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I don't have time to keep putting up with your illegal actions for years

just now

Reply hazy, try again

All you have ever done is spam stupid excuses or a few more weeks you sound like aviva

1 minute ago

Yes - definitely

I deserve justice and to not longer suffer the consequences of your actions

22 minutes ago

Outlook good

You a re a hideous corrupt pos haker

23 minutes ago

My reply is no

You forced me here because security said not to come here so you trapped me

23 minutes ago

Don't count on it

And with that one people were talking about stuff while I was putting my bag down. I hadn't even sat down and you had started your sht

23 minutes ago

Yes

Every single job London you have stopped apart from one since you forced me here

24 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Fvk off changing my words to help. Fvk off

25 minutes ago

Yes

You forced me here to trap me

27 minutes ago

Concentrate and ask again

All this year and last year you brag about how you become rich from doing this to me

27 minutes ago

Don't count on it

You sick pos

28 minutes ago

My reply is no

I need to earn money now not being forced into more of your abuse traps

29 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Get out of my emails and stop messing with my applications

30 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

And that was a set up

30 minutes ago

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You did the same last year changed my words to say you o lying let me get a job because my mum died

31 minutes ago

Very doubtful

You have no right to hack and prevent me getting a job for months on end

31 minutes ago

You may rely on it

You have no right to hack and prevent me getting a job for months on end

31 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

You have no right to hack and prevent me getting a job for months on end

31 minutes ago

Very doubtful

You have no right to hack and prevent me getting a job for months on end

32 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

You have no right to hack and prevent me getting a job for months on end

32 minutes ago

My sources say no

You have no right to hack and prevent me getting a job for months on end

32 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Why are you doing this to me

35 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why are you stopping every job I less you have an I side set up

35 minutes ago

Very doubtful

You did this with the construction bs all of last year since you forced us because here to be surround by disgusting builder ads

45 minutes ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why are you doing this to me I haven't ever stopped you earn money and trapped you in ppverty

49 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

You put that every time you mess up an application, your construction ads came up and the confirmation emails hasn't arrived like it didn't last time at the same company

49 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

G will I have the success?

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Are you cancelling my applications again

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why did you change my words to cancel economist are nicknaming me that the other day when you also changed my post on here

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Fvk off sicko

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

I don't know anyone who would spam me, be in need of a stair lift and pretends to harm people

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Take your stair lift your fouls dating spamming and fvk off sick pos

11 hours ago

Ask again later

Why dont you leave me alone instead of spamming about money all the time

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do you spam to say will I be a millionaire repeatedly this year

11 hours ago

Most likely

How did you lose your legs. Where did you leave them

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't believe it's true. Just a bs to scare me

11 hours ago

My sources say no

You hide like a coward when I ask

11 hours ago

Most likely

Is it true

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Why did you spam me that you harmed somes wife

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Why do you stop my job applications and trap me here cvnt

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Who has a stannah stairlift

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

AM I SHORT AND DEALEE fvk off who has no legs

11 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't know anyone who has a stannah

11 hours ago

Yes

O.o

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

They have fake leg but Google says it works on stairs. They wouldn't need a chair

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Everyone I know has at least one and a half legs

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Where did they go

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Who has no legs

11 hours ago

Most likely

No leg people use stairlift

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

Google says one leg people use stairs

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You are a sicko. I don't know anyone who has a stannah stairlift. Maybe that white ranger over brown hair creep police from Kent in the wheel chair uses it

11 hours ago

Yes

Take you stairlifts and Fvk off.

11 hours ago

Yes

Sick in the head and ugly on the outside

11 hours ago

Yes

Take you dating ads andfvk off

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You are a demented troll

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

subcribe to Demo - FortniteBR fvk off sicko

11 hours ago

Ask again later

You are a sicko either way.

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

When I say I will harm myself you become excited in your spamming and changing my words

12 hours ago

Ask again later

Because that's all you have done to me

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Hak their devices and hound them until they can't take anymore

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Is that what you do to people

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

You spammed me about suicide last year and kept hounding me this year as well

12 hours ago

Most likely

You forced me here then use any upsetting situation to spam my accounts with on purpose

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Who are you

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why would you spam such a thing

12 hours ago

Most likely

Did you go into a hospital and harm someone's wife like you spammed me with

12 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Take your women dating for fvk off sicko

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

It's a sick thing to spam me with if not true

12 hours ago

Yes

Hand yourself in for whatever you have done. Leave me alone and never try to talk to me

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Don't talk to me ever stay away from me and go to the police

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Hand yourself into the police if you kill people.

12 hours ago

Outlook good

You changed my words and put similar things about killing someone twice over the last week

12 hours ago

Ask again later

Do you murder people like you spammed me with earlier

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You go work at Tesco stop spamming me with them

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Fvk off

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Selfish pos spamming me again. Take you all med pro and get lost

12 hours ago

My reply is no

Will i be hired at United Health Group? Fvk off go work at Tesco if you think it's good enough for me

12 hours ago

It is certain

You are a sick pos

12 hours ago

My reply is no

You destroy my life then hang around until I end it

12 hours ago

Outlook good

Take you fcking opinion and your hacking and get stuffed cvnt

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will cast be on past 9th fvk off

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will cast be on past 9th fvk off

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

you destroy people and then hang around to see the damage you create while blaming them

12 hours ago

Ask again later

Take your grey hair shampoo and get lost

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Cancel economist fvk off

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

What's the point in living if that's all I have

12 hours ago

Yes

Why am I being control0icko dictating where I can work when they aren

12 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why am I being controlled by some sicko dictating where I can work when they aren't welcome in my life and purposely cause me harm

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Now you spam to get a job in a Tesco while stopping jobs I do want and bragging about it

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Spam with work at Tesco while last year spam me that you would touch me inappropriately in a supermarket because I don't go elsewhere

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

ace that

12 hours ago

Ask again later

In survival mode in a house and place that's traumatising

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I literally just exist I'm not living

12 hours ago

My reply is no

All you do is hound me

12 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

What's the point

12 hours ago

Yes

Then you try to force some ant Semitic pos on me

12 hours ago

My reply is no

All you do is spam me and makee wonder what am I bothering big motoring world

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I don't know or care about this jay. I don't trust any person who has a j name and for good reason

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will jay answer me fvk off with your jay sht

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I don't want to live because of the likes of you

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You forced us here

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Fvk off with your big motoring bs you aren't ever welcome

12 hours ago

Outlook good

Who's this car bs

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

It's one thing to say you aren't helping someone who didn't ask for help but it's another thing to actively stop them getting away

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why do you spam with den twist equipment

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why don't you find mean who can dress themselves

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why do lots of the men turn up in nearly nothing

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why does he wear running hotpants

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Or some copper

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Especially when it's some obese freak

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Or worse women

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam with men I don't want

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Now you read my emails and stop my jobs

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You forced me here against me will

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

How do I get away from these people

12 hours ago

Outlook good

Walking stick

12 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do you do this to me

12 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Are you the neo n a z I abu ser

12 hours ago

It is certain

Are you the neo n a z I abu ser

12 hours ago

Most likely

Are you the neo n a z I abu ser

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Are you the neo n a z I abu ser

12 hours ago

Yes

They are a problem to me so don't deserve any help

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Fat man next door

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Like the person in the room next door hound me until I do it

12 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is that what they do to people

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Would I be better off dead out of reach of these Norfolk Suffolk people

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why do you spam with mi6

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Fvk off stopping me get a job and go fvk your own life up

12 hours ago

Yes

Forced us here

12 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Spamming with peptide

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Shty lab cvnt

12 hours ago

My sources say no

Take you dentist and fvk off

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Leave me alone get out of my apps and fvk off I hate you

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming earlier to apply to move to Israel

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

You nasty pos

12 hours ago

Yes

Spamming with you women dating

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Never leave me alone

12 hours ago

Ask again later

Now you spam with your dating

12 hours ago

Yes

No part of me is left alone. You take aim at everything.

12 hours ago

Ask again later

You spam that I need to lose weight,

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You never leave me alone

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Being in a place that has traumatised me and then you continue to hound me with no way out

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

I don't see another way and I'm tired of living like this being hounded in this place with no way out. You stop me earning money and leaving

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Is the only way I can be rid of you all to end it

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take your teeth professional as you change what I write every time. And fvk off. Been putting nashes in my feed since you forced us here. Fvk off

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

How do I get away from you alive

12 hours ago

Ask again later

UK 4 9 7 what does that mean

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is it Simon who FFS get a life and stay out of mine

13 hours ago

My reply is no

will samrat Chopra parents give answer in yes for mine and samrat marriage this month fck off twit

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Been searching me since I left Telford. Putting your stuff in my accounts. If you were anyone you would have known were I was. You werent so resorted to haking

14 hours ago

Ask again later

Do you see why I think you are a pos? Pharma?

14 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why is my linkedin filled with phama

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

How much longer am i forced here for

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

How does haking my phone to write to me mean you need to be left alone. You are haking me FFS. Stupid. Get your sht out of my Instagram, YouTube. Fvking cookie decorating and the word image bs.

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

Does this usually work with other people?

17 hours ago

My sources say no

I've asked for you to leave me alone for years and you hak me everyday.

17 hours ago

Without a doubt

How does haking someone to tell them to leave you alone when you are haking them

17 hours ago

It is certain

What me to leave you alone when you are the one haking me.

17 hours ago

Ask again later

LEAVE ME BEi fvk off changing what I write

17 hours ago

Outlook good

Go and control your own life stop meddling in mine. I don't want your bs.ive had it for years with your set up bs to repeat the same crap

17 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Who was the schmuck changing what I say to spam that I will work in fa next year. Tell them fvk off and no. They can do that bs

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I get out of this county and away from these people this year

17 hours ago

You may rely on it

When will I be rid of you. I deserve better

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Since you all forced us here you spam with your British gas, jesus sht

18 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Should have known the church of jesus Christ

18 hours ago

My reply is no

Maybe stop hacking me and keep your sht to yourself.

18 hours ago

Most likely

am I clever - if you have to ask

18 hours ago

Ask again later

I grew up with keeping my hands and things to myself.

18 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You literally hak my phone and hijak it. I don't know what spamming me with things you like then accusing me of being jealous or mean is a sane argument

18 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Hideous all of it. Shtty candles, decorations. Shtty all of it.

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

Get out of my phone

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Never met a decent person who has a cat.

18 hours ago

My sources say no

What the actual fvk

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Still spamming with cats.

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why you think I care for mechanic videos is beyond me. So fcking mundane,just take it all. Always think you know best when you just pizza me off on purpose

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

Load crap always with you spamming me

18 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take your bs word salad image captions. Fck off leave me alons

18 hours ago

It is certain

Take your s our dough everything is a no. Has been for two years fvk off

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

I'm not interested in anything you spam me with

18 hours ago

My sources say no

take your mechanic n urse bs shtty crafts and get lost

18 hours ago

My reply is no

does he loves me? Fck off

18 hours ago

My reply is no

Why is my Facebook location showing as poringland

19 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I should be worried to have some sicko spamming and haking my phone that your have harmed people and tell me like you threaten me and brag when you break my things. The next step looks like you will harm me leave me alone sicko

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Get out of my devices and stop changing my words you are dangerous

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Reveal yourself and turn yourself into the police. Leave me alone

22 hours ago

My reply is no

Then you changed what you wrote to should I be worried because it's something I write. You are sick. We aren't the same. You say you killed someone I never killed anyone. Leave me alone

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Why are you doing this

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You changed what I wrote to say you killed JP wife the other night why are you contacting me

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Leave me alone and stay away from me

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't like you or this. You have threatened to kill me previously and you spam with this

22 hours ago

Ask again later

You spammed a similar thing about a JP a few days ago at a hospital under the same name

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why did you just change them 5 times when I tried to post for others to see what you say

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you change my words to such dangerous things

22 hours ago

My sources say no

Thats a fvked up thing to remove my words and replace them with yours

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

That's a fvked up thing to say

22 hours ago

It is certain

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