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1 hour ago

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1 hour ago

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Will India win cricket match against New Zealand tomorrow

1 hour ago

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Just waiting for g-d to do his thing. Then away from you forever

1 hour ago

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That's how awful you are every single day hounding me

1 hour ago

Without a doubt

Would rather be dead than have to suffer you and the rest of your gang another day

1 hour ago

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Hopefully the blood test will bring up something so I can get away from you forever. Because you don't ever leave me alone. Sick in the head obsessed predator

1 hour ago

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How does that compute in your head.

1 hour ago

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You have some cognitive awareness that I don't like you and don't want you yet you try to frame is as woe.is.me while haking my phone

1 hour ago

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Its not my fault if someone wont accept me for just being me get lost erasing my words to make yourself the victim when you hak me

1 hour ago

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I come on here to rant not for some hak to try and talk to me

1 hour ago

It is decidedly so

Will everything be ok? I don't care

1 hour ago

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So boring with your boring workmen.

1 hour ago

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Will I marry Emma Stone? Get lost erasing my words to your sht. You are boring

1 hour ago

Yes

Same with the dell. Just leave me alone.

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Last year it was moj all the time, I asked mum why and she didn't know either

2 hours ago

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What's with the probation job ads, leave me alone. I'm not interested in anything about you

2 hours ago

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Why can't I ever apply for a job with the screen flickering and these AJ ads appear

2 hours ago

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Im sick and tired of having to suffer people, places and jobs I don't want because some prik thinks it's a good idea

2 hours ago

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Why do your turn angry when you see me but only see me because you s.talk me. I don't go looking for you ever.

2 hours ago

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Why are you looking up ECG on acronym

2 hours ago

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Why do AJ and probation come up every time I apply for something, like dell comes up after every meeting

2 hours ago

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Will we get miracle jumping again at peelbergen

3 hours ago

Yes

Should we take Miracle next week to peelbergen and sentower

3 hours ago

Yes

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3 hours ago

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Will she be recovered for peelbergen and sentower

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will she recover from the injury and jump good again

3 hours ago

It is certain

Is the injury why she’s stopping

3 hours ago

Yes

Do we leave Miracle at home for peelbergen

3 hours ago

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Is miracle injured

3 hours ago

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Will current contract silver micro price in mcx come down below onelakheightyfivethousand price within one week from now

7 hours ago

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Flood with non stop.

7 hours ago

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Will i get away from these people who forced me here and stop me getting jobs in London

7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

Better not tell you now

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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Will i get away from these people who forced me here and stop me getting jobs in London

7 hours ago

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7 hours ago

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Will i get away from these people who forced me here and stop me getting jobs in London

7 hours ago

Very doubtful

Is the injury the reason why she’s stopping?

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Has miracle got an injury

8 hours ago

My reply is no

Has miracle got an injury

8 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will Afghanistan win cricket match against Zimbabwe today

10 hours ago

As I see it, yes

As you are doing it and watching this now. What do you thing your punishment should be. What would you do if someone did it to you

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I was told to ignore people who have already made up their minds about me before they have even spoken to me which is easy if they aren't haking my phone and spamming me with it through video feeds or changing my words.

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Forced me here and try to trap me fvk you

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Messing with my keyboard when you hak my phone

11 hours ago

My sources say no

And your fake illness every time I remind you that you forced us here by trapping me in poverty

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

And your fake illness every time I remind you that you forced us here by trapping me in po erty

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Take your insurance ads and fxk off

11 hours ago

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She was dependent on me getting us out of here and you stopped us while hounded me to the point of disregulation to use against me

11 hours ago

My sources say no

More like these local cvnts don't like losing control of something and their egos can't accept it. You forced me here and I won't forgive you or forget what you have done to me and by extension my mum.

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Had your water spamming last year while you were a spiteful prik, erasing my words, stopping my jobs and spamming me asking if I will get a job when you know you messed with it

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

This only happened after sir Richard

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Had the 5/6 ads every time I go to the job center in my phone and thisprning at the doctor's funny that when you stop my jobs

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Affinity water last year ot was Anglian water and being a cvnt erasing my words stopping my jobs

11 hours ago

My sources say no

Doesn't fit your angry narrative when I talk about 5/6 ads and water ads

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Funny how you allow that through but never when I write what exposes you

11 hours ago

My sources say no

will i get a job soon. Fvk off cvnt

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

You still stop my jobs and blame the met. Why would the met police stop a civilian getting a civilian job

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You stopped my jobs and gave the excuse it was too good for you. Every single job was too good for me unless you had someone already there to tell your stories about to me

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

You broke my car came on here bragged you stopped my jobs so I couldn't fix it then say so, just buy a new one

11 hours ago

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Yet I'm the bad guy, I haven't done any of this to you. You feed off of me like a vulture. Desperate

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Awhy did you stop me getting a job last year or break my car and come on here to tell me

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I don't want to rest of your fvked up squad with a grudge for being found out. You have done things then come after me for being found out.

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I don't want your alterna leaf drug ads your fcking jewelry or you. Fvk off

11 hours ago

Yes

by forcing yourself into it. I don't want you, never have never will. I don't even know you or care to find out.

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You made my life a living h e l l

11 hours ago

My reply is no

You forced us here I won't forget it. Especially while you continue your same games every single day then expect everything to be done. It's not fine. It never will be. You forced us here

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

You decided I was a bad person before you even knew me. Then erasing my words or spam to ragebait me to fit your profile you made up over the years

11 hours ago

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Why drive past the house, sorry across the road watching me if you don't care or aren't interested, spamming with engagement rings.

11 hours ago

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You all say you don't care yet hak my phone and see what I'm doing multiple times a day and stop me. If I don't care, I get away from people I hate. Yet you forced me here to obsessed over me while pretending not to care

11 hours ago

It is certain

You spammed me thisprning that people who dislike me ganged up together, like a care. I don't follow them around the country dripping poison to anyone before they meet

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

My mum was reliant on me getting a job to get us away from the likes of you and your local squad of cvnts, but you prevented that and hounded me so I will remind you what a piece of dirt you are at every opportunity until you realise what you are still doing is the cause

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Does your family know what a piece of sht you are and how you spend your days, stopping people get jobs, hound them and trap them in poverty so they have to choose between heating a small room in before you make them homeless or eating

11 hours ago

Yes

Is your mum proud of you and what you are doing to me

11 hours ago

My reply is no

I hate what you are doing to me, my mum hated what you are doing to me.

11 hours ago

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You are sick and you make me sick. Take your pathetic haking and gfys

11 hours ago

Most likely

You do it if it's so great. Force your sht down your own throat. Instead of stopping me live me life away from the likes of you

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

You are sick in the head

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Or working in a shop because that's what you have decided for my life

11 hours ago

Yes

Spamming me about cleaning and cleaning jobs.

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Emma is a 25 year old and rents an apartment. She has a newer car worth $30,000 but owes $5,000. She has a new job but only has $2,000 in her 401(K), and 1,000 in savings. She is paying down $25,000 in student loans and racked up $2,500 in Credit Card debt. What is Emma’s Net Worth? FFS get out

11 hours ago

Most likely

You stop me getting a job and trapped us here and still trapping me

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Get out of my phone and my life I hate you, my mum hated you

11 hours ago

It is certain

Will fernando move up here fvk off

11 hours ago

Most likely

Will we make it work fvk off prik

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Take your Roman ads get lost

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

You never answer, always hiding like a coward while you destroy my life year on year

12 hours ago

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How much longer are you trapping me here with these repulsive people and the invasion into my phone, erasing my words and stopping me earn money in a legitimate job

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

Always deflecting and looking at other people's lives with your spamming. I doubt the cob goblin cares that you spam about him.

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Peter Birch enjoys munching oblong male exterior organs. Pathetic sicko erasing my words again

12 hours ago

Yes

But then again neither are you or you would be the one hacked by a bunch of desperate no bodies hiding behind a computer

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I can't remember they aren't important

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Last year it was all about drawing a Julie/Juliet

12 hours ago

Very doubtful

Who's Hannah you go on about her a lot and it's so important you erase my words to write it

12 hours ago

It is certain

should devin go bowling for four months erasing my words again

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

What do you think is suitable punishment

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

What would you do if someone did that to you

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You forced us from a place we were happy to a place that we never wanted to return to yet expect me to be nice to you while to continue to stop me leave

12 hours ago

Most likely

You proved us from a place we were happy to a place that we never wanted to return to yet expect me to be nice to you while to continue to stop me leave

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Dish it but can't take it

12 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Erasing my words like the coward you are

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Do you get these ideas when you are on deugs

12 hours ago

You may rely on it

Spamming my phone with your pathetic word salad happy thought nonsense fvk off

12 hours ago

Yes

Prevent me earn money unless it's in a company and role you have decided and have people in place. Sick in the head

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

You disgust me. Forced us here then prevent me live

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming me with junkies and kosher wedding food. Same bs I have on this site.

12 hours ago

My sources say no

You all declare you aren't interested but never leave me alone and never stop messing with my life.

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Want to know who's to blame look in the mirror you trapped us then hounded me

12 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Sick in the head. Trapping me here and trying to use any excuse to punish me.

12 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Are Fran and miracle going to get their mojo and confidence back

12 hours ago

Yes

Forced me here, trapped me then come to gloat and see the damage you have done.

12 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Not interested in someone who hates you yet you hak their phone to communicate with them.

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Are Francesca and miracle going to get going again like they were or better

12 hours ago

My sources say no

Are Francesca and miracle going to get going again like they were or better

12 hours ago

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Sitting across the road wasn't enough in your vws or seat cars, looked pretty angry in that grey BMW yesterday with some blond bimbo beside you

12 hours ago

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I have no interest in you all caps sorry, but there you go! Why did you erase my words to put your bs

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

I don't think you can convert to be a lesbian like I can't decide to be black. Fvking irritating ragebaiter.

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

What was your excuse for doing this before my mum died as you are dining out on using her to get at me. You were spamming me to be a lesbian. Sick in the head

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Forced me here and block me earning money unless you approve the job you allow me to have and a location you don't feel threatened. Sick pos.

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

But instead you spam me with pineapple WiFi jammers and other computer sht

12 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Same as I can't make outbound calls the first time and have to try multiple times for my phone to dial out

12 hours ago

Without a doubt

Stopped my jobs than try to twist it that I don't answer the phone. There's no sound when I do answer. You are a liar

12 hours ago

Don't count on it

You forced me here you are nothing to me take that fvking junkie cvnt with you and their jewelry

12 hours ago

It is certain

Get out of my phone and life you weren't welcome in Kent fvk off now

12 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Wil I be rid of this fvking nurse that's bothered me for over two years fvk off

12 hours ago

Yes - definitely

What's it going to take to get a ads out of my phone and the rest of the rubbish. You forced us here and trapped me. No amount of engagement ring spam forgives what you have done to me

13 hours ago

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Just leave me alone, I'm sick of suffering you and being trapped here.

13 hours ago

It is certain

What's with the altenaleaf ads I don't do drugs

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Why do I have affinity water ads, like the horrible water person last year replacing my words. Also putting 5/6 ads

14 hours ago

Yes

Will Zimbabwe win cricket match against Afghanistan today

17 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Will Zimbabwe win cricket match against Afghanistan today

17 hours ago

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Will current contract silver micro price in mcx cross Twolakhtwothousand price today

17 hours ago

Most likely

I hope they suffer like they made mum and I suffer

19 hours ago

Don't count on it

Spam me like we have a future. My future is to get as far away from these fvked in the head people as possible who forced me here knowing I never wanted to be here then stopped my jobs

19 hours ago

Don't count on it

Forced us here and continue to prevent me getting a job and leaving

19 hours ago

My sources say no

Take your jewelry ads and fvk off

19 hours ago

You may rely on it

I hate these people as long as I fvking love for forcing us here and stopping us leave

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Will I get the fvk away from these Norfolk Suffolk people once and for all this year

19 hours ago

Most likely

Ok. Ok.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Why does it bother them if people turn up but their haking and other activities don't. They only seem annoyed it's exposed not that they are wrong to do it

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

He knows I'm in survival mode and don't deal with sequences, you only learned about it this year via a phone call you tapped.

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

Why did you put Lehman brothers closure in my feed again. Talk about obsessed with it this year. In the office, in my phone. Then the CEO about giving to those in need interview. Not forgiving someone who's trying to make me homeless, an entire montage.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why do you have a problem with me venting but don't see the problem with the cause every week

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Sup, cool, sweet. Vent. That’s right. Don’t keep to yourself.

1 day ago

My reply is no

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