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Who are us?

19 minutes ago

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They lost access the moment they forced us back here unforgivable

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

They lost access the moment they forced us back here unforgivable

2 hours ago

It is certain

They lost access the moment they forced us back here unforgivable

2 hours ago

Outlook good

They lost access the moment they forced us back here unforgivable

2 hours ago

Outlook not so good

They lost access the moment they forced us back here unforgivable

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

They lost access the moment they forced us back here unforgivable

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

They lost access the moment they forced us back here unforgivable

2 hours ago

Most likely

Why do they spam with people I dislike

2 hours ago

Ask again later

Why do they spam with people I dislike

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do they spam with people I dislike

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why do they spam with people I dislike

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do they spam with people I dislike

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Why do they spam with people I dislike

2 hours ago

Yes

Why do they spam with people I dislike

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why do they spam with people I dislike

2 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer am I being trapped here while they prevent me earning an income outside of their controlled company set ups

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

How much longer am I being trapped here while they prevent me earning an income outside of their controlled company set ups

2 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer am I being trapped here while they prevent me earning an income outside of their controlled company set ups

2 hours ago

My sources say no

How much longer am I being trapped here while they prevent me earning an income outside of their controlled company set ups

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

How much longer am I being trapped here while they prevent me earning an income outside of their controlled company set ups

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

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Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

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Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

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Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

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Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

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Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

Yes

Will I get away from them alive

2 hours ago

Very doubtful

Will I get away from them alice

2 hours ago

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Arevtgey planning on trapping me here the rest of my life

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Those that are important don't need to persuade others

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

That's some insurance level sht

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

No one who is important fills someone else insta feed telling them they are important

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

I'm sick of having you and your bs turn up in my life and accounts fvk off

3 hours ago

It is certain

Filling my feed with ai cats and memes about how important you are

3 hours ago

Don't count on it

Stuck up selfish with your Boden ads and Veronica workplace cartoon

3 hours ago

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I don't give a sht you think it's a flex to turn up late, or you spam with work this work that fvkoff take your fvking cats memes with you

3 hours ago

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Get your stuff out of my Instagram

3 hours ago

Outlook good

Get your stuff out of my Instagram you selfish hunan

3 hours ago

My reply is no

Stop trying to delete or change what I write

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

Yet it's never enough, you seem o think I always deserve more to be done to me

4 hours ago

Most likely

Why did you put bleach in my laundry detergent to ruin the few clothes you hadn't cut up or urinated on

4 hours ago

My reply is no

What kind of person breaks in and urinates over someone's bedroom

4 hours ago

Outlook good

All to get a reaction to use against me

4 hours ago

It is certain

You cut up my pearl necklaces that were my great great grandparents

4 hours ago

You may rely on it

Every single piece you stole was bought by relatives *that are now dead. Parent, grandparents, great grandparents. None of it was yours.

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

Every single piece you stole was bought by relatives you are now dead. Parent, grandparents, great grandparents. None of it was yours.

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I want my jewelry back that you stole

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Yet all you do is try to blame me and same I'm the bad person for reacting to all of this

4 hours ago

Most likely

Still broken my cameras with your shoddy hak so I can use them properly and you have control

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

And now you have trapped me, stopping my jobs and changing what I write to hound me daily with your mental bs.

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

She wanted to get up and leave together, get away from all of you hounding me. You trapped us then forced me to use my savings to live on until they had gone i couldn't afford to fix you damage to my car and that wasn't enough you spammed and spammed and tried to havee taken away from her when she needed me most

4 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

She saw no way out because you were too busy preventing me to make me punish for wanting this onslaught to end and finally having a person in my corner who looked into what was happening.

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

I'm not ashamed to say begged my mum to try and get better, she was desperate to leave this place and stopped eating anything that made her better. She didn't want to live in the horrible situation you forced upon us

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

While you had your little recruits hounding me at work this year.

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

My mum was reliant on me, to earn money, get us away yet you did this. Then you use that fact that I was crying and begging her to eat to spam and say I didn't beg her enough

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Even a I write these things you kept changing what I wrote to prevent me from posting it

4 hours ago

My sources say no

All the time you never ever leave me alone.

4 hours ago

Yes

When we finally came back to the house you had done the same to those in my old bedroom

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Twisted another pair and did the same with my sun opticals

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Bent them in half and placed them in my driver's footwell

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Removed screws from my opticals

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Broke into my car

4 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You messed with my computer breaking and stability the night we had severe weather warnings for ice in Kent.

4 hours ago

Outlook good

Thousands of pounds it's costs to fix what you do to me.

4 hours ago

It is certain

The year prior to do the same thing on my car

5 hours ago

Outlook good

You cut a patch of gras

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

Last year you dog a hole in the gravel to get under the car

5 hours ago

Yes

You broke my alternator twice on my smart car

5 hours ago

Outlook good

You purposely cause me to meltdown to then use it against me.

5 hours ago

It is certain

Even jammed our cameras and out rats through our letter box once we were forced to return, my mother was in the hallway at the time you did it.

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Never had a single problem with my land rover until you at work found out I had one. I had it for months before you saw me in it. Then a bucket list of problems. Pipes cuts when fuels was at record highs, nails in tires when it was time to move. Trackers mess with the ECU that was replaced twice and I had to stay up at night to ensure no one put another device on it. Worked until I fell asleep and the next morning light came back on. Rats in the smart car when people turned up

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Always a justification that makes them sleep at night while ruining my life

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Where it's have a family to pay for or a house they are building and have a mortgage to cover

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Always an excuse about needing the money because o lying low hanging fruit would do things for money. Moral people wouldnt

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Then you broke my car with your little recruits. They always try to justify it with some excuse

5 hours ago

It is certain

Now we were forced here and you had been reading my emails for a number of years contacted people to stop my jobs spreading lies about me so I would run out of money and be forced back here

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You tried to cause the maximum amount of stress, bombarding me even during breaks to stress me over nothing.

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You knew I have a heart condition and did more and more to make me sick while I was working.

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If I'm the problem why were you and your little gang touching me and doing other things to me

5 hours ago

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If I'm the problem when why did you cut pipes on my car and put trackers on it when I request a transfer to telford

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

Forced us here yet you spammed to go to Israel.

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

That's why you forced us here to continue where you left off

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why would a private citizen who has been sta lked and har ased have this along with their house broken into for years while those doing it and not punished. Yet you try to entrap me year in year out for something to use against me

5 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Doing it so I can hear them. Civilians and not even UK citizen this time.

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Same this year quoting word for word private calls in the office between managers of a conversation I had outside of the office of a private device

5 hours ago

Most likely

Private phone calls with my mother on our private phones away from company property and not in earshot of anyone

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why would my bosses boss me quoting private phone calls word for word 4 years ago in my office of a FTSE company what legal premises would she have to access live phone calls of a private citizen when she's never worked any but that industry

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Been doing it how many years 4/5 plus, private phone calls then taking what was said to telling Peope it was about

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Why did you hack my phone and listen into private conversations for years

5 hours ago

Yes

Always waiting for the response to use while hiding the cause and trying to frame it not as reactive abuse but as you beings nice woman. Everyone see my reaction. I don’t hide.

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Just because you are an 60plus old women who was in my management line doesn’t mean you aren’t a weirdo

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Do yo understand the definition of se xual ha rasa ment. Spamming someone with bondage gear, naked women and stal king them qualifies

5 hours ago

Yes

I’m not spamming with cats and se xual absurdities in someone else’s devices and following what website they go on to hound them. I don’t give a sht about you leave me alone. This isn’t the first website you turnuped on the spam that you like all sorts of fetish sht

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I’m not finding out where you are to turn up the playing the not trying to help such a lovely person card

5 hours ago

Outlook good

5 years of stal king hara ssing abuse maybe more I can’t remember and yet you put someone to their limits to then say they are the problem for having enough

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Given how many years you have been doing this, how likely are you to leave me alone ever. It’s been 5 years.

5 hours ago

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So by saying go to Israel which isn’t you decision are you saying you won’t leave me alone in the uk

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

And when it doesn’t add up you spam with names of people only your side would know about

5 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Your maths never adds up.

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

If I’m the problem then why are they talking about and doing things I haven’t told them to me

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I’ve moved 3 times in 4 years hundred of miles, and had to drive hours to work instead of moving because of your games and re-enactments and then you say I’m the problem. And need to move again

5 hours ago

As I see it, yes

So fvk off take your food stasi and get out of my iPad. You don’t talk to me in person you hide behind a computer like a pedo freak

6 hours ago

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Before you start spamming about playing with your dog and that’s an animal. I don’t play with my food I eat it. Don’t see me playing hide and seek with a fvking chicken do you

6 hours ago

Most likely

Take you ego bs and fvk off, it makes me want to go and sit with the car running while eating beef.

6 hours ago

It is certain

Why you spam last night to go to Israel is very foolish

6 hours ago

It is certain

I bet you wear Tommy Hilfiger or have a problem with being told your don’t have clearance to know things and your ego can’t accept it.

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just going around in circles trying to find links and connections with people that don’t exist. You have picked a team that is riddled with rotten apples and are desperately trying to blame others, is that why your side blamed every wrong doing including incorrectly blaming those in Europe on me for things that happened before I even worked at a company. That’s a stretch of anyones reality

6 hours ago

It is certain

Why is it difficult for you to stop spamming me with strangers multiple times a day and accept You are an obsessed freak who won’t leave me alone.

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spamming with Switzerland again, you think spamming with and trying to imply it’s someone I’ve never spoken to means something.

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

She said she hated him so I’m allowed to hate someone as well and that is this fvking haker troll cvnt

6 hours ago

My sources say no

My mum says never to hate anybody when I say I hate someone but she hated her son and I hate you

6 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

I hate you, does that compute

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You change what I write you your pathetic sht

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

is he feeling the same? Fvk off

6 hours ago

Don't count on it

You do this for a reaction from me, I’m trying to get away from you. We are not the same you fvkwit

6 hours ago

Yes

Leave me alone you ugly troll

6 hours ago

Ask again later

Am I pregnant you are an ugly troll. Maybe a blind alcoholic thought any port in a storm

6 hours ago

Better not tell you now

We are not the same, you are a troll

6 hours ago

Yes

Da li cu naci fvk off

6 hours ago

Most likely

Pack up your sht and fvk off out of my ipad

6 hours ago

Most likely

They men who wolf whistle because they can’t have an intelligent conversation

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I asked my mum what she saw in him and she didn’t know, said construction is boring asf. I’m not making the same mistake as her

6 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why does this dikhead say I’m their twin flame and then spam with construction.

6 hours ago

Most likely

Why does this dikhead say I’m their twin flame and then spam with construction.

6 hours ago

Ask again later

My f deadbeat dad was an engineer I used to put earphones in when he spoke because it was always a load of sht that came out

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you think I would want to talk to someone in construction or engin

6 hours ago

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does he want me I wish you would fvk off

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

is conor gonna ask georgia to prom fvk off you t

6 hours ago

Outlook good

Why do you think I would ever want to talk to a builder?

6 hours ago

Very doubtful

You need shutting down you fvking waste of oxygen. Maybe get some real friends instead of forcing yourself on my like a digital r a p I s t

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Take your stupid ads and fvk off.

7 hours ago

Most likely

Stop trying to talk to me, stop spamming me you make me want to vomit you ugly hideous desperate troll

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I shouldn’t have to deal with such a hideous beast of a human trying to talk to me every day calling me your twin flame, need your head reading you delusional pos fvk off

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

You make me sick with your driveways, I hate work men they are dumb like my biological disappointment father

7 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Thank you twin flame :) fvk off ugly cvnt

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Don’t play the worried card bs, if you were worried about someone you would leave them alone when they tell you to fvk off

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

Maybe read the videos you spam me with, don’t hear what I didn’t say. As I’ve never spoken to you. Shut up

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

When something doesn’t fit your fake reality, you just spam me to try to rewrite my existence. You are a psycho creep fvk off.

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

That’s the problem you don’t know me, never spoken to me and yet you think you are an expert based on the bullsht you make up in your head

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Next time you want to gaslight with lies, wind your neck in because your false narrative I’m not able to do anything and need you around stifling me doesn’t wash.

7 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Now you try to say London is dangerous and I shouldn’t be there. I used to spend nearly every weekend in London on my own at the age of 12 for national squad training. Sell your bs to someone who can tolerate you.

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You are the crazy one, used to hide behind my locker to listen in to my conversations with people, tried to stop me transfer to get away from you then tried to have me fired when that didn’t work

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

Then you try the same things at every company and office since yet you spam that I need the help. I need to be left alone

7 hours ago

You may rely on it

A person I had blocked 2 years prior and hadn’t spoken to.

7 hours ago

Outlook not so good

What kind of crazy person would know when I drove 3 hours to turn up at a Waitrose car park when the shop had shut just to watch me 18months after I left that office or get people to email me the night before my mothers memorial service

7 hours ago

My reply is no

And forced me here after being caught looking up my address and driving past my house

7 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is that why she unfortunately asked about my fat face skirt

7 hours ago

Ask again later

She kept dressing like me and getting other women to dress like me to snag a guy she thought liked me

7 hours ago

Most likely

How would that crazy psycho know when I was travelling

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Cause I was doubtful if she wanted me to hold the baby ffs

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You remind me off this old woman in her 60s she turned up Waitrose carpark in wymondham while I lived in Kent after hours when I was using the cash point to sta lk me

7 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You remind me off this old woman in her 60sb

7 hours ago

My reply is no

Why doesn't this good for nothing vile troll leave me alone and get the fvk out of my phone

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You are evil to want this, evil to spam me with it and to also brag about stopping my jobs

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

You could look for a single guy but you only want someone elses

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

This is why I'm single, people are sharks and only want what others have

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

It's about being better than a her.

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

People would say they want to be with a guy they wouldn't say it if her was with someone and they wouldn't say over someone else like that person is inferior

8 hours ago

Most likely

You hate for her is more than your interest in the guy

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

You are always saying you want some guy to be with you over her, who's her

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Why do you want to break people up

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

These are names you know, not me so stop spamming me with people I couldn't care less about and know even know

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

does craig turner love me fvk off with this name sht

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

Go talk to Samaritans instead of infecting others with your toxcity

8 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't know you. I don't know what couple you are trying to destroy but it's sick and you down to the ground

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Always spamming will help leave her for me

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Stop spamming about wanting to split people up

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Does Jonny love me fvk off

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Srop trying to communicate with me. You are nothing to me.

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Stop spamming me with you spiteful bs and now gaming

8 hours ago

Yes

should i leave requiem and start raiding fvk off

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

Work on your issues you have many and leave me alone

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't k ow why yyou are putting Samaritans in my ads, you are the one who needs to talk to them about your obsessive sta liking, haking and abuse catty remarks as so.eone who doesn't even know you and you won't leave alone

8 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Your issues aren't my problem so stop making them

8 hours ago

My sources say no

A large number of women abuser are g a y because they had issues and can't accept something.

8 hours ago

My sources say no

One of my best friends was g a y growing up. He had a fully functioning brains and didn't hak me and do any of this

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

No it's because of your actions to my and my devices.why can't you understand that

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Hak my phone spam like a fvking spaz and say I don't like you because you allegedly to be g a. Y

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

rwwwwwwwwrg gvk off you stupid fvking idiot

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Image if every time I did something you didn

8 hours ago

Yes

Image if every time I did something you didn't like I said, this person has a problem against women

8 hours ago

My sources say no

Will England win the World Cup? Fvk off changing what I write you fvking weasle

8 hours ago

Most likely

You are a problem in my life, you are not welcome in my life you are a nasty horrible person

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I care that you are stopping me live my life and being a horrible little weasel messing with my emails and bragging true or not that you have been deleting emails from companies wanting to hire me because you don't want me working in london

8 hours ago

Ask again later

I don't even know you, know your name, know if it's true. I don't care if you are.

8 hours ago

My reply is no

I don't know you, stop trying to make everything about you being g a y

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Stop changing what I write stannah

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

You can live your life as you wish stop preventing me live mine

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Was it a healthy cake ? Fvk off

8 hours ago

Ask again later

I don't know you, I don't like you and I shouldn't have to tolerate your controlling manipulation bs so fvkk off with your empty life that makes you spend your time looking at jewelry, clothing holidays and nothing of substance

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

You know I'm desperately trying to get a job and you brag that I shouldn't get one because it's in a place you don't want me to live

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just get lost. You forced me here took away my opportunities to leave now are tone deaf spamming me with frivolous bs while I have real problems to face. You live in a cotton wool world and I have real problems so sorry I don't have the energy or patience to make everything about you as always

9 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I'm not searching fin facts,

9 hours ago

You may rely on it

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