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Do you see how sick in the head you are along with your little gang of nitwits around the country, waiting to see what I do next or how what I say can be used to their advantage and denounce their actions

3 hours ago

Yes

Why do I need Durex ads when my setting as personalised and this is not something I’m looking up

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Instead of saying what is suitable you hide and play games.

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will we get mortgage offer ? So mature changing what I write.

3 hours ago

Yes

You are a coward, I’m asking you what I’d suitable to give back and you hide then will spam me in a few hours until I react like usual.

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You still haven’t answered on what I should give back to you on any of the counts mentioned below, there are others that we are all aware of

3 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I won’t apologise yet to people who deserve an apology because an apology is genuine and is a conscious effort to not repeat the same mistake. I can’t do that if you do the same thing for days on end until I react.

3 hours ago

Yes

What about spamming me to get a reaction then omitting your provocations and using my reaction as evidence to support your opinion that I’m a terrible person.

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Hounding me out of a company and industry, then doing it again twice more for in different industries, what would be suitable to give back

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I ask because it’s not being about being a professional victim as you like to label but to ask what is a suitable expectation to give back after receiving yours

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

How would you give back to spreading malicious lies about myself to ruin my name and link me to married men who I’ve never met.

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I’m waiting for the answers as you have been typing over, I have published it though.bit of a coward to always hide

4 hours ago

Most likely

I think I give back on here when you spam me with nasty s e x toys and wedding dresses

4 hours ago

Yes

What about stealing my jewellery and urinating over my bedroom while I was working elsewhere give back

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

What would using my email to sign up to lesbian things despite only being attracted to men give back

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What would breaking into my emails and ganging up on a person across a country give back

4 hours ago

Most likely

Kabbalah teaches it's balance: what you create, reality gives back.

4 hours ago

Yes

Not hurting the person foot, what do you think about that?

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

So they can’t paint anymore

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

If they are a painter, an eye for an eye would mean to hurt their hand

4 hours ago

Ask again later

The rabbi said, if you are a runner and someone hurts your foot so you can’t run anymore

4 hours ago

Yes

Do you believe in an eye for an eye

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Do you have a certificate

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What’s with the Stannah stairlift bs

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

How do you know my emails an hour before they arrive

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Mamas and papas

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

And NCA rubbish

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

What’s with your faking temu

4 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I get a job in London this year as I’m not ever going back into cs

4 hours ago

My sources say no

What's dola

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Uncertain times...

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

Outlook good

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

My reply is no

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

should i move areas on my current job

10 hours ago

My reply is no

G will I have another girlfriend?

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

Think you are clever hacking me and playing both side, then hide like a coward when called out

18 hours ago

Yes

Is it the noah bs?

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Who are you coaching fatty

18 hours ago

Ask again later

And answering questions with stupid answers gwr

18 hours ago

Ask again later

What's this pookie bs

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

Same with the stannah stairlift

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You do this on purpose. Fvk off

1 day ago

Yes

Why are you spamming with engagement ring and breastfeeding again

1 day ago

Most likely

Spamming with dating women, sicko. I only like Jewish men to have a Jewish family

1 day ago

My sources say no

is there any way to improve my arthritis? I don't care

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Bondage outfits and women. You dirty creep

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why did you spam me with s e x toy ads

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

crab for dinner? Fvk off unkosher

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You wonder why I'm furious at this sht. You don't even remember the sick lies you say and the things you forced into my feed.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

You must be desperate for some reason and I don't care, just leave me alone along with your mental creeps desperate to know what I'm doing next

1 day ago

Most likely

What fvked up human lies about this and spamms with dead baby charities two years in a row

1 day ago

Yes

Even said your had a baby that died which is another sick lie

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Two years you played the stupid pregnancy card along with the lie about dying of cancer, being married yet wanting every guy around to text you. All along being obsessed with whatever I do.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why do you spam me and hack my words

1 day ago

My reply is no

What do you even do other than think you look like a vicar

1 day ago

My reply is no

Will he text me tonight? How about fvk off

1 day ago

Outlook good

Probably going to try to use my reaction on here as evidence I am the problem, omitting you are the cause

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Your issues aren't my problem and have been asked to leave me alone many times egotistical

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Two years of spamming about babies

1 day ago

Most likely

Forced me here and try to control me to get yourself and your little friends off the hook. Fvk you

1 day ago

Yes

Self-centered: Focusing almost entirely on oneself and personal advantage.Boasting: Frequently talking about personal achievements, looks, wealth, or status.Lack of Empathy: Showing little concern for the feelings or viewpoints of others

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Spamming me with your cant get pregnant isn't my fcking problem egotistical sharing things

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Fvk off temu

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Certain companies and departments showing when it's completely unrelated to anything I look at. What a fcking surprise

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Crashed my email account what a fcking surprise

1 day ago

My reply is no

Where the fvk is marlow

1 day ago

My reply is no

Take your obsession with trying to make me homeless, owning me or controlling my life against my interests and wishes and fvk off

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Someone who acts as you do should be in a facility, not allowed to do these activity or live with freedoms you are clearing not worthy of

1 day ago

Don't count on it

I don't know if you have always had the mental age of a child but I suspect you put on a show to avoid accountability

1 day ago

Don't count on it

You shouldn't be a problem in my life because you aren't welcome in it

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

How many years are you are your jumped up little friends going to try to recreate the same problems then blame me for not accepting your lies and bs

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Does Michael still like me? Fvk off

1 day ago

Most likely

If I wanted children I would do something to make it happen, I shouldn't have to deal with a mental case intrusion

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I don't care who you think you are or what self inflated ego you have, you are toxic to do this and to encourage others to do so

1 day ago

My reply is no

No one should have to tolerate you against their will.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

I'm not the only one who needs painkillers to deal with you. You do this to me then blame me for reacting to your bs

1 day ago

Yes

You make me need to be medication for pain because you cause so much distress with you little fvking recruits

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

You make me need pain medication from you constant intrusion

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Will I get pregnant this cycle? Fvk off

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You are a fvking headache

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Stop preventing me with being with my own kind and having to tolerate this bs daily. I fvking hate you and wish you would fvk off

1 day ago

My reply is no

Turning hyper after reading my emails that are private and I haven't given you permission to view

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Stop changing what I write and leave me alone instead of changing what I write

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

I shouldn't have to put up with your stuff in my account or your nasty fvked up obsession telling people what I'm doing and being hyper at me when you see an email

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Is that what the dark web posts were about

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Why do you pretend to be a child at school are you a predator

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

I hope today goes smoothly.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Will Emily message me soon?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Will Duncan message me back

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Will Duncan message me back

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Will Duncan message me back

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will Duncan message me back

1 day ago

Ask again later

Will Duncan message me back

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Will Duncan message me back

1 day ago

My reply is no

Is Emily thinking about us?

1 day ago

Outlook good

Does that

1 day ago

My sources say no

Like spamming with certain companies all weekend, you are nothing but a cretin and a desperate one at that. Giving out conversations I had on my phone to people it was about

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

stop looking into my private accounts then spamming with memes about g-d putting blocks in my way when it’s you

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Take your greene king and do one

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Change what I write from normality to your stupidity then try to stop it twice from being exposed

1 day ago

My reply is no

Are nick and ali star-crossed lovers? You think you are Shakespeare? I think you are a bird brain inbred who won’t leave me alone

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Are nick and ali star-crossed lovers? You think you are Shakespeare? I think you are a bird brain inbred who won’t leave me alone

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

I post send the rubbish you didn’t change so others can see what stupidity I’m dumped with everyday

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

You are like a foie gras farmer! Ramming your bs down my throat

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Literally don’t care about you or any of this tripe you force onto me

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Spamming about your sister in law then changing it again,

2 days ago

My sources say no

will zach break up with his girlfriend tonight? Clown

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

s? Why do I care about an s for. Fking clown

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why are you spamming my feed about betrayal?

2 days ago

Yes

Is he nervous

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Does he love me

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Does he love me

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

I want to sleep in peace without nightmares or intrusive thoughts.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

No bad dream today, please.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Does Jill miss me?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

“ Cause she's so high High above me She's so lovely She's so high Like Cleopatra, Joan of Arc, or Aphrodite 'Cause she's so high High above me”

2 days ago

Most likely

should i bet higher

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

should i bet higher

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

should i bet higher

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

should i bet more

2 days ago

Outlook good

Fyi this is the polite version

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Whos stopping my emails, fix it I have a verification email last night and today not arrived stop being a cvnt

2 days ago

Outlook good

I didn't do cardio today. I only trained. I was so tired.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

I am so tired from the gym.

2 days ago

Yes

With him

3 days ago

Without a doubt

With him

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I ever know true love

3 days ago

Yes

Will I know what real love is with him

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Is he going to love me

3 days ago

Outlook good

Are we building for the future

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Are the others going to find out

3 days ago

My sources say no

Are we going to be happy

3 days ago

Yes

Are we going to be happy

3 days ago

Better not tell you now

Is he excited to see me

3 days ago

You may rely on it

It is hot and dry around here.

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should I go out

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Should I repack bag

4 days ago

Ask again later

Paper tiger springs to mind.

4 days ago

Without a doubt

You don't own me like you professed to me, if you did you wouldn't be paranoid to hacking me multiple times a day to check who I talk to

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

If you did get away with preventing me and claiming you own me then when do you keep checking in on me.

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

100-0 Vs 1-1 then bragging you get away with it when you spam my feed

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Stopping me live my life and then paranoid for your own actions.

4 days ago

Most likely

Sht on people then are paranoid about the consequences.

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

so we cld be together?i should cocoa ? Fvk off

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Stop trying to manage my life or control me to manipulate a situation you created, go fvk yourself.

4 days ago

You may rely on it

If living my life makes you jealous or uncomfortable then fvk off, I don't care about you.

4 days ago

My sources say no

My life shouldn't be hindered because of other people so fvk off.

4 days ago

Outlook good

My life shouldn't be hindered because of other people so fvk off.

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Preventing me go to a certain location I plan on moving to. Fvk off. You are crossing a line.

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Take your stair lift and fvk off

4 days ago

My sources say no

Why the fvk did their ads pop up I left that place

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will I see Callum again

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will Thomas be my boyfriend?

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Obsessed with me, knives and any guy that works around me. It's not a good combination

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Will I be working this week? Go away

5 days ago

My sources say no

Stop with the stupid videos about having snipers in my garden, it's stupid.

5 days ago

Very doubtful

is it just him ? Go away. Stop trying to talk to me. You sicko

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

The fact the only way you can get to me is hacking speak volume of how much you are welcome

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

You upset me and do it on purpose,leave me alone

5 days ago

It is certain

Just get lost freak, claiming you are rage baiting a friend, you are a stranger freak

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

is she going to pick the other guy, or am i going to take him myself? *pink girl* go away

5 days ago

My sources say no

Maybe go to the shop for a long weight, that should keep you busy and out of my life. For a bit

5 days ago

You may rely on it

Am i useless? Go away, leave me alone. You are as much use to my life as sky hooks

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

You slipped through the evolutionary net.

5 days ago

It is certain

You waste everyone's time with your childish obsession over me, just fvk off back to the zoo and hang out with the animals

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does jp loves me? Go back to the zoo with the rest of the animals

5 days ago

Yes

Spamming with look a likes of people who worked around me, achieves what exactly? You are nothing and they are working so, take this pathetic game you play and shove it

5 days ago

My reply is no

There's a reason why you are doing it so say what it will take to be rid of you

5 days ago

Don't count on it

What's it going to take to be rid of you

5 days ago

My reply is no

Why do you fill my feed with everything I dislike apart from yourself

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Take your stupid cartoons and your stupid drugs and go away

5 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

5 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

5 days ago

It is certain

I hope you guys have a nice morning/ afternoon or evening ( in my case the afternoon is ending and we’re getting night).

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Do i order a chinese for my dinner

5 days ago

Signs point to yes

Do i order a chinese for my dinner?

5 days ago

Most likely

Do i order a chinese for my dinner?

5 days ago

Very doubtful

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