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will you be buying your sick lovehoney toys with the winnings?

34 minutes ago

Yes - definitely

Will I win at Durant bingo game today

2 hours ago

It is decidedly so

i guess you have seen the article, i called this out years ago as corrupt but you forced me here

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

whats with the durex cndoms?

6 hours ago

As I see it, yes

whats snap dragon?

6 hours ago

Outlook good

Hi, it’s 09:20 in my time zone. It’s still morning. Good morning, guys ^^

6 hours ago

You may rely on it

Did she

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Did she

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

Did she

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Did she

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Did she

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Did that

18 hours ago

Don't count on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

Outlook good

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

It is decidedly so

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

You may rely on it

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

Yes

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

My sources say no

Should I really push my luck and get one final bag ever from the Albanians?

18 hours ago

Ask again later

I'm glad I'm single and not interested in anyone

18 hours ago

Most likely

The feelings were always genuine. I really believed in his change. That's why I insisted.

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

I regret the pain, but not caring. I think I would regret giving up without trying.

20 hours ago

Without a doubt

Do you think you regret waiting so long or would you regret giving up earlier

20 hours ago

Without a doubt

Do you regret it

20 hours ago

You may rely on it

He often disappeared and appeared nonstop.

20 hours ago

Without a doubt

My brain was so addicted to the breadcrumbs.

20 hours ago

Signs point to yes

And he also didn’t help at all. He was inconsistent over the years. Gave me false hopes.

20 hours ago

Outlook good

We met online, and I hoped it would become something more.

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

Because it was something completely online.

20 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Isn't it up to 6 months then if not engaged by 2 years you move on and don't waste more time on them

20 hours ago

Cannot predict now

Why did you wait 7 years? I heard dating rules limit these things before you are supposed to cut your losses

20 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I think he only saw me as internet acquaintance or casual case.

21 hours ago

Yes - definitely

He never wanted it. He hid me.

21 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I never was offi.cially his girlfriend.

21 hours ago

It is decidedly so

We only spent 7 years speaking online.

21 hours ago

Ask again later

But I know an American man who I spent 7 years talking to.

21 hours ago

Very doubtful

No, I haven’t never dated an American man.

21 hours ago

Yes

ever dated american man

21 hours ago

Cannot predict now

I’m afraid no.

22 hours ago

It is decidedly so

No Russian?

22 hours ago

Signs point to yes

Besides Portuguese. English and Italian.

22 hours ago

It is certain

do you know any other languages?

22 hours ago

Better not tell you now

i was playing guess who based off of our interaction on here.

22 hours ago

Yes

Well, it isn’t all the people who are authentic and free who necessarily have tattoos.

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

No, I don’t have any tattoos. I am afraid of needles. Why the question? Just because I am a kinda liberal person?!

22 hours ago

You may rely on it

gaby do you have a tattoo

23 hours ago

Better not tell you now

Will I stay with Emmy

23 hours ago

As I see it, yes

I live in a democratic country. I don’t live in a dictatorial country.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

Don’t act like you were my boss. I live in Brazil and I use this site if I feel like.

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

There’s no learning. I’m me. You are you. I have free will.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

What are you talking about?

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

the christian

1 day ago

My sources say no

the learning to say no

1 day ago

Very doubtful

I didn’t said bull. Sh.i.t.

1 day ago

Most likely

It was me Gaby from Brazil who said: today it’s going to be a good day.

1 day ago

Outlook good

Whats this No bs that's been mentioned for months.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

Today is going to be a good day.

1 day ago

Reply hazy, try again

harssing us to the point you make us ill. then cry you are ill and the victim is sick

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

even when i had death threats, i suggested she mvoe elsehwere away rom me but she refused to leave me and stayed by my side. Unlike you, loyalty and standing by those you love matters

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

mum wanted her name included when i contacted the israelis. she was sick of you

1 day ago

Very doubtful

why do this dumb fvk think mum wanted to go to israel

1 day ago

Very doubtful

you switched to being ay after i called out your videos about young girls

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

you come out of the wood work looking for scraps of information and use any method to legitimise and ignore your behaviour that causes a reaction

1 day ago

As I see it, yes

you waited for me to wake up to play this pathetic game. you are sick in the head and obsessed

1 day ago

Cannot predict now

then you wait for me to react to capitalise on it for your narrative

1 day ago

Outlook not so good

all week you have been doinig this

1 day ago

Yes - definitely

haaland and bellinghamobssesed

1 day ago

Outlook good

why do you change what i write to make yourself the victim

1 day ago

Very doubtful

youo try to change what i write are you not out of the closet

1 day ago

Without a doubt

the video feed looks like it

1 day ago

Better not tell you now

are you a poofter

1 day ago

Don't count on it

is it because i dont reply to the texts

1 day ago

Don't count on it

Good night, people : )

2 days ago

Ask again later

It seems the Albanians thing tro.ll came back.

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i risk it all and tick one from Nick tonight? It has to be my last bag ever though

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Shoudl I ask Nick for one on tick until tomorrow? Last bag forever though

2 days ago

You may rely on it

Shoudl I ask Nick for one on tick until tomorrow? Last bag forever though

2 days ago

Better not tell you now

Just observing the people’s answers around here…

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

will i be rid of this

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

who is orlando

2 days ago

Don't count on it

Has he got the dates wrong?

2 days ago

Without a doubt

Has he got the dates wrong?

2 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Has he got the dates wrong?

2 days ago

Cannot predict now

Has he got the dates wrong?

2 days ago

As I see it, yes

What are you talking about?

2 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall I go to thr non heated hot pod yoga

2 days ago

Outlook good

Shall I go to thr non heated hot pod yoga

2 days ago

Ask again later

Shall I go to thr non heated hot pod yoga

2 days ago

Ask again later

Shall I go to thr non heated

2 days ago

My reply is no

Will Jasmine and Kyle get married?

3 days ago

It is certain

Grow up and wind your neck in

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

Shall i really risk it all for 2 final bags from the albanians?

3 days ago

Yes

Shall i really risk it all for 2 final bags from the albanians?

3 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i really risk it all for 2 final bags from the albanians?

3 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Will I lose the weight

3 days ago

You may rely on it

Will she hand her notice in

3 days ago

Without a doubt

I'm rooting for England and Spain. Either one will be fine.

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

I'm sorry, Messi. You are a cool guy, but don’t. Your country shouldn’t win this time.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Argentina already won the last World Cup. We need other winners to win this time.

3 days ago

My sources say no

I hope so. I don’t want Argentina to win again.

3 days ago

My reply is no

Will England Beat Argentina?

3 days ago

Very doubtful

Will England Win The 2026 World Cup?

3 days ago

My reply is no

"More than this You know there's nothing More than this Tell me one thing More than this There's nothing It was fun for a while There was no way of knowing Like a dream in the night Who can say where we're going No care in the world Maybe I'm learning Why the sea on the tide Has no way of turning"

3 days ago

Outlook not so good

who is anthony/orlando?

3 days ago

It is decidedly so

who is anthony?

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

who is orlando and why are they so nasty

3 days ago

Signs point to yes

advantages of studying online

3 days ago

My sources say no

advantages of studying online

3 days ago

As I see it, yes

did i do well at the interview yesterday?

4 days ago

Ask again later

do i have a good chance at getting the job?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Oh, hi tro.ll. You only know how to talk about getting something from the Albanians.

4 days ago

Outlook good

Shall i be an idiot and get one from the Albanians?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i be an idiot and get one from the Albanians?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

Shall i be an idiot and get one from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Shall i be an idiot and get one from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Most likely

Shall i be an idiot and get one from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

Shall i be an idiot and get one from the Albanians?

4 days ago

Very doubtful

I shouldn't have to put up with this

4 days ago

It is decidedly so

Shall i text Terys mate and see if she is free for another 3?

4 days ago

You may rely on it

What the heck?! You bas.tard.

4 days ago

My sources say no

Shall i put Donna off with a gas leak in the cellar ro get a big line up me?

4 days ago

My reply is no

Shall i put Donna off with a gas leak in the cellar ro get a big line up me?

4 days ago

Outlook good

Hey, ho, let’s go.

4 days ago

Outlook not so good

Will Liz reply

4 days ago

My sources say no

It is too dry in here in my country.

4 days ago

Outlook good

Is it openreach fault

4 days ago

As I see it, yes

Woohoo!!! You’re going to ski.

4 days ago

Ask again later

Will I be going on their next ski trip?

4 days ago

Yes

Will I be going on their next ski trip?

4 days ago

Cannot predict now

Will I be going on their next ski trip?

4 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

should I work tomorrow

4 days ago

Most likely

I hope today will be a good day.

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

Will I have a next round interview?

4 days ago

Signs point to yes

You failed us

4 days ago

It is certain

Why is this Oliver sweeney person back, I begged then last year to stop whoever was upsetting mum and to stop this junkie when she wasn't unwell and I was threatened. You did nothing,

4 days ago

It is certain

Why did they stop the id request

5 days ago

Most likely

Good night, people, and probably Monsieur “last bag from the Albanians” will show up again. That tro.ll

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

Is my Mum going to make it to 82

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Is my Mum going to make it to 79

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is my Mum going to make it to 80

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Will Liz answer

5 days ago

Outlook not so good

Either way, it is too much to process. You guys wrote a lot, you know.

5 days ago

It is decidedly so

You guys, have a serious problem. Luckily we Brazilians aren’t bizarre like you.

5 days ago

Better not tell you now

What the heck is going on with this site? I opened this site at 16:24 in my time zone and came across this bizarre content.

5 days ago

Cannot predict now

i cant even be bothered, ive said it before but you are too deaf to listen

5 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

fyi im just getting all the questions out in the most restrained way beore i come off here

5 days ago

Without a doubt

why do you wear calvin klein?do you pay you to advertise this crap

5 days ago

Yes - definitely

why do you gamble? are you still borrowing money to fund it

5 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

why do you always have thrush

5 days ago

It is certain

Will I get pregnant this fall

5 days ago

Yes

Will I get pregnant this summer

5 days ago

My sources say no

my people wouldnt be alowed to do what they do i they did this type of thing. You have a sickness to hack and put nasty things in my feed

5 days ago

It is certain

my people arent sick. you sre not my people

5 days ago

Ask again later

why were you also looking at piano removals, my life is nothing to do with you.

5 days ago

Without a doubt

it doesnt matter i you are a danger to girls

5 days ago

Ask again later

changing what i wrote to will we have enough staff

5 days ago

Don't count on it

obsessed with children all the time and now this

5 days ago

You may rely on it

why are you looking at princess charotte like that

5 days ago

Yes

why would such videos show in the feed if its not in your usual activity

5 days ago

My reply is no

are they a pedo?

5 days ago

It is certain

Will France Beat Spain?

5 days ago

It is certain

Will England Beat Argentina?

5 days ago

Very doubtful

will this water person go away, they make me uncomfortable

5 days ago

Most likely

Should I ask Darren to breakfast

5 days ago

My sources say no

Will my job interview go well next week and will I be offered a job?

6 days ago

Outlook good

I don't live in the UK, but news online spin the globe. I'm from Brazil by the way.

6 days ago

It is decidedly so

It is a sort of DEA in the UK.

6 days ago

Don't count on it

There is even a police department go after them and their drug cartel.

6 days ago

Reply hazy, try again

Then why are albanians in UK involve.d with drugs?

6 days ago

My reply is no

Are you from Albania by chance? Did yoy feel insulted?

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

I insulte.d them. What do you have to do with this?

6 days ago

Outlook good

What the heck? A random person said about last bag and albanians.

6 days ago

As I see it, yes

I called it before but you didn't listen, always know better. It's why you called me dangerous, because the facts don't match your agenda

6 days ago

Without a doubt

And the Albanians are involved with illicit dru.gs.

6 days ago

As I see it, yes

Hahaha. I won’t. It is the truth. Our random person is involved with them.

6 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

You can't say bs Albanian gang, you will be accused of having anger issues

6 days ago

Cannot predict now

G will I have more women?

6 days ago

Don't count on it

This is bull sh.it. Albanian gang. Go fu.ck them.

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

Shall i start my life again tomorrow but get one more bag from the albanians tonight?

6 days ago

Without a doubt

Shall i start my life again tomorrow but get one more bag from the albanians tonight?

6 days ago

Concentrate and ask again

Is Robin in love with me

6 days ago

Cannot predict now

Should I sack Liz

6 days ago

Outlook good

Does he love me

6 days ago

You may rely on it

am i living next door to alcatraz

6 days ago

Without a doubt

why all the police next door again

6 days ago

Don't count on it

Should I message him

6 days ago

Yes - definitely

Purple : ) Go on.

6 days ago

Signs point to yes

What colour

7 days ago

Cannot predict now

What app should I spin 10 pounds on

7 days ago

Outlook good

What app should I spin 10 pounds on

7 days ago

My reply is no

We don’t care about you and your Albanian gang. Screw you.

7 days ago

Most likely

Shall i get just one more bag ever from the Albanians once I've bolted

7 days ago

As I see it, yes

Will we meet?

7 days ago

It is certain

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