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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

20 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

meeting real women on the internet is like meeting a fake women in person, neither are real

2 hours ago

My sources say no

sorry porky to call you out like this

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

do you say h.a.m because of one of the romulan security

2 hours ago

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eminem is terrible by the way so is pink

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

vallum is that waht you take you act this mental

2 hours ago

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my mum said thats its fascinating why when you are talking out of your backside that your lips are still moving

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

there is no morgan and someone

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

who are you messaging

3 hours ago

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back to the same bs from 2 years ago, it would be one thing if your kept your mental bs to yourself but you start poking your nose into things that are clearly nothing to do with you, you turn up with your stupid act and no one buys but apparently we all have to tolerate because you are on some spectrum

3 hours ago

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I, Gaby, am 34 years old from Brazil. I already face autism and adversities. I don’t need more negativity.

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Life is already hard for everybody. Then why do we have to be surrounded by such negativity?

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You guys are very toxic. You should take that to therapy instead of sharing here.

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why is this place so negative?

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

What is going on here? I, Gabriela ( Gaby) from Brazil can’t use this website from a different country without reading awful stuff.

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

So many of us wish to have a life so insignificant that you can post what you do. What happened to H or the other gentiles

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

They are my priority and you are just a pest that keeps buzzing around, annoying in statements you aren't part of

4 hours ago

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You are fvked up in the mind, that the lord when my friends come to town because you arent my problem

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

write something and you say about a mortgage for yourself.

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Not only are a me me me first kind of person you are a psychopath

4 hours ago

It is certain

You are a heartless person. And the first thing you say is cling onto some guy and think I would want anything to do with a guy that has a cling on like you hanging around

4 hours ago

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When I try to say how horrible you were to someone they all cared for and you say `so?'

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

To be honest it's better before you were here. I don't know why you do this for a couple of years

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

What makes you think the world revolves around you and say so when I point out what an awful person you were to my mother

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Is that why you said is he done with me and moving on with her

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I am Gabriela (Gaby) Dutra Santos. I am a woman from Brazil.

4 hours ago

It is certain

I am not your person. I am just someone random who also comes to this website.

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Jealousy was also a theme when they said they would take a bullet for me as I would for them

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Someone earlier said you are jealous when my friends visit me

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You stressed a dying women out during her final months and don't even care

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Six years of illusions and reveries. I daydreamed about something that never existed.

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

All was an illusion.

6 hours ago

Most likely

Will I buy the stifford moat house

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Is that the price to sell someone out

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

30k in debt

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will I get a real job soon

11 hours ago

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Are they making a hat out of it

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Was it my guys in the garden this morning

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Was it my guys in the garden this morning

13 hours ago

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Was it my guys in the garden this morning

13 hours ago

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Was it my guys in the garden this morning

13 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Was it my guys in the garden this morning

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Was it my guys in the garden this morning

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Was it my guys in the garden this morning

13 hours ago

My sources say no

You are draining my phone battery

13 hours ago

Most likely

You are draining my battery

13 hours ago

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Did you kill the fox in my garden

15 hours ago

Most likely

Is it the only way you get some attention you desperately crave

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

Does it give your sad pathetic life meaning to call me the devil every day

18 hours ago

It is certain

Don’t dare to reach out to me ever again, A.S.R.

21 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Don’t dare to reach out to me ever again, A.S.R.

21 hours ago

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It ends now, A.S.R.

21 hours ago

Most likely

Goodbye forever, A.S.R.

21 hours ago

Outlook good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

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Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I attempt to get one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

Without a doubt

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

should i see him tommorow?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

should i see him tommorow?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

should i see him tommorow?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

should i see him tommorow?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

should i see him tommorow?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

should i see him tommorow?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

should i see him tommorow?

1 day ago

My reply is no

Are sheep better then cows

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Am I gonna catch a fish?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

i knew a bad apple. He was a rotten bad apple in an apple basket. He spoiled the bunch or the barrel, but though he kept a façade toward the other apple and only I was targettered and affected by the ripe and rot process of his.

1 day ago

Most likely

Am I in trouble at work?

2 days ago

Most likely

No, I don’t think so.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

do youo think the internet has turned corporate compared to 15 years ago

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Only stupid people like us.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

I don’t think bots access this site.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Hey, I am not a chatbot.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

is the internet dead and synthetic AI has replaced it

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

is the internet fake

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Yeah your girlfriend will get pregnant to another guy ! lol

2 days ago

Very doubtful

I feel like he doesn’t want a serious commitment with me :/ He just used me.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will my girlfriend be pregnant this year

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will my girlfriend be pregnant this year

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will my girlfriend be pregnant this year

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will my girlfriend be pregnant this year

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will my girlfriend be pregnant this year

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will my girlfriend be pregnant this year

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will my girlfriend be pregnant this year

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will my girlfriend be pregnant this year

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Are they real ferals?

3 days ago

Most likely

Are they real ferals?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Are they connected to kyeema?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Are they connected to kyeema?

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will those bullies leave me alone?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Do they think it's helpful to call me a narcissist every time I use my phone or computer or a forever victim

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Will Joey last with this girl

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

should I rent at Fremont Villas apartment

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Ask again later

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Most likely

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Ask again later

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Am I always being single?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Does she have deep feelings for me?

3 days ago

Yes

Has she decided on us?

3 days ago

Ask again later

Is she thinking about us?

3 days ago

My sources say no

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

You may rely on it

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Don't count on it

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

My sources say no

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Yes

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Don't count on it

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Without a doubt

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Most likely

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Don't count on it

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

My reply is no

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

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dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Without a doubt

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

You may rely on it

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Don't count on it

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Yes

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

My sources say no

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Ask again later

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Yes

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Don't count on it

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

My reply is no

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

You may rely on it

dead girl enjoy

3 days ago

Yes

is karen a problem

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

is chris a problem

3 days ago

My reply is no

is jean living at 31

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Is she bad because of thinking of us?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Does C know my boss likes him and I don't need a repeat of CY

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Menopause you prevent someone having a family by preventing them date until it's too late