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Will Thomas be my boyfriend?

9 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Obsessed with me, knives and any guy that works around me. It's not a good combination

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

Will I be working this week? Go away

10 hours ago

My sources say no

Stop with the stupid videos about having snipers in my garden, it's stupid.

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

is it just him ? Go away. Stop trying to talk to me. You sicko

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

The fact the only way you can get to me is hacking speak volume of how much you are welcome

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You upset me and do it on purpose,leave me alone

10 hours ago

It is certain

Just get lost freak, claiming you are rage baiting a friend, you are a stranger freak

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

is she going to pick the other guy, or am i going to take him myself? *pink girl* go away

10 hours ago

My sources say no

Maybe go to the shop for a long weight, that should keep you busy and out of my life. For a bit

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

Am i useless? Go away, leave me alone. You are as much use to my life as sky hooks

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You slipped through the evolutionary net.

10 hours ago

It is certain

You waste everyone's time with your childish obsession over me, just fvk off back to the zoo and hang out with the animals

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does jp loves me? Go back to the zoo with the rest of the animals

10 hours ago

Yes

Spamming with look a likes of people who worked around me, achieves what exactly? You are nothing and they are working so, take this pathetic game you play and shove it

10 hours ago

My reply is no

There's a reason why you are doing it so say what it will take to be rid of you

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

What's it going to take to be rid of you

10 hours ago

My reply is no

Why do you fill my feed with everything I dislike apart from yourself

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Take your stupid cartoons and your stupid drugs and go away

11 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

13 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

13 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

13 hours ago

My reply is no

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

13 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

13 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i risk my chance with Frankie on Monday for one final ever bag from the albanians?

13 hours ago

It is certain

I hope you guys have a nice morning/ afternoon or evening ( in my case the afternoon is ending and we’re getting night).

20 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Do i order a chinese for my dinner

21 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Do i order a chinese for my dinner?

21 hours ago

Most likely

Do i order a chinese for my dinner?

21 hours ago

Very doubtful

I still can't figure out where you are located though. Not that I care, just to avoid the physical version

24 hours ago

Without a doubt

I'm guessing you have seen my emails and have been doing things while I was out

1 day ago

It is certain

You never spam when you think you are in trouble, cretin

1 day ago

It is decidedly so

You only spam when you think you have won whatever you are planning to mess my life up

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Was he the one? Clown on the run. Go away

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Spamming with videos of men playing with themselves this morning sicko

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Is he at gym? Stalker creep

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Ridiculous your stupid spamming, changing what I write like a toddler

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

What would Calum hogkinson say if I asked him out ? Clown escaped the circus

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Why are you so insecure that you ban me

1 day ago

My reply is no

100/0 London 1/1 not London. Corrupt

1 day ago

Signs point to yes

Google Google Google Google Google fvk off Google Google Google Google Google Google Google Google Google Google Google

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Why did you delete the email from personal account my rabbi

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

Who the fvk is national physical laboratory

1 day ago

My reply is no

Why don't they just leave me alone

1 day ago

Very doubtful

Is it just a coincidence or is it a two faced snake?

1 day ago

Yes

What's with the drawings, you weren't welcome last year so why do you expect a different reception this time

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

Should I go see Selina?

1 day ago

It is certain

efeffffffeeeefefeef?? Absolutely pathetic

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

Spamming me about their sister, I don't care. Leave me alone.

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

I'm sick of having to deal with this clown every day, turning up within minutes of I receive emails to then use against me.

1 day ago

Yes

Transient Wealth: Material goods are seen as tools to perform good deeds, not goals in themselves.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

What's with the Chanel obsession? I don't care

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Constantly telling me about your men, I don't care and don't go for soiled goods

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Obsessed telling me about yourself when I don't care

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Go are a troll hack

2 days ago

Yes

Go S t r a t f o r d go away

2 days ago

It is certain

Changing what I write go for your l u x I r y ma SS age lo nd o n

2 days ago

Most likely

Will he stop avoiding me? I don't care

2 days ago

Outlook good

will he return his app? I dont care

2 days ago

Outlook not so good

Go away

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Did you know this would happen ?? I don't care

2 days ago

Outlook good

Does Katherine light love me? Why spam me.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

And stop with your dark web rubbish, no one cares

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

I will never forgive or forget it. Never, so don't act surprised that I hate you

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force me here and trap us

2 days ago

Yes

What is Baxter engineering

2 days ago

Most likely

“ We'll get in your car and you'll lean to kiss me We'll talk for hours and lie on the backseat Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh Uh-huh, uh-huh And then one random night when everything changes You won't reply and we'll go back to strangers Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh”

2 days ago

Most likely

Shall i really drain the till and get one final bag from the albanians now?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

2 days ago

It is certain

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

2 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

2 days ago

It is certain

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

2 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Shall i really drain the till and get one final ever bag the Albanians now

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

I just want to heal and move on

2 days ago

Most likely

Have they had too much time out of my life already

2 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will it be over soon so we can go back to being strangers

2 days ago

Very doubtful

How exciting

2 days ago

Very doubtful

Has he thought of me today

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Has he thought of me today

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Has he thought of me today

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Has he thought of me today

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I be rid of this person stopping me. Everyday

2 days ago

Ask again later

I hope today will be a good day for everyone here.

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Will Ron say he has no money?

2 days ago

Signs point to yes

Shall i really push the boundary and risk getting one final.ever bag now?

3 days ago

Yes

I have an email, within minutes you turn up

3 days ago

Most likely

Timing as always

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Should i really get my final ever two bags from the albanians tonigjt and then delete all my numbers. No more gear for good

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Will I hear by Tuesday

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Why is my life so important to people who hurt me

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Why is discover more, emails and cancer

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Putting estate things.

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Wilk this person leave me alone

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will i get a call tomorrow re longterm

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Will i get a call tomorrow re longterm

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Is he thinking about me

3 days ago

It is certain

Is he thinking about me

3 days ago

Most likely

Is it going to be decent?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

Is Ron going to offer me a pay rise?

3 days ago

Outlook good

It ended up pretty good. No diabetes, no high cholesterol, but I need to improve my vitamin D levels, and the bacteria are gone.

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Waiting to see my gynecologist at the waiting room. Wish me luck.

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

I had Streptococcus agalactiae.

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

Car joke? But my gynecological health isn't a joke.

3 days ago

Without a doubt

Mum found it funny and I appreciate it this time

3 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

You carried on the car joke from last year

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

PS: I am not pregnant. Just for checkup and to understand why I had a bacteria,etc.

3 days ago

Yes - definitely

This afternoon I have an appointment with my gynecologist to review my test results, such as my glycemic results.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

I hope today will be a good day for me and for everybody here.

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have success?

3 days ago

Don't count on it

G will I have success?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

G will I have success?

3 days ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have success?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

G will I have another girlfriend?

3 days ago

Outlook good

Will my mam die this October

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

Will my mam die this September

3 days ago

Don't count on it

Will my mam die this year

3 days ago

Ask again later

Am I pregnant?

4 days ago

My sources say no

Am I pregnant

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will i get a pay out for my back

4 days ago

It is certain

O.o

4 days ago

Yes

I seriously doubt you have children or are even a woman.

4 days ago

Very doubtful

You said your children would be without a mother and it would be my fault because of a cup of coffee. What kind of person manipulates people like that

4 days ago

Most likely

Make me out to be toxic, crazy or what ever else but we all saw it and now I post what you put directly to me and try to hide it from everyone else.

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

I've never heard it being linked to a work related cup of coffee between two people who don't have cancer

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

I'm not a doctor but I don't think that's how cancer works

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

You remember you said you would die on cancer if he landed the helicopter in the carpark for coffee with me at work and it would be my fault you died of cancer

4 days ago

My reply is no

That always upsets you when you mention your fake cancer

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Will I see him again?

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Is this the fourth time today?

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Is my right ovary malignant? Really?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Schmuck? What? But I don’t even know you. It’s just you swear bad words and complain a lot around here.

4 days ago

Most likely

Very worried

4 days ago

Yes

Will we be ok

4 days ago

Most likely

Will it pay as much

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Will he get a new job

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will it all be ok

4 days ago

Very doubtful

And they don't say they are in the navy either, it's a job not their life

4 days ago

Most likely

No navy man I know has a ford

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Why do you spam with navy and ford ads

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Everyone can see what you write over my words with. If I have to put up with it so should others for them to understand what I have to live with everyday

4 days ago

Most likely

Could he fall for me? Go away

4 days ago

Outlook good

Still another 1 o 2 times they will hack into my phone before the day is over and upset me further then the same again tomorrow until I cry

4 days ago

My reply is no

To the schmuck who's annoyed I post on here, if hey werein the same situation for YEARS they would be equally as fvked off with it. People around me have been more annoyed and it wasn't happening to them

4 days ago

Very doubtful

It's the same everyday, looking through my emails and device with no right to do so. Sharing what you fin with others who also shouldn't know

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Is this the third or fourth time today you have done thi

4 days ago

Ask again later

will he leave her if i ask?? Go away stop changing what I write to your utter bs

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

Take your sick videos of fvked up toes and leave me alone, spamming me with videos that you love me

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Yo don't like it,I don't care they aren't threatening you in many different ways over a number of years and trapping you then saying they own you

4 days ago

My reply is no

Sick creep waiting to see where I work next and never leaving me alone

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

They don't like it and I don't care. They hack me an eye to talk to me

4 days ago

Don't count on it

I post what someone changes my writing to when I click go

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Go away with your Simon sinek videos

4 days ago

It is certain

Every day it's you with the same rudeness, etc. You curse a lot, etc. This only attracts negativity.

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Stop it with your negativity.

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Fvk off with your close brothers ads, crock of sht. You are an imposter troll pretending

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Yes or no ? Fvk off

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Stop watching what I'm doing and stop preventing me

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Just fvk off

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Just fvk off

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Stop with your trains and construction sht

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Stop spamming me with nonsense and fvk off

4 days ago

Don't count on it

It's hard to put into words how much of a rotten pos you are

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Just fvk off

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I resign my post ? Fvk off leave me alone

4 days ago

Don't count on it

You ruin everyday you turn up like that short creep from before

4 days ago

Outlook good

Leave me alone and stop preventing me

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Every single day morning until night to bother me

4 days ago

My reply is no

Do we feel the same about each other ? Fvk off it's multiple times a day you do this

4 days ago

Without a doubt

Same with men, nothing to do with you so fvk off

4 days ago

My reply is no

My life never has been and never will be any of your business now fck.off

4 days ago

Don't count on it

Leave me alone and go away when ever I talk about work you turn up to see what I'm discussing

4 days ago

Better not tell you now

G would Konka go out with me? Fvk off cretin

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

DADDY POOOPOO ? Spaz

4 days ago

Very doubtful

should i work a home depo? Fvk off

4 days ago

Ask again later

Go fvk your own sad excuse of a life up, hacking my devices to tell your little recruits what I'm doing

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Forced me here and try to trap me fvk you

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Forced me here and try to trap me fvk you

4 days ago

Most likely

Im not staying here so fvk you

4 days ago

Ask again later

Would they accept it being done to them, No they fcking wouldnt but want to force it until me

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Would they accept it being done to them, No they fcking would t

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

What the fvk did they expect when they stop my jobs and brag to me about ruining my life and wanting to make me homeless

4 days ago

You may rely on it

I don't give a sht, leave me alone and stop preventing me live my life cretin

4 days ago

My sources say no

Take your hertz ads and fvk off

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

Sick freak hacking every time I have a chance at a normal life you ruin it

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Why do you spam me with things I don't know or try to talk to me freak

4 days ago

Yes - definitely

is victoria harriman going to leave work soon? I don't fvking care

4 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are stopping me live when I want nothing to do with you and say I'm jealous of you. Who the fvk are you

4 days ago

You may rely on it

hhh? Fvk off

4 days ago

Most likely

is dd better than kw ? Fvk off

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

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