landed after taking off?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Who the person spamming me with land. Do they really think I would give away my future housing plans while they were on the side that was threatening me. They are dumber than they look

1 day ago

Outlook good

Scre.w all of this.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I get another girlfriend?

2 days ago

Yes

G will I be good?

2 days ago

Yes

O.o

2 days ago

Yes

Is it Ben?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Repeat ? It’s called having a disability

2 days ago

Yes

Whoever wrote that article, could they do it again, only next time get the words in the right order so it makes sense

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Is the injury on her fetlock going to be healed in time for peelbergen

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Is the injury on her fetlock the reason she’s been stopping

2 days ago

It is certain

Should we take miracle to peelbergen

2 days ago

Yes

Hmm… so be it.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will we get an offer on our house today?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Will Pakistan win cricket match against England today

3 days ago

My sources say no

Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

3 days ago

Don't count on it

G will I have the success?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

will me and rose break up soon

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

will me and Charlie get back together

3 days ago

My reply is no

will me and Charlie get back together

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

I hope you aren't being paid for this shoddy work

3 days ago

Outlook good

Second, why would a phone call come in asking for permission to use my microphone when the permissions already allow the microphone

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Two things. Firstly when you play both sides you seem confused and spam me with the wrong thing. You need to work on yourself.

3 days ago

My sources say no

Ritu mehrotra love her husband Nikku

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Ritu mehrotra like my WhatsApp messages

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Ritu mehrotra see my WhatsApp messages

3 days ago

It is certain

Will England make more than twohundredfifty runs against Pakistan today

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Will England make more than Twohundredfifty runs against Pakistan today

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

3 days ago

My sources say no

Will Pakistan win cricket match against England today

3 days ago

It is certain

Will Thomas be my boyfriend?

3 days ago

Most likely

Will Pakistan win cricket match against England today

3 days ago

Most likely

Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Ok, ok.

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

But i have received other emails before and after

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Fyi I still haven't received the two automated emails from different companies

3 days ago

Without a doubt

You could just live your life but no you have to hack me and do this immature bs then pretend to be a girl or some other bs

3 days ago

You may rely on it

It's what you do to wear someone down. I have to write the same message multiple times while you change it then give up after 6 plus times unless I swear so it makes me look angry to use against me

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Do you see how you ignored what I said and what you did to write a load of nothing to distract from your actions

3 days ago

Most likely

Will he tell me that he wants me to let him go and leave his life forever? I don't know but I do. Leave me alone erasing my words for this

3 days ago

Outlook good

You will use what I have put below and label it as angry. Because that's all you know.

3 days ago

Yes

When I was in Kent and you were doing this to force us back here, I changed setting but everything was stuck on a previous version from when you haked my phone. Any new changes emails or updates didn't arrive

3 days ago

Yes

Not sure why you need to put sports cars in my feed either. I don't like driving and they don't impress me, a Maserati is boring like all the other cars.

3 days ago

Don't count on it

How long are you going to continue stopping my job then spamming me with plumbing or utilities companies like you did all last year. Why do I need to be spammed with British gas or some other bs by someone I don't like and doubt I could have a financial conversation with, I don't care to hear about builders or electricians or some other bs

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

What do you think b e s plumbing achieves

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

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