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Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Ask again later

Shall i? One last time. Then delete the numbers?

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Digital version of breaking into my house to watch me sleep.

2 hours ago

Outlook good

You even make accounts on website of people I talk to on the phone or others and put locations as ones you believe they are. Make accounts under names of old Facebook friends.

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

If I'm the crazy one why do you follow me from website to website with no end goal or purpose. Whatever you think it's a no. You stalking me on the interview what do you expect.

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Even spamming with crazy or mental hospitals again while trying so so hard to get a reaction like always to use against me

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

It's why you popped up and spammed with green lambos because I was on linkedin

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Yet you still swear blind I'm the problem despite breaking into my phone to change what I write to your benign tripe

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

And that wasn't enough so you stay around trying to cause more damage to me with recruits and companies who decide to take on your poison chalice and run with it

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Then you tried to have me locked up

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You did it last year when I was trying to focus on my mum. She matters to me you don't. Yet you did this every day to upsete and make sure I have a meltdown and couldn't cope

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

3 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time? Then delete the numbers

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

It's not healthy and you make me sick. I think of harming myself when you show up

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Like a smoker who gets lung cancer. Just sad. I'm not sure if it's a cry for attention but get away from me. I don't want your problems at my door

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Some people have genuine illnesses and need genuine help, not some attention seeking wind up merchant

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

A slave to your addiction, it's sad. And boring

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Have funny tales but you are soon boring

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I thought druggies were supposed to be fun

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

should i go to ballet tonight FFS

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

You are boring

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will me and Laura get back together? Ffs

3 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't even care about cars. They do a job or it doesn't and needs fixing. That's all.

3 hours ago

Most likely

Shall i? One lasr time...then delete the numbers

3 hours ago

It is certain

I don't think I could date a builder or someone like that. It's just so boring

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

I don't get why people work to buy a house then spend their time doing stuff to it to work to pay it off.

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

3 hours ago

It is certain

B and q is where souls go to die. It's no hideous and boring.

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

3 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i risk it all and get two more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last ones for good

3 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't want to spend my free time looking at home improvements or gardening. If I had a garden it will be concrete so I can do exciting things with my life.

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is that what life has to offer. Just boring nothingness.

3 hours ago

Yes

Why all boring ads like cars, gardens or homes?.

3 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time?

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time?

3 hours ago

Most likely

Shall i? One last time?

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Will the uni email this week FFS.

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

And big motoring or motor world. Cars a boring

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Home improvements.

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

What's with the amber ads

3 hours ago

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should i move to 10 trudolubie street ffs

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

You will have to tell them when you next speak to them. I don't talk to people or tolerate them.

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Another nothing that's you think will mean something to me. All these people are in for a nasty surprise when they hear they are nothing to me.

3 hours ago

Ask again later

You changed what I wrote to some jay character

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Back with the stair lift stannah. Not sure why I'm being pestered by it. Nothing to do with me

3 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Going on about fran two years ago when I was in London. It's all a bit boring

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Bit immature, not very bright and little pathetic

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Fourth or fifth trying to write that

3 hours ago

Ask again later

Changing what I write again

3 hours ago

Yes

Do you ever have meetings where you discuss how perverse and fvked up you are like driving hundreds of miles to stalk a women whos decades younger and doesn't even talk to you

3 hours ago

My sources say no

I don't even have to give them interest or even talk to them and they try to suck the life out of me like a life raft

3 hours ago

My sources say no

Why is it always the ugly creepy old men that latch onto me and never normal decent men.

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Also why the purple lambo

3 hours ago

It is certain

That's where you picked up using Cambridge

3 hours ago

My sources say no

When you came on here asking if I would talk to you. How did you know I was on the island. No records were kept that I was there. No one was told my location

3 hours ago

It is certain

Morrisons on the island

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

is justin worth my time? FFS get a life

3 hours ago

It is certain

Is it telford

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Will Michael message me today? Ffs

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Autistic son and pet tortoises.

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Were you retired

3 hours ago

Most likely

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Are Fran and miracle going to jump a clear round at hoys next week

5 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is miracle going to be ok tomorrow

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Is Francesca going to go well at hoys next year

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Should we withdraw from hoys next week

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Will Fran and miracle get eliminated at hoys next week

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Will Fran and miracle get round the course without being eliminated at hoys next week

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will Fran and miracle jump a clear round at hoys next week

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should we take miracle jumping tomorrow

5 hours ago

Most likely

Should we take miracle jumping tomorrow

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Is miracle feeling better now

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Has miracle been feeling unwell

5 hours ago

It is certain

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

5 hours ago

Ask again later

Are miracle and Fran going to jump clear at hoys next week

5 hours ago

It is certain

Life isn’t like the movies or TV shows. It isn’t like Disney fairy tales.

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

“I. L.o.v.e Y.ou” was ba.nalized and is a cliche.

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Either way, you got it. Actions speak more than just simple cliches.

8 hours ago

My sources say no

Actions prove more than words, you know.

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Actions prove more than actions, you know.

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If he loved you he probably would have already proved it to you through actions.

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Does he love me?

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don’t believe other people have to live this this with a predator hounding them and controlling their life everyday sicko cvnt

15 hours ago

It is certain

You upset me last year and you are back doing the same this year.

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Take your waters tm ads and fvk off

15 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Take your waters to ads and fvk off

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why do you only allowe to earn money in companies you already have a Muppet in to spread your tales and continue your bs

15 hours ago

Ask again later

Will chelsea kick off? Fvk off

15 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You can't mold someone into something they don't want to be, applying pressure on them when they don't even respect you. You may have a high opinion of yourself but it doesn't have an intrinsic value to others who don't subscribe to your bs.

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

Putting someone in the wrong place and expecting the best out of them doesn't ever work. Anyone with half a brain cell would realise this.

15 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why is it that even when I'm over experienced that you then apply pressure in other ways to push me in survival mode and then say I wasn't good enough. If the extra bs you create didn't exist then maybe you would get the best out of someone

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Did this multiple times. Now you try to do it at another company, how people act is on them. If they take up the poison chalice and act on your sick instructions that's on them.

15 hours ago

My reply is no

And you recruit people who have been told things that gossip the moment I walk in the door. You try to blame my abilities but I read the room and it was stacked against me before I even began working.

15 hours ago

Without a doubt

What kind of person does that.

15 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You only allowed one position that wasn't in a location I wanted to be, the only one. It was a test.

15 hours ago

Yes

Self appointed authority to manipulate and control my life. No mandate.

15 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I'm not showing you anything you are taking time to look through my emails. None of it is yours

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why do you feel the need to look through my things and say everything is too good for me

15 hours ago

It is certain

will i sell my stuff on ebay fvk off

15 hours ago

Most likely

I don't understand why you are in my devices then say I'm the problem. It's mindbogglingly how you square that one

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Every time it's from day one before I even start the position then try to say I'm not up to the job, blame me for undermining me and force me into a job I wouldn't even go for but brag and stop my actual jobs

15 hours ago

Outlook not so good

It's the same rhetoric you said at the second and third time while spamming my devices.

15 hours ago

My sources say no

All yph are doing is disrupting my life to repeat the same disgusting activities then try to blame me as it's always happening to me with different people so it must be my fault while you sit back with your little gang trying to remove any blame at your door

15 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do you moan to me about living an expensive life or expecting someone else to pay for it while stopping me earn an income and forcing me into poverty. Do you see how it makes you look because that all you care about. Public perception

16 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you think spamming me with your life and then saying I’m jealous when your are ramming your life down my throat

16 hours ago

It is certain

Why does it take over two and a half years to plan a wedding? If you wanted to be married you would have done it over 700 times by now

16 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take your stannah bs and fvk off with your Barclays. Bs

16 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You purposely spam me with weddings and change the ads when I come on here yet you have been sending I love you gifs to someone else. What a prat

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Pack up your life and fvk off. I don’t respect you, trust you and even like you.

16 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I see the gifs you send as well

16 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You spam with wedding and moaning about being high maintenance. Your life isn’t my problem so fvk off

16 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Do you realise I get all of your emoji history I see what you send to people

16 hours ago

My reply is no

So far you have only allowed the job that gets you off the hook, never about my preference or best interests and stopped the rest

17 hours ago

Outlook not so good

So far you have only allowed the job that gets you off the hook, never about my preference or best interests and stopped the rest

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You are allowing me to get a job this year, even when it won’t get you off the hook or are you planning on making me freeze to death this winter

18 hours ago

Ask again later

Msl cmm training get out

19 hours ago

Yes

What will it take to get rid of you

19 hours ago

Without a doubt

Two years your fvking wedding sht in my life fvk off

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Alejandra poupel wedding planners fvk off

19 hours ago

It is certain

Did she like the flowers

20 hours ago

You may rely on it

Did she like the flowers

20 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will she take me back

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Does she still have feelings for me

20 hours ago

It is certain

Does she still have feelings for me

20 hours ago

Yes

Does she still have feelings for me

20 hours ago

Very doubtful

Does she still have feelings for me

20 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does she still have feelings for me

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Does she still have feelings for me

20 hours ago

Yes

Does she still have feelings for me

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why did you drove 500 miles to stalk me and hide around the corner

1 day ago

Yes

You only work in self interest and so far it's blown up in your face but it's my life that's suffered. See why your a cvnt yet

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why do you think your decision on my career is more important than me who has to do the work.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You forced us here. You had a motive to do so. Now you are hiding like a coward.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Why do you spam that I don't want a job when it's the only type of job I apply for. Who do you think you are

1 day ago

Ask again later

Do you see how the optics are

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

While stopping me get a job and forcing me to live in poverty is a sht move

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Do you understand that spamming someone or moaning about your job

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Should I run? Fvk off

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Do your friends and family know what you do to people

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you force us back here

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will I get the havant job fvk off I don't care.

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

It's illegal to do so. You did it before to stop my jobs applications over 3 years ago

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Looking through my emails when you shouldn't have access to my device

1 day ago

It is certain

What do you tell them to repeat it, that's on them

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why did you drive 500 miles to where I was staying when I never told anyone my location

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why did you drove 500 miles to where I was staying when I never told anyone my location

1 day ago

Without a doubt

I think following me around the country then trapping me and removing my ability to physically leave is part of it.

1 day ago

It is certain

Security thinks it's only a matter of time before you act

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Especially when you trapped me here and read my emails and bragged you delete jobs so I can't leave

1 day ago

You may rely on it

You curb my freedom of express by stopping my words and replacing them with yours

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

You cure my freedom of express by stopping my words and replacing them with yours

1 day ago

My reply is no

It's concerning you never accept then you aren't welcome and won't leave me alone

1 day ago

Yes

Others think you have the traits on a sta lker ki ller

1 day ago

Yes

You never accept being told no and to leave me alone. Spamming with naked women. It's not a quantum leap. Is it.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Are you any different to a rapist

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I get the job fvk off

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Do you not care because you think you can get away with it. Hounding me forcing me here and forcing your sick bs on me

1 day ago

It is certain

Do you not see what it's s e x u a l ha ra SS ment

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Should I keep the tights fvk off

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with naked women

1 day ago

My reply is no

freddie cheats in tests fvk off

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Do you understand that changing my words to your tripe is an attack on my freedoms

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Every time I say it's hindering my human rights to live and removing my freedoms

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You see what you are doing

1 day ago

Most likely

am i pregnant fvk off

1 day ago

You may rely on it

does beth like malachi fvk off weirdo

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

This is a positive? Fvk off

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Because you still do it

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you understand what I'm saying

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Unsolicited to spam with naked women or dating

1 day ago

My reply is no

shall i go with her? FFS fvk off creep

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Unsolicited yet again

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Today you changed what I write to mas ter bation

1 day ago

Yes

You forced us back here then said you were going to touch me in the supermarket as it was the only place I went

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Do you understand what unsolicited messaging is

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

will demetrice file chapter 7 bankruptcy? Ffs

1 day ago

You may rely on it

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