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What? Explain yourself. You have been flooding or spamming the website with this repeating stuff.

33 minutes ago

It is certain

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1 hour ago

Without a doubt

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1 hour ago

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1 hour ago

Signs point to yes

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1 hour ago

My sources say no

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1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

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1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

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1 hour ago

Outlook good

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1 hour ago

It is certain

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1 hour ago

Without a doubt

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1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

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1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Heaters hull hut

1 hour ago

As I see it, yes

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1 hour ago

Outlook good

Heaters hull hut

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

hmm, ok.

3 hours ago

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Is Fran going to get eliminated again this week at sentower

7 hours ago

Don't count on it

You bs doesn't work on me because I never wanted you around from the start try a different schmuck who will buy the sht you sell

7 hours ago

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I see your YouTube screen flicker and the videos about putting yourself in a cage to feel safe. Way to twist it well done. Except you have been spamming me erasing my words and stating you are stopping my job applications.

7 hours ago

Yes - definitely

So now you go back to pretending to be a student. How many nutters are floating around in your head that you spam me with. I hope they all end up in jail away from me so I can live my life like a normal person

8 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Especially how many years you have hounded me for. Spamming with any guy who has worked around me. Chasing after them like a crazed nutter.

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Kind of why I want to be single. With people like this around. It's best to stay alone

8 hours ago

Don't count on it

I was shocked and hurt by it that someone who has into my devices to spam me with it, the vindictive nature of purposely trying to take a guy they thought I liked and thought liked me out of spite.

8 hours ago

Signs point to yes

But you still spammed me with this story you made up in your head

8 hours ago

My reply is no

The problem is I wasn't told who I liked and no guy liked me

8 hours ago

Most likely

Ow from your spamming in Telford, what did you say I know you liked him and he liked you so I took him and you need to get over it

8 hours ago

My reply is no

You are the one who had her man taken by another. W t f

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You also said are we sharing the git with London when I was going down there

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Everyone else is busy doing while you are stopping me because you have achieved nothing and don't want to be lonely at the bottom so you drag others down

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Is the reason Karla left facebook is that Jobe being a git? More names and erasing my words. Always looking into everyone else's business

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Don't expect anybody with the name you spam me with to turn up. They have no obligation or responsibility to you so quit baiting me and them.

8 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Not sure what you think name dropping achieves. People are busy achieving and you are sitting there stopping me dragging names onto the mix for no good reason.

8 hours ago

Yes

Spamming my phone with ads of women in no clothing, XL pole dancing, gambling, and other nasty things. You spam me then act offended when called out. If you were such a dirty creep I wouldn't have anything to say

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

True or not doesn't matter you decided to follow me from website to website with your grotesque immature spamming then say but I have a certificate for adhd

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

So maybe before you try to come after me as the bad person quit spamming me around the internet and sharing your tiny peepee question again and again via your account you made other questions private

8 hours ago

Yes

Also quit spamming with your love honey ads, it's sxl h a r a s s m e n t

8 hours ago

My sources say no

My mum said the one who can't have kids is a Jaffa. I didn't know the term but she explained it

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Also your new build houses are chavvy

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Yet you spend your time spamming me and h a r a s s I n g me. You shouldn't be anywhere near children

8 hours ago

My reply is no

You spam me with adoption in Norfolk ads

8 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I have spoken to many people about this certificate you said you have when asked to explain why you hacked my phone. Not a single person I have spoken to who is disabled, has a certificate.

8 hours ago

Outlook good

You erased my words for this wow that certificate you have for ADHD is crazy

8 hours ago

My reply is no

is joey a chid ?? Who's joey? What's a child?

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You don't even have anything to say. Just a load of immature spamming

8 hours ago

You may rely on it

The crazy thing is you don't see any fault erasing my word and replacing them in my phone

8 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just another way for you to twist what you did to paint me as the bad person while you stop me leaving

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Especially with all the other nasty things you spam me with

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You publicly asked a question about having a sub 4 inch peepee that you could have made private. You shared this information so don't act all hurt when I raise it while you s.talk me

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Making accounts on websites to follow me and try to communicate with me fvk off

8 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You had a problem when you are the one following me around the internet

8 hours ago

Cannot predict now

so? Wow looks who's crawled out from under their rock

9 hours ago

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Leave me alone instead of ruining another day you turned up in. Get lost prik

9 hours ago

My sources say no

You can't even spell.

9 hours ago

It is decidedly so

will i go out with hrvy W t f get lost

9 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you say your excuse is your have ADHD certificate.

9 hours ago

It is certain

So take your football and the rest of your s h I t e and fvk off. Know your audience instead of hounding me

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Also spamming that you have ADHD is no excuse to h a r a s s me. You being the problem doesn't make me the solution when you create the situation I have to suffer

9 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You are spamming my phone the onus is on you to fvk off

9 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why do you spam me with a r s e n a l football I don't like football at all.

9 hours ago

Outlook not so good

How much longer until I'm rid of these hideous people and i can live my life, wear my nice clothes and get away from everyone

9 hours ago

My sources say no

As you are spamming me with Norwich maybe you could go to cookes and ask for the world's smallest violin. Trying to manipulate or muster sympathy from people worse off than you shows how out of touch you are

18 hours ago

It is certain

Erased my words to spam me about your job while you stop me getting one. Yet you come to me with this. I don't fvking think so pal. Fvk off

18 hours ago

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will i keep my job? Why does this fvking builder keep turning up with their sht. I don't want gravel or pavement I want to live in a flat leave me alone

18 hours ago

Most likely

I'm not being paid for attention or otherwise

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I didn't. I am not a hacker. I am not your person. It isn't only you who uses this website. I gotta go.

18 hours ago

Yes

If you pay attention, all the Magic 8 Ball answers are always the same 20 answers.

18 hours ago

It is certain

Why do my camera look like Star wars when it's not snowing outside. You did this last year

18 hours ago

Most likely

I am not an AI. I am a human being. This site doesn’t opera-te like ChatGPT or Gemini.

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I am not an AI, but Magic 8 Ball is generated by algorithms' answers.

18 hours ago

My reply is no

are you ai

19 hours ago

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are you ai

19 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Joan Jett - bad reputation. Rock n roll baby.

22 hours ago

My reply is no

Living in the past, it's a new generation A girl can do what she wants to do and that's what I'm gonna do

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't gi.ve a da.mn 'bout my repultation

22 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Now I posted what you do to me you usually then spam me with narcissist posts stating a narcissist is never on the wrong. But doing it for three years so why change now.

24 hours ago

You may rely on it

Guess that's been the running theme. You do something questions are asked then you do more for revenge that anyone has the audacity to ask you questions about your actions. On repeat for years plus all the things you did before anyone turned up. But still it's not enough revenge against me. Always something else to do to me

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

Never anything to say for yourself when I ask when I ask how much longer as you going to stop my jobs for, at least year year you had the balls to say you would only allow me to get a job if you get to keep yours while then recruiting more people to do the same

24 hours ago

Outlook good

Funny how your actions never enter the conversation just your bs including spamming other sites I visit.

1 day ago

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So now you use my mother as new material. Fyi she hated what you were doing last year. She told me to get as far away from you as possible.

1 day ago

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You only started doing it once you forced us here and when you also restarted your threats of activities you did in Telford.

1 day ago

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Why else would you spam me with these things and spam me you are stopping my job applications.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Just ignore the fact you were spamming me with financial amounts and ndas while stopping my jobs. Kind of implies you are trying to force a desperate situation for a low ball amount under duress

1 day ago

Yes

No matter how you try to spin it you are an awful person. Stopping my ability the earn any income for over a year forcing me into a position where I had less than £12 a month the buy electric, food and water while spamming me with naked women and your disgusting dating sotes

1 day ago

It is certain

Debts but once again your hacking changes my words

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

I'm the bad person for taking out loans to cover my mother's dental paying her bills, food electronics whatever she wanted I did all I could for her but let use it as an opportunity to cause more psychological harm to me. You have nothing else going on in your life.

1 day ago

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I'm the bad person for you spamming my with your tat every single day for years on end.

1 day ago

My reply is no

I'm the bad person for not forcing her against her will to do things, for not being able to get us out of here because you broke my car and stopped my jobs and spammed me daily.

1 day ago

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I missed the lorry by 10 meters if that in the dark. Just ignore that focus on my mother and how you can use her to come after me as I refuse to put up with your bs in every other part of the country while you stop my jobs and make me homeless

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Yet I'm the bad person always. Never you and what you have done to me daily. Always looking for a reason to punish me, calling me crazy. Trying to have me sectioned, repeating the same bs company after company. Spreading lies about me again and again to ruin my life but that's never enough for you

1 day ago

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The cut engine cut out as I was crossing a national speed limit road as a lorry was coming.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Why would my car change the music on my phone when it changed gear every time on an automatic engine

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Like the trackers you keep spamming me with that cut out my car engine and nearly killed me

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why is it always I'm the bad person when you invade my devices but you never see what your actions have done to me

1 day ago

Yes

Why do you spam me with people or situations of abuse and expect me to not be triggered and ignore it when it's personal in my phone on sites I visit

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Why do you mess with my job applications

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Can't use my mother as an excuse that time when you have been doing it for years. Can't blame me either like you try to twist everything

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Why do you stop my job applications

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Playing your little hmo games again

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

But that's never enough, always a step further you want to take things. Something else to take I'm sure when I'm dead you will take my organs as well like a vulture against my will.

1 day ago

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Funny how you erase my words but in all of this I'm the problem even when you follow me around the country all you do is look the reasons to blame me while stopping my jobs and forcing me into poverty and soon homelessness

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Funny how you never want to be held to account isn't it just looking to trigger and blame me since the moment you forced me here

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Wow changing my words again when they expose your sick actions well done

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why are you spamming me with ads for the ms society website. Fat lot a good it did when she wouldn't eat any of the foods she knew would help her and only wanted the things which I repeatedly told her would make her illness worse then caused me of dictating to her. Sorry for wanting her to be healthy and alive instead of giving her symptoms inducing foods. But forget reality look for something to trigger me with instead

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

How about instead you get out of my phone, life and leave me alone I stead of following me from one website to another to h a r a s s me

1 day ago

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Should i go to folkestone next Friday?

1 day ago

My sources say no

“ Oh, when there's no-one else in sight A-in the crowded lonely night Well, I wait so long for my love vibration And I'm dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself Oh, oh, dancing with myself When there's nothing to lose and there's nothing to prove And I'm dancing with myself, oh, oh, uh-oh”

1 day ago

My reply is no

Take your slapper Charlotte Tilbury makeup and fvk off

1 day ago

My sources say no

Never wanted, always violating people's lives, taking normal people and eroding everything they had

1 day ago

My sources say no

You will get the end of your life and realise the only thing you did was destroy other people's lives

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Only ever like looking like a saint while controlling me and trying to trigger me for a reaction to them fake say you are the only person who can helpe

1 day ago

It is certain

Never like the truth coming out

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

You always erasing my words when I expose your games and actions.

1 day ago

Most likely

Does he no I want him w t f are you erasing my words for you pathetic bs

1 day ago

It is certain

Or you tried to blame me saying I ended up here by my own making while two years ago you spammed that you didn't want me working in this place or that job and everything was too good for me

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You tried to create a false illusion of freedom while telling others on sites to stop my job applications

1 day ago

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Does he want to stay with me the week he is homeless w t f you are demented

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You try to make your indispensable to maintain control and feel needed and have validation. You forced me here knowing why I never wanted to be here then try to punish me for rejecting your bs

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Because it's never about me, you spam me with yourself all day everyday.even when you say you don.you made up thing that you told others I like when I don't. It's always about yourself and positioning yourself in the center, claiming we are friends, claiming you are the expert of me when I don't even know you.

1 day ago

Yes

You forced us here and try to stop me leave. Why do you spam me with Florida all the time. What's so special about Florida to you

1 day ago

Yes

You spammed that on Thursday as well

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Spamming this morning again no evidence so you carry on doing what you do

1 day ago

Yes

Not a single day have I had for years where you haven't h a r a s s e d me then knowing this website is the only way I can fight back try to use it against me

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Spamming with Canterbury, Cambridge any other places beginning with c while you did the same in Kent being a horrible Shtty person

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Clinging onto me like a fvking freak

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Take your fvking Chinese temu and fvk off

1 day ago

It is certain

You make me sick. You forced us here and hounding me to death daily like a sick obsessed freak

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

The only thing you are paying is to hack my phone and destroy my life

1 day ago

It is certain

You spam me constantly now saying we are paying. No I am paying every single day with my mental health from suffering you

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

You are well aware of the psychological distress you caused me

1 day ago

Ask again later

nnnntnetehteh exactly why I don't want such a fvking freak in my life

1 day ago

My reply is no

You do the same with houses while purposely stopping my applications to knowing it will make me homeless.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

So why do you hak my phone to spam me with yours

1 day ago

Most likely

My grandparents are dead, my mother is dead. I have no family

1 day ago

It is certain

Why don't you just leave me alone.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Why do you always spam with granny or grandpa knows best

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Had that temu spamming down their then the call last week with some woman lying

1 day ago

It is certain

Why the grandma stuff still from kent

1 day ago

It is certain

When this doesn't work you say sharpen control over me like you did on Friday and looked at my job applications to stop me getting away from you while you make me homeless

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

While you hak my phone, it's the only thing you have. You don't have anything else and you aren't smart or connected enough without it. You act like you are something special but it only works if you are admired which you aren't. Carry on spamming you don't care, everyone who hates you has a life you don't want or going on about your husband while spamming with engagement rings. None of it matters when you seek validation from someone who has nothing by your design

1 day ago

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I tried ignoring you but you have become more and more triggering over the last few days, making me cry and spamming me with your happy clappy bs positivity after trying to break me.

1 day ago

Most likely

Simply from your performance this morning and for days, weeks and years. You don't deserve my attention. You hak my phone because it's the only way you can get to me. You spam me purposely with your pathetic sht. You purposely spam me with images, companies or videos of the names and companies of people who have abused me since I was a child. You are a vile human no it's not buts. It's malicious, targeted and you know the only way I can respond is on here then you try to log it against me.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

I'm sick of your bs, how much do you get paid to spam me with your life then crying I'm jealous of you.

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Dumb and lazy

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Maybe when the next time you think it's a good idea to spam a Jew with Christmas you ask Santa for a book to read about religion

1 day ago

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How many more years are you planning to trap me in poverty by stopping my jobs and hacking my phone for

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

I can't imagine spending my life hacking a strangers phone to the point they don't want to live and still pretend you are a good person

1 day ago

My reply is no

You seem to think you are something special because you spam me with names of people you know. Not sure we are thinking of the same speciala

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Will I meet up with Tom again? Why would I care just another name for another man being spammed at me when I have no intention of dating or suffering more people unwelcome in my life

1 day ago

It is certain

You stop my jobs every time yet believe you should be able to live a normal life while stopping me

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

You don't deserve a job when you hack my phone fvk off

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

You have wasted so much time and money with your bs in my phone.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

You follow me on every website I visit then try to gaslight me that I'm jealous when you hijack everything. I bet you will turn up on my birthday to ruin it with your spamming in my phone like you did last year

1 day ago

Outlook good

You never answer just spam me with your sht all the time along with your stupid men in tracksuits

1 day ago

You may rely on it

So many instead of spamming my with your chavvy new build homes, your shtty police videos or some other sht answer my question as to when I can live my life without you ruining it

1 day ago

My reply is no

Yet you can't figure out why I hate you

1 day ago

Ask again later

How many hours have you wasted of my life spamming me with this sht

1 day ago

Most likely

Honestly when you don't want any one in your life. Everyone isn't welcome not that you understand anything especially when you can waste time and money h a r a s s ING me everyday

1 day ago

My reply is no

Some sort of inside reference that I don't know like the croc bs

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Why do you spam me with firemen for? I don't know any and I don't want to know any.

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

F r e e d o m

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

You know a light at the end of the tunnel

1 day ago

Don't count on it

At least when I know how much longer until I'm finally rid of you I have something to look forward to

1 day ago

My reply is no

How many more years are you going to stop me live, earn money and get away from the likes of you lot

1 day ago

It is certain

Pso how manyore years am I stuck with you

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

That's the thing about all of you. When you don't know something you make it up. Never once have any of you spoken to me you just make sht up as fact

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

So go back to your ask me anything who knows absolutely nothing and get lost with the rest of your useless herd

1 day ago

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It was a ick three years ago and it hasn't changed.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Also I'm not interested in some cage fighter who runs off for the marines to turn up to look after me.

1 day ago

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So when you are gone I can get my life back and forget about this nightmare you forced upon me by stopping my jobs and spamming me with undesirable men

1 day ago

It is certain

You don't date the staff.

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Spamming me they are a catch. I haven't needed one in 32 years and I don't want to date one

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do you spam me with your workman. I don't need one.

1 day ago

Don't count on it

I never asked for you so fvkk off with your temu

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Zero tolerance for you lot fvk off

1 day ago

My sources say no

Get the fvk out

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

I mean I have that fvking nerd with their computer sht and that bald cvnt with the g hats again

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Why do people who run need to tell everyone else all the time

1 day ago

It is certain

G will I be great?

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

How much longer are you stopping my jobs and forcing me to endure these awful people

1 day ago

Most likely

I think I gotta start moving, this area no longer hold me, the only thing that did not is unatainable, I w t f are you on crack

1 day ago

Most likely

Take that origym cvnt and fvk off

1 day ago

Outlook good

How much longer are you going to stop my job and make me suffer these people in my phone with their sht

1 day ago

My reply is no

My life can only begin once you are all out of it

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I make comission soon

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Maybe and probably he’s a busy man or he has a mis.tress.

2 days ago

Most likely

Why is he always late

2 days ago

Outlook good

It would be un.fair if only one was good.

2 days ago

Very doubtful

To really work. Both need to be go.od people.

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Because if you are the bad person and the right person, you're gonna suffer, or you’re a good person, but the wrong person is bad one.

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

You can't simply be an awful person and be with the wrong person at the same time.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

These things depend on having virtues and being with the right person.

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Hmm, if she is the one. Go for it, and be a good person. If not, then with time another one…

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Will I see Emily this weekend?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

G will I have another girlfriend?

2 days ago

Don't count on it

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