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and a laura or a campervan

53 minutes ago

Signs point to yes

why do you aways go on about money

54 minutes ago

It is certain

Will someone buy our house so we can move into 57 Malhamdale?

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Will Mrs Williams offer me a job for September?

1 hour ago

It is certain

Will Mrs Williams offer me a job for September?

1 hour ago

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giving bunny boiler notes to rip off someones life for your own self-adulation

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

why did you put posts on the other site as if what happens to me how you would feel, why do you do this every time something happens to me make it about you

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

why are you trying to learn dance and gymnastics on top of your running

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

why do you try to do things i have done

2 hours ago

Most likely

take your engagement rings and wedding planning bs and shove it, just go away, i dont need this sh*t

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

why did mi5 stop my id requests

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

the same names come up when things fvk up dont they

3 hours ago

It is certain

Me and Emily Terry?

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

I'm not trying to be cool, I'm being real

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Calling another man unattractive because he said he could easily win in a fight is ugly

5 hours ago

Yes

It isn’t Arron. It’s A-A-R-O-N!! Yeah, bye forever.

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Should I buy

14 hours ago

Yes - definitely

please come back and finish

15 hours ago

As I see it, yes

please come back and finish

17 hours ago

Most likely

sf you missed a fox

17 hours ago

Outlook good

Bye arron forever

20 hours ago

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will you be done soon so i can use my computer

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

will you be done soon so i can use my computer

23 hours ago

My sources say no

will you be done soon so i can se my computer

23 hours ago

My sources say no

why do you spend all day looking at medieval weddings

24 hours ago

Most likely

Should i commit suicide?

1 day ago

Yes

Should i kill myself then as you just said there is no hope to feel ok?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will i stop feeling depressed and freaked out by this exisistence?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Send cards may?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Send cards july?

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Send cards june?

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Send cards may

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Send cards may?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Send cards july?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Send cards june?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

So Juice feast 6 months next year, not 92days??

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

So Juice feast 6 months next year, not 92days??

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Juice feast 6 months next year?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Juice feast 92 days next year?

1 day ago

Most likely

Study photography again next year?

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Go back to old job in october?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Go back to old job in autumn?

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Pip money dec?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Pip money o

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Pip money october?

1 day ago

My sources say no

Pip money november?

1 day ago

My sources say no

Pip money this year?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Pip money this year?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Should i ask my dad for more money in the card?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Should i ask my dad for more money in the card?

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Ok so 92 day juice feast ?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

60 day juice feast this summer?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Should i start a youtube channel after i go raw?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Should i start a youtube channel after i go raw?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should i start a youtube channel?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Quit tv june?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Quit tv june?

1 day ago

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Joseph false twin?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Joseph false twin?

1 day ago

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Joseph false twin?

1 day ago

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Is george the other me?

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Is george the other me?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is guy the other me?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Go raw for years starting june?

1 day ago

Most likely

Shall i go raw for 6 months

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

hes not even half as decent as his father and should be ashamed of himself

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

why does he do it when he could just ask he out instead of using me

1 day ago

It is certain

why d you put engagement rings in my devices?

1 day ago

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it would explain the need to control and brag

1 day ago

Without a doubt

is it a make yourself feel better by looking down on others

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

why for the last 2 years is all you say my husband this my husband that and what ever materialism you own

1 day ago

Don't count on it

point proven

1 day ago

Don't count on it

the same this morning, this week, last week. you feel the need to brag about how you have everything and are better than me but i dont care about you so why do you need to feel superior

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

via my phone when yo rewrite what i put in the box and press send, something else appears as a message to me instead

1 day ago

My reply is no

why did you ask if you will live in harrow

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

a female and not welcome

1 day ago

You may rely on it

only one i know with the burberry link

1 day ago

My reply is no

if a civilian asks me out on a date will it be blocked

1 day ago

Outlook good

Am I a female.

1 day ago

My sources say no

im not into women good bye

1 day ago

You may rely on it

im not into women good bye

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

im not into women good bye

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

im not into women good bye

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

im not into women good bye

1 day ago

Very doubtful

im not into women good bye

1 day ago

My reply is no

im not into women good bye

1 day ago

Don't count on it

im not into women good bye

1 day ago

Most likely

im not into women good bye

1 day ago

Yes

quit your fvking games, i care about individuals not about the collective

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Does she miss us?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Is she going to contact me?

1 day ago

Most likely

you fill my feed with russian tripe, you would get on well with sir richard

1 day ago

You may rely on it

are you with the russians dressed as electricans in the wharf behind the sign. its rude too stare or sell out your country to a mafia state

1 day ago

Don't count on it

are you with the russians dressed as electricans clothes in the wharf behind the sign. its rude too stare or less out your country to a mafia state

1 day ago

Most likely

Thank you for looking after me this week

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

whats with the ugly box bags

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Should I still go

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Should I still go

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Should I still go

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Should I still go

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Should I still go

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Was she

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Was she

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Was she

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

why do yu spam me with engagement rings when this is over none of us exist in each others lives again

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Should I continue with my chosen path of homeschool?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I continue forward?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Yes

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

2 days ago

Most likely

What? I beg your pardon? Cidp? What is that?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Do I have cidp

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Do I have cidp

2 days ago

Yes

Do I have cidp

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Do I have cidp

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

between you and the doctors receptionists, no one is getting through

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

have you ever thought of deploying your c**k blocking skills in the channel?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Is today going to be a nice day?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Will Celtic Win The SPL This Season?

2 days ago

It is certain

Will Hearts Win The SPL This Season?

2 days ago

Most likely

Will Glasgow Rangers Win The SPL This Season?

2 days ago

My sources say no

will rose text me back today

2 days ago

Without a doubt

will rose text me back today/

2 days ago

My sources say no

shall I pursue the options?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

shall I pursue the options?

2 days ago

Most likely

Saying a guy is moving on from one women to the next is sloppy. No thank you.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Sloppy last night

3 days ago

Ask again later

will i get my degree in law and international relation?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

You tried to defend you werent selfish and said what about me me me

3 days ago

Most likely

Where's my army men, they are better than you lot

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Why do you prevent any guy I like or can talk to and replace them with unattractive ones

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do you prevent any guy I like and can talk to and replace them and allow the unattractive ones to remain

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Matthew twice has been mentioned

3 days ago

It is certain

Caroline ? How fvking old are these people

3 days ago

My sources say no

Does he love me bs you are desperate for attention

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Only I loved him all this time, and I gave him affection, etc.

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

It was an unilateral or unrequited love.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Yes, he is an English online teacher.

3 days ago

Most likely

He only cares about giving lessons to foreign people and podcasting.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

He was emotionally unavailable all this time. He didn’t want a serious commitment with me.

3 days ago

Most likely

He simply ghosted me, blocked and gaslighted me. It was toxic.

3 days ago

Very doubtful

For over six years we only talked online.

3 days ago

It is certain

I never had a baby with him. We never met in real life.

3 days ago

Don't count on it

what happened to the baby with the american, was that another delusion

3 days ago

Yes

the site was better before you turned up

3 days ago

It is certain

I am Gaby, and yes I have been here since 2024. Any problem with that? With a Brazilian woman.

3 days ago

It is certain

And you’re an intolerant. It isn’t because your life is a sh.it that you have to take it out on me.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should I attempt to get my last ever one from the Albanians right now?

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

meeting real women on the internet is like meeting a fake women in person, neither are real

3 days ago

My sources say no

sorry porky to call you out like this

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

do you say h.a.m because of one of the romulan security

3 days ago

Ask again later

eminem is terrible by the way so is pink

3 days ago

Without a doubt

vallum is that waht you take you act this mental

3 days ago

Ask again later

my mum said thats its fascinating why when you are talking out of your backside that your lips are still moving

3 days ago

Without a doubt

there is no morgan and someone

3 days ago

You may rely on it

who are you messaging

3 days ago

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back to the same bs from 2 years ago, it would be one thing if your kept your mental bs to yourself but you start poking your nose into things that are clearly nothing to do with you, you turn up with your stupid act and no one buys but apparently we all have to tolerate because you are on some spectrum

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I, Gaby, am 34 years old from Brazil. I already face autism and adversities. I don’t need more negativity.

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Life is already hard for everybody. Then why do we have to be surrounded by such negativity?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

You guys are very toxic. You should take that to therapy instead of sharing here.

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Why is this place so negative?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

What is going on here? I, Gabriela ( Gaby) from Brazil can’t use this website from a different country without reading awful stuff.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

So many of us wish to have a life so insignificant that you can post what you do. What happened to H or the other gentiles

3 days ago

Don't count on it

They are my priority and you are just a pest that keeps buzzing around, annoying in statements you aren't part of

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You are fvked up in the mind, that the lord when my friends come to town because you arent my problem

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

write something and you say about a mortgage for yourself.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Not only are a me me me first kind of person you are a psychopath

3 days ago

It is certain

You are a heartless person. And the first thing you say is cling onto some guy and think I would want anything to do with a guy that has a cling on like you hanging around

3 days ago

Ask again later

When I try to say how horrible you were to someone they all cared for and you say `so?'

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

To be honest it's better before you were here. I don't know why you do this for a couple of years

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

What makes you think the world revolves around you and say so when I point out what an awful person you were to my mother

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Is that why you said is he done with me and moving on with her

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

I am Gabriela (Gaby) Dutra Santos. I am a woman from Brazil.

3 days ago

It is certain

I am not your person. I am just someone random who also comes to this website.

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Jealousy was also a theme when they said they would take a bullet for me as I would for them

3 days ago

My reply is no

Someone earlier said you are jealous when my friends visit me

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

You stressed a dying women out during her final months and don't even care

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

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