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- -“ tsk

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Get out of my phone and go away

5 hours ago

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Fvk off with your coffee machines, just because I've been on the phone to the doctor doesn't give you a g-d given right to hound me fvk off

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Stop erasing my words and fvk off with you sht everyday.

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

will i move in with archana? Leave me alone

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Why is this sicko allowed to continue to hound me year in year out. They stop my jobs financially trapped me and try to trigger me everyday then call their friends when they are told to stop.

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will Afghanistan win cricket match against Bangladesh today

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will Afghanistan win cricket match against Bangladesh today

6 hours ago

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Stop erasing my words. You hate me I don't carem my mum hated you and what you are doing to me leave me alone

6 hours ago

My sources say no

Will he come back to me? Go away

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don't need your targeted bs everyday this year or last. It's mental torture this year and last while I was trying to get mum and I away from here while you did this to me.

6 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Take your woe is me bs along with your friends you call up after someone speak to you.

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Take you Shtty wood cutting and coffee machines and get out

6 hours ago

Most likely

I'm cold, tired and fed up of this.

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Why are they trapping me here and hounding me everyday

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why can't they leave me alone to get a job and be able to live like a normal person so how I currently have to

6 hours ago

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Who is this coffee machine person who came back in my phone along with dell

6 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Most likely

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

It is certain

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

Most likely

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I get away from these people in my phone doing the same horrible things as last year since we were forced here

7 hours ago

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If I was to bet I would say gammy foot wife. She seemed to know what was going on in av and what they were looking at the day prior

11 hours ago

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You only turn up to spam and look in my phone for the market place who do you know there? Sister or friends wife?

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Didn't torment me enough last year is that it.

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Is this the reaction you wanted so you call up to have me sectioned.

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

How could I forget the antique lighters and n a z I videos what a fine specimen you are

12 hours ago

Yes

Spamming me with the beige trousers farmer man and how I nearly drowned, well done. Aren't you a clever person

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Aaron had the brain of a pea. For over seven years he couldn’t understand the nuances, my pov, etc.

18 hours ago

Without a doubt

You have issues and won't leave me alone.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You spammed me with them while stopping my jobs to make me homeless. Just think about how sick it is what you are doing

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

should i even care who this is you care enough to erase my words. Leave me alone and take your horrible new build houses with you.

1 day ago

My reply is no

We have nothing in common, you cling onto me and hak my phone to stop me earn money, I want you to leave me alone. You like Lego houses and I think they are hideous. Leave me alone I don't like you

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

And you always spam me with new build homes, horrendous taste in properly

1 day ago

Most likely

Why do you spam me with companies when you are stopping me get away from a horrible horrible cruel person like yourself.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Hmm, uh-huh.

1 day ago

Yes

How much longer am I going to be trapped against my will here

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Every day you stop my jobs and trapped me here. The place you knew I never wanted to be leave me alone

1 day ago

Outlook good

Quit with your insurance ads leave me alone and stop trapping me here

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will I hear from Lee soon?

1 day ago

Most likely

Will I hear from Lee?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will I get a job at bath and body works?

1 day ago

It is certain

Will current contract silver micro price in mcx come down below Twolakhninethousand price today

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will current contract gold ten price in mcx come down below onelakhfortyfourthousand price today

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will current contract silver micro price in mcx come down below Twolakhtenthoussnd price today

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will current contract silver micro price in mcx cross Twolakhfourteenthousand price today

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

How much longer are we to be trapped here

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Am I going to get the job on gilt financing

1 day ago

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Am I going to get the job on gilt financing

1 day ago

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Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

But you know what already because you spammed me with it stating I wasn't good enough and if I was a better daughter she would have loved me and tried harder

1 day ago

Outlook good

She didn't want to clean her teeth and declined when I asked if I could for her, she just wanted to get out of here and I couldn't do that for us.

1 day ago

Most likely

If someone doesn't want to eat I can't force her it's a use, if she didn't want to wash and didn't want me to when I offered it's abuse to force her, same with her nails and taking her medication that she never took yet you try to spam me with the most horrible things that I wasn't good enough

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Then you spam that I didn't beg her enough to try or to eat more when she kept asking when are we leaving and going back to kent

1 day ago

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I was the one getting up and making her whatever she wanted t eat or drink everyday, offering her to wash, doing the laundry, trying to clean up the house with a tiny bin and no money to do it. Needing to apply for jobs, being hounded online and yet you decide it's never enough and try to use your spamming causing a meltdown as an opportunity to hurt me.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

I was the only one trying to help her and get us out of here and you all did everything you could to stop me, threaten me and hound me daily. Scared her about care homes, stopping her money when she wanted to fix the car. She kept asking how much longer until we can leave and I had to tell her you were stopping my jobs applications and bragging with your g sht

1 day ago

It is certain

I was constantly trying to get mum to go outside but she didn't want to be seen or to deal with anyone on this road. Bet you will try to blame me for this as well instead of looking at the issue that she didn't feel comfortable being in her own house and wanted to get out of it while you hounded us and stopped us leaving.

1 day ago

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You are sick in the head obsessed since we were forced back here and never look in the mirror at what it has been like for us living here with you hounding us daily with your fake help

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Who on earth what want to live in a place like this where they can go in the garden ithout being treated like a zoo exhibition. Mum didn't want to go out. Every time I did you always appeared to try and take to me.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Even last year when I was clearing the garden you stood on your roof top watching me. My mum saw you on the cameras so you stopped them

1 day ago

It is certain

Every time I try to tidy up or clean you get worse and worse with your accusations that I've done something wrong.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

You tried to split us up, stopped my jobs to trap me here and this year try to take my dog away the videos suggest

1 day ago

It is certain

You forced us here then along with your network, hacked and hounded me daily. Stripping any chance of leaving and trying to take me away from mum when she needed me. Everything she said was us. She wanted to be with me even when I asked her to go back due to the heat I had on me. She always made plans for us together and repeatedly said we are ok because we have eachother

1 day ago

Outlook good

So much for being a decent person while making drug drops and parking outside our house to do it

1 day ago

My sources say no

Mum was the least mobile yet made her do all the travelling. Then again you offered to help while stealing and breaking things that were precious to my mum and spouting your g-d bs

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Some friend for someone who has been in her life since they were teenagers.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Same the year prior cares so much that she couldn't take a 20 minute detour to see mum while driving past yet needed to know all the details about where we were

1 day ago

My sources say no

Funny how she was desperate to know where we were located then mum repeatedly told me asked if she would visit which she said no and didn't like mum saying then you don't need to know. Couldn't even bother t attend her memorial service because she was too busy on holiday in Wales at a farming show. Farming spammed all last week infact

1 day ago

Yes

Funny how you or ann that you also spam me with only texted mum when elwe were away when people had been in companies

1 day ago

Outlook good

Funny how yoy or ann that you also spam me with only texted mum when elwe were away when people had been in companies

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Christians don't deal drugs or steal from others

1 day ago

Yes

Then came around here preaching after watching a YouTube video about the wrong section of religion you said you attended once or twice

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Before coming around with your fake act of charity you spammed on here what's on it for you like always. Grubby money grabber. Ask your friend jimmy

1 day ago

Most likely

You broke my grandfathers chimney sweep and stole s I l v e r marked e g g c u p s

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You broke my grandfathers chimney sweep and stole a I l v e r e g g c u p s

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

will pete and steph last get lost theif

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Take your fake religion that you never attend and get out of my life. Stick to your drugs and you building works. I hate the smell of weed it's vile.

1 day ago

Yes

I don't like you either

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why were you so desperate to know where we were when not at the house or need to know what we are doing while stating you will buy the house for cash. Mum didn't want to sell it to you, she didn't trust you and ignored your texts. That's on her don't blame me for everything she did or didn't do.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Why would the neighbour be standing at the front door window looking in during service last year and the cameras not pick it up. She's bigger enough to detevt

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You erased the guy walking past at 3am most nights when he goes to work and they don't detect from about 10 until 7 in the morning. Get out

1 day ago

Without a doubt

The app worked until I stated recording people putting their car in the driveway to sht then leave it. You always did things while service was on and stopped he cameras or my service stream

1 day ago

My reply is no

That's not a camera error it's haking. The live feature worked on my laptop log in but not on my phone. The motion detection doesn't work and then you spam me about signal jammers

1 day ago

Without a doubt

I have them on the highest level detection and when you stop them they don't pick up a person in the front garden

1 day ago

Ask again later

Give me back the plant pot you stole what I was using to keep the bin closed. It wasn't rubbish, you stopped my cameras detecting while they are picking up the main roads traffic.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Go ask whoever you know, stop spamming strangers and digest what I'm saying it's you ignore reality daily.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

It doesn't mean anything to me, I don't know anyone by that name. Leave me alone

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

I'm sick of it for years all the time on repeat.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Leave your Harvey bs at someone else's door.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Spamming with ads and videos called Harvey, w t f is that about I don't know anyone by that name.

1 day ago

Yes

You watching people shower as well and s.talking me

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you.erase my first attempt at writing this to change it about a Lewis having a shower

1 day ago

My reply is no

With you pick up trucks

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Always show up with your g rubbish when it applies to you jimmy

1 day ago

My sources say no

Songs calling me the d e v I l or e v I l yet it's takes other to tell you to act like a normal person until they leave or you have meetings in your cars outside my house because you stopped my cameras

1 day ago

My sources say no

You spammed me with songs e y e s as b l a c k as m y s o u l

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

G will I have a girlfriend? Go away

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

You listened to me on the radio and couldn't work me out because you made up your mind about me and the reality you can't accept. I'm not the person you have decided as e v I l

1 day ago

Yes

Spamming with legal books about what to do if in the police station. Why do I need this. Leave me alone

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Every time, no matter what you have done all you do is look at me to pin something on me. You are told to leave me alone so you do more and more.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

I dont understand how I'm always at fault for everyone else's actions and decisions

1 day ago

It is certain

Yet in your sick head I'm the problem and need to constantly be punished

1 day ago

Very doubtful

It's that's not enough you erase my words and spam with other people's hobbies and interests because I cant have or be myself. You try to erase my existence while feeding off of my like a data centre.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Spam that you will take my dog away from me and I'm supposed to put up with this every day while you call me angry every time I highlight these actions

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Then if I do try and get rid of anything I own and bought years ago you spam that it's illegal and will prosecute me

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

A wheelie bin that's emptied every two weeks.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

With what means am I supposed to clean it? Can't afford a skip for the amount of things that needed to go. Can't afford to fix my car after you repeatedly break it every time it's on the drive.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Then you blame me for the state of the house that you ransacked while we were away

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Then you blame me for the state of the house that you ransacked while we were awar

1 day ago

My sources say no

Two years you have suppressed my job applications

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Trapping us in financial poverty then blaming me for it.

1 day ago

Outlook good

yrhhhhhhhhhhhhth FFS get lost

1 day ago

My reply is no

For two years you stopped my jobs and stated you only allowed one because my mum died

1 day ago

Ask again later

is ted upset with me? Ffs

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

But you erase my words every time I tried to use my nicknames and replace it with your utter waffle

1 day ago

My reply is no

And replace with your nonsense. I haven't got a job because you stopped me hence why I contact ncsc

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

You never let me write the word you erase it every time

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Going on about have I got a job when I tried to write g l a s s e s

1 day ago

Without a doubt

With the t o m m y h I l f I get opticals

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

The ugly farmer with the beige trousers. Saying I need a doctor instead of leaving me alone

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Had your grey haired weirdo parked at the end of the road last week who turned up demanding names

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Can't let anyone live their life where they want have to control me and dictate where I work if you allow it

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Desperate to buy the house last year and having people contact mum about the house the year before. Leave me alone you money grabbing creep two doors up.

1 day ago

My sources say no

Leave me alone.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I don't need to telling me I'm plain looking when I'm taking my dog on a walk or that I don't photograph well.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Then you criticise what I wear and how I should wear my actual clothes. I'm not wearing those while I'm stuck in my personal h ell on earth. I have repeatedly said this yet like everything you don't listen and aren't welcome.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't care about cars, engineering or builder sht. It's not attractive. Leave me alone

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

But it's still not enough so you stop my jobs to trap me here. The one place on earth I have repeatedly said I don't want to be while spamming me with some guy I don't want

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Leave me alone you spammed about stopping me leave unless it's some sht job that gets people off what they did to me while looking for reasons to attack me and punish me. Like I haven't been punished enough

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Spamming me with York on Sunday night after changing me words to winning an appeal

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Lying thief with their fake gd Samaritans act while asking on here constantly what's in it for them and taking calls from a jimmy

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Will Pakistan win cricket match against England today

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

We never wanted to come here, ever. You forced us here and bragged about not wanting me to work in a particular location other than where we did want to be only for the neighbours and the road to steal and hound us

1 day ago

Ask again later

Repeatedly stopping me leave and forced us here since lloyds

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Will England win cricket match against Pakistan today

1 day ago

Yes

I don't deserve this treatment, and it's daily.

1 day ago

It is certain

Take you Which magazine ads, you homeless ads you spam with on repeat and your reels about taking my dog away from me like you have done for months and months. I'm sick of it. You try to take everything from me and it still won't be enough

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Take your mi6 ads and get lost

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

You have caused me stress for years, I don't know or like you get out of my life, I never invited you into it

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

I said before to stop talking to me leave me alone

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will James message me back? I don't care about your messages stop erasing my words, I don't want to be subject to a word you say

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Leave me alone and stop cancelling my job applications

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You try to force me into some rubbish year after yrar

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Should I get a 40 from Solja tonight? I don't care

2 days ago

My reply is no

I don't want to be here or have you in my phone

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you stop me getting a real job and trap me it's unforgivable

2 days ago

Ask again later

O.o

2 days ago

Very doubtful

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