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What idiot has he been talking to as hes not smart enough to think of things himself

3 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

What idiot has he been talking to as he

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

back with the cancer bs. why would i care about cancer? its only you wheel out everytime i callout your fvked up actions

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

mental hospital is where you should be

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

i know what you did and its beyond sick to over lay my image

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

is it going to be fired for last night

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

They are emotionally unavailable. They won’t ever reciprocate. They are super.ficial and casual.

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

They play dumb or ignorant with you, but you have been trying to express this for a long time and they still act in the same way.

8 hours ago

Most likely

It is useless. You try to explain to your love interest or crush that you want an emotional and reciprocal connection and then they act clueless.

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will I see my crush tonight

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I see my crush tonight

11 hours ago

Yes

Will I see lafe tonight

11 hours ago

Ask again later

Will I see lafe tonight

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

should I end it with julia

19 hours ago

Signs point to yes

should I sack Julia off

19 hours ago

Outlook good

should I sack Julia ofd

19 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Am I wasting my time with Julia

19 hours ago

My reply is no

It is kinda ironic. Sometimes all I have are words and well words have power over things and people. But words are still one of the ways I find myself in texts to express my feelings about things around me.

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

is taking on the sc job the right choice for me?

1 day ago

Most likely

is taking on the sc job the right choice for me?

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

will i hear from GXX by end of today?

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Should I sneak him over on Friday?

1 day ago

Most likely

Do i have spinal stenosis

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Do i have spinal stenosis

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will my employment terminated

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Wil i i be sacked thursday

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Will.i be sacked thursday

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Will I be sacked

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Am i going to lose my job

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Am.i going to lose my job

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will I get the mmm job

1 day ago

Ask again later

Should I take the mmm job if I get it

1 day ago

My reply is no

Should I take the sc job

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I don’t know any of you from this site. I just decided to spread some pearls of wisdom today.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

If I say “we” I mean p.e.o.p.le in general, alright?

1 day ago

Without a doubt

In the end, we are our own real friends. Not the other people.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Do it for yourself, but not for the others.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Did he come in that day at work to see me?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

leave tom alone, he has enough problems dealing with TNT

2 days ago

Yes

Will I get an offer from

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will I get an offer

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Does Thomas like me?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I lose my job

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Do i have spinal stenosis

2 days ago

Yes

Blah blah blah

2 days ago

Ask again later

Shall i risk it and then reset in the morning, and get my very last ever bag from the albanians tonight...that

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

Shall i risk it and then reset in the morning, and get my very last ever bag from the albanians tonight...that's it for good

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will i have a child?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Marcus Enoch Meade loves me and takes care of me

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Marcus Enoch Meade loves me and takes care of me

3 days ago

It is certain

Will she sign

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will she sign

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will she sign

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will she sign

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will she sign

3 days ago

It is certain

Should I call in today?

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Do i have spinal stenosis

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will I be sacked

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Will Paul and Mel work out?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will I ever hear from Paul again?

3 days ago

It is certain

If I

3 days ago

Very doubtful

If I

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will she

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will she

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will she

3 days ago

It is certain

Will she

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will she

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Will she

3 days ago

My sources say no

Will she

3 days ago

It is certain

Will she

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will I be able to keep my new phone?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Blah blah blah.

3 days ago

Most likely

Shall i completely reset tomorrow and get 2 final ever bags from the albanians now? And really mean it this time

3 days ago

Most likely

Shall i completely reset tomorrow and get 2 final ever bags from the albanians now? And really mean it this time

3 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i completely reset tomorrow and get 2 final ever bags from the albanians now? And really mean it this time

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do i properly reset tomorrow and get 2 more from the Albanians again?

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Do i properly reset tomorrow and get 2 more from the Albanians again?

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Do i properly reset tomorrow and get 2 more from the Albanians again?

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Do i properly reset tomorrow and get 2 more from the Albanians again?

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Do i properly reset tomorrow and get 2 more from the Albanians again?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Blah blah blah.

4 days ago

It is certain

Shall i risk it all and get one final ever bag from the Albanians now?

4 days ago

It is certain

Shall i risk it all and get one final ever bag from the Albanians now?

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i risk it all and get one final ever bag from the Albanians now?

4 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i risk it all and get one final ever bag from the Albanians now?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i risk it all and get one final ever bag from the Albanians now?

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

If Broxk

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

If Broxk

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

In general, in the sense common, people resolve their problems in therapy if they can’t resolve them by themselves.

5 days ago

Yes

Will Liz take me to an employment tribunal

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

I didn’t request your opinion.

5 days ago

You may rely on it

I was just facing an emotionally unavailable person. They have traumas, but traumas resolve with therapy.

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You’re a moron. I never said I was the solution and “we” are the people in general.

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will the Liz situation be okay

5 days ago

Most likely

Will I need surgery

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Do I have spinal stenosis

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will the neurologist have a diagnosis for me

5 days ago

My sources say no

Will the neurologist have a diagnosis for me

5 days ago

Don't count on it

i guess you think you are the solution when you are the problem

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

absolute joke

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

we? whos we?

5 days ago

Very doubtful

A trauma doesn’t justify. Traumas we treat on therapy.

5 days ago

As I see it, yes

Some people are emotionally unavailable. Those are shallow and superficial.

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Hmm oh

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

ravyena? #vomit

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Please leave for good

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Should I go for a run

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I go for a run

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Should I go for a run

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I go for a run

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Should I go for a run

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Should I go for a run

5 days ago

My reply is no

Nooooo way

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

I be geeked up motivated

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I be geeked up motivated

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Im a try them roids

5 days ago

Outlook good

Blah blah blah

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

5 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

5 days ago

Ask again later

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

5 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

5 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i risk it all and get my last ever bag on the boys lives?

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

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