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what i do have is a low tolerance for false accusations i wasnt on here today while you were clearly, i was busy living my life

1 hour ago

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unless i have a brain scan, you cant actually say i have a small brain because you dont know

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

And I will stop talking to a stupid person with small brain.

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

i will leave you be as its not a level conversation with a dei person

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

i see you are in a special needs division from your responses, you have an agenda and when it doesnt work resort to name calling

2 hours ago

Most likely

Kkkkkkkkkkl. Kkkkkkkkkk. Small brain.

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

woof woof barking mad or barking up the wrong tree

2 hours ago

Yes

who are you talking to

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You accused magic 8 ball earlier of cheating on you, etc. It isn’t real.

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

That’s fine. Keep pretending you’re talking to a person, but you will only have answers generated by algorithm.

2 hours ago

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you are stuck on a loop of pointless drivel im affraid, calling people crazy all day

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

This is sick. Magic 8 Ball isn’t a person to someone coming here and pretending it is.

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

so desperate to portray me as crazy, so sad. you must be worried

2 hours ago

Yes

Obviously the magic 8 ball will only generate one of the 23 answers was programmed to say.

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Then why do they pretend they’re talking to a person?

2 hours ago

Yes

are they desperate for validation

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

you spend your time telling others what they aready know

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You don't even know me. I just saud facts. This site was based on a magic 8 ball foretell toy.

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

It isn't lie. This site was based on a foretell magic 8 ball and period.

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

narcissistic delusions and so patronising.

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I know what the adm and dev of this site did to this site.

2 hours ago

My sources say no

i give up. It doesnt matter how many ties you are tld the truth, you cant aceept it over the lies you make up

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

At least, I know this an algorithm and you?

2 hours ago

Most likely

Have you ever noticed you will only get generic answers from a magic 8 ball?

2 hours ago

It is certain

always calling people crazy

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Kkkk very funny reading your absurdities.

2 hours ago

My reply is no

I am not desperate. You are crazy for thinking this site based on a child toy is real.

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

And you think magic 8 ball is a real person.

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

you used the same tactic last year, its a little tired, maybe try something else instead to trying the mental health angle. It is desperate

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

you seem verly invested in something thats nothing to do with you

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

do you wear beige trousers or work near a lidl

2 hours ago

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Kkkkkkk. Still thinking magic 8 ball is a person.

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

check your local, it coming up on my phone.

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I see Jo tomorrow?

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I ask Daniel and Jasmin Johar to help with our predicament of fees for application

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Should I ask Daniel and Jasmin Johar to help with our predicament of fees for application

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I ask Daniel and Jasmin Johar to help with our predicament of fees for application

7 hours ago

Most likely

Should I ask Daniel and Jasmin Johar to help with our predicament of fees for application

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I ask Daniel and Jasmin Johar to help with our predicament of fees for application

7 hours ago

My reply is no

I am the reasoning voice and if you guys choose to live in an illusion.

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

This site simulates a magic 8 ball foretell toy. That’s all.

8 hours ago

Most likely

The Magic 8 Ball didn’t text you or cheat on you. Wake up.

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

They haven’t learned anything. Magic 8-ball algorithm answers aren’t your person.

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Kkkkk. This person thinks magic 8 ball algorithm is a person.

8 hours ago

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You cheated on me with my best friend Oliver how do you even have the nerve to text me will he leave me alone

9 hours ago

Yes

The question is, humans who happens to use this site. Are you ok with those generic answers?

10 hours ago

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Summing, the magic 8 ball from this site gives 23 random answers that its algorithm generates randomly.

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Yup, also answers like very doubtful, concentrate and ask again, most likely as I see it, yes, it is certain, don’t count on it, without a doubt, yes- definitely, my reply is no, reply hazy, try again , it is decidedly , and you may rely on it and signs point yes.

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

Magic 8 ball only gives you generic answers like outlook good, outlook not good, ask again later, cannot predict now, yes, no, my sources say no, my sources say yes, better not tell you now, etc.

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Or did you hope a human who happens to also use this site could answer you? Cuz the algorithm won’t give you the proper answer.

10 hours ago

Ask again later

Search on Google. It isn’t because this is a site based on a fortune-telling magic 8-ball toy that will answer with what you need.

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What are the fertile days of the menstrual cycle

12 hours ago

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Is cycle day 8 of menstrual cycle non fertile

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Is cycle day 8 not fertile

12 hours ago

Yes

Is cycle day 8 safe

12 hours ago

My sources say no

who kill my father

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

who kill my father

12 hours ago

Yes

Do I have cidp

13 hours ago

Yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

21 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If you need help with therapy, find a psychiatrist or try any hotlines available to talk to someone.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

This site is for entertainment purposes only; we take no responsibility for actions taken as a result of Magic 8's answers

1 day ago

It is certain

When you begin to pretend the magic 8-ball is a person or confuse the answers of an algorithm. You are hallucinating.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Mental heath needs to be treated urgently.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Dang, you are unbelievable and delusional. Site based on a foretell child toy.

1 day ago

It is certain

Wake up, face the reality. This is a magic 8-ball site. If you want to talk to your man or whatever gender is send them a message or see them in person.

1 day ago

It is certain

What did I say? You are pretending you’re talking to a person when you aren’t. I am not your person.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Wow so low you have to choose a married woman

1 day ago

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Point is ?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Point is ?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Exactly, this site was based on a foretell toy made for kids.

1 day ago

Most likely

Do I have ms

1 day ago

Ask again later

Do I have cidp

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

How fascinating

1 day ago

My sources say no

This site was based on a Mattel toy from the 50’s or 60’s called Magic 8 Ball. It is random. Statistics. Algorithm, capisce?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

But I guess you're too stupid. You don’t know the difference between an algorithm that generates random answers and a real person.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Stop pretending you are talking to your person. If you do really want to talk to them. Send them a message or see them in person.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

On this website, you won’t find a human talking to you. Just other users like you, but they aren’t your person.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

If you still haven’t figured out this is a magic 8-ball that generates answers like most likely, my sources say, my sources say yes, etc.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

If they are doing things to you. Why not contact them? Here you will only find generic algorithm answers.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Who do you think you are talking to? If you do want to talk to the person you think you’re talking to. You should message them directly.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

just another game because you have no plans for this evening, so you thought you would troll

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

why were you posting videos in my feed of how to unlock a door lock

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

the question i have is why am i supposed to care

1 day ago

It is certain

Yuck, stop it.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Should I M-a-s-t-u-r-b-a-t-e?

1 day ago

Most likely

why d you worry about my appearance more than i do

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Should I go

1 day ago

My reply is no

Should I go

1 day ago

Don't count on it

should i cook the chicken and mushrooms

1 day ago

Most likely

should i cook the chicken

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

should i cook the beef

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

why am I thinking about a idol being next to me, staring at me with desire in his eyes?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

why am I thinking about a idol being next to me, staring at me with desire in his eyes?

1 day ago

Ask again later

Not just yesterday but repeatedly by all of you

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

this is the problem, the lack of freedom and purposely eroding the value of my words by over riding my wishes

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Do you think turning up n the route i travel every day is a provocative act after i said i dont go where you are because i dont want to see you

1 day ago

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Ridiculous. Your brain is like a pea.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Did I leave a wet patch on the chair

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Congrats to whoever reads this next. Will they enjoy the fart conversation?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Super concentrated so should I send farts in a jar?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

How about now? Should I send farts in a jar?

2 days ago

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Should I send farts in a jar?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

It's later why are farts illegal?

2 days ago

My reply is no

why are farts illegal?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Tell me now are farts illegal?

2 days ago

Most likely

Are farts illegal?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Are farts illegal?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Junkieeeee, junkie.

2 days ago

Yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

All that because of cocaine. You guys should be addicted to Coca-Cola or chocolate instead. It's safer compared to cocaine.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

I heard the UK has Albanian drug dealers or mafia. Good luck with that. I am not from UK.

2 days ago

Yes

Kkkkkkkkkkkkkk go junkie

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

why are you so immature and obsessed with me, go away junkie

2 days ago

Most likely

will i be rid of this annoying person with their car toys

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

when are you masking do you eel bad for people who get the blame or is it justified in your head to survive and continue

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

whats with the nissan and mercedes obsession

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

nothing changes des it when your burberry ads turn up, same sh*t another day, im sick of it

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

whats with the Rs

2 days ago

Yes

Mr cream pie? The ice cream man or the person who works at a cake shop?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Are you nuts?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

You ask how I'm still alive, ask Mr cream pie. My anger is valid

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Are you the kind of who cares about what other people think or you are okay with they you get dressed?

2 days ago

Outlook good

But the most important is the fact you like this style.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

It depends on what kind of impression you would like other people to have.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Is Wearing A Baseball Cap Still Considered As Cool?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

The adm needs to intervene again. This site became a mess again.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Am I G-a-y?

2 days ago

Most likely

Will My Premium Bonds Win A Million Soon?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Will Glasgow Rangers Win The SPL This Season?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Will I Buy Steptoe & Son For £8?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Why the fvk did they force me into this job and keep turning up leave me the fvk alone

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

When the adm updated this website. They didn’t want this chaos and mess.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

No toxicity and bad language in here. Keep the manners.

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Your life happens outside the internet. So treat in person. Not spread venom here.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

No aggression in this site. Resolve your issues outside here.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Calm down.

2 days ago

Yes

Just fvk off before I get a restraining order against you

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why won't she leave me the fvk alone

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Who is this Krissy cvnt

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Get rid of your fvking women

2 days ago

Outlook good

Am I getting a new id

2 days ago

It is certain

Should I post it on facebook

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

How do you say I was looking for you when you were circling looking at me

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Is that what the video is about showing up

3 days ago

You may rely on it

He’s not a good person.

3 days ago

Ask again later

No, you wouldn’t like to meet Donald Trump. Believe me, he’s a megalomaniac.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is there life after death

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I ever meet donald trump

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Do I have cidp

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Do I have cidp

3 days ago

Very doubtful

I get it and I'm sorry

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will my hubby get the job

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will my hubby get the job

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Crystal clear

3 days ago

Ask again later

Crystal retinal

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I work tomorrow rather than today?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I work tomorrow rather than today?

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

A iesit bine endoscopia?

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Am suportat bine anestezia?

4 days ago

Ask again later

Am suportat bine anestezia?

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Am suportat bine anestezia?

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will the lodge sell soon

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

I self medicate and I hope won't have so many sideeffects.

4 days ago

Outlook good

Would S. Pale date me?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

will they realise telling someone they are safe when you are still putting your junk in their account is not the same as actually being or feeling safe and is part of the problem

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

4 days ago

Most likely

Will I have the baby tomorrow

4 days ago

My reply is no

Will I have the baby tomorrow

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I

4 days ago

Ask again later

Will thatbcompany reach out to

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I be truly happy?

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I ft show with Ariel today?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I ft show with Ariel today?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

will I ever be head of singing?

4 days ago

Outlook good

Do you think it will push him away to anyone else

4 days ago

Don't count on it

You like to be in control of everyone I have noticed

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Is he cheating

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

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