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Stop hurting yourself

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Blah blah.

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Yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Most likely

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Better not tell you now

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Signs point to yes

Your chances are minimum. Like the statis.tics say…

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It is decidedly so

I am sorry but the algorithm lied to you.

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Yes

when will I win big money, tonight?

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when will I win big money tonight?

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It is certain

Whoa

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Don't count on it

It's what we have called you for years, mum and I because you are always around on a Friday to ruin the weekend

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As I see it, yes

Fvk up Friday you ruin every weekend

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As I see it, yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Without a doubt

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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It is certain

🤦‍♀️

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Very doubtful

🤷‍♀️

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Yes

Will we be lovers

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You may rely on it

Will we put a steel frame cabin at the farm this year?

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Better not tell you now

Will we put a granny flat at the farm?

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My sources say no

Will we put a log cabin at the farm?

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My sources say no

Should I apply for it

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Cannot predict now

Is it why you make stuff up when you don't know to try and believe you are intelligent

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My sources say no

What's your obsession with Chanel and other over priced tat

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I fired my employee for eating a hamburger during break was I within my rights?

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Don't count on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Outlook not so good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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My sources say no

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

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Cannot predict now

Ok fvk sue

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tell sue to fvk off to

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i hate you for what you have done over the last 3 years

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give me what i asked rom 3 years ago and leave

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instead o replacing people just never come here and leave me alone

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😮‍💨

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😮‍💨

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Why do you wait until I'm home or wake up in the morning to start with your nasty stuff and twist everything

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Does Gloria Marie French miss Jessica e Sinclair?

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Outlook good

why do i have to get so worked up for something to do be about that sicko and their women

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It is decidedly so

🥱

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Signs point to yes

Turkey neck ?

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Outlook not so good

Turkey neck ?

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Outlook good

Why do you spam me with ads for the company I'm about to be rejected for, hours before I'm made aware

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Very doubtful

yuohave caused this by forcing me into a place i didnt want to be and had no choice in

6 hours ago

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why did you stop my jobs except this one, it wasnt because its so great, what was it

6 hours ago

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why do you linger when i asked you to go away years ago

6 hours ago

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when i search for jobs your cr*ppy searches come up

6 hours ago

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i hope you do so i no longer have your absolute tat in my computer

6 hours ago

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Will faberge offer me the role on a trial basis

10 hours ago

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Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

11 hours ago

It is certain

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You spam my device with desperate dating that any normal non psychotic human finds repulsive and you think it's great because you are sick

13 hours ago

Most likely

You always brag you stop my job applications, it's your life achievement because you haven't amounted to anything yourself so you proudly brag that you try to make someone else a failure like you are

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

I never go where you are and actively avoid it so I never have to see you again but you can't do the same

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Go back to the west, you aren't ever welcome wherever I am in the world

13 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Given up on the stupid nebula stuff

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

Dating Korea's, seniors everything with a pulse. What happened to you to be so desperate mummy didn't love you enough

13 hours ago

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You are a pos

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

That's how awful you are with your sad pathetic dating ads

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You make me wish I was dead every time you turn up

13 hours ago

Most likely

I don't want to live if you are around

13 hours ago

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Fvk off

13 hours ago

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Who is this sad desperate cretin with their dating ads

13 hours ago

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