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Did you mean "car backup"?

1 hour ago

My sources say no

Car backp

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1 hour ago

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1 hour ago

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1 hour ago

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Car backp

1 hour ago

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Car backp

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Car backp

1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

Car backp

1 hour ago

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Car backp

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Car backp

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Without a doubt

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Without a doubt

Car backp

1 hour ago

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Car backp

1 hour ago

Yes

Car backp

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

Car backp

1 hour ago

Yes

I shouldn't have to go through everyday with these stupid things day and night.

4 hours ago

Yes

Take your stalham apartment ads and go away. How do you believe anyone can function and not have migraine from this rubbish is beyond me

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You have a real issue that you need to work on and detach yourself from obsessing over me. I don't even know or care who you are. I've met so many venomous creeps that you have probably recruited them aswell

5 hours ago

Most likely

Then you wrongly believe I benefit from this situation. How do I benefit from living in fear, constantly stressed and needing security.

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Its never enough, every single day for years this constant picking at me. Gas lighting, following me around the country and recruiting others. It's never enough.

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

All because you said you need to win. What are you winning? What do I have to lose for you to leave me alone or for you to have won

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You still think I haven't suffered enough so do this daily

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

I literally have nothing, I wear clothes with holes in them because you trapped me in poverty and look through my emails to see what I'm doing

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why do you change what I write and have a chip on your shoulder about me.

5 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Call who you like, you change what I write on here on purpose to communicate with me and it's creepy

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I call Murphy right now leave me alone

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will I have idiots leave me alone

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

When will it be enough to leave me alone

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will I go on holiday with Michael? Leave me alone

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

It's childish.

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do you spam with adverts for Paul named companies.

5 hours ago

Most likely

So patronising, unwelcome and creepy. Leave me alone.

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

Been having this same conversation over 2 years so leave me alone

6 hours ago

My sources say no

It shouldn't be this difficult to just fvk off and leave me alone

6 hours ago

Yes

I don't know you, I don't like you and I don't like how you have invaded my phone

6 hours ago

Outlook good

Do he still love me? Go away

6 hours ago

My reply is no

Why do you spam with sciatica for

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

You see no fault in your behaviour yet continue to trap me and then force me into poverty

6 hours ago

Outlook good

You criticise me and how I'm having to live while preventing me from living and earning money

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

The same request to leave me alone, the same intrusion and ciritical of me living and same stopping me live properly

6 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Nordic spirit, Cambridge, Anthony rubbish and leave me alone. It

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Nordic spirit, Cambridge, Anthony rubbish and leave me alone. It's like groundhog hog day

6 hours ago

Outlook good

Take your Paul ads with you

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I go to jersey tomorrow? Leave me alone

6 hours ago

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For years and Anthony was told to leave me alone. Don't know if it's your real name but go away

6 hours ago

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Why are you so bitter at me. You were doing this since the start of 2024. I don't k ow who you are but you have so much hate against me that you spent years attacking me

8 hours ago

Outlook good

You have been putting your nastiness in my devices for years and it's always a c location

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Moaning you work hard while others don't

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Always a chip on your shoulder

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Stop changing what I write

8 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do you spam with locations beginning with a C. In Kent it was Canterbury, up here it's Cambridge.

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You were spamming me with hoe to mentally destroy videos earlier this year, taking away their hope which sounds like the manipulation of the probability of the magic ball when I ask sQuestion

8 hours ago

Outlook good

Especially with you psychology videos of how to harm someone using a fear technique

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Ig ads why are you back in my phone

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

G will I have success?

14 hours ago

Without a doubt

Shall i? One last time?

19 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i? One last time?

19 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

19 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time?

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Then you spam me that you will win, like what your are doing to me isn't enough

23 hours ago

My reply is no

You and your little gang as causing real life pain and suffering from your actions, are aware of it and still do it.

23 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Every week you do this, same last year and the year prior. Constant spamming and I'm constantly having migraines from suffering you, not fake ailments for a pity party

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You had asthma, cancer, some other crap as well

24 hours ago

Most likely

It's what a child does to avoid getting into trouble

24 hours ago

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Always a poor you and fake illnesses all the time when you are called out of your actions to me

24 hours ago

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You are sick in the head.

24 hours ago

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am I going to have a fatal asthma attack within the next ten days - leave me alone you can't manipulate me with your fake bs like you have tried for over 2 years

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I've never met such a horrible, nasty, psychopath

24 hours ago

Outlook good

You are happy you make people unwell and trap them in poverty then belittle them for it.

24 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I'm going through painkillers quicker than a fat person at a buffet

24 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You make me sick, I have painkillers everyday from you actions at me

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

All you care about is upsetting me.

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Everytime I mention the sick behaviour you wrote something different to dismiss your own atrocious behaviour.

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

should I suggest dino golf for our day out fvk off

24 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Like coming on here when I apply for a job or to brave that my car is broken, jobs I applied for or item on my bedroom

24 hours ago

Very doubtful

This is how sick you are, you want me to know how you intrude into my life. Like spamming me with the colour and type of my underwear when I get changed

24 hours ago

My sources say no

Are you also spamming with jesus sht as well

24 hours ago

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should i get the turtle - because you have been spamming with turtle rings in my Instagram today

24 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If you were around me or even part of my circles then you would know I like men. The fact you aren't proves you aren't welcome and are a harmful actor

24 hours ago

Cannot predict now

For nearly 3 years. Fvk off

1 day ago

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Is that why I'm spammed with clown make up Charlotte tilbury

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Sick to spam a straight women with female dating chats

1 day ago

My reply is no

will the kids like rob fvk.off

1 day ago

My sources say no

You are a sicko spamming a straight women with lesbo dating

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Should I break things off with Charlotte? Fck.off

1 day ago

Yes

Take your women chat ads and fvk.off

1 day ago

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I'm so fvkig sick of having you whoever you are turn up in my phone.also pestering for a reaction

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Stop preventing my job prospects and telling your sad little friends toess my life up further. Grow up and fvk off

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Lol as you say #cringe

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will I be successful at lloyds fvk off

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will Corey contact me today? Fvk off

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

kiddo....lol fvk off

1 day ago

Outlook good

Fvk off

1 day ago

Yes

Trapping someone in a place they don't want to be then preventing them live where they want because you are a sick horri le pos

1 day ago

Don't count on it

I should be able to live my life without these awful people trapping me and stopping me live properly

1 day ago

Outlook good

I doubt you would accept what you do to others

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

D? Fvk.off

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why do you prevent me from living where I want and stopping me

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

The law of probability shows that it wouldn't happen

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Why is it everytime I mention about going to a place it says no, now, months ago, day and night. Last year. Every single time

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Am i in bed with my girlfriend

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Am i in bed with my girlfriend

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Am i in bed with my girlfriend

1 day ago

My sources say no

Will it be ok

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will it be ok

1 day ago

Ask again later

Today will be smoothly.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

I don't know why my life is anyone else's concern. Fvk off then I can have a sht in peace without half the fvking army knowing.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Trapped me here and forcing me In to financial poverty, recruiting others to ruin my career. Fvk off.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

I don't need to fvking creep hacking into my phone and changing what I write. Fvk off

1 day ago

It is certain

Do I respond to any guys texts, no. Fvk off

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

I don't give a sht who anyone is, if they aren't welcome in my life then fvk off.

1 day ago

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None of you creeps are welcome. Fvk off

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will penny realise he is a predator? Fvk off with your sht

1 day ago

Most likely

Looking through my phone to the point it doesn't work properly to see what I'm doing. If you were welcome in my life you wouldn't need to use illegal means to know about me

1 day ago

My sources say no

You forced us back here now fck off

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Stop preventing us from leaving like to did last year and before. Fvk off

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Take your recruits and fvk off

1 day ago

Most likely

You forced us back here yet won't say on of the rubbish to hack my phone to my face like a coward

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

You aren't welcome and never have been so fvk off

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Why did you force me here now continue to intrude on my life every fcking day

1 day ago

My reply is no

You purposely set me up to get a response, you did it all of last year as well, changing. What I write

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Take you antisemitic bs and your devil images and leave

1 day ago

It is certain

IG invests and temu trash

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Why are you back in my feed

1 day ago

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Quit spamming me with engagement rings as well. Done it since 2023.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Quit with your stupid Instagram rubbish about someone having a month to live or things about funerals. I don't need this bs

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I don't want men watching me wash and forcing a security bubble around me. It's not normal or healthy.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

I don't know what you think it will achieve, it just extends the time I have security and makes you look worse than you already do

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

I don't know who you are and I don't even care. It's pointless.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Purposely trying to trigger me and not allowing me to love or move on with my life

1 day ago

Outlook good

You do it to get a reaction it's called reactive abuse.

1 day ago

Most likely

Spamming with the market place companies. Get out.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Spamming me with stalham?

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spamming me with items from my bedroom is sick

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

deku x deku ? Get out

1 day ago

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So stop logging into my phone everyday to read my emails, see. What I'm doing and trying to communicate with me. It's sickening. Spamming me with places and believing it's normal. Get out

1 day ago

Yes

I refuse to accept your unwelcome intrusion and your silly little games like forcing me here and your delusions

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Just a load of bull sht

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Hacking into my phone because you don't have the bulls to do this rubbish in person

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

On every app

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Why is my phone crash

1 day ago

Outlook good

will I get good at electric guitar

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

I am feverish...

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

G will I get on ok?

1 day ago

Outlook good

G will I have success?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

G will I be ok?

2 days ago

My reply is no

G will I have success?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Intrusive thoughts, leave me alone…

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

It is certain

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Outlook good

They aren't kosher so why stop someone who isn't going to be compatible

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Why do they need to prevent me when I don't want anything to do with them or their men

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Why do they stop me dating then go on and on about their lives in my phone

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does he miss me go away

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does Jordan miss me? Which one is it? Yes or no? Go away

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

It is painful to have a tattoo, but it is even more painful to remove with a laser.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

A tattoo is for all your whole life. It takes a big responsibility. Even if you’d regret it and remove it with a laser. It won’t be the same thing.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I get a tattoo

2 days ago

Outlook good

Why were guys banned from dating me

2 days ago

Most likely

Will I go on a date with a mensch when I get back to london

2 days ago

Ask again later

But that’s ok. It isn’t because I am on the Nintendo team that I will be against those who like Xbox or PlayStation.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

I’m 34 years a female gamer and my first console was a Super Nintendo 64 when I was around 5/6 years old.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

When I am not on my iPad or playing games on desktop steam platform. I am probably playing on Nintendo Switch.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Don't get me wrong, I also tested PlayStation 1 and PlayStation Vita, but nothing compares to Nintendo consoles.

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

I am a team Nintendo, but I briefly tested an Xbox 360 in the past, and I prefer Nintendo consoles.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

2 days ago

Don't count on it

I hope today goes smoothly.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have success?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

G will I have success?

2 days ago

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