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Same with the stannah stairlift

31 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

You do this on purpose. Fvk off

32 minutes ago

Yes

Why are you spamming with engagement ring and breastfeeding again

32 minutes ago

Most likely

Spamming with dating women, sicko. I only like Jewish men to have a Jewish family

44 minutes ago

My sources say no

is there any way to improve my arthritis? I don't care

46 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Bondage outfits and women. You dirty creep

47 minutes ago

Outlook good

Why did you spam me with s e x toy ads

48 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

crab for dinner? Fvk off unkosher

48 minutes ago

Without a doubt

You wonder why I'm furious at this sht. You don't even remember the sick lies you say and the things you forced into my feed.

49 minutes ago

Very doubtful

You must be desperate for some reason and I don't care, just leave me alone along with your mental creeps desperate to know what I'm doing next

51 minutes ago

Most likely

What fvked up human lies about this and spamms with dead baby charities two years in a row

52 minutes ago

Yes

Even said your had a baby that died which is another sick lie

53 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Two years you played the stupid pregnancy card along with the lie about dying of cancer, being married yet wanting every guy around to text you. All along being obsessed with whatever I do.

53 minutes ago

Outlook good

Why do you spam me and hack my words

55 minutes ago

My reply is no

What do you even do other than think you look like a vicar

58 minutes ago

My reply is no

Will he text me tonight? How about fvk off

1 hour ago

Outlook good

Probably going to try to use my reaction on here as evidence I am the problem, omitting you are the cause

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Your issues aren't my problem and have been asked to leave me alone many times egotistical

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

Two years of spamming about babies

1 hour ago

Most likely

Forced me here and try to control me to get yourself and your little friends off the hook. Fvk you

1 hour ago

Yes

Self-centered: Focusing almost entirely on oneself and personal advantage.Boasting: Frequently talking about personal achievements, looks, wealth, or status.Lack of Empathy: Showing little concern for the feelings or viewpoints of others

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Spamming me with your cant get pregnant isn't my fcking problem egotistical sharing things

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

Fvk off temu

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Certain companies and departments showing when it's completely unrelated to anything I look at. What a fcking surprise

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Crashed my email account what a fcking surprise

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Where the fvk is marlow

2 hours ago

My reply is no

Take your obsession with trying to make me homeless, owning me or controlling my life against my interests and wishes and fvk off

3 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Someone who acts as you do should be in a facility, not allowed to do these activity or live with freedoms you are clearing not worthy of

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

I don't know if you have always had the mental age of a child but I suspect you put on a show to avoid accountability

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

You shouldn't be a problem in my life because you aren't welcome in it

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

How many years are you are your jumped up little friends going to try to recreate the same problems then blame me for not accepting your lies and bs

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Does Michael still like me? Fvk off

3 hours ago

Most likely

If I wanted children I would do something to make it happen, I shouldn't have to deal with a mental case intrusion

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I don't care who you think you are or what self inflated ego you have, you are toxic to do this and to encourage others to do so

3 hours ago

My reply is no

No one should have to tolerate you against their will.

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I'm not the only one who needs painkillers to deal with you. You do this to me then blame me for reacting to your bs

3 hours ago

Yes

You make me need to be medication for pain because you cause so much distress with you little fvking recruits

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You make me need pain medication from you constant intrusion

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will I get pregnant this cycle? Fvk off

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You are a fvking headache

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Stop preventing me with being with my own kind and having to tolerate this bs daily. I fvking hate you and wish you would fvk off

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Turning hyper after reading my emails that are private and I haven't given you permission to view

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

Stop changing what I write and leave me alone instead of changing what I write

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I shouldn't have to put up with your stuff in my account or your nasty fvked up obsession telling people what I'm doing and being hyper at me when you see an email

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Is that what the dark web posts were about

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you pretend to be a child at school are you a predator

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I hope today goes smoothly.

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will Emily message me soon?

6 hours ago

Outlook good

Will Duncan message me back

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will Duncan message me back

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will Duncan message me back

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will Duncan message me back

6 hours ago

Ask again later

Will Duncan message me back

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will Duncan message me back

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Is Emily thinking about us?

6 hours ago

Outlook good

Does that

6 hours ago

My sources say no

Like spamming with certain companies all weekend, you are nothing but a cretin and a desperate one at that. Giving out conversations I had on my phone to people it was about

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

stop looking into my private accounts then spamming with memes about g-d putting blocks in my way when it’s you

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Take your greene king and do one

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Change what I write from normality to your stupidity then try to stop it twice from being exposed

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Are nick and ali star-crossed lovers? You think you are Shakespeare? I think you are a bird brain inbred who won’t leave me alone

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Are nick and ali star-crossed lovers? You think you are Shakespeare? I think you are a bird brain inbred who won’t leave me alone

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I post send the rubbish you didn’t change so others can see what stupidity I’m dumped with everyday

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You are like a foie gras farmer! Ramming your bs down my throat

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Literally don’t care about you or any of this tripe you force onto me

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming about your sister in law then changing it again,

11 hours ago

My sources say no

will zach break up with his girlfriend tonight? Clown

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

s? Why do I care about an s for. Fking clown

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you spamming my feed about betrayal?

11 hours ago

Yes

Is he nervous

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Does he love me

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Does he love me

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I want to sleep in peace without nightmares or intrusive thoughts.

19 hours ago

As I see it, yes

No bad dream today, please.

19 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Does Jill miss me?

19 hours ago

Cannot predict now

“ Cause she's so high High above me She's so lovely She's so high Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite 'Cause she's so high High above me”

23 hours ago

Most likely

should i bet higher

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

should i bet higher

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

should i bet higher

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

should i bet more

1 day ago

Outlook good

Fyi this is the polite version

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Whos stopping my emails, fix it I have a verification email last night and today not arrived stop being a cvnt

1 day ago

Outlook good

I didn't do cardio today. I only trained. I was so tired.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

I am so tired from the gym.

1 day ago

Yes

With him

2 days ago

Without a doubt

With him

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I ever know true love

2 days ago

Yes

Will I know what real love is with him

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Is he going to love me

2 days ago

Outlook good

Are we building for the future

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Are the others going to find out

2 days ago

My sources say no

Are we going to be happy

2 days ago

Yes

Are we going to be happy

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Is he excited to see me

2 days ago

You may rely on it

It is hot and dry around here.

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I go out

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I repack bag

2 days ago

Ask again later

Paper tiger springs to mind.

3 days ago

Without a doubt

You don't own me like you professed to me, if you did you wouldn't be paranoid to hacking me multiple times a day to check who I talk to

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

If you did get away with preventing me and claiming you own me then when do you keep checking in on me.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

100-0 Vs 1-1 then bragging you get away with it when you spam my feed

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Stopping me live my life and then paranoid for your own actions.

3 days ago

Most likely

Sht on people then are paranoid about the consequences.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

so we cld be together?i should cocoa ? Fvk off

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Stop trying to manage my life or control me to manipulate a situation you created, go fvk yourself.

3 days ago

You may rely on it

If living my life makes you jealous or uncomfortable then fvk off, I don't care about you.

3 days ago

My sources say no

My life shouldn't be hindered because of other people so fvk off.

3 days ago

Outlook good

My life shouldn't be hindered because of other people so fvk off.

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Preventing me go to a certain location I plan on moving to. Fvk off. You are crossing a line.

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Take your stair lift and fvk off

3 days ago

My sources say no

Why the fvk did their ads pop up I left that place

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will I see Callum again

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will Thomas be my boyfriend?

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Obsessed with me, knives and any guy that works around me. It's not a good combination

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Will I be working this week? Go away

4 days ago

My sources say no

Stop with the stupid videos about having snipers in my garden, it's stupid.

4 days ago

Very doubtful

is it just him ? Go away. Stop trying to talk to me. You sicko

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

The fact the only way you can get to me is hacking speak volume of how much you are welcome

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

You upset me and do it on purpose,leave me alone

4 days ago

It is certain

Just get lost freak, claiming you are rage baiting a friend, you are a stranger freak

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

is she going to pick the other guy, or am i going to take him myself? *pink girl* go away

4 days ago

My sources say no

Maybe go to the shop for a long weight, that should keep you busy and out of my life. For a bit

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Am i useless? Go away, leave me alone. You are as much use to my life as sky hooks

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

You slipped through the evolutionary net.

4 days ago

It is certain

You waste everyone's time with your childish obsession over me, just fvk off back to the zoo and hang out with the animals

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does jp loves me? Go back to the zoo with the rest of the animals

4 days ago

Yes

Spamming with look a likes of people who worked around me, achieves what exactly? You are nothing and they are working so, take this pathetic game you play and shove it

4 days ago

My reply is no

There's a reason why you are doing it so say what it will take to be rid of you

4 days ago

Don't count on it

What's it going to take to be rid of you

4 days ago

My reply is no

Why do you fill my feed with everything I dislike apart from yourself

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Take your stupid cartoons and your stupid drugs and go away

4 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

4 days ago

It is certain

I hope you guys have a nice morning/ afternoon or evening ( in my case the afternoon is ending and we’re getting night).

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Do i order a chinese for my dinner

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do i order a chinese for my dinner?

4 days ago

Most likely

Do i order a chinese for my dinner?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

I still can't figure out where you are located though. Not that I care, just to avoid the physical version

4 days ago

Without a doubt

I'm guessing you have seen my emails and have been doing things while I was out

4 days ago

It is certain

You never spam when you think you are in trouble, cretin

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

You only spam when you think you have won whatever you are planning to mess my life up

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Was he the one? Clown on the run. Go away

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with videos of men playing with themselves this morning sicko

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Is he at gym? Stalker creep

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Ridiculous your stupid spamming, changing what I write like a toddler

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

What would Calum hogkinson say if I asked him out ? Clown escaped the circus

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you so insecure that you ban me

4 days ago

My reply is no

100/0 London 1/1 not London. Corrupt

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Google Google Google Google Google fvk off Google Google Google Google Google Google Google Google Google Google Google

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Why did you delete the email from personal account my rabbi

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Who the fvk is national physical laboratory

4 days ago

My reply is no

Why don't they just leave me alone

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Is it just a coincidence or is it a two faced snake?

5 days ago

Yes

What's with the drawings, you weren't welcome last year so why do you expect a different reception this time

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Should I go see Selina?

5 days ago

It is certain

efeffffffeeeefefeef?? Absolutely pathetic

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming me about their sister, I don't care. Leave me alone.

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

I'm sick of having to deal with this clown every day, turning up within minutes of I receive emails to then use against me.

5 days ago

Yes

Transient Wealth: Material goods are seen as tools to perform good deeds, not goals in themselves.

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

What's with the Chanel obsession? I don't care

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Constantly telling me about your men, I don't care and don't go for soiled goods

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Obsessed telling me about yourself when I don't care

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go are a troll hack

5 days ago

Yes

Go S t r a t f o r d go away

5 days ago

It is certain

Changing what I write go for your l u x I r y ma SS age lo nd o n

5 days ago

Most likely

Will he stop avoiding me? I don't care

5 days ago

Outlook good

will he return his app? I dont care

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Go away

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Did you know this would happen ?? I don't care

5 days ago

Outlook good

Does Katherine light love me? Why spam me.

5 days ago

Without a doubt

And stop with your dark web rubbish, no one cares

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

I will never forgive or forget it. Never, so don't act surprised that I hate you

5 days ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force me here and trap us

5 days ago

Yes

What is Baxter engineering

5 days ago

Most likely

“ We'll get in your car and you'll lean to kiss me We'll talk for hours and lie on the backseat Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh Uh-huh, uh-huh And then one random night when everything changes You won't reply and we'll go back to strangers Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh”

5 days ago

Most likely

Shall i really drain the till and get one final bag from the albanians now?

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

5 days ago

It is certain

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

5 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

5 days ago

It is certain

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

5 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

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