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If you are going to spam me, at least do it with hot Jewish men

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Is this what you have to offer the world

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 hour ago

It is certain

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 hour ago

Outlook good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 hour ago

Don't count on it

Actually I don't care,. I care you spread lies about me that I like you when I thought you were creep old man

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why did you become obsessed with me

2 hours ago

Outlook good

This level of bs didn't turn up before I left that company

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Not going on about your junkie drugs yet then, you damage people

2 hours ago

Outlook good

You spam with dating ads then change what I write if it exposed you

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Am I supposed to understand the messages

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I don't know, but good luck and may things get better for you.

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why does nothing make sense

4 hours ago

Most likely

Why does it happen like before Syria

4 hours ago

Yes

Why does someone always pop in before ops but they are talking to someone else, why do they waste time in my devices when theya re wanting to speak to someone else

4 hours ago

Yes

Who is this pharma troll

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Bit controlling to try and decide who was allowed to date me and no regard for people feelings who are nothing to do with you.

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you ban a guy from dating me then go on about your boyfriend

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Who's the arm wrestler guy

6 hours ago

Ask again later

Who's Hollie?

6 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does Hollie still want to strangle me? Why did you change the a r s e n a l question to this

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why the ads again for the private investigators? Something to do with yesterday's men and women?

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I hope everyone on this site has a nice day.

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Are you trapping me here until you have paid off your debts and using me as a cash cow

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Didn't you say last January what in it for me?

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you always so desperate for money all the time.

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

will i get a pay rise in work- all you care about is what you get

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Who is this h person you are obsessed with

8 hours ago

Yes

It's stupid, especially the issues with me leaving when you forced me here against my will

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

hhhhhh? FFS take your Donna bs to and grow away, I don't care about some Harvey TV show or your obsession with thinking I want someone else's man

8 hours ago

Most likely

Why are they allowed to prevent me get a job and not stopped repeatedly when I call it out for years then I

8 hours ago

My sources say no

Why are you obsessed with me? You tell people where i am and what I'm doing. What does group stalking achieve

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You changed what I wrote on here to ask about time. Are you dying and think you can do what you like to someone and not face the consequences

10 hours ago

It is certain

When I went to get a haircut, or the supermarket so civilian people turned up

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

To the people who caused this when I travelled

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Did you give out my location

10 hours ago

My reply is no

is ths the first time uve had me?what does this mean and why is it important that you remove my words

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

is ths the first time uve had me?

10 hours ago

Outlook good

The one who said they own me

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

The one who said the jobs were too good for me and stopped them

10 hours ago

My reply is no

Were you saying I was asking for too big salary last year when it was below minimum wage

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Some other creep and the reason why I have security bubbles around me

10 hours ago

Most likely

Are you the weirdo who turned up in the lambo, Ferrari, the and other super cars? The one with the private plates on your silver cars

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

What kind of person is doing that to someone and them spams them with me me me crap

10 hours ago

Yes

I don't even know you and you still have to tell me about yourself.

10 hours ago

Most likely

Always me me me with you. Hack my computer to write about yourself

10 hours ago

My sources say no

should i wash my hair - really what you change it to

10 hours ago

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Happy for people to make up lies and slander my name but when they bring you or your family into it them you act. Selfish.

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I'm sick of this bs, you forced me here and trapped me. Only care if I say I'll go elsewhere to sort it as you can't control it and you look bad, nothing about doing the right thing just about yourself as always. You failed me

10 hours ago

It is certain

Whats the pont with these ads, for three years you have done nothing and wasted my life, put me in the worst possible situation and sit watching your vile work. Fake pretending you are doing something is bs

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

What was the point of stopping my emails

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I have to retake f7- how about retake English language to us erstand what fvk off means instead of changing what I write

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Are you going to compensate me when you stop my jobs or spread your stories to force me out and recruit your little gang to get me fired if possible

11 hours ago

Yes

Purposely stop my ability to get a job then blame me for it

11 hours ago

Most likely

No respect for me yet get upset when I don't respect you.

11 hours ago

Yes

You knew the red lines and crossed them

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't know who you are but a cretin in my computer, a coward who hides behind a screen while purposely causing me distress and repeatedly doing the same thing. Forced us here and stay to ruin my life fvk u

11 hours ago

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Call me the problem when you won't leave me alone

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Always begging for me to not seek revenge when you violated my devices and life. Carry on doing it after begging for me to drop it

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take your Roman clothes and do one creep

11 hours ago

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Now you hang around because you are paranoid I know too much about you while trapping me

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Forced us here and blamed us for it. Fvk you

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Fvk off temu

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Say someone doesn't want to be fixed when you are holding them down is beyond words stupid

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

You trap me then say I don't want to change. You gaslight me and say I'm the toxic one for reacting.

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

You follow me around the country and say I'm the problem.

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do you try to change the narrative when you stop and and I'm doing everything I can to get away from you. You lie

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Haven't got enough holiday travel money and need to stop me to earn your pocket money

14 hours ago

Very doubtful

Looking to earn 50p and tell people where I have applied or what for? Vulture

14 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Who is this with the stair lift and travel insurance.

14 hours ago

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Take your Iraqi looking Lidl carrying guy and the old Iranian looking man with the moustache

14 hours ago

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Go hack someone else's phone and tell them about your cream pies and latex

14 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why you looking for pagans alter supplies

14 hours ago

My sources say no

Why did you encourage the black guy? Do you see how fvked in the head you are

15 hours ago

It is certain

Calling me fat when I get changed or wash and making comments on my body, don't be surprised if you get it back. You like to make it about you anyway especially when it's my figure being discussed

15 hours ago

Outlook not so good

G will have another girlfriend?

15 hours ago

It is certain

G will have another girlfriend?

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

G will have another girlfriend?

15 hours ago

Cannot predict now

F a t b a s t a r d trousers go away

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Take Your science freak and go away.

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Tell him to stop searching me online the freak

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Force me back here, then use the same method to prevent me leave. Take that ugly Anthony creep and go away

15 hours ago

My sources say no

Bunch of vultures feeding off of any information you get on my life. It's scabby

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go hack someone else's phone and tell ruin their life instead

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Christian marriage, go away. Never into the goyim

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Stannah stairlfot

15 hours ago

Most likely

K harris

15 hours ago

My reply is no

Then get some black guy to ask me out?

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you tell him he's not allowed to date me

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

It wasn't about the guy, it was about forcing me

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

No normal secure person would encourage men you know I wouldn't ever date to as me out because you are too insecure and need to control someones life

16 hours ago

My reply is no

If you are so secure in your life and I'm so much beneath you, why do you keep tabs on me and won't leave me alone

16 hours ago

My reply is no

Life when I get changed or eat then you spam me with weight loss or put nasty posts relating to physical appearance

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You have to create a life np one would want by stopping me to make yourself feel better

16 hours ago

It is certain

Is it why you drive past and constantly monitor me

16 hours ago

Yes

Why do you stop guys from dating me then brag about not being jealous of someone's life you would never want

16 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why did they force me back here and stop us leave

16 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you fire cheaters

18 hours ago

Outlook good

Sverre or Chris

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

It is certain

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Do it with the right people

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Blasi and I were in

1 day ago

Outlook good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

Yes

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

My sources say no

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

Ask again later

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Waters why are you obsessed with homelessness

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

I like having a small circle of people, because you seem shady

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Then the next it's better being single, are you trying to split people up

1 day ago

Without a doubt

One minute it's if they bring stress into your life, dump them

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Why do you spam With reasons to be single and why men are bad?

1 day ago

It is certain

Is it boy

1 day ago

My reply is no

Is it wrong

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

How am I going to die

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

What am I supposed to do with it? I'm not a cryptographer, tell me what the message is from this nonsense

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

All you do is spam me ith cruise holidays, engagement rings or jesus.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Why are you so obsessed with me for, I don't know you. I have a small circle of people I know and a larger circle I respect. I don't think you fit into either.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Like last year, rolling out the silly excuses I ask for too much to justify ruining an opportunity and preventing me leave.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

If you haven't decided on your ring by now then maybe it's a sign. Just saying.

1 day ago

Yes

2 years and 8 months of engagement ring spamming

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do you stop me and trap me in a place I never wanted to be

1 day ago

Outlook good

I'm not here to make your life decisions, I don't even know you but you won't leave me alone

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Should I divorce JASON- who's Jason and why are you changing what I write to ask me fr

1 day ago

Ask again later

Why do you keep putting engagement rings ads in my phone,

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

So much prejudice.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

I want to be around my own people and not still putting up with Christian goyim

1 day ago

My reply is no

You people give me cabin fever

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will I get out of here soon and away from these people

1 day ago

Outlook good

Who's the schmuck who supports the gunners football

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Did he actually cheat on me

2 days ago

It is certain

Did he actually cheat on me

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have success?

2 days ago

My sources say no

G will I be good?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

G will I be good?

2 days ago

Ask again later

G will I have success?

2 days ago

My reply is no

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have children with someone other than Kongka?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

G do I already know my future wife?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

G will I get married?

2 days ago

It is certain

G will I stay with Kongka?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

G will I stay with Kongka?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

G will I have another girlfriend?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Will I be rid of this Simon sinek looking creep with their water bs

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should I buy a revcomps ticket?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will this nightmare be over soon so I can live again

2 days ago

You may rely on it

You forget when you rummage about my devices it brings your algorithm with it

2 days ago

Very doubtful

I don't need to investigate anyone as I don't care enough.

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Why do I have bark quote ads for private investors

2 days ago

My sources say no

Was it natalinia this whole time ?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Also don't need to know about your sausage dog either no offence

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go spam someone else about rich men, I'm not a gold digger

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do they put their likes in my devices and expect me to like it when I dont

3 days ago

Ask again later

G will I be good?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I get a haircut

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will she

3 days ago

Yes

Does she like someone else

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Does she

3 days ago

It is certain

Will she be in my life

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you begging for a nickname. They only get them if they are the best or absolutely awful.

3 days ago

Yes

Why do you change what I write

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Why were you in London over the weekend

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

G could Meni be interested in me?

3 days ago

Outlook good

And yes, I am not pregnant. I went to the gynecologist to treat an insistent yeast infection.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

I had my glucose tolerance test today, and until the results come in, I’m afraid my gynecologist will find out a prediabetes. Fingers crossed it will be normal.

3 days ago

My sources say no

He knew I liked him from the second I saw him so quit your sh*t and leave me alone

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are aware I like a guy and have done for two years

3 days ago

Without a doubt

I hope that answers your silly little question

3 days ago

Yes

I would rather kill myself than being anywhere near you

3 days ago

My reply is no

G will I be with Meni?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Do they understand I would rather rotten in bed as their existence in my life is worse than death

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will they leave soon so I can live again

4 days ago

Don't count on it

You wonder why I last out when I'm surrounded by people I hate

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

I have been asking for them to leave for well over a year

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I be rid of this boconept creep

4 days ago

Most likely

Will he do well

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Will he do well

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will he do well

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Do i have spinal stenosis

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Do i have spinal stenosis

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get the job

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do i have spinal.stenosis

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Do i have spinal.stenosis

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

They only care when its about them, my guy friend cares when it's about me

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

They only care when its about them, my guy friend cares when it

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Drugs and people in the same sentence? It will get wrong.

4 days ago

Outlook good

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