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Chi é tu?

2 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam me with cheap women ads. You that desperate

2 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Who cares

5 minutes ago

Cannot predict now

Is everything going to be ok at work?

33 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Did she

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Did that

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Who doesn’t want to be happy? I do want to be happy. I want, I do.

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Who doesn’t want to be happy? I do want to be happy.

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Who doesn’t want to be happy? I do!

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Thank you. I do hope so too.

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Am I going to still be happy in this life?

8 hours ago

Yes

Am I going to still be happy in this life?

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Am I going to still be happy in this life?

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Is everything going to be ok at work?

12 hours ago

My sources say no

So I want to make a fancy gift for my friend, but she didn't get me anything too expensive for my gift, so should I escape my gift idea to match here?

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Quem é você?

12 hours ago

Yes

I never asked for forgiveness, i dont know how you are allowed to do this day in day out but i want it stopped

12 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

its a narcissistic thing to do in my opinion to say you forgive someone because you are a good person even when they dont deserve forgiveness

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

i just want to be let alone not told you forgive me for reacting to the rubbish you send me

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

i dont care that everyday you say you forgive even when i dont deserve it

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

will my eff job application be approved?

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Some people simply aren’t a match and ever will be. They’re like water and oil.

14 hours ago

It is decidedly so

If I go to bingo tonight will I win big

16 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will I leave for better opportunities

16 hours ago

Most likely

Will I leave for better

16 hours ago

It is certain

Will I leave for better

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Will I leave

16 hours ago

It is certain

Should I leave

16 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I leave

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I leave

16 hours ago

Ask again later

Will I get a precaution

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will I get disciplined

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

Has y said I’m bullying her

16 hours ago

It is certain

Hocemo li Milovan i ja biti ponovo zajedno

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

does my mom love me

17 hours ago

Very doubtful

will i have children

18 hours ago

Outlook good

will i have children

18 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

will i do well in that role

18 hours ago

My sources say no

will i do well in that role

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

should i go with the position here i applied too

18 hours ago

It is certain

Does Emily miss me?

21 hours ago

Most likely

Do they have a plan

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I here Wendy does 4 for 100 should I reconsider the invite

23 hours ago

Most likely

I here Wendy does 4 for 100 shluld

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I get my money today?

1 day ago

Yes

Was that

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will she

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will he be mad

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

1 day ago

Ask again later

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

1 day ago

Most likely

Did bernice take mumu

1 day ago

Outlook good

Does bernice have mumu

1 day ago

My reply is no

Did bernice take mumu

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

the math isn't mathing

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

why do you spam someone with tv shows who doesnt have a television

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

G will I have children?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Why did me and Marc didn’t work

2 days ago

Most likely

Is it, though?

2 days ago

My reply is no

What movie should I watch?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

am I an elephant?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

do i like boy

2 days ago

Outlook good

do i like men

2 days ago

It is certain

pie is poo

2 days ago

Very doubtful

do i like men

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

do i like men

2 days ago

My reply is no

pie is poo

2 days ago

Without a doubt

do i like men

2 days ago

It is certain

do i like men

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

pie is

2 days ago

Yes

do i like women

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

do i like women

2 days ago

It is certain

do i like women

2 days ago

Outlook good

do i like women

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

do i like women

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should i go to bandjghjkuhyt6

2 days ago

Without a doubt

do i like women

2 days ago

Outlook good

do i like women

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

do i like women

2 days ago

Outlook good

do i like women

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

What fatal errors did General Edward Braddock make?

2 days ago

Yes

is branwen into women?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will she contact me?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Does she miss me?

2 days ago

Most likely

Her and I?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will I see John tomorrow

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I see John on friday

2 days ago

Ask again later

Did I get the parkland coaching job?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Did I get the parkland coaching job?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

I have a library of 4382 songs. I don’t get bored!!!

2 days ago

Outlook good

Listening to music on Spotify is my fuel!!!!

2 days ago

Ask again later

I am so pumped!!!!!

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I live to 75 years old?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will I live to 75 years old?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I play the power ball tomorrow

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I become a widower

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

It is certain

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Am I going to be ok?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Am I going to be ok?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Am I going to be ok?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is my boyfriend cheating on me

2 days ago

Most likely

Is my boyfriend cheating on me

2 days ago

Ask again later

Will my boyfriend dump me this summer

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will my boyfriend dump me

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will my boyfriend dump me

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Does maria have cancer

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Is my boyfriend at his dads place

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Is my boyfriend at his dads place

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Is my boyfriend cheating on me

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Is my boyfriend with his dad now

2 days ago

My reply is no

Is my boyfriend with his dad now

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Am i on my bed

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will Celtic Win The SPL This Season?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will Hearts Win The SPL This Season?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will i be rid of this person

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I leave Samira today

3 days ago

My reply is no

Should I leave Samira today

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Should I leave Samira today

3 days ago

My sources say no

Should I leave Samira today

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I win the lottery tonight?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Will I win the lottery tonight?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Am I pregnant?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Am I pregnant?

3 days ago

It is certain

G will I have success?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Shall I really push my luck and get my last ever bag from the albanians right now?

3 days ago

It is certain

Shall I really push my luck and get my last ever bag from the albanians right now?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall I really push my luck and get my last ever bag from the albanians right now?

3 days ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I push my luck and really get my final ever one from the Albanians now?

3 days ago

It is certain

Should I push my luck and really get my final ever one from the Albanians now?

3 days ago

Most likely

Should I push my luck and really get my final ever one from the Albanians now?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Most likely

Will Kiarna move soon

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Will Hearts Win The SPL This Season?

4 days ago

My reply is no

your agenda is rather sinister

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

it doesnt matter how many times your said it, it wont change the facts

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

why do you try to gaslight after forcing someone into a situation they never wanted and its blown up in your face

4 days ago

Ask again later

Will I get more subscribers after uploading my bts vlog?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will Hearts Win The SPL this season?

4 days ago

It is certain

Will Hearts Beat Rangers This Evening?

4 days ago

Outlook good

Will Rangers Draw With Hearts This Evening?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Will Rangers Beat Hearts This Evening?

4 days ago

My sources say no

Your jokes aren't very good and only come up to make it look like we are friends when we arent

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Are they connected to jamie?

4 days ago

Most likely

g to set me up

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Are those neighbours trying to set me up?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Are those neighbours trying to set me up?

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Are those neighbours trying to set me up?

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Am i having a negative reaction to the new medication

4 days ago

Most likely

what i do have is a low tolerance for false accusations i wasnt on here today while you were clearly, i was busy living my life

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

unless i have a brain scan, you cant actually say i have a small brain because you dont know

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

And I will stop talking to a stupid person with small brain.

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

i will leave you be as its not a level conversation with a dei person

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

i see you are in a special needs division from your responses, you have an agenda and when it doesnt work resort to name calling

4 days ago

Most likely

Kkkkkkkkkkl. Kkkkkkkkkk. Small brain.

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

woof woof barking mad or barking up the wrong tree

4 days ago

Yes

who are you talking to

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

You accused magic 8 ball earlier of cheating on you, etc. It isn’t real.

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

That’s fine. Keep pretending you’re talking to a person, but you will only have answers generated by algorithm.

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

you are stuck on a loop of pointless drivel im affraid, calling people crazy all day

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

This is sick. Magic 8 Ball isn’t a person to someone coming here and pretending it is.

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

so desperate to portray me as crazy, so sad. you must be worried

4 days ago

Yes

Obviously the magic 8 ball will only generate one of the 23 answers was programmed to say.

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Then why do they pretend they’re talking to a person?

4 days ago

Yes

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