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Am i in bed with my girlfriend

1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

Am i in bed with my girlfriend

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Am i in bed with my girlfriend

1 hour ago

My sources say no

Will it be ok

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Will it be ok

2 hours ago

Ask again later

Today will be smoothly.

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't know why my life is anyone else's concern. Fvk off then I can have a sht in peace without half the fvking army knowing.

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Trapped me here and forcing me In to financial poverty, recruiting others to ruin my career. Fvk off.

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't need to fvking creep hacking into my phone and changing what I write. Fvk off

3 hours ago

It is certain

Do I respond to any guys texts, no. Fvk off

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I don't give a sht who anyone is, if they aren't welcome in my life then fvk off.

3 hours ago

Ask again later

None of you creeps are welcome. Fvk off

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will penny realise he is a predator? Fvk off with your sht

3 hours ago

Most likely

Looking through my phone to the point it doesn't work properly to see what I'm doing. If you were welcome in my life you wouldn't need to use illegal means to know about me

3 hours ago

My sources say no

You forced us back here now fck off

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Stop preventing us from leaving like to did last year and before. Fvk off

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Take your recruits and fvk off

3 hours ago

Most likely

You forced us back here yet won't say on of the rubbish to hack my phone to my face like a coward

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You aren't welcome and never have been so fvk off

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why did you force me here now continue to intrude on my life every fcking day

3 hours ago

My reply is no

You purposely set me up to get a response, you did it all of last year as well, changing. What I write

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take you antisemitic bs and your devil images and leave

4 hours ago

It is certain

IG invests and temu trash

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why are you back in my feed

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Quit spamming me with engagement rings as well. Done it since 2023.

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Quit with your stupid Instagram rubbish about someone having a month to live or things about funerals. I don't need this bs

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I don't want men watching me wash and forcing a security bubble around me. It's not normal or healthy.

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't know what you think it will achieve, it just extends the time I have security and makes you look worse than you already do

6 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I don't know who you are and I don't even care. It's pointless.

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Purposely trying to trigger me and not allowing me to love or move on with my life

6 hours ago

Outlook good

You do it to get a reaction it's called reactive abuse.

6 hours ago

Most likely

Spamming with the market place companies. Get out.

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Spamming me with stalham?

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Spamming me with items from my bedroom is sick

6 hours ago

Cannot predict now

deku x deku ? Get out

6 hours ago

Ask again later

So stop logging into my phone everyday to read my emails, see. What I'm doing and trying to communicate with me. It's sickening. Spamming me with places and believing it's normal. Get out

6 hours ago

Yes

I refuse to accept your unwelcome intrusion and your silly little games like forcing me here and your delusions

6 hours ago

Without a doubt

Just a load of bull sht

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Hacking into my phone because you don't have the bulls to do this rubbish in person

6 hours ago

Yes - definitely

On every app

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why is my phone crash

7 hours ago

Outlook good

will I get good at electric guitar

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I am feverish...

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

G will I get on ok?

10 hours ago

Outlook good

G will I have success?

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

G will I be ok?

11 hours ago

My reply is no

G will I have success?

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Intrusive thoughts, leave me alone…

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall i? One last time?

21 hours ago

It is certain

Shall i? One last time?

21 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

21 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Very doubtful

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i? One last time?

22 hours ago

Outlook good

They aren't kosher so why stop someone who isn't going to be compatible

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do they need to prevent me when I don't want anything to do with them or their men

23 hours ago

Without a doubt

Why do they stop me dating then go on and on about their lives in my phone

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does he miss me go away

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does Jordan miss me? Which one is it? Yes or no? Go away

23 hours ago

Cannot predict now

It is painful to have a tattoo, but it is even more painful to remove with a laser.

23 hours ago

Yes - definitely

A tattoo is for all your whole life. It takes a big responsibility. Even if you’d regret it and remove it with a laser. It won’t be the same thing.

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I get a tattoo

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why were guys banned from dating me

1 day ago

Most likely

Will I go on a date with a mensch when I get back to london

1 day ago

Ask again later

But that’s ok. It isn’t because I am on the Nintendo team that I will be against those who like Xbox or PlayStation.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

I’m 34 years a female gamer and my first console was a Super Nintendo 64 when I was around 5/6 years old.

1 day ago

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When I am not on my iPad or playing games on desktop steam platform. I am probably playing on Nintendo Switch.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Don't get me wrong, I also tested PlayStation 1 and PlayStation Vita, but nothing compares to Nintendo consoles.

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I am a team Nintendo, but I briefly tested an Xbox 360 in the past, and I prefer Nintendo consoles.

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Why the heck would you buy an XBox

1 day ago

Don't count on it

I hope today goes smoothly.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have success?

1 day ago

Don't count on it

G will I have success?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

G will I have success?

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Has my mam died

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Don’t be such a pessimist, Magic 8.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

May tonight have sweet dreams.

2 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

It is certain

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i? One last time?

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Spamming me with overseas all the time, is that the goal drive me out of the UK with your silly little games.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

How many more times are you planning on repeating the same bs and lies, each places does a bit extra than the previous so it just makes the hole you dug a bit bigger.

2 days ago

My sources say no

It should clear your obsession, chasing me around the country with recruits and I can't even remember you, just the irritating noise of when you disrupt my speech on here

2 days ago

Ask again later

You should probably think about the imbalance of effort and disparity of care given.

2 days ago

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I don't even remember what you look like

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why do you still turn up online whatever website I visit and tell others you recruit

2 days ago

My sources say no

Why do you turn nasty on here about men who supported or protected me when you don't even know them

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Why do you spread lies about myself and men I've never met

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you spread lies about myself and men I've never met

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

go for it.....see what happens? Go away

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

I don't understand why for years after I leave a place you still follow me around the country and spread lies about me. Follow me online to any site I visit on personal devices, check my private emails and think this is acceptable or normal

2 days ago

You may rely on it

I don't compete against anyone, any athlete will tell you the same.

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

I'm not competing against you, I don't know or are which one you are from which company.

2 days ago

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I don't follow any of you people or your recruits, so why follow someone who doesn't care about you

2 days ago

It is certain

Why do you spread lies about me and prevent me

2 days ago

It is certain

Why do you hack my devices and follow me in person or o line

2 days ago

Outlook good

Am I gonna win? Leave me alone

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why don't you let me live me life instead of forcing me into these awful situations where I'm miserable

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I see him soon? Please leave me alone

2 days ago

It is certain

Ok, ok.

2 days ago

It is certain

Thank you on behalf of British Jews. Shana Tova

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

He can go to h#ll.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

He won't test my patience anymore.

2 days ago

My sources say no

F#ck him and all that.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

G will I make a comeback?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have success?

2 days ago

My reply is no

Will Emma and I be ok ?

2 days ago

Yes

Take your paint and drawings go away with your sciatica bs

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Take your Lowestoft bs and go away

3 days ago

Ask again later

Spamming me with company ads ive done governance work on is pathetic

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Take your hideous tribe with you. All you do is target me through my accounts then spread your lies

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Take your insurance ads and get out

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Looking at chef bs and CIA. Do you have an account on the telegraph

3 days ago

Yes

Shall I book dubai? How about get out

3 days ago

Outlook good

Take your stupid rubbish and get lost.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Spamming with property in a place I never wanted to be and was forced here

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Are u a robot? Get out

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Also take your location rubbish including water and get out. Vulture, looking to rip of my life and get information to ruin another opportunity with your. Gang of horrible people

3 days ago

It is certain

I never gave you whoever you are so leave me alone stay out of my emails and get out of my life

3 days ago

Outlook good

Take you ethical hacking bs ads and your stupid she phoenix leave me alone, nothing ethical about illegally hacking someone. I pay my bill and never give you permission

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Why are you spamming with jungle, I don't care about them or others

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I hear from him by my February

3 days ago

It is certain

Will I hear from him by my birthday

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I hear from him by my birthday

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I hear from him before Christmas

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will my brother and his wife separate

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I see him again

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I see him again

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i? One last time?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i? One last time?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

G would Amalia date me?

3 days ago

Most likely

What the heck? This sounded like come out of fiction. It isn't real, is it?

3 days ago

Ask again later

OK, this is gross, but I heated up leftovers in the microwave for 3 minutes and, when I opened it, there was an ant in there walking on the rotating tray. How did that ant live after being nuked for 3 minutes? Did I make a radioactive mutant ant?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

said person went and js cut everything off between us and tbh I’ve sat bawling my eyes out bcuz ik I wasn’t the greatest person towards them but I’m not ready to js move on. They said they would text me once they are ready or js in general if they ever want me back but ik that won’t happen bcuz they want to put themselves first. And im ok w that it js kinda hurts yk? Cuz like i still know i love them but i gotta get over it bcuz ik feelings are nvr gonna be reciprocated so im gonna js have to try to move on. Well sorry for like the rlly random yap js had to say smth bcuz i don’t rlly have anyone else anymore that would actually sit and listen and not make it abt themselves or js not care

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

I don't know who or what you are but it's all a bit naff. Me me me. Stuff again and obsessed with money

4 days ago

You may rely on it

I don't have the patience for some disruptive person messing with my Instagram

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Maybe swing a chicken around your head, repent and do better next year

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will mick message me ? Please go away.

4 days ago

It is certain

How long is this loop on insta going to last

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Lack of emotional commitment. Some people are unbelievable.

4 days ago

Outlook good

Will i see the motorcycle again

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Will we get plot 174

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will we get plot 165

4 days ago

My sources say no

I’m going to do well at work today aren’t I?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Am I thinking too hard?

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Am I thinking too hard?

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I be happy leaving the game at work today?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Will I be happy leaving the game at work today?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Will I be happy leaving the game at work today?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Why do you moan about high maintenance women when it's literally your choice who you date

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Boring, boring…

5 days ago

Very doubtful

Quit saying you will never leave me, that I chose you and there's no leaving. I don't know who you are, it's possessive, creepy and upsetting.

5 days ago

Don't count on it

I was apologising to those would kept me secure and I have been a gemlin to, not those purposely antagonising me and using my feed to post triggering things

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

I'm sick of apologising to people who do this to me with the hope they will leave me one as they got their apology.

5 days ago

Without a doubt

also what's the obsession with Scotland and begging for an apology. I seem the been the one apologising for reacting to the situation while everyone else uses it to attack me and never once apologized

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why do you purposely put water rubbish and things that are personally traumatizing along with ads for affiliated companies to other situations

5 days ago

Outlook good

But you need to prove to them that you truly regret it from the bottom of your heart. Words aren’t enough. Actions say more.

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Whatever has happened to you. I hope the person whom you’ve hurt can forgive you.

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

If you’re not Aaron from the US. Then you don’t need to apologize.

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Unless you’re Aaron. You don’t owe me any apologies over these seven years. Just him.

5 days ago

My sources say no

For what?

5 days ago

Yes

I'm sorry

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will I leave my first official game happy?

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

I feel the wind underneath my dress…

5 days ago

Outlook good

I am without undies underneath my dress. That’s freedom.

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

Should we leave cambridge? I don't care just leave me alone

6 days ago

Without a doubt

Why does someone keep putting in my insta that they will never leave me. Please leave whoever you are. You make me feel sick with the ads like to companies.

6 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Did they force us back here to trap and punish for me for trying to live

6 days ago

Don't count on it

Do i text jasper?

6 days ago

Without a doubt

Do i turn this south with filly?

6 days ago

My sources say no

will i get my boots ? Just leave me alone. Stopping trying to talk to me or whatever this is.

6 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Am I kinky? Go away

6 days ago

It is certain

Also stop with the colleague nonsense and you ads for 5

6 days ago

My reply is no

Why did you put a post in my feed about if you knew how many people benefit from them winning then you would understand it isn't about money

6 days ago

Most likely

Who's spamming me with brands of the items I had broken for me when someone broke in and destroyed my things

6 days ago

Outlook not so good

Go away with your Simon sinek. Leave me alone

6 days ago

Outlook good

Will any locals let me swing their chicken around my head

6 days ago

Outlook not so good

Thank you for the last few days.

6 days ago

Don't count on it

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