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At least you aren't spamming me with undressed women this year although you are trying to say everything you are doing isn't happening

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Trying to get me sectioned again, is that the plan, rule me up for a reaction to use

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

Do you know my name? Fvk off cvnt

1 hour ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will I be rid of this cretinous hacker

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

will natalie email me? Fvk off clown

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

When you read my private emails, spread your lies and force me out of jobs, it financially impacts me

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't know how many times the same thing needs to be repeated when you choose to put your fingers in your ears and believe a lie. I don't have a job, I don't get paid to tolerate a basket case hacker everday

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You think I'm constantly worrying about what little resource I have while having a secret stash of income? You think I wouldn't have dipped into it to cover my expenses already, dumb fvk

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

You think I wouldnt have quit this job if I had a choice. It's my life you are ruining. Fvk off. I don't get paid to tolerate your spamming

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Back to the bs of this being a job.

2 hours ago

Most likely

You put those names expecting them to mean something to me. You think I would suffer this bs for what exactly

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

am i obese? I don't fvking care. Stop changing what appears when I press go

2 hours ago

Yes

You spam me with names of people I do not know so quit being a cvnt

2 hours ago

Yes

Will I have a daughter with Lucy? At it again troll

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Maybe look into who's changing shows when I press go to something about people I don't know.

2 hours ago

It is certain

Spamming with prevent, I don't know any jihadi Jews, do you?

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Spamming with water as well, is it because of a certain individual or because I can't swim

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Back to spam me with upsetting things before sleep like most nights

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Is this how you deleted my personal emails about job and becoming a member at a particular synagogue

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

is it cold ?? Fvk off

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

And the fat jabs every time I get something to eat sicko

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Why the NHS sh ro ps hi re ads

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You change it every time s h r o p s h I r e

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

should i wat up for j ?? Fvk off

2 hours ago

Most likely

should i have stayed in london? Fvkoff

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

puppy end of may? Fvk off

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

how much money does simon kowel have? Fvk off clown

2 hours ago

Most likely

is callum a tranny?? Fvk off

2 hours ago

Yes

WHO WON THE WAR? Fvk off

2 hours ago

My sources say no

You need to leave me alone.

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why am I getting Christmas and boxers shorts?

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

You right this because mine had advance ms symptoms n her episode like she had at the start of last year, brought on by the stress of having to come back here.

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

You are sick

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will Mum live for another year?

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will he message?

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Do we go to jay z tonight?

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Do we go to jay z tonight?

5 hours ago

Most likely

Do we go to jay z tonight?

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Do we go to jay z tonight?

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

Do we go to jay z tonight?

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Do we go to jay z tonight?

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do we go to jay z tonight?

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

will we get married? Fvk off

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

4 fold? Fvk off

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall I try and get one from J now? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Yes

Stop changing what I write, I post it on here before you change it again with an insult

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I'm not playing guess who, just fvk off.

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

am i a dee?? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

should i give up on love? Leave me alone and stop changing what I write

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

These actions along with daily spamming on here, sharing my personal emails or calls are the behaviours of a psychopath

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shredded my toy rabbit from when I was baby

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why are you that obsessed with me that you cut my clothes up and urinated over my walls and paintings?

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

For two years

8 hours ago

Yes

What kind of sicko goes through someone's bedroom and breaks their things, steals their jewelry then spams them online about it

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Been doing it for two years, obsessed with knowing what I miss the most

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Stop asking what item I miss that was taken from me

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

My grandfather had dementia he used to talk about going to Edinburgh. He wasn't anywhere near as bad as your symptoms

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will a lot of things happen when I go back to aUCKLAND?? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Outlook good

is this c on here ????? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Outlook good

John wants Carly ??? Fvk off

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Who's the overnight sicko putting thinks they believe I have phobias against in my feed then moaning they were set up when I didn't react.

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Not with me you won't.

9 hours ago

Without a doubt

G will I have success?

9 hours ago

Outlook good

I’m sick of you all, fvk off

10 hours ago

My reply is no

Last time you did that you put them through the letter box and before in my car

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Spamming my feet with rats this week fvk off

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Who is it stopping service

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming with navy ads, no navy guys I know needs to tell me. He's not compensating for anything he's not.

14 hours ago

Cannot predict now

The worst part is you think it's funny hacking me to get a reaction. What did you say before, that by doing it until I react, reacting proves I care

14 hours ago

My reply is no

No mature sane person who act so pathetically, changing what I write

14 hours ago

It is certain

Unwelcome spaz

14 hours ago

Ask again later

Fvking nerd

14 hours ago

It is certain

My mum said you aren't even worth it when you annoyed her with your pathetic bs.

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

v?? Fvk off changing what I write you are a cretin

14 hours ago

Most likely

Go to Dublin and leave me alone

14 hours ago

Outlook good

You annoyed mum and I all last year with your need sht

14 hours ago

My sources say no

You are obsessed with a guy and for some reason you have attached me into your insanity

14 hours ago

My reply is no

h??? Fck off with your h bs

14 hours ago

Yes

Take your marine biology articles and fvk off.

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

Sick in the head.

15 hours ago

It is certain

You think you can treat people are you like as long as you can afford to pay them off

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Why did I have lab stuff in my searches all of last year when I never looked at it

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why do you spam about 4 mil and moving overseas

15 hours ago

Signs point to yes

.??.? will emget perfusion job

15 hours ago

Most likely

Sick in the head and I don’t have time in my life for this, I’m not busy but I still don’t have time

15 hours ago

Outlook good

Why did you change what I wrote to killing yourself,

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Nothing worse than an obsessed stalking with anger issues and believes their intrusions are valid and turn nasty when their weak character is threatened

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Overriding my filters and searches, I don’t care about boring science. Go away whoever you are

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Last year when we moved you science sht started to appear

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Last year when we moved you science sht started to appear

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

can I trust a magic 8 ball? Changing what I write yet you believe I’m the jealous one

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Spamming my feed with jealousy and phama, I don’t know who you are. Go away. How can someone be jealous of someone they don’t even know? Clown

15 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming my feed with jealousy and Obama, I don’t know who you are. Go away. How can someone be jealous of someone they don’t even know? Clown

15 hours ago

Yes

Who am I Won the Champions League but not the Premier League. Played under Rafa Benitez, Roy Hodgson, Brendan Rodgers, Stuart Pearce, Mark Hughes, Jose Mourinho. Played with Christian Benteke, Jonjo Shelvey, James Milner, Ryan Giggs, Wayne Rooney, Marcus Rashford. ?? Changing what I write again

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You cling onto me for some reason but all you are doing is weighing me down with your bs everyday

16 hours ago

My sources say no

Hacking, threatening, stalking or hanging up on me doesnt mean you are welcome in my life

16 hours ago

Ask again later

The only way you can try to get to me is by hacking. Not welcome and never will be

16 hours ago

Most likely

Am i still hers? Fvk off you clown

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Trying to gaslight me that I made everything up yesterday and nothing has ever happened in my entire life. Fvk off

16 hours ago

Without a doubt

And your obsession with my mother's things fvk off

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take your rugby sevens and go the get out

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Did he realise he was being judgmental the last few weeks? Fvk off clown

16 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Who knows me or who I know is none of your business so grow up and fvk off

16 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you spamming me with a montage of thinks you believe you know about people you suspect are around me

16 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

19 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

19 hours ago

Ask again later

Shall i do the ultimate and get one final bag ever from the Albanians

19 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is b

19 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Does she have a role in my life still?

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does she have a role in my life still?

20 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does she have a role in my life still?

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does she miss me?

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does c fancy me

22 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Stop changing what I write you nasty freak

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Why for the last few years have you tried to gaslight me?

23 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You and your sad gang of nitwits cause me so much distress.

23 hours ago

It is certain

Is Paul still single ? Which Paul? Go fish somewhere else you troll.

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are sick to do this to me all the time for years with your different recruits. Event spring last year doing this to get a reaction and lie about me

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Then you change what I rewrote to some bs about and Alan and a peter

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Living in survival mode from your handywork

23 hours ago

Ask again later

You purposely trigger me, cause brain fog and sleepless nights

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

are ya a real person? Fvk off

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

You were horrible to me last year and started spamming my mothers devices as well causing us both distress. Leave me alone

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

I need you to leave me alone, you make me Ill with your little recruits. Constant headaches, anxious, stressed, cptsd

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Obsessed with the term fumbled or similar about ANY guy you are aware has been around me or in a business. What is this obsession with me and how do I get you to leave me alone, you cause me distress

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Also spamming about calling a guy shriek

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why are you obsessed with fertility spamming

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

What's in attleborough

24 hours ago

It is decidedly so

July... ish

1 day ago

Without a doubt

I’m a good person, despite what Aaron did to me.

1 day ago

Most likely

Does he fancy me

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

G will I have success?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

G will I Half success?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

It’s a beautiful and sunny afternoon around here :)

2 days ago

Most likely

It’s a beautiful and sunny afternoon around here :)

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

G will I have another girlfriend?

2 days ago

Outlook good

G will I have another girlfriend?

2 days ago

Ask again later

Stop changing what I post and fvk off when I try exposing your bs

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Take your dating ads and fvk off

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

me

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I look nice in my bikini for holiday? Fvk off

2 days ago

Ask again later

Take your Simon sinek and your other deflecting bs and fvk off

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Does he know he's revoltingly ugly and a disgusting human and no amount of time will change that

2 days ago

Most likely

Today will go smoothly.

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall I take the ultimate risk and get one final ever bag from the albanians right now?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Fvk off

3 days ago

Yes

Fvking nerd with the fisher scientific

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Fvking creep

3 days ago

My sources say no

Which company are you doing this from

3 days ago

Yes

Pathetic human

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

does carol eckert love me? Fvk off

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

will i get a new job soon? Fvk off cvnt

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Take yous bs and fvk off, I'm sick of you. Hiding behind a screen never the balls to come up to me and talk and the drugs or crap you say on here

3 days ago

Most likely

will today go OK?? Fvk off cvnt

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

will i get married?? Fvk off

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will we go to the august meeting together m? Fvk off cvnt

3 days ago

You may rely on it

I wish a black hole would swallow you

3 days ago

Ask again later

Take your science bs and fvk off

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i really take the ultimate risk and.try and get my fimal ever bag from the albanians once Conor goes to work?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

will jonny message me by 5.15 pm 2/4/14 ?? Fvk off cvnt

3 days ago

Most likely

What's fisher scientific

3 days ago

Ask again later

Peter Birch is mean to Ben Thompson? I don't care fvk fof

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i really take the ultimate risk ams.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i really take the ultimate risk ams.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Do you see how sick in the head you are along with your little gang of nitwits around the country, waiting to see what I do next or how what I say can be used to their advantage and denounce their actions

3 days ago

Yes

Why do I need Durex ads when my setting as personalised and this is not something I’m looking up

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Instead of saying what is suitable you hide and play games.

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Will we get mortgage offer ? So mature changing what I write.

3 days ago

Yes

You are a coward, I’m asking you what I’d suitable to give back and you hide then will spam me in a few hours until I react like usual.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

You still haven’t answered on what I should give back to you on any of the counts mentioned below, there are others that we are all aware of

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

I won’t apologise yet to people who deserve an apology because an apology is genuine and is a conscious effort to not repeat the same mistake. I can’t do that if you do the same thing for days on end until I react.

3 days ago

Yes

What about spamming me to get a reaction then omitting your provocations and using my reaction as evidence to support your opinion that I’m a terrible person.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Hounding me out of a company and industry, then doing it again twice more for in different industries, what would be suitable to give back

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

I ask because it’s not being about being a professional victim as you like to label but to ask what is a suitable expectation to give back after receiving yours

3 days ago

You may rely on it

How would you give back to spreading malicious lies about myself to ruin my name and link me to married men who I’ve never met.

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I’m waiting for the answers as you have been typing over, I have published it though.bit of a coward to always hide

3 days ago

Most likely

I think I give back on here when you spam me with nasty s e x toys and wedding dresses

3 days ago

Yes

What about stealing my jewellery and urinating over my bedroom while I was working elsewhere give back

3 days ago

Don't count on it

What would using my email to sign up to lesbian things despite only being attracted to men give back

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

What would breaking into my emails and ganging up on a person across a country give back

3 days ago

Most likely

Kabbalah teaches it's balance: what you create, reality gives back.

3 days ago

Yes

Not hurting the person foot, what do you think about that?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

So they can’t paint anymore

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

If they are a painter, an eye for an eye would mean to hurt their hand

3 days ago

Ask again later

The rabbi said, if you are a runner and someone hurts your foot so you can’t run anymore

3 days ago

Yes

Do you believe in an eye for an eye

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Do you have a certificate

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

What’s with the Stannah stairlift bs

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

How do you know my emails an hour before they arrive

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Mamas and papas

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

And NCA rubbish

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

What’s with your faking temu

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I get a job in London this year as I’m not ever going back into cs

3 days ago

My sources say no

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