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What did you say yesterday that you look at my life and never want it. But you follow me around the country

20 minutes ago

My reply is no

Turns out forcing to the one place on earth i never wanted to be didnt solve the problem or your insecurities

22 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Bit of a cell it seems.

54 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Is the Iranian yours?

57 minutes ago

It is certain

Post gram? ??

58 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

The level of manipulation your mind goes to is fvked up

59 minutes ago

Don't count on it

At least you stopped spamming me about creating a false suicide note to blame random people

60 minutes ago

Reply hazy, try again

Maybe someone who actually cares about what you write will translate but I dont

1 hour ago

My reply is no

zpeed snuiven en man zoekt gast 18+ mij laten neuken in mijn kont? I don't give a sht

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Goyim at its finest, thinking that shouting about fvking multiple people at once is a badge of honour

1 hour ago

Outlook not so good

I don't care who you are just fek off you dirty lay about

1 hour ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will ian and i go on another date? Why are you telling me about all these people, you must be the local bike with all this dik you chase and spam me with intel of is

1 hour ago

Reply hazy, try again

And when rejected you can't take no for an answer so you try to bring in mental health like a predator to section

1 hour ago

My reply is no

Abuse of po po power and authority trying to trap someone their make their like you, Stockholm syndrome

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Like this creep with their drama school in wymondham ads and all clear travel insurance

1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

Will I be rid of that local freaks like Anthony preventing me leave and calling me their girlfriend when they are revolting

1 hour ago

Better not tell you now

Hack into my computer and change what I write and send me messages like a fvked up psycho

4 hours ago

Without a doubt

You purposely cause me distress everyday and won't leave me alone

4 hours ago

Ask again later

Take your g rubbish and fvk off

4 hours ago

Yes - definitely

G will I have a girlfriend?

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Take anthony creep with you.

4 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why are you overwriting about marrying an Alex? Get a life away from me you creep

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just get fvk off

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Looking through my emails and giving the contents to others

4 hours ago

My reply is no

cream cake? Fvk off fatty

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Not sure why you spam with cruises, never been on one and never plan to so just fvk off

4 hours ago

It is decidedly so

I'm being kind just saying Ipswich and not getting Into the weeds

4 hours ago

My reply is no

I'm not staying around here despite forcing me here and I hate you so take your wedding rubbish and do one.

4 hours ago

Very doubtful

All clear travel I surance just get the fvk away. Take you farmer friends and fvk off

4 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Right under robs nose as well. He doesn't come out looking like the solution but a problem like anthony

4 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Sht company AXA to force someone I to buy preventing legitimate applications because you can't control them

4 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Insurance again? Last year you were trying to force me to ipswich

4 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Does Chris love Nicky ?? Why would I care who Chris or Nicky are

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

You hounded us everyday with this and chases us around the country

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Neither was my mother's

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

My life is nothing to do with you

5 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Instead of posting it for everyone to see you target at me and see where I go next to set up a new gang

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

Fvk off

5 hours ago

My reply is no

Should I go for a drink with Marc?

5 hours ago

Yes

Bridgett newson still love me

5 hours ago

It is decidedly so

is this crap? Changing what I write again

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your sell you house ads and fvk off

5 hours ago

Outlook good

Changing what I write to say will he break in, just trying to ruin everyone's weekend with your silly games

5 hours ago

Yes

I deserve a day off which I haven't had in years because you all never leave me alone

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Your little friends have done the same thing three times and now you try fourth

5 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Go ruin your own sad pathetic life and stop preventing me earn money

5 hours ago

Don't count on it

To tell your little friends what I've been up to

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Looked through my emaisl

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Utter bullocks you hack me for

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

Does Ranbir Kapoor like me?

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Utter bullocks you hack me for

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Does shaz think of me a lot

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Is Ron Greg Gloux going to see Katherine Umayam again ?

5 hours ago

Most likely

Will I ever get a day off away from your hacker trolling

5 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Pretending to be a school child and spamming with cremation

5 hours ago

Very doubtful

Just go away cretinous troll

5 hours ago

It is certain

is alan thinking about me today? So sad you troll with this

5 hours ago

My sources say no

You are obsessed and like the ones before won't leave me alone

5 hours ago

You may rely on it

Two years of this rubbish with insurance go away

5 hours ago

Better not tell you now

W i h f g a what does that mean

5 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your insurance ads and go away. I should be rid of you by now

5 hours ago

My sources say no

Definition of a vulture, feeding off of others for your own benefit

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

50p as I just logged into my emails? Selling my life away

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

am i gonna get juul money??? What does this even mean

6 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why do you always turn up with you all clear travel insurance

6 hours ago

It is certain

When will my new car be delivered

6 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If you are going to spam me, at least do it with hot Jewish men

13 hours ago

You may rely on it

Is this what you have to offer the world

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

It is certain

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Outlook good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

13 hours ago

Don't count on it

Actually I don't care,. I care you spread lies about me that I like you when I thought you were creep old man

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Why did you become obsessed with me

13 hours ago

Outlook good

This level of bs didn't turn up before I left that company

13 hours ago

Very doubtful

Not going on about your junkie drugs yet then, you damage people

13 hours ago

Outlook good

You spam with dating ads then change what I write if it exposed you

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Am I supposed to understand the messages

13 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I don't know, but good luck and may things get better for you.

15 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why does nothing make sense

15 hours ago

Most likely

Why does it happen like before Syria

15 hours ago

Yes

Why does someone always pop in before ops but they are talking to someone else, why do they waste time in my devices when theya re wanting to speak to someone else

15 hours ago

Yes

Who is this pharma troll

15 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Bit controlling to try and decide who was allowed to date me and no regard for people feelings who are nothing to do with you.

16 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you ban a guy from dating me then go on about your boyfriend

16 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Who's the arm wrestler guy

17 hours ago

Ask again later

Who's Hollie?

17 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Does Hollie still want to strangle me? Why did you change the a r s e n a l question to this

17 hours ago

Don't count on it

Why the ads again for the private investigators? Something to do with yesterday's men and women?

19 hours ago

Outlook not so good

I hope everyone on this site has a nice day.

19 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Are you trapping me here until you have paid off your debts and using me as a cash cow

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Didn't you say last January what in it for me?

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you always so desperate for money all the time.

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

will i get a pay rise in work- all you care about is what you get

20 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Who is this h person you are obsessed with

20 hours ago

Yes

It's stupid, especially the issues with me leaving when you forced me here against my will

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

hhhhhh? FFS take your Donna bs to and grow away, I don't care about some Harvey TV show or your obsession with thinking I want someone else's man

20 hours ago

Most likely

Why are they allowed to prevent me get a job and not stopped repeatedly when I call it out for years then I

20 hours ago

My sources say no

Why are you obsessed with me? You tell people where i am and what I'm doing. What does group stalking achieve

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You changed what I wrote on here to ask about time. Are you dying and think you can do what you like to someone and not face the consequences

22 hours ago

It is certain

When I went to get a haircut, or the supermarket so civilian people turned up

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

To the people who caused this when I travelled

22 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Did you give out my location

22 hours ago

My reply is no

is ths the first time uve had me?what does this mean and why is it important that you remove my words

22 hours ago

Don't count on it

is ths the first time uve had me?

22 hours ago

Outlook good

The one who said they own me

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

The one who said the jobs were too good for me and stopped them

22 hours ago

My reply is no

Were you saying I was asking for too big salary last year when it was below minimum wage

22 hours ago

Outlook good

Some other creep and the reason why I have security bubbles around me

22 hours ago

Most likely

Are you the weirdo who turned up in the lambo, Ferrari, the and other super cars? The one with the private plates on your silver cars

22 hours ago

Outlook not so good

What kind of person is doing that to someone and them spams them with me me me crap

22 hours ago

Yes

I don't even know you and you still have to tell me about yourself.

22 hours ago

Most likely

Always me me me with you. Hack my computer to write about yourself

22 hours ago

My sources say no

should i wash my hair - really what you change it to

22 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Happy for people to make up lies and slander my name but when they bring you or your family into it them you act. Selfish.

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I'm sick of this bs, you forced me here and trapped me. Only care if I say I'll go elsewhere to sort it as you can't control it and you look bad, nothing about doing the right thing just about yourself as always. You failed me

22 hours ago

It is certain

Whats the pont with these ads, for three years you have done nothing and wasted my life, put me in the worst possible situation and sit watching your vile work. Fake pretending you are doing something is bs

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

What was the point of stopping my emails

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Will I have to retake f7- how about retake English language to us erstand what fvk off means instead of changing what I write

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Are you going to compensate me when you stop my jobs or spread your stories to force me out and recruit your little gang to get me fired if possible

23 hours ago

Yes

Purposely stop my ability to get a job then blame me for it

23 hours ago

Most likely

No respect for me yet get upset when I don't respect you.

23 hours ago

Yes

You knew the red lines and crossed them

23 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

I don't know who you are but a cretin in my computer, a coward who hides behind a screen while purposely causing me distress and repeatedly doing the same thing. Forced us here and stay to ruin my life fvk u

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Call me the problem when you won't leave me alone

23 hours ago

You may rely on it

Always begging for me to not seek revenge when you violated my devices and life. Carry on doing it after begging for me to drop it

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Take your Roman clothes and do one creep

23 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Now you hang around because you are paranoid I know too much about you while trapping me

23 hours ago

Don't count on it

Forced us here and blamed us for it. Fvk you

23 hours ago

Outlook good

Fvk off temu

23 hours ago

My reply is no

Say someone doesn't want to be fixed when you are holding them down is beyond words stupid

1 day ago

Without a doubt

You trap me then say I don't want to change. You gaslight me and say I'm the toxic one for reacting.

1 day ago

You may rely on it

You follow me around the country and say I'm the problem.

1 day ago

Without a doubt

Why do you try to change the narrative when you stop and and I'm doing everything I can to get away from you. You lie

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Haven't got enough holiday travel money and need to stop me to earn your pocket money

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Looking to earn 50p and tell people where I have applied or what for? Vulture

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Who is this with the stair lift and travel insurance.

1 day ago

Ask again later

Take your Iraqi looking Lidl carrying guy and the old Iranian looking man with the moustache

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Go hack someone else's phone and tell them about your cream pies and latex

1 day ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why you looking for pagans alter supplies

1 day ago

My sources say no

Why did you encourage the black guy? Do you see how fvked in the head you are

1 day ago

It is certain

Calling me fat when I get changed or wash and making comments on my body, don't be surprised if you get it back. You like to make it about you anyway especially when it's my figure being discussed

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

G will have another girlfriend?

1 day ago

It is certain

G will have another girlfriend?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

G will have another girlfriend?

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

F a t b a s t a r d trousers go away

1 day ago

Ask again later

Take Your science freak and go away.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Tell him to stop searching me online the freak

1 day ago

My sources say no

Force me back here, then use the same method to prevent me leave. Take that ugly Anthony creep and go away

1 day ago

My sources say no

Bunch of vultures feeding off of any information you get on my life. It's scabby

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go hack someone else's phone and tell ruin their life instead

1 day ago

My reply is no

Christian marriage, go away. Never into the goyim

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Stannah stairlfot

1 day ago

Most likely

K harris

1 day ago

My reply is no

Then get some black guy to ask me out?

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Why did you tell him he's not allowed to date me

1 day ago

Without a doubt

It wasn't about the guy, it was about forcing me

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

No normal secure person would encourage men you know I wouldn't ever date to as me out because you are too insecure and need to control someones life

1 day ago

My reply is no

If you are so secure in your life and I'm so much beneath you, why do you keep tabs on me and won't leave me alone

1 day ago

My reply is no

Life when I get changed or eat then you spam me with weight loss or put nasty posts relating to physical appearance

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

You have to create a life np one would want by stopping me to make yourself feel better

1 day ago

It is certain

Is it why you drive past and constantly monitor me

1 day ago

Yes

Why do you stop guys from dating me then brag about not being jealous of someone's life you would never want

1 day ago

You may rely on it

Why did they force me back here and stop us leave

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you fire cheaters

1 day ago

Outlook good

Sverre or Chris

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

It is certain

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Do it with the right people

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Blasi and I were in

2 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Yes

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Ask again later

Shall i really risk my part of owning this pub and get one more bag from the albanians tonight....really is tne last one for good

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Waters why are you obsessed with homelessness

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

I like having a small circle of people, because you seem shady

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Then the next it's better being single, are you trying to split people up

2 days ago

Without a doubt

One minute it's if they bring stress into your life, dump them

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Why do you spam With reasons to be single and why men are bad?

2 days ago

It is certain

Is it boy

2 days ago

My reply is no

Is it wrong

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

How am I going to die

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

What am I supposed to do with it? I'm not a cryptographer, tell me what the message is from this nonsense

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

All you do is spam me ith cruise holidays, engagement rings or jesus.

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Why are you so obsessed with me for, I don't know you. I have a small circle of people I know and a larger circle I respect. I don't think you fit into either.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Like last year, rolling out the silly excuses I ask for too much to justify ruining an opportunity and preventing me leave.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

If you haven't decided on your ring by now then maybe it's a sign. Just saying.

2 days ago

Yes

2 years and 8 months of engagement ring spamming

2 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Why do you stop me and trap me in a place I never wanted to be

2 days ago

Outlook good

I'm not here to make your life decisions, I don't even know you but you won't leave me alone

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Should I divorce JASON- who's Jason and why are you changing what I write to ask me fr

2 days ago

Ask again later

Why do you keep putting engagement rings ads in my phone,

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

So much prejudice.

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

I want to be around my own people and not still putting up with Christian goyim

2 days ago

My reply is no

You people give me cabin fever

2 days ago

Outlook good

Will I get out of here soon and away from these people

2 days ago

Outlook good

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