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Maybe stop hacking me and keep your sht to yourself.

11 minutes ago

Most likely

am I clever - if you have to ask

12 minutes ago

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I grew up with keeping my hands and things to myself.

13 minutes ago

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You literally hak my phone and hijak it. I don't know what spamming me with things you like then accusing me of being jealous or mean is a sane argument

14 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Hideous all of it. Shtty candles, decorations. Shtty all of it.

20 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Get out of my phone

21 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

Never met a decent person who has a cat.

21 minutes ago

My sources say no

What the actual fvk

22 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Still spamming with cats.

22 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why you think I care for mechanic videos is beyond me. So fcking mundane,just take it all. Always think you know best when you just pizza me off on purpose

22 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Load crap always with you spamming me

23 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Take your bs word salad image captions. Fck off leave me alons

24 minutes ago

It is certain

Take your s our dough everything is a no. Has been for two years fvk off

24 minutes ago

Without a doubt

I'm not interested in anything you spam me with

25 minutes ago

My sources say no

take your mechanic n urse bs shtty crafts and get lost

25 minutes ago

My reply is no

does he loves me? Fck off

25 minutes ago

My reply is no

Why is my Facebook location showing as poringland

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I should be worried to have some sicko spamming and haking my phone that your have harmed people and tell me like you threaten me and brag when you break my things. The next step looks like you will harm me leave me alone sicko

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Get out of my devices and stop changing my words you are dangerous

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Reveal yourself and turn yourself into the police. Leave me alone

4 hours ago

My reply is no

Then you changed what you wrote to should I be worried because it's something I write. You are sick. We aren't the same. You say you killed someone I never killed anyone. Leave me alone

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Why are you doing this

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You changed what I wrote to say you killed JP wife the other night why are you contacting me

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Leave me alone and stay away from me

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't like you or this. You have threatened to kill me previously and you spam with this

4 hours ago

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You spammed a similar thing about a JP a few days ago at a hospital under the same name

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why did you just change them 5 times when I tried to post for others to see what you say

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you change my words to such dangerous things

4 hours ago

My sources say no

Thats a fvked up thing to remove my words and replace them with yours

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

That's a fvked up thing to say

4 hours ago

It is certain

Did I murder Racheal the nurse at the QE2 hospital why did you change my words to this

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you so obsessed with anyone who has met me, mentioned me name. None of my life is your business. Stop spamming that my dad doesn't know I changed my name

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

You spam with cage fighting as if I'm supposed to know which fighter you are pretending to be. They all wear the tiny outfits when they turn up where ever I am in the country.

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You spam me with names that mean nothing to me. Fck off.

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

You changed what I write and are obsessed with me.

4 hours ago

Outlook good

should I go see him fvk off

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

You spammed with eng agement rings everyday since 2023

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

will andy and i get back together fvk off

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I bought a fish vase this year left it in the footwell of my car, you wouldn't see it unless you went in the back of my car or in the cupboard in he kitchen yet you spam me daily with fis jugs. Is a vase you are sloppy every time.

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Everyday you ask the same questions like they did in person. Did the same thing to my car to evening after you turned up here. You owe me multiple cars and I have spent £2000 this year repairing the damage and still thousands to still fix it. That's just this year. It's been same amount every year for the last 3/4 years.

4 hours ago

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Yet you turned up months before I even sent that email down in Kent.

4 hours ago

Outlook good

You turned up and said you have high security clearance yet know nothing about how to collect the data on a compromised device. Stood there with an empty look on your face.

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

If someone contacts an agency that their phone has been haked. A person with a brain cell wouldn't start leaving voicemails stating you contacted us because your phone has been haked

4 hours ago

Most likely

It's never ever enough when I contacted the cyber security agency about you hacking the farmer turned up to interrogate me about who I know and not a single thing about cyber crime or how to protect against it.

5 hours ago

My reply is no

All you have ever done is look to see what I have, see how you can destroy it or what can you blame me for.

5 hours ago

Most likely

Were doing this all of last year. Spamming me with items that were in my car when I turned the ignition on fog lights that weren't installed appeared on the dash.. wouldn't turn off. Bit like when you broke the braking sensor at the back end of the car in Kent. Been replaced twice and you broke the connection fitting.

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Not sure why you spammed with Waitrose pizza. Been going through the rubbish that was left here before we moved to Telford and emptied this morning.

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I could go on but you should get the picture your corrupt pos s.talking me trying to find out what I'm doing, where I'm going who I know and what I'm looking at. None of your business fck.off.

5 hours ago

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Screen backlight has been flickering all day. The phone times out after 2 seconds despite my setting being different the same on my cameras.

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Always this stannahs stairlift and erasing what I write on my phone the. Replacing it with your pathetic nonsense.

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Certainly don't want you around and you won't fcking leave me alone corrupt creep

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Take your she chose an ugly man fvk off my life is none of your business. I haven't chosen anyone fvk.off with your lies and stories.

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Take your dating bs and get stuffed you hounding me again like a s.talker

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Did it the past if people visited when I wasn't even living here years ago. Corrupt

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You are local as you appear for Surrey street

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Big motoring world get lost

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Take your spamming and leave me the fvk alone

5 hours ago

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Spamming about dating. Fvk off.

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Back with you stannah lifts again

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Take your utilities and your bs changing my words and get lost.

5 hours ago

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Should I go on a date with nat fvk off leave me alone

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why have I had eon, British gas and the rest of those utilities ads since you forced us here. Fvk off

5 hours ago

My sources say no

It never happened when I was in Telford or Kent only in Norfolk are you able to erase my words and replace them with yours

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

I have a video of you changing what I write before as evidence that I'm not making it up

7 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do these people change what I write on here

7 hours ago

Most likely

Why do these people change what I write on here

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do these people change what I write on here

7 hours ago

Ask again later

Why do these people change what I write on here

7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Is the house clean enough if they onesie people need to check our house as well

7 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

G will I have success?

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

You spam with AJ ads. Why

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

What's this AJ thing about you have done it for years and yet it doesn't mean anything to me.

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't know who you are but you never ever say anything of value

8 hours ago

It is certain

Why do you change what I write

8 hours ago

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Did the same stuff last year when we moved here

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What is going on with the van going both side of the house then your fake number to tap my phone

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Change my words to your crap

8 hours ago

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Will the white men want to move FFS you a racist pos

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

G will I have the success?

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are they so desperate to communicate with me.

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

How much longer until they are out of my life

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

How much longer until they are out of my life

18 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How much longer until they are out of my life

18 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer until they are out of my life

18 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How much longer until they are out of my life

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

How much longer until they are out of my life

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why did you put that repulsive obese photo or videos of men. I need to go to sleep and don't ever want to see a morbidly obese man exercising.its disgusting.

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why did you put that repulsive obese photo or videos of men

18 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will he text me. If you are as annoying to 'him' as you are to me. He's probably blocked you. I know I would

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

Pretending to be a women again now I deleted you sht

18 hours ago

Yes

You also spammed they moved to South America, started that story when this Gaby character turned up and started changing what I write.

18 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You did the same last year. All of last year. I'm sure the UN has a team looking I to that sort oft Hong so carry on, I will report your alleged n a z I family

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

You started to this again over the last week but all anyone else sees if me reacting to it on here

18 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Repeatedly spamming me when I said my grandmothers family were in a camp in Bavaria and some died there

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

You changed it from me calling out all of last year you kept spamming me your grandparents were n a z. I

18 hours ago

Very doubtful

am I going to live to see my sixtieth birthday ffs playing your I have a certificate card again

18 hours ago

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Fyi If I do get the impression that's the case I will report you to the UK. I have zero tolerance for anti west, anti UK. If you are a traitor, I will tell others.

19 hours ago

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I don't get it myself because I don't want to know anyone or deal with them and their life problems.

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

It screams they can't know I asked but I need the information.

19 hours ago

My reply is no

Are you on the books for the Russians or irgc, because why would you need to know about people but are too lazy to ask them yourself

19 hours ago

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To be honest a lot of people could say they know me, including those tonight. I don't know them though do I yet you would ask me about them. That's how you operate. Ask the person who doesn't know and ignore those who you have met. Why not ask them.

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

Can't even take my dog around the block without a stream of cars parking up, pulling off or just driving around two or three times.

19 hours ago

It is certain

This obsession finding out who knows me to have cars driving around while I walk my dog. It's a bit said driving around and around s.talking me online in person.

19 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Not sure who would do the same thing every day to me and expect a different response. It's been 3 years of doing the same thing yet here we are. You still won't fvk off

19 hours ago

Most likely

Still don't know why you repeatedly spam me with dating older women. It makes you look sad and it's disgusting to me.

19 hours ago

Most likely

So how much more of my life are you going to waste because you can't find out about people I don't know and don't want to speak to you.

19 hours ago

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My grandad used to say act your age, not your shoe size.

19 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I think she used to say grow up.

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You did this same stunt all of last year, pizzed mum off your silly little bs in my phone

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

can i get over him soon ?FFS.

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

Fyi, spamming with sas airlines. Not sure what direction you were going with, not the skodas

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

If you are so connected, you would know everyone and everything domestic and globally as you have covered all basis with your ads.

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

Spamming with NCA, MI5, mi6 ads means nothing.

19 hours ago

My sources say no

Don't sure who you are sending it to but I don't want to talk to you ever. Never have never will. I doubt other people who have the luxury that you haven't gotten into their phone want you either.

19 hours ago

It is certain

Please just leave me alone, I'm not sure why you are so desperate to know who anyone is if you can't ask them. They obviously don't want you and I shouldn't be the default to hound as they aren't accessible. Stop spamming me with a subpoena company

19 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You felt the need to hak my phone to tell me. I don't care about your problems because you are making yourself a problem to me

19 hours ago

Yes

You have a lot of built up distrain for anyone you have encountered in a suit

19 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

It's the only time I've ever encountered people who are haking and hounding me, threatening to kill me then trying to go after legitimate legal individuals who have some authority to act in their position and never hound me.

19 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why hide if you have some sort of legitimate purpose and if so why do you need to talk to me. If you knew anything then you wouldn't need to talk to me.yet you act like you are righteous and go after everyone else

19 hours ago

Very doubtful

What's your wend goal? Because this is boring.yoy hak in then hide like a coward then come back 5 minutes later.

19 hours ago

As I see it, yes

What authority do you think you have

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Do you think threatening me or anyone else was a good idea and to continue to hound me

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do you try to find out who people are to go after them for years and find out who I know

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming 'does Jordan want to get back with me' ffs

19 hours ago

My reply is no

Will I do a make up tutorial with Sally when she gets back? Ffs

19 hours ago

My sources say no

is my wife a roman fvking off troll

19 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer is this going on for. Am I going to have to suffer this everyday for the rest of my life

19 hours ago

Better not tell you now

So sick of your spamming, is it that Simon story bs.

19 hours ago

Most likely

Tell this Australia to get lost. Same fvker different year. Get lost.

19 hours ago

Better not tell you now

All you care about is oppressing me. How many more years are you planning this? You are sick in the head.

20 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You are a vile person. You aren't welcome any of you. You take it in turns to hound me. I removed everyone from my life so no one is welcome and yet you think you know best.

20 hours ago

You may rely on it

So take your stannah stairlift ads, you chats for old people and get lost

20 hours ago

My reply is no

You are sick to do this to me and to want me to know how you do it in real time

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

The sick part is that you recently changed what I wrote to communicate directly with me on this site to say that you own me then change it when I try to post it for others

20 hours ago

Outlook good

The other one you spread is that I'm highly sensitive despite not knowing me and then using it as an excuse to speak to me like a 5 year old.

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I heard people say, see I told you she was like that. It seems to come from the people doing things though. Different places, same actions and same words to define it.

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Do you understand it's called reactive abuse. And that makes you the abuser to purposely to it to me for a meltdown to gleefully use against me while omitting your own actions as you erase it when I try to post it.

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Not sure why for nearly 3 years you hak into my devices to spam me every single day until I react.

20 hours ago

It is certain

Something I wonder if you see how fvked up you all are but then I think you don't see me as a person and think I deserve it.

20 hours ago

Most likely

You changed what I write on here to spam, tell me how you are stopping me live and keep me on the poverty line or try to interrogate me about people you know.

20 hours ago

My sources say no

Not sure why you think what you do to me is ever ok or while doing it you repeatedly suggest to go talk to dead people.

20 hours ago

My reply is no

The fact it's always what country are you going to suggests you have no intention of leaving me alone in the UK but also asking where I'm moving you don't plan on leaving me alone in any country. I feel like I had this same question for years. I remember my mum mentioning something like this before I went to telford

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why am I always running away for you to hunt me down and continue. I shouldnt have to leave the country or be repeatedly spammed about different names and countries trying to find out where I go next. My life is none of your business. So back up and fvk off

20 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Moving 3 times in 3 years hundreds of miles each time for you to still recruit, s.talk and disrupt my life then you now suggest to move to Israel like you aren't haking and spamming.

20 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Also why do you put those send this to someone who should move to Israel. Why is it always me moving and no matter where I am you still hound me daily.

20 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do you put spiders in my Instagram feed

21 hours ago

You may rely on it

It was us forced back here by those who come on here and also read my emails so I couldn't get a job as they bragged about telling companies about me. I ran out of money to support my mum and I. It's just me and my dog now.

21 hours ago

Yes

Im sorry I still us and we. Everything was always to try and make our lives better together. My mum would always correct me if I said I want to do something. She would say we. It's a habit that needs to be updated.

21 hours ago

Very doubtful

There aren’t more us. It’s just you. You Said your mom died last year.

22 hours ago

My sources say no

Will I get out of here soon

22 hours ago

My sources say no

Why would they do it to us

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why did they force us here

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Does Emily still have strong feelings towards me?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will I end up like the Boeing and others

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Should I be worried

1 day ago

Ask again later

O.o

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Are they coming after me for revenge

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

It must be tiring constantly needing to paint me as a liar or jealous when I highlight your actions

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Maybe if you kept your things to yourself, you wouldn’t need to do that like your did with the numberplate fiasco

1 day ago

My reply is no

I didn’t know if I should say something or ignore it but when I call you out on something like your Harland obsession you always out a catty videos like getting treatment for a double chin. Always spiteful catty bs.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

It’s been going on for months. I thought you would have gotten over it by now.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

It’s wrong to look at a man like that who’s not yours.

1 day ago

Yes

Why don’t you look at a man who’s single

1 day ago

Yes

Navy double breasted suit while he had the bun hair.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I get your sht in my feed

1 day ago

Yes

Why do you look at Instagram of erling Harland. Like girl crush insta clips

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Why do they all copy them. They act like they hate them then start copying the men.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You dont need to know where I will be buried because you aren't welcome at my grave

1 day ago

You may rely on it

I'm sick of every single day hounding me with the most disgusting things

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Now you use other people who have died as an opportunity to hound me

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You think hounding me about how my mum died for a year is acceptable. You are fvked in the head.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

For the last week give or take

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Is that why you spammed with gunner football

1 day ago

Most likely

Using personal loses as a stick to beat me with and to hak my phone to do it.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

You are a bottom feeder

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

who is chris? Fvk off

1 day ago

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Telling me to go talk to him or spamming last night that they need to be naked to do crp on is sickening

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You clearly know George hanged himself during covid

1 day ago

Outlook good

Am i suffering from black magic. Wha wha wha all you say when you are a spiteful pos

1 day ago

Don't count on it

If you were anyone you would already know but you ain't. Always trying to look in.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

At least you were cut short abusing doc

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Left the envelope half put of the box when you dressed like a chav sped off when I came back.

1 day ago

Most likely

You looked at my burial docs

1 day ago

Most likely

will blackburn rovers beat burnley next sunday. Fvk off I don't even know where Burnley is

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will me and dom go away in June fvk off. You are always spamming me with your chasing after men like a desperate sleeze

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will I leave work because I lost my notebook? Fvk off your petty bs isn't my problem

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you change what I wrote the other day to go talk to george

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will I be rid of these people so I can find a job and them not know where I am

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

And the cars pulling up. Is it because I rejected your har as sment for years and local people can't accept no

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Who's flash photography on the walk last night

2 days ago

Most likely

G will I have the success?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have the success?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have another girlfriend?

2 days ago

My sources say no

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