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Recent questions

Why do I have to put up with this everyday.

25 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Spamming me I can't have a job I applied for minutes earlier when you change what I write because it's too good for me and it's something I had previously done

25 minutes ago

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Living in groundhog day get out

31 minutes ago

Very doubtful

It's always the same. Don't like the people that turn up, don't like it a guy gives me attention and need to compete. Usually decades older for some reason. W t f

31 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Always some bs about how I'm ugly or how you always need to be better in one way or another. I don't know you stop competing with me in my own phone.

32 minutes ago

Yes

Leave me alone

33 minutes ago

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I haven't lied. Yet when I expose it you always call me fat or that I'm a liar

33 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

are you lying? Lave me alone

34 minutes ago

Outlook not so good

I'm sick of your names, sick of the dating. Sick of your money obsession and how you keep spamming about the poorest rich people in vulgar

35 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Why didn't I receive an acknowledgement email today. It's an automated system.

36 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

I'm not asking you for a job I've seen what they are like. I don't want you messing with my life. That's different.

38 minutes ago

Most likely

Leave me alone and stop preventing me get a job u less it's a shtshow

38 minutes ago

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You spam with random names. Even a broken clock is right twice a day.

40 minutes ago

Most likely

Take you made up names. Take your corrupt people and leave me alone

41 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

I don't manipulate you, you twist the narrative and I don't want anything from you. Just leave me alone.

41 minutes ago

Better not tell you now

Next you will try to twist this that I'm trying to manipulate as you do every time I try to explain what you have done isn't acceptable

42 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

You write it because you think it will upset me like you asked what my phobias are. No nice person would ask that only a sinister person planning to cause harm.

43 minutes ago

Outlook good

Yet writing this you spam about some cloud or being up the duff. Gain why would I need to know.

44 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

You decided I wasn't good enough in my natural state so try to erase me and replace it with a version you create

44 minutes ago

My sources say no

I don't care if you are a Christian, g a y or anything else. I shouldn't know. That's the point. Every aspect of my life you try to erase and write over. Forcing things on me to try to erase my natural tastes and abilities

45 minutes ago

Very doubtful

Why is it impossible to leave me alone and leave your stuff in your device and stop overwriting my life

48 minutes ago

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Don't put you stuff in my phone, take your mechanic bas as well that's the latest along with football

49 minutes ago

Don't count on it

Spam with Shtty sourdough bread and blueberries because you know I don't like them. The same with other foods, animals, hobbies and anything else you can think of.

50 minutes ago

Without a doubt

Why do you sht on me then get upset when I mention it.

51 minutes ago

You may rely on it

Back with the stannah bs

51 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Then you spent weeks spamming with psychology videos about gaslighting someone into thinking something was there idea when I complained about being forced into something

52 minutes ago

My sources say no

Bragged you deleted my job prospects that you knew I wanted because you didn't want me to leave where I was forces

53 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

You literally wait to hear what I don't want to do and then look for the worst version of it to force on me.

54 minutes ago

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Never have I come across such controlling oppressive individuals who have dictated someone else's career based on their own insecurities and need to punish them

54 minutes ago

As I see it, yes

Does London need to be evacuated because only two people can live their and no one else

58 minutes ago

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Why do you say I can't live or work in London because it's for the two of you whoever you are I don't give a sht

58 minutes ago

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Why did you make the stupid excuse I ask for too much money when it's below minimum wage

59 minutes ago

It is decidedly so

Belittle me when I try to go for a job I like, criticise my abilities, ambition my body and looks while preventing me on everything in my life

1 hour ago

Yes - definitely

Cant let me decide my own life, have to control it despite knowing what you are forcing on me is everything against my wishes

1 hour ago

Most likely

Cant let me decide my own life, have to control it despite knowing what you are forcing on me is everything against my woshes

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Can't ever allow me t have a career or a job that's not sht

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

Changing my words to prevent me posting and exposing you.

1 hour ago

Cannot predict now

Take your Aviva ads and get out of my phone

1 hour ago

It is certain

Is that what today has been about

1 hour ago

Yes

Always a step back until their isn't one and try to go further back in my life until I kill myself

1 hour ago

You may rely on it

Always some admin sht despite me repeatedly saying I don't ever want to removing everything else

1 hour ago

Very doubtful

Purpose trying to force me into jobs that are not me then blaming me when it blows up in your face

1 hour ago

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It's all about oppression. Text Gemma she will be happy

2 hours ago

My sources say no

What about Gemma? She needs to know aswell

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Changing my words to should I text nick.

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Ads not apps

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Forcing lesbians dating apps in my phone is you not me

2 hours ago

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Stop changing what I write.

2 hours ago

My reply is no

You put Korea women dating ads. I don't care. You never put handsome finance guys or mensch in my phone.

2 hours ago

Without a doubt

Is that why you become excited and do more when I say it's distressing.

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

So they are the ultimate beneficiary of your actions and you get a financial kickback in your plan that you spam me with.

2 hours ago

Outlook good

For months for spammed with a videos that you are a poor puppet for rich people because they won't get anything if they sue you but you also spam you will get money if they overthrow it so you do it

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Everything you do to me at the moment you did last year as well. Are you planning on doing this next year as well. How many years are you going to do it.

2 hours ago

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It's theatre and on purpose so I know you hack me and you want me to know. Same with changing my words you wantme to know.

2 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are back doing the same things of calling people my colleagues while stopping my jobs and spamming with dell like you did last year before and after every weekly job meeting

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

It's like I live in a world where I'm the only one who thinks it's fvked up

2 hours ago

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You hacked my emails so I kept making news ones, same with Instagram then changed my account handle to spongebobrageface . Everything is designed for a reaction.

2 hours ago

Yes

I don't want to be anything like you and I fear you longer you hack me the worse I become. I needed to work on looking at you and making sure I'm nothing like that as it's not who I was before you did this and it's not who I want to end up being

2 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I'm ashamed of how I don't walk away when you play your games, how I have a meltdown and how you relish in it all then try to claim the victim hood in the situation you orchestrate

2 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Get back to being a person I can be proud of and away from you

2 hours ago

My sources say no

You bring me down. I don't like myself and I don't like being manipulated and wound up. I need to work on myself and get away from your toxic games.

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I'm a better person with a will to live when you are away from me. Yet you won't let me be free of you.

2 hours ago

You may rely on it

I hate you being in my phone, you make me sick.

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Hopefully I will be away from you as well soon. Fet up of you spamming with Israel and how to make Aliyah. It's not up to you so fvk off it's annoying like everything you have done to me

2 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You have done this for multiple years, even in offices find out who she knows, follow her around in office, out of offices. Tap the phone, emails everything yet no one wants to talk to you.

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

If any one ever wanted to speak to you. They would have taken a hint. You only talk to me because you hack me.i don't want you either

2 hours ago

Don't count on it

Will I find Dom? No. You wont

2 hours ago

Outlook good

Removing my words in my phone multiple times to wind me up before allowing it through

2 hours ago

My sources say no

Leave me alone. I'm sick of dealing with a s.talker and your recruits. Spamming with anything you think is triggering

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

That's what you change my words to when I call out your Aviva ads

2 hours ago

Signs point to yes

A double stranded portion of DNA consists of a total of 564 nucleotides, 135 of which are adenine. If the coding strand contains 75 adenosine residues, then all of the following must be true EXCEPT: * 1 point The non-coding strand contains 75 thymidine nucleotides . The sum of the guanosine and cytidine nucleotides in the sense strand is 147. Half of the base pairs in the coding region are adenosine and thymidine nucleotides . The sum of the adenosine and guanosine nucleotides equals the sum of the thymidine and cytidine nucleotides .ju

3 hours ago

Yes - definitely

It's the second time I wrote it because you changed it to your bs

3 hours ago

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Why do you still try to communicate with me despite being told to leave me alone daily

3 hours ago

Very doubtful

Why did you force me here then force yourself in my devices

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

If you gossip to me you will gossip about me. Not interested and don't respect it

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Gossip to someone who respects you

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Is Phil Armstrong going to tell his girlfriend that he cheated on her ? Why do I care

3 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Fvk it I don't care just get lost

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why are you here.

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

I hate being horrible but being nice got me nowhere you are still here

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Bo concept fvk off.

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Bo concept

3 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Nothing like a panic meeting of the local drug lords because they don't trust their phones.

3 hours ago

Signs point to yes

It funny how I mention the car photograph and so many cars driving around in circles while I walked my dog stinking of weed.

3 hours ago

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Why do you also put navy or army ads when it's never them

3 hours ago

Without a doubt

Lot of furniture moving next door

3 hours ago

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Who is this hertz creep with their 5/6 ads since the map incident in 24

3 hours ago

Most likely

Gammy foot wife said he was off work with poor feet yet spent every weekend walking the entire coastal perimeter of Kent coast line

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Walking shoes for elderly with poor balance

3 hours ago

You may rely on it

Knit shop

3 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Back with your old man shoes ready to fvk my life up further.

3 hours ago

It is certain

Why do you put Simon sinek freak in my feed for a reaction.

3 hours ago

Yes

Do you see why I'm mad yet. Because you cancel my actual jobs and forced me into some bs third rate things that's not where I wanted to go or the job I wanted to do

7 hours ago

Outlook good

Couldn't even do the course this summer as you purposely forgot to pay me on time.

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I started at that company when I was 27 to learn investments and get back to London. In going to be 33 next month and I still have you every single day hounding me with your pathetic immature bs

7 hours ago

Cannot predict now

so are you a six ?

7 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I had plans to complete investment exams and get to where I want to be but I stead I have spend everyday for years fighting your hounding to survive. You trap me in poverty by stopping my jobs and not enabling me to complete courses had to run around the country to get away from you and you forced us here.

8 hours ago

Better not tell you now

O.o

8 hours ago

Without a doubt

Take your .nl and fvk off

9 hours ago

My reply is no

Go cancel yourself instead of change what I wrote last night to cancel my applications . You own me money for loss of income year on year with your shtty games

9 hours ago

My reply is no

Before you try and twist it like the narc you are.. I e never asked anyone for a job I’ve asked to be left alone so I can live my life and not be pushed into situations of companies like I have been

9 hours ago

My reply is no

Why am I the only person who can’t live and work in a place I want and have a bunch of people stopping me everyday for years

9 hours ago

Yes

Ok, that’s nice; we have diversity in the country. Croatians or not.

9 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Have an awesome day!

10 hours ago

My sources say no

You were too busy stopping my jobs and being a cvnt. Ow well.

10 hours ago

Outlook good

Gutted for you I really am.

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

It wasn’t me but someone did I saw them

10 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Am I awesome? Who took picture of your car

10 hours ago

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I shouldn’t have to put up with this

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I email them again

10 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I email them again

10 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

Should I email them again

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I email them again

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I email them again

10 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I email them again

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

Should I email them again

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Does he still love her fvk off.

10 hours ago

Yes

Suffolk cvnt

10 hours ago

My reply is no

Take your Ed Sheehan football and fvk off

10 hours ago

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“ da li ce mi david poslati poruku danas” This is croatian. Are you from Croatia?

10 hours ago

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I think it's the inbreeding because no where else in the country are they this backwards

10 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Doing this all of last year and the end of 2024

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

How long until I'm rid of you

10 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Get a hobby and leave me alone

10 hours ago

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will mike and i go for a drink after work this week? Fvk off. No one cares you probably take picture of your food and post it on facebook

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Fvk off bosch

10 hours ago

Very doubtful

Your answer is to spam me with engagement rings. Hahahaha what is stupid idiot

10 hours ago

Without a doubt

It's actually that I haven't applied for a job where a corrupt pos is already there waiting.

10 hours ago

Signs point to yes

You spammed me at the weekend I hadn't applied for enough jobs and that was the reason I wasn't successful opposed to you actively stopping me like this morning.

10 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Their hideous but then again so is having a creepy old man spamming me and haking my devices

10 hours ago

My sources say no

Why do you spam with unstable old man shoes

10 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You aren't very bright but I don't know how dim

10 hours ago

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Do you even realise you are part of the problem.

10 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

Do you think Robin will hold it against me?

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

Do you think I’ve made the right decision not going to the funeral?

11 hours ago

Yes

Why do you spam me with jewellery is that going to pay my bills this winter?

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Fvk off stopping my jobs deleting my emails and trying to communicate with me you are a predator

11 hours ago

It is certain

Fvk off stopping my jobs deleting my emails and trying to communicate with me toy a re a predator

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

If you get the chance I should add and why no women goes out.

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

That's all anyone women sees when we look at you a bunch of rapists

11 hours ago

My sources say no

It's kind of pathetic that you only talk to women via hacking their phone. You are the next Wayne cozins

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Why are you so desperate

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

He actually looks like a vampire and a scary one

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Who dug him up

11 hours ago

It is certain

Will Anthony talk to me this month ? He doesn't need to dress for Halloween does he

11 hours ago

It is certain

Do people like to randomly insult me? Look who's twisting the narrative

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

farting frees the soul fvk off

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

You belong in prison

11 hours ago

It is certain

Begging for attention, by spamming my. Look at me look at me. I need attention so I will hak someone for it because I can't get it naturally

11 hours ago

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That why you forced yourself in my phone, un loved as a child

11 hours ago

Yes

That why you forced yourself in my phone, in loved as a child

11 hours ago

Concentrate and ask again

That why you hate women

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

Mummy leave you when you were a child

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

is all this mumbo jumbo nonsense fat b a s t a r d

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Fvk off skteches

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You look like that JM creep

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

Fvk off you ugly moulding looking creep

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I have high security clearance what a fcking joke

11 hours ago

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Ipswich with that dumb idiot rob

11 hours ago

Yes - definitely

My mum hates you

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

Then you brag I will be homeless

11 hours ago

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Do you see how sick you are should I quit my job wa wa was while stopping me get a job for months and bragging about it

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You stop my jobs and spam me worried about yours you evil pos

11 hours ago

Ask again later

You belong with teddy in the dock today

11 hours ago

Yes

Get out of my phone you piece of actual sht

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

And I hope you experience everything you have all done to me

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Like you have done to me. Tend of thousands every year I have lost from your actions

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

should i quit my job?i hope you lose everything

11 hours ago

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Tens of thousands of pounds I have lost out every year by your actions then you stopped my lawyers emails

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

is ryan my right man fvk off

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

You are good for nothing you work there

11 hours ago

It is certain

I will not work some fvking shop or restaurant

11 hours ago

Very doubtful

You should be locked up

11 hours ago

My reply is no

What are you a fvking child call mummy

11 hours ago

It is certain

You are a piece of sht

11 hours ago

Without a doubt

will Nicholas Mum be involved? Fvk off cvnt

11 hours ago

Outlook good

I shouldn't have to leave the UK and even then you have been demanding to know where I go next.

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

That's when you aren't spamming me with videos to make Aliyah

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Then you spam you will be a millionaire

11 hours ago

Cannot predict now

You get excited when I talk about killing myself and do it to me more and more until I get to that stage

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You need to be in prison away from causing me har

11 hours ago

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So you can try to get to me I person again fourth time a charm is it

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

That's what you are trying to force on me fvk ING cvnt

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Go work in tesco

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

does aaron talk to flornence lowther fvk off

11 hours ago

Signs point to yes

O lying problem is you are a pathetic pos and I won't do it

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

You already set it up.

11 hours ago

My reply is no

You spammed me with what the man said in the meeting today stannah

11 hours ago

Don't count on it

is he sincere fvk off cvnt

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

You stop my job applications everyday and now have set me up for some sht I won't do.

11 hours ago

You may rely on it

Quit with this Lydia bs or the yes or no crap dumb cvnt

11 hours ago

Yes

When I wasn't going anywhere other than the shop you said you would get me there

11 hours ago

Outlook not so good

That's what you threatened last year

11 hours ago

Outlook good

Trying to force me into hospitality or shops now so you can get to me

11 hours ago

It is certain

You stop my jobs then brag about it on here to change my posts when I try to send them

11 hours ago

Better not tell you now

should tank put his money on 17 black fvk off you stupid pos

11 hours ago

Reply hazy, try again

You are a cvnt

11 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Spamming asking if I will land a job this week fvk off you stopped or messed with my applications since 2022

11 hours ago

It is decidedly so

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